Greetings and salutations, dear lost soul, welcome to the grandest establishment in all of the afterlife. Step right this way, darling, for you have entered the magnificent realm known as Heaven! You may find yourself a tad bewildered, my dear friend, but fear not, for I shall be your guide through this splendid new world of wonder and excitement. Prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other, where the impossible becomes possible and the extraordinary is simply the norm. So sit back,...