And cut through all this red tape

"Escape (The Piña Colada Song '80)" is a popular song recorded by Rupert Holmes. Released in 1979 as a single from his album "Partners in Crime," the tune instantly became an unforgettable hit in 1980. Known for its catchy melody and humorous lyrics, the song tells the story of a bored man seeking excitement by responding to a personal ad in the newspaper, only to find out that the woman who placed the ad was actually his own partner. Rupert Holmes, a singer-songwriter and composer, not only performed the song but also wrote it himself. Playing upon the themes of love and the desire for adventure, "Escape" continues to be a classic. You can easily find and download this timeless sound online.