The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005) Soundboard Edit

A boy?

All my life, everybody's always...

All my love, Lena

All right, guys, are you ready for this?

And even more than that, Bee, may they bring you good sense

And in the meantime, I'm throwing all my pent up energy into soccer...

And me, Carmen, the writer.

And Tibby...

And you won't believe I'm saying this...

Bee, I am so sorry.

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect.

Bridge...

But perhaps that was part of their miracle.

But we knew now that no matter how far we traveled on our own separate paths...

Bye.

Can't you stay another week?

Carmen doesn't exist.

Carmen, we all tried them on. Just try them.

Carmen, you're next, sweetheart.

Carmen?

Carmen.

Could l... I'll just wash my own sheets.

Craziest part is we actually ate it

Dad, I brought my tennis gear and I have been practicing like crazy...

Deal.

Dear Lena, when I got your letter I screamed for about 10 minutes.

Double cuffing the pants at the bottom, it's tacky.

Everyone on the team needs to get some

Excuse me?

Go on. It'll be fun.

God, mine has been sobbing all week, "What am I gonna do without you?"

Good. Didrt think your team was scrimmaging till later today.

He helped me get to level 10...

He's a Dounas?

He's right, Car. I am afraid

Hey, it's me, Bailey.

Hey, where's the Cantina?

Hi there. Good morning.

Honey, she's not doing well.

How can something that's supposed to make you feel so complete...

I can't do this, I'm sorry.

I don't know why, though. I heard they were stopping treatment.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't wanna see you go past midfield, got that?

I hadrt quite gotten to that part of the surprise yet.

I have no problem being mad at you.

I have to throw the small ones back

I haven't spent more than four straight days with you since I was 10

I just know we're gonna have the most wonderful summer together.

I just want to feel good and happy and alive.

I love you

I love you, Lena.

I need her...

I noticed

I painted the porch.

I promise you everything's gonna be okay.

I think she's getting too much sun.

I thought you'd change your mind about your dad's wedding

I was 9 years old. You came to D.C. For one day to visit with a plastics company.

I wasrt sure I'd see you here.

I'll be right back.

I'm sneaking in the back once the ceremony begins

I'm so sorry, baby. I knew this would happen.

I'm so sorry, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry that my Greek isn't so good.

I'm sorry.

I've heard he's broken every record there is.

Is it fair to bribe the driver to go back home?

Is she speaking Spanish?

Is that your neighbor?

It is very good.

It's not about sides, Car.

It's the evil eye

It's your father's wedding. It's important for you to be there

Just that one time.

Knew you'd understand.

Kostas!

Ladies, let's keep it together.

Lena Kaligaris?

Lena, look at this! Oh, my goodness.

Lena, you are.

Lena!

Lena!

Lena...

Look out for the donkey. No donkey.

Look, Tib, something happened today that I can't explain and you can't explain.

Maggie, no!

Maggie. Excuse me.

May I?

Maybe he's still recovering from the last conversation you had.

Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things...

Maybe the truth is there's a little bit of loser in all of us, you know?

Mom said that I'd pick it up in no time.

Mom, I told you, I can't babysit today. Bailey and I have an interview...

My classes start on Monday. I have to go.

My daughter

My grandparents, caldera

None of it really matters

Nope.

Not at all?

Not fault. My responsibility. I should've known better. It's just...

Not now, okay?

Oh, God, don't you love to run?

Oh, my God.

Oh, there was one the other day and it turned out really good

Okay, friends.

Okay, here we go

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Olivia.

Or better yet, just tell everyone there is no Carmen

Other than that, the only thing that I have to show for the pants...

Papou.

Pass, Vreeland!

Pays the bills. Well, most of them, anyway.

Really?

Rule number seven:

Saw you watch me play today. What did you think?

She'll ask them anything she wants about their lives...

So you're the golden boy's dad. He's a good player.

Sorry if it smells like fish.

Sure

Sweet.

That they sensed in that moment how much we needed them

There are no obligations on earth sweeter or tenderer than those..

There are worse things than your dad getting married

They brought me to you.

They didn't.

They live with you?

They're cousins too? How many do I have?

They're the problem, Tibby. They're the ones who ruined everything

This is a scrimmage, Vreeland, as in practice.

This whole thing was my mother's idea. She couldn't wait to get rid of me.

Three best friends. Even though they left me here to rot this summer...

Tibby, now, I have had another complaint of receipt withholding.

Tibby.

To the pants

Together and apart.

Visiting his father. His dad's in a facility.

Wait here, I got something for you.

We ate every single bit of that pizza in like 10 minutes

We could add a long line corset for her?

We guard you like a jewel.

We were right all along, Tibby. The pants are magic

We'd been a foursome for as long as I could remember.

Well, because the arguments of old men have nothing to do with us.

Well, I don't know the details, but I do know Lena...

Well, it's... It's not finished.

Well, let's see here.

Well, rule number 11:

Well, we need to let this out here.

Well, you know... I mean, yeah...

Well, you're looking at her.

Wendy and Karen to midfield, Bridget to sweeper.

What are you gonna call it?

What can I say? I'm obsessed.

What measure of despair compels one to commit such an act?

What?

What?

What? I told you guys. I'm just gonna take them off...

Which one? I know everyone.

Wild, unstoppable Bridget.

With what money? Tibby's the only one working this summer.

Yeah, and I would like to come with you

Yeah, I think I did.

Yeah, it's gonna be a huge hit.

Yeah, you're the one that fainted the other day, right?

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Or bikinis or miniskirts..

Yep

Yes, you.

You better get going. Looks like they're starting to board

You can go ahead.

You can pretend that you don't understand me, but I know you do.

You don't have to use this in your movie or anything.

You get to go to a place where there's actually guys.

You know, I was calculating it on the train.

You know, I was reading that Bill Gates...

You know, Papou, I really wouldn't mind walking.

You know, the caldera is actually the top of a volcano.

You must be Carmen.

You remember everything!

You scare the hell out of me.

You think so?

You too.

You're all here.

You're the one who wanted to stay here all summer...

Your daddy has told me so much about you.

A week. A week

And he says grace. Grace?

Do you remember you bowled a two? A two is a bad score

Fascinating. Maybe you need an assistant. Maybe I don't.

Go, go, go. Okay, Carmen... Carmen.

Here, plug that in. Sorry I'm late. It's okay.

Hey. Hey, Bee, you okay?

How was town? Fine.

I dialed the wrong number. And I answered.

I missed you so much. I don't believe you.

Like to put money on that? I'll put money on it.

Maybe because I'm 3 inches taller than you. Fair's fair

Really? Yeah.

So I'm on my way back to Columbia. That's not exactly nearby

Sweetheart? Yeah.

Thanks for the allowance. Good rule.

That's so overdramatic. If he does, we'll be there for you.

The whole place is flooded. The repairs won't be done for months.

There is more going here than Lycra. But there's probably Lycra.

Treatment? She has leukemia.

Want me to? All right.

What? You heard me.

Why? Because it's a sign, the pants..

Yeah, he is. AI!

Yes, that'll cinch it in. Right, beautiful.

You look beautiful. I love it, Mama

You look good in them. Look at you.

You try them on, then. But I don't wear jeans

... and making those count for more than the bad stuff

... and my rat faced manager accused me of receipt withholding.

... and that scares me.

... and that the real magic of the pants was in bearing witness to all of this...

... and that's all we can ask for

... but I really think the pants did bring this to me.

... but then I feel myself put this wall up..

... but trust me, from recent experience...

... by a guy who made me touch a live fish. It was disgusting!

... end up leaving you so empty?

... I feel like our lives changed because they had to...

... wearing a price sticker on your forehead probably makes you one too.

... when it seemed like everything we believed in was about to slip away.

...and angst it out making your documentary.

...and there's a million guys after you...

...and whenever I get bored...

...and you just know there's gotta be something more than...

...ever.

...family is the most precious gift we are given.

...from Thy bounty, through Christ, our Lord.

...I wanted it for all the wrong reasons.

...magic has come to us in a pair of pants.

...run over and join your coach.

...than she found here among us.

...that didn't revolve around flowers, or hors d'oeuvres menus..

...the one where the castle's under siege

...to find my place in the world before I have to leave it

...we're assembled here, in the presence of God and these witnesses...

...when he was younger, he ran a lemonade stand.

...when I was 12.

...who should be up here with us.

"What Were They Thinking?" take seven.