Rap Sh!t - Season 1 Edit

A favor, whatever, just... just hit me.

About they students? Like, I... (scoffs)

Academically, Melissa is doing great.

Actually, our families, w we Jehovah's Witnesses. We don't...

After I had Melissa.

Ah...

Aight, or keep using your outside voice.

Aight. What is it?

Ain't no telling, man, you know? It's hard to say really.

Ain't nobody tryna be your Zola! Girl, bye!

All I know is, bro, we don't need no excuses.

All she doing is talking shit, and I could do that.

All the business I'm bringing in here?

All these female rappers have their ass and titties out

All your life, you got ****as trying to label you.

Allegories, metaphors... You know.

Almost.

Alright, so is there somebody that I can call?

Alright, thank you. I'll be in touch.

Alright, you can indulge me until the end of my statement,

Alright? 'Cause ****as is making some real jwett money right now.

Alright? I... (sighs)

Alright? If you're not on your hustle, I ain't 'bout it.

Alright. Alright.

Alright. Love you.

Alright. Thank you.

Am I wrong?

And a woman like you should be traveling the world.

And another student, and Ms. Kandi asked me

And anybody gave a fuck about it?

And bald, I ain't 'bout it!

And don't use the iPad while it's plugged in the wall

And for Melissa.

And how the fuck did that ****a know where the money was at?!

And I don't think that Shawna even respects that.

And I don't wanna look all unprofessional and bring her.

And I got her for us to record on.

And I know how to fix everything. I got you later.

And I think she knows how to rap,

And I thought I was gonna get paid for this placement shit,

And I thought that he and I were gonna make it together.

And I wonder where she could get that from.

And I'm trying to look after your future.

And if business been slow for you, what you think it's been for me?

And if he got a AP on his wrist,

And it is basically porn.

And it just happened so organically.

And it wasn't like that at all.

And it's dat! (laughs)

And it's gonna take Dorothy forever to relieve me.

And it's not that hard.

And let the future begin.

And Mia's dope. Like,

And my connect was on standby. That ****a was ready.

And second, I really don't appreciate, like, the assertion

And she came and shit on everything! Fuck.

And she just wanted to learn.

And signing my first artist.

And that was too long for you, but I wasn't finished.

And that's where your cut comes from.

And the bitch used to always think she was so smart.

And there is this great space camp I found. Look at this.

And they both go hand in hand, and if you got one,

And they still ain't paid me nothing for my engineer work,

And when people search for the song,

And when was you gonna mention that?

And y'all being in a group and just...

And y'all don't respect good music.

And you are literally always with her.

And you don't see a headboard or a box spring in sight,

And you don't. (laughs)

And you gonna ask me for the purple lipstick?

And you just sit in it.

And you seen Guap?

And you shouldn't have no babies with him."

And your girl is up in here rapping about gagging dick?

And, quiet as it's kept,

And...

Anything more specific?

Anyway...

At least you weren't stripping at The Office like I was.

Ay, ay, ay. Tonight's festivities

Bad bitches don't wait in line.

Be quiet! I'm on the phone!

Because I feel like you just tryin' to pick a fight.

Because I felt like... I felt like after high school,

Because I want people to focus on my lyricism,

Because it's a reaction video!

Because that's all the bitch got!

Because you're so good at it.

Before Angie comes back and fires us again.

Behind what?

Benjamin Crump: You asked a very profound question.

Big Fendi did this shit to Nicki. It goes on and on.

Biggie did this shit to Lil' Kim.

Bitch, is you serious?

Bitch, we in Miami.

Bitch, you shoulda seen her reciting poetry to Bam, bitch.

Bitch, you wasn't there!

Bitch.

Boom! Get yo ass on the ground!

Boy, I keep it smackin' around here.

Boy, what you know about that Boom Factor?

Break time is... over. (laughs)

Bro, it smell like an aquarium in here.

Broke boy or girl! There's girls out here that's broke! I know some.

Broke ****a.

Bus Announcer: (on PA) Next stop, Block East,

Business been slow.

But anyway, I'm doing makeup for these girls at the Plymouth,

But every single female rapper's success

But I actually do need to go.

But I c I could do it. I could hold my own.

But I can't just call in favors from my friends.

But I decided I'm better off doing my own stuff anyway, so...

But I didn't go to college.

But I don't want to keep doing it. Like,

But I just reconnected with an old friend,

But I think taking the time to help her talk through

But I'm not about to play dress up for ****as on the internet.

But it's gotta feel artful, too. Like, new.

But look, I got the ashtray.

But look, I got to go, girl.

But other than that, you good though, li'l mama?

But Pastor said he's still got a job for you if you interested.

But right now, there's no woman really, really doing that.

But the freestyle is just going crazy right now.

But we haven't seen each other in four months.

But you didn't listen, and now you're playing catch up, okay?

But you still work at the Plymouth?

But, I don't like ****as touching me though.

Call a Uber?

Can't believe you got me doing this.

Cashier: Next!

Cashier: Thank you. Next!

Cashier: That'll be 19.20.

Catch more flies with honey, love.

Chastity and...

Chastity: Look at her hatin' ass! Man, she

Christmas shopping a little early, are we?

Cliff, I'm gonna see you in, like, two weeks.

Come in with the hook right there! You say,

Come on, man. You know I don't trust none of these bitches.

Come on, now. Making plays. (laughs)

Coming to New York and getting too comfortable.

Could you imagine what I could've been doing

Customer 1: You don't got anybody else working?

Damn, I can't believe how big she is.

Damn! That shit was cold.

Dang, my baby smart, boy.

Did you get any updates? Has Crystal heard the song yet?

Did you get that formula for Tati Judith?

DM me some spots!

Do something the dinosaurs couldn't do

Do y'all know anything about this ****a?

Do you have anything else for them to see

Do you know how long it's been since I've posted something

Do you know who that is?

Do you think I'm stupid?

Do you wanna cook us something to blow off steam?

Don't give it up unless you see the license and registration.

Don't trip. You just on pause. I ain't hang up.

Don't worry about that.

Drag her to space? (laughs) Yo.

Dragging that poor baby to space.

Dramatic ass.

Drive... safely!

Dropped out to work with this...

Eh! Peter Piper picked a pussy!

Especially when they ain't got none of they motherfucking own.

Esther, stay outta this one. Girl,

Every time we saw a ****a in a Gucci belt?

Every time you go to say something, she'd,

Everybody's affected by predatory lending.

Everything is really poorly constructed. Okay.

Exactly, and then nobody wanna watch your little videos, okay?

Excuse me. What is this?

Fan: Dang, what you doin' here?

Fast cars, money.

Fast cars, money.

Fast cars...

Figure some shit out.

First of all, what do you know about that?

Follow Francois Boom, send this to a broke boy!

For real? She is...

For, like, three or four months.

Foul language and negativity and stuff like that.

Francois Boom. That's how I found her.

Francois, can you run that back?

Francois: No, I think we good, Shawna. You got it.

From Superstar Kids Learning Center.

Fuck all these broke boys! (laughs)

Fuck no. (laughs)

Fuck the flies!

Fuck y'all.

Fuck you mean, "drive safe"?

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fun bitch shit! You know, like... Something fun.

Get my body done, make a song about it, and boom.

Girl, did you get as fucked up as you got at the A3C birthday?

Girl, don't you let that baby treat you

Girl, I don't know that ****a.

Girl, I got a whole child.

Girl, I'm just playin'! (laughs)

Girl, I'm not trying to get done like The Renegade Girl.

Girl, if a ****a wanted NPR, they'd go get NPR.

Girl, one day ain't gonna make a difference.

Girl, people are sharing our video left and right.

Girl, this our spot. You know her? You know Shawna?

Girl, we just finished our first song.

Girl, what kind of parties you be at?

Girl, what the gay ****as got to do with it?

Girl, what you doing over there with this makeup?

Girl, you need a mask?

Girl, you sound like my baby daddy.

Girl, you the rapper, your life.

Girl! Ooh! Whatever happened to, um,

Go somewhere and act like you still in your 20s, girl!

Gonna rock with realer bitches. (scoffs)

Good luck, girl. You got it. No, not good luck.

Good night.

Got my friends, and we sharin' a Benz...

Guest: Just call me when my room is ready.

Guest: Just call me when my room is ready.

Guest: This is absolutely ridiculous. Look at her.

Hated her.

He didn't even do all that.

He made her this side chick, then he tossed her.

He never follow through and I be needing help.

He only got two bottles for his section,

He told me we needed to rethink my whole image.

He was in a black car.

Hello! Ms. Spotify!

Hello?

Help me get these in the car.

Henny: There she go.

Her daddy taught math?

Her daddy was a teacher.

Her feelings could go a long way.

Here you go.

Here you go. Elevator's just around the corner.

Here's my pink slip. That's it. I'm done.

Here's to making big deals

Hey, about this invoice, though,

Hey, but Shawna Shawna's up next though. Shawna's up next.

Hey, but you hear this track though?

Hey, Cliffany!

Hey, Jill! Um, I know you saw my texts, girl.

Hey, look, (clears throat)

Hey, look! Our night's just getting started!

Hey, Mia.

Hey, Tati Judith said make sure you label that shit, cuh.

Hey, Warren.

Hey, we need more female rappers like you.

Hey, what's hanging? It's Guapdad4000, baby.

Hey, yo, I'm in the middle of this studio session.

Hey, you hungry?

Hey, you know you just described a genius to me, right?

Hey, you recording me?

Hey! We got money, we got bitches, we got bottles, we got it all!

Hey. Aren't you the rapper girl from that video?

Hey. Did you say he had a black car? Was it a Nissan?

Hey. I always said you was a star.

Hey. I'm, uh, sorry I couldn't be there.

His shit was crooked, so this is my angle, bitch.

Hm. You should let me do that.

Holler at me. I can take care of you.

Honestly, I'm shocked you came through so quickly.

How am I supposed to aim at three of them at the same time, bro?

How I look?

How I see it, you lettin' these ****as control you!

How long that girl been running cards for you?

How we gonna get paid, Duke?

How you liking that 305 experience?

I actually am doing something with my life.

I add fire where I see fire. Next thing you know,

I ain't above seducing and scheming these ****as.

I ain't know what I wanted to be when I grew up.

I ain't never been the type,

I almost pulled my titty out.

I am at work,

I be watching your other raps sometime.

I been seeing that damn freestyle all up and down my timeline.

I bet this shit probably cost, what, a few grand?

I called earlier.

I came out the shower when it pulled off.

I can get it in front of the right people.

I clip my shits, dirty nail ****a.

I didn't know that my car was gonna get towed,

I didn't mean to make you feel like that,

I do have work, aight? Papa gotta make money.

I don't feel like addressing none of you ****as, man!

I don't know what to say.

I don't know, Cliff.

I don't know, I feel like I've breathed new life into it.

I don't know.

I don't know. I haven't done a collab like this

I don't know. Just be careful, girl.

I don't know. So,

I don't like how you're talking right now.

I don't negotiate with bitches.

I don't wanna just lean on you.

I feel I just feel behind.

I feel so bad calling you out the blue like this,

I feel so burnt, but I need a favor.

I fucking miss fucking you.

I fucking miss the way you taste.

I fucking miss you.

I fucking miss you.

I got some shit to take care of. I got real responsibilities.

I got you. Okay?

I gotta put her in a white preschool, okay?

I gotta watch what I do around her.

I guess. Yeah.

I hated it when I was with you, but...

I have, like, 10 minutes before I'm officially done,

I haven't heard this since...

I just I just need somebody to watch her real quick.

I just feel like I can never get on the same page with her.

I just got to work out the production 'cause, right now,

I just need the car seat.

I just need to check the bags real quick.

I just need to get people to know that it's us.

I just told you my life is trash. Like...

I just wanna make you feel good, baby.

I just wish we were with each other.

I just...

I keep doing all the dirty work.

I knew they was lookin' for somebody.

I know it's hard.

I know some shit now.

I know that things have been really difficult between us.

I know that... I know them cleavages.

I know there are conferences! I am speaking at one!

I know y'all mad! Y'all mad, too, look!

I know you ain't coming in here, smelling like the balls

I know you said you don't want my help,

I know, right? It was different,

I know. I need a man to spoil me.

I like what I like. Why are you sex shaming me?

I love you, too.

I love you. Give me air kiss.

I mean, I don't think nothing at all.

I mean, if you listened to anything

I mean, it'll only be, like, for a few.

I mean, maybe if you were

I mean, you could call BA again, but it ain't gonna make

I miss you fucking me.

I need a partner!

I need your half of the money for the rent.

I never got my degree.

I only want my daughter to listen to your shit.

I printed out some reading materials for you to take home,

I really do not know what she thinks I can do.

I really just took songs from the Dream Radio.

I really, really appreciate you though.

I requested an early check in, and they are telling me

I respected it.

I said over the years, you'd be set.

I said we ain't waitin' in no line.

I said, "But, where is my present?"

I saw her OnlyFans, Shawna,

I see.

I shouldn't have come at you earlier.

I spent all my money on a new microphone,

I still don't know who y'all talkin' about.

I think that you'd love it.

I thought for sure your room was going to be painted all black.

I thought somebody was sitting there.

I thought the whole point of your music was to,

I thought you would have copped out a long time ago.

I told her she ain't ever been to no strip club.

I told you I got you.

I told you I'm Mr. Fix It.

I told you we finna start a rap group.

I told you. I know my cleavages.

I tried to warn y'all fuck ****as,

I want a different type of female rapper."

I wanted to know if you could watch Melissa for me tonight.

I was here like this. Scoot here, Treasure.

I was hitting you about that, uh, invoice I sent over.

I was just thinking, like, maybe if you reposted it,

I was mad at first.

I was watching some of y'all videos.

I was. I was gonna do that. I really was,

I will be taking this to corporate!

I will be taking this to corporate!

I work three jobs. Why are you over there

I would Well, shit, tell Guapdad

I would have been a completely different person.

I woulda said something if I knew it was you.

I'll be back. Tell her I'll be back.

I'll burn this shit.

I'll make it up to you.

I'll make this shit back today.

I'll see y'all again next Tuesday.

I'll teach you some things. I been trying to tell you.

I'll tell you like I tell my hoes.

I'm a Miami bitch.

I'm always around a bunch of people. We study together.

I'm back in Miami, and I'm back handsome.

I'm dead! I'm weak! I'm dead! Okay, let's run it back.

I'm doing anything to make music work for me.

I'm doing something new.

I'm done being patient. No. I'm done caring.

I'm gonna give you the money for the car.

I'm gonna make you cum, baby.

I'm here. Where's your car?

I'm in New York City. What are you wearing?

I'm just paying my bills. Like, I still make music

I'm just shootin' my shot.

I'm just worried about, like,

I'm not I'm not proud to be having virtual sex,

I'm not deflecting. Fatima likes you,

I'm not saying she's not a talented, fly bitch,

I'm probably out here getting some money,

I'm really just leaving it up to Shawna.

I'm so sorry. Um... Do you mind if I just...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm still down to look for apartments.

I'm supposed to be meeting up with Shawna.

I'm the concierge here, which means I got everything you need.

I'm tired of being slept on!

I'm tired of being underrated!

I'm tryin' to put you on game.

I'ma go finish studying.

I'ma send you a little bit on top,

If a pencil breaks or if someone steps on her toe by accident,

If I had teachers like her who actually gave a fuck

If I pay the rent this month, you'll get the air fixed?

If there's nothing to follow up with.

If they didn't shut the hell up.

If they smart.

If you ever need a face done,

If you looking to make some extra cash,

If you sign up now, it's half the price.

If you were sorry, you would fix it!

If you're too emotionally available,

In Miami, we don't play that, alright?

In the meantime,

In this special live edition of Crabs In A Barrel,

In your face, you know?

Is brought to you by, uh, the Duke of Titties.

Is fighting gonna make you feel better?

Is it a way I can get, like, an advance or something?

Is that what you think is going on?

Is tied to some ****a that wants to fuck them.

It be another ****a in the back giving 'em bars!

It could get some more eyes on it,

It is kinda loud, so you gonna have to speak up

It pay off to dream big.

It shouldn't result in a big burst of anger.

It takes out like the pop sounds when you say p words.

It was a school night, and you had Melissa.

It won't happen again. I can promise you that.

It's 'cause you a rapper now?

It's a check about as big as a body positive bitch.

It's a pop filter. It's for... (blows)

It's astronomical. Like, a broke ****a have my pussy

It's bangin', ain't it?

It's hot as fuck.

It's just a little somethin' somethin', you feel?

It's just something to work on.

It's just...

It's like I'm begging motherf...

It's my roommate's. She been leaving her hair everywhere!

It's not a handout.

It's not that hard, Lamont! Damn!

It's really, really embarrassing.

It's right there.

It's... Fucking stupid?

Jermaine: How you gonna be a senator,

Jermaine: Wait, hold on. Is that Shawna?

Jigga Juice, what's happening, man?

Jimmy Butler had a party.

Joint custody is really the lick.

Just 'cause I'm cute like that.

Just doin' whatever the fuck you want to do?

Just give me, like, topics, ideas,

Just happy I get to see something new.

Just kidding, Tom. One penis for the rest of my life!

Just roll in there and do some ad libs.

Just text me when you're ready to stop playing

Just to be taken seriously? Come on, that's wack.

Karena's "Back That Ass Up" barbecue. (laughs)

Kayla: (on phone) Hi. This is Kayla

Kim was a woman's fantasy.

Ladies, if he's driving a Rolls Royce,

Lamont: (on video) Hold on, listen! Listen!

Lamont: (on voicemail) What's good, man? It's your boy Lamont.

Lamont: Hey, whatever. You know I got you.

Lamont: Put my little homie up on game.

Left cheek, right cheek thing going on.

Lemme finish. My bad if I paused

Let me fix this for you, with your tiny ass.

Let me help y'all out.

Let me just pull this over here.

Let me tell y'all something.

Let the garbage be in the garbage can.

Let's bust it!

Let's do this. Here.

Let's go! All me.

Like a bag of chips, just dry, bitch. Like, I

Like I don't drive safe no other time?

Like you thought you was better than everybody.

Like, fuck a broke, useless male.

Like, I can't even hate on her. Like, she on Cardi B shit.

Like, I know we...

Like, it's been three months, and I still ain't heard shit.

Like, just took over me.

Like, show me my present.

Like, whatever it is, it just gotta be fun and sexy,

Listen, my girlfriend is spittin' some bars for y'all.

Listen, my girlfriend is spittin' some bars for y'all.

Listen, please don't use all the battery on Ms. Shawna's phone.

Listen. I promise, I I thought of everybody else I could call.

Little bitch that work up here!

Living and breathing this rap shit! What?

Long as I known you, you always been so focused on your music.

Look good right now. I don't even feel good.

Look it, y'all. Do it again, Lissa!

Look,

Look, honestly, bruh, you gimme a couple more pieces...

Look, I forgot to tell you! I seen Lamont at the Publix

Look, I'm not taking nothin' from her.

Look, Mia.

Look, speaking of... (grunts)

Look. She's, like, this retired stripper.

Loosen up.

Make sure you feed her before you bring her to my house.

Man, I don't even know why you still fuck

Man, Renaldo? Li'l Ree Ree?

Man, that's some bullshit.

Man, what the f...

Man, when I heard the shit, I'm like, oh!

Man. Wasn't nobody even talkin' about you.

Manipulative producer,

Mariah: Come on, Mia! Look at the camera.

Maurice, which one of y'all little hoes dress you today?

Maurice: I just don't wanna be getting overcharged.

Maurice: No, no, no, no. See,

Maurie: Oh shit, you ain't know?

Maybe even some people at Spotify.

Maybe I wouldn't pick fights if you weren't commenting

Maybe it was a Glock.

Maybe she could replace loose pussy Jazmin ass.

Maybe the ****a worked at Target or something!

Maybe you could listen to our song.

Me and you go back.

Meanwhile, this bitch don't know nobody in this place.

Melissa often has big reactions

Melissa told a student

Melissa: Okay...

Mia, I'm... I'm so sorry.

Mia, your mama was the same way.

Mia: (laughs) Thank you.

Mia: (rapping) Classy. I'm a real bitch, but I'm nasty. Ride the D...

Mia: Did I tell y'all about this one ****a who I used to fuck with?

Mia: I know this ****a didn't buy a new watch.

Mia: Okay, I'm finna turn the instrumental on.

Mia: Run, bitch!

Mm hmm. If you can't satisfy me, I ain't 'bout it!

Mm hmm. Y'all was on two different pages.

Mm mmm. That baby don't need to be watching that mess.

Mm. Big.

Mm. I mean,

Mm. I mean, the game is the game.

Mm. Maybe.

Mm. You hard?

Mm...

Mm...

Money?

My "faucet" is broken.

My art is not for the male gaze.

My auntie, she about to get on a flight, like, tonight,

My baby daddy was supposed to pick up my daughter from school,

My family ain't come from no money.

My mama at work. Lamont grandma is sick.

My ****a, this barely a sprinkle.

Nah, but check it out. Pull up tonight...

Nah, cuh, that shit was gris.

Nah, I gotta want you to touch me.

Nah, please don't do that.

Nah, the night was crazy! We needed this!

No disrespect,

No, but I am gonna perform for you.

No, I did that. I did that.

No, I didn't stop! I didn't stop!

No, it it's fine. It's fine. I'll be there.

No, it's not. Nothing is guaranteed for me.

No, ****as didn't...

No, no, it's actually fire.

No, no, no. I just I'm not in the mood. I feel stupid.

No, not lyrics. I could do that.

No, not yet. I got in...

No, that's not how it happened.

No, you didn't, but noted.

No, you fucking don't! No, you don't!

No, you look sexy! Come on.

No!

No! I don't even (laughs)

No! Like, male gaze. Like patriarchy shit.

No. W why are

Not one of them.

Not what I look like. You know,

Now I gotta go up there tomorrow!

Now I know why you needed that extra bread.

Now she in a rap group? What is happening?

Now she using her following to cash in on music.

Now, he's promoting this Blackface ass artist.

Now, you can make videos just like Mommy does.

Of all creeds.

Oh fuck.

Oh look! And it went through,

Oh my god!

Oh my god. (laughs)

Oh my god. (sighs)

Oh my god. You know what? We should start a rap group.

Oh shit! We still on live with this fake deep shit.

Oh shit.

Oh, hell yeah. Line wrapped around the block?

Oh, I don't have one yet.

Oh, I was I was being sarcastic.

Oh, j j just jot down this number.

Oh, never mind. I'm stuck that way.

Oh, shit! (laughs)

Oh, so (laughs, sniffs)

Oh, wait. Are we gettin' started?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got you.

Oh, you already know how we do, man.

Oh, you must have forgot I ain't charge you shit

Oh! Girl, I seen you had got signed, and...

Oh! Hey, boo!

Oh! I'm next! It's my fucking bachelorette weekend!

Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. Uh, Burt,

Oh! SM7B?

Oh. Cum with me.

Oh. I was gonna say maybe we could just...

Oh. Oh, yeah. Can we, um, can we try for another night?

Oh... You got a pen or something sharp?

Okay, fine. Drive safe.

Okay, girl. Let me follow the formula.

Okay, go in there, I'll play the beat for you,

Okay, I wanna say something like this.

Okay, I was thinking on the second verse,

Okay, I was working on my album with him,

Okay, if you not paying my rent, I ain't 'bout it,

Okay, just follow me to the front desk.

Okay, let me help.

Okay, maybe Kim did,

Okay, so boom. Check this.

Okay, so stop acting like you can't hear me then!

Okay, so turn the music down! Step outside! I mean, it's...

Okay, so we supposed to go to customer service

Okay, we can work with this.

Okay, yeah, and you know I'm the one

Okay, you always complain about being slept on,

Okay!

Okay? Do not pass go, do not collect $200, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. (sighs)

Okay. And?

Okay. ID, please.

Okay. It can be fun and sexy. It can be all those things,

Okay. Like I said, you do not get it.

Okay. See you. Have fun.

Okay. The total is...

Okay. Uh...

Okay...

On other girls' Instagram photos.

On some real shit, I already got a vision for y'all.

Once, once you sing with a girl like that,

Ooh! Okay. Thank you so much, Jill.

Or give in to this industry bullshit.

Or married to somebody who was.

Or they could just google "hobosexual Haitian,"

Out of commission.

Over and over again! It's tired!

P P P P P P Pop that pussy!

P P.

People are finally gonna hear my music.

People are really going to feel this.

People start caring about my music.

Please give us a call back.

Please, Mama, I I don't wanna talk about him.

Plus, I needed to get some gear for my studio.

Plus, this is my career, too,

Pussy and money,

Pussy this, pussy that. What's, what is it about?

Real bitches gonna ride for you.

Reality Star: (on TV) Alright, alright, alright.

Remember that.

Rent due Friday! Damn!

Rent due, and I need to make some money. So,

Right.

Right. Be livin' the life, huh?

Rub it for me now.

Run! (laughs)

Say hello to my little friend.

Say it again, Mia. Say it again.

Scary ass hoe.

Seduce and scheme! (laughs)

See, that's why I don't fuck with broke ****as

Shawna, that smell good! Uh, you make enough for me and bae?

Shawna, what happened to taking a break?

Shawna: Hey, I got another card.

Shawna: I tore up my whole closet trying to make a studio for us.

Shawna: Look at today's blazer, y'all. This ****a muttin'.

Shawna: Oh, my god. She got so much work done.

Shawna: Please be gentle. Yeah.

Shawna: She got a lot of work done.

Shawna: This for real, dog? What?

Shawna: This is basically her office at this point.

Shawna: Whenever a VIP comes in,

Shawna: Why are you showing me this?

She about to get turnt up!

She always look like that?

She can go with me to the store.

She cutting up enough people at school.

She don't want Roselyn accidentally

She eat like a grown ass woman, Teisha,

She experienced in all this.

She got out the club, started a OnlyFans,

She has a really loyal following.

She has so much engagement.

She need to be remembered.

She said a astronaut?

She said the shit that girls wanted to say.

She said the student was being loud,

She says she gonna connect them with another VIP.

She texted me earlier, bro. Don't...

She told me she wants to be an astronaut, hence...

She used to be, like, Kirsten Dunst white.

She's back, she's back, she's back. She's back. Shh.

She's rapping now, and it's good, too.

She's so damn thick. I just wanna get behind her

She's so satisfied with herself. She is so happy

She's the holy grail of microphones,

Shit, I don't know! I I think the shit was planned

Shit, I know you can't smell. This house smell like hot ass,

Shit, I thought I was gonna be big, too.

Shit, I'd rather have a piece of degree

Shit, nothin'. Chillin'. Hey, yo,

Shit, we can get this shit together.

Shit, you a real one.

Shit! Like, listen.

Shit.

Shit.