Free Pony Fries: Vermin's signature promise of a free pony for everyone is like offering a side of fries with every meal. It’s an enticing but impractical addition meant to draw attention and create conversation about the feasibility of political promises. Toothpaste Shake: His proposal of an addictive but harmless toothpaste can be likened to a quirky shake flavor at a fast food joint—unexpected, amusing, and designed to highlight the sometimes bizarre nature of campaign pledges. Mandatory...