Borgen - Season 1 Edit

A modern world is manifold, and so must our democracy be.

A tiny privileged circle of people rule Denmark.

A vote for the Moderates tomorrow is a vote for a new Denmark. Thank you.

A vote for us is a vote for a green, financially sound Denmark.

According to the first exit polls

Afterward Magnus asked me:

All of us here have become ever so professional.

All the time. Officially. No bullshit. Get it?

All the way out. Screw aestethics!

All this decides our actions.

All this talk about emotions is making me thirsty.

And have fun.

And I promise you we'll find jobs for a couple of asylum seekers

And the success continues. Two more seats...

And the success continues. Two more seats...

And you want me to blackmail him?

And your phone. The computer, and the campaign documents are there.

Apart from Treasury and Foreign Affairs, take your pick.

Are you crazy?

Are you gunning for some pity sex, or what?

Are you seeing someone?

Are you waiting for me, or...?

As always in Danish politics, the fight is over the center.

As you may know, she used to have a drinking problem.

Ask me about asylum seekers only, got it?

At 11 she has a debate meeting with some Labour hillbilly.

Attagirl.

Besides, we owe her one. She just gave you four more years, Lars.

Birgitte, I need you to support my candidacy.

Birgitte, my dear. Boy, have you been on my mind these past 24 hours.

Birgitte! The Labour top brass are washing their hands of Laugesen.

Black slims. Black is sophisticated and sexy.

But snitching on people who do theirjobs

But to believe that the free market is the best cure for social inequality

But you said they could work...

But...

Bye bye.

Can we still take care of our senior citizens

Changing our policy three days before the election calls for a new strategy.

Check positions. Keep an eye on background and audience.

Christ, Lars.

Close the door. Jesus, the songs are the worst part of this job.

Close the door. Jesus, the songs are the worst part of this job.

Come along, kids.

Come in at nine tomorrow and clear your desk.

Come on.

Come on. Tomorrow we'll hold a joint press meeting where you support me

Coming through

Commentators say the voters voted against Labour and the Liberals

Conceal any signs of her lack of sleep this past fortnight.

Congratulations.

DENMARK ELECTED FOR DECENCY

Denmark needs a modern, well trained military...

Did you hear anything out there?

Did you read my speech for the final debate tonight?

Do you still support Laugesen, yes or no?

Each party leader will get two minutes to deliver their closing remarks.

Everyone speaks highly of you, Kasper.

Five years of career for you and five for me. Even if you did find it silly.

Four, three, two, one. Roll camera 3.

From the corporate world, the media and a few politicians.

Get in there and knock their socks off. I know you can.

Getting a few key messages across and making your opponent look stupid.

Go and take the cab. I'll call you later.

Good day to you all.

Got a minute?

GOVERNMENT Episode 1

Grab your stuff.

Hanne Holm, political observer, what kind of game are they playing

He just went and died. I guess he must have been sick.

He lost 12 seats. He has to resign. The door is open!

Hello! Hello!

Help me. My card keeps bouncing, and I'm not leaving without that bag.

Help me. My card keeps bouncing, and I'm not leaving without that bag.

Her Visa card bounced, and I was afraid someone might see her.

HESSELBOE BEHIND

Hesselboe billed the state for an extravagant bag and coat.

Hesselboe on 3.

Hesselboe tries to preserve things as they are

Hey, you! Did I ask for honesty here?

Hi there, and welcome.

Hi there.

Hi.

Hi.

Honey, you really buy too much dessert.

How about a serious talk when we've got a handle on things?

How about giving something back?

How bold of you to change your policy three days before the election.

How does that add up, Hesselboe

How long have you been dating him?

Hurry! Get going.

I apologize on behalf of my leader for the no deal

I became a politician

I believe we must own up to our mistakes

I believe we're losing what keeps Denmark together.

I believe, unlike the Freedom Party, we do live in a multiethnic society

I can get them.

I can't. You've cut off the blood supply to my legs.

I doubt Hesselboe wants me to replace Ole Dahl.

I hate this. I hate this, I hate this, I hate this.

I have a sad announcement.

I have that debate meeting in

I just talked to Nørgaard, Gjervig and Lindholm. They're all behind you.

I know something that could make the right person prime minister.

I know something.

I know the Liberals want to talk to us.

I love you.

I made the dry cleaner buy you a new one, seeing as he shrunk the old one.

I only had my official Eurocard. I know it was stupid.

I request of you not to use this tragedy to question

I think we can keep the Freedom Party out of power.

I thought Nyborg was a smart girl.

I understand your interest in a marriage of convenience.

I upset him by not wearing the right clothes either.

I want to be with you all the time.

I want you to host the final debate tonight.

I wish you all a good election.

I'll be right in.

I'll handle this on my own.

I'll handle this on my own.

I'll ignore that. You broke a political deal three days before the election.

I'll take these and settle it with the Ministry.

I've got an unpleasant announcement regarding Hanne Holm.

I've never been happier. I just thought you should know.

I've seen a Mulberry receipt for 12,056 dollars

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If Laugesen goes back on his word, do you still prefer him as prime minister?

If used wisely.

If we do, I have a lot of questions.

If we're to create a new Denmark together

In ten. Katrine, you look hot.

In that case I doubt you ever will.

In these times full of turmoil and strife

Individual freedom and initiative is what keeps Denmark going.

It comes off as a smart attempt to save a tactically difficult situation.

It looks good on TV, and it slims. Want to run through it?

It looks like it could be the Opposition leader, Laugesen.

It was great! Just think, a politician changed her policy on live TV.

It was in the news one minute ago. Birgitte Nyborg rejects Laugesen.

Jesus Christ!

Just relax and be yourself. And stick to the speech.

Kasper, my usually smart ex, asked me if I was seeing someone.

Kasper.

Katrine, grab your stuff.

Katrine, have Nyborg comment on this interview just in with Laugesen.

Katrine, pile on the pressure.

Katrine, you're 29 years old, and you just snagged the final debate.

Keep going.

Lars Hesselboe has been Prime Minister these past seven years.

Last but one is Birgitte Nyborg. The floor is yours.

Laugesen looks more like an advertising guy than a politician.

Look, I've always respected girls who fuck their way to the top.

Look, this may sound like a promotion, but it sure as hell isn't.

Many Danes are worried about the rising number of asylum seekers

Maybe you never should have brought Lisbeth along to London.

Meanie! If you're asleep, you're not getting any sex the next month.

Michael Laugesen is after his job.

Michael Laugesen wants me to drink champagne with Labour tomorrow.

Mom deserves to go on TV too.

Most of them will be sent back home

Mulberry near Burlington Arcade.

My close associate and friend of 11 years, Ole Dahl

My constituency wants me to hire a guy like you.

My keys.

Natural? We're not picking members for the softball team here.

Never let your children down, Kasper, because they grow up to be voters.

Next up is Birgitte Nyborg. Roll 3.

No, your rhetoric is crystal clear as always.

Now, thank them and lead them, because they want to be led by you.

Now, we have an election to cover, so get to work. You, my office, now.

Off to battle the red flag in hand

Oh, excuse me.

Oh.

Okay.

Ole, say something!

Ole.

Ole... look at me.

Or we leak it anonymously and wait for him to resign.

Our next guest is Moderate leader, Birgitte Nyborg Christensen. Welcome.

Prime Minister Hesselboe just arrived. How do you feel about the result?

Remember this, honey.

Respected former leader Hardy Eriksen

Round up your party for a charm offensive this weekend. Call me.

She looks fantastic.

She was about to make a scene, so I panicked.

So drop a few features. Cue it up.

Somewhat more dignified than being voted out by the Danish people

Stop nitpicking. They come here from banana republics torn by civil war.

Sure.

Sure.

Talk to you after the election.

Tell me where you are, and I'll be right over.

Ten years old,

Thank you, Birgitte Nyborg.

Thank you, Michael Laugesen. The debate is over. Thank you.

Thank you, Svend Åge Saltum.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks. People are in shock here.

That sounds strange, but intriguing.

That was fucking great TV, girls and boys.

That would be a first, Svend Åge.

The coalition with the centrist Moderates benefits the Opposition.

The dramatic debate is sending shock waves throughout the Labour Party.

The election is coming up in two days.

The end game is all about making things simple.

The issue here is immigration policy, a key issue to you and the Moderates.

The Liberal Party Secretary agreed to an interview later about Ole Dahl.

The Liberals and the Freedom Party seem cocky. Beware of Laugesen.

The Moderate Party is sky rocketing. They've gained ten more seats.

The Moderates will come crawling, after Nyborg rejected the Opposition.

The old party dinosaurs are putting the pressure on me.

The other day the kids and I were watching you on TV.

The Prime Minister just lost his best advisor.

THE PRIME MINISTER STANDS ACCUSED

The Prime Minister uses state funds to finance his private overconsumption.

The train scandal continues...

The trouble is I've gotten a bit too fat for them.

The two major opponents, Laugesen and Hesselboe, are the two losers.

The two major opponents, Laugesen and Hesselboe, are the two losers.

The winner is without a doubt the Moderate Party.

The worst thing is... I really quite liked you

There, there...

There.

These past seven years have seen the gap widen between poor and rich.

These suburban bigots are ready to sell their votes to the Freedom Party.

They're changing their policy this late!

Things are heating up. We expect Labour leader...

This can go any which way.

This debate came to a somewhat surprising end. Tune in later for more

This is insane! We've gained ten seats, Birgitte.

To smokos un cigaros Havana Cubana.

Today, the Danes will decide

Tonight, Denmark has seen a landslide victory.

Torben, Kasper Juhl speaking.

Turn it down!

Turn it down!

Turn it down!

Two more cabinet posts than your seats warrant.

Very modern of me, if I do say so myself.

Want a farewell speech? I can deliver.

We agreed to allow asylum seekers to work after six months.

We know every question, because we check them off with the reporters.

We need 90 seats, and right now you look like shit in the polls.

We need to break the old patterns...

We need to send Mom positive vibes.

We need to talk immigrants and taxes.

We need to talk.

We now have the national result.

We now have the national result.

We'll begin with Anne Sofie Lindenkrone.

We'll shut off the mikes after two minutes, and that goes for all of you.

We'll slap a sexual harassment charge on him. Talk to me.

We're going to debate the key election issues.

We're here to cover the election, not to support you.

We're no longer part of the unified Opposition.

We're running for office here. Did you see the latest polls?

We're sticking to the plan.

We're still waiting for the key figures...

We've come a long way.

Welcome to the Final Debate, 2010.

Well, it implies you're able to put your career on hold every five years.

What did people like you do before they invented the cell phone?

What do they call you again? Spin doctor, huh?

What have you got for me, Kasper?

What if Bill Gates had asked me to be CEO of Microsoft five years ago?

What if I had some information that could get you into office?

What if they're useless, because Hesselboe has enough?

What is it you do, Kasper?

What will happen after the election, do you think?

When a Cuban delegation came to visit us

When I was young, champagne and Labour ruled each other out.

Where did Laugesen get that information?

Where did you see them? Have you got them?

Where the hell have you been? Sick? Answer your calls!

Why would we want to talk to you?

Words like socialism, liberalism and solidarity just might be words

Yes, of course we do.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yesterday I received an e mail that Hanne is drinking again

You always gain weight during an election.

You and the coalition have got to give me some space.

You billed the state 12,000 dollars for gifts to your wife, Prime Minister.

You broke our deal. We demanded to know your questions and angle.

You get the most fantastic ass during an election

You hit the zeitgeist. This is the beginning of something new.

You look beat. Just look at your brother.

You need an alternative to the Freedom Party to ensure your majority.

You own welfare and tax reform.

You scold her for leaving Labour. Now you want her in bed with the Right?

You think Hesselboe is prime minister after the election?

You used to be so funny. You're losing your touch.

You were never here.

You'll probably be out of it soon, Kasper.

You're both full of big election pledges

You're fast. Aicha, good to see you. You'll find cold sodas in the bar.

You're gonna be great, because you look fantastic

You're on in eight. They'll ask why you support Laugesen

Zoom out on Katrine, 3.

4? 4, yes. Yes, get her shoulder, 3

Amir Diwan is on camera 3. Is Diwan with a W?

and I try to live with that in my own slightly primitive way.

and that void was filled by Birgitte Nyborg...

And the loving version? The dry cleaner shrunk it.

and until then they'll be confined in refugee camps.

and you can tell them how cool we in the Opposition are.

Anyway, I need to put this on. So put it on.

Are you okay with this? Sure

because I once held strong views on how this world should be. I still do.

because of the showdown between Laugesen and Hesselboe

but Danes are hungry for change, albeit they're unsure as to what kind.

But you are funny. A scream.

Call that good journalism? Yes.

charged to his official account, and two annulled Visa Card receipts

Christ! Zoom in on the receipts.

Collect autographs, do you? My daughter does. She loves them.

Cue it up. We're running out of time.

describing the world of yesterday and not the world of tomorrow.

died last night of a heart attack.

Do I look okay? Want the truth or the loving version?

Dodge! Laugesen is going back on his word.

Does my panic show? You're one sexy lady.

dubbed the most chaotic ever.

Ever heard of the free press? You know how this shit works.

Film and rock stars... Are we good to go?

Give it up, Mom. Get lost!

Got a minute? You bet.

Have you got a minute? Sure.

His wife is unhappy. He committed fraud.

How dirty do you think I am? We stand to take a beating.

I bought it in London this morning. I thought you were too busy for that.

I forgot my wallet. Oh, shut up.

I have a birthday party to go to. Are you taking this seriously?

I have to make a choice. So does everyone in three days.

I just texted her those exact words. Hi, Hanne. Ulrik speaking.

I keep crying, and they wonder why. They'll put it down to nerves.

I missed you today. Boy, you look fantastic.

I need to find out if Laugesen... Dodge! Change the subject.

I'll try to get a plane later. See you back home.

I've made my choice. Was that a farewell gift?

I've tried everything. Where are you?

in the wake of the Iraq war. Let me make one thing clear:

is such an ugly little Danish tradition, for which I hold no regard.

Is that a live feed? Yes.

Is the car waiting? Yes. I'll talk to their head of news.

Is this your signature, Hesselboe? Stop that!

It comes with the job, Ulrik. Sure it does. Good luck.

It was crazy. This is for you.

Kasper Juhl. Kasper...

Let me do the interview. First of all, did we ask you? No.

Let the Prime Minister reply. Katrine, over to him.

like me the day after tomorrow.

Like professional politicians do. See you.

many of whom are switching to us.

Mom, you're eight points ahead. Seats, you moron.

No, wait. Let him go in first. Why?

Not necessarily. Not necessarily?

Popping pills again? She bought for 12,000 dollars.

Promise me not to go away. Promises are alien to my racket.

proving his wife tried to make the same purchase.

sent from one of our open computers.

Should I go? How tactical do you want to be?

so I've been forced to discharge Hanne as of today.

So, Michael Laugesen, top that. You bet I will.

Soon. You never call.

Taking notes, Kasper? Good evening, Svend Åge.

than sacrifice the Opposition over a key issue.

that your wife billed the state

The cab will be here in five minutes. It'll just have to wait.

The Party is gonna have your ass. Nope.

The truth. Your ass is too big for that skirt.

They wrote that after that premier. So?

They're drawing lots now. Katrine, two minutes.

Voluptuous in black is bad. Look, honey.

we had to send them outside to smoke. Coming?

we have to invent a new way of communicating and doing politics.

We met at the coast. Right.

we should remember Ole Dahl for.

We're going home. I want to see the result.

We're in the news business, Kasper. So, when can I see you?

We're off. Alright! Jesus Christ!

We've managed. We've been lucky.

What are you talking about? This is a receipt.

when we have to take in criminal immigrants who travel 4,000 miles...

when you let the state finance your own overconsumption?

who is going to rule Denmark the next four years.

Who started that rumour? I've seen the evidence.

You should have dodged the bullet. Like we always do in this party?

You think I told... Drop it! Who won us the debate?

You too, Michael. Sounds like the start of a romance.

You'll be accused of pillow talk. We never told each other anything.

You're not doing the interview... Fuck you.

You've bought for 12,000 dollars. And? I take so much crap from you.

You've bought for 12,000 dollars. And? I take so much crap from you.

Your statements make it hard for me. I'll repay you.

...

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<i> 12,000 dollars, Lars Hesselboe! Don't the rules apply to us all?</i>

<i> and admit it when there's something we don't know.</i>

<i> And he will. Maybe it's all a misunderstanding.</i>

<i> and you're a brilliant reporter. If you aren't, it's my ass on the line.</i>

<i> as long as you don't go about telling everyone.</i>

<i> but let me just say on behalf of the women voters: Size doesn't count.</i>

<i> but war and its organization and discipline. " Machiavelli</i>

<i> But? I'm lying to Nina and the kids.</i>

<i> calls Laugesen's behaviour at the debate a disgrace.</i>

<i> Dad, it's on now. Coming, coming.</i>

<i> Do I look okay? Your scarf's crooked.</i>

<i> Don't tease. It's true. It just came in.</i>

<i> Election day is only 3 days away. It's a chess game.</i>

<i> Get Birgitte Nyborg's for her then. She's more into real celebrities.</i>

<i> Go for your prizes some other time. I'm sorry you feel that way.</i>

<i> Hanne, I'd never... Let go of me!</i>

<i> He's a great reporter. No, he's available. That's different.</i>

<i> Help yourself. It's free. Great, thanks.</i>

<i> His wife and kids mustn't find out. Lots of people mustn't find out.</i>

<i> I assure you, there's nothing in it. Are you still Prime Minister?</i>

<i> I didn't buy pastry. They want me for prime minister.</i>

<i> I think we should let Katrine do it. I can't reach Katrine.</i>

<i> I thought we didn't talk about that. We don't.</i>

<i> I thought you'd forgotten our deal. Hardly. It was my idea.</i>

<i> I wasn't hired for my convictions. I'll be speaking to you tonight then.</i>

<i> I'm not leaving without that bag. Calm down, honey.</i>

<i> I'm talking to my husband, damn it! Where are you?</i>

<i> If that isn't an admittance... Follow him out.</i>

<i> Is Birgitte Nyborg angry? No, she's a pro.</i>

<i> is like saying cars will cure the climate crisis. It's not good enough.</i>

<i> Is that ice skating thing tomorrow? Yes. Dad's taking me, right?</i>

<i> It might be taken out of context. No, he's replying to a question.</i>

<i> Katrine, what's up? I think he's dead.</i>

<i> Let's come back later. No!</i>

<i> Let's come back later. No!</i>

<i> Lisbeth, please... Why can't you be nice to me?</i>

<i> More, and I'll resign on the spot. Who says it's gonna be that bad?</i>

<i> my own and the Liberal Party's capacity to carry on our campaign.</i>

<i> No deal. He won't take it back. You're making my job difficult.</i>

<i> Not now, Phillip. I'm in hell. Birgitte.</i>

<i> or we go to the media and join in the unified Opposition's outcry.</i>

<i> She's rejected us so far. She needs new friends.</i>

<i> so it's a waste of time to discuss how to avoid it.</i>

<i> So sneak something in the back way. She's not fond of the back way.</i>

<i> So, will they be allowed to work? No, they won't be allowed to work.</i>

<i> Take a breath. What's up? I don't know what to do.</i>

<i> Thanks. What is it? They said it's 150 years old.</i>

<i> That's gonna take some swallowing. Wash it down with some ice cream.</i>

<i> The black suit's at the cleaner's. You look good.</i>

<i> The broad's gone off the radar. But that's unheard of.</i>

<i> The Liberals' Lars Hesselboe and Labour's Michael Laugesen?</i>

<i> the Moderates are tonight's winners with over eight seats in Parliament.</i>

<i> There's Mom. Dad, that dress is embarrassing!</i>

<i> There's more to politics than polls. Not three days before an election.</i>

<i> They won't let me buy anything. Honey, it's not...</i>

<i> Turn her off. I can't stand her. Here comes the Prime Minister.</i>

<i> Was that really necessary, Hanne? He can't get his head out of my ass.</i>

<i> We can't just leave him here. Katrine, let me handle this.</i>

<i> What's up, honey? Fucking store. I want this stuff.</i>

<i> Where's Parliament? On 4.</i>

<i> Why can't we meet at the office? Something happened in London.</i>

<i> Yes, it's fine. Good. Wear the black suit.</i>

<i> Yes, you forgot this. I'm talking about Lisbeth.</i>

<i> Yes? Don't you recognize me?</i>

<i> Yes. But who's sick, Kasper?</i>

<i> Yes. I'm going to practice my piano.</i>

<i> You bastard! Honey, get a cab back to the hotel.</i>

<i> You pissing on Parliament. Know what's worth pissing on?</i>

<i> You'd have turned him down. Sure I would.</i>

<i> You'll get fired, if this comes out. I don't care.</i>

<i> You're back early. I couldn't do it.</i>

<i> You're still on these? It's the election.</i>

<i>"A prince should have no other aim or thought </i>

<i>"Dad, am I gonna be as smart as Mom when I grow up?"</i>

<i>"I no longer support Laugesen's leadership," Hardy Eriksen says.</i>

<i>"Meet my new boyfriend, Mom.

<i>"Voluptuous Birgitte Nyborg in an elegant black dress. "</i>

<i>15 seats. I just don't get it.</i>

<i>And pastry for breakfast. I know it's for the kids, but I end up eating it.</i>

<i>As long as I'm part of that circle, they can call it anything they like.</i>

<i>At least it's a talent. I mean, they're good at fucking.</i>

<i>Birgitte Nyborg, isn't Laugesen going back on a deal here?</i>

<i>Birgitte Nyborg's spin doctor is gonna have your ass.</i>

<i>But I can't let them do that, because then I won't become prime minister.</i>

<i>But I don't quite know what you do to earn your no doubt grand salary.</i>

<i>But I'm an old fashioned gal, so my answer is no.</i>

<i>Christ! Nyborg has really got it tonight, hasn't she?</i>

<i>Come on, damn it! It's not funny, okay?</i>

<i>Coming? Torben is asking for you. He's about to make a speech.</i>

<i>Dad, talk to her. She's too fat for that skirt.</i>

<i>Do you share your coalition partner's vision for the future of Denmark?</i>

<i>Don't give me that look. I promise to behave tonight.</i>

<i>Don't use that info now.</i>

<i>Dunno. But that's not your problem, because you're not a left winger.</i>

<i>Either we tell Hesselboe we have them and ask if he's ready to negotiate </i>

<i>Emergency, how can I help you? Hello.</i>

<i>For seven years, he's been preaching financial responsibility to the voters.</i>

<i>Go. Make him retreat. Tell your voters you'd rather topple the government </i>

<i>Hasn't she been playing "Let it Be" for two months now?</i>

<i>He committed fraud and must pay. I don't regret a thing.</i>

<i>He's a mediocre reporter, devoid of...</i>

<i>He's had the initiative throughout the election.</i>

<i>He's just lying there with his eyes open.</i>

<i>Help yourself to drinks. It's on the house.</i>

<i>Here comes one of tonight's winners, Moderate Leader, Birgitte Nyborg.</i>

<i>Hesselboe hasn't been able to rebuff my evidence.</i>

<i>Hi. Let's do it out here. In front of Parliament.</i>

<i>How about you? Wouldn't you like to work for the Prime Minister?</i>

<i>How's it coming along?</i>

<i>I believe it's a myth that we're all equal and share equal possibilities.</i>

<i>I can't when you go back on our deal.</i>

<i>I deserve to have it good, do you hear?</i>

<i>I don't know what receipts he's got, but this is not the place to air them.</i>

<i>I don't mean to criticize, but Katrine isn't the most stable person around.</i>

<i>I don't see an international career in the cards for her.</i>

<i>I don't want to waste what might be my last appearance on tactics.</i>

<i>I just ignored the question. I'm turning into a fantastic liar.</i>

<i>I prepared a speech like, well, almost everyone else. But I can't deliver it.</i>

<i>I should fire you, but we can't afford to lose any more good reporters.</i>

<i>I told security I'd take your ID card before you leave Parliament.</i>

<i>I won't stand for your fabricated accusations... No!</i>

<i>I work 16 hours a day, or haven't you noticed?</i>

<i>I'd like to direct your attention to my wife's dress.</i>

<i>I'd like your comments on this fresh interview with Michael Laugesen.</i>

<i>I'd never forgive myself, if I came to power that way.</i>

<i>I'm a wise man, Kasper.</i>

<i>I'm ashamed to be a Dane in this selfish nation Hesselboe has created.</i>

<i>I'm finished as party leader, don't you think?</i>

<i>I'm not going to make ouvertures to the Right until after the election.</i>

<i>I'm shocked that this misunderstanding had such grave political implications.</i>

<i>I'm shocking my spin doctor right now by not sticking to my speech.</i>

<i>I'm surprised you have a heart.</i>

<i>I'm trying to salvage the remains, but I don't want it to look that way.</i>

<i>If I push it down here, it doesn't show, does it?</i>

<i>If I were a cynic, I'd take a picture of that and sell it to the media.</i>

<i>If we lose one or two seats, I'm gonna resign at the convention.</i>

<i>It won't be charged to your account for another two weeks.</i>

<i>It's all because you always desert me.</i>

<i>It's fake. I'm still in makeup from this morning's show.</i>

<i>It's no secret that Labour needs to get back in touch with their voters </i>

<i>It's Saturday. I promised my children the next four hours three weeks ago.</i>

<i>It's time for you to pursue your career now. My five years are up, remember?</i>

<i>Katrine Fønsmark won't interview you ever again.</i>

<i>Katrine, come on. I'm singing your praise.</i>

<i>Let's get you some champagne.</i>

<i>Let's give Lars Hesselboe a chance to reply.</i>

<i>Let's go. It's the final debate. I'll drive you there in the Black Lightning.</i>

<i>Lindenkrone. Who says left wingers can't be drop dead gorgeous?</i>

<i>Look, we don't want them taking Danish jobs.</i>

<i>My mom doesn't even know you exist. She will soon, though.</i>

<i>No, because I wouldn't have been able to turn down Laugesen.</i>

<i>No. I'm going to leave Nina. I want to be with you.</i>

<i>No. If that's Labour's new policy, Laugesen no longer has our support.</i>

<i>Not after having seen proof of the Prime Minister's arrogance of power.</i>

<i>Nothing else fits. But I can't wear this to a debate. Look.</i>

<i>Oh, it's just business as usual.</i>

<i>Okay, it's back to the old dress then.</i>

<i>Okay. The cab's waiting outside. Go home and leave this to me.</i>

<i>Only because they don't know me.</i>

<i>Or aren't congratulations due?</i>

<i>Overby, right. She's gonna wipe the floor with him.</i>

<i>Put on your headphones, so you won't wake Magnus.</i>

<i>Secondly, if you don't mean to criticize, what was that then?</i>

<i>See you. I'm staying in town tonight to work.</i>

<i>She's a nice girl, you see.</i>

<i>She's improvising. Katrine, that isn't her speech. She's going impro.</i>

<i>So the guy you kept a secret from me was the Prime Minister's PR advisor?</i>

<i>Spare me the emotions. That's my field.</i>

<i>Svend Åge Saltum, the Freedom Party applauds Laugesen's remarks.</i>

<i>Talk to my lawyer. I'm leaving this debate now.</i>

<i>That is the Moderate Party's policy as decided by me, their leader.</i>

<i>That's your mom. You can be proud of her.</i>

<i>The Labour guy. He's wired. He groped my ass.</i>

<i>The polls aren't painting a clear picture after yesterday's debate </i>

<i>The Prime Minister will say: "Oh, but everyone is a master of his own fate. "</i>

<i>They've been through hell and can't even clean the floor in a resthome.</i>

<i>This is it. It's time for the closing remarks from each party leader.</i>

<i>This is war. We can't let a chance like this slip through our fingers.</i>

<i>This naive idea of a nation run by the people. The people don't run crap.</i>

<i>TV1 can't have a drunk hosting the pre election party leader debate </i>

<i>We can't have employment hampered by refugees already burdening us.</i>

<i>We were, till the Prime Minister's wife popped a handful of tranquilizers.</i>

<i>We'd better look sharp tonight.</i>

<i>We'd have made a good pair in the long run.</i>

<i>We're so proud of you. You do know that, don't you?</i>

<i>What's going on? Keep going.</i>

<i>What's up?</i>

<i>Will Denmark's next prime minister be Laugesen or Hesselboe?</i>

<i>Yes, it's the very foundation of our coalition.</i>

<i>You don't pounce on your interviewee three days before the election.</i>

<i>You made a Party purchase and didn't bring the right card.</i>

<i>You were great. I'm sure my daughter wants your autograph now. Later?</i>

<i>You were home all night watching TV. You weren't here, okay?</i>

<i>You'd be questioning the professionalism </i>

<i>You'd be so much better at this job.</i>

<i>Your lawyer hasn't repudiated the claim </i>

<i>Zoom out and let's see the dress. Great, stay with that.</i>