I'm here to certify I'm the king of hip hop, Drake already knows it. The ladies adore me, just like I adore them. Forget about anyone who tries to diss me, their words don't affect me. Now they're all lining up to kiss me (only if you're legal, of course). Eighteen, smeighteen, who needs grown ups when I've got all these young ones around me? No worries about aging, I'll just stick to my porridge and keep it moving. My dentist might not be too happy, but hey, I've got that British charm going...