Please Like Me - Season 4 Edit

A bus is here. I mean, this just must be him.

A delightful nickname and then sometimes wanted to hang out.

A girlfriend?

A glass of water by his bed waiting for him in the morning.

A little bit but not much.

A little nutmeg, touch of cinnamon...

A pathological quest for stimulus.

A touch of baking powder,

About 12 seconds ago.

About dealing with some of this by yourself?

About how if you are a blind person allergic to dogs

About you is your sense of humour.

Absolutely at no point

Absolutely never. It's Josh and Tom.

Absolutely stunning with the very happy duck coming next.

Absolutely would. Sorry. Just trying to be supportive.

Absolutely!

Actually just not true, okay?

Actually, I'm surprised you weren't bullied at school

After they smoked meth, but no, there I was doing it.

Ah, excuse me, my name is Alan.

Ah, my name's Dan. I'll be taking care of the pairings this evening.

Ah, no. No, I'm going to catch the last train.

Ah, Rose, do you need a lift home?

Ah, to begin, we're off to South Gippsland.

Ah. That's interesting.

Alan is here to do things with your daughters.

Alan, how's work?

Alan, sit down! (LAUGHS)

ALAN: Hi, Josh

All I said

All of a sudden I'm housemates with Vladimir Putin.

All right, all right.

All right, I'm saying yes.

All right, it's not a competition.

All right. Well, then... What's the plan now?

All salads? Yeah, I'll have all the salads.

All these holes where the birds would lay their eggs.

Alright, Grace. GRACE: Yeah.

Alright, guys, it's 'miniature sex workers' now.

Alright, please, let's go. Yeah, fare thee well.

Alright. Yeah, boy!

Also, I just don't think it's the right time

Also, um, you're a good person

Always worrying about your fucking forehead.

Am I happy? That's just the saddest question.

And a very good BMI, like,

And also my dad was worried that, 'cause my mum committed suicide,

And also, this newspaper is all biased and stupid and...

And apparently you've been a bit over perky.

And as I got older, it got too embarrassing,

And bam! Before you know it you've been rejected

And chamomile dessert like that.

And did Google reassure you

And everyone making snap judgements based on your photo.

And he flies into a wall.

And he kept trying to explain away

And he's completely befuddled that things happen.

And how do they get them into the wine?

And how many were just oral?

And I accidentally grabbed the hand of the man next to me.

And I also would like to go see.

And I am indulging in my love for your dad.

And I didn't really understand it,

And I don't feel it very often

And I don't have that many people I can tell.

And I feel it and you gave me wine,

And I feel like maybe you assume that a lot of people don't like you.

And I feel very optimistic and enthusiastic about the future.

And I just don't know what he saw in me

And I just I thought it'd be nice if I bought you guys dinner. Mm hm?

And I just sort of... It seems right to be sad.

And I just want to let you know how thankful I am for that.

And I love you.

And I really hope that Hannah's having a good time too.

And I said something stupid and stormed out.

And I think you're a really good friend to Rose,

And I thought maybe I could sing Hannah a song.

And I thought, "If we're lucky, by the time we get home,

And I was wondering how you felt

And I wish you would just break up with me

And I'll have the spicy sauce

And I'm just...I'm shattered. He really snuggled me last night.

And I'm playing the role of your daddy?

And if he's standing there looking cute and he's forward enough,

And if I hear that you did anything for yourself,

And if something goes wrong, I'll deal with it?

And if they also swipe right, Tinder introduces you.

And if they were to separate

And if you swipe right, it means that you like them

And it tricked me into thinking that it's okay to smoke meth.

And it was the most adorable thing in the world!

And it's just very, like...

And just a touch of mackerel essence.

And make sure they direct debit the rent, no excuses

And maybe he's got a bit of money but he's not arrogant.

And maybe keep her in this mood if you could just,

And not giving it back.

And now she's texting me.

And now, whenever I go on the internet,

And rich and dead.

And said, "Let's bake a cake."

And she didn't like that many things, so...

And she still sort of felt love for you.

And sold to the young man in the mint green coat.

And somehow Mae's twisted that to mean

And spices and pepper.

And sure, like, I guess I'll admit that I've been struggling,

And that has always been

And that I'm very proud of you.

And that you're a grandparent

And that you're, like, wearing a monocle and eating jellied eel?

And that's because I tend to think nice things unsaid

And the gay on the ground looks up at him and says, "Am I hurt?

And the gay who wasn't on the ride

And the millions of years and the stardust and the mammoths,

And the more I try and get it back, the more I strangle it.

And the third time he goes around, the chain snaps!

And then he's up at reception,

And then I realised that's what I do.

And then one day it's just gonna feel less shit.

And then put into a cookie jar in my million dollar home.

And then setting it off.

And then she deteriorated into this dark place.

And then she said I had no idea,

And then she will wash my body with a damp silk cloth.

And then what happens?

And then what I would do is make it so that when I walk past you,

And then you get all these white people, who are not me,

And then you get curious about those apps

And then... I do like gays and fairs.

And they are laughing at you for agreeing to pee on a school kid.

And they need someone to pee on them and none of them need to go?

And they'll be paying half price.

And they're furious about these programs

And think that'd be fun for me?

And Tim decides to go on the ride with the chairs that spin around.

And to finish, a few eggs.

And Tom is worried that I... I need to talk to Tom.

And try and find sense or purpose.

And when we said no,

And you do sex with her?

And you thought, maybe with a bit of time and thinking,

And you're beautiful.

And your bisexuals were lying.

And, like, that's...that's bad.

And, look, I actually remember why I loved him.

And, uh, put some papaya on your eye.

And, um, Ella, she will come every morning

And... I mean, I did not think this through.

And... Taylor Swift,

Anything. Even if it's small

Anytime everyone is happy and calm, you say something mean.

Anyway, we were all bullied at school a bit, weren't we?

Are usually the best things.

Are you all out? Done at 1.5 million?

Are you alright? Yeah, sorry. It's fine.

Are you breaking up with me? Are we done?

Are you kidding?

Are you OK to be by yourself? Yep.

Are you ready? (SNIFFLES)

Are you sure? It's pretty spicy.

Are you sure? No.

Are you trying to think of all the negative reasons

Are you two all right?

Are you worried about going into a dark place like your mum?

Are you... are you maybe gonna have sex with me?

Arnold got that for me for Valentine's Day.

Arnold, maybe you can pretend to be Tom.

Arnold, you were absolutely right.

ARNOLD: Please leave a message and I will call you back.

As much as I did, you know?

As the truest version of myself.

Ask them if they have a partner,

At 1 million, ladies and gentlemen. 1 million.

At 1.3 million. At 1.350...

At 1.5 million, first call.

At 1.5 million.

At 920... Got the strategy?

At 960,000 bid now. 960. Anywhere else?

At 980,000. Stay with them, Josh.

Awkward for you.

Aww.

Be sad around me. Be sad around me.

Be strong, Josh, OK? Don't show weakness.

Beautiful cured goose ham

Beautiful flavours of vanilla,

Beautiful performance.

Because he gets motion sickness.

Because he's not Willy Wonka?

Because I am here on a date with you.

Because I like having you as a friend.

Because I was worried that when it did I wouldn't like it.

Because I'm pretty sure that when I took your nose I gave it back,

Because I'm the one who pays when it all goes tits up!

Because if I have to wait till tomorrow

Because it's a thing you tell people

Because nobody cares about her as much as I did and that's...

Because nobody reads the newspaper anymore, OK,

Because we have the internet now.

Because you are very needy.

Because, like, I'm sad, you know,

Before the potentially annoying thing happens.

Before you even get out of bed.

Before you give them the room.

Being examined by the really hot doctor,

Beluga caviar?

Between your personality and my personality?

Big, big strata fees.

Black beans?

Black fruits are like, you know, blackberries

Boo.

Brilliant.

Brilliant. Good.

Bully! Bully!

But do you remember the boy who's Aboriginal, which doesn't define him,

But do you think maybe we could take your mum off the table?

But fine, yes, I guess that's an insult. Arnold?

But fuck, you know, like, if my mum dies,

But he look like Willy Wonka, right?

But I am top of the class, right?

But I can do three push ups.

But I can organise it.

But I can see by the face that you're making right now

But I didn't mean out of the house.

But I do like in him thinking that I'm happy enough to climb trees.

But I don't want to say it's not, just in case it is.

But I have a really lovely photo of you.

But I just feel I've got to start standing up for myself.

But I just need, like, a very quick way of letting you know

But I think that's a normal kind of sad.

But I told the truth this time, so I think it's okay

But I'm not going to because I'm a good person.

But I've been googling how.

But I've not asked you for nothin'.

But it does get a really nice sense of structure

But it just can't, it cannot be made better.

But it just told me why other mums killed themselves.

But it's not insight, OK, I was just being funny.

But now I think maybe it's just because I'm sick.

But she was just acknowledging that you guys were in love

But she was really... she was a very big,

But she's just such a dope, you know.

But thanks for telling me.

But the chance of it being passed on is only 10%.

But the decisions you make, they're genuinely entertaining,

But the more time went by, the more I just got scared.

But the thing about that is that the most efficient way

But then it never came.

But then they go off and they get worried about dinner

But then you hate it and I'm sorry and let's never fight again.

But then you took mine and I don't know what you've done with it.

But they're fine now

But they're young at heart. OK.

But we did again so that you could hear the funny horse pun.

But when I get there, the light isn't on.

But you just can't make yourself love him.

But you're doing, like... you're trying to embarrass me

But you're not tired from cancer.

But you're not too bad.

But, also, my mum just killed herself.

But, jeez, forget it, then. I'm sorry.

But, like, in a good way.

But, no, that's the point. OK.

But, you know, I just think it would really make her day

But, you know, the affairs, I couldn't look past them.

But... okay, Josh...

Can anybody hear me?

Can I ask you something?

Can I get you anything else? A tea or coffee?

Can we talk about living in a loft now?

Can you please just hurry up and open it?

Can you please tell my mother you exist?

Can you stop me becoming my dad?

Can you, like, do something?

Can you...can you help me with that, please?

Can't I do the thing

Can't you just be happy that I don't have cancer?

Cats. Cat people.

Chicken dinner. What?

Claire got out. She did it.

CLAIRE: No, this is just one of those things

Come here. Over there, to you?

Come on through.

Correct. Can't you just stay here and feel superior?

Costs the same whether you complain about it or not, okay?

Could you get me a glass of water?

Crazy bitch!

Dad, Dad...I have something to tell you

Dad, I haven't bought you a Christmas present

Dad, I just, I really need you to stop clearing out the fridge.

Dad, I think I have a confession to make

Dad, it's just... What's in there?

Dad, just stop clearing out the fridge. Thank you.

Dad, Mum killed herself.

Dad, you made me drink fruit juice every morning of my entire childhood, okay?

Dad?

Dad? Um..

Death is... That's the worst thing.

Definitely not someone we would become friends with.

Desperate for me not to have cancer.

Diabetes.

Did he do anything else to you apart from calling you Peaches?

Did she say 'Josh'? Yeah, yeah. Say.

Did you ask her?

Did you get that washing out of the machine?

Did you like it when he touched your boobies?

Did you say anything to him that wasn't about your lump?

Did you, little Gracie? Hey? Josh.

Do I have anything to worry about?

Do I remind you of your dad

Do I remind you of your dad

Do I remind you of... It's a sore point.

Do I, um...do I remind you of your dad

Do you get rejected a lot?

Do you have cancer? No. I have fibroadenoma.

Do you miss Arnold?

Do you need anything? Tea or wine? Maybe not alcoholic

Do you not think there's a discord

Do you think I've been over perky?

Do you think it's cancer? I doubt it.

Do you think she's expecting to get into heaven?

Do you think she's thinking of killing herself?

Do you want me to choke you or something?

Do you want rice? No rice.

Do you want some?

Do you want to go and do something fun?

Do you want to punch?

Do you want to send her a little video message?

Does he, though?

Does it matter?

Don't embarrass me in front of Dan.

Don't get too excited.

Don't know who that sounds like, to be honest.

Don't look at me! Don't look at me!

Don't really know what that means.

Don't skip that bit now.

Don't think I don't know it's not the same thing, Josh.

Don't try and Oompa Loompa your way out of this one, Wonka.

Don't worry about it because I'm paying.

Don't you think instead it'd be fun to, like, just be cute with me?

Don't you think it's a little bit arrogant to be scared of dying?

Don't you think?

ELLA: I always just assumed this is how tired everyone was.

ELLA: Tom... TOM: What?

ELLA: You see, he was very hot, and he had to touch my boobies.

Ella?

Ella's here. She's driving the van 'cause she's a feminist.

Emotionally taxing.

Enough is enough, okay? I won't be walked over.

Enriched with lamb's udder

Especially when they're terrible

Even if I don't iron, they just stop for me.

Every time I think I can't be more surprised by him,

Every time we tried to go for a walk,

Everybody's very dressed up.

Everyone keeps trying to make it better,

Everyone knows.

Everyone looks angry. At 1.3 million.

Everything goes blank, and when I come to,

Everything looks disgusting from too close, like skin.

Exactly. It's a bit odd.

Excuse me. (CLEARS THROAT)

Excuse me. Sorry.

Face.

Fibroadenoma. High five! OK!

Fine, fine!

Fine, we won't light the fucking fireworks, then!

Fine. (SIGHS)

Fine. We're broken up, then. Done.

Fireworks are ready! Are you ready?

Five!

For choosing to end her life?

For her to kill herself,

For me, the question here is, what's wrong with you?

For my parents to make me not want to do something

For, like, 25 years.

Forgot what I was gonna say.

Four!

From the terroir of McLaren Vale.

Fuck off!

Fuck, I just don't even know.

Fuck, that's recent, you know what I mean?

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! JOSH: Yeah.

Fuck. No, no, no, no, no!

Fuckin' light.

Funny hobby.

Gee, with the price of avocados lately, Josh,

Geoffrey?

Geoffrey? Geoffrey, I asked you a question.

God, they're flash bathrooms.

Going on in her head, yeah?

Going once.

Going once.

Going twice.

Going twice. Going three times.

Gold sunglasses lady, 1.4 million.

Good as new.

Good, good.

Good.

Good. Feels better. Mmm.

Good. Sorted that out.

Good. You're doing the right thing.

Goodbye. 'Josh'. See? She said it!

Goodbye. I'm sorry

Goodnight. Night.

Google Ads keeps trying to sell me a new mum.

Gosh, you've hyped it up, haven't you?

Got nothing to say about how wrong you were?

Grace, did you put my nose in the plant?

Grace, I'm just a little bit concerned

Grace, who is this? Hmm?

Grace, you absolutely cannot go around taking people's noses

Grace...who's this? OK.

Grow up and pull your bloody head in.

Grown in different soil or different weather

Guacamole? It's 2 extra.

Guys, I could be dying! Oh, you wish.

Guys!

Guys! I'm sick of this game.

H h hang on. Hang on, hang on.

Ha ha! The bad news is that he thinks his grandma glows in the dark.

Ha! You check the plant?

Hannah Banana.

Hannah, go to your room.

Hannah, I feel like you and I have a lot in common.

Hannah, I just...I gotta go to bed

Hannah, I think that you are fantastic and hilarious,

Hannah, I think you have Hollywood cheekbones, like Eddie Redmayne,

Hannah, we should set up your tent.

Hannah, you can sleep on the floor of the van, like a sleepover.

HANNAH: I don't know what to do.

Hannah. Oh.

Harrumph!

Have you been thinking all night

Have you decided what you're going to do with her?

Have you found someone to rent Tom's room yet?

Have you got, like, a little tissue?

Have you seen his emu impression?

He asked us why we were there and none of us could answer.

He broke up with me.

He definitely doesn't look at the other boys like that

He doesn't know what breasts are meant to feel like.

He gave me a hickey. Look at it.

He gets really thirsty when he wakes up in the morning,

He goes and does something more weird.

He goes around a second time and he waves to the other gay.

He goes around once and he waves to the other gay.

He had a tattoo of a child on his body.

He has this new found sense of independence.

He hasn't left yet? What's going on?

He is so fine. Josh, are you fine?

He just messaged and said that he's ten minutes away.

He just saw the strata fees.

He just wants to be friends. So...

He just will not stop talking about how much weight you've put on.

He says he won't come if I don't pee on him.

He smoked meth. Actual meth.

He wants me to pee on him.

He was a dream. Mmm. I don't know.

He was meant to come over today but he didn't show up.

He was so young for a doctor.

He was, like, a full babe. Like a model but educated.

He's 18.

He's a fully grown adult

He's being...he's being extraordinarily sweet

He's crying in there?

He's just jealous of the compliment.

He's just shocked that things in life occur.

He's like a chubby Stepford wife.

He's not answering.

He's not sad enough. You know, he is never sad.

He's said that quite a lot.

He's such a jerk.

He's trying to mark you.

Health and safety hazard. (LAUGHS)

Hello! Am I here?

Hello?

Hello.

Here he is. Big man.

Here we go. No, no, you'll like this one.

Here, you just do it. OK.

Hey, buddy. (WHALE SONG CONTINUES)

Hey, but you brought it up. It is the stupidest...

Hey, do you know what I think you'd really love?

Hey, do you remember the birds' nests?

Hey, do you want to hear something interesting?

Hey, excuse me.

Hey, excuse... excuse me.

Hey, guess what? What?

Hey, guys! I've got a surprise.

Hey, I'm still scared! I don't mean it.

Hey, Josh, can you do me a favour?

Hey, Ma. I'm sorry, I can't really talk.

Hey, this will cheer you up, Josh, OK?

Hey! Hey, wait!

Hey! TOM: Josh.

Hey?

Hi, guys. I was thinking about putting a bit of Mum,

Hi, I'm Josh. I'm not here. I'm sorry. Leave a message. Goodbye.

Hi, Ma!

Hi, Ma! Ma, it's me.

Hi, Ma.

Hi, Rose! We wish you were here!

Hi.

Hi. How's it going?

Hi. I'm Tom.

His mum died.

Hmm. Yeah.

Hmm... Uh, Tom's... Is Tom wearing headphones?

Ho ho!

Honestly, I thought you'd be relieved.

Hot chocolate? No. I'm fine, thank you.

How are we gonna fit that mattress up there?

How are you feeling?

How could they possibly need our help?

How did you forget to eat $150 worth of caviar?

How do I convince him I wanted a tattoo of a scorpion?

How do my son and my ex wife not know what my job is?

How expensive is this place?

How many have you had penetrative anal sex with?

How many of those partners did you do receptive anal sex with?

How many sexual partners have you had in the last six months?

How much is that?

How was it?

How was it?

How will I get home if you're on my Uber?

Hungry, Alan? No.

I actually just hate you.

I agree.

I already looked in there.

I also like how right I am and how wrong you are.

I always felt like she had a crush on you.

I am feeling optimistic and enthusiastic about my dating future.

I am in love with Hannah for doing this.

I am on a date.

I am so glad I got a chance to clean up the mess for a change.

I bet the first thing you do every day when you wake up

I can do that. Thank you.

I can not drive home, so I'll probably get a parking ticket.

I can think of literally nothing helpful to say.

I can't begin to imagine how you must be feeling.

I can't believe this is actually happening!

I can't believe this, Josh.

I can't believe you wrote a letter to my mum.

I can't help it.

I can't look at them from the outside

I can't offer you tea. I've got water or milk.

I choked Geoffrey. Yep, he asked me to choke him, so I did it.

I could afford to commute to work by helicopter.

I could go on about this for hours,

I couldn't live with Hannah, terrifying woman.

I did worry when you went to school in red tights.

I didn't even want this fucking ugly bed.

I didn't know we were including just oral, I'm sorry.

I didn't listen to her, Josh. I just...

I didn't organise my own intervention.

I didn't really want you to pay rent.

I didn't want her to leave, Josh.

I didn't want to do it. I just did it to be polite.

I disagree. I think it's a little funny.

I do like gifts.

I don't even know why we're talking about the boat again.

I don't even remember.

I don't feel better.

I don't give a shit what you do with me when I die.

I don't have any opinions about your figure.

I don't know

I don't know what 'side bit' means.

I don't know what to do now

I don't know where he is. I don't know where anyone is.

I don't know why I said that about the books. Okay, I have books

I don't know why she's being so mean to me.

I don't know, Dad. I just think you're allowed to be sad.

I don't know, I've never been to an auction before.

I don't know, it doesn't say on his profile.

I don't know, it just seems I'm a bit young

I don't know, OK? My emotions are out of control.

I don't know, OK? My emotions are out of control.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I googled, "Why did Mum kill herself?"

I don't know. I've never had it before and it tastes sort of off

I don't know. It's just what people say to do, isn't it?

I don't know. Uh..

I don't like seeking.

I don't like you on these apps

I don't like you walking around with all that rejection.

I don't really want him to touch it either.

I don't think I know what you do.

I don't think I've seen her this happy for years.

I don't think that boy was a bully, Peaches.

I don't think they're done yet.

I don't think you need to clear out the fridge.

I don't think you've ever really known me

I don't want any of that celebration of your life bullshit,

I don't want things to go off.

I don't want to be dramatic about it

I don't want to do this via voice mail.

I don't want to encourage you,

I don't want to go back to the hospital.

I don't want to. Yeah, I just don't want to call my dad

I don't...I don't want someone to come and get her.

I dunno, it just seems like... like you don't really matter that much.

I exist.

I feel a bit sick.

I feel judged.

I feel like every time you talk about the best parts

I feel like some baklava.

I feel like some baklava.

I feel optimistic and enthusiastic about the future.

I feel very awkward and weird about how horrible we've been.

I feel...I feel so useless and small.

I felt like I was pissing into infinity. (LAUGHS)

I forgot. I don't have any gas

I found her in her room. She's dead.

I got so scared when we hit a bit of turbulence

I gotta go now, OK? I'm at Mum's. No! No, no.

I guess that I go home and I confront Hannah.

I guess we better lock up and get out of here.

I had chronic fatigue for two years. I can handle it.

I hate it when you blame the patriarchy.

I have a girlfriend now.

I have done so much.

I have never seen anyone more scared of flying than me.

I have something to tell you.

I have to go.

I have two cats.

I have wanted to talk to you so much,

I have... I have no idea what you want.

I haven't asked for your help lately.

I haven't decided yet.

I haven't got one.

I hope you're having a really lovely time camping

I hope you're not expecting child support.

I hope you're well.

I just definitely forgot to pack a tent

I just didn't know.

I just don't know what to do now.

I just don't think it's gonna be fine.

I just don't think it's right that I burden everyone.

I just don't think there's that much you can do, to be honest,

I just don't think we're very good for each other.

I just feel like the amount of time I spend

I just forced you into it.

I just got a bit overwhelmed and, yeah, I made a mistake.

I just got overwhelmed. We're always fighting.

I just have to break up with him.

I just left

I just made the situation happen.

I just sort of feel the same way as I do

I just think probably that you just hate me.

I just think you're ready to not need me so much.

I just told Arnold that Josh was still in love with him.

I just want to say a few things.

I just wanted her out of my knee circle.

I just wanted to say that. I don't know why.

I just... I thought you deserve to know.

I just...I think I'm gonna need you to call Arnold.

I know I seem really bottomy, but actually I really don't like it.

I know it was my idea but sometimes I have bad ideas.

I know it's a gamble here,

I know it's not perfect, but I think it's fine.

I know that's not what you mean when you say you don't want to,

I know when you're lying. I'm your mother.

I know you can't make sense of mental illness, I know.

I know you can't make sense of mental illness, I know.

I know you've got mental issues, but Christ, boy,

I know you've got some really good tools

I know, Tom. We're selling. On the market...

I know.

I know.

I lied because I wanted you to stop looking scared.

I like to smoke a bit before sex.

I live in a caravan. I don't have a job.

I lost track for a while, if I'm honest, but I'm focused.

I love corn chips.

I love you too, Alan.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I mean, 16, that seems like a lot, doesn't it?

I mean, have you ever successfully hailed a taxi in an unironed shirt?

I mean, haven't my people already put you through enough?

I mean, he looks adult. I promise he looks like an adult.

I mean, I can't go and see Arnold with a hickey.

I mean, I don't know why you don't care if I'm involved or not.

I mean, I don't like the idea of the pain,

I mean, I don't think I can convince him that I wanted to climb a tree.

I mean, I don't want anything to change.

I mean, I just have to, don't I? Just have to.

I mean, I love being alone.

I mean, I take your side plenty, don't I?

I mean, I used to have real bad ingrown toenails

I mean, it's just disgusting, isn't it?

I mean, it's such a controlled environment.

I mean, like, I'm still sad, obviously,

I mean, taxis, they just stop for me.

I mean, that's a lie.

I mean, that's not so bad, is it? Peaches. Delicious!

I mean, there's nothing funny about that, Dad.

I mean, we didn't let Aboriginal people go to school

I mean, yes, of course. Let's.

I mean, you can't hail a taxi, can you?

I mean, you would not be saying that

I miss the days when your gays were gay, your straights were straight

I missed you, John.

I need somebody to help me say it one time!

I never said you weren't a bed expert.

I probably have nicer feet, though.

I promise I won't hurt him.

I promise. No, that's not what I want!

I really don't want to, but also I'm a very shit guy,

I really feel like I need some attention from you right now.

I said I'd call and I didn't. I'm a dick! I'm a penis!

I said, "Grace probably thinks Peppa Pig is her mum."

I should have taken the hint when your best friend left you

I should not be here anymore

I spoke to my dad about Mum dying

I still hate myself so much I want to hit myself with a hammer.

I suppose those bees

I tell everybody how much he loved holding my hand

I think he remembers me.

I think he was in love with you.

I think he whispered, "I love you."

I think I accidentally swallowed a bit.

I think I just didn't want anything to change

I think I just saw Geoffrey. (CHUCKLES)

I think I said, "It's weird having a doctor who's the same age as you

I think I was...

I think I'm bleeding.

I think I'm gonna buy this place!

I think I'm interesting, but actually I just have a beard.

I think it will be. Do you?

I think it's acceptable risk.

I think maybe he just doesn't like me anymore.

I think maybe we'll try the poles in the other holes.

I think she would've liked that.

I think she's a bad mother.

I think so.

I think the poles might go through these holes.

I think there were a number of reasons for the separation.

I think this is it, 1.5.

I think Tom should film them, so if something does go wrong,

I think we both know this.

I think we have to break up.