Broad City (2014) - Season 2 Edit

A (Bleep) dud!

A couple of my best friends showed up.

A dental surgery victim needs.

A diamond?

A guy just ran in here.

A hot sec from here.

A lot more time with him lately, right?

A lot of different ways, but not...

A lot of traffic around it.

A lump of clay we're gonna sculpt together, Abbi.

A man!

A mangina is when a guy pulls his dick through his legs,

A mother(Bleep) nose ring!

A nose ring, dude?

A Philadelphia queen from down the main line,

A tapeworm.

A throwback Thursday pic that I put up.

A time to talk about that, like, just the two of us,

A to D.

A weed genius!

A Windsor knot.

A...

Ab dude, we should roll to the wedding.

Ab, Ab, Ab.

Ab, all throughout college, I slept with a strap on on,

Ab, do you think Lincoln and I are like a "couple"?

Ab, I got one!

Ab, I gotta go get a wig, it's my birthday!

Ab, it's already over.

Ab, try it.

Ab!

Ab!

Ab?

Ab?

Ab?

Ab? Abbi?

Ab.

Abbi

Abbi a!

Abbi Abrams!

Abbi Anna Abrams! My mother's freshly dead!

Abbi had to go because she's got a tapeworm in her butt.

Abbi is weak right now, like a baby, like an infant.

Abbi needs to take two Vicodin every four hours.

Abbi, Adele.

Abbi, angle his gluteus towards me.

Abbi, bragging about not judging something

Abbi, buy me that.

Abbi, come on, join the party, jump in.

Abbi, come on, join the party, jump in.

Abbi, give it to her.

Abbi, I can't.

Abbi, I don't think I can do this.

Abbi, I just saw an Instagram of you at a party

Abbi, I need you to go talk to Melody.

Abbi, if you farted, it's all right.

Abbi, it is going to be off the damn chain.

Abbi, motivate him, tell him how ripped he's gonna be.

Abbi, oh, it's so good to see you.

Abbi, put those away.

Abbi, sweetheart,

Abbi, thank you so much for talking to Melody for me

Abbi, that foot is jacked up.

Abbi, that trick is for after hours, okay?

Abbi, that's really dangerous.

Abbi, when you said,

Abbi, you never give me enough credit.

Abbi, you're such a good cleaner.

Abbi!

Abbi!

Abbi!

Abbi!

Abbi!

Abbi!

Abbi!

Abbi!

Abbi!

Abbi!

Abbi!

Abbi!

Abbi! (Foot stomping)

Abbi! I spilled!

Abbi! Ilana!

Abbi?

Abbi?

Abbi?

Abbi?!

Abbi.

Abbi. (Scoffing)

Abbi...

Abbi...

Abbi's blood mother is in Turks and Caicos,

Abbi's the man, Abbi's the man.

Abbi's transitioning into becoming a man,

Abbi's wearing my backpack as a diaper.

About Grandma Esther passing away.

About where our food comes from and stuff.

About?

Absolutely.

Actually, call me Miss Wexler.

Actually, if you guys want to carry boxes

Actually, we couldn't, because we're going to the meat sack

Add a whole new element to your image.

Adele, it was so nice meeting you.

Adele, this is Abbi.

Admitting it is the first step in the road to recovery.

Adults aren't supposed to ask kids to keep secrets.

After a dude went unconscious.

Again, that's not what I said.

Ah, come on, this is unbelievable!

Ah, good.

Ah, Stacey. That's so good.

Ah, we just had sex.

Ah!

Ah! Balls.

Ah.

Ah... all right.

Ah... Mmm...

Ah... oh, man!

Ahh, Jeremy.

Ahh! Ahh!

Airball.

Ali, is there a problem?

Alia Hanoon.

All he does is talk about how funny you are.

All Hollywood media is porn,

All I am calling it.

All lumpy and (Bleep).

All major religions have a dual God system,

All my senses are heightened,

All night long

All right

All right, Abbi, pick a hand.

All right, Abbi, that was not great.

All right, agree to disagree.

All right, buddy.

All right, don't forget to wear a condom.

All right, go protein up, all right?

All right, guys, what's up?

All right, guys!

All right, I agree.

All right, I'll just cliff notes it for you then.

All right, I'll take this and we'll take these.

All right, I'll take... I'll take the cash.

All right, I'm going to show you guys how it's done first

All right, I'm gonna be spontaneous.

All right, I'm gonna go grab my Lumia and take some pics.

All right, I'm gonna hold the bed,

All right, I'm sorry, you guys.

All right, let's get to work.

All right, let's open this up

All right, listen.

All right, Maria, so it's your first day.

All right, okay.

All right, okay.

All right, party's over, you (Bleep).

All right, so we can eat as many dumplings as you want...

All right, switch, now I get to be Rose.

All right, thank you.

All right, we need to go outside for real

All right, well, have fun.

All right, who's got a Marc Jacobs peacoat?

All right, yeah.

All right, you go ahead

All right, you got it, and then I just straddled.

All right, you got your tweezer and your tweezing mirror.

All right! Okay.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Jesus, cool down.

All right. Thank you, guys

All the good (Bleep) is always down a manhole.

All the lawyers are now into me

All the way to the master fridge.

All this free booze and all this free food.

All those beefcakes.

All we have to do is find this person, get Kelly's coat,

All we want is some wooden milk crates

All you can eat buffet!

All you, buddy. All you, all you.

Also, a (Bleep) ton of people play that song and love it!

Also, I found a clue.

Also, I love roofs.

Also, I wanna do it in one of those birthing pools,

Also, maybe you want to do me a favor

Also, you said that really fast, dude.

Although we haven't had sex in like, four days.

Although, if somebody wants to get it,

Although, if that is true,

Amazing.

Amber alert.

And "organize my life?"

And a little splash of crème de menthe.

And a scallywag to boot?

And Adele and I only kissed.

And all porn is kiddie porn.

And all that.

And all we get is dessert.

And also to me... this is my first time ever on a boat.

And also, I could totally be on Broadway.

And also, I could totally be on Broadway.

And at the end of the night.

And by "we," I mean me.

And do it again with that cheap knockoff?

And do you, Atticus,

And don't you worry about leaving that message for Jeremy.

And everybody knows, first of all, that I sit camera left.

And eye opening and like a really important film to see

And find the most disadvantaged person here

And for your role modelness

And get a real job like an R.A

And get me a real Abbi flavor.

And get that baby back whenever she pleases.

And get their stuff now.

And get this.

And give to their rich friends...

And guess what?

And he's maximum erect.

And how she... she lived with no regrets.

And I am her mother now.

And I bet he doesn't even care if I waxed or not.

And I cannot wait for you to open up this b day gift.

And I did it on the first night.

And I didn't get my set visit.

And I do, I do pec jumps.

And I feel like it's moving, like, through my body.

And I feel like my apartment is just... it's dirty, and there's

And I got one that looks just like yours,

And I just have to deal with that, so..

And I just hope that you know that

And I just realized that they're still in there

And I know that you..

And I love DUI's.

And I need leather tissues.

And I need to take care of her.

And I need you to clean it.

And I need you to take care of me.

And I really want to keep a plant alive

And I started to shove paper towels

And I think the rest are just gonna be extras, so yeah.

And I think we're going to work out all our issues tonight.

And I think you guys are diggity diggity dope, okay?

And I thought I would feel dirty afterwards,

And I thought you were hiring one intern.

And I want to join ancestry.com.

And I was like, "we should switch positions,"

And I wiped down every surface of my apartment.

And I'll tell you what, when I get back,

And I'm building my résumé.

And I'm falling apart and my dick doesn't work anymore, so... "

And I'm getting deported.

And I'm going to go to sleep like, forever,

And I'm gonna be so fast,

And I'm having some, um... (Clearing throat)

And I'm just like, at this place in my life

And if anyone asks, I'll say...

And if you don't wake up, I'll still see you...

And if you're not having sex,

And it made me think, we all need to live more like that,

And it starts in two hours.

And it was communicated to me before this ceremony

And it's a cash only restaurant.

And it's also against the rules.

And it's gonna be so good,

And it's gonna get gone.

And it's like, gross.

And it's like, who even owns anything these days anyway?

And it's made out of all natural materials...

And it's not going to be weird

And it's very popular with married couples.

And it's, like, not cool.

And just being like, for being, you know...

And just like, finally spill the beans that, like,

And lanyard for entertainment.

And live like normal people.

And marry that robot.

And meet you in heaven or whatever.

And move on and that is hot too and cool.

And my brain's been a dud all day.

And my favorite movie

And next year, I want to finish a book..

And not call to change?

And now he's turning tricks on St. Mark's.

And now I gotta leave right now.

And now my goal is money, money, money, bitch.

And now, without further ado,

And now, without the rings,

And only one movie.

And people are saying that we're so cute together.

And place him in front of your neck.

And remember, form is essential!

And settle out of court.

And she (Bleep) Little Richard

And she is occupato.

And she says I embarrassed her in front of her whole firm.

And she told me that I have, um...

And she went to the University of New York.

And she'd leave it there indefinitely,

And she's like, "uh, don't tell my dad, okay?

And shoot myself in the heart.

And sometimes death really makes me think about...

And swinging and drooping,

And that was to get a deal.

And that's it, whole thing's gonna be painless.

And that's, like, a cheap knockoff.

And the gauze in your mouth adds authenticity.

And the toll into the city? 13 bucks.

And then boom.

And then he throws me a strap on.

And then I can deliver it to her like, beautifully toned arms.

And then I realized, no.

And then it bounced down two flights of stairs.

And then maybe you can talk a little bit quieter.

And then option the rights.

And then round it out at 12:47 with some

And then sell them?

And then stomp on my balls with high heels, please.

And then the whole corn issue.

And then we have to rip the plug out to go to sleep,

And then we scream for help together?

And then we'll give them our seats.

And then we're gonna get you home, girl.

And then Yale law and then kill a stripper

And then you dab your t zone, lightly.

And then you're back to being friends, right?

And they got cornichons.

And they look exactly like that.

And this was not a fraudulent charge.

And to remember,

And tonight we're watching DVDs?

And tonight, I can already tell it's gonna be

And try to keep the Alanis Morissette down?

And very, very Happy Birthday.

And wax with Martha Plimpton.

And we don't even have our phones.

And we gotta meet back here tonight after closing.

And we'd like to confirm that you, Abbi Abrams,

And we're going to find it.

And we're gonna get the gift!

And we're gonna need Mattie Bevers to the mic.

And what about Blue Ivy?

And what are you gonna do this upcoming year?

And whether or not we are students.

And yell, "wanna 'fook'?"

And you can build a life that is..

And you never know where it's gonna go.

And you never will.

And your curls and your cheeks.

And your outfit is close to appropriate.

And your scent, you know.

And, and to being.

And, hey, Jaimés.

And, hey, the company can afford it.

And?

And... and... and...

And... I'm not patronizing you,

And... well, I haven't changed my mind, so...

Animated movies are where it's at

Anything, girl stuff, whatever.

Apologies.

Are like off the chain today

Are we extremely early?

Are you (Bleep) kidding me?

Are you (Bleep) talking about the beanie babies?

Are you a specialist?

Are you Abbi?

Are you filling out a contract?

Are you gonna call?

Are you insane?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay, you scared the (bleep) out of me.

Are you okay?

Are you ready to explore the infinite abyss?

Are you ready to get on the party train.

Are you ready to rise to your potential?

Are you ready?

Are you sure that's even a cat?

Are you, um, going to go to Trey's party tonight?

Aren't you a hot diggity diggity dog

Around my negative space in my foot or something,

Art!

As the lighting here is not good and it's not a theater,

As well as my tukas?

Ask my parents for money.

Ass(Bleep)

At a Foot Locker in Times Square.

At least you found a good use for that dildo.

At the charity event last night.

At the naturalization ceremony?

At the Whole Foods in Gowanus, Brooklyn.

Atticus and Poppi's* dads

Ay, baby, everybody uses the valencia.

Aye, aye.

Baby Doll?

Baby girl, you know we can make commission here?

Baby, I will like anticipate your every single need.

Back to our home.

Bags, bags, bags

Bags, bags, bags.

Bags, bags.

Bam!

Based on my stuff.

Based on the artist's imagination, um...

Be free, go.

Be good.

Be the change!

Be your soulstie self, Matthew.

Be yourself, but be cool.

Beacon's closet!

Beautiful, beautiful. Where'd you get this?

Beautiful.

Because her law firm's like, really strict and rich,

Because it comes out of my horn

Because me and Lincoln want to become blood brothers.

Because my mom just pulled out.

Because of a very special lady,

Because of you.

Because regular porn is like,

Because the shrimp is always the first thing

Because they're now, like, sort of part of my body.

Because we're a minority in our class,

Because you'll be telling a friend and not a boss.

Because you're not paying them.

Because you're such a bobo,

Because, you know, Ilana was telling me about grandma Esther

Beep, beep, beep.

Beep, beep, beep.

Before Poppi changes her mind again.

Being off the matrix is gonna make us

Besides, we already live together.

Besides, you know what?

Best of luck, ladies... Ciao.

Bevers joined Soulstice today.

Bevers, Bevers.

Bevers, Bevers.

Bevers, come on, let's go!

Bevers, do you want me to get it?

Bevers, I still had $17 on that.

Bevers, I'm so sorry.

Bevers, oh, my God!

Bevers, what are you even doing here?

Bevers, what is on your back?

Bevers, why do you have shrimp in your pocket?

Bevers, you have four brothers.

Bevers, you love this woman.

Bevers!

Bevers! Bevers!

Bevers?

Bevers?

Bevers.

Big mistake.

Big.

Birthday boy, and we all knew it..

Bitch, dur, dur, dur, dur, dur.

Bitch, you know.

Bitch's gotta buy a mirror here.

Blood brothers.

Bloomberg isn't mayor anymore.

Bodybytrey.biz. Cut out.

Bom bom bwooom.

Boy? He's 34 years old.

Boys!

Bragging about not judging or judging.

Braid the (bleep) out of them silky ass doll locks.

Brazil nut, I gotta say your pitch is fantastic.

Buckle up, buttercup.

Busy day.

But Abbi, good for you for trying something new,

But Abbi, you can't tell anyone, all right?

But all the world is a stage.

But are either of you good at bungee jumping,

But could you drop off some stuff he left here?

But did you know that people steal people's dogs

But did you remember the rings?

But don't cry for Grandma Esther.

But don't worry, there's a huge internet community of dudes

But everybody has to pay rent.

But for the rest of the time,

But he is also a werewolf.

But honestly, your legs look amazing.

But I assumed "broke ass" means "broken"?

But I didn't see his dick once.

But I didn't want to step on anyone's toes, you know,

But I got her favorite dinner

But I kind of did it for Grandma Esther, you know?

But I kinda need you to leave me alone

But I know how much Bevers loves you,

But I really don't want to be underdressed.

But I think it's more important for me to be a woman right now.

But I was so good.

But I... I know that you're upset,

But I'd be posh spice

But I'd get married here in a second.

But I'm feeling really great right now.

But I'm glad I wore my awesome new shirt.

But I'm moving to Williamsburg!

But I'm not going to be able to help it, you know?

But I'm not making any money.

But I'm not scared, 'cause I'm with a stone cold rapist!

But I'm very scared.

But if I don't do something,

But if you're not into Atticus,

But Ilana, no log flume, for real.

But in a way that makes me hard.

But it came to my attention that we look exactly alike.

But it was so nice.

But it will not shoot.

But it's cyclical.

But it's Friday.

But it's gonna... we're gonna get it out of there.

But it's like, ask me first?

But it's not plus three, so...

But it's still a mess down in Haiti.

But mine was a shinjo

But my asshole is fair game, of course!

But not about anything in your perfect little life.

But not as cool as Jeremy, right?

But of course I have the rings.

But on the bright side, my kids sure are happy

But on the other, the less fortunate probably get

But only because you closed

But people get crazy about material possessions

But tags are on it, so, oh, yes, okay

But that bitch, she won't keep her dress on.

But then I learned what commission is,

But then I... I immediately repress it.

But then my biggest strength is that I always get it back.

But then you're gonna want to swab the decks

But then, Ben wrote in her high school yearbook...

But they will be someday

But they're going to fire me for this in a second.

But they're still really good friends.

But this is just a fantasy of mine.

But this party is a seven.

But today you're rocking positive vibes.

But we don't say that to everybody.

But we got a big ol' cleaning disaster.

But we'll see what they to say, okay?

But when she does, we save on electricity

But who needs phones when you get Val?

But you can't afford me because you don't work.

But you don't blow your orgasm,

But you have now confirmed that you are a porn star.

But you just gave her a buck.

But you know what? We need to be present.

But you're not.

But, Abbi, hashtag get clean.

But, I feel like you're the one who really, really gets me.

But, no, we're just strategizing...

But, wait... why? Wait, why?

But, yeah, I know, I feel sad about it, too.

But, you know what, today is a new day.

Buy me that, Abbi!

Buy me that, Abbi.

Buying counterfeit bags is illegal.

By plowing it like a queen?

By the fire extinguisher, too.

By the powers vested in me by the state of New York,

By the way...

Bye bye, balloons.

Bye, Abbi, I'll see you when you wake up.

Bye, mommy

Bye, you guys. See you guys.

California, I can tell.

Call it a day.

Call me when you're done, I guess.

Called "the spicy spice,"

Calm d... you need to calm down.

Can I ask you, do you live in New York

Can I get a buck?

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

Can I wear my American flag tie, or would that be too gauche?

Can Jaimé capture the complexity

Can make in a class like this?

Can we go home now?

Can we just begin this again?

Can we try that again without you guys yelling?

Can you explain yourself?

Can you just go talk girl stuff to her?

Can you please come down here?

Can you please spare a dollar?

Can you take your shoes off?

Can't get back in the game.

Can't get enough.

Can't the gym just pay for it?

Captain Morgan...

Celebrity's favourite foods.

Cha chinga!

Challah back, y'all

Challah back, y'all.

Challenge accepted.

Charlie.

Check it.

Check these out.

Check your search history.

Chihuahuas' hearts always race.

Chill out!

Chill out.

Chomp, chomp, chomp, swallow, swallow, swallow.

Chris Rock is killing all the werewolves,

Chrissy, did you not call...

Christina moved out?

Chug chug chug chug.

Clap if you understand.

Classic apothecary bag?

Classic Val.

Clearly, I'm gonna be late to pick up my spread

Closer to our apartment, closer to my apartment.

Clothes.

Coat check.

Cocaine and incest, baby.

Cold paws is a very serious disease

Cold paws, cold feet, you get why I...

College?

Combined all the weed remnants

Come on out here and talk to us

Come on, (Bleep)hole! Ball sack!

Come on, Abbi, do it with him.

Come on, Abbi!

Come on, be more specific.

Come on, boy, that's her scent.

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on.

Come on, don't ruin cornichons for me.

Come on, dude, I thought we were cool.

Come on, give it up for Andy!

Come on, here we go.

Come on, it's... I wanna hear it.

Come on, let's get some stuff.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, New York!

Come on, we can do this.

Come on, what's happening?

Come on, yeah, move those arms,

Come on, yes.

Come on!

Come on! Come on, dude!

Come on! Oh, ho, ho, ho!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Well...

Come through?

Completely outside of my apartment.

Congrats.

Congrats.

Congratulations, spool stick.

Cool mode.

Cool, cool, cool.

Cool, thanks.

Cool!

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool... Just switch to wifi.

Could it still be back there?

Could we turn off the lights maybe?

Could you, uh, wait over there?

Count backwards.

Couple of Madonnas, huh?

Created many jobs.

Cut or uncut?

Cut.

Cute. I'm into it.

Damn it!

Damn, this neighborhood is changing.

Dark chocolate chip?

Deep Judy discovery.

Denises the penises.

Dick, bitch.

Did I?

Did you bring any more almond milk?

Did you give it any more thought?

Did you guys...

Did you have an accident or something?

Did you just leave?

Did you just say "Narnia of partias"?

Did you just steal something from these girls?

Did you mess up my plans once again

Did you or did you not..

Did you print this yourself?

Did you seriously think that you were just gonna stick that

Different colors, different shapes, different sizes.

Divorced, still good friends.

Do "Dear Uncle".

Do anything.

Do I have, like, a long butt hair?

Do I look like the son of a quarterback?

Do I need to keep going?

Do it, you can do this.

Do not play me, guys!

Do that again.

Do the ending, do the climax.

Do we have the same exact tattoo?

Do we have to keep doing this?

Do you ever straighten your hair, though?

Do you ever, um, get hair from your head

Do you guys know that, that play "rent"?

Do you have a webcam?

Do you know if your brother's wearing a tie

Do you know someone you could call to make the call?

Do you know which old person it is?

Do you know who it is?

Do you know?

Do you not talk to Lincoln?

Do you put your pubes somewhere?

Do you recycle?

Do you think you could give me his new address?

Do you want a kiss?

Do you want any popcorn?

Do you want to maybe switch?

Do you work on commission?

Do you, Poppi, take Atticus

Do you?

Does that answer your question?

Does this mean that you'd be moving out?

Doesn't feel so good, does it?

Doesn't she look gorgeous?

Don't be mad, please.

Don't even, I'm pretty sure I got you.

Don't forget to wear a condom, Abbi.

Don't get him a slice again.

Don't get too sloppy.

Don't I look like a giant?

Don't like most of it.

Don't put 'em on the filthy floor!

Don't touch it!

Don't worry... Lincoln, nothing matters.

Don't you ever call anybody else that!

Don't you see?

Don't you yell at me!

Don't!

Dope.

Doth protest too much.

Down next to my little ass mother(bleep) basket.

Drama seems to follow me wherever I go,

Dreaming of Jeremy's hairy, adorable little butthole?

Drew!

Drew?

Drink, food, drink.

Drop it, you (Bleep) face, I swear I'll rip...

Drop that ball.

Drop the (bleep) coat!

Drop the bag, you (Bleep)

Drop the coat, mother(bleep)!

Dude

Dude, can you imagine if we left our phones here?

Dude, check this out.

Dude, check this out.

Dude, did you... finish?

Dude, I can't even...

Dude, I can't just leave, I made a commitment.

Dude, I need the money.

Dude, I need to do more cardio.

Dude, I think we're going too fast.

Dude, I was gone for like 25 minutes.

Dude, I wonder what kind of food

Dude, I'm calling for advice.

Dude, I'm not my brother's keeper.

Dude, it's like it's hard enough to push a baby out through your

Dude, Melody owes you.

Dude, thank you so much for telling me how much nude models

Dude, this heat is like killing me right now.

Dude, uh, she looks exactly like you

Dude!

Dude.

Dude.

Dude.

Dude.

Easy... kill the dudes,

Edging?

Eh, toppings, toppings, toppings, toppings,

Eh...

Eight ball, corner pocket.

El!

El?

Elegant.

Eliot, relax, man.

Eliot!

Eliot!

Eliot!

Eliot?

Eliot?!

Elliot, come on, we gotta get out of here

Enjoying this.

Especially after you just, you know, talked about

Especially in the ones that like, commemorate events, okay?

Especially when I'm with the ladies...

Even my ethnic ambiguity.

Even though he didn't propose,

Even though I think you're very young.

Even though they can't be together right now.

Even though they were pretty stacked,

Ever since he dropped out of grad school, he's, uh,

Every 10 pounds a guy loses,

Every morning... not great for my thigh bursitis.

Every time he gets me, every time.

Everybody knows.

Everybody safe and s...

Everyone has to go to six flags, my treat.

Everyone knows that.

Everyone would be crying,

Everyone... specifically you... needs to relax.

Everyone's like, "where's Christina, where's Christina?"

Ew, gummy candies?

Ew, no.

Ew, what?

Ew!

Ew!

Eww, okay.

Eww.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Excellent listening skills.

Except for my main squeeze.

Except this one's brand new.

Except, we forgot to look for you.

Excuse me, I'm on the phone

Excuse me, Ilana, my mother just died.

Excuse me, these do not go with the Froyo.

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse... okay.

Explain what you mean?

Eyes open, Bevers!

Eyes open!

Fall away.

Falling.

Fast, fast!

Fat dudes' dicks get sucked back inside their bodies.

Fear of missing out, grandma.

Feel it.

Fig!

Finally... Ab, Ab.

Fine, I'll be gentler.

Fine, I'll pick one up at the mall tomorrow.

Fine, it's my (Bleep) office.

Fine.

Fire and ****!

Fire ****!

Fire!

Firecrackers, baby.

First of all, everybody's watching porn in here.

First of all, we're not married.

First stop!

First... ?

Five bags, six bags, seven bags, more.

Five dollar, five dollar.

Five, four

FOMO?

For a capoeira festival, so...

For a project that I'm starting.

For future emergencies.

For getting us this coat check gig.

For goodness.

For his pasta maker.

For like, everything.

For more than two weeks

For my "Amazing Race" submission.

For my Facebook status update?

For Oliver's CV to get into middle school.

For organ donation or jury duty.

For real this time.

For real, though, this wine,

For real?

For some reason, and as much as I hate

For that big toe, okay? Thank you.

For the girls back on Long Island.

For those kisses.

For your comfy new bed.

For your Saturday with Oliver.

Foremother's a bitch!

Forget Siggy's, Lincoln has a better party.

Forgot about precious asshole

Forgot his Civil War (bleep).

Forty doll... I give $40, I'm gonna get a little more

Four Rs, my friend.

Four! Four!

Frank lives in Hoboken.

Frederick Chu.

From my initial reaction that she doesn't.

From your clear answer, I can tell you are Abbi Abrams,

From Zabar's for Shiva tomorrow!

Fuerta would be my name.

Future checks. IOU's.

Gals with dongs, bro

Gemma, no... no bazinga.

Genius.

Get a new apartment.

Get back in your office

Get in that box!

Get in, get out. We got this.

Get in.

Get it.

Get me another serving of American Bald Eagle

Get out of my store, get out of my...

Get out, get out!

Get out!

Get out.

Get out... be free... I don't want you here.

Get the pashmina out.

Get the stomach stretched.

Get those clothes off.

Get up, yeah.

Get you over here, hide the A/C,

Get your (Bleep) together! I'm so sorry.

Get yourself super aroused,

Get yourself together, man.

Get yourself...

Gets me a chance to go to Canal Street and pick up some handbags

Girl holes?

Give her a full bodied hug and mean it.

Give her two every four hours.

Give me five more minutes on that elliptical,

Give them a little piece, a taste.

Gives up a baby for adoption,

Gmail, Grindr, Facebook, Facetime, Insta, Grindr,

Go around, go around! Oh, (Bleep)

Go away!

Go for it, man.

Go, get outta here, go.

Go, go, go, go!

Go, go, let's go, let's go!

Go, there, there!

Go.

Go... you must leave.

God

God dammit, my manuka honey!

God damn it, I must've left it in one of the friggin' bags.

God, I have such a wig face.

God, I love when straight dudes make out.

God, I wish we had our phones so we could Facetime

God, I'm sweating like a beast.

God, so at first I thought,

God, you're right.

God!

Goddam it!

Good bye, Matthew.

Good call.

Good choice.

Good choice.

Good god, bwah.

Good job on that as well.

Good job, bud.

Good job, whew!

Good luck now.

Good luck, give it your all

Good night, Abbi dab.

Good old fashioned (Bleep) (Bleep).

Good one.

Good stuff, huh?

Good thing you chose the left, guess what the right was.

Good, hello?

Good.

Gorp... what is Gorp?

Got it, got it, cool.

Gotta do something.

Gotta finish paying off my half of the mirror.

Gotta get the car.

Gotta support book adaptations.

Gotta tell you, Frank,

Government mandated monogamy is for old people,

Grab my phone.

Grab the bull by the balls, dude.

Grandson.

Great crew, beautiful skyline

Great job.

Great, okay.

Great. A'ight?

Greetings, this week we will be focusing on movement.

Gross.

Guess we're being let off easy 'cause we're extremely white.

Guess what I got.

Guess who wore it best?

Guess you're right. It's just my day job.

Guys, hey, sorry, I'm gonna change positions before

Guys, seriously, the weed isn't ours.

Guys, some lady and her mom are here.

Guys, we don't want any trouble.

Guys, where is Drew?

Ha ha!

Had died of an overdose and we wanted to be supportive.

Half hour tops.

Hamptons.

Hang out sesh at his apartment.

Happy Birthday!

Has been missing for 48 hours.

Hate walls.

Have a good night.

Have a great day

Have a nice day.

Have fun with it.

Have you ever heard of Bleepy?

Having a "gayby" sitter will be wonderful

Having to lie to my friends about

He also definitely doesn't wear underwear.

He always does it.

He could cause a heart attack.

He could turn into another useless rich old white man.

He gains a visual inch.

He is feasting on her (Bleep)

He is so real.

He is the perfect "before" picture.

He jerks off to you all the time, I sense those things.

He just (Bleep) ran down here, I..

He makes a different kind every Sunday night.

He needs a little bell.

He passed out from the heat.

He probably came out to his family, they kicked him out,

He probably has it three, four times a week,

He seriously wanted it.

He stole it right out of my hand.

He stole my bag. Call the police.

He was cool.

He was my "plus one"!

He'd love that.

He's a loser, loser, loser,

He's a modern day gypsy.

He's always in that convertible, gettin' food.

He's either your boyfriend or your best friend.

He's given me a lot of grief.

He's gonna be my garden state.

He's got all those kittens to take care of.

He's got his junk rolling around in there all smelly and stuff.

He's in here, he's in your house

He's incredible.

He's my roommate's boyfriend.

He's not my boyfriend!

He's not my cup of tea, but he really cares about you.

He's obviously severely concussed.

Head shot?

Headphones

Heads up, whoo!

Hearts of palm!

Hell yeah, dude, carpe damn.

Hell, yes, you can.

Hello, hello, this is Dr. Rotreiller, MD.

Hello, I am Abbi Abrams, thank you.

Hello, sir, we'd like to report that the sound

Hello, sir!

Hello, Zabar's? It's Bobbi Wexler.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hi.

Hello.

Help me bring Bevers up here, ladies and gentlemen!

Help, somebody!

Hemos, tonight is going to be a night

Her boyfriend lives in your apartment...

Her heart is racing, but that's not unusual.

Here goes.

Here they come, okay.

Here we go, here we go, here we go now.

Here we go, yeah, here we go!

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go. This is it.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here, take my tickets.

Here's a prescription for Vicodin.

Hey, Ab, hey.

Hey, Ab, where you heading?

Hey, Ab.

Hey, Abbi.

Hey, Abi dab!

Hey, baby.

Hey, Bevers. Who's Benny Calitri?

Hey, boy, what up?

Hey, bro, do I know you from Michigan state?

Hey, can you get the dress back on the dog, please?

Hey, cheers to you, dude, for becoming a citizen,

Hey, d... d... d... do not touch that!

Hey, did you see a beautiful, sumptuous model type

Hey, do either of you two have like, a knife?

Hey, do you have any tweezers?

Hey, don't tell Ilana I said that.

Hey, guy, how was your day?

Hey, guys, look who's here.

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey.

Hey, Ilana?

Hey, it's Val!

Hey, listen, I've been there, sweetie.

Hey, my daughter loves "Frozen."

Hey, Nicole, how would you describe exactly

Hey, Nicole.

Hey, not much... I mean, nowhere.

Hey, now!

Hey, uh, Trey, so...

Hey, what up, Ilana?

Hey, will you do me a favor?

Hey, you asked me!

Hey, you guys.

Hey, you're blocking the whole (Bleep) sidewalk!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Abbi, wake up, Ab!

Hey! Ilana, your gift!

Hey! There are people (Bleep) in here!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey... excuse me.

Hey... long time, no freakin' see.

Hi there.

Hi, 'sup?

Hi, Abbi Dabbi.

Hi, Miss Wexler?

Hi, uh, I think you left your coat

Hi, uh, tonight

Hi!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

His lips are his hottest feature!

His sleep, even his stool.

His transformation for bodybytrey.biz, my website.

Hit the bricks, let's move it!

Hm

Hmm.

Hmm...

Hmmm, none of these are mine.

Hold on, I think my nose ring is here.

Hold on, I'll be right back.

Hold on, I'm gonna be wearing my American flag contact lenses.

Hold on, Ilana.

Hold on, Ilana. Hold on, hold on.

Hold up, dude

Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Hold up!

Hold up... you gave me power of attorney?

Hold, please.

Holler at me, Abbi!

Holy (Bleep) moly.

Holy (Bleep), dude, how did we forget

Holy (Bleep), dude.

Holy (Bleep)!

Holy (Bleep)!

Holy (Bleep).

Holy (bleep).

Holy moly, that is increds!

Honestly, a (Bleep) idiot could do it.

Honestly, Chris, I feel like you should give them some of it.

Honestly, that's not ours.

Honk honk, honk honk.

Hope it wasn't too much trouble.

Hope you're hungry.

Hopefully no one will take that.

How "am" I?

How about two?

How am I going to Bernie you if I'm already dead?

How are you not excited?

How are you possibly reading all the names?

How did I not know that when Abbi gets blackout drunk

How did that go down?

How did you get in here?

How did you get into my apartment?

How did you know?

How does that happen? I don't understand that.

How have we not done this sooner?

How have you been on my couch long enough to get a couch sore?

How important trust is in this relationship.

How it looks, you know, like the presidents?

How long has Val been coming in here?

How many sisters he has.

How many times are we gonna do this?

How much sweeter were sour straws after that?

How often do you come in here?

How the (Bleep) did that happen?

How to do some woodworking today.

How very funky.

How would we do it?

How's it going?

Huge.

Huh?

Huh.

Hurry, hurry!

I (Bleep) you in the ass

I actually wanted to ask you, though,

I already work here.

I already worked it all out with the DJ.

I also am looking into a few mutual funds

I also want everyone I've ever hooked up with

I am a doctor, and I have a lot of experience

I am a female and I love to inspect bodies.

I am a trainer now.

I am Abbi's keeper today.

I am at an extravagant flea market

I am at dinner with Elijah Wood.

I am becoming...

I am definitely getting this.

I am her mother, sister, father, brother.

I am honored and thrilled

I am in Turks and Caicos right now...

I am just "gwad my wittle baby's awive."

I am killing this mom slash nurse thing.

I am molding him.

I am not down for that.

I am proud of the time I saw something and said something.

I am really glad I'm here.

I am Thomas Jefferson, and you are Stockholm syndrome.

I am, at Morristown Prep Academy.

I am, Nicoletta.

I am...

I beg to differ

I bet every guy on this boat is into annas with bananas.

I brought a couple back.

I brought ziplocs, pass it down.

I can be better.

I can give you $13,000 in store credit

I can give you store credit for $195 or $20 cash.

I can make that happen.

I can make the call.

I can't afford more alimony.

I can't be out like this.

I can't be out.

I can't believe that you live across the hall from me.

I can't believe we finished a whole bottle already.

I can't believe you beat me here!

I can't control the other werewolves.

I can't even believe this.

I can't get paid work.

I can't give you the coat back, I'm sorry.

I can't keep saying you're in the keys at your parents.

I can't really believe that we're talking about it,

I can't report this to corporate, Abbi.

I can't speak for the other judges

I can't, I took her phone away.

I can't... I can't do this, Bevers.

I can't... I can't get into adoption with you again.

I cannot believe you found my jacket.

I cannot wait to smoke that one day after work.

I cannot wait.

I collected them on the last road trip I took

I could find it cheaper in Chinatown.

I could roll with that, he's go a good life.

I could say something, like "big hands," or...

I could train the (Bleep) out of Bevers.

I could use an extra hand, because I'm documenting

I definitely do.

I deserve a break.

I did indeed.

I did it, Ilana.

I did not talk to Melody.

I didn't do them.

I didn't hear it.

I didn't know there was a club

I didn't know you go to a therapist... me, too.

I didn't say anything.

I didn't.

I do have a horrible emergency.

I do want the figs.

I don't care if you're lesbians.

I don't care.

I don't do anything for my people.

I don't even care, I am so hungry right now.

I don't even know anymore, text me later.

I don't feel like I wanna...

I don't feel threatened... Thanks though.

I don't get it.

I don't have a table.

I don't have an office.

I don't know how to deal with high pressure situations.

I don't know if I would call it a white power suit,

I don't know though.

I don't know what it is about this girl.

I don't know what just happened with my body.

I don't know what that mean...

I don't know what that means.

I don't know what to do with this?

I don't know what to do... throw him out, put him on the street.

I don't know where he went to college,

I don't know, but I need the room.

I don't know, either.

I don't know, I guess I can handle it.

I don't know, I just envisioned being with Jeremy in, like,

I don't know, I mean, you've been spending

I don't know, mom. Why don't you tell me?

I don't know, we (Bleep) kill ourselves, who cares?

I don't know, who is it?

I don't know! You were going with it!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know... a Catholic person.

I don't like the little beads in 'em.

I don't need help, Bevers.

I don't smoke pot.

I don't think he really wants me there.

I don't think I can climb out.

I don't think the head R.A. needs

I don't think these drugs are working, you guys.

I don't think this is a good idea.

I don't want Brandon to see me like this.

I don't want these figs.

I don't want to be overdressed,

I don't watch anything but solo porn

I enjoy it both ways.

I even made a playlist already.

I feel bad.

I feel crazy. I feel..

I feel disrespected and..."

I feel like an old timey doctor right now making house calls.

I feel like every city has a parrot dude.

I feel like I already know you.

I feel like I blacked out.

I feel like I know you too.

I feel like it was like, a pity invite.

I feel like it's moving and like, now it's in my bu... uh...

I feel really..

I finally masturbated above the covers

I forgot you were the best kisser in town.

I found my muse.

I gave her the strongest form of weed possible.

I gave you a ziploc this morning, did I not?

I get compliments

I get it.

I get paid, but fill

I get so confused on Facebook.

I get the seat

I go to sleep dreaming about caffeine enemas.

I got a dirty ass Martini, a clean white power suit,

I got distracted by this business guido.

I got it.

I got moves you never seen.

I got off the phone with my doctor

I got one.

I got somewhere, I, um, need to be.

I got this, Abbi's gonna be fine.

I got you, Bingo Bronson! Abbi, no!

I got you, come here.

I got you, I got you, I got you!

I gotta call Jaime, he's not gonna believe this.

I gotta find this bitch, I'll talk to you later.

I gotta go get the worm... is... taken out.

I gotta say, like, you're much wilder than I...

I gotta take a pic and capture your deep,

I gotta take a whiz.

I guarantee it.

I guess I don't know my own strength.

I guess I just didn't realize you were judging me

I guess I'll start from the top.

I guess I'm gonna use my call to call Zabar's,

I guess it's because we're straight, then?

I guess that's fair. Deal.

I guess, I'm just gonna go to work right now then.

I had a lot of fun though.

I had fun last night.

I had him when I was very young.

I had mine taken out the week of my prom.

I had my first simultaneous orgasm last night

I had no idea you were gay.

I had one goal

I hate pain

I hate when men tell women that.

I have a fan in my room.

I have a job opportunity.

I have a question

I have a reservation.

I have a Skype with a haunted pizza tour company.

I have an earring

I have an idea.

I have been making some home improvements.

I have fake boobs!

I have nature skills.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I have no idea.

I have not seen her at all tonight.

I have one mutual friend.

I have sex with people different from me, you know?

I have the opportunity of a lifetime

I have two twin sisters.

I haven't in years.

I haven't seen it.

I haven't smoked once, I didn't even vape.

I heard one of the cleaners got a nose ring

I hired an extremely diverse ethic smorgasbord

I honestly have always thought

I hope it helps.

I hope it wasn't too much trouble.

I hope to get married

I just checked in with the bride

I just don't know, Ilana.

I just don't think you're deals deals deals material.

I just don't, like, understand the sucking back

I just feel like I need to feel more of life's pain.

I just feel like you guys are young

I just felt so restricted in this relationship, you know?

I just graduated from Cornell with a business degree.

I just know it itches a lot, and it really hurts.

I just met the most beautiful stranger.

I just need a minute. Just one minute.

I just ruined a perfectly clean

I just saw the hottest girl I have ever seen.

I just thought you were going to a boring

I just wanna say first that I'm not...

I just want like, a really nice funeral.

I just want to let you know that it's mostly sexual.

I just want to take it slow, you know?

I just wanted to see what would happen!

I just, I was just like, cute...

I just...

I keep it like in the repression folder, you know?

I keep telling you that.

I knew I was forgetting something.

I knew it.

I knew it.

I knew that that was gonna be something awful.

I knew that you could (Bleep) while you give birth,

I knew we didn't have to rush.

I know all its secrets.

I know everybody else has moved on to the new hip tragedy,

I know it is.

I know sexual tension when I feel it...

I know that shirt's from Forever 21.

I know what you need, a little story.

I know where they keep the liquor.

I know, babe, I know.

I know, but look at the diversity I'm bringing to this company.

I know, but...

I know, how have I never had...

I know, I know what a mangina is.

I know, I love a "BYOB".

I know, I'm sorry, like...

I know, it's like, it sucks,

I know, it's like, it sucks,

I know, that was gross.

I know!

I know! How has it ever...

I know.

I left my air conditioner here last year

I lied, I (bleep) lied, dude!

I like Eliot,

I like it, but what is it?

I like orgies.

I like this apothecary bag.

I like to call it jazz

I like when you babysit

I like you.

I liked it.

I literally don't even give any (bleep).

I look like I'm mid death.

I lost my vision.

I love "Scarface," dude.

I love "watching" it.

I love a "BYOF"... bring your own food,

I love a cappella.

I love Albert Nobbs.

I love bags.

I love breezes.

I love cornichons.

I love diamonds.

I love hamburgers...

I love hearts of palm.

I love her, you know she's my favorite.

I love how working moves my bowels.

I love it!

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

I love Jimmy Fallon.

I love me some dumplings.

I love Melody so much, but she won't talk to me

I love pizza, dude.

I love pleasure.

I love pranks!

I love shaved pubes and tan, crispy bellies and tits."

I love that coat.

I love that. I want more you.

I love you like that.

I love you, Abbi!

I love you, Bingo Bronson!

I love you, you are my sweet treasure.

I love you.

I love you.

I love your place.

I made $400 today already.

I made a reservation and everything

I made copies, obviously.

I made my torso a face.

I made out with a very straight man

I make more eye contact with this face

I masturbate in the mirror!

I mean that's a lot of money.

I mean, all I'm thinking about right now is my (Bleep) phone.

I mean, have you even talked to Melody about this?

I mean, he was actually kind of hot in like, a scary way.

I mean, I (Bleep) this up

I mean, I can... I...

I mean, I guess so.

I mean, I pegged you last night without any judgment.

I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm not funny...

I mean, if I wanna leave the apartment,

I mean, if I was a guy,

I mean, let's just remember this is a charity event.

I mean, look at this apartment.

I mean, she, she's America's sweetheart.

I mean, that's very hot and 2004 of you, but...

I mean, they're 40 bucks.

I mean, three years.

I mean, till tonight.

I mean, who... who blasts "thank you"?

I mean, why not just eat at home?

I mean, yeah.

I miss the blue light.

I need an air conditioner, immediately!

I need some A/C.

I need someone for "Amazing Race"

I need that room like now.

I need the money.

I need to find her.

I need to start by improving my physical form.

I need you right here

I need you to be able to fight against my killer or whatever,

I need you to be on top of your game.

I need you to block me from Brandon

I need you to smoke two joints for the pain, immediately.

I need you to tell me now 'cause

I never asked to be born!

I never got to say goodbye

I never ride the subway.

I never thought that a old people face would make me hard.

I now pronounce you, dog husband, and dog wife.

I only pay 600 bucks a month.

I only wore it one day.

I ordered Domino's for after!

I passed the test!

I pegged.

I promise I will never, ever tell anybody about your fart.

I promise you that I will...

I push people too hard.

I put our name in

I put yours in the dishwasher and it... it melted it.

I read a thing on "BuzzFeed"

I really appreciate that,

I really appreciate you doing that, I do,

I really did not mean to hurt you.

I really feel like this can, like, be something.

I really feel like we just hit it off.

I really feel like you fit as these dudes.

I really feel...

I really haven't thought about it,

I really think you need to reconsider TV.

I reinforced all the boob buttons on my button downs

I remember you from earlier

I said no.

I should get an apothecary bag, right?

I should go home right now.

I should stop.

I smoke him up, we watch TV.

I still never saw his nipples.

I suck without the Internet, dude.

I swear, I've lost all respect for you, Trey.

I texted "where party" to everybody in my phone.

I think he (bleep) likes you.

I think I need to go home.

I think I saw this coat on "Who Wore It Best".

I think I want to master regular sex first.

I think I'm gonna go wipe up...

I think I've seen all I needed to see today.

I think it was at our show...

I think it would be in your best interest...

I think it's a bed sore.

I think it's a good idea

I think someone took yours by accident.

I think that Blue Ivy must look more like Jay than Bey.

I think that's pretty (Bleep) mature.

I think the parrot would win.

I think the real crooks down on Wall Street should be arrested!

I think this is what love might feel like.

I think we can all agree it's clear.

I think we have to leave

I think we should get started

I think you said we needed to be at...

I thou... I don't know,

I thought all women wanted to get married.

I thought maybe I could do it here.

I thought so too, but it's only four or five.

I told you.

I totally agree.

I volunteered to teach some underprivileged kids

I wanna be an instructor slash trainer.

I wanna go to Florida.

I wanna put this delicately

I wanna see that big ass mother(bleep) basket

I wanna to show you the ropes.

I want more panache.

I want more spunk, more jizzy jazz.

I want one

I want to get one of those really painful massages

I want to give this to you.

I want to gradually lower my dosage of antidepressants.

I want to practice talking in an American accent,

I want to see a mangina from behind.

I want to teach the 12:30 kick ass kettle bell class.

I want us to go out and...

I want you to be all over him, okay?

I want you to know

I want you to look around

I was a capitalist pig,

I was a frat bro upon the campus.

I was born the day the Challenger exploded.

I was catcalled today

I was done, but now I'm dipping my toe back in.

I was drawn to your aura.

I was gonna have them for lunch...

I was great even, right up until he fell.

I was here first, car.

I was here first!

I was just being optimistic.

I was just googling micropenises this morning

I was not hookying.

I was thinking, maybe we forget about

I wear a medium, it's not a big deal.

I wear a ponytail out one time.

I will (Bleep) car

I will (Bleep).

I will come down there and I will get you right away!

I will get an air conditioner.

I will get that coat back for you.

I will not disappoint you.

I will say it again.

I will...

I wish I hadn't reported this.

I wish there could've been like, a Latina one

I won't be able to sign you back in 'cause I won't be here.

I wonder if that Aryan ghost will even appear tonight.

I wonder if they own or rent.

I work here, and I need you guys to leave.

I would chug the jazz.

I would definitely rather turn into a little old man

I would love for someone to love me like that.

I would love to go out with you on an official... thing.

I would love to.

I would think that you could surmise

I would Tinder the (Bleep) out of like

I, like, haven't waxed my body in a long time, you know?

I, uh... they're calling me.

I...

I... I don't know.

I... I need more bags.

I... I ****d male Stacey.

I... I think you should go.

I... I thought you were suggesting that we switch.

I... I'd (bleep) 'em all.

I... it was...

I'd be like...

I'd shoot you in the face

I'd wash the dishes if they'd let me.

I'll (Bleep) murder you, you little bitch!

I'll break for lunch whenever you do.

I'll clean that up later, don't worry.

I'll come find you, if I can see you.

I'll do it.

I'll get fired

I'll give you two for $60.

I'll go demand it... now.

I'll let you take it.

I'll look for a cab on the side streets,

I'll pee and then you know what I'll do?

I'll probably get a rash.

I'll probably see you again... Yeah.

I'll see you.

I'll show you my tah tahs.

I'll show you what I think about sitting camera right right now.

I'll show you what I think about sitting camera right right now.

I'll show you... this...

I'll talk to her.

I'll wipe...

I'm 18,

I'm a dentist, not a doctor

I'm a monster,

I'm a record producer, and I've been looking for two drummers

I'm a repeated sex offender.

I'm a sexual X man, I'm Wolverine.

I'm a tree, (Bleep) damn it.

I'm a very good mother, it's just sometimes...

I'm a well to do dentist,

I'm actually getting my wisdom teeth taken out today,

I'm actually late for my non date hangout, you know.

I'm Adele.

I'm afraid we're never gonna get out of this place.

I'm all for wills.

I'm also working the event tonight.

I'm always looking for you, I love it.

I'm an enormous Kelly Ripa fan.

I'm being childish?

I'm cleaning pubes for..

I'm coming, Ab!

I'm confused.

I'm cool.

I'm definitely applying here next year.

I'm doing more than "watching" him.

I'm doing my testimonial

I'm down the shore with my family.

I'm embarrassed to be here.

I'm excited to do this with you, Abbi.

I'm feeling the inside of this bag, okay?

I'm from Orlando, Florida

I'm from Orlando, Florida

I'm getting this because I look like I've been stabbed.

I'm glad we...

I'm going home and I'm shutting my blinds

I'm going to be your trainer today.

I'm going to decline.

I'm going to do one legit pull up,

I'm going to find Eliot and Lincoln stat.

I'm going to get another beer, do you want one?

I'm going to have to keep the coat.

I'm going to this Thai place and see if there's a wait

I'm gonna 'gram it.

I'm gonna be like a successful artist any day now.

I'm gonna get these teeth.

I'm gonna give you a little bit of my homemade

I'm gonna go back down through the kitchen,

I'm gonna go wipe my..

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna have FOMO for the rest of my life.

I'm gonna have to avoid him in the hallway.

I'm gonna have to, like, jump out the window.

I'm gonna have to, like, jump out the window.

I'm gonna pee.

I'm gonna pop the big "Q" in front of everybody.

I'm gonna post it to the 'gram!

I'm gonna propose to Melody tonight

I'm gonna ram the door.

I'm gonna run to the little girl's room.

I'm gonna see you give birth then?

I'm gonna sign my friend in here.

I'm gonna take your pants off.

I'm gonna teach you boys about the dangers

I'm gonna use the ladies' room.

I'm gonna use valencia, is that okay you think?

I'm gonna write down my information

I'm gonna... I'm gonna get to this right after.

I'm good!

I'm great at reading vibes...

I'm guessing an old person 'cause the eyes are low

I'm happy that one of us is having a really good day,

I'm having fun

I'm hiring interns.

I'm hoping, boys,

I'm Ilana.

I'm in a great mood.

I'm in my refractory period, you gotta let me rebuild.

I'm into them.

I'm ******* too.

I'm just a guy looking for a challenge

I'm just dying.

I'm just going to be digging out other people's pubes

I'm just gonna get weed from one of my weed dudes.

I'm just saying,

I'm just stupid.

I'm just surprised.

I'm just trying to gauge the dress code.

I'm just trying...

I'm keeping it. Yes, I am.

I'm keeping the coat.

I'm kidding, you're at a party, come on.

I'm kidding!

I'm Kirk Steele.

I'm kissing Jeremy.

I'm like, sore already.

I'm more of a general jack of all trades style doctor.

I'm not a sir.

I'm not becoming a man.

I'm not big into slang,

I'm not blind, I mean,

I'm not bragging or judging.

I'm not judging you,

I'm not leaving any time soon.

I'm not leaving without the coat.

I'm not pegging you, dude.

I'm not saying you're wrong,

I'm off to interview Desi Tutu

I'm on the "Morning Show"

I'm practically a doctor.

I'm pretty sure she's this way, but let's split up to be sure.

I'm pretty sure tapeworms suck nutrients out of your body.

I'm proud that I finally felt a prostate.

I'm proud that I finally finished "Damages," so good.

I'm running a little bit late.

I'm sick and tired of this.

I'm so embarrassed I took the wrong coat.

I'm so rude.

I'm so sorry, I forgot.

I'm so sorry, I had to take that.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry I pushed you, too, Abbi.

I'm sorry I snapped, I'm very sorry

I'm sorry your son sucks so hard.

I'm sorry, but as R.A.s, we've got to report you.

I'm sorry, but they are too much.

I'm sorry, Daphne.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm too hung over

I'm sorry, ma'am, we can't reuse cups.

I'm sorry, Matthew.

I'm sorry, sir. No...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm stealin' that one.

I'm such a klutz, we have to go.

I'm such a showboat.

I'm sure she'll be so happy you told us.

I'm sweating my (Bleep) nuts off.

I'm telling Jeremy I like him.

I'm telling you,

I'm the king of America!

I'm trying to be all zen Buddha, you know?

I'm trying, I just...

I'm Val about town, town about Val.

I'm Vulva rine.

I'm ways drunk, I can't pick up.

I'm weirding Abbi out, it's my b.

I'm wild

I'm wild and I'm free!

I'm your main squeeze?

I'ma help you achieve.

I'ma help you, B.

I've been dreading this conversation,

I've been meaning to crack open a special batch.

I've been social media stalking you

I've been taking the path train into Manhattan

I've been there.

I've done it once before

I've got a cutting board with your name on it.

I've got a math head. All right, listen.

I've got to keep my eye on the prize...

I've gotta be honest, I'm kind of massively

I've had a few. (Chuckling)

I've heard so much about you, seen so many photos.

I've heard so much about you.

I've heard so much about you.

I've never been to a dog wedding before,

I've only been sitting on the couch... so, technically,

If anyone here objects to this union, speak now or foreve...

If I didn't step in, he could go to Yale.

If I had my phone right now,

If I mess up this white girl's teeth,

If it does, that would be disgusting.

If it happened to me, you have my permission to look away

If it wasn't already an app.

If Lincoln and I are a couple,

If our foremothers can find countries without phones,

If there's anything I can do to repay you...

If we get to Chinatown in the next ten minutes,

If we weren't going to this BYOB, I mean,

If you can do that, there's no telling how far we can go.

If you can find it.

If you could just send the next person in

If you would be my best man.

If you... if you want to.

Ilana, 23 year old.

Ilana, come on

Ilana, control yourself.

Ilana, did I tell you that

Ilana, did I tell you that

Ilana, do the homeless like Prada?

Ilana, do you think this is something you could do for me?

Ilana, honey, look who's here.

Ilana, I don't feel good, I feel really weird.

Ilana, I don't want you to eat Sushi anymore, okay?

Ilana, I...

Ilana, I'm not watching porn in here.

Ilana, let her sleep, let her rest.

Ilana, look.

Ilana, one of your interns tried to leave so the other ones

Ilana, this is really deep.

Ilana, what happened last night?

Ilana, what the (bleep) that!

Ilana, what?

Ilana, you're being... intolerant.

Ilana, you're only 23, dude.

Ilana! Abbi!

Ilana? What the (Bleep).

Ilana.

Ilana.

Ilana.

Ilana. No way.

Ilana...

Ilana...

Imagine if those two guys met.

In a good way.

In a way.

In all of New York City drinking water.

In all the pictures, I had these huge chipmunk cheeks.

In case it turns up, okay?

In case of emergency.

In case you were wondering.

In fact, I'm getting a call, it's ringing.

In my bedroom, though.

In my butt crack to try to absorb it,

In my nose!

In the chihuahua community.

In the living room.

In the studio for a while.

In what I believe is creole.

Innies, outies.

Inside of me and I wouldn't feel the difference?

Instead of bringing it in to the stables,

Into becoming a man.

Into the flag.

Into their bodies part of it.

Is "Garden State".

Is a very special night,

Is because Ilana's grandmother died

Is because that badass bitch did everything she ever wanted to

Is because you forgot you were with him one time.

Is going to come into the hangar.

Is gonna be the civil rights issue of our lifetime?

Is it a mosquito bite?

Is it still in her... butt?

Is my best man.

Is right around the corner from an NYU dining hall.

Is setting up your entire year.

Is this 'cause we made out?

Is this a new shirt?

Is this bad?

Isn't that a Christian song?

Isn't that why you approached me in the first place?

Isn't Val the best?

It doesn't.

It felt like a lot longer.

It hurts.

It is crowned and... and breeched.

It is so nice in here!

It is, right?

It just feels like it's time.

It just fetishizing their gay friends

It looks like a vagina.

It really is a masterpiece.

It should be called "The Al Dentist."

It smells like balls in here.

It turned out it was a swingers party.

It was 79 bucks.

It was 1995 (bleep)!

It was a huge success, but I had to remove all of your teeth.

It was a long time ago.

It was like asking to a friend,

It was scary.

It was supposed to be a surprise.

It was what we were on that time that

It was... honestly too annoying.

It will literally take two seconds for real.

It would be like breathing air for the first time.

It... it was expensive.

It... it's a dildo.

It... kind of like a smiley face

It'll just give us trippier visuals.

It'll make more room in my mouth, right?

It'll totally be here when you get back.

It's "cha chinga." But that's great.

It's 6:45.

It's a 1782 Ketland flintlock.

It's a black Irish goodbye.

It's a health code violation.

It's a huge fetish.

It's a love emergency!

It's a shinjo

It's a soft gift, so it's okay

It's a squirrel sleeping bag, unzipped.

It's a Vera Wag

It's a very strict schedule.

It's a whole new Gowanus.

It's Abbi with an "I".

It's Abbi, remember, we talked about that.

It's Abbi.

It's actually my lunch break.

It's actually not a dust brush job

It's all over the Internet, I'm not making this shit up!

It's already happening, Abbi.

It's always on the table.

It's an investment, you know? Right?

It's animated, it didn't need to be in there at all.

It's brilliant, but no one understands it.

It's called "edging."

It's coming, it's coming.

It's crazy.

It's cyclical, the market is cyclical.

It's Faith.

It's fantastic.

It's going too fast

It's gonna get dark in a couple hours.

It's great.

It's heavy.

It's honestly worth it if we get it.

It's in my butt...

It's interesting.

It's just because it's hot out.

It's just, dick head and balls squishing back there.

It's kind of seven right now.

It's like a seven year old.

It's like a smiley face.

It's like a squirrel clutch with a meatball in it.

It's like a whole other apartment.

It's like all we do is wake up, sign in and...

It's like hooking up with yourself.

It's like I literally have zero upper body strength.

It's like I'm too real for it, you know?

It's like visual crack

It's like when a mom

It's like when you

It's like, about currency and politics and government

It's like, creepy to me.

It's like, ugh

It's like, why did my ancestors even come here?

It's locked?

It's me breakfast,

It's medium.

It's much worse.

It's my fault, I should've seen this coming from a mile away.

It's my last party, you know?

It's my laundry man and then he's upset.

It's nice, you'd die instantly.

It's not a bazinga.

It's not blown, like glass.

It's not even funny.

It's not hard to get into.

It's not like it's science suction, Bill Nye!

It's not my fault.

It's not...

It's okay, man.

It's okay.

It's on his blog.

It's perfect.

It's pretty much RuPaul's "Supermodel" on repeat

It's priceless 'cause my father gave it to me,

It's really cool.

It's really more of, like, a get together,

It's really stinky.

It's rent controlled.

It's reverse rapism.

It's simple math.

It's so cheap now.

It's so cute!

It's so good, though.

It's so much harder to walk.

It's so nice to see you guys.

It's still in her anus.

It's still sore.

It's taken me four years to get where I am,

It's the conference room.

It's the Gummi Bears.

It's the last time people get to see you.

It's the little American.

It's the number one killer of chihuahuas.

It's the three in the middle.

It's their first violation.

It's this photo app that, um, adds lasers to images,

It's too romantic, I'm sorry

It's too weird.

It's tricky.

It's true.

It's true.

It's tucchus, but I am loving it, brother.

It's unbelievable that we live in a city

It's under, uh...

It's very seventh grade.

It's what I like about you

It's you, Oliver.

It's... smart. Smart.

Its the most magical place in all the land.

Ivy League grad/Harvard...

Jack Daniels, Svedka vodka, robot...

Jaimé?

Jaime Castro.

Jaime, I am so sorry.

Jaimé, I don't really have time for this.

Jaime, thank you so much again

Jaime, those old white dudes are impossible to tell apart.

Jaime, what's wrong?

Jaime!

Jaimé!

Jaime's already pulled through.

Jaime's blades were too big for your bony, dainty feet.

Jaime's having an actual party with our actual friends

Janet just turned 40!

Janet's 40!

Jay Z and Beyoncé, they're in the illuminati

Jeez, you know..

Jeez!

Jeez.

Jeremy, I feel like we're in a magazine.

Jeremy's totally thinking about me.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus, come on.

Jesus, fu...

Jesus, I forgot you were in the (Bleep) room!

Jesus, Ilana

Jesus, Ilana, he's an innocent little boy.

Jesus, who are you guys?

Jesus, why'd you have to come to this one?

Jesus!

Jesus.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Joanne from the salon.

Johnny, you cad.

Judge Judy's net worth is...

Juice, my man.

Just as cold, maybe even more so.

Just cool down, Abbi.

Just do something with your life

Just do that.

Just get on the boat, just get on the boat.

Just got my record expunged

Just in case the opportunity came along

Just kidding!

Just let me get it, I understand.

Just means that you think it should be judged

Just needed some air or something, just call her.

Just one class.

Just one second.

Just open up your mind, Arthur, just open up.

Just pick any flavor, they're all chemicals.

Just please don't hit me in front of everybody.

Just really wanna get it right.

Just rest on it.

Just set him up on a couch.

Just thinking about how they're going to die.

Just to get back in the swing of things,

Just to get divorced one day.

Keep him vertical.

Keeps women treated like property.

Kelly has really changed you.

Kind of like me in high school.

Kinda inappropriate.

King of Prussia mall!

Kirk Steele?

Kirk?

Kirk.

Knee.

Knock 'em over, Abbi.

Kooky girl.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're going down.

Last night you got flesh pierced

Last night.

Last time I saw you, you were a toothless spud

Last week, I got so, like stuck in that dude's clavicle.

Later.

Lawyers love 'em, so hot.

Leather is tanned!

Leave it, leave it!

Lesson learned, Oliver.

Lesson, uh, learned.

Let me know if you want me to get you a bag

Let me see... I'll be the judge of that.

Let me take your bag.

Let me tell you something.

Let Oliver hold it, he needs to learn.

Let us in.

Let us out!

Let you go.

Let's begin.

Let's go play outside.

Let's go to your office right now.

Let's go, come on, let's go. (Bleep), come on, let's go.

Let's go, come on, let's go. (Bleep), come on, let's go.

Let's go, guys.

Let's go, I'll go get some drinks.

Let's go!

Let's go. Go. Call.

Let's go. Let's do it.

Let's hurry up before the lines get long!

Let's just get dressed and go to the wedding.

Let's play a game.

Let's see, Cap'n Crunch?

Let's talk about it at my house, later.

Let's watch the e vite again.

Life!

Life.

Like a whole 'nother apartment, yeah.

Like Bruce Springsteen's favourite food is not a tomato?

Like Facebook invites or network TV.

Like hill funerals usually are?

Like it is a dang milk shake.

Like reunited with his dog, who was taken.

Like some bridge and tunnel club meet.

Like that day we went off sugar.

Like the shading... of the boobs.

Like the true American immigrants did.

Like what?

Like, all the time.

Like, completely free.

Like, I hate (bleep)

Like, it was carved by an artist.

Like, listen, I think we need to actually schedule

Like, the cider beer, the cardamom?

Like, this apartment is so insane.

Like, um, Mount Rushmore,

Like... ow!

Lincoln has a pasta maker? No way.

Lincoln, can I tell you a secret?

Lincoln, did you see this?

Lincoln, I don't know if that's...

Lincoln, you took out all of her teeth?

Listen to me: Get that ass

Listen, dude, I'm freaking the out right now.

Listen, I don't have 700 bucks just lying around.

Listen, I'll cut you each your checks.

Listen, if a prostitute's what you want,

Listen, stay as long as you want.

Listen, there are 250 lawyers on this boat.

Listen.

Little pieces.

Live in the moment.

Locked him in the conference room.

Long silky hair like a horse's main?

Look at this black blue hands.

Look at you two!

Look at you.

Look, I don't want to freak out right now,

Look, the truth about cats and dogs is...

Look.

Look.

Looks good.

Looped and loop... she's frozen.

Lordy, lordy!

Lordy, lordy.

Loser, loser, loser, loser, loser life

Loser.

Lot of condolences emails to answer.

Love it. Well, I meant $2.00.

Love Regina, but that's awesome.

Love ya.

Low curvature.

Lunch, and (Bleep) dinner right here.

Mad vodka, huh?

Made a purchase of $1,487.56

Mailbox, labeled "Nicole," and I promise you you will get

Make sure he doesn't fall asleep for at least eight hours.

Make sure... can you handle that?

Male Stacey!

Male Stacey!

Male Stacey's cooking me dinner tonight?

Man, I hate to see it, but you got boyfriend penis, bro.

Man, my first impression is always better on Tinder.

Man, this is great.

Manuka honey.

Mark had to take the kids to Telluride

Market, market... go!

Marry her, start a new life together,

Math mind.

Matthew, it's me, Trey.

May your pencil soften her crudeness.

Maybe Abbi'll know.

Maybe even hysterically, but then, then,

Maybe even, I don't know...

Maybe I should start wearing belts with seafood on 'em.

Maybe Lincoln would want an avocado for his birthday?

Maybe we could watch it together sometime.

Maybe we just revoke the A/C privileges, you know?

Maybe you should.

Maybe you... you don't know about the market.

Maybe you'll just (Bleep) for a hot sec

Maybe your dad should have pulled out.

Mayonnaise clinic claims that facial paralysis can be a thing?

Me don't hear you answering that question, why?

Me hearing a lot of chitchat

Me thinks the lady

Me too!

Me too.

Me too.

Me too. It's so crazy.

Me, I'm Mommy Lani

Medusa, Artemis, Hermes.

Meet me at the coffee shop.

Meet you back on the thing.

Melody and I have been looking for you guys everywhere.

Melody and I haven't had sex in weeks,

Melody, are you here?

Melody, it's Abbi.

Michelle, party of two.

Michelle, party of two.

Mine!

Miss Wexler, I closed on that nail article.

Miss?

Mix it up a little bit?

Mm hmm, parabolic tearing

Mm hmm, yeah.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm... uh oh!

Mmm, mmm, mmm!

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Mmm, that'll be 35 bucks, babe.

Mmm, this is some high class (bleep).

Mmm!

Mmm.

Mmmm, I'm so proud of you!

Mom, feel something!

Mom, I thought we were done with the bag obsession.

Mom, ma, Jay is so handsome!

Mom, she's a high class wasp y Jew.

Mom, we just got arrested!

Money, right, money, money.

Moonshine!

More smart, not more smart.

More than one card to be an adult, right?

Morning, Abbi.

Move those legs, move those arms.

Murray Hill.

Must be nice!

Must be nice.

Must... be... nice.

My bad, I'm sorry.

My biggest weakness is that I lose my purse a lot.

My dad didn't love me half as much as I love you guys.

My dad said it's never too early, and I agree.

My doctor's right here if you want to talk to him.

My eyes can't focus on a fixed point right now.

My father.

My favorite.

My feet were probably too small for them.

My FOMO's through the damn roof.

My foot really hurts.

My God, I ****d him, dude.

My God.

My grandfather was the legendary film actor, John Barrymore.

My heart, it was exploding.

My interns, gather.

My mind is very open. My asshole, I'm not so sure about it.

My mom's stuff is fancy as (Bleep).

My mouth is like...

My name is Abbi

My name, um, is Abbi.

My only son.

My parents are finally proud of me.

My people plan for death, Abbi.

My plan is working

My production company,

My therapist has encouraged me to write down my feelings.

My uncle is Adam Corolla.

My wig!

My...

Namaste, children of light.

Name

Nature is seriously amazing.

NBD, sister.

Never any details.

Never forget this, okay?

New York **** wake up every day

Next up, probiotics, a Neti Pot and a bag of douche.

Nic, Nic, Nic.

Nice backstitch.

Nice razor scooter, pencil dick.

Nice razor scooter, pencil dick.

Nice to meet you, Abbi.

Nice to meet you. Thanks.

Nice work, brother.

Nice!

Nice.

Nnnn...

No

No mo' FOMO, dog.

No mo' FOMO, dog.

No offense, but it's more like

No offense, but women don't hit their sexual peak

No one else is here.

No one else uses this.

No one will ever notice.

No, (Bleep) that.

No, (Bleep) that.

No, but we've been dating for like, 12 quarters.

No, but...

No, dude, he definitely believed you.

No, dude, it's not mean at all.

No, I can't do that.

No, I completely disagree.

No, I don't get it at all.

No, I don't know.

No, I don't.

No, I don't... I'm not...

No, I mean, he's from Jersey, so I put him with a tomato

No, I mean, how would I put a dildo on top of my dick?

No, I was just in... I had surgery, I was... so many...

No, I, I didn't... I didn't mean, um, blow jobs.

No, I... please.

No, I'm just kidding, it's more like three years.

No, I'm not coming back.

No, I'm not serious.

No, I'm obviously dying first.

No, I'm poor.

No, it was the perfect amount of troubles.

No, it wasn't.

No, it's "fire," you yell "fire."

No, it's fine.

No, it's gonna... it's all right

No, it's just, like, your whole thing.

No, it's perfect.

No, it's too chemically and that's no good.

No, it's too crunchy for Abbi right now.

No, keep going, it's good, she would love this impression.

No, let him have this.

No, me neither, but then we ended up on St. Mark's and...

No, Melody's gonna be here.

No, no, hold on. Peg?

No, no, hold on. Peg?

No, no, no, no, I don't see it.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, there's no reception down here,

No, no, no.

No, no, no. It's fine.

No, no, no... mom, it is a job,

No, no, the moment we got to the party,

No, no! My Insulin!

No, no.

No, no.

No, please, can you go in front of me?

No, prank, man.

No, really, I've been calling it "the Abbi."

No, really?

No, silly.

No, that is definitely not a mosquito bite.

No, that's cool, dude.

No, that's my ex's. He moved out last week.

No, that's not how coat check works.

No, that's us.

No, that's your arm.

No, the biting was dope.

No, the husband always dies first.

No, they think I'm a successful artist.

No, this party is a 10, dude.

No, trust me. Trust me.

No, Uncle, please, don't!

No, we don't..

No, you are.

No, you bobo.

No, you do not live together.

No, you got some explaining to do!

No, you know what?

No, you know what? Just forget it.

No, you need to go get help.

No, you were here the entire time, you saw... everything.

No, you're not going back to that life right now.

No, you're so good.

No!

No!

No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Do you ever been to Long Island?

No...

No... I'm not even sure I'm gonna do it.

Nobody knows our bodies the way that we do.

None of which are human.

Nope, you're the last to arrive.

Not about the wine, the painkillers,

Not for me.

Not like in a, like,

Not my only capitalist venture at this time.

Not so fast, muchacha.

Not that much.

Not this way.

Not to be like a downer

Not today!

Not too soon, please.

Not you, you little bois.

Now I gotta lug all this (Bleep) to some Jesus house?

Now let me look at this lining!

Now Oliver can't have any soy products,

Now we gotta go, is what... it is.

Now we'll just take our handbags and go.

Now we're cooking with gas.

Now who's judging other people based on their... their stuff?

Now you're just being childish.

Now, get out of here.

Now, go get another one.

Now, I'm gonna take lunch, but I need you guys to keep it

Now, look, Matthew is very special, all right?

Now, suck it up.

Now, you know that's going right into Bloomberg's pocket.

Now, you take this, brother.

Now!

Number five.

Obviously, I can't pay you until, um,

Obviously.

Of all your clothes from last season.

Of course I have been missing out on this for years.

Of course I'm drawn to myself.

Of course I've been on a boat before.

Of course not!

Of course she is. She leaves her boyfriend here

Of course she isn't here.

Of course, my babies.

Of course, shrimp cocktail's Ron Howard's favourite food.

Of course! Bleepy is huge!

Of ripping underaged bongs.

Of this beautiful human being in one single flavor?

Of unpaid interns.

Oh (Bleep), I can't stop!

Oh (Bleep)!

Oh god, this was the worst day to go off the grid.

Oh god.

Oh God.

Oh god.

Oh god... oh god, (Bleep) oh!

Oh my God, Abbi, we have to dish.

Oh my God, dude.

Oh my god, forget it!

Oh my god, get ready, bitch.

Oh my god, look at their... bodies.

Oh my god, somebody's gonna love...

Oh my god, thank you so much.

Oh my god, uh doi.

Oh my God, you are so weird.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Are you okay?

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Oh yeah, oh, unh

Oh yeah, omarossa.

Oh, (bleep) me

Oh, (bleep), dude!

Oh, (bleep), it's Strega Nona the weed witch!

Oh, (Bleep), oh, (Bleep).

Oh, (Bleep).

Oh, (bleep).

Oh, (Bleep).

Oh, Abbi.

Oh, Abbi. That's good.

Oh, and also, I'm back on ***. I like them again

Oh, and I loved your Drew Barrymore impersonation.

Oh, and, Abbi, could you clean up all this sweat.

Oh, awesome.

Oh, Bevers

Oh, Bevers.

Oh, Bobbi, I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry

Oh, but I wanna see your cute little face.

Oh, but Ilana, please...

Oh, but wouldn't that be more like a gay thing, Elliot?

Oh, dog wedding gazebo!

Oh, dog wedding gazebo!

Oh, fine. Fire!

Oh, for over a hundred years.

Oh, give me a break.

Oh, God, ew.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, goodie, you're awake!

Oh, gosh, so fashion, baby.

Oh, great!

Oh, Guy Fieri.

Oh, he can't.

Oh, he definitely has sisters.

Oh, here she is.

Oh, hey, Jer.

Oh, hey, what's up, man?

Oh, I guess I'm just gonna go home and sleep

Oh, I just tried that for work, actually.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, I love St. Mark's.

Oh, I love you so much.

Oh, I saw a denim jacket like that

Oh, I see. We are loving lesbians,

Oh, I would, but I gotta relax before I teach

Oh, I'm a... I'm a huge (Bleep) idiot.

Oh, I'm dying. It's so good.

Oh, I'm in.

Oh, I'm just gonna use one of theirs.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not a leathersmith.

Oh, I've done it again.

Oh, is it...

Oh, is that a hickey?

Oh, it's a tooth cake?

Oh, it's all right.

Oh, it's coming.

Oh, it's Glenn Close, pretending to be a woman,

Oh, it's Kelly.

Oh, it's no problem.

Oh, it's not big, it's like wanna "fook"?

Oh, it's okay.

Oh, Jesus, turn it off.

Oh, looks like we're watching "The Apprentice All Stars".

Oh, my (bleep) ankle.

Oh, my G... Yaas!

Oh, my God

Oh, my God, am I being so mean?

Oh, my God, are you mad at me?

Oh, my God, I am so horny right now, it hurts.

Oh, my God, I'm a model?

Oh, my God, I'm kissing Abbi.

Oh, my God, it's perfection.

Oh, my God, Jeremy.

Oh, my God, of course, she's hungry as (bleep).

Oh, my God, she doesn't do dances with me

Oh, my God, sorry.

Oh, my god, we are...

Oh, my god, Weezy's here.

Oh, my God, you are so out of it.

Oh, my God, you look so good with Bieber hair

Oh, my God, you're so scary.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

Oh, my God! What the...

Oh, my god! Wow!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That's so embarrassing.

Oh, my God. That's so good.

Oh, my God...

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my!

Oh, my...

Oh, my... holy (Bleep).

Oh, Nicole, I left a hardboiled egg in our cube.

Oh, no, don't...

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Abbi.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, really, Todd?

Oh, really?

Oh, really?

Oh, really?

Oh, really? 'Cause that would be so generous of you.

Oh, right.

Oh, sh...

Oh, she's so beautiful

Oh, so good.

Oh, so sad. Been there.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that skirt's one of my favourite pieces.

Oh, that was my aunt's.

Oh, there she is.

Oh, wait.

Oh, wow, there they are.

Oh, wow. Thank you.

Oh, yeah, uh...

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Uh huh.

Oh, you are sweeping me off my feet.

Oh, you be quiet.

Oh, you don't have to do that.

Oh, you just meant switch positions?

Oh, you know what?

Oh, you missed the... all right.

Oh, you're so posh spice.

Oh, you're so swollen, baby.

Oh, you're taking a photo of me.

Oh, you're way too good for any of these lawyers

Oh, your mom is so broken up over this loss

Oh, yum. Oh, my god.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! (Farts) I'm sorry.

Oh! Ah, yeah!

Oh! Oh, my...

Oh?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. (Both laughing)

Oh. Oh, I don't know.

Oh. So sorry.

Oh. Sorry.

Oh. That's hysterical.

Oh..

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... Jesus.

Oh... my God.

Oh... oh, my god.

Oh... saved by the bell.

Oh... that would be great.

Ohh... ah!

Ohhhh!

Ok, kiss.

Okay

Okay, Ab.

Okay, Abbi, this little airplane

Okay, all business, getting to it.

Okay, baby, you take this tray of the mini cannolis.

Okay, baby.

Okay, but you're a mainline Jew.

Okay, but, Monica, we don't have the rings yet.

Okay, bye, Ollie.

Okay, bye.

Okay, call me after Dave and Busters.

Okay, calm down.

Okay, come on, come on. All right, okay

Okay, don't accidents happen all the time in the gym?

Okay, don't ruin micropenises for me.

Okay, ease your grip.

Okay, everything is now the childproof, we got this.

Okay, first order of business is government medicine.

Okay, follow me.

Okay, have fun.

Okay, he's being sarcastic.

Okay, he's getting away.

Okay, he's standing on a shredded American flag,

Okay, here we go, I need just one...

Okay, here we go.

Okay, here's a list of your instructions

Okay, hey, dude.

Okay, how about you?

Okay, I can do this.

Okay, I do this for you.

Okay, I don't know any prostitutes.

Okay, I got one.

Okay, I have another one.

Okay, I know you guys are annoyed right now..

Okay, I need you to go 42 Squirts,

Okay, I think we're done.

Okay, I want a gin and vodka maraschino sizzle,

Okay, I was kidding.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Okay, I'm gonna BRB.

Okay, I'm just getting Kelly Ripa's coat.

Okay, I'm sure she's fine.

Okay, if you can keep her on her meds schedule, she'll be okay.

Okay, Jaimé, now, we have to do the two most important things

Okay, Jaimé, the flavor of Abbi.

Okay, Jaimé.

Okay, Jeez, you're the one who's being loud.

Okay, kids, when I started this day,

Okay, let's just get the drinks and go, all right?

Okay, Maxinista, I think you left the size tag on it.

Okay, meet back, meet back.

Okay, number four, please step forward, say your line.

Okay, okay, Abbi, think, come on.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, Oliver, I want you to remember

Okay, one is from my old babysitter

Okay, one more. Ready?

Okay, Poppi, what are you doing here?

Okay, ring her up... me.

Okay, so Adele is just about to meet us.

Okay, so he is on stage, he's fully naked,

Okay, so I just found out about a rooftop party

Okay, so I need to retrace my porn steps first.

Okay, so it's stupid

Okay, so my best friend Abbi is going to a hot party tonight

Okay, so start by lubing up the head and work...

Okay, thanks.

Okay, that'll be $79

Okay, that's better.

Okay, this is for the swelling of your face.

Okay, uh...

Okay, um, I have an assistant, and they called.

Okay, um, what about next year?

Okay, we could bring you our leftovers, after.

Okay, we got this.

Okay, we'll just do the thing,

Okay, we're your new R.A.s,

Okay, well, I'll just take the blame.

Okay, well, then I'm gonna... I'm gonna smash this!

Okay, well...

Okay, who is it?

Okay, with curacao, and a...

Okay, yeah...

Okay, you can go,

Okay, you know what?

Okay, you lose.

Okay, you're weird and I literally love you.

Okay?

Okay?

Okay? I'm proud of you.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. (Clearing throat)

Okay. All right

Okay. Have a good rest.

Okay. Hey, sorry.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Peas, frozen peas.

Okay. So, this past year,

Oliver is at a tipping point right now, okay?

Oliver, you're a child.

On "who wore it best?"

On purpose, though.

On the water, nice facilities,

On, on, on, on, on.

Once again, these nipple clamps are not tight enough.

One bag, two bag, three bag, four.

One day off the matrix is gonna make us

One of these for his birthday?

One question... why do you guys

One sec, Jeremy... just give me one...

One second.

One time, I don't wear a condom

One visible face and one invisible.

One, two...

Ooh hoo!

Ooh whee, okay, well, okay.

Ooh, bulk granola.

Ooh, earth friendly cereals.

Ooh, elegant. And girth?

Ooh, I forgot one.

Ooh, I stink.

Ooh, I wanna marry the blue light.

Ooh, she does not look happy.

Ooh, turbie twist.

Ooh, waterproof, love that.

Ooh, whoa, oh.

Ooh, yeah.

Ooh, you guys are gonna have to thank Aunt Abbi

Ooh! That is literally what "they" say.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh. Hello.

Open your eyes, man.

Or $903 in cash.

Or a "BYOS"... bring your own silverware.

Or a cup of jazz?

Or are you a real doctor?

Or can drive a stick shift?

Or cotton balls.

Or did you move, because you never respond

Or do I need to make an appointment?

Or do you want to die knowing that you brought him pleasure

Or have sex with the same person for the rest of your life?

Or I want to work with kids with MS.

Or I will have to...

Or it's not, Ilana.

Or like a bag of avocados?

Or like, a personal triangle he's playing all the time.

Or nipples, or buttholes.

Or not... I don't know what's appropriate in this situation.

Or shoot somebody in the knee?

Or sponges, if we have.

Or whatever, but it should be fine.

Or whatever.

Ordinarily, I would not say this, but they're dogs.

Original pieces, people!

Originally 119, down to 69, down to 39.

Originals.

Other than dabbing.

Otherwise, we'd be seeing more pictures.

Our cycles must be synched.

Our dear university abides by.

Our foremothers didn't pin dudes on (Bleep) Tinder.

Our... our happiness cycles.

Out of support.

Out these envelopes with your address, leave them in the

Over to 9:44 for some master ass(Bleep) play.

Overwhelming pride.

Ow, my dick.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Pain is in the brain.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow. I'm gonna get some scrunchies.

Ow... oh...

Pain is in my stupid, stupid brain.

Pain is in the brain.

Paint a picture of how he's gonna look with words.

Party of five?

Peace, mortals.

Peg?

Pega Seuss!

Pegging is when a woman with a strap on,

Penis.

People who are hotter, uglier.

Perfect.

Pick a color.

Place one right here, Gianni.

Please don't leave the building so that you work and also

Please stop.

Please, Abbi, I have a kid.

Please, Abbi, you gotta swear.

Please, call me Ilana.

Please, call me Miss Wexler.

Please, come in.

Please, don't press charges.

Please, don't tell me

Please, thank you.

Please, will you help me?

Plug in more consciously.

Plus Regina who normally teaches the class

Plus they provide free razors.

Plus, you'll get Starwood's points.

Plus, you're throwing, like, a temper tantrum

Poor mommy.

Poor toe circulation.

Poppi, look.

Potentially broke up my parents.

Prank!

Prank! Yes!

Pretending to be a man.

Probably not, 'cause he doesn't have any hair.

Probably.

Psych!

Punk.

Put it down.

Put on a pair of those.

Quick, let's get this into a bunker before the big one hits.

Rabbi Stein, Rachel Lieberman.

Rachel Ackerman, Rachel Alterman, Aunt cherry.

**** and fire!

****! ****!

Ready to fall.

Ready to get your nails did, girls?

Real mature

Real mature!

Really outside of my comfort level

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Reduce, re use, recycle, Rhianna!

Regretting my decision to sizzle fajitas

Relax, I get it, okay.

Remember me now?

Remember me?

Remember that time I got pink eye?

Remember you had that party,

Removes your A/C,

Restaurants exist at all.

Reverse Robin Hoods who take from the poor

Right back here! Are you (Bleep) kidding me?

Right in the butt.

Right this way, sir.

Right this way.

Right, 'cause you have to lie about me

Right, right, right

Right?

Right?

Right?

Right. Right, right, right.

Right... left?

Rolling around in my own (Bleep).

Rub one out, rinse and repeat.

Rub some purrell in your mustache so you don't smell him.

Rude!

Sacagawea!

Say hi to your mom.

Sayonara.

Scott Wolf?

Second of all, I'm the wife?

Second of all, you need to trust me because

See you later.

See you next week.

See you soon.

See you there.

Sell mushroom chocolates!

Sell my art and my clothes!

Sell my art!

Sell my clothes.

Sent into... cloud.

Seriously, you have to pull me harder

Seriously.

Shakira is spicy spice.

She becomes Val?

She called Jeremy to declare her love,

She could probably donate it for you right now

She died in that plane crash.

She does.

She e mailed me to tell me there's gonna be like,

She had, like, a tight physique.

She has the rings.

She is such a riot.

She is your lock and key.

She just needs plenty of sleep.

She just went to the can, she had to take a doody.

She may just have a case of cold paws.

She needs me, she needs, you know, us, but...

She needs rest, Ilana.

She played for the Rockford Peaches.

She put her heart out there.

She put her soul out there.

She sang at the Cotton Club.

She should be able to go

She thought I was gonna propose,

She was awesome.

She was hosting an orgy.

She was just hanging out.

She was supposed to go to Stanford.

She was, she was full.

She wasn't buying anything, she was just chilling

She will become all of their grandmaster supreme.

She'll be a little fuzzy, but at least she'll be coherent.

She's always gotta make it about her.

She's glowing, Ilana, look at her.

She's in the bathroom again, but she's not doodying.

She's just gone.

She's my favorite.

She's not replacing you.

She's on her way to Port Au Prince right now.

She's pretty phenomenal.

She's spearheading Habitat For Humanity down there.

She's the man.

Shh, Oliver, we don't talk about Uber down here.

Show me your penis.

Simply yes or no.

Since Jaime told me you were his... whatever

Since the AIDS quilt.

Sir, so I have a... I... this morning, I was...

Sir? We're closing.

Sir...

Sitting in your own poop.

Slaps huge leaves at you while you're like, completely naked.

Small or medium?

Smell something?

Smells like you've been working out.

So Abbi's vitals are fine.

So before Trey was my boss, he was a porn star?

So do "they

So good

So good!

So good.

So he hopped a boxcar from Oklahoma

So hot.

So how are you?

So I asked Trey at the party.

So I guess, we're related now.

So I just want to say

So I should go to the hospital.

So I started with average size penis jerk.

So I was asking, how's university?

So I was like, I gotta get you a new one

So I'd cut it with the douche fest, asap.

So I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be a trainer.

So I'm gonna go open it in the kitchen.

So I'm gonna go open it in the kitchen.

So I'm just getting, you know, the feel.

So if we did have to kill ourselves

So if you could grab your dust brush or whatever

So is the ambulance coming soon?

So like, I gotta, I gotta be going.

So much better.

So much fun.

So much more fun than a nose piercing.

So much stronger.

So much sweeter.

So much, man.

So nice to finally meet you.

So now Abbi's stuck and I need to get to the wedding.

So reasonably priced.

So riddle me this, Doc.

So ripped.

So she's 11 quarters old.

So sorry, sorry.

So sorry.

So that he doesn't see my enormous sweat glands.

So that's probably why.

So this coat is yours.

So this is because we're clearly lesbians?

So walk around us, you patriarchal mother(Bleep)!

So we were doing it,

So what?

So where's this dog wedding?

So yeah, I just wanted to say that.

So you better lawyer up, 'cause I'm gonna...

So you could put lasers coming out of eyes,

So you know, when in doubt, just go to Babbo or Nobu

So you're telling me that out of the whole series,

So, Abbi, help yourself to any of the snacks here.

So, how... old are you?

So, I guess I'll give you a call.

So, if each one of them has at least three drinks per hour,

So, let's just pause. Let's just pause.

So, Melody can only put my name on the list

So, my family has a tradition on birthdays

So, so I'm taking orders from a porn star

So, there's a big rush at the beginning

So, to clarify, you ****d...

So, uh, this kid's parents know

So, what's the vibe gonna be like

So, where do you guys live?

So, you know his body.

So, you made out with a minor.

So, you told everyone I'm transitioning

So.

So...

So... I got your call yesterday.

So... perfect.

Somebody barfed on an exercise ball

Somebody stop me!

Somebody switched the dog quiche

Someone left them on the floor in the bathroom.

Sometimes it's the less you know, though... you know?

Sometimes people throw towels in.

Sorry about that.

Sorry to make you wait.

Sorry to wake you.

Sorry, Abbi, I broke your Starbucks gift card.

Sorry, no offense, are you a nurse

Sorry.

Sorry.

Speaking of which, how much is my aunt's timeless, beautiful,

Speaking of which, sweetheart,

Specifically 8:58.

Split up!

Stace?

Stacey, yeah, it's so good.

Stacey!

Stacey.

Stand guard.

Staph is not the real bad one, right?

Start supporting local businesses.

Steve Jobs... techno visionary,

Still no service. Uhh!

Stop doing your lame o video!

Stop him, he took our bag!

Stop it, that's so inappropriate.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop letting strangers in the building.

Stop talking now, please!

Stop that guy!

Stop the wedding, stop the wedding!

Stop, I can't even talk about this.

Stop, we're the FBI, bitch!

Stop.

Stop.

Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Straight men and gay men alike both enjoy prostate stimulation.

Strega Nona...

Strike uno!

Stuck in your butt crack in the shower?

Study abroad in Copenhagen,

Stupid.

Successfully as antiperspirant.

Sweaty.

Take a few deep breaths,

Take her outta here, boys.

Take her outta here, boys.

Take it back to Beacon's and sell the (Bleep) out of it.

Take Poppi to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Take the little guy

Take this firecracker smoothie.

Taking to you, Aisha.

Tapas.

Taught love from a very young age.

Tea.

Terrible.

Than a little old woman,

Than any human being's face.

Than artwork from you over there, sweet cheeks.

Thank you

Thank you for always encouraging me to follow my heart.

Thank you for asking.

Thank you for calling me a star

Thank you for doing business with One Trust, goodbye.

Thank you for sharing this with me.

Thank you so much for this A/C.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Come on in.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, tree man.

Thank you, um...

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks a lot, Doctor Oz.

Thanks so much, guys.

Thanks, D., thanks for understanding.

Thanks, I knocked down all the walls.

Thanks, skids, love you, B.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Bye, guys."

That (Bleep) pussy.

That boy lives here?

That doesn't make what you guys have any less special.

That dude jerked off on your pocketbook in Bryant Park.

That ethnic smorgasbord of unpaid workers that you have.

That guy did not sound qualified.

That he's always in our apartment,

That I have to be like, America's good girl

That is genius!

That is great... thank you for listening to me.

That is how we cheers in Latin America.

That is insane.

That is **** culture language right there.

That is so gross.

That is so weird.

That is terrific.

That is what I would do for a girl

That it would make more room in my mouth.

That keratin pube straightening deal.

That like women that are super gum heavy.

That might bring me back to life.

That mirror cost $1400 without installation.

That Mommy Lani got you...

That most of this day is a secret, okay?

That must be why you ate four and a half luna bars.

That one's so pretty, my mom got it for me.

That proves the coat's theirs.

That really long voice mail you left me where you asked me out.

That said there's microscopic shrimp

That sounds good. I'll have one, too.

That they just didn't need to pay rent, like, at all.

That was a really big journal entry.

That was a trick question.

That was dope

That was great. Yeah, I'll do it,

That was so horrible.

That was weird and confusing.

That we don't find any contraband in here,

That we shouldn't be getting married yet.

That we were here together?

That we'd die in each other's arms at sea.

That woman lived 92 full years.

That would be amazing.

That you already have the answers.

That you are finally going to vagina swallow Jeremy tonight.

That you are never, ever gonna forget.

That you are still worth something.

That you guys missed my last solo performance.

That you have handed to you on a silver (Bleep) platter!

That you would steal something for me.

That you're watching him, right?

That'd be insane.

That'd be pretty cool,

That'd be, like, so badass.

That'll be $1,487.56.

That'll change his life forever.

That's 750 drinks every hour.

That's a great idea!

That's a lot of paper towels.

That's a lot.

That's a weird way to say that, but...

That's actually Kelly Ripa's coat.

That's as tight as they get.

That's awesome, 'cause my office

That's cool.

That's cool.

That's cool.

That's correct, bro sef

That's disgusting, right?

That's disgusting.

That's great, but there are so many gyms in Astoria

That's her sweatshirt.

That's hot.

That's how the coat check works.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it. And here we go.

That's just how she says goodbye to people.

That's lame, but yeah.

That's like a whole month's rent for me.

That's my favorite store

That's nice to know.

That's not cool dude.

That's okay.

That's okay. Are you sure?

That's probably why I really, really

That's supposed to be like really life changing

That's the street! Oh, (bleep)!

That's the twist.

That's the worst Ivy.

That's true.

That's true.

That's what he wants you to think!

That's what my parents gave me.

That's what she says.

That's what... that's what did it.

That's what's so hot about it.

That's where her parents wanted her to go.

That's why I'm having an orgy.

The 12:30 kick ass kettle bell class.

The bags are gone. Let it go.

The bags know, mom. They know.

The bar... you were like...

The bell rings.

The best optical illusion of all time?

The bigger a penis appears.

The black dentistry game is over... forever.

The boys with the penises!

The bummer is that they spelled my name wrong in the credits,

The captain is a murderer.

The dolby was nowhere near 5.1...

The door was wide open.

The fajitas, um, for a sec.

The first night that we did anything, okay?

The flavor of Abbi.

The Guardian of the Coats.

The homemade pasta.

The horses do get very cold in the winter,

The hottest person here is leaving.

The Kelvin, I mean...

The level of commitment that performance took!

The man is gonna ram the door.

The model will be changing positions every minute.

The more room it has to present itself,

The Narnia of partias is still out there

The nation.

The night's ruined.

The one armed man took it.

The only reason I met Lincoln

The only reason I pegged you in the first place

The only thing I see is that crazy woman

The planning this takes is unbelievable.

The radiation levels are off the charts.

The reason I'm, like, sitting and crying

The second one's Benny Calitri.

The sooner you buy more pills, right?

The sooner you..

The straight girls of 2015 shafted yet again!

The student has become the teacher.

Then Abbi will stretch you out.

Then I can die whenever.

Then I don't wanna go in there.

Then people find their matching ticket.

There are infinite holes in the sea.

There has been some unusual activity on your account

There he is! There's the man of the hour!

There is no Chanel.

There is still some value there,

There once was a woman named Felicity Porter.

There she is.

There was so much jazz.

There we go.

There were so many drugs and I was... so that's...

There you are.

There you go.

There you go. Thanks.

There's $300 on the counter

There's a "Judge Judy" episode about that where this guy is

There's a lot of love here,

There's a lot of phlegm.

There's a lot of stuff that we need to go over.

There's just $22 still.

There's just so much I want to know about him, like,

There's milk duds on the bottom, actually.

There's never empty lounge chairs!

There's no pain when you're getting your groove back.

There's nothing left?

There's one black person, and she's the one who's killed off.

There's only four, but they're gone.

These are actually the only ones left.

These are dinosaurs, stills of dinosaurs.

These are index cards.

These are supposed to be with the coats.

These are the rules, and when you graduate

These guys drink a lot.

These postcards are so cool.

They are like up Facebook's butthole, no shame!

They are totally getting beer.

They could get here in 25 minutes.

They don't care if you're waxed.

They don't get that there's, like,

They don't let murderers be captains.

They got dog dick, ghost poop, g****s

They keep popping off.

They kind of remind me a little bit of your drawing.

They moved the fans. Good call.

They wanna be on the ground.

They were bred as like a joke.

They were... you're very loud.

They... they fit me.

They'd spray their pheromones all over

They'll obviously be huge, but...

They're a little snug, actually.

They're evidence in an ongoing counterfeit investigation.

They're going to have at the dog wedding today.

They're gonna have to restock the bar in 20 to 25 minutes.

They're made of the same thing stars are made of,

They're not gonna let us in,

They're on Abbi's toes.

They're really on there.

They're sisters, they're not twins.

They're supposed to be on the hangers with the corresponding coat.

They're the worst.

This asshole's got $3,600 on his meal card.

This bitch is always late.

This bitch is always late.

This charcuterie.

This is a bazinga.

This is a beautiful setup you got here.

This is a dream come true

This is a good group.

This is a joke shirt.

This is a party, girl.

This is a picture of you and your childhood pug, all right?

This is a serious violation of the ethics code

This is a special moment for your... son?

This is a spontaneous room raid.

This is all my fault.

This is an important business boat meeting...

This is an incredible resume.

This is an opportunity.

This is expired.

This is going to be the opportunity for me

This is gonna take forever.

This is gonna work.

This is good.

This is great.

This is Kelly Ripa's coat?

This is never gonna come out!

This is nice.

This is perfect.

This is rude, I'm sorry, but bride marriage

This is silly.

This is so disgusting.

This is so gross.

This is strike three

This is the best gift ever!

This is the exact opposite reason why

This is the happiest day of my...

This is the kind of wig you get buried in.

This is the last coat that was left at the event last night.

This is the most powerful and beautiful blanket

This is the only gym my friend Abbi works in,

This is Todd's desk.

This is what America is really about, I think.

This is your snake and your cardigan

This is... stah rike two!

This job, it's putting wristbands on people.

This lighting is incredible.

This like, pricey, high class wine

This movie makes no sense.

This party's going to be dead in three to five minutes.

This was once Abbi's shirt that I re purposed to make cooler.

This way we don't have to trudge

This wedding is a disaster.

This would absolutely be a pity hire.

This would be like, 30 bucks.

This, uh, Halliburton fat cat lunch is on me.

Those are the dog quiche!

Three, two, one.

Through the power of the Italian dessert, she'll come to you.

Throw up your own dick!

Thumbs up.

Till I'm a great grandmother.

Time to go.

Timothy

Timothy!

Timothy!

Timothy.

Timothy.

TJ Maxx.

To a pretty strict schedule.

To any of my Facebook, uh, invites.

To be honest, I'm really happy with the way I look.

To be lockin' it down.

To be your lawfully wedded husband?

To be, like, particular about your stuff,

To butter me up because he wants to switch sides

To change the confirmation like I asked you to?

To find and return Kelly Ripa's coat to her home, dude.

To find out about this.

To get eaten on these boats.

To go on, what, some (Bleep) cruise?

To hang out with Trey

To have me out of the house.

To just jerk off together.

To life.

To line our office/maybe nursery one day.

To make one giant super blunt.

To the truck, that'd be great.

To the wedding today?

To us and the future.

To wipe yourself up earlier...

Today I'm gonna show you how to tie

Today is a che chinga.

Today, I'm gonna show you how to meditate proper...

Todd told you to work.

Tomorrow I become a true American.

Tonight, you know, I ate for free, I drank for free.

Too intense. Too intense.

Toppings, toppings, toppings...

Totally, totally

Totally.

Touché.

Trash.

Treat her right, sir.

Trey definitely did not believe that call.

Trey is in a porn!

Trey, I did not just fart.

Trey, just let him leave.

Trey, there's no way there's a pube situation.

Trey, this isn't my office.

Trey.

Trey.

Tumblr, Twitter, Dlisted.

Turn around.

Turns out I'm an effective leader.

Two and one.

Two inches from my head.

Ugh, right.

Ugh, typical.

Ugh, why did I "stay in"

Ugh, will you look at that gorgeous tush?

Ugh, yeah, try not to pierce your pussy while I'm gone.

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh. Mini fridge.

Uh, Abbi, I don't think anybody washed those.

Uh, auffen...

Uh, but, really, I can handle it.

Uh, considering the art will only continue to appreciate.

Uh, do you wanna hear my Drew Barrymore impression?

Uh, first off.

Uh, I knew that... I knew that they would.

Uh, I'm becoming a man!

Uh, it's a fictional series

Uh, long term, I'm an illustrator,

Uh, Melody, tonight, we're on a boat...

Uh, models have to be silent.

Uh, muscly, like on the top and then skinny stomach.

Uh, no, I would have gone to so much worse 'cause, um,

Uh, no.

Uh, none taken, but I work several species.

Uh, nope.

Uh, okay.

Uh, so I currently work at a gym.

Uh, that's where I sleep and do other stuff.

Uh, um...

Uh, weel, yeah, as a matter of fact, I did...

Uh, would you...

Uh, yeah, so Abbi...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... doy.

Uh... rea... cool.

Uh... uh... Oh...

Um, and it's none of my business,

Um, here.

Um, I do have some stuff...

Um, I don't know, maybe you should just

Um, I don't know.

Um, I got it when I thought I was gonna

Um, I gotta go see about a girl and get her coat back.

Um, I have my own makeup line.

Um, I think I have your coat.

Um, I'm confused.

Um, I'm gonna buy these,

Um, I'm here to see Miss Ripa.

Um, it's just that a shinjo is custom made for my body,

Um, it's just that a shinjo is custom made for my body,

Um, my what?

Um, not on me, no.

Um, please suspend your sense of disbelief, uh,

Um, she wa... she was a flight attendant.

Um, sure.

Um, we can push your tables together

Um, we're fine, waiting.

Um, yeah, just all this great stuff.

Um, you know, it's... um...

Um.

Um.

Um. Mm hmm.

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... I'm proud that I used a lemon

Um... it's not my dildo.

Um... when I figured out my eyebrows.

Uncle, please, don't do it, Uncle!

Uncle, Uncle Sam!

Unh...

Unlock the solutions deep within you.

Until I have work at seven.

Until my shift at 10:30 today.

Until their extremely late 30's.

Until their extremely late 30's.

Upscale gym.

Urgency.

Use it, bitch.

Use your new credit card, Abbi.

Using the kelv... no, that's silly, for goodness!

Usually just Uber, but sometimes..

Vagine, but on top of that, I'm gonna defecate myself?

Val bar is Narnia!

Val!

Val? Val!

Valuables appraised.

Very funny

Very sincerely, Todd."

Wait a minute, you mean this is not real?

Wait up.

Wait, are you joking?

Wait, did you stay in and organize your life?

Wait, do you mean my head hair?

Wait, I thought Little Richard was gay.

Wait, I thought you said you're a senior

Wait, Ilana.

Wait, is "Judge Judy" still on right now?

Wait, keep that face.

Wait, Maria, why are you wearing a trainer t shirt?

Wait, this is insane.

Wait, um, Miss Ripa?

Wait, wait, move out of the way.

Wait, what about "Food, Inc."?

Wait, what is that?

Wait, why would you shoot me in the face?

Wait, you can't leave with an open container.

Wait!

Wait!

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait... wait, wait, wait.

Wanna "fook"?

Wanna "fook"?!

Wanna "foooook"?

Wanna get back in the car?

Wanna see me ram it?

Want a broken air conditioner?

Was really subpar.

Watch out, watch out!

Watch.

Way!

We all...

We almost missed this moment

We are addicted to the matrix, dude.

We are going to my grandmother's Shiva, okay?

We are going to sail right past the Statue of Liberty,

We are plugged into the matrix all day.

We both were a little drunk, so I was not afraid.

We bring our own blindfolds, no.

We can find a dang dog wedding.

We can get my bed out.

We can go a couple hours without our phones.

We can make it.

We can start there. That's Gemma's class

We can take the subway here together.

We can talk about it.

We can talk about what an R.A. is and isn't,

We can't even call for help!

We can't give everyone on the block a dollar.

We can't give you the bags.

We can't miss that.

We could be missing out on a 10.

We could go after in hell's kitchen.

We deserve better than that.

We didn't even order.

We don't even know you guys that well.

We don't know whether it'll be a few days or a few hours,

We don't talk. We hook up,

We fell into the lint roll matrix.

We gave all these clothes to homeless people

We get to pick our names?

We get to pick what they look like?

We got clif bars for the guys, lunas for the girls.

We got nuts and figs for sustenance,

We got these after hurricane Wanda

We gotta get $1400

We gotta go back and get our phones.

We gotta, we're gonna do some stretching.

We gotta... we have to go.

We had the most incredible spark.

We have a huge problem.

We have meetings here every day.

We have shrimp inside of us at all times,

We have these auto responses programmed...

We have to change your gauze out.

We have to go, that's... sorry, everybody.

We have to go, this party's dead.

We have to leave right now.

We have to make sure this gang doesn't hit anybody else.

We help each other.

We hung out with Abbi, Ilana's girlfriend,

We just want to make sure our voices are heard.

We just watched that.

We live in a **** culture, you know? We just do.

We love New York moms.

We love you, too, dad.

We love you, too.

We only wanna hang out with each other anyway, right?

We put the tickets in the tip jar at the end of the night.

We remember you...

We should definitely dish.

We should do something awesome for Trey's birthday...

We should still stay in touch

We should watch that.

We shouldn't be treated equally?

We take these matters very seriously.

We were at the Millers' once.

We were chasing him 'cause he stole my gift.

We were just wiping up

We were looking everywhere for you.

We were so tapped into the worldwide bloodstream,

We were supposed to be at the front end.

We will not do that.

We would be totally off the grid.

We would love to use our free passes to see one movie

We... are Little Wayne.

We'll check out the ravioli attachments

We'll get them when the swelling goes down.

We'll install the mirror together.

We'll just put your birthing pool, you know, in here.

We'll just switch 'em back.

We'll see about that.

We'll take in more nature faster.

We'll treat her differently, then.

We'll wait it out. What do you want?

We're a happy family, right?

We're a Shape ups family.

We're at the beach and it's fine.

We're going to get you out of the hole.

We're gonna go to my... my apartment.

We're gonna have so much fun!

We're gonna have to bail.

We're gonna have to throw these out.

We're gonna your core until your ankles heal, okay?

We're good, we're good, thanks so much.

We're having fun, guys, right?

We're in a park right now.

We're just on kind of a break right now,

We're sex friends...

We're so sorry that that happened.

We're too young.

We're trying to get on the boat.

We've actually met before.

We've been together how long?

Weird. Me too.

Welcome to another installment of

Welcome to another installment of "How To With Dr. Whiz."

Welcome to the club.

Welcome. (Moaning suggestively)

Well rounded human being.

Well, actually, you could.

Well, do you remember me?

Well, hello there, Baby Doll.

Well, how are you gonna do touch ups during the week?

Well, I always wanted to be a trainer,

Well, I don't think you're here for a staring contest.

Well, I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Well, I invented that.

Well, I just said "Kirk",

Well, I mean on the one hand,

Well, I think that I should go.

Well, I, um, I failed the test.

Well, I...

Well, I'm on the edge of like swamp ass right now.

Well, I'm sorry, ma'am.

Well, it's not my birthday.

Well, just... just wait for this,

Well, look what the cat dragged in.

Well, looky, looky, who's playing hooky?

Well, maybe now you can

Well, Mount Rushmore is actually a sculpture.

Well, my favorite TV show is "Six Feet Under,"

Well, not to "patronize" you,

Well, now's your chance to be one!

Well, okay, I didn't invent it yet, but soon.

Well, she was born in Q 3 of '012,

Well, somebody must've sweet talked her,

Well, that stuff you said last night really got me thinking

Well, that's gonna be a good one for you to jump in on.

Well, the lake is huge. What part?

Well, then shoot me in the head, not in the face.

Well, what do you mean they're on my underwear?

Well, white power, um...

Well, yeah.

Well, you just lost one star on dog Yelp.

Well, you know, it smells like fresh detergent, right?

Well... how old is your daughter?

Were you Delta Sig?

Were you having sex in there?

Western medicine fails us again.

What a bad bitch.

What a bargain!

What a beautiful kitchen!

What a cool boss.

What a freak.

What am I doing?

What am I supposed to say to Trey though?

What are all the numbers and the things?

What are we doing here? Who did you draw?

What are we, teenagers?

What are you doing?

What are you going to use?

What are you guys doing in there?

What are you talking about right now?

What are you, on the campaign trail?

What blog?

What coffee shop, what time, what?

What did you just say?

What did you mean?

What do I even do with this?

What do we do?

What do we got here?

What do you mean from behind?

What do you mean, "Stains are on it?"

What do you mean?

What do you think about this

What do you think her recovery time is going to be?

What do you want me to say?

What does that mean?

What does this have to do with the A/C?

What does thumbs up, question mark mean?

What fuels your fire?

What happened with the wigs?

What have I become?

What have you done this past year that you're proud of?

What if I jump down in there,

What ignites you?

What is a pretzel?

What is it, 2004?

What is it, girl? What is it?

What is it?

What is not to know? This is once in a lifetime!

What is this place?

What is this place?

What is this place... where are you going?

What is this, the 2400 point SAT?

What is this?

What is this?

What is this?

What is wrong with us?

What is wrong with you?

What is wrong with you?

What it is we "do" at this "company."?

What just happened?

What kind of (Bleep) is this?

What kittens?

What my son does with his life?

What the (Bleep) is jazz?

What the (Bleep)?

What the (Bleep)?

What the (Bleep)?

What the crap is that?

What the fuck am I talking Chinese for?

What the heck?

What time is it?

What up, my queen?

What up, queen?

What up, queen?

What up, Trey?

What up?

What, dude, what?

What, is this because we made out earlier?

What, mother?

What, now?

What, so it's like

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Ilana!

What? Matthew look how much healthier you are.

What? No. Trust me, I've sailed on this boat

What...

What... why?

What's a firecracker?

What's a FOMO?

What's going on here?

What's going on with the tapeworm?

What's peg?

What's up, guys?

What's up, hey, what are you guys doing?

What's up?

What's wrong, do you need me to come get you?

What's wrong? Too much teeth?

What's your name again?

When are my teeth gonna get...

When did this happen?

When I catch you, I swear I'm going to rip out

When I go to Chinatown later, okay?

When I graduated. It's technically still mine.

When I grow up I either want to be a stunt choreographer

When we get out of here,

When you empty the trash,

When you left yesterday,

When you went to the bathroom,

When you're home with him, I want you to monitor his diet,

Where are the leftovers?

Where are we going?

Where are you, Abbi?

Where have you been?

Where I've accomplished a lot.

Where is he? Oh, my god.

Where is my sister?

Where our ancestors passed through Ellis Island.

Where the (Bleep) is Melody?

Where there's like, an old Russian woman who like,

Where we ask the b day ee a couple questions.

Where'd you meet her, man?

Where's Melody?

Where's the pashmina?

Whew!

Which I'm okay with, sounds delicious.

Which I'm sure will be very soon.

Which is what we are made of...

Which then brought me to frosted tips masturbation.

While I go get help.

While my partner in justice

White people dinner

White power suit.

Who are actually having fun.

Who bought two Yoo hoos and drop a bottle on the floor.

Who cares?

Who cares?

Who do you think it is?

Who do you think you are, talking to us that way?

Who else would be my focal point?

Who gives a fat wet...

Who is Val?

Who the (Bleep) are you?

Who the hell are you, you disrespectful mother(Bleep)?

Who would leave weed in a wall?

Who, if I'm being honest,

Who's Albert Nobbs?

Who's Benny Calitri?

Who's got the Chanel jacket?

Whoa, Bed Bath and Beyond coupons

Whoa, Bevers.

Whoa, dude, I got two responses already.

Whoa, dude.

Whoa, I just usually Google "porn".

Whoa, look at that.

Whoa, sex is right.

Whoa, that is a lot of phlegm, isn't it?

Whoa, what is that?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa...

Whole Foods! Wow.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo whee!

Whoo, my man, yes!

Whoo, this party is a...

Whoo, yes I did, yes I did

Whoo, you a pegga!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! Okay, great.

Whoo! Right

Whoo.

Whoo.

Whoopsie.

Whose birthday is it?

Whup, can't get it by ya.

Why am I here right now?

Why did we ask?

Why didn't you propose?

Why does Trey live next to Port Authority?

Why don't you (Bleep) my (Bleep) dick?

Why don't you guys go check out the view?

Why don't you just have sex with Lincoln?

Why don't you take Bevers?

Why don't you work here?

Why is that shot in there?

Why is there a hole here?

Why not. Oh, girl power.

Why would I ever want a broken air conditioner?

Why would someone say that?

Why would they say...

Why would we want all raisins and peanuts?

Why would you do that?

Why would you judge that?

Why would you want to get buried in a wig?

Why?

Wigs are 10, shirts are a buck each.

Will you help me train him?

Will you leave me alone?

Will you tell him he can't quit.

With a dildo, penetrates a man.

With a drink on your head.

With Mark Ruffalo.

With Melody for 12 quarters now.

With my terminal dog... miss you, Betsy.

With so many boners in a non creepy way.

With sprains and breaks.

With the human quiche.

Without my eyes being closed.

Woah...

Wonderful.

Wonderful.

Wonderful.

Woo hoo, store credit for life!

Work?

Working for the man, right? (Chuckling weakly)

Would you like to assist me today?

Would you rather drink a cup of mayonnaise,

Would you rather eat ice cream for five hours straight,

Would you rather lick a dead man's penis,

Would you wanna split that cannoli?

Would you, uh, like a drink?

Wow, it's been four hours already?

Wow, lucky kid.

Wow, that must be nice.

Wow, that's beautiful.

Wow, that's so sweet, I'm sorry.

Wow, too annoying?

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!

Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Wow, wow, wow.

Wow, you hands are big.

Wow, your, um, your handwriting is really beautiful.

Wow!

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Wow, wow, wow, oh.

Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Yay!

Yay. Thank you...

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, baby, it's a whole other math game.

Yeah, but I let you teach the class, Abbi.

Yeah, but I really mean it.

Yeah, but it's Bevers.

Yeah, but it's fine

Yeah, but not while you're jacked up on Uncle Sam pills.

Yeah, but we didn't have sex with anybody, just...

Yeah, but we leave and we end up at a six?

Yeah, but you're... you're kind of missing the point Ilana.

Yeah, dude, I think he thinks about you.

Yeah, exactly, I want to look dope as (Bleep) at my funeral.

Yeah, feel that fuel running through your veins!

Yeah, for a second.

Yeah, for now...

Yeah, Google it.

Yeah, I actually closed four deals today.

Yeah, I am gonna keep the coat 'cause...

Yeah, I care.

Yeah, I don't need to see that.

Yeah, I got a lot done, actually.

Yeah, I invented this app...

Yeah, I mean, we can maybe stuff some newspaper in

Yeah, I pegged,

Yeah, I pegged.

Yeah, I think that's what that stands for.

Yeah, I'm sorry, I just don't think

Yeah, I'm sorry, I wasn't talking to you guys.

Yeah, it is, all your stuff's in here.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it just caught me off guard,

Yeah, it was a (Bleep) joke.

Yeah, it was like...

Yeah, it's fine.

Yeah, it's good, though, 'cause, um,

Yeah, it's her!

Yeah, it's like... that's crazy.

Yeah, it's, uh...

Yeah, my whole savings, but it was worth every penny.

Yeah, no (bleep).

Yeah, o... okay.

Yeah, really.

Yeah, so then they got divorced,

Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, thanks for...

Yeah, that was it.

Yeah, that was... yeah.

Yeah, that's a nice beach ball...

Yeah, that's accurate.

Yeah, that's the prison industrial complex for you.

Yeah, that's what I just said.

Yeah, the neighborhood's really changed.

Yeah, they burn me very badly.

Yeah, totally, I just... I didn't mean my class.

Yeah, two words, baby.

Yeah, we're gonna go back to my apartment.

Yeah, which is a really great deal,

Yeah, who would leave weed in a wall, anyway?

Yeah, why not, right?

Yeah, why... don't you talk back to me!

Yeah, wonder if it ever touches the ground.

Yeah, yeah, not official, but yeah.

Yeah, yes.

Yeah, you do.

Yeah, you don't know about this?

Yeah, you got it.

Yeah, you just, uh, press "Ctrl P."

Yeah, you know what, I'm in a really good mood today, too.

Yeah, you know what?

Yeah, you're normally so sad and sickly and depressed,

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Hey, what'd you do?

Yeah! Let's do this!

Yeah! Oh, yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah? My parents too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'd... Yeah.

Yeah. Like, I don't understand how they thought

Yeah. Like, I don't understand how they thought

Yeah... mine didn't.

Yeah... no, no.

Yeah... yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yelp said somebody got staph infection in this place.

Yep, it's on its way.

Yep, perfect

Yep.

Yes uh.

Yes, and we also stayed because the owner's child

Yes, dude, it worked.

Yes, dude!

Yes, good morning, sunshine.

Yes, it is.

Yes, looking good.

Yes, mhm.

Yes, queen please, Drew Barrymore.

Yes, queen, yes, queen, yes, queen!

Yes, queen!

Yes, queen!

Yes, queen.

Yes, queen.

Yes, queen.

Yes, queen.

Yes, we got this

Yes, whose party is this, dude?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Brb!

Yes, yes.

Yes, you can, you can marry Melody

Yes, you can... I know you can.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Maps rule!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. These are Jaime's.

Yes. Yes!

Yes... okay, now close the hangar.

Yessa!

Yo, girlfriends.

Yo, mama.

Yo, yo, yo, that girl just did a tongue thing.

Yo, you should be careful.

YOLO, FOMO, tippy tee.

Yoo hoo.

You (Bleep) perv!

You (Bleep) piece of (Bleep).

You *** (Bleep) look alike Albert Nobbs.

You a 28HH?

You aborted Macklemore mother...

You aborted... Macklemore mother(Bleep).

You actually pulled through.

You all know what that sound means...

You always quit too soon.

You and I are seriously like mind meld, on the same page.

You and Ilana made me realize

You and Lincoln seem like a pretty serious couple.

You are complete overlooking

You are doing an awesome job already.

You are gonna be an old dude

You are gonna forget that in seven minutes.

You are insane.

You are my best friend!

You are my everything, I think about you all day, every day.

You are raping **** culture.

You are rich in money, but poor in experience.

You are right, that's right.

You are running!

You are seriously beautiful, like, really, really beautiful.

You are so funny, seriously,

You are so funny.

You are, Todd.

You asked me the question, and then just started answering it yourself.

You beautiful boy.

You can bet your ass I'm gonna sue the NYPD!

You can do the worm?

You can even "Weekend at Bernie's" me,

You can get as many dumplings as you want, okay?

You can have it

You can have my cleaner t shirt.

You can't be upset at six flags, you can't.

You can't force someone to be something they're not.

You chill out!

You come here, you don't come find me in flatware?

You cross the street!

You deserve a bottle, not a box.

You deserve paid work.

You don't (Bleep) where you eat.

You don't actually have an air conditioner, do you?

You don't even live here, your girlfriend does.

You don't get it, do you?

You don't have to do that.

You don't need Tinder for these dudes.

You don't need to go to Maureen's tonight.

You don't understand... I have to have the bags!

You drain fluid from their butt sacks.

You ever been to Brooklyn?

You ever been to Queens?

You ever see the guy with the cat on his head?

You finished a couple of moments

You get a dud!

You get first pick. (Chuckling)

You get on their (Bleep) list...

You go do that.

You got a little, um...

You got beauty, you got brains,

You got Drew...

You got it because you thought you needed

You got it, yes!

You got it?

You got me, daddy maddy.

You got Odysseus,

You gotta check this out, too.

You gotta convince yourself

You gotta stop bringing it up.

You guys aren't waiting in line for the bar, are you?

You guys enjoy the day together.

You guys know each other?

You guys know that human robot marriage

You guys know wine is heart healthy, so...

You guys missed it, I just did the worm.

You guys sound so good.

You guys, hold on, Trey is calling me.

You guys.

You have a beard.

You have a good rest of your night.

You have a good...

You have a kimono area.

You have like, a full blown family.

You have some star quality.

You have to come, seriously.

You have your own apartment

You haven't seen "Six Feet Under"?!

You just chill.

You just don't want to.

You just get to chill in the closet.

You just gotta really dig through.

You just keep clutching Bingo Bronson

You just missed her.

You just said that to me.

You kids are all straight, and you're all gay

You knew?

You know how whales have that blow hole?

You know I have been in such a funk lately,

You know I'm getting... my phone's ringing here.

You know it's your grandmother's Shiva?

You know what I think about sitting camera right?

You know what I was thinking is...

You know what, Abbi?

You know what, also, we brought wine,

You know what, I do feel like my vibes

You know what, I think that this, um...

You know what, Jaime, this is your night.

You know what, Jeremy?

You know what, you seem ready to rise up and meet an opportunity.

You know what, your mom died two weeks ago, Chrissy!

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what? Follow me.

You know what? I can hang onto it.

You know what? I'm gonna delete his texts.

You know, but we stayed 'cause the food was incredible.

You know, child sex trafficking is all around us.

You know, don't... don't push away the idea of doing it right

You know, get your feet wet right away.

You know, I don't have a head shot.

You know, I don't know.

You know, I have the box set if you want to borrow it.

You know, I think it's a two way street.

You know, I was gonna say something,

You know, I wish I could have one, but I gotta be responsible.

You know, I'll move all my stuff out.

You know, I'm actually, I'm really kind of sad

You know, I'm coming down with something, I think.

You know, I'm going to do that

You know, I'm not trying to start a whole conversation.

You know, I've been surrounded by a lot of death lately, too.

You know, I've never been to this neighborhood before,

You know, it's not really an official date date.

You know, Kelly, I gotta say, your apartment is beautiful.

You know, like everyone would be really sad,

You know, like, detail wise.

You know, like, I kind of feel like I...

You know, like, like, on a hill

You know, maybe I should have (bleep) the prostitute.

You know, maybe you guys won't get married.

You know, runaway teens have it so tough.

You know, thank you for your talent

You know, that is a... ahem.

You know, these are actually really, really good.

You know, this is a good thing that this all happened.

You know, today I was actually with him all day,

You know, Western medicine does stick

You know, you could wear a bunch of socks

You know, you jerk off and jazz shoots out.

You know. Okay.

You legit don't remember?

You like Brandon.

You like your stuff to be specialty and curated

You look amazing.

You look beautiful, and come back and see me.

You look good. You feel good.

You look great in themed clothing.

You love this, don't you?

You made $400 in commission.

You made that call in the middle of our conversation.

You mean gimp?

You move around us, (Bleep) face!

You need to get off of my couch.

You need to take a long hard look at yourself right now.

You never blow your orgasm.

You never bother to actually live.

You never know if you never try,

You never know when she's going to drop by,

You never try if you never know, you know?

You never want me to meet anybody you're with.

You only live once, right?

You ****d him

You really are a high class jewess, let me tell ya.

You really pulled my butt out of the fire.

You said 8:58?

You saw I was

You say that about every single white collar professional.

You should check out the Colin Farrell sex tape,

You should give it all to Ilana.

You should honestly get that now, I'm not even kidding.

You should put some ice on it

You should show them a little bit.

You should smile.

You sort of are, we were all just b storming different deals

You sure?

You take the avenue.

You talk now, your turn.

You think a dog tie is too on the nose?

You think I like this?

You think Lincoln would want

You think my lunas are tainted?

You think you are.

You told me I couldn't bring a "plus one"?

You tried to wash a dildo in a dishwasher?

You wanna argue about what it's called right now?

You wanna get out of here?

You wanna show me your old LL Cool J, your Lincoln Log?

You wanna talk nasty seafood?

You want a drink?

You want to go to the grave

You want?

You were attacked in broad daylight

You were just talking about how you're so sick

You were just trying to push me.

You weren't eating those fries, were you?

You wouldn't have called me if you didn't.

You wrote your will on a napkin?

You, don't tell me to calm down!

You, in the hole?

You. (Chuckling)

You... you need to have gotten a deal,

You'll know when you see it.

You'll think of something.

You're a (Bleep) genius

You're a genius.

You're a sex offender at worst!

You're about to experience the best moment of your life.

You're always worried about missing out on life.

You're being an idiot right now.

You're cool, you're cool.

You're cool.

You're fired.

You're first, little buddy.

You're getting into like, the eBay beanie baby game?

You're getting to train someone?

You're going so fast.

You're going to Hollywood, my friend.

You're gonna find someone else to peg.

You're gonna have to call it a couch sore, but...

You're gonna like what you see.

You're gonna need a much stronger scissor

You're gonna smoke the whole bag.

You're Ilana, right?

You're in international waters, man, spread your wings

You're in luck, you can eat some of my shrimp.

You're letting me make the call!

You're like the giving tree in real life

You're my favorite little jewy this side of St. Louie.

You're not a trainer, you're a cleaner.

You're not an authorized instructor.

You're not even go know it, you're gonna be out, out, out.

You're not gonna make it!

You're not here for the orgy?

You're not kidding anybody.

You're not waiting in line

You're really eloquent about death.

You're really shrinking, buddy.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right... I have to find her.

You're running.

You're sitting here watching us?

You're so funny.

You're so lucky.

You're so special.

You're spoiling me.

You're supposed to yell "****" in emergencies.

You're teaching a class today.

You're the other husband.

You're the psychiatrist.

You're up.

You're Val, bitch.

You're welcome.

You're wristband material

You're, like, much wilder than I thought you were.

You've got Tinder right here, IRL.

Your crush on Jeremy was holding you back and now you're free.

Your disgusting little ball sack until you (Bleep)

Your farts don't smell healthy.

Your fly is down, yeah.

Your G spot...

Your grandson is getting married today.

Your post said, and I quote,

Your reparations.

Your students will learn so much.

Your transformation will inspire millions

Your worst nightmare.

Yow!

Yum.

Yup? Well, my laundry is in the bag!

Yup.

Yup. Happy Birthday!

10, I knew it!

16.

16's your sweet 16, 15's your quinceañera.

17, you get to drive.

17, you get to drive.

18, you get to vote.

19's your last teen year.

19's your last teen year.

20, 21... twen...

21, you're suddenly allowed to be an alcoholic.

22, you graduate college.

23 is such a nothing birthday, though, you know, like...

23 was pretty great for me, I mean, it's the year I met you.

79 bucks!

500, 25...

Don't dawdle.

purchased one of these once.

Say hi to the dog.

You know, Shelly Winters

... now. Hmmm!

"Reginald corolla"? Yeah.

(Chair thumping) Yeah, I just...

(elevator dinging, doors rattling) Hi.

(Slap) Okay.

♪ (traffic honking)

$2.00. Okay, let's do it.

20, you lose your virginity. Right.

23 minutes, (bleep) me. You told me to.

45 minutes, we're in

48 hours. In about one to two weeks.

A lot. Yeah, I feel like a different girl.

Abbi, just listen to me. Abbi!

Abbi! Hi.

Ah ha! (Thudding)

Ah, romantic again. Ilana!

Ah, you got me. Cheers.

All right, we've gotta go to the back of the train. Okay.

All right. Thank you.

All the drugs and stuff. Abbi, no.

and get on it. Right.

And I'm in the hospital. Beep.

and I'm just so proud of her. What?

And she fucked Little Richard! Oh, I forgot about that.

and you tell your... No!

Appreciate it. Bless.

Are you sure? Yeah

Bags, bags, bags, bags. Here we go.

Bags, bags, bags. Lots of bags! Bags, bags, bags!

Bail! What do you mean, bail?

Beep. I'm hooked up to...

Bisexual alien. No, bisexual alien.

Blam! I'm just gonna..

Bye. Abbi, all right, bye.

Can I see it? Okay.

Can you worm us there? Worm us there.

Come on! All right.

Come on. Oh.

Copepods, they're called

Do I know him? Yes!

Don't touch her mouth! Ow!

Don't touch her... What... why would you... Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Dude. Let's do it.

Enjoy your new handbags! "Ongoing".

Even less. We were just in here two hours ago.

Fall down my back and in my butt crack. Yeah! Duh!

Fire! Hello!

Flower Films... I love Flower Films.

For my people. Wow.

For real. Seriously.

Genius. All angles. Whoo!

Give her Froyo and braid her hair. Of course.

God damn it, the Shiva! Language!

Going. Beep.

Good luck. Thank you.

Good to see you, Abbi. Oh, I'll see you.

Gotta go, we gotta go. Oh, my god.

Great, thanks. He's one of my best friends.

Great. Oh!

Have a great night. Appreciate it.

He ejaculates! (Moaning)

He's a nice guy. What's up, man?

Hello? I get one, too.

Here we go. Here we go.

Hey, I'm Benny. Yeah.

Hey! Hey!

Hey. All right.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hi.

Hi, mom. Hi, honey.

Hi, pretty lady! What's up?

Hi. Hi, I'm here to meet my friend Ilana.

Hi. Hi.

Hm mmm. Can in laws hook up?

Honestly. There's a club?

How are you guys? Yeah.

Hurry! Hurry! Nah, too much lips.

I didn't think they would be. I know it scares me.

I don't care. All right, we'll deal with this later.

I don't care. Okay, thank you.

I don't know. Okay, we have to go back to the fact

I feel amazing. It's amazing.

I feel like a fugitive. Yeah?

I gave all the clothes to the homeless people. Whoo!

I got it! Cute.

I guess. Okay.

I had no idea. "And less then."

I hate myself. Whoa, whoa.

I have to. No, Abbi, no!

I just peed. Yeah?

I know! I don't know what they go with.

I love you so much. You are my world.

I mean it. I mean it too

I mean, a paternity suit could pop up at any time. Ugh, okay.

I moved his gluteus sensitive... Yeah, that's a woman's fart.

I put this pashmina around my neck! It doesn't matter.

I think I sprained it. Oh my god, dude.

I think she's upset. Hoo!

I wanna whirl. What is up, dude?

I was just, like, gonna go... Wait, wait.

I was like... That's so cute.

I was peeing. I... I got major swamp ass,

I will ruin it! Don't do that! Okay, okay, okay!

I will shove it through... Don't do that!

I... this is my space, so just, please. Okay.

I'll give you cash for a cab. Yeah, mm hmm, sure.

I'll go down on you right now. No, what?

I'll work. Thank you.

I'm a monster. Wow.

I'm afraid to click it. Yes.

I'm just running my mouth. That's right.

I'm just trying... Shh!

I'm like, what, am I gonna sell my soul? It's good to have standards.

I'm not crazy... Yeah, I am *******... Abbi.

I'm so sorry I messed up that whole coat thing. No.

I'm so sorry. Oh, hi, sweetheart, thanks for coming

I'ma do one. Okay.

I've just been cooking. Uh..

If I don't have them, I don't know what I'm gonna do. Mom!

Ilana? Hey, buddy, what's up?

Ilana? Yes?

in the spin studio. Oh, is there?

Is it? Yeah. Mm hmm.

is right here. (Gasping)

It has nothing to do with it. Abbi, don't.

It is! Look at that.

It was our show choir show. Yeah.

It was terrible over the midwest. So sad.

It's a bit of a statement. Yeah.

It's clearly gonna... the floor. Oh, (Bleep).

It's kind of change... It changes fast, the interface.

It's like two feet farther. Simple.

it's like, do your thing. No, I agree. Exactly.

It's my head hair. Yeah.

It's not ours. Also...

It's okay. Yeah, you know what,

It's really important. Fine. Fine.

Italian leather? Yeah, I think so.

Jeez! Oh, great shot.

Just give me one second. All right.

Kick starter, and... Fourteen thousand dollars?

Leighton Meester wore it best. So that's it?

Like, I didn't know. I know.

Listen, Ab... That I am.

Listen! Listen, listen.

Look, can't I just go down on you? No, stop it.

Maureen! (Cat meowing)

Maybe I will. Bye, Ab.

Maybe we can talk about it... That's you.

Me too! Like, how it works.

Me? Yes.

Mm hmm, and... Here we go

Mm mm. Good, 'cause they're from last night.

Mom, mom, mom, mom... What, what?

Nah. Um, what else?

Next level, yeah. Oh

No filter. All right, fine.

No, no, no! No!

No, why would I throw up on my clothes? Abbi.

No, you are not. Ugh!

No! It's obviously

No! Oh, wow.

No! Tell her what you told me...

No. Abbi, you're one of Trey's best friends.

No. Not really.

No. Oh!

No. Yeah, do you work on commission?

Of course. That led me to twins squirting, hello.

Oh no. Abbi?

Oh, drama. What?

Oh, I missed you. Abbi, come here.

Oh, that'll be our little secret, okay? Yeah.

Oh, there it is, okay. Yes.

Oh, those are beautiful. You know what?

Oh, yes, Miss Wexler. Yes.

Oh. Is it?

Oh. Oh, my.

Oh... There's a lot of people. Okay. (Door slamming)

Okay, I was just wondering... Before you finish,

Okay? Okay.

Okay? Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. 'Kay.

Okay. I'm sure.

Okay. Oh, I have a lot in here.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Sure.

Okay. They're just...

Okay. Too close.

Okay. Two, coming up.

Okay. We know.

Okay. You know what?

Okay. Well. When I was born.

Oof. As a girl.

Ooh, this is a nice bag. Thank you so much.

or Momofuku. Yes.

Ow. Shush!

Own up. I'm ready

P to P. P to P?

Pubes to pubes. Pubes...

Push him, Abbi. Come on, don't stop.

R.A.s are students. When you graduate,

reading, not writing. Mm hmm.

Really tight. Yep, little bit.

Really? No, man, prank, bitch.

Really? Yeah.

Release my head, woman. Sorry.

Right? Right, right, right.

Right. Need to be treated as such.

Rock on, garth let's party. Yeah, let's rock it.

See ya. (Adele) Bye.

See? I guess.

She just had surgery. I'm sorry, that was so bad.

She's a girl. Oh.

So cool, right? So cool.

So good. It's so good!

so I'm having surgery. Oh, man,

So is... America's sweetheart.

Stunning. No!

Talking about my butt? Yes.

Thank you so much. No.

Thank you. ... Whatever kind.

Thank you. Yep.

Thanks for the wig. Thanks so much.

That is what she sounds like. Oh, my God, I'm terrible.

That was awesome. I just thought of that

that'd be great. You're gonna rue the day that you said...

That's amazing. I love it

That's Instagram, you guys. I know.

That's my life machine... Beep, beep.

That's what I said. Is it?

there's tubes. Beep, boop.

They're... With the flamingo one?

This feels great. It is so good.

This is good. Okay.

This is incredible. What's going on?

This is it. Are you serious?

This is uncomfortable. I know.

Three. Oh, no

To my dick? Yeah.

Top dog. Later.

Tree man. My wig!

Tree man. Oh, my damn god.

Trey. Whassup!

two different areas. Abbi.

Um, okay. Okay.

Um, we're gonna see... "Fang for a fang."

visual artist... Just let me cut you off right there.

Wake up, Bevers. Yeah, one day.

Watches it over and over... Oh, yes.

We are gonna do it, right now. Yeah?

We got it. That's so funny.

We have to go. Okay, we just got here.

We'll bring it in. Thank you.

We'll take it. No way.

What are you doing? Just be open with it.

What are you, a comedian? Pretty much.

What do you mean, bail? Bail!

What do you want, money? No.

What is up? Oh, look...

What, uh, what, uh... Oh, don't worry.

What, you do? Probably!

What? Care to comment?

What? Fukushima!

What? Guys, pause it.

What? I'm kidding, bazinga.

What? Is it that unbelievable?

What? No English.

What? Okay. Sorry.

What? Really?

What's too weird? Okay.

Where's the wedding? Near the lake

Whoa! Oh, ho, ho!

Whoa! So, no.

Whoo! All right.

Why are we doing this? Stretch.

Will you come back and see me? Yes.

Y'all have a good one. Enjoy.

Yeah, how's the lining? Oh, it's a great lining.

Yeah, I'll help you train Bevers. Great.

Yeah, it's like soft incest. Whoa, that's so royal.

Yeah, Jaime! I believed you...

Yeah. Definitely.

Yeah. Here.

Yeah. Huh?

Yeah. I just wanna to get some food.

Yeah. I'm a wild lady.

Yeah. Of a class.

Yeah. Okay, I got this.

Yeah. Rent?

Yeah. Rent?

Yeah. They're not gonna know, right?

Yeah. You barely move.

Yeah. ... With Elliott.

Yeah. Hmm. Yep, you're right.

Yeah. Okay. For a minute?

Yes, Abbi. Come on.

Yes, baby boy! Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes? So, yeah.

Yes. Wow.

Yo! Hey!

You didn't recognize me, did you? No.

You don't have to. We're at dinner.

you just pull, okay? Okay, on three.

you know, instead of a boss. Boss.

You read the book? No.

You told me to. What?

You two boyfriend girlfriend? God, no.

You want me to FaceTime from the bathroom? Yeah.

-

-

, boss, you know?

... and little boy prostitutes!

... dollars.

... kill myself right now.

... was founded in 1999 with the popular film, "Whip It."

... with Taye Diggs.

'cause he just eats all of my stuff.

'cause I can't even get into a full pretzel like this.

'cause I don't want to freak you out too much,

'Cause I need to return this coat.

'cause I ruined your thing and I went to the sex store,

'Cause I see someone is training instead of cleaning.

'cause I was like, that's a marriage, you know, that works.

'cause I'm gonna kill myself

'cause I'm helping Trey train him.

'Cause I'm just barely legal.

'Cause I'm, you know, I'm not there yet, so...

'cause if you don't pick your order up...

'cause it's a lot... he's there a lot.

'cause like, I don't work here.

'cause like, my stomach's kind of bothering me.

'cause she lights up the whole room.

'cause straight people always say that

'cause that would not be good for you.

'Cause we here in the coat room,

'cause we just boned in a lifeboat.

'cause you don't have your specialty leather blown dildo

'cause you know I donated $14,000 to Zach Braff's

'Cause you know why?

'Cause your hair and lipstick looks cute.

'Cause your hetero normative notion...

'cause, um...

'Twas 8:58 you said, sire?

"broke ass girl looking for an A/C to match."

"Bye, guys" is my favorite part.

"Dear Ilana, when you do not do work,

"Good ol' raisins and peanuts ."

"How To" with Dr. Whiz.

"I can't wait to officiate your gay wedding" way,

"I will be out for the rest of the day, and when I return,

"Judge Judy" ran for 18 seasons.

"Kirk Steele: A man on a mission, a (Bleep) mission",

"Oh, my girlfriend moved out seven weeks ago

"Seeking air conditioner, free to cheap.

"shut up, little girl, wash my feet!"

"Strega Nona" recipe.

"The Al Dente Dentist."

"The Amazing Race"!

(Abbi) don't, it's your birthday, dude.

(Abbi) Dude, he's going into a house!

(Abbi) I'm just going to grab...

(Abbi) Um, I think I know what it is.

(air puffing)

(Bevers snoring)

(Bleep)

(bleep) government regulated, Doctor Drew

(Bleep) that!

(Bleep), it's hot.

(Bleep), this is really warped!

(bleep)!

(Bleep)! (Bleep) me!

(Bleep)?

(Bleep).

(Bleep).

(Bleep).

(Bleep).

(both laughing breathlessly)

(both laughing drunkenly)

(both moaning, laughing lightly)

(Both screaming)

(both women) Small.

(both) I was looking for you.

(both) Me too!

(both) Yeah, I practically live there.

(Boy) I'm alone!

(Chanting) Meet and greet your potential

(chuckling softly)

(Chuckling) But really, there's a bloody (Bleep) spill

(chuckling) It's Hope.

(chuckling) Oh, sorry, I gotta dive back in there.

(Coughing)

(door opening) Ab.

(door slamming)

(Doorbell chiming)

(elevator dings, door opens)

(English accent) So there's a bloody (Bleep) spill in the spin studio.

(exhales sharply)

(gasping) Oh, my God... Empty lounge chairs!

(Gasping) Wigs!

(Groaning)

(hangers clattering)

(Horn honking)

(Horn honking)

(Ilana) Ab, $12.99 is such a splurge for wine.

(Ilana) Oh, my God.

(Ilana) So, I've been spending all morning writing out my will.

(Kelly laughs drunkenly)

(Kelly) Abbi!

(man 2) Waitress!

(man) ♪ Break it down break it don't stop ♪

(Man) A tongue thing?

(Man) Both ankles are sprained, and he's got a mild concussion.

(man) Excuse me, Miss?

(Man) Gun it, bitch, without that cocaine,

(Man) Hey, come on

(Man) Hey, watch it!

(Man) Oh, hey, hey!

(Man) Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

(Man) Whoa!

(Man) Yeah! Ugh.

(Man) You girls are so pretty.

(Maureen's ex) So you met Maureen, huh?

(moaning)

(Muffled screaming)

(music continuing)

(Muttering)

(muttering)

(people chattering)

(people talking, background music playing)

(Phone vibrating)

(quietly) Be cool. Be cool.

(Scoffing) Maureen!

(scoffing) The pistol doesn't shoot, honey.

(Scoffs) I think about death.

(seductive music playing)

(slurring) A lot of people think that because

(slurring) Strahan keeps sending me all these gift baskets

(sniffing deeply)

(Sniffing)

(sniffing)

(sputtering)

(thudding)

(Vocalizing explosion)

(Vocalizing)

(Vocalizing)

(Waiter) Ladies? Any cheesecake?

(water running)

(Whispering) No, please don't.

(Whistling)

(with British accent) Silly Benny.

(Woman) Excuse me, Sir.

(Woman) Honey, no.

(Woman) I don't care what the principal says, I'm in love with you.

(Woman) I love that!

(Woman) Little Wayne, party of two.

(woman) Miss!

(Woman) When was the last time we saw you?

(Woman) You're my next two top.

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪ Abbi dabbi dab my ♪

♪ and he will raise you up ♪

♪ and I got a reason that you're who should ♪

♪ and I'm hanging on a moment of truth ♪

♪ Beautiful queen she's my ♪

♪ Break it down ♪ ♪ Don't stop, don't stop ♪

♪ Break it down don't stop ♪

♪ cha cha cha cha ♪

♪ Cha cha cha cha cha cha ♪

♪ coming forth to carry me home ♪

♪ FOMO ♪

♪ FOMO ♪

♪ forget your troubles come on get happy ♪

♪ Forget your troubles come on get happy ♪

♪ Four and three and two and one one ♪

♪ Four and three and two and one one ♪

♪ Four and three and two and one one ♪♪

♪ get ready for the judgment day ♪

♪ I need a man that thinks it's right ♪

♪ I'm gonna run right to to the edge with you ♪

♪ I'm on the edge ♪

♪ it's all so peaceful on the other side ♪

♪ it's hard to feel the rush ♪

♪ My beautiful queen she's... ♪

♪ no mo' FOMO ♪

♪ no mo' FOMO ♪

♪ No mo' FOMO ♪

♪ no mo' FOMO ♪

♪ no more ooh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, whoa oh ♪

♪ on eagle's wings ♪

♪ On the flip side you crazy bitch ♪

♪ out on the edge ♪♪

♪ right on the limits where we know we both belong tonight ♪

♪ shout hallelujah come on get happy ♪

♪ shout hallelujah come on get happy ♪

♪ Surgical, surgical ♪

♪ sweet chariot ♪

♪ Swing low ♪

♪ take me home tonight ♪

♪ the lord is waiting to take your hand ♪

♪ the sun is shining come on get happy ♪

♪ There ain't no reason you and me should be alone ♪

♪ to brush the dangerous ♪

♪ to wash your sins away in the tide ♪

♪ tonight yeah baby tonight yeah baby ♪

♪ tonight yeah baby tonight yeah baby ♪

♪ Wake up, sleepyhead ♪

♪ We should drink more, ooh, whoa ♪

♪ we're going to the promised land ♪

♪ we're heading across the river ♪

♪ when it's so wrong ♪

♪ where we can both fall far in love ♪

♪ you better chase all your cares away ♪

♪♪

$40, huh?

$79, I feel it could get the job done.

$226.

$700, all right.

♪ of glory ♪