She's Out of My League (2010) Soundboard Edit

A man poodle. Girls, they want to take you out on a walk.

All right, everybody, give it up one more time for Adult Education!

All right, Stainer, let's get outta here.

All right? And even if it does, just try to be cool, you know,

All right. So, Kirk is leaving on a plane with another girl.

And he also, he has long legs and..

And he's funny, so that's half a point each. That brings him to six.

And I guess we have a problem with communication, and...

And I'm ready for some time on.

And my... Marnie and Ron.

And that five point disparity, that is a chasm.

And that girl that went out with Mick Jagger?

And that's a lot of time off.

And, yes, I lied to my parents because I was worried what they'd think.

Any of this striking you as inappropriate?

Are you in?

Awesome.

Beast won Beauty's love, and he wasn't rich and he wasn't a recording artist.

Because your kiss

Because your kiss

Believe it or not, this has nothin' to do with you.

But, truthfully, Marnie.

Bye, Cam! He seems great. He seems really great.

Check it out. We got about 1 00 peeps coming.

Come on, he couldn't help it. It just, you know, slipped out.

Do you even know how hot you are?

Doesn't mean anything, you know. It's like Greg.

Don't get me wrong. I have no problem with your lifestyle.

Freckled shoulders.

From bein' assholes!

Fuck you... businessman. I'm sorry.

God.

Good night.

Guys, I think this system's ridiculous.

Have a nice flight.

He's lucky.

Hey, excuse me. I'm looking for Molly McCleish?

Hey, Kirk, so are you gonna go to Branson with your folks next month?

Hey!

Hi.

Holy Moses.

Hoping that I have a defect that you can work with?

How much cash do you pocket for a wedding?

I don't

I don't have a problem with Kirk. I have a problem with you dating Kirk.

I don't know. Might be the guy with the new iPhone. Who's this?

I don't want it.

I don't... I can't really abort the mission right now.

I feel like I'm eleven.

I have to go.

I just...

I know how to make any car into a convertible in 1 5 minutes, so...

I know where that is

I know. I, well, I'm not real...

I mean, look at this kid now

I mean, no judgment on Kirky, but the guy's just outgunned here.

I should ask you, did you pack your bags yourself?

I think she just asked me out.

I think that makes you one of the most macho guys alive.

I'm gonna celebrate it with a cake with her face on it.

I'm gonna need some gravy fries when I get back.

I'm just better off

I'm sorry?

I'm well, thank you. How are you?

Is this real silver? This is gorgeous stuff.

It's the Tao of Love. Everybody knows that.

Jeez.

Kirk, Molly's into you.

Kirk?

Kirk.

Kirk. You know that I don't get along with my own parents,

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Captain.

Let's go!

Like Great Expectations

Listen, Kirk

Listen, Kirk, I love you,

Marnie. We were just talking about

Meanwhile, this Molly is a hard ten.

Molly's my sister. She's... up there.

Mom! Kirk said he hated me!

Never consummated. Totally platonic relationship.

Nice to meet you.

No, Stainer, I'm not terminally ill. Thank you for your concern.

No. l... Devon, tonight is just a night

No. No, I don't. I... Aw, shoot.

Oh, God

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I don't mind.

Oh, man!

Oh, please. It's no big deal at all. I think we're gonna get goin' now.

Oh, shit

Oh, shit.

Oh, thank you, Stainer!

Oh, well, well, well. Thanks for comin' in, Kettner.

OK. Well,

Patty told me what happened. What can I say? I'm so sorry.

Pickles!

Probably not the best thing to say to the museum director.

Put your... Put your feet up. Really get into a groove.

Raw doggin' some randoms?

She knows a strange amount about hockey.

She's not into me. There are very few things that I am absolutely certain of.

Shoot! Kirky! Kirky!

Shut up, Jack!

So fuck you, Debbie.

So now you know my big secret.

So this is my life. I gotta go.

So... that's...

Sorry I'm late, Fuller.

Stainer, that's just dirty pool. He's at least a six.

Stainer, you were right, buddy.

Take good care of her. She's a special girl.

That is exactly what's happening.

That's me. I'm that guy.

The coolest party I've ever personally been invited to.

The curse of being an attractive woman.

The last time we met wasn't exactly the world's greatest first impression.

The moment when Aladdin went to meet Princess Jasmine.

They are my family. And I'm with Marnie now

They believed us. So now, unfortunately, I need your help.

They're gonna send you to Guantanamo Bay.

Think she's still not wearin' underwear?

This is all my fault. I'm very, very sorry.

This kind of reminds me of my place, except for my place is a total shithole.

True, but we should do cultural events like this more often.

Well, Devon, I would never josh you. She said, "I think your friend is hot."

Well, I don't feel the need to give such secrets away

Well, I don't... I don't really know.

Well, if I reopen that cabin door, that's a 25,000 dollar fine for you.

Well, you think maybe I need help

What else can I say? Let life come to you.

What the hell are you doin' with numbnuts?

What?

What?!

Where do you get this shit?

Why would she bring a friend and give you two tickets?

Why'd it be "list?"

With just a big friggin' oyster in my shorts.

Yeah, I was up first.

Yeah, I'm ecstatic.

Yeah, no shit webbed toes is not a defect!

Yeah!

Yeah. Let's go on a magic carpet ride

Yeah. Or maybe because he's just a nice guy.

Yes, they, they, they let that guy be my boss.

Yes!

You dated Cam and got hurt, so you pick a guy like Kirk because he's safe.

You don't know that. Technology and stuff.

You lied about me to your parents right in front of me!

You... Thank you. You saved my life.

You're here because some other girl has shown interest.

You're so excited about something that you come early.

You're the best guy I know. I won't let you end up with her. You're a ten!

Your kiss I can't resist

"Anything is possible?!" Come on!

Actually, Cam, we haven't... God as my witness, I'll get her back.

After she passes the bar. Yeah

am I right? Fellas such as myself?

And the tickets will be at will call. OK.

Beautiful. Moving.

Birth defect? What is it? I can't tell you that, man.

Can you hold this for me? Why?

Come on! Boarding passes and IDs out.

Damn it! There's always a next time.

Dylan, hey! Sportsmanship. Fuck you!

Dylan! We're all thinkin' it.

Excuse me! Hey!

Fuck you, man! Fuck you! He's such a freak!

Get off! All right, come on.

Got a foolproof moneymaker on the way. You're gonna want to pay attention.

Hello, Cam. What?

Hey, Molly. Hey.

Hey. Hey, Kirk.

How's this work? Seat belt person! Stop. We have a...

I hear this party was all your idea. No, no. This is all Molly's.

I'm a lawyer. You're a lawyer?

I'm doin' this for the baby. Don't be a hero!

Just joking. I'm just joking. You are funny.

Molly! Your boarding pass. Oh, thanks... Kirk.

Mom! Kirk, go play with your brother.

My mom makes awesome meatloaf. Oh, cool

Oh, hi. Hi.

Oh, my God. She's here. What?

Oh, this is Kirk. Hey.

Oh, this is my friend, Devon. Princess Jasmine.

OK, I'll see you guys later. Relax.

or are you workin' top to bottom? Shut up, shut up!

She's beautiful. All that hair!

Shit. Told you we should call ahead.

Sir! It's not about me.

Thank you, Dylan. No, wait for it.

That was lucky. He never saw it, but he stopped it.

That's what I'm talkin' about. Mom?

That's what you've been up to? Yep.

TSA, motherfucker!

Walk! You piece of shit!

We're moving. Where is the package? It's here.

We're safe. Hey, did she say anything about Wendy?

Wendy! Hi! Congratulations, ladies.

What are you doin' here? It was Patty and Stainer's idea.

What are you? You're not better than me

What's your point? Kirk's the best guy I know

Who are you? She's Molly.

Why is she here? She came with me.

Yeah, man. It's so weird!

Yeah, perfect. OK.

Yeah, whatever gets this over with. You're the man, Kirk. Bring it in.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yes, I did. All right, good.

You know, let's go this way. Who is that?

...on your sweater vest

...your friend's hot.