The Replacements (2000) Soundboard Edit

Absolutely. Washington is playing like there's no tomorrow...

All right, I'll do that

All right.

All right. Good game. We snuck by on that one

All right. So besides me, who really wants the ball?

Although we'll see a few guys we know today.

And here goes Falco.

Anything else you're afraid of?

Are you all right?

Blue 15! Hut, hut!

Blue 25!

Blue 42!

Blue 89!

Brian Murphy fumbled the ball. Dallas recovers.

Brilliant. How about a quick kick?

But tonight it'll be Martel leading Washington against Dallas.

But what they didn't know...

Can he catch?

Check!

Coach McGinty wanted you with us for five weeks...

Come on in. You want a beer?

Damn it! They did it again!

Damn right.

Danny, go down!

DC Right, Pro, 424 Tomahawk, on one, on one

Ever seen anything like that?

Every athlete dreams of a second chance.

Expert at pushing people around. That's what pass blocking is, remember?

Falco's on his back.

Feels good, doesn't it? One game away from the playoffs?

Fifteen yards, so that's, wait...

First down, Washington.

First down, Washington.

Frankie.

Get some penetration, Morris! Get some penetration!

Get to the playoffs.

Give me a chance, I'm bored.

Give me an S!

Go!

Great attitude, great desire, and the fastest son of a bitch I've ever seen.

Green 11!

Green 22!

Guys!

Halftime score: Washington 3, Detroit 14.

Have you lost weight?

He's checking off the run. I told him to pass!

Hey, easy!

Hey, man.

Hey, Wilson!

Hike!

Hold the play clock.

Huddle up!

Huddle up!

Hut!

I can live with that.

I didn't know it was yours. I'll move it.

I gotta admit, I was looking forward...

I have a date.

I look like I just jacked off an elephant!

I need a receiver!

I played one game in the pros, I blew out my knee and that was it.

I read blitz.

I think the whole town heard about that

I think...

I watched films of your games since the Sugar Bowl.

I wish he was here to see you guys play.

I'm sad that the players' demands, which center around...

I'm sorry.

I'm talking to you!

I'm telling you, that's him.

I'm the quarterback. I'm the only one who talks in the huddle.

I'm too old to screw around. Let me give it to you straight.

I'm trying to figure out how the Chinaman over here...

If they can win against Dallas...

In practice, we don't hit the fellows with the red shirts on.

It's a win.

It's all I've got.

It's been fun.

It's good for you.

It's more of a homecoming for you.

It's nasty out there.

It's over.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus!

Jump on his back!

Kick ass on one. Ready?

Kick off!

Ladies and gentlemen...

Ladies and gentlemen...

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's hook up. DC Left, Wide Motion, 88 War.

Let's play football! What do you say?

Look at it this way, he'll never be called offsides on an audible.

Martel.

Maybe we should put it in.

Nice meeting you.

Nice watch.

Nigel.

Nineteen, I think.

No, Pussycats.

Now that's football!

Now we're rolling!

Number 16 on the offense! Five yards!

Odd bullets, blitz coverage!

Oh, hey.

Okay, all right.

Okay, Jimmy.

On three, get ready!

On three...

Pain heals

Pass intended to Brian Murphy, incomplete.

Piss off!

Piss off!

Players aren't supposed to be fraternizing with cheerleaders.

Praise his glory, Nigel! You praise his glory!

Ready!

Ready!

Ready? Blue 42!

Red 21!

Right on, Shane.

See him coming in motion?

Shane Falco!

Shane's got something to tell you.

Shit!

So, Annabelle, what do you, like, think of our friends?

Sorry about this.

Take care of my guys.

Ten yard penalty. Repeat first down.

Thanks for believing.

That's bullshit! The one girl slapped the other girl on the ass, Jimmy.

That's Eddie Martel!

That's not what he had in mind.

That's Wilson Carr!

The 65 yard field goal attempt is good by Nigel Gruff.

The football is like a one man cold to Clifford Franklin

The truth is, you guys have been given something...

There can only be one leader out there, all right? You be it.

There is no tomorrow for you.

There's at least five, six flags out there. Hats, everything!

This doesn't change anything.

This is to Shane Falco.

This is what you call an old fashioned melee.

This strike ain't about guys like me. It's about them superstars...

This Thursday you'll be with the best quarterback in the league.

Together, these guys were the best tandem team of guards in the game.

Touchdown, Dallas.

Touchdown, Dallas.

Touchdown, Falco!

Touchdown, Smith! That one gets the Sentinels back into the game.

Vito! Look who's on TV!

Washington goes to the playoffs!

Washington is going with a bunch of unknowns.

Washington wins!

Watch the wheel!

We ain't losing this game.

We are all God's children here!

We have a deal. No interference with my coaching.

We might end up in that situation with Dallas.

We're beginning to scratch the surface of the talents of Clifford Franklin

What a lucky break for Shane Falco, who threw a bad pass...

What a terrible call!

What will Washington need to get back into this game?

What?

What?

What? What are you talking about?

What's going on?

What's that smell?

What's up, Shane?

What's up?

While you guys are getting pounded by Dallas...

Wild yam.

Will you put it on? You can barely move. This will be a little bit...

Yeah, today was a good day for Clifford Franklin.

Yeah.

Yes, sir.

You can do this.

You do.

You gotta be kidding.

You had enough?

You heard about that?

You look like a swordfish I caught once.

You looked good.

You try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink.

You won't see that every day.

You're gonna pay for this!

You're the first player I can remember...

98 Shake!

Boom! Boom! Nigel Gruff kicks and scores!

Bring it on. It's coming.

Cheers. Cheers.

Do you want a lift? Yeah.

Eggs! That's ripe!

Feel like running the ball? Better give it to Wilkinson.

Football? Football.

Here we go. Don't throw it!

Hold that. Here comes the field goal team.

How are you? Good.

I'll whup a cop's ass! Believe it! I'm a cop.

Iay off. Iighten up

It did look cautious. I could have scored on that!

It's yours, Nigel. ...a 32 yard field goal...

Like you took care of me. Now, Jimmy...

My tight end is deaf. Yeah, I know.

Number 56 recovers the ball. Falco!

Pork rice! I'm Japanese, not Chinese!

Red 38! Hey, man.

Shane Falco. I know.

Thanks. No, really.

That was great, thank you. Thank you.

That's illegal. Think you'll go to football jail?

The mick's right. I'm not a mick! I'm bloody Welsh!

Was it out of bounds? Yes, on 23.

Way to go. You guys kick ass! Thanks.

What's up? Take a ride with me.

Wow. Ow. What?

Yeah. Get on up.

You know how I know that? How?

You're the man! Oh, bollocks!

...95!

...and Santa's coming down the chimney!

...apart from that vomiting thing, which was on Sports Center.

...at 4 p.m. Eastern time.

...because there isn't.

...before the biggest game of their lives.

...beneath the water, those feet are churning a mile a minute.

...gets 700 pounds off of eating this shit.

...if you keep your eyes open...

...no endorsement deals for sneakers...

...red means stop.

...watching the game

...your Washington Sentinels!

"And deliver thee into the hands of brutish men"...

"And I spent oh so many nights Just feeling sorry for myself

"Chokes with the game on the line." ls that what O'Neil said?

"I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

"I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key

"It took all the strength I had not to fall apart

"One good thing about being deaf, you can ignore the assholes."

"Punch 'em, hit 'em Make it last