Alright, gather 'round, you filthy animals, 'cause I’m about to drop some knowledge bombs on your pathetic little brains. Buckle up, because this ride’s gonna be bumpier than a ride on a rollercoaster made out of broken dreams and expired snacks! *So here’s the thing. People in America, bless their hearts, have this bizarre love hate relationship with spyware. They’ll go on and on about how terrible it is, how it’s gonna steal your data and sell your soul to some digital overlord. But guess...