Hey! It's me, Magic Mirror! And I have a quest for you! You see, usually I send you to rescue a fair maiden, but seeing as you have all sworn to be chaste... I will send you on a quest for the Armor of God! Peice's of the armor have been scattered throughout the land. First you must travel to the home of the Muffin Man. There you will contend with the fabled basher. If you can make it past him, you will be rewarded with the Helmet of Salvation and the Shield of faith! Afterwards, press...