The Deuce - Season 1 Edit

A color TV, and you're living

A couple of **** hold the notes

A couple of trips in the wagon and we straight.

A girl could get her arm broke or she could get cut.

A guy opens his envelope on Friday, he'll find cash.

A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

A little, yeah, but that's cool.

A lot of stars got their start this way.

A movie of myself.

A nationwide strike by air controllers in Canada...

A nationwide strike by air controllers in Canada...

A New York station

A personal check?

A sold out show tonight, ladies. In you go, Thunder.

A thousand a week for the next 20 weeks,

A woman is supposed to please

Abby, you love to read.

Abe Attell, Benny Leonard, Battling Levinsky,

About Mickey "Super Gentile" Mantle?

About my brother... And his 32 five large.

Action.

Actually they do, genius.

After Pop, she always served you first.

Against the van now. Keep moving, Bunny.

Ah, you can't be making those kinds of decisions

Ah!

Ain't no need for the rest of the sales pitch, is there?

Ain't no one man can handle but two or three bitches anyway.

Ain't seen him.

Ain't that right, Officers?

Ain't the aggressive type.

Ain't you read the Constitution?

Ali MacGraw gonna want your autograph.

All day.

All for you, daddy.

All I know is they made more money tonight

All I need is one good woman, and I'm gone.

All right, all right. I'll go... I'll go look.

All right, asshole, get over here.

All right, baby, make that money

All right, bring it over.

All right, easy. Just keep calm, all right?

All right, here.

All right, ladies, show and prove.

All right, let me see. You're good.

All right, let's move.

All right, listen to me, I got robbed tonight with a gun.

All right, look, I got a bar I need to tend.

All right, we got fried eggs, bacon, and we got a cup of coffee.

All right, we'll catch you later.

All right, we'll don't wake him up.

All right, well, no one eats Korean food, Kim,

All right, who's good?

All right?

All right? I haven't finished my drink.

All right? Mm hmm.

All right? My head got banged up real good.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All these properties just sitting here, vacant.

All they want to do is shanghai your stable.

Also, I want four no show jobs as well.

Aluminum gives you more light, white gives you a softer glow.

Americal Division.

An appeal to pity if I ever heard one.

And 'cause there ain't no 1 5 Precinct.

And a fine black bitch, and work 'em.

And air conditioning in the bargain.

And another guy over at the Brill Building, too,

And both your brothers are upstate from that shit.

And considering her brothers are upstate, her father's a Shylock,

And deal with scum, all right?

And don't talk, Tracey.

And everybody saying

And everybody saying

And get some beauty sleep, all right?

And go with a Chink on the other side of the river?

And have a cocktail on the way, an aperitif, perhaps?

And he will drop that big motherfucker on you."

And I ain't seen any.

And I bet there isn't a one of them who's happy.

And I don't steal across the river.

And I get half the take from the machines I put in there,

And I hand them out to some of the fellas.

And I know what he wants to fucking do.

And I rolled that rock away with my hand...

And I started crawlin' around in the sand...

And I'll come past for free next week?

And I'll see them again.

And I'm guessing you got copies people can buy, too.

And I'm like, "I'm not going over there

And if I totally hang this hang guy up,

And if there's hell below

And if there's hell below

And if you got 'em, you better speak their language.

And it ain't like you ain't out there

And it brings in the suit and tie trade into the bar.

And it costs just as much as someone who takes longer

And it keeps you trim.

And it's a secret what you do.

And it's illegal to sell pictures of people having sex for money.

And lawn furniture, fucko.

And let your daddy ass fuck you all over again.

And she'll give in to you

And she'll give you happiness

And so easy to upset

And still have balls, right?

And that's his job, right?

And the 200 block of the West 4 3.

And then I'm gonna fuck you so good,

And there's gotta be some truth to it

And they heard her mother declare, quote, "Angela"...

And Vikings.

And want her Want her...

And what's this one?

And you don't never come home to me.

And you really turned that Chink dog palace around,

And you should talk. Let me see. In you go.

And you're a barman.

And you're not making another dime.

And your dad's a fucking asshole.

And your good looks, shoot, thoroughbred like you,

And, action.

And, baby, it was all right, yeah

And, end of the day, they gotta drink, too,

And, God's truth, Lori, I'm...

Another day, another dollar.

Another one inside Grant's Bar.

Any payoffs you gotta make, any other expense,

Anyone not collared in the last 48 hours, you know the drill.

Anyway, that's the offer, Mr. Pipilo.

April, Marshal Dillon.

Apron wearing motherfucker.

Are the derricks doing $5 and $10 slobber jobs around the clock

Are you looking for anything specific?

Are you saying you want extra? Yes, please.

Aren't you gonna cuff me?

Argumentum ad hominem

Argumentum ad misericordiam.

As for your fuck nuts look alike brother,

As fucked up as you are

As it was getting dark.

As she's had stuck in her, she'd be a fucking porcupine.

As you see, there are a number

Ashley, honey, what you crying for?

Ashley, honey... Hmm?

Ask who?

Ask your wife. She ain't you.

Asshole.

At the end.

At the Rialto right now out in the open.

Aw, come on. What?

Baby, I'm in love!

Baby, put that shit away.

Bah, Noxzema.

Bar pulls money. Some, anyway.

Barb, look at the menu.

Barney Ross, Slapsy Maxie Rosenbloom.

Be careful.

Be cool, Lonnie.

Be here any minute. Naomi!

Because he owes everybody in New York fucking City

Because the cops would raid the shit out of this motherfucker quick.

Because to Dom, I'm always just the fucking help.

Been looking for you all over.

Before 11:00, it'd make more.

Before the sun catches us all.

Before you do him next time, you let him know

Bending over, spilling on you.

Bernie said he saw it at Fat Mooney's.

Between John's and Ray's. Seriously,

Between my expertise..

Birthday boy.

Bitch got too much ass.

Black's still on the truck. We got two more after this.

Blackmail. Yeah.

Blacks and the crackers

Blacks and the crackers

Blow jobs, right? I don't watch.

Bob said our man would be there.

Bob says he's always in the middle of the block.

Bomb the shit out of Vietnam, take over Cambodia, whatever the fuck.

Bonus for my time.

Boo!

Boxing, asshole.

Boxing? Jesus, Mary, Joseph.

Boy, I've never seen so many doors.

Boy...

Breakfast.

Brogan wearing popcorn pimp's nut.

Brother's an interesting character,

Brothers and the whiteys

Brothers and the whiteys

Brought me out here to look at a hotel?

Bullshit on Dick Van Dyke eating pizza on Avenue J.

Bullshit! These here are imports.

Bullshit? Fucking true. Sausage and onion.

Bullshit? Look at that.

Bullshit. Let me see.

Burgs are gonna take a while, so...

But after while, most of them, they just want you to fail.

But at the end of the day,

But do you know how stupid that is?

But even more common is the manipulation

But for you, Stu...

But he can't play it like that.

But I have to be in court.

But I'll post her bail right here, right now.

But I'll work that out.

But if she had as many pricks sticking out of her

But if you see your brother,

But it doesn't matter to me who your father is;

But it was just for that man. Uh huh, shit.

But it works for me.

But just to be clear,

But most of all, you got to please her Please her

But on my salary there's no way I'm gonna catch up to the vig.

But thank you. All right.

But that won't work on the streets.

But the best thing for you right now?

But the business would be yours.

But the hard core stuff stays in paper bags.

But the people that do are in trouble.

But they don't worry

But they don't worry

But watch, he's gonna get her through it.

But we're dying here.

But we're gonna get it and deliver beyond what we owe.

But when come time to do

But when come time to do

But when I go, will they be quick?

But why bother if there's no payout, right?

But you ain't gonna make no money with Richie.

But you could give me back 20 and I can sign it over.

But you do it, Darlene, right?

But you gonna be.

But you notice how they cut out before he split it?

But you only get paid once. Same as a trick.

But you stay away from my girls.

But, hey, their money spends

But, um, the clientele?

Buy him a game or something.

Buy one back from me. 10 bucks.

By the time we get checks, there's no cash till Monday.

C.C., please, get this man off of me.

Call my office.

Called Existentialism and the Absurd.

Can I ask what precinct

Can I check out a book?

Can I confide something in you?

Can I get a few minutes?

Can I get a match, girl?

Can I give them last call?

Can I help you with something?

Can I make a phone call?

Can we stop at the Rexall? I need mouthwash.

Can you get us, too, Vince?

Can't you see I'm talking here? Answer me

Candy, baby? Mm hmm.

Candy, hey.

Candy.

Careful with those meat hooks.

Catch the dawn, you feel like a vampire.

CC

CC don't like to eat alone.

CC said I should come rap to you all some,

CC wants women just like the rest of them.

CC.. I ain't say you could speak!

Celebrities now and then.

Check it out, Lori.

Chris, get over here.

Christ, you blew this place up tonight, didn't you?

Christ.

Closet.

Come on, baby.

Come on, baby. Come on

Come on, Flanagan. I ain't working.

Come on, one more each, ladies.

Come on, Vince, they don't bite.

Come on, we're going home.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Ow.

Commercial robberies. Holy shit

Confiscate the rest of this stock, come on.

Cook up some steaks or Italian?

Could be. I don't know.

Could send you back to West Virginia

Crowd changes later on. The 1 4 got the wagon out.

Crown Royal, if you please. They'll be lining up every Friday.

Customized El D, to be exact.

Damn it.

Damn near made a mess of my night. Sorry to hear it

Damn sure is.

Damn, boy! What happened?

Damn.

Damn.

Damn. That's it

Darlene never said nothing to me.

Darlene, ain't no laying back tonight. You hear me?

Darlene, what do you want, an address?

Darlene.

Darlene. What you need?

Dead? Yeah.

Deader than Bobby Kennedy in here.

Degenerate ass a week or two.

Despite all the computations

Destry rides again?

Dick Van Dyke? Yeah, sausage and onion.

Dick Van Dyke's in front of me ordering a slice.

Did this man fuck you from behind?

Did you ever hear anyone talk

Do a lock in if you have to.

Do that.

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you believe that?

Do you have a card?

Do you like this look?

Do you really think you need to tell me about dick drip?

Do you think you could advance me now

Does he give him the car for less?

Does he know that she loves him?

Does he pay less than the guy who comes in, takes forever,

Does it show?

Doesn't argue about the color or whatever,

Doesn't dick around, doesn't need a long test drive,

Doesn't seem fair.

Doing what I can for you.

Don't even think about it, bitch.

Don't even think about it, bitch.

Don't fall in love with it.

Don't get all excited, for fuck's sake.

Don't get all worked up.

Don't get your panties in a twist, Bobby.

Don't look at me.

Don't squint.

Don't we all?

Don't you gotta study?

Don't you hear me?

Don't you want to be a part of something bigger, huh?

Down at the fat man's bookstore on the Deuce.

Dresses up the waitresses.

Drinks on me tonight, guys.

Drunk.

Duck salad.

Eggrolls. And you?

Eh, the bosses figure if they pay us in the morning,

Eileen, this is your mother.

Eileen...

Enough to last till the end of time

Eric.

Etymological fallacies. Right

Etymological fallacies..

Even Ma thought the sun rose out of your ass.

Even though it makes me sad, now

Ever wonder what it's like for them to be objectified?

Ever wonder what they think about that?

Every bitch up here one way or the other

Every time I turn around, there's some asshole dago thinks he owns the world

Every two weeks, A hundred to play pretend.

Everybody goes tonight.

Everybody praying

Everybody praying

Everybody, I don't wanna go, baby

Everybody's laying

Everybody's laying

Everyone against the van. Shit!

Everyone here came from somewhere else.

Everything else before he's done and ready to buy?

Everything goes in a can.

Everything I own smell like pussy, baby.

Everything is everything, man.

Exactly. That's right.

Exam's gonna be cake.

Except for that John. All right.

Excuse me, baby.

Excuse me, Miss Motherfucking Bitch. What?

Excuse me, Officer.

Excuse me, Officer. Officer.

Excuse me.

Extra 20?

Fair? You barely had to do anything.

Family restaurant. Yeah.

Fat Mooney?

Fellas, watch the bodegas, all right?

Film is expensive. My time?

Fine ain't good enough for a woman like you.

Fine, you two just play nice.

First one's free tonight. Show that glass to your barman.

First one's on me, but you gotta be discreet.

First one's on the house, gentlemen.

First round's on me, Vinnie.

First thing after the money, you check his Johnson.

First time for me.

First time in New York? Does it show?

Flapjacks for Miss Candy. Thank you, baby.

For crying out loud. In you go.

For fuck's sake, say yes.

For me and my fucking family!

For me.

For real? I'm not saying I would use that shit.

For the distributor this morning.

For the machines. Yeah.

For you, Officer? Okay...

Found handcuffed in his car by the Lionel Hotel,

Four last week.

Francis Albert's from Hoboken. He owns New York.

Frankie... he enlisted, joined the Marines

Frankie's all right.

Friday. All right.

From a known West Side skel.

From central booking.

From that rack so you can look, you know, more New York.

From the general to the specific,

Fuck him.

Fuck is this? That's a pretty shirt.

Fuck it.

Fuck me, you just used "venial" in a sentence?

Fuck me.

Fuck nuts, where's our drinks?

Fuck you doing in Queens? Well, they still take my bets there.

Fuck you say.

Fuck you, Cecelia. You've never met him.

Fuck you, Vin.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. Right.

Fuck, no.

Fuck.

Fucked up. You're good.

Fucking around on me when you can.

Fucking CC snapped you up quick.

Fucking happy now, Kim?

Fucking hot out there in the sun today.

Fucking thieves!"

Fucking you. You're 19, for God's sake.

Fucking?

Gave him a uniform and an M16.

Gentlemen, first drink free.

Get in the backseat, Abby.

Get in the van, Ash.

Get myself up to speed.

Get off me!

Get rid of the creme de menthe already

Get the make work money for Rudy?

Get up, get on up

Get up, get on up...

Getting fucking groceries like every fucking day.

Gin Rickey? Grasshopper?

Girl, Ashley didn't need Bernie Wolf.

Girls look hot?

Give it to one of those guys in the movie business

Give me 100 on the Metropolitans.

Give me a month. I'll pay up front. Sis boom...

Give me a second. Thanks, Vin.

Give me something I can't get at home.

Give me that, Barbara. When I'm done, girl.

Go ahead.

Go to sleep, Vinnie. You look tired.

Go, go, yeah.

Go.

Go.

Go. Put your coat in your room.

God bless you.

God damn it, Roy, who built the pyramids?

God damn it.

God damn right it's a Cadillac.

God damn, Flanagan, I got it right here.

God...

Gonna get another dent in that head.

Good.

Good.

Goodbye.

Got a friend named Tony. He cooks in the kitchen.

Got a room at the Lionel. Convenient like.

Got inside your head?

Got served a Drano cocktail.

Got that, Loretta? Steady on it.

Got the fallacies and the rhetoric down, don't I?

Gotta drive five or six cars, talk about radio, the whitewalls,

Gotta go to one of them brown paper bag stores.

Gowanus, right?

Grab a cup of coffee and put your feet up, okay?

Grossman, Haddix,

Grossman, what are you getting your ass all up in the air for?

Guess again. Frankie, huh?

Guess I'm elected.

Guess they don't have those up in the Lakes, huh?

Gunpoint commercials on the 100 block of East 3 0,

Ha!

Had some shit go badly across the river.

Hanging underneath the table.

Hank Greenberg, freak of nature.

Has made that kind of mistake.

Have a good night, Officer.

Have a good night?

Have an extra 20 for it, okay?

Have been going strong for years, no offense.

Have you guys even read this yet?

Have you two get back together and have you mad at me forever.

He ain't being crazy at all.

He ain't curious about the human condition.

He ain't funny, Sam. He ain't funny.

He came to you? Why the fuck did he come to you?

He can't make good.

He cool

He crazy enough to do all kind of shit...

He didn't mean it, Larry. He just got excited

He do any God damn thing they can imagine, shit.

He doesn't give the easy customer

He doesn't like you, El. He likes how you present.

He don't participate, understood? Understood.

He fucks you up like this again,

He gave me an extra 20 for it. He didn't mean it.

He gonna have me raise up on him, you heard me?

He got my blood on his shoes, I know that much.

He got to make those slopes think

He had a little fever this morning, but he's okay.

He know the game.

He knows what I want to fucking do.

He might grow up to be a doctor.

He owes everybody in New York City.

He paid me extra.

He said I should add more tools to my toolbox.

He sells cars.

He wants her.

He was a beloved biology teacher.

He was taking a nap.

He woke up when he heard the doorbell.

He won't help you out.

He's a businessman. Came at me straight.

He's a pimp like a crippled little leaguer

He's a regular.

He's acting like a motherfucking fox.

He's allergic to school is all.

He's also irresponsible in the bargain.

He's different.

He's down in the basement.

He's fucking sick of this bullshit.

He's got a dealership.

He's got construction contracts in the city.

He's got other fish to fry.

He's just got a little problem with the wagers is all.

He's looking at me with these big fucking googly mongoloid eyes, right?

He's Ringo.

He's selling it?

Hear me, Loretta? We got you, Daddy.

Hell you want from me?

Hello? Kim, it's Vinnie.

Help a brother out here, Dolores.

Her name is Andrea.

Here you go, baby

Here you go, Mooney. I'm looking for work.

Here you go.

Here you go. Vince, my man.

Here, baby.

Here, I got it. I got it

Here.

Here's my car. Vince...

Here's what I propose.

Here's your money.

Hey, baby brother.

Hey, baby, how you doing?

Hey, baby. What do you think?

Hey, Bobby, you would fuck me twice to fuck them once.

Hey, Candy.

Hey, Chris, you wanna pick a number? Five?

Hey, darling. Other guy looks worse, right?

Hey, don't bust balls, all right?

Hey, Frankie. Susie.

Hey, fucko! Shit

Hey, gentlemen

Hey, give me one of those, will you?

Hey, Haddix. Shove over, Barb.

Hey, here she comes now...

Hey, hey, hey, keep your head, all right?

Hey, hey, hey. How you doing, honey? Ladies, ladies, ladies!

Hey, hey, hey. Let go.

Hey, hey.

Hey, honey, you looking for a date?

Hey, I can dig it. I work long hours, too.

Hey, I'll make you a star.

Hey, I'm gonna go with you. I gotta talk to Mooney, too.

Hey, I've seen her in action myself

Hey, it was all right

Hey, kids, what's going on?

Hey, let go of me, man.

Hey, let's play cards, okay?

Hey, Miss Merrell. This is Jimmy, the super.

Hey, Mommy, how you doing?

Hey, Moon.

Hey, my man Richie, one question...

Hey, Naomi!

Hey, shh!

Hey, sweetheart, come fuck with a pimp

Hey, there's an idea.

Hey, Thunder. Vince.

Hey, uh, can I just explain?

Hey, what the fuck?

Hey, where the fuck's Jersey?

Hey, you playing my song, baby?

Hey, you want a threesome? Hey, Ruby.

Hey, you want the rest of the pizza?

Hey, you, Acting 101, don't look at the camera, okay?

Hey, you're looking hungry

Hey, you're married with children

Hey, your money's no good here, Officer.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Ellen!

Hey. Hey.

Hey. How you doing?

Hey. The world's best shaved men all belong.

Hey...

Heya, Ronnie.

Hi, baby.

Hi, Vincent.

Hi. Is Eric here?

His bets do not play. That's fine with me.

His girls got daddy issues.

Hmm.

Hmm. NYU.

Hmm. What do you think?

Ho patrol!

Hold on, hold on, I don't even know

Hold on.

Honestly...

Hoping for the same or more this week.

Hourly or nightly? Take it off, take it off. Take it all off.

How about a ginger ale?

How about I take you in, too?

How about you just go home?

How about you?

How are you going to live?

How many on the payroll?

How much payroll do you got on the site?

How much she making?

How much?

How much?

How that feel?

How you feeling? Okay.

How you figure? He president.

How you know that?

How's that work?

However...

Huh?

Huh.

Huh.

Hundred percent? Hundred percent.

Hurt. Yeah?

I ain't even know, and I ain't interested.

I ain't met one yet couldn't be broke.

I ain't never verbalized this shit before

I am tired of this bullshit. Hey.

I am.

I appreciate everything.

I be tired, CC

I better get going.

I came upon a boulder

I can bear it so long as I'm near you. Oh, jeez.

I can do it.

I can look at you, tell you good.

I can make that on the corner.

I can make the drop on my way out.

I can't bend.

I can't do none of that until I make me a proper pile.

I can't even put it out in the store.

I can't get no business all crowded up with everyone else.

I can't go home with you, baby...

I can't play pool in my skirt.

I can't?

I completely forgot to get an education.

I could act in a real movie with a story and everything.

I could damn near be your father.

I could wear my hair in a shag like that.

I do? Yeah.

I don't bite.

I don't care. Go.

I don't fucking know. You don't know?

I don't get it, Vince.

I don't give a good fuck if you wet or cold or on fire,

I don't have 30.

I don't know what they think.

I don't know what your game is,

I don't know, Rudy.

I don't know.

I don't know. How does anyone live?

I don't like the way it looks on my hand. Take a seat.

I don't mind your business, but Kim don't like you bringing it in here.

I don't need anybody else to hold my fucking money for me.

I don't need anybody else to hold my money for me.

I don't see how you could fail every class.

I don't steal from Kim,

I don't steal from Kim. I told you.

I don't think you've seen this kind in a while.

I don't think.

I don't understand.

I don't wanna go, baby

I don't wanna go, baby

I don't wanna work tonight.

I get it, C.C.

I get them.

I got 82 grand in payroll right now.

I got a check from my grandma for 50.

I got a lot of chicks in the nest.

I got a room this side of the river.

I got down on my knees

I got it.

I got my own bathroom. I don't need much.

I got something for you.

I got something to do.

I got the drop tonight. Don't worry about that, Vinnie.

I got you going, huh?

I gotta pee.

I gotta piss like a racehorse. Hold the door.

I gotta take you to the station.

I gotta talk to him.

I gotta think about this, so maybe we can talk when it's quieter.

I gotta work both sides of the river

I guess somebody put the wrong one in this one, too.

I had a couple solids left.

I had a feeling.

I had never seen such a tight series.

I have a test in the morning, I just needed something to stay awake so I could study.

I have access to the payroll lists,

I have mortgage, two car payment.

I have too much respect for how hard my girls work for me

I hear you, Daddy.

I hear you, stretch.

I heard in that movie she ain't got no pimp.

I heard you used to play.

I heard you're running it in the machine over there.

I I'm a student, NYU. I have a test in the morning.

I just go to work every day, make my nut.

I just needed something to stay awake so I could study.

I just... I'm kind of tired.