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Osmosis Jones (2001) Osmosis Jones is a 2001 animated comedy film that takes viewers on a wild and wacky journey through the

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Osmosis Jones is a 2001 animated comedy film that takes viewers on a wild and wacky journey through the human body. Directed by Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly, the film showcases a unique blend of live-action and animation, making it an entertaining and educational experience.

The film tells the story of Osmosis Jones, a white blood cell who works as a law enforcement officer inside the body of Frank Detorre, a slovenly zookeeper. Osmosis Jones, voiced by Chris Rock, is tasked with defending Frank's body against harmful viruses and bacteria. Working alongside him is his straight-laced partner Drix, a cold pill voiced by David Hyde Pierce. Together, they must stop the devious virus, Thrax, who plans to wreak havoc within Frank's body.

In addition to the stellar voice cast, Osmosis Jones also features live-action sequences starring Bill Murray as Frank Detorre. Murray delivers his trademark humor as the lovable but unkempt zookeeper who becomes the unwitting host for the battle occurring within his own body.

The film encompasses both comedic and action-packed moments as Osmosis Jones and Drix navigate through the body's inner workings. The animators creatively depict the inner world of the human body, emphasizing organs like the spleen, heart, and brain. These organs come alive with vibrant animation, providing an imaginative and visually engaging backdrop for the story.

Osmosis Jones combines humor with education, offering an opportunity for viewers to learn about the body's immune system and how it fights off diseases. The film cleverly uses Osmosis Jones' adventures to explain concepts like white blood cells, antibodies, and viruses in a fun and accessible way.

Beyond its educational value, Osmosis Jones is filled with memorable moments and catchy music. The film's soundtrack features a blend of original songs and classic tracks, providing a diverse and enjoyable listening experience. From energetic tunes during action sequences to emotional ballads capturing Osmosis Jones' journey, the soundtrack elevates the film's storytelling.

To play and download these sounds, viewers can access the film's official soundtrack, which is readily available on various music platforms. The soundtrack includes songs from renowned artists and contributes to the overall experience by immersing viewers further into the film's world.

Osmosis Jones serves as an entertaining and informative film suitable for viewers of all ages. Whether one is looking for a lighthearted comedy, an educational adventure, or a visual spectacle, the film offers something for everyone. Its unique blend of animation and live-action, along with its talented voice cast and catchy music, make it a memorable and enjoyable cinematic experience.

So why not dive into the world of Osmosis Jones and embark on an extraordinary journey through the human body? With its humor, educational elements, and fantastic soundtrack, this film is sure to leave audiences both entertained and enlightened.

A leg.
A leg.
An angioplasty clears it out. You're great, honey.
An angioplasty clears it out. You're great, honey.
As long as it don't hit 108 degrees, or Shane's an orphan
As long as it don't hit 108 degrees, or Shane's an orphan
Baby...
Baby...
Be cool, Oz.
Be cool, Oz.
But boss, we're the only ones left.
But boss, we're the only ones left.
But it was a cute picture.
But it was a cute picture.
Can you eat them?
Can you eat them?
Come on, sweetheart. He'll be... .
Come on, sweetheart. He'll be... .
Coming!
Coming!
Dad, you have the coolest job.
Dad, you have the coolest job.
Don't ex ceed dosage. If symptoms persist, see a physician.
Don't ex ceed dosage. If symptoms persist, see a physician.
Don't get me mad. I will turn into a germicidal maniac.
Don't get me mad. I will turn into a germicidal maniac.
Don't touch my radio!
Don't touch my radio!
Drix, I could use a little help here.
Drix, I could use a little help here.
Eating right and ex ercise...
Eating right and ex ercise...
Enzyme breakdown in ten.
Enzyme breakdown in ten.
Ever blow dry your hair with a fart?
Ever blow dry your hair with a fart?
Ever make a snowman from paper cling ons? That's poor!
Ever make a snowman from paper cling ons? That's poor!
Frank? Are you all right?
Frank? Are you all right?
Frankie.
Frankie.
Free screening?
Free screening?
Germs.
Germs.
Get it down! Money on the wood make the game go good.
Get it down! Money on the wood make the game go good.
Got you, you little... .
Got you, you little... .
He's about to yawn!
He's about to yawn!
He's the champion. But he won't be for long.
He's the champion. But he won't be for long.
Hello, beautiful.
Hello, beautiful.
Hey, chill, pill!
Hey, chill, pill!
Hey, muscles.
Hey, muscles.
Holy Frank!
Holy Frank!
How about a hug for your Uncle Bob?
How about a hug for your Uncle Bob?
I ain't got time for this.
I ain't got time for this.
I bet Johnny Streptococcus and the Melanoma family will be interested...
I bet Johnny Streptococcus and the Melanoma family will be interested...
I can get them.
I can get them.
I don't want bubbles stinking up my ride.
I don't want bubbles stinking up my ride.
I go where you want. I eat what you want.
I go where you want. I eat what you want.
I hiked to the liquor store, the cigarette warehouse... .
I hiked to the liquor store, the cigarette warehouse... .
I just can't look.
I just can't look.
I know sugar pills who cured cancer, because they believed.
I know sugar pills who cured cancer, because they believed.
I said stay put.
I said stay put.
I stopped by the camping store...
I stopped by the camping store...
I want to her to be at ease and not worry.
I want to her to be at ease and not worry.
I was in the kidneys while a 6 31 was in progress
I was in the kidneys while a 6 31 was in progress
I was thinking I might take a rain check.
I was thinking I might take a rain check.
I wonder what this does.
I wonder what this does.
I'm here to make Frank feel better. If this alleged virus...
I'm here to make Frank feel better. If this alleged virus...
I'm out.
I'm out.
I've been trying to tell everybody!
I've been trying to tell everybody!
If you mean that, I'll keep her.
If you mean that, I'll keep her.
Immunity!
Immunity!
It was a 90%%% cut in pay, but it was the best we could do.
It was a 90%%% cut in pay, but it was the best we could do.
It's all shoveled. Hippo's asleep. I'm taking Shane to Docky's.
It's all shoveled. Hippo's asleep. I'm taking Shane to Docky's.
It's my egg! Come on!
It's my egg! Come on!
It's the way you eat.
It's the way you eat.
La Muerte man esta aqui!
La Muerte man esta aqui!
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do this thing now.
Let's do this thing now.
Listen...
Listen...
Look alive, boys. Dust at nine o'clock.
Look alive, boys. Dust at nine o'clock.
Look at that guy!
Look at that guy!
Look what you're doing to my baby
Look what you're doing to my baby
Look! Here you are.
Look! Here you are.
Look.
Look.
Lucky for us, Bob hooked up Frank with a job at the zoo.
Lucky for us, Bob hooked up Frank with a job at the zoo.
Mr. Mayor, how will you deal with the fat cell housing shortage?
Mr. Mayor, how will you deal with the fat cell housing shortage?
My, what big zits he has. How does this happen?
My, what big zits he has. How does this happen?
Needless to say, none of this helped Shane.
Needless to say, none of this helped Shane.
Never on the first date, Drips.
Never on the first date, Drips.
Next time, I'll be the bad cop.
Next time, I'll be the bad cop.
Ninety nine kinds of wings.
Ninety nine kinds of wings.
No, like, poor people.
No, like, poor people.
Now boarding.
Now boarding.
Now, try to relax. Fit in. Shake a tail cell or something.
Now, try to relax. Fit in. Shake a tail cell or something.
Now, we go live...
Now, we go live...
Oh, I don't know, Ozzy. Look at me.
Oh, I don't know, Ozzy. Look at me.
Oh, jeez. Oh, it's this damn toe.
Oh, jeez. Oh, it's this damn toe.
Oh, my God. Look how beautiful.
Oh, my God. Look how beautiful.
Okay, now I gotta choke you!
Okay, now I gotta choke you!
Okay. Nice talking to you too.
Okay. Nice talking to you too.
On second thought...
On second thought...
On second thought...
On second thought...
Osmosis Jones
Osmosis Jones
Out!
Out!
Ozzy, can I count on you to keep Frank in shape?
Ozzy, can I count on you to keep Frank in shape?
Please. She's been humiliated enough already.
Please. She's been humiliated enough already.
Saliva one, requesting ground support. Over.
Saliva one, requesting ground support. Over.
She ain't going down.
She ain't going down.
Shouldn't you be up in the mouth?
Shouldn't you be up in the mouth?
Sir, turn on the optical feed.
Sir, turn on the optical feed.
Stop the bus!
Stop the bus!
That's Bruno. His tummy's still upset.
That's Bruno. His tummy's still upset.
That's incoming shellfish. I went to the stomach, to be safe.
That's incoming shellfish. I went to the stomach, to be safe.
That's it.
That's it.
That's my effervescent propulsion.
That's my effervescent propulsion.
That's what made me cramp up
That's what made me cramp up
The doctor says he has a brain the size of a tangerine.
The doctor says he has a brain the size of a tangerine.
The kind a time release dipstick would have.
The kind a time release dipstick would have.
The University of Chicago, graduated Phi Beta Capsule.
The University of Chicago, graduated Phi Beta Capsule.
The white zone is for ingestion and digestion only. No parking
The white zone is for ingestion and digestion only. No parking
The zipper's down. All ashore that's going ashore.
The zipper's down. All ashore that's going ashore.
Then why was that viral looking mother fleeing?
Then why was that viral looking mother fleeing?
This ain't about no hustle.
This ain't about no hustle.
This ain't working. I'll ask the chief to assign someone else.
This ain't working. I'll ask the chief to assign someone else.
This is a paid announcement
This is a paid announcement
This is a private organism. Don't run.
This is a private organism. Don't run.
This sucker comes from a place called the hypothalamus gland.
This sucker comes from a place called the hypothalamus gland.
Those oysters.
Those oysters.
Thrax is alive and he's in the brain!
Thrax is alive and he's in the brain!
Trillions of cells working together...
Trillions of cells working together...
Virus con Dios.
Virus con Dios.
Voice manual control on.
Voice manual control on.
Watch out!
Watch out!
We are going to march in and take the prize
We are going to march in and take the prize
We are going to the brain, baby. And we are stealing one of these.
We are going to the brain, baby. And we are stealing one of these.
We couldn't afford vomit, that's for rich folks.
We couldn't afford vomit, that's for rich folks.
We got that insurance exam next month.
We got that insurance exam next month.
We've a hostage situation involving the mayor's aide.
We've a hostage situation involving the mayor's aide.
Well, I don't think... .
Well, I don't think... .
What is that cherry stank?
What is that cherry stank?
What the heck is a uvala ?
What the heck is a uvala ?
Whatever.
Whatever.
Who cut off the heat? Somebody pay the bill! It's cold.
Who cut off the heat? Somebody pay the bill! It's cold.
Who's the Germinator now?
Who's the Germinator now?
Words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for years.
Words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for years.
Wow, this is huge.
Wow, this is huge.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, I never heard that one before. Take him to lockdown. Next.
Yeah, I never heard that one before. Take him to lockdown. Next.
Yeah, that's really cool, Dad.
Yeah, that's really cool, Dad.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, whatever.
Yes, sir. Stupid political decisions.
Yes, sir. Stupid political decisions.
You ain't so tough, huh? That was nothing.
You ain't so tough, huh? That was nothing.
You are a bad cop.
You are a bad cop.
You can't jack me on that, brother! I'm in the virus protection program.
You can't jack me on that, brother! I'm in the virus protection program.
You can't override without a vote from city council.
You can't override without a vote from city council.
You care more about your reelection...
You care more about your reelection...
You don't want me huffing and puffing after you.
You don't want me huffing and puffing after you.
You done done it now, Chill. He's a psycho cop.
You done done it now, Chill. He's a psycho cop.
You get back to work right now
You get back to work right now
You got any information on something called...
You got any information on something called...
You iced a key witness to a viral attack!
You iced a key witness to a viral attack!
You incubate.
You incubate.
You look good with falsies.
You look good with falsies.
You said you were giving me...
You said you were giving me...
You should check your math on that one.
You should check your math on that one.
You want Osmosis?
You want Osmosis?
You wash your face with fried chicken.
You wash your face with fried chicken.
You're going to the hospital. The trip is off.
You're going to the hospital. The trip is off.
Your mother, bless her soul, didn't believe the old ideas...
Your mother, bless her soul, didn't believe the old ideas...
...even the roomiest of footwear. I'll bring your menus.
...even the roomiest of footwear. I'll bring your menus.
I mean, Leah. Why are you here? You really did it now
I mean, Leah. Why are you here? You really did it now
Let's get out of here! Stop!
Let's get out of here! Stop!
Liquids, bed rest. Just to be safe. We'll do no such thing.
Liquids, bed rest. Just to be safe. We'll do no such thing.
No, that's my dad! The doctor's doing everything he can.
No, that's my dad! The doctor's doing everything he can.
Permission to pursue? Chief.
Permission to pursue? Chief.
Pollen? Check this out.
Pollen? Check this out.
Saliva one, what have you got? An egg 2 20. E Gamma Gamma. Over.
Saliva one, what have you got? An egg 2 20. E Gamma Gamma. Over.
Trust me, it's perfect. Perfect.
Trust me, it's perfect. Perfect.
We're here. You happy? Hear that?
We're here. You happy? Hear that?
We're probably drinking coffee. Look at the map.
We're probably drinking coffee. Look at the map.
What if Jones is right? Jones?
What if Jones is right? Jones?
What is that nasty smell? Cherry. Wild cherry.
What is that nasty smell? Cherry. Wild cherry.
What's so funny? I don't know.
What's so funny? I don't know.
What's your temperature? 98.6.
What's your temperature? 98.6.
You can call me Drix. Welcome to Frank
You can call me Drix. Welcome to Frank
You got plans for the weekend? Oh, yeah.
You got plans for the weekend? Oh, yeah.
You said Drips with a P. Whatever.
You said Drips with a P. Whatever.
... that include salads and eating bran.
... that include salads and eating bran.
... the colon, and the sphincter.
... the colon, and the sphincter.
...a dream vacation to the annual chicken wing festival..
...a dream vacation to the annual chicken wing festival..
...a promotion to Head of Brain Security.
...a promotion to Head of Brain Security.
...and they don't believe him.
...and they don't believe him.
...as animal crackers arrived.
...as animal crackers arrived.
...bad, booty shaking pickinosis stands above the rest.
...bad, booty shaking pickinosis stands above the rest.
...I think I'll stay with Jones.
...I think I'll stay with Jones.
...in Buffalo, New York.
...in Buffalo, New York.
...is because they're not smart enough to butcher a cow.
...is because they're not smart enough to butcher a cow.
...paralyzed this neighborhood...
...paralyzed this neighborhood...
...to get you out!
...to get you out!