Black-Ish (2014) - Season 1 Edit

A boy about to become a man

A doctoral candidate in American history

A game we all hated,

A kid in the bathroom asked me if I wanted to buy a police car.

A little heads up next time would be great, Candace.

A long time ago.

A quadruple ass whupping?

A sensible, intelligent conversation with my son.

About everything I just said.

About everything that you told me yesterday about...

About how when I get home, I'm gonna whip your behind.

About the difference between jam and jelly.

Africa.

After hearing that back in my head,

After I show you all the very cool stuff that I do here,

After work.

Ah. No problem.

Ah. The lessons have already begun.

Aimed at kids who are too young

Ain't nobody got time for that!

All I know is that you lower your voice and sound serious.

All of it.

All of you are getting an ass whupping if Jack isn't in my room in five minutes.

All right, despite the fact that your mother thinks I'm uptight.

All right, I'll do it.

All right, kind of quick. Rodent fast.

All right, look, I'll meet you upstairs in an hour.

All right, player. I'm pumping.

All right, well, let's go into...

All right, you can't do this to me. Do you understand?

All right, you need to pump your brakes.

All right? Hey, don't worry.

All right? The kid needs it.

All right? You just spray it in the air like that.

All right.

All right.

All right. Hey, no, no, no, no, no.

All right. Just knock first.

All right. No need to apologize.

All right. Um...

All right. Yeah, let's go get comfortable.

All this rigmarole is aggravatin' the headaches...

All this stuff down here stopped working a long time ago.

All weapons to use against Mom when you're killing her with cuteness.

All your picks.

Also probably a rodent.

Always. Starts and ends with the old fam o.

Am I going to dry some dishes?

Am I gonna fry some bacon?

Am I gonna whip up some eggs?

Am I standing under a vent?

An array of belts...

An ass is an ass is an ass is an ass.

And a double dapper, but who cares?

And above all else, never make direct eye contact.

And all I had to do to make her feel better

And all those clothes aren't gonna protect you.

And be careful with the frosting.

And bye, kid who rides to school with me

And communicating openly with your kids

And for God's sake, put some shoes on.

And for Junior, nerd is the new black.

And get out without help?

And have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

And he's got all three pair of Yeezys.

And how do you know this?

And how to navigate urban terrain, double boom.

And HR says if I occasionally ask about your personal lives,

And I ain't about to have you being mad at me for not making you try this.

And I cried like Whoopi in Color Purple.

And I did.

And I do it pretty good.

And I don't want anything bad to happen to him.

And I got nothing. Nothing!

And I hated it.

And I will not be ignored.

And if you want, I can fill it out, 'cause I've got it down to a science.

And introduce my new alter ego, Pancake Guy.

And it could be the doctor's fault,

And it kind of burns off my working mom guilt.

And it winked right at me.

And listen to my T.D. Jakes tapes by myself and...

And now I have a lot more time to enjoy myself.

And now it's chaos all up in the drawer.

And solve something for us?

And some of the best lessons you'll ever learn

And that guy with coyote bites? Sweet!

And that I have a very helpful husband.

And that, people, is the power of creative rebranding.

And that's $ 7 million in revenue.

And that's not a thing.

And that's why the kids come to me.

And the beauty of it is you're never safe.

And the beginning usually starts with someone acting a complete ass.

And the belt was black!

And then dads do one little thing and people go crazy.

And then I monitor their vitals

And then I will light that ass up.

And then it happened.

And then there's four years of med school,

And then there's Jack.

And then three years of...

And then you're here in two seconds when I accidentally steal a clutch?

And then, out of no place, pop! For no good reason.

And there is only one key, and I have it.

And they feel like you ain't never wore these before.

And this country is losing ground because we're no longer spanking.

And wait outside.

And we need to follow through.

And we wear the same size! Huh?

And wear the same thing to work every day.

And what?

And who some may think resembles me,

And you are a control freak.

And you are trying to get credit for...

And you didn't even get that far into the week.

And you don't do a whole lot.

And you know how much I love crustaceans.

And you need to let them know, "I see you, bruh."

And you never...

And you said if you spanked him, you would go into labor!

And you said sometimes people die,

And you walk through it.

And you're being all crazy with it,

And you're not gonna like it, either.

And you're not wearing socks?

And you're wearing a cape in this one.

And you're...

And, because I'm a doctor,

And, believe it or not, Charlie had a pretty interesting take.

And, if all else fails, relocation.

And?

Anyway, I need to go to my very cool job,

Anyway, what should I do?

Apology for what?

Apples with applesauce? Chips in the fridge?

Are we talking raw, uncut Biggie black

Are you hand grinding cornmeal?

Are you kidding? I don't know how not to do it.

Are you looking for hiding places right now?

Are you trying to get credit for simply loading the dishwasher?

Aren't you gonna take your shirt off?

As a baby waving "hi."

As a man scrunching up his face

As he was engaged...

Aw, come here to pa pa, baby boy.

Awesome!

Awesome.

Babe, are you not seeing what I'm seeing?

Babe, how could you keep me out of the sex talk loop?

Babe, I had the sex talk with our son, shirt off.

Babe, that is ridiculous!

Babe, they're like two baked apples just lying on my face.

Babe, this entire box is filled with your hair experiments.

Babe, you wouldn't believe how they turned on me

Babe...

Baby, I think you're confusing "pimp" with "player."

Baby, maybe he got snatched. I mean, people are crazy.

Baby! How much did you see?

Basically, just me.

Because he's always in his room with the door closed.

Because I don't think you can say these things to a child.

Because I was so excited about you telling me

Because I'm free.

Because it was in the packet that Ms. Davis sent home.

Because somebody said that I couldn't do it,

Because that's gonna be your wingman.

Because we said that we would punish him,

Because you're the spanker, Dre.

Before I go in there and sc**** the boogers off Jack's headboard.

Being here will teach you

Black 'cause it's a somber occasion?

Black people gardening.

Blah, blah, "significant risk."

Body spray. Bad name. All right?

Boom!

Boom! Filled out those health forms for you.

Boom.

BOTH: Yass, Gaga, yass!

Bow had free time to enjoy herself,

Bow is being a mom.

Bow is being unreasonable, man.

Bow was attempting a little social engineering of her own.

Bow, get the other children.

Bow, I can't do it again.

Bow, the nod is on the same primal level

BOW: Babe!

BOW: But that's not the point.

BOW: I had to!

BOW: I thought our son was gone!

BOW: Okay.

BOW: One more than me.

BOW: You're not listening to me!

Boy, that is not the real Harriet Tubman!

Bring tissues.

But as hard as it's been to get credit for those things,

But as the next minute and 37 seconds will show,

But at Dad's job, they actually wrestle people.

But at least I knew Bow was standing strong.

But he was a'ight.

But I also felt inadequate.

But I am not embarrassed by the fact that I'm gonna whip my son's ass.

But I am whupping my son's ass tonight.

But I can't hurt his feelings by telling him that.

But I don't know him.

But I downloaded him on what was going on with me and Junior

But I feel like things are gonna get crazy down there.

But I hear your mother coming down the stairs,

But I heard Dad's giving Junior "the talk."

But I think it's a good reminder to all of us

But I was desperate,

But I was gonna go for a third.

But I'm really sorry that

But I'm your daddy, son, and I'm here to keep it 100.

But if this is what it takes to get Junior a new black friend,

But in this case, he was right.

But is in no way related to me.

But Jack and I need two dozen cupcakes for school tomorrow.

But little did I know, there was a conspiracy afoot.

But next to him, you'll be Denzel Clooney Kodjoe Chestnut.

But no matter what your fight, you still need your community.

But no one can actually say so for sure.

But nobody knows your brother?

But only for the big stuff.

But the big stuff? I'm your guy.

But the other day, I actually cried afterwards,

But there's other stuff.

But when I come home from mine,

But yet you keep doing it.

But you didn't because you were crying so loud.

But you know what I realized last night?

But you're my little man, and it's terrifying.

But you're proud of me for trying.

But, baby, that's physically impossible.

But, for example,

But, specifically, what ways

By allowing off topic snacks and spreading misinformation.

By doing what's mandatory?

By the way, these health forms need to go in today,

By trying to get attention?

By yourself, you're beautiful.

Bye, Dad.

Called "Jack's missing and may be in a white van with no windows. "

Can we go now?

Can't argue with that.

Can't even invite kids back to your house

Can't that be a good thing?

Can't you just let that be a good thing?

Candace, you're better than this.

Charlie isn't for anybody.

Charlie Telphy. They just brought me on as the new account manager.

Charlie, how about you both come by for dinner?

CHARLIE: 'Sup, Dre?

Cheetos, chips, cheesy chips, and snickerdoodles.

Chupacabra, chupacabra.

Clogs and toe socks.

Clothes are for suckers.

Come in, Dad.

Come on.

Come on. Immediately!

Come on. We're going to your room.

Cool. We'll be there before 8:00.

Cotillions, special events, fundraisers, blah, blah, blah.

Could have been her bestie. Completely blew it, twice.

Could have made it a priority. Chose not to.

Could we please look at my baby pictures

Cray cray, right?

Crazy can get you out.

Credit hasn't always been the easiest thing for a black man to get,

Crying in the car,

Dad actually did it.

Dad, do we really have to do this?

Dad, do you mind if Mom takes us to school this morning?

Dad, I appreciate all this advanced dating advice,

Dad, no!

Dad, you walked right by me three times.

Dad's just gonna talk to you.

Daddy just went to college,

Daddy said I disappointed him!

Dads and moms have different roles for a very good reason.

Dads never make cupcakes.

Damn it, Jack!

Damn, Diane. I wish I had you when I divorced Grandma.

Damn.

Damn.

Dead man walking!

Deal! Come on, heads!

Definitely.

Definitely.

Definition of instant camaraderie.

Delete! Delete search history!

Diane is right. You are soft.

Diane, I'd like to talk to you

DIANE: Now we wait.

Diane's broken, and Junior telegraphs his passes.

Did you ask him? Something wrong with your neck, boy?

Did you beat your son yesterday?

Did you not hear me calling your name?

Do that. Lose what little dignity you have left.

Do the birdie down the hall!

Do the birdie!

Do the birdie! Come on!

Do the Sheneneh!

Do you know what's better than all this?

Do you realize we've gotten less attention in the last week

Do you understand?

Does this guy not know urinal protocol?

Doesn't make you Dr. Ruth.

Don't care. Autocorrect. Spelling is for suckers.

Don't get all caught up in this

Don't go in there, fool! There's an argument in there!

Don't know nobody, you know.

Don't think I didn't notice you re put away all the silverware.

Dre Johnson, the big SVP.

Dre, can I talk to you for a minute?

Dre, please do not turn this into yet another thing.

Dre, please.

Dre, we need a sensible method to find Junior some black friends

Dre, what are you doing?

DRE: After four days of hearing Junior's innermost sexual thoughts,

DRE: Ah...

DRE: And it was at that moment I realized

DRE: And mixed in with all those memories,

DRE: As Pops continued to make a strong case

DRE: Bow, calm down! BOW: Okay.

DRE: But every now and then, amidst the garbage,

DRE: But I may have accidentally opened a revolving door.

DRE: But some species struggle.

DRE: But the thing that always helps you through your struggle

DRE: Charlie may not have known all the urinal decorum,

DRE: Did you hear what she just said?

DRE: Even though I was resolute, forces were trying to break me down.

DRE: Every garage eventually turns into a family museum

DRE: Everyone's okay. Whew!

DRE: Funny thing about evolution,

DRE: Give me a minute to get things together.

DRE: He'd hidden again.

DRE: He's not even asking questions anymore,

DRE: Here comes another one.

DRE: Hey, guys, I'm glad you like my pancakes,

DRE: I could see she was upset,

DRE: I don't know if it was because he knew my pee face

DRE: I should've stopped right there.

DRE: I'm gonna fast forward

DRE: I'm gonna go ahead and fast forward again

DRE: I'm not one to keep an open mind or listen to people,

DRE: Meanwhile, I still needed to figure out how to help Junior,

DRE: Nice guy.

DRE: Not her.

DRE: Of course he hadn't.

DRE: Oh! If I had known that bringing in some cupcakes

DRE: Remember the ass I mentioned earlier?

DRE: So I had no support at work,

DRE: So I'll just do everything in my power

DRE: So it turns out, I had another tool in my arsenal

DRE: So, after a day of dishing out sweet knowledge to my boy,

DRE: So, as we came to the mutual agreement

DRE: So, I started to think that maybe I was making too big a deal

DRE: So, I was resolved to whup that boy.

DRE: So, no matter who you are or where you're at,

DRE: So, nobody was any help, Pops, my boss.

DRE: So, this is where we started.

DRE: So, while I was plotting my next move as an involved dad,

DRE: Stupid child molesters.

DRE: There's a supreme satisfaction a man attains

DRE: There's my boy.

DRE: This is me about to whup my son.

DRE: This is the right thing to do. Right?

DRE: To put it mildly,

DRE: Turns out, the cat was out of the cradle,

DRE: Wait. I can't wear this.

DRE: Was I a monster?

DRE: What are you doing?

DRE: What do you think the dressing rooms are for?

DRE: What...

DRE: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's stop right here.

DRE: Wow.

Dre! Dre!

Dre! What's up, baby?

Dre... This has gone too far.

Dry some tears? (CHUCKLES)

Duh.

Dummy did it again, man.

During the procedure

Emancipation, extrication,

Especially being married.

Especially no black people.

Especially the butt thing. Basic black.

EUSTACE: You are?

Even in the most extreme of circumstances,

Even the butt thing?

Even when I'm a bad mom, I'm a great mom.

Even you, Diane? You're my twin.

Ever since a slave owner hit me in the head

Every day.

Every time I got ready to throw it out, you'd do something stupid.

Everyone can't be Cupcake Man.

Everything is exactly where it's supposed to be.

Everything shut down.

Everything you need to know about the struggle.

Everywhere I went, people were bringing the love.

Exactly. Hmm.

Excuse me!

Excuse me?

Executive washroom.

Family first here at Stevens & Lido.

Fatty.

Finally, son, when it comes to movie dates,

Fine, I'll whup all four of you.

First in her class?

Five strangers coming together to form one team.

Fly outfits, boom.

Fold some clothes.

For attacking Harriet Tubman?

For delicious snacks anymore.

For me, Day 2 of stepping up had not gone as planned.

For the rehearsal of a Nike commercial.

For the rehearsal of a Nike commercial.

For why he shouldn't be left alone with children,

Forks and spoons all willy nilly.

Free or not, hospital yogurt is not how I saw my day going.

From our "We're in the White House" party!

From the other person's perspective.

From, you know, saving lives and whatnot,

Full of forgotten treasures.

Gave her some generic advice in a deep, soothing voice.

Get him into surgery.

Give me some!

Giving your mother a break.

Go figure.

Go! Go!

Go.

God, I hate this. It's not who I am.

Good afternoon, chil'ren.

Good form. Good form, Junior.

Good Lord, that's horrible!

Good morning, everybody!

Good point, Pops.

Good talk, son.

Good thing they never lock it.

Got it.

Gotcha!

Gracias.

Great, so you taught our kid how to be a pimp?

Gross.

Guess who made authentic, hand ground corn bread.

Guys, that's like 300 Mississippis.

Handles out.

Hands on dad. Way to go, Dre.

Hang on, Dad. We're on the verge of a breakthrough.

Hard pass, man.

Harriet Tubman was not a spy.

Harriet, could you help a brother out over here

Has a different perspective on the struggle than you and Pops.

Has anyone seen Jack? I can't find him anywhere.

Hate to say I told you so.

Have a great day, sweetheart.

Have been the most open and honest we've ever had.

He came to you with this?

He has no boundaries.

He said there was something in his eye, and there was.

He shed that one tear like Denzel in Glory,

He should be. It's terrifying.

He showed us JPEGs of his rectal polyps.

He was all, "Oh, I'm in college now. Listen to how smart my mouth is."

He was even afraid he was gonna break it from doing it too much.

He was my favorite.

He was so cute, so, so full of promise.

He wide open. I could drop him off.

He'll be so jealous!

He'll be so jealous!

He's been doing that for a while.

He's been kidnapped!

He's like the chupacabra.

He's little. He's black. He's really cute!

He's not in the guesthouse.

He's not under the dining room table.

Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.

Hearing that validates the struggle of my entire journey.

Helen Mirren. Is that weird?

Hell, I didn't see him without his shoes on till I was 30.

Hell, kids don't even play with those anymore.

Her code name was "Moses."

Here he is, our son.

Here I am! You couldn't find me.

Here it comes!

Here we go. Look.

Here you go. Go get 'em! (CHUCKLES)

Hey, "best cupcakes ever."

Hey, babe, you know, that teacher was mean to me.

Hey, babies.

Hey, boys.

Hey, come here.

Hey, do you think we could talk about...

Hey, Dre. How's life?

Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late for a meeting that I'm running.

Hey, guys. What you doin'?

Hey, hey! What's happening, Dre?

Hey, hey. Hey. Charlie.

Hey, Jack's dad. What did you bring today?

Hey, Junior! Look what I found in the garage!

Hey, Mom.

Hey, not you.

Hey, Pops, how come you never gave me the talk?

Hey, Pops, we fought too hard for these kids.

Hey, Pops.

Hey, so, I was thinking really hard

Hey, son, why don't you go kick it with your new black friend, all right?

Hey, son! It's your father!

Hey, sweetie. Hi.

Hey, that's me!

Hey, there were shoes, there were hangers,

Hey, well, look, if you wanted to beat the boy so bad,

Hey, what about that dude?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, where'd they bring you from?

Hey, Zoey, I was... Okay.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! I got it.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Eustace. It's time to go.

Hey. Relax.

Hey. So, the kids are busy, and I'm not doing anything,

Hey. You say you got a son?

Hey...

Hey...

Hi, me!

Hi, Mommy.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Cindee.

Hmm. You guys, go get your book bags.

Holding it di down over there.

How are you gonna tell me how I feel, man?

How did you go about giving him the talk?

How long do you have to go to school to be a doctor?

How long have you been in here?

How long is The Godfather?

How many White Russians have you had?

How messed up is that?

How the hell did we get here?

How's he doing? Is everything okay?

Huh!

Huh?

Huh. So, look at this, Dee. This is my workstation.

I accidentally walked in on Junior,

I actually miss doing the little things.

I ain't figured out which one it is yet, but it's gonna be...

I am blaming you for this! Bow, it's your fault!

I am not spanking him.

I am!

I am.

I appreciate everything that you do.

I calmly let the authorities at school know

I can bring home the bacon and wash out the pan.

I can do that.

I can hear you all the way out to the guest house,

I can still remember Junior's face the day I spanked him.

I can't believe I bought all this stuff for nothing.

I can't believe this is happening to me.

I can't even get Mom to comb my hair.

I can't take any more of Dad's pancakes.

I could do that standing on my head.

I could go talk to Mom.

I could really use your advice.

I definitely want to be a doctor.

I did get caught up in all of the attention.

I did it one time.

I didn't mean to disappoint you, Daddy.

I didn't say rat, I said rodent,

I don't even like taking the last shrimp at a party,

I don't get what the big deal is.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't need the play by play.

I don't think I can do this.

I don't think we should re introduce whupping into this house.

I don't think you have the cardio stamina for that.

I don't think you should do this.

I don't want to be the bad guy!

I don't want to hear any more!

I filled the hell out of those forms, and she's like, "Good. Get out."

I forgot to tell you last week,

I found him! He's okay!

I get it.

I got it.

I grew up in Torrance, and I'm Korean.

I guess I should have locked the door.

I had made him the fly in buttermilk,

I hate to admit it, but Pops may have been right.

I hate when homeless people have dogs.

I have a real emergency.

I have absolutely no idea.

I have black friends.

I have failed!

I have no idea what's going on in your life.

I have other questions, too.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I have to say,

I haven't noticed.

I hear you, Pops.

I heard some kids talking about oral.

I honestly don't think Jack is responsible enough

I just hope the memory of that whupping has faded.

I just want to say I'm sorry about last night.

I just want you to do it how I do it.

I know I'm in your space.

I know you might be tired, but I was thinking maybe you could...

I know you think it's funny,

I know, right?

I know! I know! Oh, my God!

I know.

I know.

I know. I can't handle it!

I know. You know, you look tired.

I left in your bedroom was about?

I left my karaoke mike in there,

I like your glasses.

I love a happy ending.

I love it, man who has a woman's job.

I love this because I used to beat you with it.

I love you and your cooking, Mommy.

I love you. Love you, son.

I made homemade cotton candy for spring carnival.

I made those ungrateful runts quiche

I make sure people don't die.

I may need you to block the door, because Jack is real slippery.

I mean, he was a bit of a hugger

I mean, I listened to her,

I mean, I'm seriously gonna cry all night.

I mean, look at the way you wear your towel.

I mean, nobody's gonna spank a ninth grader, right?

I mean, not for me. I'm too old to be spanked.

I mean, the whole thing just drives me nuts. Ugh!

I mean, there's like a thousand invisible things

I mean, there's nothing better

I mean, what do you think that box of condoms

I Morgan Freeman ed her

I most certainly did.

I need to get my boy some of this.

I need you to move my heart/lung consult.

I needed to make a big move.

I needed to really bring it tomorrow if I was gonna stay in the game.

I never know who I'm giving my half eaten sandwich to.

I never told anybody that last part.

I owe Pops 50 bucks!

I quit my day job.

I remember my first high.

I remember the day I realized

I rewarded myself with a cinnamon stick

I saw a man with a hatchet...

I saw the best candidates, and I made my pitch,

I saw the best candidates, and I made my pitch,

I see you representin'.

I spanked your daddy when he came home for the summer from college.

I spilled a whole lot of Kir Royale on our babies.

I start a whole other second huge job.

I started to wonder

I stood up for parents everywhere.

I study American history, so I should know.

I talked a first year resident

I think he's getting it

I think Hunter Kang Nussbaum caught me peeking.

I think it's very important that they see this.

I think so. Maybe.

I think sometimes talking is overrated.

I think that meatloaf is chasing that burger to the exit,

I thought for Day 2 of stepping up,

I thought the praise would never end.

I thought we agreed you weren't whupping your son's ass.

I thought you could hear me giggling,

I thought you guys were all for spanking?

I thought you said we were taking the day off of school

I told you Dad was soft.

I told you to spank him, not crush his spirit.

I traumatized our daughter.

I try.

I want the talk.

I want to be a teen sensation.

I want to work in advertising, like Dad.

I wanted to be gracious and rise above it,

I wanted to be in the loop...

I was born in 1820 in a one room cabin...

I was determined to find Junior some black friends.

I was enjoying my breakfast over here.

I was just mainly frustrated

I was just wondering if, you know, you want to...

I was kind of hoping that my first blind date would be with a girl.

I was like, pop!

I was looking forward to what kind of props I was gonna get today.

I was not trolling.

I was not trolling.

I was on my own with Junior.

I was so excited to bring you to the hospital,

I was talking about in the car this morning?

I will accept my apology in words or... (CLICKS TONGUE)

I will always take my shirt off for you.

I would stay away from that.

I would've tried this hands on parenting thing

I... You don't have to tell me about them.

I'd build on my success as Cupcake Man

I'll be right back. I'm gonna get back to you.

I'll wash the glasses.

I'm a little too bloated to go shirtless right now.

I'm about to go upstairs and give Junior the talk.

I'm about to whup my kid because I love him

I'm back in the whuppin' window.

I'm baking.

I'm being abused for working hard,

I'm coming in in five, four...

I'm devastated.

I'm done.

I'm fine.

I'm glad you're here.

I'm gonna go outside and get the paper.

I'm gonna go play catch with my son before it gets too late,

I'm gonna go tell Jack.

I'm gonna probably have to dial it back some.

I'm gonna roll off now.

I'm gonna show you how comfortable I am. Mmm hmm.

I'm gonna sit down and have

I'm gonna spank my son.

I'm gonna think about it, so..

I'm gonna... I'm gonna get back to you.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna tell Dad he's handsome and that I love him.

I'm homeless because you didn't whup me.

I'm homeless because you whupped me.

I'm just doing my part for the Harriet Tubman experience.

I'm just dropping off cupcakes.

I'm just not not trying to get credit.

I'm just saying, I'm that type of mom. I'm very open.

I'm just trying to do my part around here, baby.

I'm just wondering, when should I start manscaping?

I'm just, you know, just trying to fit in a little bit.

I'm kidding. We're the worst.

I'm looking in the oven. I've totally lost it.

I'm making the lunches for tomorrow,

I'm not even attracted to her, but now I have to avoid her line.

I'm not gonna always be able to step up like this.

I'm not gonna let you spank my son.

I'm not sure you understand what we do.

I'm not sure you understand what we do.

I'm not trying to get credit.

I'm not whupping Jack, Pops. All right?

I'm really disappointed in you, Jack.

I'm really looking forward