Abominable Edit

A belt that goes "whoop." Do I want that? I don't know.

A blueberry?

A boy that knows his gerbils. I like him.

A dock worker saw a creature and some kids boarding a cargo barge last night.

A little compensation for your silence.

A one of a kind whooping belt.

A Yeti. A real Yeti.

Aah! Nai Nai, that's weird.

Actually, it's thousands.

After this, no one will ever laugh at you again.

Ah, buh bye.

All better, right?

All but one.

All I know is we're a long way from Jin.

All right, fine, just take it!

All right, get up, Peng. We gotta go.

All right, let's do this.

All right, let's see.

All right, look.

All right, move in slowly.

All right, move out.

All right. Call me shallow all you want.

ALL: Not it!

And a side of pork.

And finally to Mount Everest.

And for all we know, Jin could be in trouble right now. And it's...

And get 'em back to the city in one piece.

And he still does.

And I don't know, it made me feel like

And I was like, "Oh, yeah."

And it looks like he fancies soda.

And it was gone.

And it's all my fault.

And Mrs. Yuan, in 4B,

And my family...

And some of them are freakishly good.

And that is exactly why we've got to keep moving. All right?

And that river will take you most of the way to the Himalayas

And the best way to protect the Yeti is to let him go.

And the new kicks.

And the Yeti's powers will grow even stronger

And you did.

And your parents.

And, I don't know, maybe he's right.

Another time, okay, cuz?

Are you awake?

Are you hungry?

Argh, I don't know.

Argh!

As usual, he's got a date.

At least I'm not delusional.

At the foothills of those mountains, there's a bridge.

Attention, all units, we need every car out on the street.

Aw. You have your mother's eyes.

Awesome!

Aww.

Back!

Bad? Listen, you've got this all wrong.

Bank shot.

Because I...

Because in about five minutes,

Because, unlike you, I like having friends.

Before it's too late.

BOTH: Really, Dave?

BOTH: Time for the light show!

BOY: You're not my mom!

BURNISH: (SIGHS) I'm so used to looking down on the world

BURNISH: Captain, I am holding you personally responsible

BURNISH: Suddenly, I saw it.

BURNISH: The unveiling is in one week, Captain.

BURNISH: We promised the public a Yeti, and nothing else will do.

BURNISH: Whoa.

But busy, busy, busy.

But don't worry. I can get us out of here. Let's go.

But every night...

But I cannot go to that unveiling empty handed.

But I do know where they will be.

But I haven't even cried yet, Jin.

But I promised to take Everest home and he's not home yet.

But I'm going to take Everest home.

But if he's a little banged up, who cares?

But the only way I can help your friends is if I know where they are.

But there is something I have to insist that I give you.

But there's still one more chance to capture your Yeti.

But we've unloaded all of the cargo and didn't find anyone.

But you sure don't belong here.

But you were right about me, too.

But, uh, maybe I'll stop by.

Bye, everybody. Have a great day!

Bye.

Can we just talk about this later, Nai Nai?

Can't? Why?

Captain, don't you dare let them get away.

Captain, hurry.

Captain, I have footage.

Captain, let us fan out.

Captain, order your men to stow their weapons.

Captain, we are going to need reinforcements.

Captain, where did that boat land?

CAPTAIN: (ON RADIO) Take the shot.

CAPTAIN: Fire at will!

CAPTAIN: Hey! My keys.

Captain...

Catch!

Check the hair. Lookin' good, Jin.

Cold eyes staring.

Come on, Everest, I'll race you!

Come on, Everest, make it go bigger!

Come on, Peng, we need to get back to that dock...

Come on, Peng.

Come on, Yi, you never play with me anymore.

Come on, Yi.

Come on, you guys.

Come on!

Come on! Come quickly.

Come on! Keep searching!

Come on. Come on, you guys, let's go.

Come shoot hoops with me. Come on.

Coming in at 4'10" and ready to take the game,

Cool!

Copy that.

Copy that. They're gone. And I'm dead.

Creature from Mount Everest.

CREATURE: Hmm?

CREATURE: Mmm.

CROWD: Ooh! Ah!

Dead will have to do.

Did you see where it went?

Do it, now!

Do you even know how much I paid for these?

Do you even want to be a doctor or do you just think that you'll...

Do you hear me? Let go!

Do you know how hard it is to keep up this British animal lover act?

Do you know?

Do you need any money?

Do you realize how crazy you sound?

Do you see Jin?

Do you think he'll make it?

Doctor Zara, what am I going to do?

Doctor Zara, you are the best in your field.

Doctor, I was wrong.

Don't stop until you reach your mountain. Don't stop until you're home.

Don't talk to me about family.

Down there!

Down! Down! Down!

DR. ZARA: He said in the sweetest little voice,

DR. ZARA: I hope you're not hurt. Let me introduce myself.

DR. ZARA: Mr. Burnish!

DR. ZARA: They're headed to the Himalayas, sir.

DR. ZARA: Yes, Mr. Burnish, the venue is completely sold out.

Duchess is an albino jerboa and she, too, is one of a kind.

Duchess? But she's a one of a kind albino jerboa.

Duchess. Is that your name?

Dude. You darted Dave.

Easy. Easy, boy.

Either be busy or be on holiday, that is what I say.

Either eat here or there, but never on the move.

Especially the rare and exotic ones.

Everest is just a kid.

Everest is nowhere near his mountain

Everest talks to nature.

Everest, are you sure about this?

Everest, come over here.

Everest, look!

Everest, look. Make a wish.

Everest, put the fish down.

Everest, run! Go to your mountain. Now!

EVEREST: Hmm?

EVEREST: Hmm.

EVEREST: Huh?

Everest!

Everest!

Everest!

Everest?

Everest?

Everest?

Everest?

Everest?

Everest?

Everest...

Everything was gonna be okay.

Excuse me! Cafeteria food is a little rich.

Excuse me.

Fine, because in the morning, Peng and I are headed back to the city.

Fine. Fine, fine, fine.

First, you go over the Yellow Mountain.

Food!

For a few short days, we had one.

For good!

For that abominable creature's escape.

For their experiments anyway.

Get back, you abominable creature!

Get back!

Get into position.

Get my Yeti! Get him now!

Giant dandelions?

GIRL: Aw, it would be so fun if you could come!

GIRL: She looks like she slept in a dumpster.

GIRL: So, Jin, are you going to Shuo's this weekend?

Go in your hole, you weird snakes.

Go, Everest, go. Move it!

Go! (EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)

Go! Go, go, go, go!

Go! Go! Go!

Good night, sleepyhead.

Good to see ya, cuz.

Got ya! (GROANS)

Gotta go! Gotta go!

Grab all of that rope.

Guys, I gotta go.

Guys, these are delicious.

Guys...

Hang on.

Hang up, Jin!

He breaks right. He's going in for the dunk!

He did. He jumped on that boat back in the city.

He kept postcards of all the places

He wanted to take us someday, the whole family.

He's amazing. He's magical.

He's defending them.

He's probably like the same age as Peng, but in Yeti years.

Her poodle's toenails.

HERDER: Move it, yaks!

Here we go.

Here, I think you're better off with this guy.

Hey, boy...

Hey, cutie.

Hey, Everest, come over here.

Hey, girls.

Hey, hey.

Hey, Jin, did you get enough to eat?

Hey, Jin. You got a little something right here.

Hey, little turtle. (GIGGLES)

Hey, Nai Nai, want to shoot some hoops?

Hey, okay, Everest, look.

Hey, Yi, you know I can smell you from all the way over here, right?

Hey, Yi.

Hey, Yi. Why don't we all sit down together tonight as a family?

Hey, you guys, did you find that thing?

Hey!

Hey! Uh, what are you doing out here?

Hey! When did you buy these?

Hi, Mom. Bye, Nai Nai.

Hide!

Higher!

His parents.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Quick! Mr. Burnish needs help.

Hmm...

Hold it in.

Hold on, Peng.

Hold on, Peng. Whoo hoo!

Hold on. This little lady has a few tricks up her sleeve.

Hold up. Spotted something at two o'clock.

Home.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? (GASPS)

Hurry!

I am a horrible, horrible person.

I am so mad at you right now.

I can get all of you back to the city

I can't believe he crashed my bike.

I can't believe how beautiful it is out here.

I can't believe I haven't eaten in 24 hours.

I can't believe the journey's over.

I can't feel my feet.

I can't figure you out. I mean, how do you do that?

I can't...

I cannot believe that you made me lie to my mother!

I checked and Dahe village has boats leaving for the city every hour.

I did that?

I don't care if the Yeti is dead or alive, I just need him.

I don't care if you think I'm crazy.

I don't know where they are

I don't know where you came from

I don't know, you'll look good in white?

I guess I just like being busy.

I guess I'm coming with you, huh?

I just don't know why.

I just hope he can make it all that way.

I just need to find my cousin and my friend

I know I keep busy.

I know what you're thinking, so just don't say it.

I know, right?

I like that you're ambitious.

I love this stuff! (LAUGHING)

I love this tree.

I mean, but... (SIGHS)

I mean, why doesn't he ever just jump?

I miss him, and I don't wanna miss him,

I missed you both so much.

I needed to protect myself. I swung my ice axe...

I own that Yeti. He is my Yeti. I want my Yeti back!

I really need him back.

I really... I am.

I rushed back to tell the world what had happened but without proof...

I tell you, he's going soft!

I think we lost them.

I thought we had to keep the Yeti alive.

I told you this was a crazy idea.

I want eyes on that target at all times.

I want it in my penthouse...

I was dribbling and the guy was like, "Oh, no,"

I will not be made into a laughingstock again.

I will take this trip.

I wish Dad were here to see this.

I wish I was a basketball superstar.

I wish there was a way out of here.

I... (SIGHS)

I... I sold it.

I'd never give up on Yi.

I'll have some of Nai Nai's pork buns with extra pork.

I'll make sure the Yeti's out.

I'll pick you up tomorrow. Light show starts at 8:00.

I'm a self proclaimed loner. There's a difference, okay?

I'm done!

I'm entirely cut off from my social life.

I'm not some kind of a...

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry for what I said.

I'm sorry, is there any aftershave left or did you use the whole bottle?

I'm sorry.

I'm starving.

I'm, uh, pre med.

I've got blueberries in places where blueberries should never be.

I've never seen powers like those before.

If that kid is right and we find the Yeti at the river tomorrow,

If those people find Everest, we're all in danger.

If we keep going, we'll get to the Himalayas by morning.

If we're patient and don't push her, then just maybe...

If you want your 10%, you'll get rid of them.

Impossible.

Incoming!

Into the water.

Is that Yi?

Is that your home?

It cannot leave the city.

It did cross my mind.

It has been so long since I've been out in nature.

It means that when things get really tough...

It must just be on the other side of the...

It sure is a long way up there.

It tried to kill me.

It's a bribe.

It's a wonderful tree.

It's addressed to all of us.

It's amazing how small one feels just by looking up.

It's amazing.

It's better than new.

It's cold.

It's good to have you back, granddaughter.

It's intimidating.

It's just something my mom told me.

It's not funny, all right? This is cashmere!

It's not over.

It's okay, babies. It's okay, I got you.

Jerboa.

Jin said this trip was a crazy idea.

Jin said Yi was like his little sister when they were kids.

Jin, he needs to get back to his family.

Jin, I knew you'd be here.

Jin, what have you done? He's not dangerous.

JIN: (ON SPEAKER) Yeah, yeah, on Heping Road. Please hurry!

JIN: And take care of Peng!

JIN: Hey, you guys, wait right there!

JIN: Hey, you!

JIN: How long will we be here?

JIN: It's not funny. Loch Ness Monster? Chupacabra?

JIN: No! No!

JIN: Now what?

JIN: Peng, that does not make sense.

JIN: Slow down!

JIN: Stop the car!

JIN: Well, Peng...

JIN: What are you going to do?

JIN: What? Ahh!

JIN: Yi, let go of that! It's dangerous!

JIN: Yi!

JIN: Yi!

Jin! Jin!

Jin! Jin! (CHUCKLES)

Just across that bridge is home!

Just for me.

Just hold it.

Just one that I can't explain yet.

Keep looking. He said they would be here.

Lady, I just told you. It was gone.

Let them cool. You'll burn your mouth.

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's just say...

Let's take 'em down.

Like when you play the violin, or when I play basketball.

Like, will you guys still want to hang out?

Listen, you twit!

Load tranq guns.

Loner? Is that what you were going to say?

Look at all those people.

Look at him. He's a Yeti!

Look at the colors.

Look what happened with the blueberries.

Look what I found on your doorstep.

Look, stop messing about and get my Yeti!

Look, we both know what she's been going through.

Lots of reinforcements.

Ma!

Ma...

MAN 1: Move out! Everyone, go!

MAN 2: Move it!

MAN 2: Wait, wait, get her!

MAN 3: Target spotted.

MAN: Bam! It came out of nowhere.

MAN: Whoa!

Maybe I am.

Maybe it's his gift...

Maybe they're ladybugs.

Maybe.

Meet me at that village by the river!

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, how traumatic.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mom never lets me have any.

Mount Everest? No, no. That has to be hundreds of miles away.

Mr. Burnish,

Mr. Burnish, please!

Mr. Burnish, they are one of a kind.

Mr. Burnish, we need to get an early start.

Mr. Burnish, we're missing our chance.

Mr. Burnish!

Mr. Burnish!

Mr. Burnish!

Mrs. Lui called me today, says you're fixing her computer.

My babies are all grown up.

My babies.

My backpack? Peng!

My dad used to play for me. It always made me feel better.

Nah. Nah, I'm going out with Peilin,

NAI NAI: Everybody, dig in.

NAI NAI: Yi...

NAI NAI: You should listen to Nai Nai!

News about you leaving?

No footprints. Nothing.

No speaking! Only leaving.

No sudden movements.

No way.

No way. How is this possible?

No, get down here! Give me your hand!

No, no, no!

No, no, no! Give it back now!

No, no, no. Okay. Okay.

No, no, no. You think this is funny?

No, no!

No, no. They're for wishing.

No, Peng! Get down from there right now! Hey, Peng!

No!

No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. No, I'm heading to Beijing to check out my school.

No. No. No.

No. Oh, no.

No. Please don't cry.

Nope. Nope. I can't do it.

Not, not, not!

Nothing!

Now, can I please help you get back to the city?

Now, how am I supposed to prove the Yeti exists

Now, that? That is a gift.

Now, this is the way to travel!

Now, you will get every car we have out there

Of course we will, Peng.

Oh, and get rid of this rodent I've been carrying around.

Oh, and Yi came, too.

Oh, I ate on my way back. So I'm good.

Oh, it was, um, life changing.

Oh, my babies! Money transfer?

Oh, my gosh, I'm beginning to sound like my parents.

Oh, my gosh, my whole life has been a lie.

Oh, no, no, no, Yi. Don't you dare.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. He's gotta go.

Oh, no. How is she gonna get away?

Oh, no. It's those guys from the city.

Oh, so now he's a magical Yeti.

Oh, that's it!

Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES) Starving.

Oh, your yak is odd looking.

Oh!

Oh! So you're hungry now?

Oh! We're never gonna catch up to them.

Oh.

Oh. I've got an idea.

Oh...

Oh...

Okay, I'm calling the police.

Okay, look, the next boat leaves around 5:00

Okay, watch and learn.

Okay, well, when we get there, you and Peng can take a boat back

Okay.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. I mean, if you really need to. (PANTS)

Okay. Not so cool! Not so cool!

Once the Yeti crosses it, he'll blend in, disappear.

One bar. Okay, that's good enough.

One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.

Oof, not sure it'll help.

Ooh.

Or girl. (CHUCKLES)

Or I will send you back to your job at the shopping mall.

Ow.

Ow. (SIGHS)

PENG AND JIN: Whoa.

Peng, come on. We're leaving.

Peng, I've been busy all day.

PENG: (GIGGLES) Whoa.

PENG: All right! No more swimming! (CHUCKLES)

PENG: Come on, Everest.

PENG: Come on, Everest.

PENG: Everest!

PENG: He breaks left.

PENG: No!

PENG: Ooh.

PENG: Out of my way!

PENG: Ow.

PENG: Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.

PENG: Whoa, whoa! Okay, okay!

PENG: Wow!

PENG: Yes, waiter. I'm ready to order.

Peng! Go get your cousin Jin and see who stole my air conditioner.

Peng! I'm responsible for you!

Peng! Peng! Look. It's okay.

Peng's fine.

Phew! Yeah, you're definitely a boy.

Put 'em down, Everest.

Right away, sir.

Right! What? What is it?

Right? Just nod.

Right. There's no way that giant thing is a kid.

Run!

Save yourselves!

Says you're going to trim

See you later.

See? It's as good as new.

She misses her dad.

She was always doing something crazy that would get her into trouble,

She's never at home anymore.

She's, uh, checking out the university.

Shh! (WHISPERS) Come over here.

Sir, as a zoologist, it is my mission in life

Sir, with all due respect,

So he had to watch out for her.

So let's hope that's enough time to find our way back to the dock.

So that's kinda cool, isn't it?

So, that's it? We're just going to give up on her?

So, who's going to tell Mr. Burnish?

Soda? Oh, yeah!

Someday.

Someone's gonna see you.

Sorry, Doctor, there's no sign of 'em anywhere.

Sorry, Peng. I don't have time.

Sorry. Cash only.

Stars.

Stay the course, sir.

Stay there and blend in.

Stop and check.

Stop it!

Stop!

SUV? Too loud.

Sweet.

Take him all the way back to Mount Everest?

Take the shot!

Take them away.

Thank you, Everest.

Thank you...

Thanks to Jin, we've learned the Yeti's whereabouts.

Thanks, Jin. (CHUCKLES)

Thanks, Peng.

That boat's leaving the city. You have to get on it.

That can't be that far.

That can't be.

That doesn't make any sense. No, no. This is not possible.

That is exactly why the world must never know you exist.

That is impossible.

That is the only reason I agreed to find your Yeti.

That is what I say.

That thought about looking good in the white doctor's coat...

That violin meant everything to me.

That wasn't him. That was a natural phenomenon.

That wild beast is unpredictable, even dangerous.

That Yeti is the pinnacle of my research.

That Yeti's price tag just doubled.

That's all I'm gonna say. Not another word.

That's great. Of course.

That's him. That's the Yeti. Ring Mr. Burnish.

That's how mad I am!

That's it, Peng.

That's so hot.

That's weird.

That's what got him on this trip in the first place.

That's why they get along so well.

The buyer won't pay us unless he's still breathing,

The closer he gets to those mountains.

The dorms... The dorms are clean.

The mighty Peng!

The other kids are too little.

The science community will be there, the press will be there

The world will be there, watching with their eyes.

The Yellow Mountain.

The Yeti must be protected

Then it was gone.

Then to the Yangtze River

There are many rare and exotic animals

There are people looking for you.

There is no one in the world who likes these pork buns more than me.

There they are. Come on, Peng.

There! There they are.

There's a wild beast on our roof.

There's a Yeti on my roof.

There's nothing there. Moving on.

These snakes, for example.

They just wanted our coats, Dave.

They laughed at me.

They laughed at me.

They never give up.

They were my dad's.

They would make a lovely belt.

They would not understand. I didn't.

They'd be so good at basketball.

They're gaining on us.

They're gone.

They're just gonna chop him up into little pieces

This is how you're gonna get home.

This is incredible.

This is the place that my dad wanted me to see the most.

This is unbelievable.

This is you.

This is your big day, Mr. Burnish.

Those guys are not gonna stop until they get Everest...

Those little thieves stole my Yeti!

Three, two, one.

To have a newly born clutch of rare Whooping snakes.

To make sure that all animals are protected

Turn up that scanner.

Ugh, what's that...

Uh, something's missing.

Uh, there's news, Mr. Burnish.

Uh, yes, sir.

Uh, yes, sir. Understood.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... What's going on?

Uh... Why?

Uh... Yeah, we lost them.

Um, let me take care of the repairs to your truck.

Um...

Use any means possible to take him down.

Wait, do they know where I'm taking him?

Wait, do you know that place?

Wait, don't stop. It's really good.

Wait, how many snakes are there supposed to be?

Wait, is that a drone? Cool!

Wait, wait. No, no, no.

Wait, where's Peng?

Wait, why are we still moving?

Wait!

Wait! Hold your fire!

Wait.

Wait. I'll prove it to you.

Wait. Wait. We are not going over that.

Want to play a game?

Was this your dad's violin?

We all do.

We are completely lost.

We are so going to the Himalayas.

We bring the Yeti back alive.

We could sure use him right now.

We must let him go.

We need to act fast.

We need to both look for him.

We were trying to rescue your friend when the Yeti kidnapped her.

We will never find him again.

We won't be able to see our hands in front of our faces.

We wouldn't want to mess up Jin's hair.

We'll be back in a few hours.

We'll still know they're there.

We're all so distant, and I...

We're finally home, Everest.

We're on our way.

We're working on it.

We've been to all of these.

We've been waiting for you to eat.

Well, are you sure they're the ones who are distant?

Well, for your info,

Well, he's sure gonna try.

Well, I gotta go, Ma. Bye.

Well, maybe one.

Well, my mom told me that the stars are our ancestors who always watch over us.

Well, this is the village.

Well, we better head out if we're going to make it to the Yangtze River.

Well, what do we do with the kids?

Wh... What?

What about Everest?

What about your family? Don't they need you, too?

What are we waiting for?

What are you supposed to be? A famous person now?

What do those powers mean for us?

What do we do now?

What do you need to do all that for?

What if they exist?

What in the...

What is happening?

What is this stuff? It's summer holiday.

What on earth do you think she does all day?

What was I thinking?

What was that?

What was that?

What were you thinking, Yi? You have gotten me into so much trouble.

What would you say to playing a little violin for us after supper?

What, uh... What was it anyway?

What?

What?

What? No. Yetis don't exist.

What? There's a girl with him?

What? Why are you stopping?

What's going on? Whoa.

What's happening?

When he was tucking me in, he would play this one song

When I don't have a Yeti?

When we were little, you know, my dad used to play all the time.

When Yi sets her mind on something, nothing is impossible.

Where are they?

Where are we?

Where are you going?

Where did you get that?