"Man, I gotta tell you 'bout this time I ended up with 16 pounds of homemade firecrackers in a Port a Potty. It all started when Keith—well, Keith wasn't around for this one. He was still in the hospital from his last scheme, y'know, the one with the trebuchet and all. So it was just me tryin' to entertain myself, and I got it in my head that I’d have a little fun with some firecrackers I’d been makin’. So, I’m sittin’ there with these firecrackers, thinkin' it’d be a real hoot to set ‘em...