Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) Soundboard Edit

A forever keepsake of your passion.

A.k.a. you, in the movie.

Ain't love grand?

An American Werewolf in Brenda?

And knows his goddamn position behind this fucking counter

At the idea of people watching, not because of Zack.

Brandon is the star of such adult fare as... What was that one called again?

But are you in gay porn?

But I think I just jerked off Lester a little bit.

But if someone said, I got a tape of Rosie O'Donnell getting fucked stupid,

But we decided not to, and we got drunk alone instead

But you are my friend.

Can you get an advance on your card?

Cleaning this place out, building the sets, sewing the costumes, it's just...

Condos is what's going on, as soon as this shit hole's demo'd

Deacon.

Do me this favor, okay?

Every movie needs an ending, don't it?

Everybody wants to see anybody fuck

Everyone with an ass loves to watch shit while they shit.

Excuse me, I met my wife in kindergarten.

Get a fucking nicer apartment with heat in it maybe.

Go Steelers

He said he makes a hundred grand a year

Hello

Her name, Bubbles.

Hey, what is that?

Home of Zack and Miri Make Your Porno,

I bet people don't make porno, because they have families

I came here tonight

I did it for you so you wouldn't get road rash during our scene,

I don't get why you're putting so much effort into this thing

I don't think we're gonna keep a roof over our heads.

I just wanted to see some free titties

I love you, Miri

I love your enthusiasm. Here you go. Write your e mail address on that

I mean, I've had enough practice and everything. That...

I mean, nobody wants to see us fuck, Zack.

I sure as shit hope this pays better, I tell you.

I think there's a cigarette butt in there

I think they're in hell

I wanna fuck him

I'll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGyver.

I'm following Granny Panties with Swallow My Cockuccino.

I'm gonna lay down the law for this ****a, I put food on his table,

I'm hunting humans.

I'm jealous right now because you're, like, super famous.

I'm ready

I'm using your laptop.

If I was gonna do anything, I'd wanna one up the asshole

If you wanna get with him, you should just go ask him.

Is this sexy?

Just tell me I'm prettier than when we graduated.

Kiss the muscle.

Let me see them titties.

Let's give a hand to our hotties with the bodies from last night

Look at you, editor and DP. You got your shit covered, man.

More tongue

No, I want to. Anal's great for when you're constipated

No, you know what I do actually, is I light a bunch of candles

Not be ridiculously filthy and off putting,

Oh, because I was like, who would wanna fuck puss?

Oh, my God, did you guys do this?

Oh, that is special.

Okay, I never thought I would have that conversation.

Okay, seriously, get a picture of me right now

Okay, uh

Okay.

Okay.

Ooh, heh, heh.

Our scene's tonight, right?

People who like comics and sci fi

Remember? I'd yell it at you whenever we passed each other in the hallway?

Roll tape

Seriously, thanks.

So do you want me to give you your cream now?

So please tell me, how can I afford to start over?

Sometimes we just need someone

Special skills?

Strictly a business decision. It's a means to an end

Take the cup there and then scoop it in, there you go.

That is not shit, that would be our bi monthly newsletter.

That is the best porn name I've ever heard, man.

That sounds like a real movie

That way if you get caught, no one thinks it's weird.

The panties are actually in the house.

The reason you haven't taken me to your mother's...

Then why are you here?

They say it's the best chance to get everyone together.

Think a kid in Darfur gets saved every time a vibrator makes you come? No

To the multi million selling Swallow My Cockuccino II

Wait, wait, wait. She changed rooms?

We gotta finish this movie

We're not touching dicks, each other's dicks anyway.

What are you doing?

What kind of evil fucks turn off your power the day..

Where the fuck you been? And who in the fuck is this now?

Whew. I think I need a drink

Why complicate that with sex?

Why don't you spring and get a new one?

With this Barbie dress up shit,

Wow.

You don't know how to ease people into this situation

You sneaky Indian motherfucker. I tell you, yes.

You're gonna fuck a guy who doesn't know your last name?

Ain't nobody wanna grab on you. White boys love me.

All right. Let's do it.

and you can't contain yourself. Oh, I'm sorry

Are you being sarcastic? No, I'm not.

Awesome. It updates you

Bitch. Bitch.

Bring it back. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Guilty as charged

Hey, how'd it look? How do you think it looked?

I got it. I got it.

I... Hello, Miriam.

I'm not interested. Sorry. You'd better get interested

Is that like a sequel? Sort of.

It was closed. It was closed over, it was not closed

It was so awesome. Awesome, yeah.

Just so you know, I eat the pussy. He does

Lawrence of a Labia. No

Move in for coverage. Nice

No, I have not seen Miri. I wasn't gonna ask that.

No. I'm gonna let you get to it

Not really

Oh. Whoa.

Okay, all right. Just leave them. Just leave them

Pull out a bit, actually. That's hot.

Sure. Thanks

That goes both ways, buddy. You've never seen my dick.

Those are fucking granny panties

Well, I can try stuff on at the store

Well, I've grown up. Yes. Yes, you have.

What? Nothing.

Who cares what the title is? The porn I liked when I was a kid,

Whoa. Stinky Linky. Yeah. Although it's just Miri now

Why not? Because after you left that night,

Yeah? You look fantastic.

You guys never did it before? It's fine

You smell that? Is that the car? Fuck. Oh, goddamn it.

...do that.

...speak me, say you were playing baseball here the other night

...to high end, quality production digital video

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