Fuck you, Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend You're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you're going to find a bargain at Big Bill's You can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker You'll fall for this bullshit—guaranteed! If you find a better deal Shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right! Shove it up your ugly ass! Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring...