💬 Please Like Me

A big deal?

A coffee cart. I'm gonna lease it to you,

A day full of happy memories and fantastic tea.

A good guy and a good bloke.

A little bit weird in there, that beer pong.

A menace to a poor mentally ill boy.

A prostitute last night.

A refreshing change from the impossible standards

A special velvet box, just waiting for when you

Aaahhhhh.

About everybody.

About half.

About to have parmigiana.

About what?

About why you made that choice.

Actually qualifies you for.

Actually, Rose, we were just leaving.

Actually, that's a good point.

Actually, that's pretty clever.

After Ginger killed herself,

After Peg died, I started feeling that way

Again!

Ah, Josh.

Ah, you talk about hip hop music.

Ahh, nonsense.

Ahh, this is so sweet, but...

Ahh.

Ahh...

Alan, can you get the bath ready?

All hanging out.

All he ever wanted to do was eat celery and bird seed.

All of them, any of them, you know.

All of them? You had a busy day.

All of Tom's dreams are coming true.

All over your Facebook?

All right then, let's get you settled in.

All right then.

All right, all right.

All right, all right. We're gonna need some water.

All right, come on, let's do this.

All right, do you want to know why I'm calling

All right, fine, I'll get another bag then.

All right, fine. Maybe I don't have any friends yet.

All right, guys. We're about halfway there,

All right, I will take it off.

All right, I'll quit my job then.

All right, Joshy.

All right, just shut up and get in the car.

All right, okay. The snake's scared.

All right, so you're right.

All right, this has to happen.

All right, well, where is she?

All right.

All right... just in front of it.

All the people you don't have in your life.

All the quiet space, okay?

All these chats where you told me

All your weird secret, secret weird things?

Already?

Alright, here we go. Are you ready?

Alright, no, it's alright. It's alright.

Alright, well, let's not go to the waterfall.

Also exotic fruit.

Also I don't understand, like,

Although he does seem like the kind of guy

Although I have to say I do think it would be quite odd

Although, I really can't see where else it could be.

Always Beyoncé.

Always played along with it until one day

Always so deep. So troubled.

Always time for Arnie!

Always wear loafers.

Always. Always grumpy.

Am I being helpful?

Am not.

And a message inviting me over

And also, I just, at the time, I didn't want to be gay

And because they're scared they consume stuff.

And besides, I wasn't trying to kill myself.

And everyone always talks about size.

And everyone was crying and I knew it was sad,

And get better.

And he blames Oprah for that.

And he just needs you to know, by the way.

And his name was Gavin.

And Hong Kong and Taiwan

And I can touch her hair and stuff.

And I could not stop my brain from thinking about,

And I didn't know how to tell them,

And I do have opinions, by the way.

And I don't understand it enough to explain it to her.

And I forgot about the beetroot.

And I got pretty smashed.

And I got really angry so I went to a party

And I got very drunk

And I have not been able to fit into this dress for almost a year.

And I have the means to do something about it,

And I just... Just want to give you some space.

And I mean, of course, I knew it was sad,

And I need you to give me money.

And I promise I'm not into him, but...

And I slept with his best friend.

And I thought it would be... rude to not reply.

And I took your phone, and I placed it on top of the barricade

And I want to do it now because Mae'll be there later.

And I want to marry her.

And I wanted to, like, argue with him but I didn't feel that confident, you know?

And I was never touched as a kid. People don't generally like touching me.

And I would just spend the whole day, like, so miserable

And I'd feel like I was letting the team down.

And I'm just sitting here.

And I'm still really annoyed about that.

And I'm worried I put it on too hot

And if I know you the way that I think I do,

And it couldn't fit

And it seemed like a nice idea

And it's easier to just come here

And it's impossible for you to feel romantic love for?

And it's not gonna be warm in the middle.

And just give up on girlfriends.

And just let it go

And just liking the color pink.

And keep moving like a shark.

And my decision's final, Josh.

And no adults before.

And noticing

And now he's just playing PlayStation in my home.

And Patrick, right?

And peanuts! What is that?

And play computer games and eat chips.

And right now you're my biggest expense.

And seeking approval.

And sell the adorable sweets on the cart?

And she said that it would be a bad idea for you

And she took custody of our house...

And she's sexy

And so tense, just terrified

And some...

And sometimes, when I call you at 2 p.m

And spending it on something extravagant like caviar.

And tell me that I was fat.

And that everyone is just thinking I'm a big idiot.

And that her love feelings stop her from making

And that I was gonna die.

And that long to come up with AIDS?

And that makes me feel good.

And that means you guys have to drink all the cups,

And that's my truffle oil on your boobs?

And the fridge.

And the little fella will be fine.

And the weight of the tyres made its head pop.

And then because of that, the environment's got no chance

And then come back later.

And then he's attached a picture of me

And then I don't get angry

And then I used to pick up the 5 cent pieces

And then it makes them pee

And then the one on the right hand as well.

And then they smell the pee to check if they're ovulating.

And then we got news back from the capitals of Japan

And then you didn't even send it right.

And then you say, "Please stop bringing me meat."

And then you won't have a phone to call

And then, like, you know, the polar bears.

And there are probably plenty of boys out there

And there's just nothing anyone can do to make it better.

And they decided they are boyfriend/girlfriend.

And they just bring you meat.

And they probably can't be better, can they?

And they stop bringing you meat.

And they're of what people that they don't care about might think of it

And they're scared of sex.

And to make this official.

And Tom and his ex girlfriend, Niamh, are here.

And use the 5 cent pieces to buy candy,

And watch the sun rise.

And we can see these in the bush for free.

And welcoming, and mine are sharp.

And what are you in for, then?

And when she turned up,

And when you order it, you have to ask

And who gets to be like a poet if the pay is the same?

And why's that?

And yet, you managed to come back nearly every day

And you agreed we were just friends, all right?

And you can do anything.

And you have fat, fat cheeks.

And you have to have an opinion on it.

And you just want to use me as a flesh shag.

And you love him.

And you'll pay me a percentage of the profits

And you're bristling because Patrick's got a boy here.

And you're still in bed, not working at getting better,

And, great, well, I have to go.

And, you know, they're pests.

And... And you... You deserve

Another... another win.

Anthony Robbins.

Anxiety stuff? What's that?

Any of the decisions I made as a teenager, to be honest

Any time we're not hanging out, that's not Grace's fault.

Anytime you bring out an entire leg of ham,

Anyway, the project got axed.

Anywhere, please? Take me somewhere.

Are Alan and Rose fighting again?

Are giraffes like, your thing?

Are in this family?

Are making me not feel anything at all.

Are they all drugs?

Are they the same size?

Are those live worms?

Are we worried she's gonna think

Are we worse than most people?

Are you a kleptomaniac?

Are you all right?

Are you annoyed at me?

Are you bringing anyone?

Are you crazy?

Are you going to trim your pubes.

Are you guys finished?

Are you guys not kissing 'cause I'm here?

Are you having a bad time?

Are you in here because of tuna?

Are you not coming to the zoo?

Are you OK with that?

Are you okay?

Are you planning on proposing?

Are you ready?

Are you sad?

Are you still going out with her?

Are you still in this group?

Are you using that digital camera we bought?

Argyle, yeah.

Arnie!

Arnold, Hannah, Rose, that's my mum, Ginger

Arnold, hi!

Arnold, I didn't know you were rich.

Arnold, it's cool, man, honestly, don't worry.

Arnold!

Arnold! Yeah! Arnold.

Arnold?

Arnold.

Arnold. Hi.

Arnold. What's wrong?

As a voluptuous woman.

As if the Nazi zombies were my heart.

As long as you don't actually try.

As Niamh and a high school student.

Asked me if I was trying to get attention

At death, at mortality.

At least I have a mum, orphan!

At least my bird is colorful, Hannah.

At me?

At someone with a cold for having a runny nose.

At the hospital.

At the same time

Aw, she's so cute.

Aw!

Aww!

Aww.

Babe?

Babies don't care about the zoo.

Back into a mental home, Arnold?

Bad things happen, bad things.

Bad.

Because a friend at school went gray when he was 14

Because he's got this stupid face

Because his psychiatrist is concerned that if we spend time alone together

Because I tell you things all the time

Because I'm curious... I'm a curious guy.

Because I'm in a psychiatric hospital?

Because I've done my resume, okay?

Because it's where I live now.

Because she keeps telling everyone they can be better

Because she tried to commit suicide and that's why she's in here.

Because that feels like the beginning of you having body issues, right?

Because that's your disease.

Because they refuse to have sex with each other?

Because they think, 'Oh, yeah, someone's going to break my heart.'

Because you're an adult.

Because you're crazy, so it would look really harsh of me

Because you're not really interested in caring about others.

Because you're too scared to tell me about her

Because, you're bad at interacting with people

Beef, chicken, seafood maybe, you know what I mean?

Been thinking about you a lot.

Before they're an official addict?

Being alive is not the same as having a life.

Besides, it wasn't just you two.

Best friends.

Better than ever, honestly, really, really.

Big night. Big night.

Bloody hell, Josh.

Bluebirds were giving each other hand jobs.

Boom!

Boring, isn't it?

Both of them were her best friends.

Bow chicka wow wow.

Boy, it means a lot to me that I have your permission.

Boys, boys!

Bragging about your penis, Tom, what the fuck?

Brilliant.

Brine, oil, spring water,

But all those times, they passed.

But he looks so glamorous.

But I also want you and Grace to come

But I am still a human with feelings

But I couldn't do anything because the drugs I'm on

But I couldn't feel anything and that's not right, is it, Joshy?

But I didn't know what time you'd be up.

But I don't have any money to print it,

But I promise next time,

But I think it's important that nobody blames themselves.

But I think we only use 10% of our hearts."

But I'm leaving now.

But if it hadn't,

But if we keep excusing it because it's your disease,

But if you decide to leave, I'll have to call the public hospital.

But it was different with you.

But it was the last time, I promise.

But it's a horrible idea for you to be home alone

But it's just...

But it's the least I can do to stand here

But maybe on the date, don't say things like that.

But my sister's sick.

But my toffees don't taste like sad.

But nobody ever asked you about it.

But other than that, you know, she's good.

But please don't think this is a big deal.

But she loves me and Gracie loves me

But that's just 'cause I wasn't interested

But then I tricked him into taking it off.

But then, when I found out you were fine,

But truth isn't important, Claire.

But we chatted about it heaps

But what does it matter, anyway? We're here now.

But what we need is more people to believe it's really good

But what you have to do is you have to order it,

But you don't want to stay here, do you?

But you never wanted to do anymore than that?

But you really liked him.

But, Dad, Dad, it's just we still owe the plumber

But, like, a daddy complex thing.

But, like, right next to me!

But, then, take me to the zoo.

But, you know, God is clumsy like that.

Buy a new one.

By a scout master?

Bye bye.

Bye, Alan.

Bye, bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye...

Bye, bye.

Bye, Mae.

Bye.

Bye. See you, Claire.

Bye. See you, Hannah.

C'mon.

Call Arnold.

Can I believe in not going for a run?

Can I fold the pocket square?

Can I get a green tea?

Can I give Tom his phone back now?

Can I have both?

Can I please get a Mexican pizza and a Hawaiian pizza?

Can I please get that Mexican pizza

Can I please just come in for a minute?

Can I stay with you?

Can I talk now?

Can I touch it? I wanna touch it.

Can I, like, make adorable sweets

Can I...

Can someone just tell me who this was meant for?

Can we drink these now?

Can we get Mexican pizza?

Can we just go on the bed?

Can we just stay here for a bit?

Can we not talk about Claire breaking up with Tom again, please?

Can we please go in?

Can we please just fucking dance?

Can we...

Can we... Can we take it to the vet?

Can you bring me some coins, Josh?

Can you come visit me?

Can you get me a Hawaiian?

Can you go rescue my frog costume?

Can you imagine what the weed is doing?

Can you make me some toast?

Can you motivate her, Josh?

Can you take her into the shade, please?

Careful, Mae, she might shiv ya!

Champagne, lots of champagne.

Cheapest bottle of champagne.

Cheers

Chicken, beef, chicken, pork,

Chunky tuna, sandwich tuna, mayonnaise,

Cigarettes are disgusting, OK. You smell so horrible, always.

Claire says this is a fire risk.

Claire, can you at least just pass me my phone?

Claire, can you please let me out?

Claire, can you please turn off the internet?

Claire, he's just sitting in the living room

Claire, let me out.

Claire's not that bad at relationships.

Come here.

Come inside.

Come on, fellas.

Come on, Hannah.

Come on, Hannah. Shall we go?

Come on, it'll be fun.

Come on, it's a nice thing that a good person would do.

Come on, it's my birthday.

Come on, Josh, just be grateful.

Come on, let's go see the monkeys.

Come on, let's... Let's not be crass.

Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. You didn't even notice the truffle?

Come, come.

Conversation doesn't really flow between us, does it?

Cool dude Patrick lighting one of his cool dude cigarettes.

Cool.

Cool. John is also adopted.

Cool... Can I try?

Could you just move just a little bit more outside the door?

Criticizing my life,

Cumquats.

Dad and Mae are here.

Dad, all they do is cry and sleep.

Dad, okay, sure, fine.

Dad, she doesn't have any teeth.

Dad, that camera is so old.

Dad, what's the surprise?

Damn it, I've been tons punked.

Decoupage?

Definitely not, nope.

Delicious.

Did he seem sad?

Did that bruise your ego?

Did you build a barricade outside my door?

Did you do anything else weird with her?

Did you ever consider all the weed?

Did you get your mac and cheese badge?

Did you have to hit it like that, Josh?

Did you just buy raisins?

Did you know that I can touch my eyebrow to my nose?

Did you know that if a cat has a deformed baby

Did you know that if a cat's mum has a deformed baby,

Did you know that male giraffes

Did you know that we've been friends since we were 10?

Did you let her near any crayons?

Did you sex a goth, Claire?

Did you steal something?

Did you talk to him about my cheeks?

Did you tell me that?

Did you trim your pubic hair with my beard trimmer?

Did you turn off the Wi Fi?

Did you want to photograph the cart?

Did you?

Did your sluts leave?

Didn't I say he was handsome?

Didn't want your parents to worry.

Die slowly over two weeks

Dinner?

Disappointment in the man.

Do I have an ego?

Do I?

Do it again, do it again!

Do they have a sound?

Do they have the same degree of wrinkliness?

Do we need lots, Mae?

Do we really want people going into the spa?

Do you ever talk about me in therapy?

Do you feel motivated?

Do you guys have a lighter?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Do you have a photo?

Do you have the brain capacity to understand love?

Do you know how hard it is to get a hair dryer

Do you know how to get there?

Do you know I can't watch that much dancing.

Do you know she stole my good socks?

Do you know what I mean? It never looks that impressive.

Do you like hanging out with me?

Do you like it?

Do you mind if I put you on speaker?

Do you mind just sitting with her for a moment?

Do you need me to, like, call an ambulance?

Do you not like me?

Do you realize how needy your mother is?

Do you remember that?

Do you remember you when you were a scout?

Do you think it would've worked if you didn't leave?

Do you think it's an issue that she's a child?

Do you think that's a skin cancer?

Do you think they're still looking?

Do you think you could enjoy having sex with prostitutes?

Do you use the word charming?

Do you wanna come?

Do you wanna play "Mario Kart"?

Do you want a... do you want a hug?

Do you want chocolates? Do you want some chocolate?

Do you want me to stay?

Do you want me to take some of your stuff?

Do you want me to take you home?

Do you want me to, I can, like,

Do you want some chili?

Do you want some wine?

Do you want to borrow my camel chinos.

Do you want to come watch my dad propose?

Do you want to come, Marilyn?

Do you want to go on a date?

Do you want to go outside?

Do you want to go? It's a lot of walking.

Do you want to play?

Do you want to see a picture of my Halloween costume?

Do you want to watch something?

Do you watch much Alfred Hitchcock?

Do you wish I was angry?

Do you... Do you want a rest?

Do you... do you want something?

Does anybody want that last chocolate?

Does he always, like, dance talk?

Does he... Does he have a point?

Does Mae know that when you say "for better or worse,"

Does that mean we won?

Doing what?

Dolphin killing tuna, salsa, must...

Don't be sad.

Don't be such a baby.

Don't be such a pussy.

Don't blame me, man. You're her dad.

Don't feel like you need to fill out

Don't get dismissive.

Don't know.

Don't look! I'm sorry.

Don't look! Okay

Don't need a new camera. We use our phone.

Don't read it to me

Don't say that about my marriage.

Don't spoil the surprise.

Don't swallow. In fact, don't chew.

Don't through it on the ground. That's illegal drugs.

Don't want to talk about it.

Don't worry about it, I'll find someone else.

Don't worry about it, Tom.

Don't worry, I'm really good at romance.

Don't worry... Just whenever, whenever.

Don't you swear at me, Joshie.

Don't you think perhaps the happiness and joy of the zoo

Don't you think we should use a condom?

Don't you think?

Eager to please.

Eggplant is delicious.

Eh.

Eight...

Eleven...

Er, it's just really hurting my knees.

Especially when I like the idea of sex with him just so much.

Eugh! Freaky.

Eve?

Even the musk sticks?

Even though nobody will even know I did it, I'll do it.

Even though you seem to have moved on very quickly.

Every party, we just end up standing alone together,

Every single cup and our cup.

Every time people look at monkeys,

Every time they take your pants off. I mean, that's

Every time you finish having sex with her,

Everybody I knew was gonna die,

Everybody poops, hey!

Everybody seems to think that they have to have an opinion.

Everybody's just a stupid, whining, little bitch.

Everyone has those stupid things now.

Everyone just breathe out, and you can take care of Grace.

Everyone kept asking me how my weekend was

Everyone thinks they're the least crazy person in there.

Everyone's disgusting.

Everyone's good, okay? All tops, tops people.

Everyone's terrified, all the time.

Everything all right here, Arnold?

Everything just tastes like sad.

Everything we have is already so big.

Everything you did to Grace.

Except when I look at your face.

Except, instead of saying jalapenos,

Fat Harry always swims and he's hips fat.

Feel how your body moves when you laugh.

Fi i i ine, yeah.

Fifty years of having this face has made him fuckin' furious.

Film, design, dance?

Fine, don't come, I'll find someone else.

Fine, I mean, he's just...

Fine, just wait. I just don't...

Fine.

Fine. So what do you want to see then?

First, looking at the one on the left.

Five...

Floor!

Floor.

For a cup of coffee these days?

For a psychiatrist to want to do?

For doing activities

For extra jalapenos...

For my mom so do you need me

For no reason.

For the advertised position of plus size model."

For the money so that we can afford things

For weeks and weeks.

For you and Grace.

Four...

From Patrick's point of view.

From the moment I met you,

Fuck off, Tom.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, they're scared of bread.

Fuck!

Fuck! Niamh.

Fuck.

Fucked up.

Fucking crazy, man.

Fucking do it.

Fucking party.

Funny little fellas, aren't they?

G'day, g'day. Josh.

Gah, fuck!

Gavin is not going in the bin.

Gavin was the last one left

Gavin's dead.

Gee, you can really feel the radiant heat, can't you?

Geez. It's in the water.

Geoffrey was so pretty.

Geoffrey, you're being intense again, okay?

Geoffrey.

Germany has a lot of goths.

Get involved, get involved.

Get out of here.

Gets the chocolate, yeah?

Ginger, stop it.

Ginger?

Ginger's note.

Girls have their strong points.

Glasses.

Go away, snake, go away!

Go away.

Go on, pick her up.

Go on, say "Hello."

God, no. It's freezing

God, you're so fast!

God?

God.

Going to see a shit choir so I can be nice to my sick mom.

Good birds.

Good morning.

Good one.

Good tea.

Good time.

Good, 'cause I'm feeling really good, Joshy,

Good, I'm great... I'm really, really good.

Good, thanks.

Good, yeah?

Good?

Good.

Good. Good.

Good. Yeah, I mean,

Good. Yeah.

Good... out of this place.

Goodbye, Tom.

Goodness, me.

Goodnight.

Googling.

Gosh.

Gosh. No.

Got you.

Grace

Grace has never been to the zoo.

Grace is sick.

Grace, we are going to the zoo.

Grace, you lie here.

Great, do it.

Great, so now I'm physically comparable

Great, thank you.

Great!

Great. That's great.

Great. That's what it is, then.

Grey doesn't suit them.

Guys, we're here.

Guys.

Ha ha!

Ha! Ha!

Ha. Extra chocolate.

Hah.

Ham cock! Ham cock!

Ham cock... Ham cock!

Ham shots for all!

Ham time... Ham time.

Handsome? Mighty?

Hang on, Josh's calling.

Hanging out the exact same amount, alright.

Hanging out with your cool gang.

Hannah

Hannah is in a choir.

Hannah, that's Rose and that's Josh. Rose is my new roommate.

Hannah, what about you?

Hannah.

Hannah. Mind if I join you?

Hannah's depressed, open the chocolates.

Happening in 10 minutes.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear...

Harley Davidsons?

Have alone time.

Have an opinion on anything.

Have we met?

Have you been seeing your mum?

Have you counted how many people

Have you ever seen a baby elephant?

Have you ever tried it?

Have you ever wanted to try and kill yourself?

Have you found a boyfriend yet?

Have you spent time with your mum while she's elevated before?

Hazel's coming to pick me up.

He ate all my truffle macaroni and cheese.

He can get out?

He couldn't even bring himself to want to try it.

He deserves a proper ceremony.

He does have a point.

He forced me to come to terms with it.

He had a breakdown.

He hopped, he twitched, he shat little pellets.

He is her boyfriend.

He is so cute.

He knows it.

He loves Ellen, loves her.

He loves you.

He really has indeed been a jock.

He said that thing about my mum!

He said the truth is important

He says that everybody seems to think

He says the food is too soft.

He started crying and then he left.

He told me it was because he didn't like my sex, right?

He was hot, yeah?

He was just being polite.

He was telling me about his dead dad, right?

He's a "dilf." Let me see.

He's a predator.

He's always going on about communism.

He's always so annoyed.

He's asking because

He's cute.

He's just being fucking polite, you douche bag.

He's like a puppy that shat on the rug, you know?

He's more fun than me anyway.

He's not even wearing a shirt.

He's not okay, all right?

He's notoriously clumsy.

He's popular.

He's so tedious about it.

He's still alive, he's still alive.

He's such a jerk.

He's such a nice boy.

He's taking advantage of my niceness.

He's very proud.

He's your brother, I get it, it's fine.

He's, like, really stiff.

Healed. No charge

Heavy.

Hello

Hello, Josh. Where are you?

Hello?

Hello.

Her being here doesn't change anything between us.

Her only cure for any illness is Vicks VapoRub.

Her poo is purple!

Here he goes... !

Here it is.

Here she is.

Here we go about Patrick again

Here we go.

Here, don't hog it. Don't hog it.

Here, here, use this.

Here, that one.

Here, what do you think about this bag?

Here?

Hey, Arnold, check out my cart.

Hey, Arnold!

Hey, babe. It's me, babe.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, Claire, I was thinking, after we let Tom out,

Hey, Dad.

Hey, did... Did you wanna get dinner?

Hey, do you think I'm nice?

Hey, do you want to make pulled pork?

Hey, Geoffrey.

Hey, guys

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys.

Hey, hey.

Hey, I'm...

Hey, Josh, it's Geoffrey.

Hey, Joshy, I got a surprise for ya.

Hey, little fella.

Hey, little lady.

Hey, Ma.

Hey, man. Aw, look at you.

Hey, Niamh, Tom, I need to go and get some groceries

Hey, now.

Hey, Patrick, come check out Josh's ham!

Hey, Patrick.

Hey, so I left.

Hey, Tom. Hey, buddy.

Hey, we just had the funnest night.

Hey, why aren't we friends anymore?

Hey, you know how before you said

Hey! Here she is.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, sunshine.

Hey. I just said that you weren't a panda.

Hey. I'm coming over.

Hey. Ooh.

Hey... hey, buddy, hey...

Hi, everybody!

Hi, Geoffrey.

Hi, Hannah.

Hi, I don't think we've met, I'm Tom.

Hi, I'd like to order two pizzas, please.

Hi, I'm Ginger.

Hi, Jenny?

Hi, Josh, this is Dad.

Hi, Josh.

Hi, lovey.

Hi, Stuart.

Hi!

Hi.

Hi. Is this Candace?

Hide and seek was fun, wasn't it?

Hippos.

His dad died on Monday.

His name was Mickey. My dad was like super cute,

His water bowl is always empty

Hmm

Hmm, okay, I can do that.

Hmm.

Honestly, this conversation has been so awful for me,

Honey, you gotta let her know.

Hope it's a treasure map

Horrible, isn't it... It'll be horrible.

How about now?

How am I out of ink?

How am I supposed to remember a box of tools from years ago?

How are the muscles contorting?

How are they manufacturing this energy?

How are you awake?

How are you feeling about Ginger?

How are you feeling?

How are you going to kill it?

How are you?

How are you... How are you doing?

How are you... How are you feeling?

How big is average?

How big is big?

How can I make it up to you?

How could she refuse all this?

How did the communists decide who gets to be a farmer

How do I look?

How do you know so much about poo?

How does he afford truffle?

How does he know I'm sensitive about my cheeks?

How does the light shine on their folds?

How long are you planning on locking him in there for?

How many coffees would I sell an hour, like ten?

How many grandmas died for this?

How many times does someone have to have sex

How much have you read?

How often are you smoking weed?

How romantic.

How was the, how was the hike?

How will that help?

How... How big?

How'd it go?

Huh?

Huh? What are you doing?

I actually liked you.

I adopted him, so.

I already know all of your secrets.

I also dated that German guy.

I always assumed because it was me that it was small.

I always assumed it wasn't about me

I am doing a bad job.

I am doing a bad, bad job tonight.

I am going to order a bottle of champagne.

I am in love with you.

I am seconds, seconds away.

I am so sorry.

I am trying to build a fuckin' bonding moment here.

I barely had time to pack a suitcase, Rose.

I bought her a condolence gift?

I bought you a coffee cart.

I brought a little surprise.

I can be your best friend again.

I can do it, I can do things. I need to do things, all right?

I can do this forever.

I can get it done, though

I can handle a nap.

I can leave whenever.

I can live on.

I can never understand why middle class white people

I can reinforce you're an okay lady too, if you like.

I can stay here and look at people for free.

I can talk about it.

I can walk. I'll just walk there...

I can, like, give you some nice compliments.

I can't believe my meat thermometer.

I can't do it on my own. Come on, please.

I can't even remember what happened yesterday.

I can't go when there's people watching.

I can't handle it.

I can't have fun anymore.

I can't imagine what you've written so far.

I can't imagine..

I can't remember when...

I can't remember.

I can't take care of her... oh, God.

I can't use attention if I'm dead, can I?

I can't wait to be a dad.

I can't.

I cannot believe you don't know this. When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend.

I care about John. I keep John alive.

I checked my mum into a mental home.

I could just sit in the car for a bit

I could see that.

I could, you know..

I dare you to do it until the meal comes.

I decide where the baby goes.

I definitely would've been eaten if I was a cat.

I did not want to do that.

I did think it would be better for you

I didn't do anything.

I didn't get jealous.

I didn't know her name.

I didn't know it had truffle in it.

I didn't know that **** counted.

I didn't know what to do when she pooped so we had a shower.

I didn't know when to tell you.

I didn't mean to make things weird.

I didn't mean to, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize that was locked in.

I didn't really think Claire and I would get back together

I didn't say you were too fragile.

I didn't spend all day on the breast pump

I didn't want to make us late for the mental choir.

I didn't want to send it.

I didn't... I didn't realize you were coming to visit.

I didn't... it wasn't like Ginger.

I do like beef bourguignon

I do not look good this evening.

I do... I do feel the same way.

I don't do those things when I'm having sex.

I don't feel like it right now.

I don't get it.

I don't get that.

I don't get your jokes, Josh.

I don't go out with you guys that often.

I don't have any body hair.

I don't have any coins.

I don't have enough body confidence.

I don't have enough to offer.

I don't have it.

I don't have to pretend to be interested.

I don't know

I don't know how that's gonna mix with your medications.

I don't know how to interact with her at the moment, alright.

I don't know how to want to do a thing I don't want to do.

I don't know if this is a good id..

I don't know what my point is.

I don't know what's going on most of the time.

I don't know where he lives.

I don't know why she didn't tell me.

I don't know why things happened the way they happened,

I don't know why you need to see a photo.

I don't know, I don't know,

I don't know, I just wanna go.

I don't know, I was hoping they might have some ideas.

I don't know, we kissed before Ginger died.

I don't know.

I don't know. I've been seeing her since I was 14.

I don't know... She said it first.

I don't like it

I don't look...

I don't mind.

I don't need baby responsibility.

I don't pay that much attention to the...

I don't really know. I think it's spiced tomato sauce, isn't it?

I don't really smoke it

I don't really understand how they control them.

I don't really want to reflect on

I don't remember.

I don't take advantage, okay?

I don't think I'm bad at it.

I don't think I've ever been in a room with a baby

I don't think me coming helped at all.

I don't think that's a good idea.

I don't think they are, are they?

I don't think they're expecting to eat.

I don't think you can stay.

I don't think you do. It says over there

I don't think you're crazy, it's just...

I don't treasure every minor item that you've left behind and keep them in

I don't understand how you never got angry with me.

I don't understand.

I don't understand. You got so jealous of Jenny.

I don't wanna go in the spa!

I don't want to call Jenny.

I don't want to do a thing, you know?

I don't want to encourage them, you know?

I don't want to go over it again.

I don't want to hang out

I don't want to reflect on it

I don't want to steal your dad's thunder.

I don't want to waste them.

I don't want to watch you piss.

I don't want to!

I drop her all the time, Josh.

I dunno.

I dunno. Could be anything.

I dunno. Do you want to call him?

I dunno. You didn't tell anyone when you did it.

I feel bad about famine, Syria, you know?

I feel bad about leaving Niamh behind.

I feel better than ever.

I feel ill.

I feel like it's threatening me.

I feel like maybe you're having a bad time.

I feel sorry for this girl.

I fill it.

I finished a roll of floss. Can you imagine?

I finished it.

I finished my... sorry, baby.

I found it, it was, it was in my bag.

I found your boots that you left here.

I freaked out and accidently ate a whole packet of party mix.

I get in there, it's just gonna make a... double size target.

I get it.

I get it. I like butterflies.

I get kinda sad every now and then.

I get...

I got into the habit of flossing every day, every single day.

I got it, I got it.

I got Josh to balance a spoon on his nose until the meal came.

I got my camp cooking badge, yes.

I got older, you know? I got bored with girls.

I got the ball in the same cup as the other ball

I got you a job.

I gotta go now, bye, okay?

I gotta go, okay?

I gotta go. I'm going.

I gotta help Patrick set up for his birthday party.

I gotta look for a job.

I guess I just...

I guess I'll help you with your things.

I guess more or less what she says.

I guess...

I had a breakdown.

I had a good time.

I had an erection when he was telling me

I had pictures on all of my things of butterflies,

I hate I just I think I'm allowed to rebut that.

I have a big penis.

I have a carport. Does that work?

I have a plan, but I still don't trust you with money.

I have a surprise for you... I'm coming over.

I have beef bourguignon in the oven.

I have chamomile tea, but, you know, who drinks that?

I have friends there.

I have had a breakthrough.

I have more time, I have more time.

I have moves.

I have no idea.

I have nothing.

I have quit the drugs.

I have some news of my own.

I have to finish my resume.

I have to go and have a shower, okay?

I have to go now though, okay?

I have to go now.

I have to go, okay?

I have to piss.

I have to tell you something and it's not good.

I haven't read it.

I haven't told anybody yet

I hid in the dark

I hung out with those girls today,

I I don't know.

I just am kinda sick of talking about it.

I just came outside to feed him his hay and he was stiff.

I just can't get my head around the fact that I could make a child.

I just can't, okay?

I just definitely cannot come.

I just did not do anything to make her poo purp...

I just didn't know I was gay yet.

I just didn't know what to say.

I just don't believe you don't talk about me.

I just don't know why people let cats into their house.

I just don't know.

I just don't think I can go

I just don't think I remember how to look after myself, that's all.

I just don't want a good camera going to waste.

I just feel a bit uncomfortable telling you 'cause you've got this...

I just found out I was a hideous panda, is all.

I just get the impression she's nervous

I just got embarrassed crying in front of you,

I just gotta run to the ATM.

I just I'm worried we'll eat all the food, Mom.

I just kind of think maybe I love you.

I just like 'em, yeah.

I just lost it. I started crying.

I just meant we should celebrate his life

I just really don't think I did anything

I just really think that if I got to sing "Hakuna Matata"

I just think I love her as much as I'm meant to love her.

I just thought everybody would be happy if I was dead

I just thought maybe we would start at,

I just try and understand when you do things like this

I just want some alone time.

I just want to dance, OK.

I just want to understand

I just want you to want to do things

I just wanted a safer car.

I just wanted to let you know

I just wanted to tell you all that

I just wondered about the camera.

I just, I just, I wanna go home, okay? I'm just sick.

I just, uh...

I just...

I just... I can't do kissing right now,

I just... I don't think she's relevant to this.

I just... I don't want to have sex with you.

I just... I feel sorry for her.

I just... I guess I feel like I'm not good enough.

I just... I have another story, anyway.

I just... I saw you guys kissing,

I knew it wouldn't work.

I knew that my life was about to change.

I knew you didn't really want my opinion.

I knew you'd ruin the game.

I knew, didn't I?

I knew.

I know how to lie about it.

I know I did.

I know I stuffed up.

I know that.

I know the problem.

I know this, I know this.

I know you are, it's okay, I get it.

I know you don't really want to see me

I know you don't want to be friends, so I won't ask.

I know you smoke it

I know you think you have a big penis.

I know you told me not to be, but I can't help but worry.

I know, but I just don't want you getting jealous.

I know, but what if there's a problem with Josh and Grace.

I know!

I know. I fucked up.

I know. Yeah.

I leave the toilet seat up.

I left the bad behind. I'll be fi i i ine, yeah.

I like hugging you. I like kissing you.

I like it, that's my frog costume.

I like sitting around. We were cute.

I like spending time with you.

I like that, it's gonna be good for my back.

I like to compare myself to people who are doing worse.

I like your hair, Rose.

I live just up there.

I look like a giant toddler.

I love elder flower.

I love Mae.

I love pancakes.

I love those boots.

I loved you and you're precious.

I made candy!

I made some elder flower gin spritzer.

I made some macaroni and cheese.

I may just confer.

I mean, 80 is a lot closer to 90

I mean, anything for you, Mae.

I mean, did you check in the roof before you moved out?

I mean, every day.

I mean, he's pretty good,

I mean, I did my resume.

I mean, I don't blame Oprah for that.

I mean, I don't mind if you want to have sex with other girls.

I mean, I just have to, don't I?

I mean, I just really think you need to do something with your pubes.

I mean, I still think Mum is winning.

I mean, I was ****d on the first time as well.

I mean, I've had customers.

I mean, it must be really hard to do what she did

I mean, it quite clearly says, "Happy Birthday" on it.

I mean, it would be easier if we believed in heaven and that

I mean, it's fine if they want to have opinions.

I mean, like, isn't it weird, like...

I mean, like, she's got to be at least 81, just let it go.

I mean, like, sure, sometimes, I got angry,

I mean, not John, John cannot consent to this.

I mean, otherwise you'd have to find another way of paying the rent, wouldn't you?

I mean, Patrick and Josh are so much funnier than you.

I mean, she's finished now, isn't she?

I mean, somewhere, some places, someone is starving to death

I mean, that's a bad idea, isn't it?

I mean, that's really weird.

I mean, this has been fun.

I mean, this would've been good.

I mean, we gave you a chance.

I mean, we're just going to go to dinner.

I mean, what happened?

I mean, what is this energy?

I mean, wow! I mean, that is personal.

I mean, yeah, but that doesn't really count, does that?

I mean, you can't.

I mean, you just didn't... did you?

I moved to Germany because I wanted to give you space

I moved to Germany because we don't work.

I need money for ink, please, Dad, to love you.

I need to come.

I need to concentrate.

I need to fix my priorities.

I need to pee.

I need to spend more time with my family.

I need you to keep thinking about this.

I never found anyone that wants to fuck me.

I never said I was fat, okay?

I never told her when I got a urinary tract infection.

I notice it's your bin night tonight.

I only added you just now.

I only have $320.

I ordered too much food.

I promise I didn't do anything bad.

I promise there'll be no blowfish or nothing.

I promise you I'm not crying about this.

I promise, no more sudden noises

I rather you didn't, you got to get on with your own life.

I realized that, like...

I really am fine

I really don't need this today, Josh.

I really don't think it was my fault,

I really doubt that.

I really hope we don't become communists,

I really like you.

I really meant it when I said I'm in

I really think it's important

I really wanted to be friends.

I remember but I just...

I said she was nervous about you.

I said, I don't think it went very well.

I sat my dad down and, I don't know why,

I saw a dog get run over and...

I saw it in an episode of "Weeds."

I saw you talking to the eating disorders.

I see Josh kiss boys all the time.

I should be happy, right?

I shouldn't have... yeah.

I still think Hannah should get the chocolate.

I stopped showering and smiling like a teenage boy.

I stuffed up.

I suck. I can't believe how much I suck.

I swear on Gavin's life I'm never seeing her again.

I take it back. I'm sorry.

I think Arnold just needs a bit of a rest, Josh.

I think at best, mine would make a Tamagotchi.

I think baby's poo is different colors sometimes.

I think everyone is scared of living.

I think I have a really big penis.

I think I have to go.

I think I just thought maybe,

I think I might invite this boy over, though.

I think I'd be pretty good at therapy.

I think I'd do a good job of pretending to like my family.

I think I'm gonna stand up, actually.

I think I've been leading you on.

I think it means we're fools.

I think it sounds pretty good.

I think it's okay for it to be purple.

I think maybe it would be better if it's not just you two.

I think maybe the reason people don't respond to you well

I think my feeling's hurt.

I think she probably had a thyroid problem.

I think she would like you more if you were Spanish.

I think that we should probably give Tom some pizza.

I think that's our only option here.

I think that's really quite good news.

I think the only color you need to worry about is white.

I think they kill them.

I think they might have made a mistake.

I think we can go watch Tom be disgusting.

I think we have to kill it.

I think what you would have wanted

I think you're probably underestimating her.

I think you're... I think you're a good choice.

I think...

I think... I think I need you to take me home.

I thought ahead.

I thought he was inside her, but he wasn't really.

I thought I did until we had this chat.

I thought I was being so charming.

I thought I was doing a good job.

I thought I was just gonna sit in the field

I thought it was big.

I thought it was just, like, an option.

I thought mine was bigger than average, but no.

I thought that was up for discussion.

I thought this was what you wanted.

I thought we could call him Gavin

I thought we were friends. I just don't know why she didn't tell me.

I thought we'd have a little ritual, like,

I thought you didn't want to leave 'cause you might miss me too much.

I thought you said you were working on your resume.

I thought you were gonna tell her.

I thought you were just sexing him.

I thought you were making tea.

I thought you'd be more enthusiastic about coming home.

I threw up non stop for four weeks when I was a baby.

I told her I don't want a girlfriend.

I told her nothing about Jenny.

I told my dad that my imaginary friend touched me

I told them I was shopping with girls.

I told you he's straggle in here.

I told you you could look after her.

I took him back to the store.

I tricked the nurses into telling me.

I understand, keep talking.

I use up most of my energy, uh,

I used to have a pet rabbit.

I used to use that all the time with Joshua

I vomited on him.

I want him to visit anyway.

I want one. Don't you guys just want one?

I want to have a nice time.

I want to party with everybody.

I was a sexy bunny.

I was an insightful teenager.

I was expecting more drama.

I was gonna get the chocolate.

I was gonna make you some breakfast

I was hungry.

I was just concerned you might still like me too much.

I was just playing, Josh

I was just really annoyed

I was just thinking that if you weren't using the camera,

I was just trying to give you some quiet space.

I was ****d.

I was saving it. No, no, it's okay.

I was saving myself for marriage, but my first love,

I was talking about the fridge.

I was told there was a ham.

I was trying to do you a favor.

I was trying to kill myself.

I was... I was reading.

I wasn't fussy.

I wasn't into it, I just...

I wasn't still seeing my friends.

I wasn't sure myself.

I wasn't sure. I don't pay that much attention.

I wasn't talking about Josh.

I wasn't that kind of teenager.

I wasn't trying to get your attention.

I wasn't trying to hurt you when I attempted.

I will bloody lose it.

I will never understand why you had to leave us so early.

I wish he had told me it was 'cause I was, like,

I wish I was a meerkat.

I wish John would make an unlikely animal friend.

I would highly recommend this.

I would like to borrow your camel chinos.

I, um, hired

I, well, I guess, I was very forward.

I...

I... I am sorry about Ginger.

I... I'm just so, so tired and so stressed.

I... Yeah, it is.

I'd be a massive treat.

I'd love Mexican pizza.

I'd make a terrible farmer.

I'll be fine.

I'll be honest, I am worried about it.

I'll be one moment.

I'll be over here when you're ready.

I'll come back later. I'll bring your car over later.

I'll come in and clean her up.

I'll get involved when she has more to offer.

I'll get you a towel.

I'll go get her.

I'll just close my eyes and block my ears and you guys,

I'll leave it.

I'll leave you to it.

I'll make you some toast.

I'll probably be back in a couple of days.

I'll read it out and then we can burn it

I'll see you.

I'll take my family to the zoo.

I'll take you.

I'll use that at home. That's nice of Hannah.

I'll, um, see you around?

I'm 86.

I'm a bad person.

I'm a beautiful dancer.

I'm a frog, yay!

I'm a good man!

I'm a vegetarian

I'm adopted, he's teasing me because I'm adopted.

I'm adopted.

I'm allowed to leave whenever I want.

I'm also really good at balancing spoons

I'm angry at mortality.

I'm Arnold. We met at your birthday.

I'm baking a ham

I'm bipolar.

I'm coming.

I'm definitely not leaving.

I'm done with this tree.

I'm early, no one's ever on time.

I'm fine, look I'm really...

I'm getting let out.

I'm Ginger. We share a bathroom.

I'm glad you called.

I'm going back to Germany next week.

I'm going for a jog. It's good for the brain.

I'm going into the restroom, OK?

I'm going on a date with Arnold.

I'm going to put it out of its misery.

I'm going to sell so many of these babies on my cart.

I'm going to.

I'm gonna call a cab, I'll take you back, okay?

I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna find you someone to love.

I'm gonna get some wine.

I'm gonna give the show a miss 'cause it's gonna be bloody awful

I'm gonna go back to sleep.

I'm gonna go back to the mental home.

I'm gonna go home now.

I'm gonna go in the spa soon.

I'm gonna go take a shower.

I'm gonna go to bed.

I'm gonna go to the other side, okay?

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. Gimme a call later, OK?

I'm gonna have a look at that baby.

I'm gonna have to call Jenny.

I'm gonna move inside and look at a plant.

I'm gonna propose to Mae.

I'm gonna put it in the bag.

I'm gonna read Ginger's note tomorrow

I'm gonna run over it again with my car.

I'm gonna semi retire.

I'm gonna take you back.

I'm gonna try not to look grossed out

I'm good, I'm fine over here.

I'm having fun. This is really fun.

I'm his friend, you know, I can't leave him...

I'm hungry.

I'm in love with Gavin.

I'm interested in caring about others.

I'm interested in other people.

I'm interesting. You talk about me.

I'm just a bit nervous about everything.

I'm just afraid we might have forgotten something.

I'm just intimidated by her blank, judgemental face.

I'm just saying I think we left a box of stuff somewhere.

I'm just so angry.

I'm just so sorry.

I'm just trying to take some sad people to the zoo.

I'm just very worried about this ham.

I'm just worried my body's is uncomfortable to look at.

I'm just...

I'm leaving... Today

I'm looking forward to moving, not with my legs.

I'm meant to be seeing Jenny this morning.

I'm nailing having this spoon on my nose.

I'm nice like that.

I'm nice, if anything,

I'm not a baby.

I'm not as strong as the pressure, okay?

I'm not crying about this, okay?

I'm not doing it!

I'm not doing it. I don't need responsibility.

I'm not doing them. I'm done with love.

I'm not either.

I'm not even sure what a degree in Creative Industries

I'm not fat anymore, okay, Tom?

I'm not going in a hot air balloon.

I'm not going in the balloon.

I'm not gonna be able to get in there until tomorrow.

I'm not gonna not drink them.

I'm not good with caffeine.

I'm not good. I'm not good.

I'm not having a go,

I'm not having a tequila shot.

I'm not hideous, though.

I'm not making tea for just you and me. That's ridiculous.

I'm not not letting you believe it.

I'm not offended, I mean, I can't be offended,

I'm not really sure it's ready.

I'm not staying.

I'm not taking advice from a TV show about pot.

I'm not talking about you.

I'm not that confident that I have enough friends

I'm not that interested in...

I'm not the monster here, okay?

I'm not the monster.

I'm not very fun to live with.

I'm not worried, I just...

I'm Patrick, this is Josh.

I'm Patrick.

I'm Patrick's friend.

I'm really flattered, though.

I'm really good at balancing spoons on my nose.

I'm really into roses, actually.

I'm really looking forward to the boat.

I'm really thirsty.

I'm Rose, by the way.

I'm saying, I'm really sorry.

I'm so angry with Ginger.

I'm so confused.

I'm so sad, Joshie.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry about my brother

I'm sorry about my hair,

I'm sorry about the possum, okay?

I'm sorry about your family

I'm sorry that you're sad about Patrick,

I'm sorry you're sad about Claire.

I'm sorry, Hannah.

I'm sorry, having said this.

I'm sorry, I thought maybe if I talked about something hardcore,

I'm sorry, I'll go.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I won't do that again.

I'm sorry, Jenny.

I'm sorry, Josh,

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry, mate... Sorry, Joshy, poor form.

I'm sorry, okay? I'm really sorry.

I'm sorry, Shrek.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It's just without a condom, I can never...

I'm sorry. Look, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it.

I'm sorry. Was that... was that weird?

I'm sorry... thank you...

I'm starving.

I'm sticking it to the man.

I'm still drinking it.

I'm sure he's lovely at it.

I'm sure I'm gonna find something.

I'm taking people to the zoo.

I'm the only grown up female you've ever been with.

I'm thinking about kissing Jenny.

I'm thinking about maybe trying to kiss Jenny.

I'm too sad. I can't be happy with all this...

I'm trying really hard not to take it personally.

I'm trying.

I'm up, okay? I'm good, I'm up.

I'm very graceful.

I'm worried I put that ham on too late.

I'm worried I put this ham on too late.

I'm, uh, I'm not allowed to get out of the car, am I?

I'm... I don't have Facebook.

I'm... I'm Arnold, Steve's brother.

I'm... I'm high maintenance.

I'm... I'm sorry, I just...

I'm... I'm sorry, that's my brother.

I've been thinking about making pulled pork a lot lately,

I've decided relationships aren't for me.

I've finally got the place to myself.

I've got a preternatural ability with felt craft.

I've got a wife, Rose.

I've got something to say to everybody.

I've got to send off a contract

I've got to tell you something.

I've had a pint.

I've just got a lot going through my brain.

I've just had a weird day.

I've killed enough marsupials lately.

I've never flossed, so.

I've never seen meerkats and a sad person

I've never washed a foot.

I've told you that. You know that.

Ice cream?

If Claire had broken up with you,

If everyone for the first two years of your life looks disgusted

If I called you to swindle some caviar all of a sudden.

If I could talk myself into enjoying sex with prostitutes

If I want to take my family to the zoo,

If I was trying to kill myself, I'd be dead.

If it had been pumped in time,

If Mum had known, I'm sure she wouldn't have asked.

If she gets a rash, I... I will kill you

If there's, like, a little bit of poo

If you can't make it, you just can't make it, I guess.

If you completely disregard Hazel and her feelings.

If you do a good job, I'll let you out.

If you don't do anything, then you won't get paid.

If you really wanted it, Alan, why didn't you take it with you?

If you think people aren't hungry, though.

If you want to be with her so much, just be with her.

If your stomach had been pumped in time.

In a psychiatric hospital.

In a supermarket.

In about 10 minutes.

In fact, I'm really good, I'm really good.

In five minutes, you'll just be off kissing some girl.

In front of you all the time,

In having sex with you.

In nightclubs is because of your sad as shit face.

In the bath again.

In the last few days of your life.

In the last year? Like, in the entire year?

In the middle of the night.

Incredible, right, yeah?

Incredible. I feel better already.

Independent flesh is the enemy of speed.

Inhaling any fragrance or aromas.

Ink's so expensive. I genuinely can't afford

Instead of carrying on like everything you do to me is a big fat favor?

Into crying myself to sleep

Into this place?

Is a toilet roll thick penis thick?

Is best friends with her other best friend.

Is he bringing anybody?

Is he disfigured?

Is he the first person in your family to die?

Is it because I rejected you?

Is it because without sex,

Is it true that those dogs at the airport are addicted to drugs

Is it weird for you having to see you brother naked?

Is Josh coming to the therapy choir?

Is she relevant to this?

Is she?

Is Stuart's head on your thigh?

Is that a gay thing?

Is that a normal thing

Is that a thing people like, having their face fucked off?

Is that a yes?

Is that deep enough?

Is that my phone?

Is that the end of the fight?

Is that what you think we do? You think we wash feet?

Is that you work for yourself, you big idiot

Is that your baby?

Is that... is that like, a problem?

Is there anything interesting about this breakdown?

Is this a bad time to tell you Claire's coming back?

Is this an okay time?

Is your heart fluttering?

Is... is that a good alibi?

Isn't it? That is very personal.

Isn't that crazy?

Isn't the fun of an elephant that it's big?

It can't be that bad. Just relax.

It could be fun.

It doesn't exist anymore.

It doesn't just kill gays.

It goes on.

It has special truffle oil in it.

It has to be done.

It is a lot, right?

It is. People do it by accident all the time.

It is. What's your name, sweetheart?

It just really seems like you're crying.

It looks fine, it looks good. Looks normal.

It looks so good, Josh.

It makes me cough and it makes me scared.

It means that you have the brain of a 16 year old girl.

It motivated me to get food.

It really is a horrible photo.

It really warmed up, Joshie.

It said, "Some people think that we only use 10% of our brains

It says, "I'll miss you."

It took God six days to make the universe

It turns out my idea of average is not right.

It was a joke.

It was a very expensive camera.

It was alright, wasn't it?

It was delicious.

It was different.

It was gonna have a girl's head.

It was good.

It was nice meeting you, Rose.

It was probably just a faulty rabbit.

It was quite public.

It was terrifying.

It was the last time, I swear.

It was very fun.

It was, like, ironic.

It wasn't planned.

It will just eat that baby?

It would be good if you could pick somewhere safe,

It'll be good for you, you need some responsibility.

It's 'cause he's gay.

It's 'cause it's expensive.

It's $3, please.

It's a bit damp but it's OK.

It's a cock fashioned out of ham

It's a cute rabbit, just say that.

It's a special occasion, he needs a formal headpiece.

It's about time Josh found someone to love him.

It's all Ellen now.

It's all gonna be OK.

It's all over your wheel.

It's all right

It's all right, lovey, I don't mind.

It's all right?

It's all right.

It's all right. She's quite attractive. Could be worst.

It's all taken care of.

It's almost adorable.

It's an extra seven kilometers.

It's been ages.

It's completely ruined even now. You finding that, Mae?

It's complicated.

It's dead

It's delicious.

It's different.

It's done. Go.

It's down this way.

It's easy to kill yourself.

It's fine. We'll use that one up, use that

It's finished. I'm too sad.

It's from Stuart.

It's fuckin' freezing.

It's fun.

It's getting late.

It's gone.

It's good, it's just good.

It's good, yeah.

It's good.

It's great to be me, warts and farts and all.

It's gross.

It's here. Beautiful.

It's hot in here

It's incredible.

It's just a bit confusing because I like you,

It's just a regular punch.

It's just already so scary here

It's just my suggestion that you go with a group of friends, yeah?

It's just shit, it's so shit. People die and it's horrible.

It's just so grim.

It's just that Alan... Alan... Alan is a bad guy!

It's just that I would have thought that she'd want to be stopped

It's just that one guy.

It's just that... I just want you to know that, you know,

It's just the best you've got.

It's just two guests at the same time,

It's just, it's getting full.

It's just... Can you see how hot I look? My God.

It's just... I mean, I'm not terrified, it's not me.

It's like a weird art installation.

It's like about 80 years old.

It's like how they make 7 Elevens really bright.

It's like not in one piece?

It's like Portuguese.

It's like prison, except we don't separate into race,

It's like you don't realize that he's such a jerk

It's like, middling, medium, average.

It's looking good, babe.

It's normal to feel guilt or a sense of responsibility

It's not a big deal.

It's not bad, is it?

It's not funny. I'm sensitive about that.

It's not like I broke any rules.

It's not like I was obliged to tell you.

It's not really, not sure really yet.

It's not thousands of years old, by the way.

It's not very efficient.

It's not your fault, okay, I just...

It's nothing. We can talk about it later.

It's okay not to be okay, right?

It's okay to be angry if you want.

It's okay, Hannah.

It's okay, I get it.

It's okay, it's dead.

It's okay, Josh. It can be just the two of us.

It's okay.

It's our last day tomorrow.

It's over.

It's pretty good.

It's prison tats.

It's really funny... I get it, okay?

It's really good to be aspirational

It's really satisfying. It's good to be you too, you know?

It's so crazy terrifying.

It's so depressing in here!

It's so humiliating.

It's so much more humiliating for him to have you tell him

It's so personal, do you know what I mean?

It's taking a while for it to sink in

It's the best friend you have.

It's the humane thing to do, okay?

It's thousands of years old.

It's very hard for you to get out of bed

It's your fault. It's your genes.

It's, like, for everyone. Everyone, elder flower gin spritzer.

It's, like, pretty, you know?

It's...

It's... It's rubbish,

Jalapenos.

Jeez, a shitty day.

Jeez.

Jeez..

Jenny had a fight with her mom.

Jenny, babe.

Jenny, I really don't think there's anything we can do.

Jenny, listen.

Jenny, this is Josh.

Jenny, Tom and I had sex last night, twice.

Jenny, Tom has something he wants to tell you.

Jenny.

Jenny's actually really mature.

Jenny's upset. You have to help me.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus fuckin' Christ, Joshua.

Jesus, shit!

John, want to dance?

John.

Josh doesn't like the spa.

Josh is not an idiot

Josh needs the umbrella moved. He's got it facing the wrong way.

Josh, can you please leave?

Josh, do you know how much people charge

Josh, do you want an ice cream?

Josh, I am gonna help you.

Josh, I need you to tell us

Josh, I..

Josh, I'm Josh.

Josh, I'm the wrong choice. A... A bad choice.

Josh, is that your sister?

Josh, is this a bad time?

Josh, it's getting full.

Josh, it's like seriously all over your wheel.

Josh, it's still alive, it's still alive!

Josh, look, I just wanted to talk today

Josh, nothing has changed since I started smoking weed.

Josh, piz... pizza?

Josh, please don't tell me what I can and can't do.

Josh, she's gone through your room, okay?

Josh, that place is so depressing,

Josh!

Josh.

Josh. It's Ginger.

Josh..

Joshie, can you come and get me, please?

Joshua, can you help your mother, please?

Joshua?

Joshy, the food is so good.

Joshy!

Jump and stomp or something.

Just 'cause they think you won't remember. I mean,

Just 'cause you wanted me to do them.

Just anxiety stuff.

Just as we're leaving, Arnold's checking back in.

Just breakdown y stuff.

Just calling to let you know that she's okay.

Just can't get enough persimmon.

Just don't touch me, please... Please don't touch.

Just FYI.

Just get out.

Just give me a second, I just need to...

Just give me your fucking cup.

Just hadn't been out of bed for two weeks

Just having a spa,

Just leave so that we can get it done.

Just like a lot of walking. You know what I mean?

Just me, I guess.

Just need to glue some wings on

Just never felt like a priority

Just one moment.

Just put it in rice!

Just put your arms...

Just put your arms... just.

Just scared that we're gonna get stuff in Josh's cushions.

Just shut up, Tom!

Just so much walking.

Just sounds shit.

Just take a photo of me and the killer rat, okay?

Just text on approach.

Just think I have really bad morning breath

Just thought maybe you had

Just to be satisfied and he thinks that that's what's wrong

Just to the regular beds.

Just trying to understand, you know,

Just, mostly I'm just surprised that God couldn't come up

Just, oh, new beginnings!

Kill the fucking possum!

Kind and gentle, friendly...

Kind of like where those teacher aides

Kind regards, Josh

Kisses?

Kisses.

Lately.

Laughter's great.

Left the bad behind. I'll be fi i i ine on mon's own.

Let me get my boots

Let me get my boots.

Let people believe what they want to believe?

Let's do... Well, let's go for it.

Let's get our photo with Grace and a kangaroo, okay?

Let's go in. No... you suck.

Let's go over there.

Let's go to the beach, come on.

Let's go, all right?

Let's go. Jesus Christ

Let's go. Okay. See you, Josh.

Let's go. Thanks, Josh.

Let's have tequila shots about it.

Let's just get out of this place, Hannah.

Let's just not mention it again.

Let's swim, Josh.

Lift me up straight, no!

Like a horrible guy answering this

Like a safe environment?

Like high school mixed with prison.

Like Joseph Fritzl. He's really bad at life.

Like Marie Antoinette.

Like some kind of heartless monster.

Like they say that like if you do a crossword every day

Like visits to the zoo.

Like what?

Like, a miserable marriage.

Like, a party baptism

Like, a show about cupcakes or storage or whatever?

Like, an actual breakdown, Tom.

Like, boyfriend girlfriend?

Like, boyfriend/girlfriend or?

Like, candy bars and work our way up

Like, do you go to restaurants and pay them to not feed you?

Like, flowery type stuff.

Like, how dumb my penis looks.

Like, I didn't want to feel anything anymore

Like, I don't think I've ever heard you

Like, I really like eggplant.

Like, I saw that. I saw the head pop like that.

Like, it made me want you to not sleep with other people.

Like, it seems like a pretty crazy way

Like, it's beautiful.

Like, just in case we... You know.

Like, maybe just third base?

Like, scared of people so if we just make some noise,

Like, she asked me what 10 year old me

Like, six inches is average.

Like, there's... Every single night, we can get cake.

Like, they get heaps worse dudes than me.

Like, they're scared of their bodies

Like, what was it about the '80s?

Like, what's the point in getting annoyed?

Like, which creative industry?

Like, you didn't even bother to go to the bathroom.

Like, you don't actually care about Gavin the dead rabbit.

Like, you weren't allowed to date.

Listen to me, listen to me.

Look at him adorably waving... Claire?

Look me up on Facebook.

Look, can you just go?

Look, can't laugh, I need to focus.

Look, don't worry about it.

Look, Ginger's a sex addict, we'll make it sexy

Look, I get it

Look, I know I stuffed up.

Look, I know I'm supposed to be off duty, but I feel like I should step in here.

Look, I really like you, you're okay.

Look, I'll take you on a guided tour, okay?

Look, I've seen the paintings.

Look, the other day,

Look, there is... something I want to tell you.

Look.

Looks like John likes you.

Lots of things.

Love.

Lovey!

Lucky we're not sharing the same sleeping bag.

Ma, babe?

Ma, do you need a rest?

Ma, Ma.

Ma, no, not now. This is a bad time

Ma?

Mac is back with cheese.

Macaroni and cheese

Macaroni and cheese,

Macaroni.

Mae thinks I need to cut back

Mae..

Mae... Mae?

Make rose flavored Popsicles or whatever?

Make your own toast

Man, what the fuck?

Man?

Mango,

Mate, I have solved all your problems.

May the momma get another buck.

Maybe "Everybody Loves Raymond" came on.

Maybe all the weed?

Maybe he cut himself on your pubic hair.

Maybe I should stay sober.

Maybe I'll get a pizza. Me and Claire might get a pizza.

Maybe I'll pretend that I don't know you exist.

Maybe just don't mention I mentioned her.

Maybe next time I can tell you about my beautiful vagina.

Maybe she's thinking about eczema.

Maybe she's thinking about love.

Maybe someone offered me pancakes.

Maybe the camera's up my bum!

Maybe the phone would fall off and... and smash.

Maybe when I meet her, I'll do a little accent.

Maybe you can use this time

Maybe you just need to get out of the house.

Maybe you've just never heard them.

Me and Mum are gonna hang out. Maybe we can wrap this up.

Me neither.

Me, you, Arnie, Patrick in the spa, shots.

Me. Can you believe it?

Meh.

Meh. We have fun.

Message received, 11:20 p.m.

Meth.

Might as well be standing next to a rat.

Might have to go in the cup.

Mind if I sit down?

Mine have got snot on 'em.

Mine is aesthetically pleasing.

Mine just look like raisins.

Mine's average. Just spot on average.

Mine's bent.

Mine's like a bubble.

Mmm!

Mom's been asking me to take her to the zoo.

More forest sustaining?

More or less, he thinks I'm disgusting.

Morning!

Most days.

Moving so slowly.

Must be Geoffrey.

Must be nice having an excuse not to talk.

My boots.

My call out fee is $350 per hour.

My dad died.

My dad's gonna propose to Mae.

My dad's gonna propose.

My dad's not in heaven.

My daughter is not an Australian convict.

My friends were everything to me.

My girlfriend broke up with me.

My God, Patrick.

My Josh is gay and he says that Oprah isn't good for people

My long pants are dirty.

My mum thinks she doesn't need to be in there.

My outer shell is not snug

My parents don't know I'm gay,

My parents don't know I'm gay.

My parents were away and Josh's dad took me

My parents were just worried about me,

My psychiatrist wants to meet you.

My pubic hair is very important to me.

Nah, it's too slanty.

Nah.

Nah. Nah.

Nah. No, that is freezing.

Needs to be a bubble.

Never ever, ever.

Never mind.

Next week.

Niamh, I have to go get dressed.

Niamh, Tom has something to tell you.

Niamh!

Niamh! It was meant for Niamh.

Niamh.

Niamh's fine, trust me, I know her.

Niamh's here. She stayed over.

Nice

Nice day for staring at the tree.

Nice ham, nice shots, Joshy!

Nice plumage.

Nice, isn't it?

Night's ruined.

Nine...

Nineteen...

No customers.

No one

No one broke up with anyone. She just got a job in Germany, OK?

No one wants to be gay.

No one's looking for you now.

No place to be boyfriends.

No problem.

No sweat. That's not a problem.

No thank you.

No treasure map?

No way, I'm mental.

No wonder our packs are so heavy.

No worries. My pleasure.

No, actually I don't, okay?

No, Arnold, it's still our turn.

No, Arnold, man, I want to hang with you.

No, Arnold.

No, come on. It's like a peace offering.

No, Dad, I just can't.

No, go now.

No, Gracie's been out too long.

No, Hannah, I'm really sorry, okay?

No, he isn't.

No, he was excited to see all his little buddies.

No, he... He was very fat

No, I can't do that.

No, I can't jog.

No, I can't.

No, I didn't know what I was doing, I was lost down there.

No, I don't mind, I just knew the whole time you were talking,

No, I don't need a peace offering. I promise, I'm feeling very peaceful.

No, I don't think that's a big deal, is it?

No, I don't trust myself with her, I'm scared I'll break her.

No, I don't want to be angry, okay?

No, I don't want to eat there again. The food's too soft.

No, I don't want you to come. You're unlikeable.

No, I don't.

No, I don't...

No, I have plans.

No, I have the party, I just...

No, I have tried to get better.

No, I just couldn't work out what kind of tuna to buy.

No, I just want an "alone" night.

No, I mean, I don't think so.

No, I really, really, really liked them.

No, I said I'm not getting involved.

No, I want to.

No, I was not touched.

No, I was not.

No, I will later.

No, I... I don't know.

No, I... I guess...

No, I... No, I didn't.

No, I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.

No, I'm not doing that.

No, I'm not getting involved.

No, I'm not in love with... I'm not in love with you.

No, I'm not.

No, I'm not. I don't care.

No, I'm pretty sure it's thousands.

No, I'm too scared. I'm too scared.

No, I'm trying not to be a fat fuck.

No, it doesn't. You don't know what marijuana smells like.

No, it kills a lot of Africans

No, it turns out my room was just dusty.

No, it was bad, it was really bad.

No, it won't... It won't make her sad.

No, it's all right. We'll be fine. Let's do it

No, it's communal elder flower gin spritzer for the group.

No, it's cool, Arnold.

No, it's fine, it's just fine where it was.

No, it's fine, obviously you have things you wanna...

No, it's fine.

No, it's fine... Welcome, welcome.

No, it's just because you're sitting here, judging my life,

No, it's like point of sale.

No, it's like...

No, it's my sister.

No, it's not a party, is it?

No, it's not a party, it's just two guests at the same time.

No, it's not because of that, okay?

No, it's not rubbish.

No, it's not. It's nothing. I'm Switzerland.

No, it's..

No, it's... How...

No, it's... It's rubbish.

No, Josh, Josh, no, I don't trust you with it.

No, Joshy, please, please, let me come home, please!

No, just don't.

No, just enough to buy ink to print my resume.

No, let's not go to the bloody waterfall then.

No, look, see, a psychiatrist I saw early on

No, man, that's... That's fucked.

No, mate... Idea, right?

No, Mexican pizzas are stupid.

No, mine was lovely.

No, Mom. We don't have time.

No, mum, I'm not the problem today, okay?

No, Niamh, you don't need to make him breakfast.

No, no interrupting. Please join us.

No, no, I don't have a girlfriend. Definitely don't have a girlfriend.

No, no, I don't have time for monkeys.

No, no, I don't like that at all.

No, no, I don't wanna take your elder flower gin spritzer.

No, no, I need coins to buy delicious chocolate.

No, no, I quite like the zoo.

No, no, I was pretty close.

No, no, I will not relax. I will not relax.

No, no, it's in the water.

No, no, Josh, no.

No, no, Mae, Mae, no, best not.

No, no, no, come tonight, for dinner.

No, no, no, I... I eat all kinds of strange things now.

No, no, no, no, don't go, no, no, don't go, please.

No, no, no, no, no, don't take me back,

No, no, no, no, you've done quite enough.

No, no, no, pick her up. Pick her up.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Not with money.

No, no, no...

No, no, sorry, my friends are trying to dress John like a girl.

No, no, they're just letting you out of ICU, they're not...

No, no, wait, no!

No, not at you. At the universe.

No, not like that

No, not Playboy,

No, not... Not those, like, specific words.

No, Patrick. No, we do not have a lighter.

No, she never got the text.

No, she wouldn't understand mental illness,

No, she's not gonna understand why you don't love her.

No, sorry, sorry, sorry.

No, take it all off.

No, that is the saddest story I've ever heard.

No, that...

No, that's fine.

No, that's irrational.

No, that's not true, is it?

No, the tiara is for Grace.

No, there isn't.

No, there's no spiders in here.

No, Tom, it doesn't make any sense.

No, Tom, you can't come

No, Tom, you don't have phone privileges today.

No, Tom, you know I don't do that, okay?

No, we can't, okay?

No, we'll take you.

No, we're not going about Patrick.

No, we're not going to the beach.

No, why are you dressed...

No, why would you call me "man"?

No, you can't. You can't come to the zoo.

No, you don't need to. There's meant to be a tank around here.

No, you go. We'll catch you later.

No, you know she's in love with you

No, you owe the plumber

No!

No! Come on, Josh,

No! It wasn't always gonna be you.

No! Just... No ambulance.

No?

No.

No. Do you realize how long it is since I've masturb...

No. Gosh, you've really kept your hopes up.

No. I think I'd be too considerate of their feelings.

No. I was never touched.

No. I'm just not gonna talk about it.

No. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought it up.

No. No safe dates. Hardcore dates.

No. No, I don't.

No. No, I'm not telling you.

No. No.

No. No. Nothing.

No. Not... I'm not, like... Not at your level.

No. Okay, what's wrong with her?

No. Something is wrong.

No. That's a teenager.

No. There's nothing you can say about him

No. This is different.

No. What I'm saying,

No..

No...

No... I mean, I did hit him with a car.

No... no worries.

No... No, no!

No... no.

No... Yes, you have to drink them.

Nobody can find the camera or the drill. I mean, how do you lose a drill?

Nobody cares about you. Just stop doing that.

Nobody gets to be a poet.

Nobody likes you.

Nobody's taking any notice of you.

Nope. Don't want to.

North Korea, I don't know.

Not a baby.

Not a good call. Absolutely right.

Not a wrapped one!

Not all Christians believe that

Not being able to have sex with me

Not for me.

Not just 'cause of the boy, OK.

Not leaving because of boy trouble?

Not like that.

Not listening.

Not one dollar.

Not really.

Not talking to other people.

Not that we were really together but, well, you know.

Not that...

Not tonight.

Nothing, it's nothing.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Now ish.

Now Josh I've had a makeover and there's just new beginnings.

Now place the first raisin into your mouth.

Now that she won't be getting her face fucked off.

Now you don't have to go on a date

Now, bring the raisins up to your nose,

Now, holding the raisins next to your ears.

Now, I think now is the time to eat the ham.

Now, if the public hospital thinks

Now, is that odd to you, is that odd?

Now, this project that I was working on...

Nup, I couldn't look past the bandana.

Nup, I think the darkness was my friend.

Observe them, one at a time.

Odd choice.

Of all of his brothers and sisters.

Of becoming my wife, Mae?

Of course I bloody do, come on.

Of course you mind, okay? You're picky about food.

Of course, Joshy.

Of course, yeah.

Of course.

Of course. Okay.

Of our hearts.

Oh God

Oh God, it smells.

Oh God, no, Patrick!

Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.

Oh God.

Oh my God, no, I do not want that, I swear.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. I thought she was 12.

Oh no, no, no, no.

Oh no.

Oh wow, no, not at all.

Oh yeah.

Oh, Alan.

Oh, babe. No, you're good enough.

Oh, can I?

Oh, come on, it probably wasn't you.

Oh, cool.

Oh, could you get a camera while you're there?

Oh, do you really want a list?

Oh, don't be, I, um...

Oh, don't swear, Josh.

Oh, don't worry, I'll give it... yoo hoo!

Oh, fine. Fuck.

Oh, fuck that, jump in.

Oh, God, no,

Oh, God, so much self loathing.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, good for you, yeah.

Oh, good on you. This looks really good, Josh.

Oh, gosh, no.

Oh, Gracie, I'm sorry.

Oh, Gracie, oh, Gracie.

Oh, Gracie.

Oh, Hannah. Oh, gosh.

Oh, hey. Babe.

Oh, how nice of you to come out to support your son.

Oh, I can't.

Oh, I didn't realize.

Oh, I didn't...

Oh, I don't think that went very well.

Oh, I have got to go to the loo, I'm gonna piss my pants.

Oh, I think I hit a possum!

Oh, I... I get on! I get on with my life. I have a life.

Oh, I'm a vegetarian and I have an anxiety...

Oh, I'm sorry, baby. That is my fee.

Oh, I'm sorry, Josh.

Oh, it's my dad.

Oh, Josh.

Oh, love is in the air.

Oh, love you, OK?

Oh, my boots.

Oh, my dance class was canceled.

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God, Patrick, when we were in the shower,

Oh, my God, you fucking suck, you pussy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Niamh, I have to say, I admire your perseverance.

Oh, no thanks.

Oh, no, it's not that, I just...

Oh, no, no, I have got something to say.

Oh, no, no, no, no, don't, just don't,

Oh, no, no, no, that... that sounds thoroughly decent.

Oh, no, no, no, that's alright.

Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. I've got a surprise. Hang on.

Oh, no.

Oh, nonsense. Did you bring my car?

Oh, okay.

Oh, right. Boyfriends?

Oh, Rose, that reminds me.

Oh, rubbish. She is your sister.

Oh, she's so cute.

Oh, shit, sorry.

Oh, shit.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, terrific, hello!

Oh, terrific!

Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank heavens.

Oh, that's a bad thing for you?

Oh, that's pretty deep, isn't it?

Oh, that's right.

Oh, uh, okay.

Oh, uh, we do. Don't we, Hannah?

Oh, we're using that bag?

Oh, well, how long have you known each other?

Oh, well, that's a shame.

Oh, well, your opinion doesn't really mean that much to me, but...

Oh, what does that involve?

Oh, why did I look?

Oh, wow, I mean, you really have quite a list of things to talk about.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wowser! That is disgusting, isn't it?

Oh, yeah, I love unlikely animal friends.

Oh, yeah, me too.

Oh, yeah, the mental choir.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I've called him Velvet 'cause he's so soft.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah...

Oh, you are grumpy today.

Oh, you love her. Patrick's gonna marry this girl.

Oh, you've... you're having a party.

Oh!

Oh! Yes, look, um...

Oh.

Oh. No. No.

Oh...

Oh... hi?

Oh... Mae, can you give me a hand?

Ohh, hey, Arnold.

Ohh! What?

Oi!

Oi?

OK,

OK, guys, I think maybe it's time for everyone to go, yeah?

OK, I'm gonna make some tea. Do you guys want some tea?

OK, we're gonna go to my room.

OK, yeah.

OK, you obviously don't want to talk about it.

OK.

Okay

Okay, but do you not see me as like a person

Okay, bye bye, lovey.

Okay, bye, bye.

Okay, bye!

Okay, bye.

Okay, bye. Yeah.

Okay, cool.

Okay, Dad, I'm gonna need money to get in.

Okay, do you need help?

Okay, fine, I'll come in and scare the snake.

Okay, fine, let's go to the bloody zoo.

Okay, fine, you can kiss a high school student.

Okay, fine.

Okay, Gavin, you were a loving mammal

Okay, good, you have opinions on opinions

Okay, guys, Arnold's here.

Okay, I know this sounds bad,

Okay, I promise you, I'm just not paying

Okay, I understand.

Okay, I'll call you back.

Okay, I'll...

Okay, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.

Okay, I'm going to run it over again with my car.

Okay, it just makes me feel good.

Okay, it sort of just ran out.

Okay, it was meant for somebody else.

Okay, it's okay.

Okay, just... just text me where.

Okay, let's do it.

Okay, let's not bicker about caviar.

Okay, let's... let's do this.

Okay, like, this is a lot, isn't it?

Okay, my housemate and friend, Patrick.

Okay, obviously, this is bad,

Okay, okay.

Okay, pick up or delivery?

Okay, so I'm... so what are you guys,

Okay, so like I said, they align your energy.

Okay, so.

Okay, thank you.

Okay, thanks, bye.

Okay, that's gonna be my dad, and I don't want to look

Okay, that's it, we're done.

Okay, Tom, you can have some pizza.

Okay, um, do we need to reschedule our date?

Okay, um, what if, like,

Okay, we have to follow him.

Okay, well, have fun today, lovey.

Okay, well, I don't have time to indulge you

Okay, well, I have to go.

Okay, well, we can just play video games.

Okay, what are you... keep going.

Okay, what's wrong with this bag?

Okay, when I was a scout, they told us that snakes are,

Okay, will Grace be safe with the patients?

Okay, yeah, fine.

Okay, yeah, I guess that's...

Okay, yeah, well, what I meant was

Okay, yeah, you come up.

Okay, yeah.

Okay, yeah. Gosh.

Okay, you know that coming here is bad, right?

Okay, zoo time. Let's do it.

Okay?

Okay? So, Mother, what's your opinion on "Australian Idol"?

Okay.

Okay. Come!

Okay. Good luck.

Okay. I'll keep any eye out.

Okay. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?

Okay. I'm gonna go.

Okay. I'm sorry.

Okay. In the first two seasons but then they became, like, sickly nice.

Okay. Is she gonna tell me about, like,

Okay. Okay.

Okay. See you.

Okay. So it's like 90 years old.

Okay. Um...

Okay. Well, let's play a game

Okay. Well, we only had him for,

Okay. What's up?

Okay. Yeah, that's a point.

Okay... and Tom, I just need you

On Monday?

On Monday.

On my nose, so...

On my, like, pens, books, my school bag.

On the side of the toilet bowl I'll pee it off, you know?

Once he tried to put it in a toilet roll

Once when I was 19, I wrote a suicide note

Once when I was a teenager, I talked myself

One day with Josh, and you're checking yourself

One of them was gay, the other one is you.

One, two

One, two, three, four.

One...

Ooh

Ooh, is that for me?

Ooh, sorry.

Ooh, who are you?!

Ooh!

Oohh.

Oopsie daisy.

Or a wombat or nothing

Or bake or...

Or Dad's genes and you picked him.

Or do you want me to just reinforce that you're an okay guy?

Or I'll let you straighten my hair again.

Or phone chargers, or cords at all,

Or talk to me right now,

Or that shirt. Do you remember that shirt you made and then you wore it.

Or they're gonna break somebody else's heart.

Or they're gonna get gonorrhoea and they're scared of love

Otherwise you wouldn't ever learn anything.

Otherwise, Joshua will never find love.

Ouch.

Out for dinner with the little money he had in the world.

Out here?

Out of the washing machine, and now they smell weird.

Over here.

Oy, snake!

Panicked.

Pardon?

Passionfruit,

Patrick bought it for me.

Patrick bought it.

Patrick broke up with me, right?

Patrick moved out yesterday.

Patrick will want to come.

Patrick, don't you... That's my frog costume.

Patrick, Patrick!

Patrick, where do you live?

Patrick!

Patrick! Patrick!

Patrick?

Patrick? Patrick?

Patrick.

Patrick. Where are your friends?

Patrol's half way there!

Peanuts, it's ludicrous.

Peer pressured into doing drugs by my mum.

People always say you should listen to your inner child.

People from the hospital.

Piss yourself?

Pizza, Pizzas.

Places that used to rent out DVDs.

Playboy bunny?

Please can you just tell her, okay? She's going to find out eventually.

Please don't touch me.

Please just don't mention to my psychiatrist that

Please stop touching me.

Please, Josh, just go.

Please, just be...

Please, Tom...

Plus I tried to have sex with a watermelon.

Plus, there isn't a fuckin' one.

Poor form on the boys, mate.

Pork shoulder.

Pretend like you don't know she exists

Pretty fucked, right?

Pretty gay.

Prime number.

Probably best to just leave it.

Probably something very teen angsty.

Probably spiders in here.

Pumpkin, maybe peaches, babe.

Put 'em back, please.

Put him down!

Put it out of its misery.

Put my problems into perspective.

Putting your penis anywhere when you're a teenager is fun.

Quite selfless of you.

Rabbit's dead.

Rabbits are mammals.

Rather than dwell on his death.

Rather than the way you died.

Really funny, but it's not funny anymore.

Really happy, and that if you behave yourself

Really likes butterflies.

Really sorry.

Really stiff?

Really?

Reasonable choices. Yeah, like,

Remember when you told him to fuck off?

Rescue your ex boyfriend!

Right

Right, look away.

Right, so she couldn't have eaten a crayon.

Right, well, let's pack it up so Jenny doesn't have to, I guess.

Right? I guess, and things got dull

Right.

Right. Arnold.

Right. How was that?

Roger, he didn't like that, so he broke up with me

Roll them between your thumb and your forefinger.

Roos are unpredictable.

Roos? Yeah, yeah.

Rose is a patient there.

Rose, I don't understand why you're getting so upset.

Rose, Stuart.

Rose!

Rose. Hannah. I'm gonna do it, I've decided.

Rose... Listen to me.

Roses have got it all.

Salmon.

Say a few words.

Say, "Hi, Grace."

Scared that cake will make them fat and they're scared of gluten

Scent, beauty, velvety texture,

See ya, Hannah.

See ya, Tom.

See ya.

See ya. Bye.

See you guys.

See you, Hannah.

See you, Hannah. Thanks.

See you, hot stuff.

See you. Bye.

See, I always told you to tidy your room and you never did.

See, it's nice.

Seem that magical.

Self service checkout?

Sending.

Seriously, do whatever you want.

Seriously, I will kill you, Josh, to death!

Set by Hollywood."

Seven, seven inches.

Seven.

Seven...

Sex is meant to make people feel, like,

Shaniqua. What?

She definitely just feels sad.

She didn't have time to wait for me to sort myself out

She didn't seem as impressed as I was hoping.

She didn't want to tell me because she knew I'd stop her.

She does cute, unexpected little things.

She doesn't have any friends or hobbies or purpose

She doesn't know?

She doesn't like me.

She doesn't look like my sister.

She doesn't need to know I'm here.

She give them back?

She had an asthma attack,

She is his girlfriend.

She is tiny, and she doesn't do any things.

She just asks me silly questions,

She just dialed. Anyway...

She kept telling me I was evil.

She killed herself.

She knows her own mind,

She left me a note.

She looks 12. I thought she was your niece.

She looks so like Josh, don't you think?

She loves you. 'I love you, Josh.'

She makes me feel good.

She planned it.

She sent me a picture,

She sucked my nipple. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm her mum.

She thinks we have some kind of bond.

She wants to have a funeral.

She wants you to come visit anyway.

She won't go.

She'd make babies. That's impressive.

She's 18, though.

She's 18.

She's 18. I'm sorry.

She's a bitch.

She's a real bitch but, you know,

She's going back there for nothing.

She's in her room, I guess.

She's in high school.

She's kind of nice looking and also desperate for attention

She's lying.

She's making a face that says,

She's nervous about you,

She's not coming.

She's only ever dated two guys, right?

She's sexy

She's smart, she's funny,

She's very weird about it.

Shhh.

Shit eyes massively shit eyes.

Shit for Grace, though. Is that a problem?

Shit hiding spot.

Shit nose.

Shit, I'm sorry.

Shit, I'm... I'm here for the party.

Shit, okay.

Shit.

Shit. Okay

Shooting Nazi zombies

Shots?

Should I come now?

Should I talk now?

Show me.

Shut the fuck up!

Shut up!

Shut up.

Since we broke up has been me just treading water

Six...

Six... Six is...

Smoking in front of that baby seems very crass though, doesn't it?

Smooth.

Snake, get outta here, snake!

Snake, snake!

So are you allowed to leave?

So are you going to babysit?

So bored.

So do you want to be friends now?

So here we are.

So how did they pass?

So I built a fort to get vengeance

So I can afford to do things like print documents.

So I can send it to you.

So I got a Reiki massage and I just feel incredible now.

So I hated myself so much

So I have to come home for a bit.

So I just wanted to come round and tell everybody.

So I thought I'd come over and help you with the ham?

So I told him about Mickey.

So I was just calling to make sure you did that.

So I was talking to this guy and he was attractive

So I'm gonna go home and cry alone.

So if you run into any pimps,

So it's not very big news, is it, really?

So just move on. Boom. Cured.

So let's all begin by looking at these two raisins.

So much empathy, Josh.

So much more than I can give you,

So old.

So serious.

So sorry.

So that if you keep shaking it like that,

So that sounds like a fun thing.

So that we can focus on the important things

So that we could be friends again.

So that you can, according to this, "Fuck my face off?"

So that's cool.

So we can come out and not get drunk.

So we give the car to Josh and we can take his.

So we're gonna start our descent

So what are we talking about?

So what did you do today?

So what have you been up to?

So when are you going to tell your parents you're gay?

So when do I start feeling high?

So where are you two boys going on your date?

So why are you actually here?

So why don't you?

So you ate the last of Patrick's affection?

So you can't get out of the car, okay?

So you can't leave because you've got nowhere to go.

So you can't like do anything

So you don't want a chocolate?

So you have to be...

So you met Arnold's psychiatrist

So you never have opinions on anything.

So you still want to go on our date tonight?

So you'll probably still get to hang out.

So you're okay, you know what to expect?

So you've forgotten about Patrick then?

So you've just got it on file in case of emergency.

So, here we are, in a creek.

So, so, so proud.

So, sorry for wasting all of your ink.

So, we won, and it was all over the newspapers.

So?

Solid point.

Some of the guests in towels.

Someone should go get her.

Sometimes I think I would be happiest

Sometimes when I get home, I feel quite lost.

Sorry I'm late. We're here...

Sorry, Arnold!

Sorry, just...

Sorry, man, I'm just...

Sorry, okay? I didn't know.

Sorry, the beans.

Sorry, things were out of control,

Sorry, what was that? You don't mind?

Sorry, you know, I just don't want you going off

Sorry, you're covered in piss.

Sorry.

Spoon on your nose.

Stay here. Just wait... Just stay right here.

Steve, yeah, cool

Stewart. Shh.

Still feeling sad.

Still sad?

Still, you're always questioning things

Stop it.

Stop it. Use your muscles

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop...

Stuart, this is Rose.

Stuart?

Stuart.

Such a gentleman.

Suddenly, she has opinions. Lots of opinions.

Sugar spikes...

Sun was shining, you know, like, flowers were doing,

Supermarket?

Sure it wasn't just your personality?

Sure, I can do that

Sure.

Sure. Just don't do it again, right?

Sure. Oh.

Sustainable forestry.

Sweetheart? We're off.

Take care of yourself. Ginger."

Take off your glasses.

Take your clothes off.

Take your shirt off, you'll have something in common.

Tell her what you did last night.

Tell him to come early for dinner.

Tell me, what else do you feel guilty about?

Ten...

Tertiary educated psychiatrist,

Th th thank you.

Than 90 is to "thousands."

Than to convince them I'm okay.

Thank you, Alan.

Thank you, Claire. I'm looking forward

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you. No worries. You're welcome,

Thanks for taking us to the zoo, Alan.

Thanks, Dad.

Thanks, Jules

Thanks, man.

Thanks, Mum.

Thanks, thanks, Claire.

Thanks.

That appears to be what is happening.

That does not look like it's working.

That does not make sense.

That does not sound like a good way to get popular.

That doesn't rely on baby animals

That girl who's been leaving fucking selfies

That God sent AIDS to kill gays.

That he hates the idea of having sex with me.

That he might freak out.

That he's wearing it even though he isn't undergoing chemotherapy?

That I was gonna let it go, you know.

That I'm now part of the same group

That I'm too fragile for casual sex.

That is fucking crazy.

That is good.

That is great news, okay,

That is small.

That is the most terrifying combination of places I could imagine.

That is... Hey, but that's alright. I'm disgusting too.

That is... that is awful.

That it's just not horrible.

That just sounds incredible.

That makes me, like, a good guy, right?

That one's a fat mole.

That perhaps I'll start crying at the panda exhibit

That really surprised me.

That seems crass, doesn't it, Tom?

That she owned.

That that'll change your brain.

That the alpha males eat babies to eliminate competition.

That the Chinese were starting...

That was a weird choice.

That was an angry day for me.

That was quick.

That was sudden, wasn't it?

That was warranted.

That was your fault, Josh. Pregnancy buggers your bladder.

That wasn't sad at all.

That watching kids laugh at a monkey jerking off

That won't just compound the humiliation.

That would make her poo purple.

That you couldn't fit it into a toilet roll?

That you wouldn't mind if I slept with other people?

That you're doing them because you're ill

That your sex makes her feel sad?

That...

That... That's...

That... Yes!

That'd make me feel uncomfortable.

That's a creepy thing to tell my friend.

That's a good life lesson, yeah.

That's all right.

That's beautiful.

That's brilliant.

That's correct.

That's done, mate.

That's embarrassing, I love it.

That's every single one of your friends, Tom.

That's fucking awesome.

That's gonna happen.

That's good.

That's gross.

That's her professional psychiatrist evaluation

That's it, well done.

That's it?

That's my brother, man, that is so not cool.

That's normal.

That's not a bird.

That's not a word you're allowed to say.

That's not her thing.

That's not my choice, that's your choice.

That's not what you want from genitals. You want them to be, like, soft and safe

That's not you.

That's one of the benefits of being divorced.

That's pretty good.

That's quite nice, it's firm.

That's really sad.

That's really sweet of you to keep that from me.

That's sort of unfeeling.

That's the massage where they don't touch you?

That's the stupidest middle class stereotype ever heard.

That's very forward of you.

That's what got you in there in the first place.

That's what he said, but we never even had sex.

That's what... I want to look fun. I want to look like a fun, nice guy.

That's your brother?

That's... That's creepy.

That's... That's fine.

That's... That's my weekend.

That's... that's what that is.

The bathroom's a mess.

The cup?

The dustbins are making me fucking furious.

The good Lord knows it.

The judges are too mean.

The man just said. There's no way.

The motherfucking ham!

The one we bought for Josh's graduation.

The same way you wouldn't get angry

The show's about to start.

The third time, you tried to kill yourself,

The three of us are going to have a safe date

The whole point of me coming here

The world's gone completely mad.

Then I get angry then, which I know is harsh

Then I got angry.

Then I realized actually every choice I've made

Then she wouldn't have got into this mess.

Then that's not okay, is it?

Then the mum eats the baby?

Then you can go to the zoo.

Then you can show him how good you've got at sex.

Then you will get to see him again.

Then you're never gonna get better.

There are bad things happening.

There are no issues for us to sort out.

There has to be someone, okay?

There is no chance he got good at sex.

There was a peanut M&M in the back.

There was a tiger breastfeeding piglets before... That was pretty awesome.

There was, like, a day where we didn't know

There we go.

There, there.

There's a big hill coming

There's a meerkat up close encounter

There's a side walk we can do today to a waterfall.

There's a snake, Joshie, there's a snake.

There's a tap over there.

There's been times where,

There's just like billions of people that'll touch you for zero dollars.

There's just so many different types

There's just so many rules, Arnold. There are so many rules.

There's just so much vegetarian food coming.

There's no smoke getting in.

There's only five days of quiet space, okay?

There's something I want to tell you

There's too many opinions these days, Josh.

These are very good caramel...

They are taking you out of here today.

They assured me you would be fine

They could've been best mates who got along so well.

They don't actually paint, do they?

They don't have to be good.

They don't kill the mentals.

They don't own bunnies, okay?

They don't... They don't know?

They get excited because the monkeys look like people.

They got AIDS in the '80s, you know?

They haven't been about me at all, have they?

They just bring you meat, meat, meat, meat, meat,

They just like... there's no menus.

They just... They...

They spoke about it

They still profit from lemonade.

They think it's maybe hereditary.

They told me last week that I could leave.

They used to pelt 5 cent pieces at me

They weren't clean.

They won't let us have a hair dryer in here.

They won't let us take the baby up.

They would buy me a helium balloon,

They're all farmers.

They're all spiky, they feel gross.

They're gonna be happy.

They're incredible.

They're scared that people might think they're a slut

They're sending you to the other beds,

Think he saw George Michael and was, like,

Think that Asians are magic

Third base is oral, I think.

This guy said I wasn't nice, right?

This has been good, right?

This is a drawing of you as a woman.

This is a private hospital, so we can't make you stay here,

This is Arnold.

This is Gavin.

This is Jenny. Hey.

This is Marilyn, she's my psychiatrist.

This is my mum here and my dad.

This is my weekend event.

This is Niamh. Has Tom told you about me?

This is nice, isn't it?

This is so weird.

This is the hospital where your mum's at?

This is weird. Suddenly I realized this is very weird for me

This is... this is a premium product.

This is... this is my weekend.

This Monday?

This really is fun, Josh.

Thomas thinks he has a big penis.

Thomas, you should marry her.

Thomas?

Those polar bears have got no chance, the poor things

Thought it was what I was supposed to do.

Three bucks, 50... that's how much

Three...

To a real meerkat, that would cheer me up.

To all of the drugs.

To be honest about this type of stuff.

To call you from your mom's phone.

To describe him like that?

To draw prison tats.

To everybody that you met.

To Fat Harry but not as fun.

To find out that Tom wasn't locked in his room.

To get my attention but also I promise my anger

To give you a lift to the station?

To have a shower too, okay, sweetheart?

To have, like, a good... a good time

To hear about my dungeon fantasies from her.

To help or anything?

To her message, aren't you?

To make a group.

To move this... Ah, stop grunting.

To my skeletal system.

To pretend like that was insulting,

To print the document to get me a job

To spend time alone with Arnold.

To stay in a public hospital.

To stop it, but I just don't.

To telling you all my secrets.

To think about what you've done.

To want to kill yourself for an afternoon?

To why you're in a...

Tom ate all my macaroni and cheese,

Tom did it.

Tom had quite a night.

Tom has been seeing a girl. A child girl.

Tom is listening to his sad music

Tom was just talking about his rubbish penis.

Tom was just telling us about his massive penis.

Tom wishes he was a communist.

Tom, are you hungry?

Tom, by the way, yesterday you left your phone in the living room,

Tom, can you write me a cover letter?

Tom, come on, please.

Tom, did you eat all my truffle macaroni and cheese?

Tom, do you want to go to a mental choir?

Tom, I get you're hurt, okay,

Tom, I know.

Tom, I'm not coming over to have sex with you.

Tom, if you never fall in love, then I'll be your deepest relationship.

Tom, it just doesn't matter, okay?

Tom, it was false alarm.

Tom, that doesn't mean she's mature.

Tom, that is a very detailed sketch.

Tom, that is bleak, even for you.

Tom, that isn't enough.

Tom, they only kiss you because you look achievable.

Tom, we're never having sex again.

Tom, what could the irony in a bandana be?

Tom, you can't be my "the one".

Tom, you didn't have to get in the backseat.

Tom, you're always trying to let me know you have a big penis.

Tom, you're gonna be in there forever.

Tom, you're in a dark place. You're in a dark, dark place.

Tom, you're not even that funny.

Tom!

Tom?

Tom.

Tom. He rolled it for me too.

Tom. Not great.

Tom... Hey, buddy.

Tom... I didn't know you were coming.

Tom's gonna kiss Jenny.

Tonight, I can't. I'm busy.

Tonight, yeah, that's... soon.

Tonight? What about tonight?

Too much telling him that he smells horrible.

Too much, yeah?

Try not to be the donkey to my Shrek, yeah?

Try real hard.

Trying to figure out why I'm not better at life.

Tuna?

Turbulent, vague, flustered.

Turn my music back on.

Twelve...

Twenty.

Two buddies having a nap.

Two...

Ugh, only if you help me with my bird

Uh, 10 year old me just wanted to sit in the dark

Uh, 11:30?

Uh, Arnold, I couldn't fit my body wash in.

Uh, got some news, Rose.

Uh, haven't decided.

Uh, hey, Patrick.

Uh, I have some issues with my dad.

Uh, I... I need you to come on a date with me and Arnold.

Uh, it's oral?

Uh, maybe in, like, an hour?

Uh, not now.

Uh, personable?

Uh, therapy choir. They're kind of sensitive.

Uh, this is my mum.

Uh, uh, see you.

Uh, vivacious?

Uh, what do you want to do?

Uh... Oh, sorry.

Um, are you going to tell Marilyn on me?

Um, I thought we would go to this place that's like...

Um, I was just wondering how much it costs?

Um, kind of, sort of.

Um, not really.

Um, okay.

Um, Patrick's naked

Um, yeah, yeah.

Um, your mom wants you to come early for dinner.

Um...

Um... Charming?

Um... Oh, my God.

Um... uh...

Um... will you do me the honor

Unless it's about birds, I'm not interested.

Unlikeable or mean or unfunny but not my sex.

Unlovable.

Until she gets home so we can be together

Until she said we weren't.

Until you pay it off. It's perfect

Very complicated boots.

Very interested with boys, very interested.

Very, very talented, Tom.

Vodka.

Wait, did you...

Wait. We've only seen half the zoo.

Wanna come and pick it up, Alan.

Wanna give some to John?

Was he?

Was to get your massive car so I could fit all the people.

Washed their feet.

Washing feet?

Watch you kill yourself over two weeks

Watching the people die really helps

We all hang out, all bipolar and the depressed people.

We are not angry, Josh...

We can leave it in there for longer

We can move you into Patrick's room.

We can still hang out. I'm still available,

We could have something to do.

We did a prank earlier, and it was gonna be

We didn't do the whole thing?

We don't need a fridge with Internet, do we?

We don't need more money.

We don't need such a big car, Alan.

We don't need to spend any more time together

We don't think you're disgusting, do we?

We don't want to miss the elephants painting.

We got a bit carried away and it was fun.

We had fun, it's important... that's important sometimes

We had pavlova last night and then there's cake every night,

We have rations.

We just sat around.

We just started her on solid, Josh,

We just started seeing each other.

We like all the same things.

We met at Josh's cart and the zoo.

We need you. Jeez.

We saw you in "Mindfulness."

We separate into illness.

We should do something to celebrate.

We should head off soon.

We shouldn't have left her.

We were cute.

We weren't a bad couple.

We weren't really boyfriends.

We won't be angry!

We'd be great together.

We'll just throw them out.

We'll miss the elephants painting.

We're both wrong.

We're going to have a good night.

We're gonna make such good parents.

We're just friends.

We're just hanging out.

We're just talking about penis size.

We're just...

We're not being boyfriends.

We're not doing anything, Tom.

We're not getting anything out of this.

We're playing hide and seek.

We're playing.

We're still best friends, though, right?

We're talking about Ginger, yeah? I knew this would happen. I am prepared

We've been talking it over. I am gonna help you out.

Weird chest hair.

Weird day.

Well argued.

Well, as long as you bring me coins.

Well, did you enjoy having sex with girls?

Well, doesn't that make you bisexual then?

Well, don't you have Mom's car?

Well, gays don't go to heaven,

Well, go to the zoo.

Well, how am I gonna get back?

Well, I don't believe in God, but,

Well, I don't want to touch 'em but I'll come.

Well, I dunno.

Well, I guess that's...

Well, I really hope we don't become communists now,

Well, I thought I'd come by and suck you off

Well, I was hungry. I didn't realize it was special macaroni and cheese.

Well, I'll see you later.

Well, I'm not sure if I'm ready to leave.

Well, I'm sorry, Tom.

Well, I'm sure this is a very positive day for you, Rose.

Well, I've had better.

Well, if I miss the elephants painting,

Well, if you feel the same way about gin and spritz,

Well, it doesn't matter what your dad thinks

Well, it's hard to imagine you having sex.

Well, it's just that I've never understood.

Well, just a bit sad about Gavin, that's all.

Well, maybe the note will tell you

Well, Niamh will be feeling let down

Well, not of me, okay? Of Arnold.

Well, obviously not all of them.

Well, of course you do.

Well, of course, you can do what you want.

Well, okay, so it's an ancient healing ritual from Japan.

Well, once I had to apologize but that was..

Well, thank you, but I'm not worried about being fat,

Well, that guy sounds like an idiot.

Well, that made me really like you.

Well, that would just be annoying 'cause I would want to concentrate so...

Well, that's a shame because

Well, that's an adorable breakfast.

Well, that's pretty sweet.

Well, that's sweet.

Well, that's why capitalism works.

Well, the other day, a Christian politician said

Well, then maybe we should get a delicious Mexican pizza

Well, they always put so much ice in it.

Well, Tom, of course you liked me.

Well, we could just, like, wait.

Well, we weren't really together but he ended it

Well, what changed?

Well, what do I do?

Well, what do you want to do?

Well, what else am I supposed to do in here?

Well, what is it?

Well, what's Patrick doing?

Well, why don't you just ask your dad?

Well, yeah, it's fun.

Well, you have nowhere else to be.

Well, you know I'm not looking for a relationship at the moment.

Well, you look great.

Well, you'll have to plug the internet back in

Well, you've already got a baby,

Well?

Well.

Well...

Well... Ha! You know, we talk about Oprah.

Were you ever touched?

Weren't very good.

Wha... You did what?

What a dick possum.

What a good little girl.

What a little bitch.

What a nice celebration for his first day.

What a prick! Patrick!

What a tease.

What about thickness?

What about you?

What about...

What am I gonna do?

What am I meant to do?

What are we gonna do?

What are we... What do we do?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you eating?

What are you getting?

What are you gonna say?

What are you looking at?

What are you making?

What are you reading?

What can I do to fix this?

What did you do to him?

What did you do?

What did you say to Tom about it?

What did you want to tell us?

What did your note say?

What do I do now?

What do I... What do I do?

What do the communists do with mentals?

What do we do with him?

What do you guys think about this shirt and this jacket together?

What do you mean, accident?

What do you mean, how he lived?

What do you mean, she's not coming?

What do you mean, they won't let us take the baby up?

What do you reckon it'll say?

What do you think about hot air balloons?

What do you think she's gonna do to Grace?

What do you think the 10 year old you

What do you want to eat?

What do you want to talk about?

What do you want?

What do your parents think you're doing right now?

What does he look like?

What exactly is your plan to help me breastfeed, Alan?

What friends? Who are these friends?

What gang, by the way? I don't have a gang.

What happened in the supermarket?

What happened?

What happens if there's no profits?

What has he done?

What have I interrupted?

What if there are no profits?

What is barbecue sauce?

What is happening here?

What more do you want me to say?

What more is there to say about his life?

What sort of party are we having?

What stuff?

What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck? How long has Josh been there?

What time tonight?

What type?

What were you trying to do, then?

What would your cool friends talk about?

What, just leave, just like that?

What, like when you started dressing like Eminem?

What, like, three weeks.

What, no. I don't have any ink.

What, the diamond ones?

What, what is it?

What?

What? It's just eyebrow pencil, all right?

What? No, I... I... I like you.

What? Of course I'm allowed.

What? What's wrong?

What... what did they say?

What'd you do?

What's everyone's thoughts on ice cream?

What's going on here?

What's going on over here, ladies?

What's going on?

What's going through your head, Josh

What's gonna happen to the forest?

What's her name?

What's it about?

What's that about?

What's the film, Joshy?

What's the future?

What's up?

What's wrong.

When are you going to tell your cheeks to stop being fat?

When did you even take the picture?

When did you shave your head?

When do you think people are gonna want to eat?

When he was a kid when he had a cold.

When I feel bad about where I am in life,

When I learn that pandas are going extinct

When I was 10, my friends were Tom.

When I was a kid, I used to really like butterflies.

When I was a kid, sometimes my parents,

When Peg died, it was the first time

When she needs someone to buy her alcohol,

When someone passes

When you feel self conscious, that's all.

When you go around telling people that He doesn't exist.

When you're resting your face?

When, according to this professional

When... When did it happen?

When... when were you thinking?

Where are we going?

Where are you going?

Where are you gonna do that?

Where did you get that?

Where do you live?

Where I ask you about something

Where is this coming from?

Where is your bathroom?

Where the person with the saddest story gets the last treat.

Where would you have gone?

Where'd you get the money for that?

Where's Ginger?

Where's that guy who's still wearing my frog onesie?

Which I thought was me, like, owning the situation but, no.

Which is third base?

While I take your pants off, OK,

While she was struggling with those weight issues.

While smoking weed?

While you play "Grand Theft Auto."

While you've been here playing Dungeons & Dragons,

While your...

Who are you?

Who does she think she is?

Who drank wine and

Who, on top of being you,

Who'd love exactly what you are.

Who's that?

Whoa, Josh, what the fuck?

Whoa!

Whoa. Come on.

Whoever has the worst losing your virginity story

Whom I hate.

Whoopsie, whoopsie, whoopsie daisy, oops!

Why all the sneaking around?

Why am I the bad guy? Why am I always the bad guy?

Why an adult would pay someone money to lay naked in a room

Why are we here?

Why are you doing this?

Why are you doing this? Just... just be cool.

Why are you dressed like that?

Why are you listening to sad music?

Why are you making her come back later?

Why are you making these choices?

Why are you telling me about it?

Why are you, sitting under a table?

Why aren't you more involved with your sister?

Why can't we play a game or something?

Why can't you just leave things?

Why did I make you breakfast?

Why did you and Patrick split up?

Why did you send me a picture of your penis?

Why didn't I know about this German guy?

Why didn't you bring my puppy?

Why didn't you just ring the doorbell?

Why didn't you order any food?

Why didn't you tell me?

Why do we all suck at relationships?

Why do we bother?

Why do you always listen to sad music?

Why do you buy such a big car?

Why do you give a shit about the drill?

Why do you have an eyebrow pencil?

Why do you have to send a contract off?

Why do you need more money?

Why doesn't your mum ever come to visit you?

Why don't we play that game from the film?

Why don't you come stay in my spare room?

Why don't you go to the zoo?

Why don't you just cut out the middleman and bring me chocolate?

Why don't you just eat salmon?

Why don't you take hers?

Why have you started all of this because of a stupid camera?

Why is he doing that?

Why is it such a big deal, me asking you about a camera?

Why is that girl smiling?

Why she didn't tell you

Why so shy?

Why were they giving each other hand jobs?

Why were you trying to put your penis in a toilet roll?

Why would he tell me that?

Why would you think this is a good idea?

Why, thank you. You're looking beautiful.

Why, what's wrong with him?

Why?

Why? The lid was on tight

Why? Why?

Why?!

Why...

Will head butt the girl giraffes in the tummy

Will I be allowed pizza?

Will it come off?

Will you... Will you marry me, Mae?

With a better plan than AIDS, you know?

With a person in a psychiatric hospital.

With extra "jalapenos"?

With homemade barbecue sauce?

With somebody that's either crazy or lying to them.

With your dad,

Won't fit everyone.

Won't just compound my sadness?

Won't just make me realize how sexually repulsive I am?

Woo... Josh.

Woo... Yeah... Woo!

Worrying that I'm doing things wrong,

Worse than marrying someone you have no sexual attraction to

Would be for everybody to focus on the way you lived

Would come in and help the special needs students?

Would think about you if he could see you now?

Would think of current me.

Would you like some free therapy?

Would you like some macaroni and cheese?

Would you like to go looking up my bum for the camera?

Would you like to meet my friend, Rose?

Would you like to see the wine list.

Would you still have come tonight even if you did?

Would've been good.

Wow, this is adorable.

Wow, wow.

Wow! You look great.

Wow.

Wow. Okay. Well, I don't know.

Yeah

Yeah, 'cause Josh was shaving his pubes.

Yeah, all right, good point,

Yeah, and we didn't see a Tasmanian devil

Yeah, and we're gonna need some oysters.

Yeah, and you're the worst.

Yeah, are... are you okay?

Yeah, at the time

Yeah, babe?

Yeah, because I was very thirsty.

Yeah, bring me chocolate!

Yeah, but I didn't know that was big.

Yeah, but I'm just coming to terms with it, like,

Yeah, but Steve's brother, he can't handle that stuff.

Yeah, but you'll hate the baby.

Yeah, but, Tom, we weren't great either.

Yeah, come on.

Yeah, cool.

Yeah, do it.

Yeah, do you need a hand?

Yeah, do you need me to do anything,

Yeah, do you...

Yeah, every time I look at my sperm, it doesn't

Yeah, fine. Not weird.

Yeah, good.

Yeah, good. You shouldn't be imagining it.

Yeah, Hannah, believe in yourself,

Yeah, he can get out through the window.

Yeah, he can... He just said "It's okay."

Yeah, he scratched me.

Yeah, hi.

Yeah, I can. I'm free to go.

Yeah, I could hear it.

Yeah, I didn't... I didn't realize.

Yeah, I don't... I don't have a dungeon.

Yeah, I haven't decided.

Yeah, I know, I was given it before it was stupid, okay?

Yeah, I know, I'm up, I just said I was up!

Yeah, I know, Tom. It's... it's fine.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I like, love rabbits, they're my thing.

Yeah, I made frickin' musk sticks.

Yeah, I said, right?

Yeah, I think Josh is right.

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, I think that this is actually good.

Yeah, I want to ask her as a family.

Yeah, I was so happy. My tummy felt so nice.

Yeah, I was thinking of doing it in a hot air balloon.

Yeah, I'll see you soon.

Yeah, I'm a nice guy, right? I do nice things

Yeah, I'm addicted to sex.

Yeah, I'm better than her.

Yeah, I'm exhausted.

Yeah, I'm good.

Yeah, I'm not in this to lose, am I?

Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.

Yeah, I'm really happy... Sorry.

Yeah, I'm up

Yeah, I'm voluntary

Yeah, I'm... I have worked on my resume.

Yeah, I've wanted to do that. I would love to do that.

Yeah, it was invented in 1922.

Yeah, it's adorable.

Yeah, it's fun, right?

Yeah, it's good for that. Not so good for sunburn.

Yeah, it's just eyebrow pencil, all right?

Yeah, it's no big deal.

Yeah, it's okay.

Yeah, it's okay. It's all right.

Yeah, Jenny.

Yeah, just make them neat.

Yeah, like that.

Yeah, like, he hung out with all those blokes

Yeah, look, I'm just looking for someone who's, like,

Yeah, Mum, I don't think that's...

Yeah, no.

Yeah, of course I remember.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, okay, Dad. You've said this quite a lot.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, okay. I told her that

Yeah, okay. Yeah, I can do that.

Yeah, okay. You don't.

Yeah, once, and I promise it's not good.

Yeah, Patrick dumped me.

Yeah, Patrick. Patrick, what did you take?

Yeah, Patrick's coming.

Yeah, probably why he's so angry.

Yeah, she died.

Yeah, she left them on my bed.

Yeah, she might shiv ya.

Yeah, she's fine, let's just take Grace and go.

Yeah, so it's about energy. They put energy into your body.

Yeah, so that makes sense.

Yeah, sure. I learned it in scouts.

Yeah, that's a move.

Yeah, that's always hard.

Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah, that's good, go with that.

Yeah, that's not a new thing.

Yeah, that's where Tom thinks he belongs.

Yeah, they are, Grace.

Yeah, they're live worms

Yeah, Tom, that's like a bad thing. Like things are like meant to change.

Yeah, well, he's still alive.

Yeah, well, I didn't actually trust

Yeah, well, I need to get some groceries

Yeah, well, it's what I'm talking about

Yeah, well, this is how you were supposed

Yeah, well, we have not been to the bush, have we?

Yeah, well, why would you pay someone to not touch you?

Yeah, well, you'd make a pretty terrible poet, too.

Yeah, what a loser.

Yeah, what about a baby elephant?

Yeah, why can't you just fuck her face off right now?

Yeah, why not?

Yeah, wouldn't you have stopped her?

Yeah, yeah, I really do.

Yeah, yeah, it's okay.

Yeah, yeah, very sad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you do, actually.

Yeah, you do.

Yeah, you don't need any money in there, okay?

Yeah, you have to, otherwise, they're gonna force you

Yeah, you sound...

Yeah, you too.

Yeah, you wanna come pick 'em up?

Yeah, you're gonna have to put on your big boy pants and call Jenny.

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah? Boom. Therapy. Next problem.

Yeah? Just imagine if I had to watch you

Yeah? Short for...

Yeah.

Yeah. "Jalapenos."

Yeah. Come on.

Yeah. Dad, I promise,

Yeah. Fuck the waterfall.

Yeah. He is sure.

Yeah. I am realizing this.

Yeah. I can definitely feel it.

Yeah. I just... you're my mum.

Yeah. I thought..

Yeah. It's old so it must be... good. Oh, and it's Asian.

Yeah. No, I can't tell you how fine I was with the kiss.

Yeah. Okay, I think maybe you're nice. Why?

Yeah. Very fat.

Yeah. Wouldn't miss it.

Yeah. Yeah, they paint.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah... But don't sit there. Come here... This is my friend.

Yeah... Do you want...

Yeah... It's fine.

Yeah... no.

Yeah... okay, well, then who's your best friend, Tom?

Yeah... Yeah, come on.

Yeah... Yeah, that's pretty thick.

Yep, they're addicted to drugs.

Yep?

Yep.

Yep. We have.

Yep. Wow!

Yes, brilliant. It will not be an issue.

Yes, down!

Yes, I am.

Yes, I can.

Yes, I have pissed myself.

Yes, okay, the food's soft.

Yes, Patrick.

Yes, please, macaroni and cheese.

Yes, please.

Yes, sure.

Yes, Thomas.

Yes, yes, we're getting all very excited because Josh is going on a date.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes! Excellent idea.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. I gotta go, okay?

Yes. Insightful. It's an insightful quote.

Yesterday I was getting in trouble

Yikes.

You all right there, Hannah?

You are an okay lady

You are giving me the shits.

You are not a retard, Josh.

You are overcompensating very hard to hide your love.

You are so lame.

You are so pathetic.

You are. You're angry, look.

You are. You're annoyed.

You ate my truffle macaroni and cheese.

You bitch!

You brought my parents?

You built a fort.

You came to rescue me.

You came.

You can cut back if you want to.

You can do whatever you want with me.

You can keep playing if you like.

You can never know what to do at parties.

You can only offer worse?

You can take... I can't take a baby.

You can't break them, Josh.

You can't look, okay, or I won't be able to go.

You can't touch me.

You couldn't stay in that hospital

You dated Claire for so long.

You didn't build a butterfly sanctuary.

You didn't pick up your tails. Why didn't you pick up your tails?

You didn't use my clippers?

You didn't... Did you?

You do.

You don't have any lime or salt, so...

You don't have pretend like you didn't just run into me

You don't have to worry about me anymore.

You don't know that.

You don't own clippers.

You don't want to come look at a monkey?

You don't want to have a rest?

You don't, no, you don't.

You don't...

You done?

You feel the warmth against your face, Josh?

You go first?

You got no chance, babe.

You have a job. Why go back?

You have a sister?

You have a whole car. We can stop and get food.

You have Arnold.

You have enough money.

You have made me so proud tonight, son.

You have to get me out of here.

You have to say "jalapenos."

You having fun?

You just don't. Can we please...

You just go in your clothes. It'll clean them.

You just have a weird energy in nightclubs.

You just have to swim, you just have to swim back

You just have to swim. You just have to swim back.

You just hit the tail... Do it again!

You just need to shut the fuck up and leave me alone, okay, please?

You kicked me out because I wouldn't let you have sex with me.

You killed my rabbit.

You kind of look like Gordon Ramsay.

You know I love rabbits.

You know I think what the problem is?

You know I'm sorry about when I tried?

You know I'm, like, I'm here for you, right?

You know that I don't want to get married.

You know what, I'm really happy with it.

You know what? I may not be your girlfriend

You know why I wanted to come on this hike, don't you?

You know you need to be there before people get to work.

You know, about me, like, not playing football

You know, everyday level of crazy.

You know, I can sort of see it

You know, I think everybody

You know, I told him he was a jerk.

You know, I would like to be boyfriends.

You know, it'll be fine in a few days.

You know, just generally free, like, across the board.

You know, like I'm providing, like I'm a man.

You know, we're all... we're all disgusting.

You know? Reflect.

You know.

You know...

You like that? That's fun? The ham... the ham cock?

You made this

You may be bisexual.

You must be Rose.

You must get pretty sick of people doing weird stuff

You must have it, Rose, I don't have it.

You must remember what it said.

You must remember, right?

You need a safe date, all right?

You need to get a job.

You need to learn to close your mouth

You need to squeeze and stop it.

You need to, like, on the ground,

You never really wanted to be stopped.

You okay? Yeah?

You owe me a chocolate.

You passed out.

You probably think I'm rubbish at sex,

You said you had to be up by 5:00,

You said, 'I want to be a dad.'

You see, in here...

You seem very uncomfortable so I'm sorry.

You should be.

You should behave more like Patrick.

You should have brought her up right,

You should have listened to me when I told you

You should listen to something fun, you know, like Beyoncé.

You should've told me you were coming to visit.

You still at uni? Yeah.

You suck all the fun out.

You sure you're okay, Josh?

You talk.

You think she'll like me more if I was Spanish?

You think we should be exclusive

You told all of your friends but me.

You told Josh you had a girlfriend?

You told me not to do that.

You treat the road like a dodgem car race.

You two obviously have issues to sort out.

You want me to ask why, don't you?

You want me to take her back?

You want to hold her?

You wear glasses!

You were a cute rabbit. And I will miss you.

You were fat?

You were gonna come look for us.

You were gonna die slowly over two weeks.

You were so jealous of Jenny.

You were trying to put it in a toilet roll?

You would agree to anything to have sex with her again one last time.

You would have told Tom the answer.

You'd just have something to do,

You'll hate the baby for trapping you in,

You'll, like, scare it, it'll piss off.

You're a dirty tattletale.

You're a fuckin' baby.

You're a maniac.

You're a prick teaser.

You're a risk, they will force you to stay with them, okay?

You're allowed to bother him.

You're alright with us having sex, yeah?

You're always dropping these little penis hints.

You're bringing my ass into this?

You're doing it now?

You're fine. You're a good person.

You're funny.

You're going on a date with a mental?

You're going out tonight?

You're going to earn sitting around here on

You're gonna fight in front of the kids.

You're gonna have to let go of the frog costume, dude.

You're gonna what?!

You're incredible.

You're just going to attract moths.

You're just letting Josh win. Come on.

You're just not being outwardly friendly to the man

You're lazy, and you have no self esteem.

You're leaving us for nothing.

You're looking handsome today.

You're my best friend, You're... You're my...

You're my hero, you know that?

You're my hero.

You're my lover!

You're not a maniac, you're a dickhead.

You're not a panda.

You're not fat.

You're not my best friend.

You're not really sticking it to the man.

You're not that interested in me?

You're on speakerphone

You're reading an erotic book?

You're really stuck on this, yeah? Do you want me to get angry?

You're sending this horrible photo

You're so cool, you're so comfortable with yourself.

You're the mother of my child!

You're the one making him feel weird now, not me.

You're wearing loafers.

You're winning

You're worried about ta... Look, I saved your life today.

You're worried now because you never replied

You're... You're the guy that minds.

You've been punked.

You've had him for, like, two weeks.

You've never told me.

Your body issues are really flaring up today.

Your daughter is so beautiful. I mean...

Your face look awful, Josh.

Your first time was with Dad?

Your poo was never purple.

Your shirt is so beautiful.

Your son has graffiti our daughter.

Your son makes good tea.

Yup

Yup, I've been strong but there is...

Yup.

10 year old me would be disappointed that

10 year old you would be disappointed that

10 year old you would be just so happy with you, yeah?

11:30, that's too early.

'Cause perhaps you can just use your phone. No, thanks, Marilyn.

"Notting Hill"? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

A few weeks ago. What?

A pussy? Yeah

A solid choice, I think... No.

A while ago. It looks good.

about Grace. OK.

Ah, yeah. Yeah, we can. Is that alright?

Ahh, are we drinking? Yes, we need alcohol.

Alan thinks I stole his tools. I don't think she stole them.

Alan. Yeah, because I thought, you know...

All right! I'm trying to be supportive.

All right. Okay.

Am I your hero. Sure. Why not?

and always looking for their next hit? Yes...

And butterflies? Yeah, yeah, okay.

Anyone. Come on, Dad.

Are we done now? I have to feed her anyway.

Are you angry at me? No.

Are you coming? Yeah, of course.

Are you lying? No.

Are you okay? Josh!

Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay.

Are you okay? Yeah.

Are you okay? Yeah. No, it's fine.

Are you Rose? Yeah, hi.

Arnie. Yeah, hi.

Arnold said it's your first day

Arnold, do you need some time out? No, I can handle things, I'm okay.

Babysit. Oh, no.

Breakfast. Oh, thanks.

But He doesn't exist. Why do you bother them?

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Hola!

C'mon, I was just playing. Literally, like stuck in traffic

Can you believe how hot I look? Wow, your hair and this puppy.

Can't. Why?

Cheers. Cheers

Come in. No, I'm too scared.

Come on, Hannah. No.

Come on. Gosh no.

Come on. OK.

Comfortable. Dad, I have to...

Cool baby. Thank you.

Cool. I have other news.

Cool. Incredible, yeah.

Deal. Also my psychiatrist

Decent. Decent?

Definitely feel it. So beautiful up here.

Did you just draw this? Yes.

Did you make all this? Yeah, I made everything.

Do I? Yeah, you know the answer.

Do what? Nothing.

Do you feel up to it? Just tell me what you want, Josh.

Do you think I care about the drill? No.

Do you think they're gonna be... Shh!

Do you want a pizza, Claire? Yeah, I'd like a pizza.

Do you want a toffee? No.

Do you want me to buy you a camera? No, no, of course not.

Does she know you're gay? Yeah.

Doing a shot? Yeah!

don't take this personally... But I'm a person, Tom.

Don't touch me. Come here.

Even if you married a nice man. No, I wouldn't.

Excuse me, Alan is a good man! You would say that, Mae.

Feel the heat with your hand. Yeah, I am.

Forget I asked. Okay.

Get better. Oh, hell.

Ginger? Yeah.

God. Yeah.

Going already? Yeah, yeah.

Good day, mate. Great.

Good luck. Thank you.

Google said it was fine, OK. I dress her for you.

Great. No.

Hannah. Sorry?

Hannah's got a car. It's a very nice car.

Happy birthday... It's not my birthday, Alan.

Have a nice time. Cheers.

Hazel? Yeah, my bitch wife.

He doesn't love me. He does.

He is not going to be okay. Yeah, yeah.

He's got a solid point. What happened?

He's no good. Yeah.

He's out. Oh, no.

Here. Thank you.

Hey, Alan. Hey, Niamh.

Hey, guys. Aw, mate, look.

Hey, Josh. Hey, hello.

Hey, little lady. You want to pick her up?

Hey. Come here. Bend down. Oh, yay!

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hi, Josh.

Hey. Hmm?

Hey. You know what?

Hi, Josh, it's Dad... Hi.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. It's Dad.

Hi. Where are you?

Hospital. Oh, fuck.

How do you afford truffle? I don't. It's truffle oil.

How was work? It was good, yeah.

How? I didn't plan it.

I always wake up early. No...

I do have to go. I think it's sweeter than tomato sauce.

I don't have any swimmers. It doesn't matter.

I don't know. Do we suck?

I don't know. Yeah, you do.

I don't love him. You do.

I don't mind. No. No, what is that?

I don't. You do.

I enjoy this. God, what am I doing?

I gotta pee. I'll hold.

I have a tent. Hello.

I just don't know what I can wear. Just wear what you always wear.

I just don't think I'm cool. Fuck off!

I live in your house. No, you don't.

I need a night out, Josh, please? Yeah, of course.

I think I might. Good evening.

I think it's pretty good. Yeah.

I want whatever you want. Why can't you just tell me what you want

I was ****d, too. What?

I would be a treat. What a gift.

I... No.

I... Yeah.

I'd be a relief. Yeah, you'd be a treat!

I'll call you back later? No, it's good.

I'll find it. Yeah, it's over there.

I'll have a word to 'em... No no no, no words.

I'll message you later, okay? Yeah.

I'll see you there later. Okay.

I'll see you tonight? Okay.

I'll stay right here. Just right here.

I'm coming. What?

I'm going to find someone else to come. No, I want to come.

I'm gonna go. Oh, no.

I'm in the spa. Alone?

I'm just asking her if she's seen them. Have you seen them?

I'm just not really ready for it after Claire. Yeah.

I'm not a baby. "I'm not a baby

I'm not a baby. "I'm not a baby."

I'm not into him. Yeah, you are.

I'm okay. Yeah, well, you know

I'm still your Dad, OK. OK, yeah.

I'm very sorry. You will rue the day

I'm... I'm Rose's son. I couldn't give a shit.

If anything, I'm feeling too peaceful. No, these things happen, yeah?

In a hot air balloon. You're gonna do it?

In here? Yes, yes.

in the ocean. Oh.

is coming to see your cart today. Okay.

Is everything okay? Yeah, it's fine.

Is he coming? Yeah, he's coming.

Is she okay? Yeah.

Is that a portrait of your dog? Yeah.

Is that helpful? Yeah.

Is that marijuana? Yes, I always wanted to try it.

Is that what you want? Yes, please.

Is this for your secret? No, no, no, no.

It swam away. Okay.

It was a very expensive camera. Yeah, like in 2007.

It's a good idea. I don't have the skills.

It's a multi skilled course. I've never seen you dance.

It's amazing. Go in. Come on, come in.

It's Geoffrey. Hey, Alan.

It's Jenny. Jenny.

It's just gonna get messy again. It's a shared space.

It's not for me. You gotta trim your pubes, man.

It's not possible. Oh, that's nonsense.

It's not that surprising. Oh, fuck off!

It's up to you. No, I don't mind.

It's very sad. You'd be worse.

Josh! Patrick!

Josh. Fuck you. No.

Josh... Yes, Thomas?

Just enough. Boom. Therapy!

Just talk me awake. Okay.

Just tell her, get it done. You don't have to tell me everything.

Just trying to be easy. Yeah, well, you're being a shit

Keep it light. Yeah, sure

Kind of. Oh, my God.

Let's get out of here. Is she OK?

Let's keep moving. Yeah.

Like a shark. Okay.

Like prison? Yeah.

Look, it just... Where does it come from?

Mae! Hello!

Make her really question your mental health. I didn't mean it like that.

Massive dick! Yeah!

Maybe I do prefer communism. Ha ha.

Maybe like Argentinean or something? Yeah.

Me too. I know that.

Mm. You're so mean, Josh.

Mmm... I adore her, Josh, I do.

much of a man, Josh. Yeah.

Nah. Okay.

No crayon? No.

No one will be there. Do you need a chaperone?

No thanks. I'm sorry.

No way. Yeah.

No, I couldn't. Oh, that's okay.

No, I didn't. Come on.

No, I wouldn't. Yeah.

No, I'm not. Yeah, like the time you told me

No, it's not good. Well, it's more than

No! Yeah.

No? No boyfriend!

No? You're doing it.

No. And you're really in love with Patrick, yeah?

No. Great.

No. Nah, do you want to see it?

No. Nah?

No. Negative, always negative.

No. No?

No. No.

No. Our mistake.

No. So...

No. They used to give me butterfly punches.

No. What? What, Tom?

No. What're you gonna do there?

No. Yeah?

No. Yeah.

No. Yep, I'm gonna hire you

No. You are.

Not disgusting. Oh, yeah.

Not in that thing. C'mon.

Not interested. Josh.

Not really. Never?

Nothing. You're seeing that girl.

of Arnold. You're a menace.

Of course. Of course.

Oh my God. I miss you.

Oh wow. Oh my God.

Oh, bugger off. Don't bring her into it.

Oh, burn. Good night.

Oh, come on. I don't know, Tom.

Oh, hey, ladies. Hi, lovey.

Oh, hi, Mae! Mum bought a puppy, huh?

Oh, I can fix that. You take this off. Ginger. Ginger, stop it.

Oh, jeez. Is that enough?

Oh, Mum, hey. Ta da.

Oh, Niamh! Hey, Rose.

Oh, okay. Don't.

Oh, really, wow. Yeah

Oh, shit! Jesus Christ!

Oh, so cute! Hey, it's not a big deal.

Oh! Fuck!

Oh... okay. That's gross.

OK, Mum. Ah, yeah, no, I got it.

Okay, good. Okay.

Okay, I gotta go. You can't go!

Okay, I have to go now, okay? Okay

Okay, I'll see you later. Okay.

Okay, we need to get some water. I forgot to fill my water bottle up.

Okay? Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. Okay?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. We've gotta go.

On the house. Oh, thanks.

Over and over and over. Yeah, I know.

Panic attack. Okay.

Please, let me come home. Okay, okay, okay, Rose? Rose, Rose.

Pretty good, right? That's gross.

Pull your hands away... They're fine!

Quinoa. Quinoa, yeah

quite nice. I'm not responsible for her decisions!

Really, when will that be? Ah, when she's 16.

Really? Yeah.

Reiki? Yeah.

Ruins everything. Of course it does.

See ya, Claire. Bye bye.

She'd like that. Yeah.

She's your sister. Hmm...

Shit date. Yeah.

Shit! What happened?

Shut up, Mae's coming. What sort of choice?

Shut up, OK. Twice.

Shut up. I said, "It's freezing."

So surprisingly good at that. Why is that surprising?

So who was this meant for? It was meant for someone else.

So why are you here? I'm a sex addict.

Sorry, guys. You okay, Josh?

Sort of. Not really.

Squawk! Oh...

Steve, I'm not. He's not.

Suck my dick! Suck his dick!

Sure. Yeah?

Thank you. Okay.

Thanks to ivan dnt for the source

That is her professional psychiatrist evaluation? Yes.

that much attention, okay? Okay.

That was not a safe date. No, I'm sorry.

That's a great story. It's the best story.

That's all. Nope.

That's dead. Dead?

That's fine, I'm not offended. I'm sorry, I didn't...

That's good, that's nice. Yes.

That's good. Yeah.

That's not a party. It smells like marijuana.

That's the wrong way. Yes, yeah.

That's Tom. Oi

The boy didn't respond well? Nup,

The guy was an idiot. Well, I liked the bandana boy.

These are really delicious. I know, right?

They took it off me. Hey, Ginger, I'm Josh.

They're just... Didn't say you were too...

Think that old guy in Germany changed her? No.

This is a really bad time. No, no, no, hey, it's Arnold

This is not... Why are you lecturing me?

this stuff going on. Just because of the boy?

Three dollars, 50? Yeah.

to help him feel joyful. Yeah.

Tom cannot come. You're not doing safe dates anymore?

Tom. Hi, Niamh.

Tom. Hi, Tom.

Um, have you found a job? Nah, I'm studying.

Um, okay. Mm hmm.

Um... I did not read that right.

Very personal, Tom. It's very personal.

Want some ham? No, I'm vegetarian.

Was everything OK? Yeah, fine,

we can cheer you up. You're saying that now, although

we know this is awful. I told her, it's her choice.

We're just friends. Tom...

We're just playing. Yeah, it's funny, it's okay.

Well, I don't think they're magic. Yeah, they've just mastered energy.

Well, Josh. Thanks, Casey.

Well, you two are adorable. Yeah.

Well... Like $35 an hour?

What are you doing? I'm marketing you.

What are you drinking? Just vodka and orange juice.

What do you say? I can't tell you.

What else have you got on? I can't just walk over.

What happened? OK,

What people? People.

What the fuck! Ohh.

What the fuck? Hey.

What, in here? Yes.

What? I just really need to pee, okay?

What? It's dead, it's dead.

What? You suck. I hate you.

What? You were dating him? What German guy?

What's up? I, uh,

Whatever you want. No, I don't mind either.

When are you free? Me, I mean, I'm free.

Where? My God.

Where's his little gang gone? And now I remember why

Where's Patrick's gang? Where's his gang?

Which camera? The good one.

Who's Mickey? Oh, my God, Patrick,

Why are you sandy? Oh, we went to the beach.

Why not? Oh, good!

Why wouldn't I be? I don't know, you don't tell me much anymore.

Why? Josh...

Why? We don't call it that, Rose.

Would not. You would.

Wow... Oh.

Yeah, Arnold's delicate. No no no,

Yeah, butterflies. You like butterflies.

Yeah, heaps. How is she?

Yeah, of course. Awesome.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be good. Do you really think that's a good idea?

Yeah? Yeah, you're good.

Yeah. Hello.

Yeah. Hmm.

Yeah. I'm politely expressing

Yeah. Is that good?

Yeah. It's hardly closure, is it?

Yeah. Jesus was fine with gays.

Yeah. Like, I'm, like, a standard,

Yeah. Man.

Yeah. Nailed it.

Yeah. No, no?

Yeah. No.

Yeah. Okay, good, I'm just worried...

Yeah. Tom, I would be your "the one".

Yeah. What? Why?

Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah... Come in.

Yes, I'll stay right here. Yeah.

Yes, she is. Yes, I am.

Yes! Okay, we're gonna do that.

Yes. Josh, no, come on

Yes. Nah,

Yes. Yes. See, I pay attention

You can have it. It's oatmeal. Thanks, Hannah.

You can keep an eye on us. No.

You can't go the same way as I am! I'm going to get my baby.

You cute little dim sum jum jum... OK... OK.

You done with the shower? Oh, yeah, there's no hot water.

You gonna come in the spa? No, I'm not going in the spa.

You know what you're doing? Yeah.

You know, touch him, touch him. Hey, buddy.

You know... I didn't...

You never listen to me. Yeah, that's why.

You okay, Arnold? I just don't want to look at it.

You okay? No, I'm fine.

You sure? Yeah, just... It's fine. Go, go.

you wanna talk about. No, I'm... being too intense.

You want to borrow my camel chinos? Yes, please.

You'll upset Arnold. Oh, Arnold's fine.

You're a menace to Arnold. Okay, don't come.

you're a menace. Yeah

You're going to be a millionaire. Yeah

You're gonna babysit. I'm gonna what now?

You're great. Good enough?

You're right. So fucking right.

You're the problem. I'm bored of being the problem.

You're very cool. I'm not cool.

You've been in one? Yeah, heaps.

You've been studying for five years. Yeah, I changed courses.

You've never been a handyman. Because I don't have a drill!

your fat ass, mate. Alan.

'cause everyone's a team,

'Cause I am a panda?

'Cause I don't care.

'Cause I forgot to take my clothes

'Cause I'm already here, so...

'Cause it's a big deal. It's news you tell people.

'Cause it's handy to have a drill sometimes

'Cause of this stuff, you know. The stuff.

'cause that's depressing.

'cause the butterflies need it to be hot to fly.

'cause then I could tell you that your dad is, like,

'cause things in Africa are so grim.

'Cause when I was 10,

'Cause you've had a rough day with your mum and all.

'Cause, you know, I'm not really

'Course, like, I was scared. I was fuckin' terrified.

'She's so cute.'

"27 Pictures That Will Make You Feel Joyful."

"bullying, and taking sexual advantage

"Dear sir/madam"... good idea, that's good.

"Do you want to have the worst afternoon of your life?"

"Do you..."

"Hey, Jenny."

"Hey."

"History of Sexuality

"I believe I am the perfect candidate

"I believe many people will find my buxom thighs

"Maybe we could make out?"

"My major skills include baking cupcakes

"My name is Josh.

"No! This shit has gone far enough. AIDS!"

"of mentally disabled people.

"Rose, you fat bitch."

"Thanks for keeping me company.

"that are a bit dry,

"Yes, I have a photo, but I don't wanna show it to you."

"You're a fuckin' baby."

♪ And it wouldn't be a bad thing ♪

♪ Blame it on the boogie ♪

♪ Boogie ♪

♪ But I don't get no lovin' ♪ ♪ And that's no lie ♪

♪ Don't blame it on the good times ♪

♪ Don't blame it on the moonlight ♪

♪ Don't blame it on the sunshine ♪

♪ Good times ♪

♪ I just want you back for good. ♪

♪ I leave the devil behind ♪

♪ I left better behind I'll be fine. ♪

♪ I want you back for good ♪

♪ I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'll be right and understood ♪

♪ I've left better behind ♪

♪ I've left better behind I'll be fine ♪

♪ Just give me the song and I will sing it ♪

♪ Make my mama turn another blind eye ♪

♪ Moonlight ♪

♪ My baby's always dancin' ♪

♪ My mother's gonna turn a blind eye ♪

♪ Oh the good Lord knows it ♪

♪ Oh, the good Lord knows it ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, you know I will ♪

♪ Oh, yeah. ♪

♪ One two one two three four ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Sunshine ♪

♪ Want you back ♪

♪ Want you back ♪ ♪ I want you you back ♪

♪ We spent the night in Frisco ♪ ♪ At every kinda disco ♪

♪ Whatever I said ♪ ♪ Whatever I did ♪

♪ Whatever I'm from ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

$770 for Tom's tampon.

âª Boogie âª

âª Don't blame it on the good times âª

âª Don't blame it on the sunshine âª

âª From that night I kissed our love goodbye âª

âª I didn't mean it âª âª I just want you back for good âª

âª Yeah, I'll be fine, yeah âª

Please Like Me - Season 2
Please Like Me is an Australian television show that aired from 2013 to 2016. Season 2 of Please Like Me, which premiered in 2014, continues to captivate audiences with its blend of heartfelt storytelling and sharp wit. The show follows the life of Josh (played by Josh Thomas), a young man in his early twenties living in Melbourne, Australia. Season 2 delves deeper into the intertwined lives of Josh and his close-knit group of friends as they navigate the complexities of love, family, and growing up. The main cast of Please Like Me includes: 1. Josh Thomas as Josh: Josh Thomas, who also created the show, brings his unique and relatable humor to the role. Josh is a lovable protagonist trying to figure out his place in the world, while also dealing with his own sexual identity. 2. Thomas Ward as Tom: Tom is Josh's best friend and ex-boyfriend. Ward portrays him with charm and vulnerability, as he grapples with his own personal demons. 3. Debra Lawrance as Rose: Josh's mother, Rose, is played by the talented Debra Lawrance. Her character adds a touch of complexity to the show as she battles depression and contemplates her role as a mother. 4. David Roberts as Alan: Alan is Rose's ex-husband and Josh's father. David Roberts delivers a nuanced performance, exploring the quirks and flaws of a man trying to rebuild his life after his marriage falls apart. 5. Renee Lim as Mae: Mae, Josh's housemate and friend, is brought to life by Renee Lim. Mae is a bright and vivacious character who adds a dose of energy to the show. 6. Wade Briggs as Geoffrey: Geoffrey is Josh's love interest in Season 2. Wade Briggs plays the role with both humor and tenderness, portraying the complexities of navigating a new relationship. Co-created by Josh Thomas and producer/director Matthew Saville, Please Like Me is known for its authentic portrayal of LGBTQ+ characters and issues. The show brilliantly captures the ups and downs of relationships, mental health struggles, and the awkwardness of young adulthood. Please Like Me - Season 2 tackles several noteworthy themes, such as mental health, family dynamics, and coming to terms with one's identity. The show strikes a perfect balance between comedy and drama, effortlessly sprinkling moments of levity amidst serious subject matter. Besides its stellar writing, Please Like Me's soundtrack deserves special mention. The music, curated by Josh Thomas himself, perfectly complements the emotional tone of the show. Viewers are treated to a mix of indie-pop and folk sounds, with artists such as Cloud Control, Tom Rosenthal, and Josh Pyke featuring on the soundtrack. This unique collection of songs adds an extra layer of depth to the storytelling, enhancing the emotional resonance of key scenes. Whether it's the whimsical melodies of "Gold Canary" by Cloud Control or the heartfelt lyrics of Tom Rosenthal's "To You Alone," the music in Please Like Me - Season 2 will captivate and leave you humming along. Fortunately, fans of the show can easily access and download the delightful soundtrack. By visiting a designated website, they can relive the magic of Please Like Me's second season, immersing themselves in the music that played a significant role in creating the show's unforgettable ambiance. In conclusion, Please Like Me - Season 2 continues to enchant audiences, offering a refreshingly honest portrayal of young adulthood and tackling important social issues with humor and grace. With a talented cast led by Josh Thomas, the show effortlessly blends comedy and drama to create a truly captivating viewing experience. And the addition of an outstanding soundtrack featuring talented artists adds another layer of artistry to the already exceptional storytelling. So sit back, press play, and let Please Like Me - Season 2 transport you into a world of laughter, love, and self-discovery.
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