Why enough would I ever do that? Ever? And how dare you even ask me that? And why aren't you more ashamed of yourself?

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! Get Schwifty with the ULTIMATE Rick Sanchez Soundboard! Strap on your portal gun and crank up the cynicism, because this soundboard is packed with the most epic Rick Sanchez quotes straight from the first three seasons of Rick and Morty! Inside you'll find: Rick's most iconic catchphrases: From the legendary "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!" to the infamous "Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?", these soundbites will have you channeling your inner mad scientist in no time. Hilarious insults and rants: Need to put someone in their place Rick-style? This soundboard has you covered with a selection of his most scathing insults, drunken ramblings, and existential musings. Pop culture references galore: Rick loves dropping pop culture bombs, and this soundboard captures all his best movie, TV, and music references for your nerdy pleasure. Action-packed sound effects: Portal whooshing? Laser blasts? Burp gun mayhem? This soundboard has all the sound effects you need to recreate your own Rick and Morty adventures. Easy-to-use interface: Navigate the soundboard like a pro with intuitive controls and clear labeling, so you can find the perfect Rick quote for any situation. Whether you're a die-hard Rick and Morty fan or just looking for a way to add some Ricktastic chaos to your life, this soundboard is the perfect way to get your schwifty on! But wait, there's more! This is just the beginning! We're constantly adding new quotes and sound effects, so you'll always have fresh Rick material. Share the soundboard with your friends and family, and unleash the Rick on them all! Use the soundboard to prank your enemies (or just your loved ones, we don't judge). So grab your Plumbus and get ready to get schwifty with the ULTIMATE Rick Sanchez Soundboard!