Axe Cop - Season 2 Edit

A brilliant Evil Scientist has kidnapped my true love.

A building, Mark!

A button inside me to blow up the Moon?

A freak squad of mythical creatures who protect all animals.

A live demonstration.

A million years of peace ends today. Huh, time flies, huh?

A planet with a bad guy head?

A real destiny.

A secret nobody knows.

About being bald because everyone has a secret.

Ack.

Actually, I was talking about Bigfoot.

After a successful bad guy massacre.

After all, these three are the last of their kind

After my turn, Grey Diamond's turn,

After that, I used my magic pencil to draw a second Earth in space.

Ah, bomb people. Axe Cop, that is brilliant.

Ah, it's got my leg! My lucky leg!

Ah, right. This trampoline is mine.

Ah, there she is!

Ah, you are so strong, so br... Wait a second...

Ah!

Ah! Oh, no!

Ahem. A ham toast.

Ahem. Oh, actually, Axe Cop,

Ahh hhh!

Ahhhhh. What the...?

Aliens!? This party just got fun.

All over the world.

All right fine. Let's go kill him together.

All right folks, time for "couple skate" competition,

All right, fine.

All right, my first night mission!

All right, Wexter got us on the Moon,

All right! Another hot plate!

All right! Where do you get upgrades?

All the inhabitants on our planet.

All the other idiots on Earth will be dead too.

All the sand people are gone.

All the work in Secret Town

Allow me to demonstrate.

Allow me to present the last platypus!

Allow me to show you around my bad guys greenery.

Almighty Baboon, I command you to spit me out.

Almighty Bear!

Almost all the animals on Earth are dead!

Also golden bladed chainsaws.

Although I obviously wouldn't because my precision is stellar.

American History Museum, how may I direct your call?

Amount they stole dropped on them in change.

Anchors aweigh!

And a cutting ray.

And a million years of peace is over. So I'll never be bored again.

And absorb their powers myself.

And also dying! Hya!

And as such, I will make up some new laws.

And babies are dumb.

And Bigfoot stomp attack to defeat the Extincter

And chopped by the gentleman with the axe.

And compete for big prizes.

And everyone would have to pay to come and get a glimpse of me!

And fall right into our trap.

And get a job, I would give them each a chicken.

And had Uni Man insert them into all the animals he killed.

And has grown an evil, gigantic moon head.

And he can do with them whatever he wishes.

And he is sleeping on a park bench in Arizona City, Arizona.

And he told me there will be 1 million years

And I gotta pawn this A.S.A.Possible.

And I want to chop your head off!

And I want to destroy the Universe!

And I was attacked by a skunk man!

And I won't be able to chop off all their heads.

And I'll be taking the trampoline.

And I'm gonna go find something else awesome to do.

And if he tells anyone, I'll be so embarrassed

And in the event of a tie, the trampoline goes to me.

And kill the Almighty Baboon.

And kill the brilliant Evil Scientist.

And my brain is so smart that everyone's stupidity

And my life started to change.

And next week's couples skate grand prize

And next week's prize is the ultimate space trampoline.

And no holding hands.

And now all my moon people will be able to change

And now for the delicious part... claiming its powers!

And now it's my turn to lead.

And now so are your bad guy plant people.

And now, without Axe Cop here to stop me,

And now... I have to kill you.

And on Friday, it's parole hearing day.

And only bad guys greenery to fertilize their product

And saved everybody.

And shoot everything that moves!

And since you two aren't very good listeners,

And skin you boys, too, just for fun.

And so I went to prison a very angry person

And so...

And soon I'll be the only one.

And soon, thanks to my robot Axe Cop,

And stab themselves in the chest.

And stick your tongue out.

And that's when he accidentally bit our son

And the acceleration of the disease has been stabilized.

And the bears are all hairless,

And the best part is, Axe Cop is helping me to do it.

And the lunch lady!

And then I spent the next one million years

And then I will know sweet brain peace.

And then kill it before it kills Flute Cop.

And then this little peanut right here...

And they are now entering our bloodstreams.

And they have presents for you.

And they named me Koko Mia. We were both half dog.

And they'll go quite nicely with my Arctic tiger,

And they're heading Downtown!

And told me I wasn't allowed to go to the ZOO ever again.

And turned him into this disgusting thing.

And wash your clothes in chocolate milk.

And we brought the ultimate weapon to defeat you.

And will help me win the couples skate.

And with no ocean there would be no barrier

And with the power of this here Grey Diamond,

And write this down. Four, eight, fif...

And you know what? I'm not one to hold my best friends back.

And you know what? I'm not one to hold my best friends back.

And you know who's awesome at sleepovers?

And you practically brought them right to me.

And, uh... Wait, I lost him somehow.

Anita, can you run Uni Baby a bath?

Anita, no time for gasping.

Anyone that steals money Now gets the

Anything you draw with it comes to life.

Apparently, they're having a big countdown party

Are going to attack Earth.

Are you supposed to be like a scary ram or something?

Are you sure you can kill your birth sister?

Are you the last one of all?

Are you trying to get our heads chopped off?!

Argh!

As if baboon pocolypse wasn't bad enough,

As per ushe. And one mysterious envelope.

As punishment for helping a bad guy,

As you know, Satan and his demons are trying to attack Heaven.

At all. Like zero.

At the American History Museum in the ancient Alabama exhibit.

Attention survivors,

Awesome! You don't have to say thank you.

Axe Cop and the Beast Force just left, boss.

Axe Cop has been elected president of the world.

Axe Cop is... bald!

Axe Cop would never tell people to stab themselves.

Axe Cop, buddy, it's "couples" skate,

Axe Cop, catch!

Axe Cop, check it out. I'm gonna be sexy ketchup,

Axe Cop, chop the net!

Axe Cop, come in, Axe Cop. We've got a big problem down here.

Axe Cop, come in.

Axe Cop, come in. This your attack decoy.

Axe Cop, did you bring tweezers?

Axe Cop, does the Warden know you're doing this?

Axe Cop, here's a bag of fan mail from single women,

Axe Cop, hold still!

Axe Cop, I am no volcanologist,

Axe Cop, I'm at the heart. Oh ho ho, it's so gross!

Axe Cop, I'm the King of All Time.

Axe Cop, is your speech over yet?

Axe Cop, what are you doing here?

Axe Cop, what kind of laws?

Axe Cop, you have to save my daughter.

Axe Cop, you've broken every normal cop rule in the book.

Axe Cop! Night mission!

Axe Cop! No! Help!

Axe Cop!? What are you doing?

Axe Cop?

Axe Cop? I thought you just killed us!

Axe Cop? I've heard about you.

Axe Cop. Axe Cop!

Axe Cop's brain.

Axe Cop's brains!

Axe Cop's loyal partner.

Axe Girl, while I thank you for you help,

Axe Girl? From Axe Planet?

Baba Mia!

Baboons, battle stations!

Baboons! Shoot your bullets at them with your guns.

Baboons! We're under a baboon attack!

Baby kid's mom is being held prisoner.

Back then I used my powers to commit crime.

Bad guy heads?

Bad guy plant people...

Bad guys on the whole planet.

Bad guys with their heads still on.

Barf.

Bawk!

Bawk! Bawk bawk.

Be quiet! Grey Diamond, who won?

Be that as it may, the normal cop rules are as follows:

Bear army, kill all the baboons!

Bear pet, now!

Bearopolis is amazing!

Beast Force... you're gonna show me where you found this.

Because being embarrassed is my greatest weakness.

Because ham is even better than birthday cake!

Because he doesn't get unemployment if he quits. I told him that.

Because he doesn't get unemployment if he quits. I told him that.

Because I couldn't protect my half dog parents.

Because I like my head right where it is,

Because I'm really good at drawing.

Because this is about to be your last supper!

Because we're never leaving.

Because why else would there be

Best friend!

Better animals that people would be excited to see.

Better. Flute Cop, you're up.

Big guy, got some gun bills for you.

Bigfoot! Super secret stomp attack!

Bigfoot? He's real?

Bite it now!

Break through its bones with your face, and bite it in the heart.

Breaking news

Bring me all the evil in the capital!

Bring my daughter back, evil aliens!

Bring the ultimate space trampoline back to the station.

Brothers and sisters, please do not grow weary,

Buenas tardes, Doctor Maracas!

But after we win you are automatically dumped,

But all we could find was his beast watch.

But aren't volcanoes too hot to go inside of?

But Axe Cop says he has a plan.

But first, I would like to ask you one important question while we're talking.

But for everybody else, it's the absolute worst thing you can be.

But he's not trying to bite my neck.

But here I am safe. Even the animals can't hurt me.

But hold on to hope. For I, Flute Cop, am with you.

But how? There aren't any bombs on the Moon.

But I also wear my hat to hide my most embarrassing secret.

But I don't want to leave. Prison is the best!

But I should lead because I can use my lobster antennas

But I thought you were my new best friend.

But I'll never hit a moving target that fast with my eyes closed!

But I'm getting a little impatient.

But if the dial was ever stuck on a super Moon,

But if there isn't any water...

But if you join me, you can be half of everything!

But instead of thanking me, they fired me!

But know this, I am your loyal partner and I'm going to

But maybe you have some ideas, hm?

But now that I've brilliantly tricked you here,

But one day, while I was out hunting for lobster

But one night around dinner time...

But people got tired of seeing the same old monkeys and lions.

But that doesn't make any sense.

But that was months ago.

But the reason I'm here

But the Secret President is still alive.

But there is one problem, you see.

But turns out the grey diamond has no powers.

But we must hurry. Where's the trampoline?

But yes, I agree that learning is dumb.

But you did, buddy, and I love babies, you know that.

But you know that diamond you keep calling about?

But you know who is?

But you look like a pretty confident guy.

But, Axe Cop, the president is dead!

But, let's make this interesting.

But, you will always be gross to me. And dumb.

By two perfect axes at the same time.

Can tell you your destiny if you listen really closely.

Causes me tremendous... brain pain!

Chop off real Axe Cop's stupid head.

Chop your head off, Axe Cop.

Chop!

Chopper to base, chopper to base.

Chosen one to defeat me?

Chubby here might make a nice rug for my ping pong room.

Chupacabra leg!

Codes for all the nuclear weapons in the world

Come here, shh shh.

Congratulations. What a show.

Correct. He has a huge army of animal brain eating hunters.

Crying? Fighting elephants don't cry.

Cuff him, boys.

Dad! Daddy! Dad, where are you?!

Dada!

Dear Evil Scientist,

Dear God, my friend, please take us

Diamond for a head before I pawned it for $15.

Diamond theories of my day.

Did you open all of President Axe Cop's presents?!

Did you say, prizes? Okay.

Do not touch my presents. I'll know if you do.

Doctor, it's time to face the facts.

Don't be stupid. I killed Maurice.

Don't embarrass yourself.

Don't ever touch my axe again.

Don't let her touch that moon dial!

Don't worry, bonzo, no one's giving up on...

Don't worry, Vampire Man baby kid.

Don't worry, you are going to be my sacrificial offering

Don't you mean on the Moon?

Done. Submit.

Drink the best water juice and eat the best water cake.

Dude, this is Axe Cop, okay? He's never steered us wrong before.

Earth so they can enter our blood and kill the baboons.

Earth, I am Axe Cop, president of the world.

Eating the bad guys is making them bigger!

Eh, don't matter. Nobody wants his stupid brain anyhow.

Eh, it's pretty decent.

Even me... Uncle Axe.

Even through I would have been fine without your help.

Every second of the day, he never stopped working,

Everybody, look!

Everyone has to open their kitchen drawers,

Except me. His name is Larry, the almighty human,

Excuse me, police officers with axes,

Explain yourself, chicken man.

Extincter! Looks like your hunters fell

Fetch me my tiger cuffs and shark nets.

Fight the animals. The animals are all very good fighters.

Finally, I am not bored!

Fine, I'm going back to my own time and turning back into a man.

Fine, just this once. Let's go!

Fine. I would never want to hold your hand anyway,

Fine. I'll try it.

First of all, I'm the best at killing bad guys.

First order of business, we're going to talk

First place, Axe Cop and Axe Girl.

Flute Cop is only loyal to me,

Flute Cop, I command you to command the Almighty Bear pet

Flute Cop, order it to shrink down all the bears on

Flute Cop, quick, chew through the stomach,

Flute Cop, take a bath in tomato juice...

Flute Cop, you stay here and monitor the extinctometer.

Flute Cop's turn, Sockarang's turn,

Follow me.

For every one bad guy's head I plant, I can grow a thousand

For him to come over on my best friend calling watch.

For the end of peace countdown party.

For the money, you fool.

For the oldest hunting trick in the book..

From Axe Cop loyal partner, the Flute Cop.

From finishing what we started.

From getting Axe Cop's soul.

From hell. And people are wondering where the heck is Axe Cop?

From his evil vampire father. What do you say?

From that day on, I've been God's friend

From the moon people, who are normally very weak.

Geez. This is awful. Oh no!

Get with the program, Flute Cop!

Get you out of here before you can finish the alphabet.

Go ahead, evil robot Axe Cop,

Go extinct, we could use the brains of the last ones

Go f fff find a pen

Go get help, Vampire Man baby kid!

God said there would be a million years of peace

God, Axe Cop and his team have arrived.

God, I'm here for you, scaredy cat!

God?

God? You're a girl? But all girls are on the dumb list.

Good job, little chicky. Axe Cop won't be a problem now.

Good morning, sweetie. Say hi to daddy.

Good, because they're disgusting.

Got an orphan down below, bringing him in.

Gotcha! Tranq 'em, boys!

Great story. I'll give you $15 for it.

Great. Wexter!

Grey Diamond, get the desk!

Grey Diamond, hide the ultimate space trampoline

Grey Diamond, let's go!

Grey Diamond, you're in charge of judging.

Grey Diamond, you're in charge of the phones. Bye.

Grey Diamond!

Grey Diamond? What are you doing here?

Grey Diamond.

Grey Diamond...

Grey, did you see this?

Guards, grab him!

Guess I don't need this stupid thing anymore.

H'ya!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha! And now it's too late to stop me.

Ha! Those horns are funny.

Half lobster, half dog with a human head.

Has recently been infected with horse measles

Have a double secret... an ultimate robot lives

Have fun, Axe Cop.

Have you been looking for mayonnaise this whole time?

Have you ever seen anything so lethal?

Have you looked outside lately?!

He died from eating poisoned candy canes.

He does? I don't know, Axe Cop,

He doesn't talk to his wife anymore!

He hasn't left his room in months.

He said a million years of peace on Earth.

He sent me here. We're friends. No big deal.

He told me your evil plan. I told him you already told me.

He turned them microscopic,

He'd chop their heads off himself. Unless...

He's crazy! Don't listen to him!

He's got the Washington Monument, the sharpest

He's too big! What are we gonna do?

Hee haw!

Hee haw!

Hell Chicken has summoned the Hell Chicken zombie apocalypse.

Hell Chicken zombie apocalypse!

Hell Chicken zombies, remove Axe Cop's hat!

Hello, Mr. Secret President, sir.

Here comes the giant dinosaur with food for the little baby.

Here comes the snaky tiger!

Here in Washington, DC, the ham capital of America.

Here is your big prize.

Here you go. Bloop.

Here, take your flute.

Here's your ham, boys.

Hexter here has unlimited bullets.

Hey, Axe Cop, maybe I can tag along on this one?

Hey, Axe Cop, you okay? Your face looks like it's melting.

Hey, bro, you got any of those purple vitamin C gummies left?

Hey, buddy, you're not gonna believe this,

Hey, Grey, you got anymore candy we can throw at them?

Hey, I'm free! I'm free!

Hey, let go of Axe Cop's soul!

Hey, look!

Hey, maybe you should try the ham, Axe Cop?

Hey, Sergeant G, my old partner! High fives!

Hey, the baboons are gone! You did it, Axe Cop!

Hey, wait a second, it's Axe Cop!

His father was a vampire.

His job was to protect the dial that controls the phases of the Moon.

Hmm, I always have wanted to kill an evil vampire.

Hmm, not bad for a triceratops. Wexter is, of course, better.

Hmm. Where'd you get that, ace?

Hmm... Mmm...

Hmm... now, if I was a Bigfoot,

Hmmm.

Ho ho ho ho!

Hold him still, Flute Cop.

Honestly, I wouldn't worry about it, buddy.

Honey, can you get that?

Hoot hoot hoot. Hoot.

Hoot!

Hoot!

Hot chocolate, a fancy hat, laughing children.

How are we going to find a microscopic baboon?

How are we gonna get to Heaven?

How are we supposed to fight that?

How do we know that the Extincter doesn't already have him?

How do you feel knowing you'll probably never have to

How'd you get him to scoop ice cream for you?

Huh, I could have sworn he knew our names.

Huh? Flute Cop's in trouble.

Huh? Look at you. Poor little skunk.

Hya!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

I already got a destiny.

I already thought of that.

I already told you.

I am going to the oval office and never coming out ever again!

I am now president of the world.

I became such a good guy that they let me out early.

I bid you good evening, Axe Cop.

I brought Jr. Cobbb back to life using a health potion.

I brought you Axe Cop.

I call upon the ancient words...

I can do whatever I want!

I can do whatever I want!

I can execute my genius plan.

I can help you solve this problem.

I can speed read. Oh man!

I can't do much about their heads,

I can't fight you right now.

I can't help them, Uncle Axe. Hell Chicken knows my secret.

I can't kill one sister to save another.

I can't talk now. I'm infiltrating the Extincter's base

I cannot figure that guy out.

I chopped the Extincter's brain into tiny pieces

I couldn't have done it without you.

I couldn't have done it without you.

I decided I didn't want to be a bad guy anymore.

I decided to get rid of all the animals

I did kill you. But then I un killed you.

I don't have to share them with you. Hexter!

I don't help babies, especially on night missions!

I don't know if I can handle this... Ah! Flamingos are gone!

I don't know one person who doesn't love therapy.

I don't know, I think Sockarang ate them.

I don't know. Something doesn't feel right about this.

I don't need one. I'm already perfect.

I even dipped into Uni Baby's college fund.

I get it seven days a week, and she can have it zero.

I got a better idea. Check this out.

I got a great idea. Go kill him.

I gotta do something! Ah!

I guess he really did have a plan after all.

I guess it was all just a waste of time then.

I guess there is a downside to a million years of peace.

I guess we're just gonna have to cut it out.

I have a better idea.

I have a destiny and it's to protect Axe Cop?!

I have come to offer you a fat human sacrifice

I have no gender. This is simply my voice.

I have no idea, 'cause that's not easy. I mean, I'm not ashamed

I have to go on an important night mission.

I have to head back to Axe Planet now,

I have to wear a bear disguise to blend in.

I have traveled all the way from the beach to...

I have two more dead bad guys coming your way.

I haven't heard that name in years, bro.

I I I I I don't have one!

I I tried to kill him last time.

I just never been around so much death before.

I just picked the best voice.

I knew they'd be perfect for the job.

I knew you'd come back for me.

I knew you'd save me.

I know it seems bleak, but we're pooling all our money

I know, but this is an emergency.

I lectured on some of the most controversial

I look forward to leading us on this mission, Axe Cop.

I love ham so much that from this day forward,

I love this place.

I love you!

I love you.

I mean, he's just a baby. He doesn't pick up on nuances.

I mean, the baboons are everywhere inside of us,

I mean, who am I supposed to root for?

I named it...

I need a partner now.

I need a partner now.

I need you to defend this sacred place.

I need you to go to talking gorilla planet with me

I never saw my sister again.

I now prefer the trebuchet. Ahem, Axe Girl,

I now prefer the trebuchet. Ahem, Axe Girl,

I only married this vampire to get close enough to his moon dial.

I only married you to escape boredom!

I present to you the most powerful woman

I promised your father

I relocated every single person to Earth 2.

I saved you!

I say we stab ourselves in the chest.

I should never have brought you along, Flute Cop.

I take it you enjoyed the skunk brain?

I think I can pick the lock.

I think President Axe Cop has finally lost it.

I think we should be safe now. Why don't you guys get some naptime?

I think you're mispronouncing "now!"

I thought they were shipping you out

I told them if they'd agree to take a shower

I told them if we let some of the boring species

I used to love animals. In fact, I worked at a ZOO.

I volunteered to work with homeless people.

I vote we help the little guy save his mom

I vowed to protect my new, nice sister from any harm,

I wanna do whatever I want.

I want a nice, clean jump here,

I want to do whatever I want!

I was a bad guy.

I was just waiting for your old chum Bigfoot

I was layin' low, bidin' my time

I will adopt you and I will raise you as my own.

I will allow you to be my pretend boyfriend

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will chop your heads off!

I will draw a giant bad guy

I will open the bidding for bad guy army at... $1.

I wouldn't know.

I wouldn't quit until we found a cure for baboon rage.

I, Hasta Mia, hereby rename my new planet

I... am bald.

I'd like to present you with a gift for a job well done

I'll auction my bad guys army off to the highest bidder,

I'll be home in a couple of hours!

I'll be right there, city boy.

I'll chop your head off!

I'll chop your head off! Ha'!

I'll chop your...

I'll chop your...

I'll chop your...

I'll go after Satan!

I'll go first, since mine is the best.

I'll tell ya, the paperwork involved with top notch police work

I'll try to make this as painless as possible.

I'm a husky guy, I could pass for a bear.

I'm coming for you, old friend.

I'm counting on it. Let's go!

I'm dispatching some of my finest hunters as we speak.

I'm going on the internet to find a girlfriend

I'm going to dedicate my life to the enjoyment of ham!

I'm going to go back in time and get Ice Vikings.

I'm gonna be half man... half everything!

I'm gonna change into a Hell Chicken zombie.

I'm gonna miss being the last hope of mankind.

I'm in the middle of changing our baby.

I'm just a regular guy that used to have a giant

I'm not listening to you. I need to be in a couple so I can win

I'm obviously talking about Axe Cop. Who else would do that?

I'm on my way to a party. They're serving water cake!

I'm proud of myself.

I'm really worried about President Axe Cop.

I'm so sorry this is taking so long.

I'm so sorry, darling, we are fresh out of birthday cake.

I'm sorry, Lord Muchacho.

I'm sure he's here somewhere.

I'm the better skater, I had the best moves,

I'm wearing hypno proof sunglasses!

I've been bit.

I've been training them to go on night missions with me.

I've built the world's greatest ham restaurant

I've got to get back to prison. It's Friday.

Ice Viking horns freeze acid goo.

If I chop off my side better, I get to keep the trampoline.

If I was water cake, where would I be?

If only we could understand what he is trying to tell us.

If the evil aliens give the planet a new name that rhymes with

Impossible! Every day is my birthday!

In 10, nine, eight...

In a top secret engineering lab filled with baboons.

In any case, time to practice our moves. Lace up, Axe Girl!

In the end, the bears returned to Bearopolis.

In the name of God, put down that ham immediately!

In the temple of the Almighty Bear.

In two thirds of the world: the Water Queen.

Inside of me is to karate kick me

Into eating poisoned tacos, then watching them die."

Into our bloodstreams,

Into their true form...

Into this part and listen into this part!

Is because I'm the best at winning prizes.

Is done by bad guys I killed and brought back to life.

Is ham the greatest food ever made?

Is that right?

Is that the best you've got, God?

Is the one with the purple bum.

Is the ultimate space trampoline.

It began like most things:

It has a freeze ray.

It is one of my favorite things about myself.

It is time, Axe Cop.

It makes me melt... literally.

It says here that we need to go visit the Almighty Bear.

It says right here that the Almighty Baboon

It was a waste of time... until you showed up.

It was Axe Cop and Flute Cop!

It was great seeing you, son

It will not try to hypnotize you. It's just for learning.

It's a letter made of water. "Dear Axe Cop.

It's alien chopping time!

It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Secret President.

It's art, really.

It's bath time and we have absolutely no water!

It's bears!

It's been a week since we introduced the bears

It's called an interplanetary couples therapy retreat.

It's gonna be a long night.

It's grey.

It's grey. It's grey.

It's helping me become the strongest, smartest animal on Earth.

It's just a couple of seconds. What could happen?

It's just a shame all those pigs had to die.

It's my destiny to protect you.

It's my ultimate space trampoline, I won!

It's not like you have any powers, proper training

It's our only option. I knew this day would come,

It's pretty scientific, actually. Uses love algorithms and whatnot

It's the normal ZOO.

It's the secret hideout of Bigfoot's team,

It's time to kill Satan!

It's time to summon the Hell Chicken zombie apocalypse.

It's your destiny.

Jackalope horns!

Jr. Cobbb here from the planet of talking gorillas.

Jr. Cobbb, where is the brilliant Evil Scientist?

Just like everyone on Earth. You're dumb!

Just like we agreed on.

Just like we agreed on.

Just take a bite, buddy. If you don't like it,

Keeping the world free of disease.

Kevin, Roger, get this raccoon to safety!

Kill each other.

Larry went back to sleep and for Axe Cop, well...

Lava!

Let me explain how this will work.

Let me just dig in.

Let me tell you your actual origin story,

Let your ears be your eyes. Flute Cop, take it away.

Let's do this. I just hope I don't accidentally

Let's get it on, and let's have fun, and let's jump!

Let's get these three back to the lodge. We'll use 'em as Bigfoot bait.

Let's go inside a mouse's imagination!

Let's go live to hear what the best president ever has to say.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's start killing them!

Liborg!

Liborg! Which is why, while you were talking, I signaled

Like this? Can you see me?

Look at what the Rainbow Princess gave Axe Cop.

Look, a Tear Sparrow! It must be from my adopted sister,

Look, it's evil Rhino Man!

Look! A gold TV!

Look! That must be the tower where Vampire Man

Look. There's still one Bigfoot.

Looks like someone saved the Water Queen.

Looks like you're about to explode. Signed, Axe Cop.

Looks like your embarrassing secret is: You're dead.

Lord Diamond! You're supposed to be on display

Lord, I'm coming home to you.

Love it. Grey Diamond!

Loyal bad guy people, kill Axe Cop.

Make it quick, attack decoy, I'm watching "Uncle Axe."

Many, many, many bad guys are coming to kill us.

Mark Frankenstein? No one respects you

May I introduce Chef Philip, the greatest ham cook on Earth.

Maybe I can help with that.

Maybe I'll have a little snack in the meantime.

Maybe you two can work together on the solution here.

Me? But I don't even have a battle cry.

Me? No no. You go kill him.

Mm mmm!

Mmm.

Mommy's got something she's been waiting a long time to do.

Monday is gym day.

Morning tea, sir.

Moustache, cop outfit, full head of hair,

Mr. Chicken Chickenslice, you shoot chickens at that monument!

Mr. President, may I present the great wizard Artist Rabbit?

Must be a new model.

My baby!

My dear sir, I hope you understand

My diamond hunting days are long behind me, best friend.

My diamond is not stinging at all.

My hat is amazing. I wear it for many reasons.

My hunters! It's time to unveil the latest addition

My merwizards are evil aliens!

My mom used to make me eat 'em all the time to stay healthy.

My name ain't Rooster. It's Lord Diamond!

My name is Flute Cop.

My name is Flute Cop.

My name is Mr. Chicken Chickenslice.

My only job is to kill bad guys and I'm already the best at it.

My parents wouldn't let her do what she wanted.

My pleasure.

My power is the ability to shoot chickens out of my brain

My powers weren't strong enough to get away,

My real parents were half human and half German shepherds.

My real sister is destroying the Universe!

My sister always wanted to do whatever she wanted.

My team is Hell Chicken zombies now?

My theory was right! Diamonds can tell you your destiny.

My turn again, then your turn.

My word, God.

Mysterious Axe Beast!

Nailed it.

Nessie neck!

Never bother me again with your stupid ideas.

Never! You lied to me!

Nice sister: the Water Queen.

Nice. Ralph Wrinkles, go!

No inviting Ice Vikings to our time and absolutely no axes!

No need. Hoot!

No need. When I sleep it's only for two minutes.

No no no no...

No no no. That's what I'm saying, I don't have a battle cry.

No no, don't worry about it, no. I I... I understand.

No no. My parents thought "Frankenstein"

No one can hypnotize me!

No one knows if he's gonna be a good guy or a bad guy.

No one's ever gonna find it under your bed.

No oooo!

No oooo!

No streams, no estuaries, not even the ocean.

No woman on Earth is good enough for me.

No, Axe Cop, Earth is a lost cause!

No, I know, I know. When I say someone,

No, just taking it for another spin.

No, last night, I prayed to god.

No, only you are doomed.

No, she's the bad guy, not me.

No, they can't.

No!

No!

No! I don't like trying new things!

No! I don't want to kill them.

No! No!

No! No! You are ruin everything!

No! That is not what I meant!

No! The president that died was the normal president

No! Wait! Spare our lives!

No.

No. I was afraid if anyone found out

No. I'm saving the best party!

No. I'm the leader.

No. I'm your real dad that you don't know about.

No. Now I did.

No. There is only one thing we can do.

No. You used up your turn telling your story.

Nobody can do whatever they want, except me!

Nobody cuts this diamond!

Nobody's been able to pull this diamond out.

Nooo!

Nope. He's saying inside the Moon.

Nope... I'm holding two.

Not even from the normal police.

Not for me because I have the ultimate robot in my head.

Not if I eat them first. I already removed their brains

Not on talking gorilla planet. Uh!

Not so fast, Almighty Baboon!

Not someone, Axe Cop.

Not this volcano.

Nothing!

Now face me!

Now for my ultimate weapon!

Now go try out your moves on those evil lumberjacks.

Now I have no choice but to embarrass you to death.

Now I'm a man of the law.

Now I'm just bored in a different way.

Now it's time to go kill an evil vampire.

Now let's go eat some birthday cake.

Now let's go kill an evil vampire, Spider Bear Cop!

Now listen closely, I need to tell you your destiny.

Now me and my super werewolf brothers and sisters

Now punch the ground super hard. It'll launch us into space.

Now stand back. Cut through him if you have to.

Now that I have all the power in the Universe,

Now use your spider leg bear claws

Now we've got bear mageddon!

Now you get to go to Heaven Heaven.

Now you're stuck inside Larry, the Secret President

Now, go! Take to the wilderness, my brethren...

Now, Mr. President, tell me the launch

Now, that's why we brought you two together.

Now? Uh, okay.

Of course I am, I'm Axe Cop. You are my new girlfriend

Of course.

Of everyone on Earth.

Of peace on Earth.

Oh boy, I think I've been spotted.

Oh god!

Oh great. What's your upgrade?

Oh hey, there's my house. Can you just drop us off right there?

Oh man, it's Axe Cop.

Oh my god, the baboons are gone! Axe Cop's the best!

Oh my goodness. Are you seeing this?

Oh my gosh!

Oh no, Axe Cop.

Oh no, moon people.

Oh no!

Oh no! Zombie!

Oh no.

Oh no. This is not a fighting ZOO.

Oh Wexter! Thank goodness!

Oh yeah, nothing like a celebratory piece of birthday cake

Oh yeah! You know me so well, mail guy.

Oh, and by the way, that diamond they found? It's grey.

Oh, Axe Cop, take a closer look.

Oh, bro. The Grey Diamond.

Oh, come on, Axe Cop just defeated Goo rilla

Oh, Flutey, you've been my last hope since I first met you.

Oh, I get it now.

Oh, I'm not going to kill you, dummy.

Oh, I'm so happy I can keep waitressing.

Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have snapped at you, man.

Oh, it was exactly a tie! That's so weird.

Oh, it's for me from Axe Cop.

Oh, no no.

Oh, no one's here.

Oh, no, Axe Cop!

Oh, no, no. Shh, shh!

Oh, no! Axe Cop, his butt's turning purple.

Oh, no! There's something else headed our way!

Oh, no. They're growing bad guys.

Oh, ooh la la, you are too kind, Axe Cop.

Oh, sorry, sorry. We'll rewrap them. I swear.

Oh, that's a great battle cry: I protect Axe Cop's soul!

Oh, that's adorable.

Oh, that's too bad.

Oh, we don't kill them. We only take the hind legs.

Oh, whoa!

Oh, you're itchy? That's weird. I am not itchy at all.

Oh, you're kidding me. Flute twirl!

Oh! Huh?

Oh! I bet he's gonna use it to stab God!

Oh! Madam first lady Abraham Lincoln,

Oh! Oh, no! Look how red my butt is!

Oh! There's nothing to do.

Oh! Tough crowd.

Oh. And for you, s...

Okay, boys, hold up.

Okay, goodbye.

Okay, this is gonna taste terrible.

Okay! I'll just be here by myself,

Old Grey Diamond here, he lands on his feet.

Old Grey Diamond here, he lands on his feet.

On night missions, I always chop off bad guys' heads.

Once Goo rilla is frozen I will chop his head off.

Once I absorb his powers, no one will be able to stop us

Once I eat their brains.

Once I eat your friends' brains and steal their powers.

One day, at the scene of the fire

One day, at the scene of the fire

One day, at the scene of the fire the cop found the perfect axe.

One day, at the scene of the fire the cop found the perfect axe.

One day, at the scene of the fire,

One day, at the scene of the fire,

One day, at the scene of the fire,

One day, at the scene of the fire,

One day, at the scene of the fire,

One day, the scene of the fire.

One problem. You can't kill me.

One question, though. How did you manage

One who can defeat the Almighty Baboon.

Only one left

Only the best hiding place ever! Behind a waterfall!

Only use a gun, no going back in time,

Ooh la la. This one's from France.

Ooh, I'm so scared of Satan.

Ooh! Oh, my flute!

Operatives from the adoption agency found you

Or fighting skills. So you don't need a battle cry.

Or should I say, "mail friend"?

Or will I have to train you?

Or your crazy diamond theories.

Our boss is just gonna love adding you to his collection.

Our eyes.

Our job here is done, Flute Cop.

Our once beautiful planet of Tutukaka

Our plan is working! The sand people are almost gone!

Our world is in trouble.

Ow, I think I got a splinter.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Axe Cop, how much further?

Owl army? Where did all those cute owls get those little axes from?

P.S. There will be water cake"!

Parole is granted. Congratulations, you are free to go.

Partially melted face. No? All right.

Pat your head and rub your stomach.

Peachy.

Phase two of our plan, complete.

Pinch her head off.

Please don't bite me!

Please don't tell the missus.

Please let me out of this cage.

Please, will you help us?

Police! Police!

Porcupine attack!

Presents?

President Axe Cop,

Problem solved.

Protect it from who?

Protect the Diamond!

Pull out their favorite knife,

Put the ZOOs out of business

Quick! Everybody, hop on!

Quick! We're gonna to have to amputate!

Quiet, quiet, quiet.

Revenue declined.

Rhino Man was one of the baddest

Right on time, mail guy.

Right, Axe Cop? Axe Cop?

Satan and his demons have taken control of the Earth!

Satan's preparing to march on Heaven. We must go there now and protect it.

Secret Town's the best.

See you later, Flute Cop.

See you there, fat guy and jewel hat.

Senja, Rintamaiki, attack!

Separating the sharks and the tigers.

Seriously, God told me to tell you that.

Set her free, evil vampire!

Shall I wake you in the morning?

She got so mad that she did a terrible thing.

She is crying because she is the only raccoon

She is the source of all the water on Earth.

She says bad hunters have been sweeping the forests.

She'd make the ultimate wife for the ultimate man.

She's gonna use it to attack Earth!

She's just going to the mall.

Shh, shh, come on, little guy. Shh, shh.

Shh!

Should lead us to Bigfoot in no time.

Shouting and pouting stops healing and feeling.

Show us the way.

Shush! That was supposed to be a secret.

Shush. Go on, Mr. Chicken Chickenslice.

Signed, the King of All Time.

Since they're already awake all night,

Singles, you need to clear the roller rink now.

Slap dab between my shoulders.

So am I.

So get a good night's sleep. Lights out.

So he adopted me and I grew up with a new,

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

So his father got so mad, he tried to bite his mother.

So hungry!

So I bet you're wondering why I don't look like my father,

So I can finish this apoca bawk alypse!

So I can whisper a secret to you.

So I can win the ultimate space trampoline!

So I changed my plan a little.

So I went to the heads of the ZOO with an idea.

So pointy.

So tell me, do you already know how to rollerskate

So the ancients have sent their so called

So they are too ashamed to bite.

So we can win the grand prize.

So you guys keep fighting crime

So you guys keep fighting crime

So, he had tryouts and hired a partner.

So, I won the prize. Oh, and you're dumped. Bye.

So... I was a bomb copy the whole time?

Sockarang, go!

Some miners in Alabama found a diamond.

Somehow I expected you to be bigger. Pathetic!

Someone's gotta stop all this! Where's Axe Cop?

Something about this sounds really suspicious.

Sometimes old people forget things.

Sometimes old people forget things.

Son of a gun, Bigfoot is real. I wonder what else is

Son, don't talk with your mouth full.

Soon after, you were adopted by the Smartists.

Soon Axe Cop will find the perfect girlfriend

Soon we'll add the elusive last Bigfoot to our collection.

Sorry, son. Bobber and Gobber Smartist are not

Sounds good. Okay, bye.

Space law... learn it. Tear Sparrow...

Spanish giraffe, kangaroo, and all the others...

Stab.

Stand down, Jackalope. It's just Axe Cop.

Step one, I chop your head off.

Stop right there!

Stronger and worser new bad guys.

Super werewolves.

Supposedly my last crop of bad guys

Sure thing, Axe Cop.

Sven, Svoren, Svaaren, Vjorgen,

Take a bite of my secret double shrink attack!

Take a look around. Tell me what you see.

Tasted terrible but it let me stink up this place to great effect.

Teaching myself how to draw.

Team, time to work on our battle cries.

Tell me you're holding a sweet halloween catalogue!

Thank you for being my biggest fan.

Thank you for making this so easy, Axe Girl.

Thank you for saving me from the Tutukaka tail,

Thank you, owl army.

Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you. Now I must go give a big speech

Thanks for saving me, Axe Cop.

That doesn't concern me. I'm a professor now... of children.

That he used to be a normal happy baby

That I was bald I would be so embarrassed

That I will melt away... literally.

That means you, police guy with the axe.

That President Axe Cop has joined the celebration.

That was boring. Is it time to talk to God yet?

That was the day he became ... Axe Cop!

That was the day he became Axe Cop!

That was the day he became Axe Cop!

That was the day he became Axe Cop!

That was the day he became Axe Cop!

That was the day he became Axe Cop!

That was the day he became... Axe Cop!

That was the day he became... Axe Cop!

That was the day he became... Axe Cop!

That was the day he became... Axe Cop.

That will be all, butler. I am going to bed.

That will neutralize the smell

That's because all the water on Earth is gone.

That's correct. You're going to love the Water Queen.

That's great!

That's impossible. Bobber Smartist was my dad.

That's not Axe Cop!

That's super convenient. Where is it?

That's the dumbest plan I've ever heard. I have a better plan.

That's the worst battle cry ever.

That's weird, I've never seen them on one of your night missions.

That's when I became

That's why God gave you ears, Mr. Chicken Chickenslice.

The Almighty Baboon has taken our bait.

The army wants to cut it up and sell it to get rich.

The baboons became good guys and live inside us all,

The baboons prayed to the Almighty Baboon.

The bad guys get to exercise and I chop their heads off.

The bad guys get to watch movies and I chop their heads off.

The bad guys we grow are just too bad.

The brilliant Evil Scientist has my true love.

The city of bears.

The cop found the perfect axe

The cop found the perfect axe.

The cop found the perfect axe.

The cop found the perfect axe.

The cop found the perfect axe.

The cop found the perfect axe.

The cop found the perfect axe.

The cop found the perfect axe.

The dial... it's broken. I can't turn it back.

The Diamond did not choose you.

The evil Warden's head; going once, going twice!

The Extincter.

The Extincter. That's the bad guy

The extinctometer says that all skunks are extinct!

The fighting ZOO is a ZOO where they let you

The Grey Diamond chose you to protect Axe Cop.

The holy chamber's been breached.

The jester!

The King of All Time cordially invites you

The King of All Time could tell how sad I was,

The legendary Grey Diamond holds unlimited power.

The Moon has a self destruct button.

The Moon will self destruct

The Moon's not a super moon, so they're weak.

The mutated moon head needs to be destroyed

The Mysterious Beast Force.

The new fish is Axe Cop.

The ocean is gone now.

The one and only Axe Cop, here in my prison.

The one nobody ever knew about.

The only animal on Earth.

The only way to activate the self destruct button

The perfect city. Down there!

The pigs get little carts.

The planet you're from was destroyed. You escaped in a meteor.

The president never even saw it coming.

The rams will never ram.

The rest of you, take Flute Cop and I to the secret volcano.

The sharks went to the tigers!

The souls of everything are getting sucked up

The star on my hat shoots laser beams to help me fight bad guys.

The tigers didn't come to the sharks.

The tigers should have been here by now to attack

The ultimate space trampoline at the couples skate.

The way I figure it is, if the devil got big eating bad guys,

The whole world is being attacked by Hell Chicken zombies...

The woods.

Their name, it will give them all the power in the Universe.

Then I drew a factory that made bomb copies

Then I wrote this note and pinned it onto Flute Cop.

Then I'd be the only game in town.

Then nothing's keeping the sharks and the tigers from an all out war.

Then she killed my lobster and got lobster blood all over me.

Then you can get big eating good guys.

There are evil babies on the loose!

There are some important world leaders down there.

There are too many of them!

There is a grabbing ray

There is a heat ray...

There is no one left to fight.

There is nothing keeping the sharks and tigers from going to war.

There she goes. Girls are so dumb.

There was a time when I wasn't a good guy.

There was no one there. What the heck?

There will be no cure without the help of the president.

There, he is dead. Now let Maurice go.

There! In that tree is the slide to Bearopolis,

There! The volcano!

There's a good baboon.

There's a Vampire Man baby kid terrorizing the city.

There's no time for secret passwords.

There's only one hope.

There's so much red tape bureaucracy with normal justice.

These bad guy plants into contributing members of society.

These people have put the last of their hope... in me.

These two should dance.

They could be listening right now.

They even took away all my pet animals, my only friends.

They look like people, but are set to detonate

They named my sister Hasta Mia

They say change is good. I know ham is good.

They were a perfect happy family

They were gonna tell you but eventually they forgot.

They worship him like a god.

They would all turn into super werewolves and attack Earth.

They're a peaceful people.

They're all going to stab themselves because they're all so stupid!

They're in my fist.

They're ninjas. No one sees them, Flute Cop

This doesn't make any sense.

This is a dress up party.

This is for kicking me out of Heaven!

This is going to be the worst experience

This is my destiny. Goodbye, son.

This is the best $15 I've ever spent, bro.

This mutation is relentlessly consuming

This was smart to hide it under here. At least nobody found it.

This way!

Those are Hell Chicken zombies!

Those aren't just zombies.

Those bears almost saw... Oh!

Those evil aliens are stealing my daughter!

Three large containers of sugar dip sticks,

Through the Crosstown Bridge, making his way past the museum

Through your stupid, glowing head!

Thursday is family day. Well, you get the idea.

Till I could get my hot lil' hands on the Grey Diamond.

Timber!

Time to go back to hell, chicken.

To announce where the Secret President is?

To attend a water party in the center of the ocean.

To be a great bad guy you need a little good guy inside you.

To Bearopolis! Hyah!

To bring all the dead forest animals back to life?

To combine their powers, create new,

To flood the Sand Planet and drown all the sand people.

To get you out.

To ham!

To Heaven so we can help you fight Satan. Amen.

To help, I will give you and your team angel wings for one day.

To kill the evil alien leader.

To make you my pet!

To our hallowed hall of extinction.

To say that I've done some very questionable things in...

To show that I come in peace.

To show up and try to save his friends,

To shrink us down so we can enter the Secret President,

To stop the super werewolves from destroying Earth

To the Secret President's heart!

Today, I am proud to announce we are the first

Tomorrow we're gonna pick up on how diamonds

Tonight you will hear the best water music,

Too bad your powers don't involve ham.

Tracking them now.

Train me? No one trains me.

Tree frog, antelope, hyena!

Tuesday is movie day.

Turn down the volume on the TV

Two large containers of gummy worms,

Two perfect axes walking right into our trap.

Ugh, fine.

Ugh, fine. We'll chop its head off.

Ugh, I didn't know I could eat that much ham.

Ugh, this is taking too long. You, announce that I

Ugh.

Ugh. Fine, let's go.

Uh, Mr. President, we need you in the gold garden.

Uh... I'm going out to get some mayonnaise.

Uh... the Mysterious Beast Force assemble!

Uh... wait, there are little tiny baboons inside me?

Ultimate space trampolines are boring anyway.

Um, and by the way, you wanna be my boyfriend?

Um, Axe Cop, do you think it's a good idea

Um, Axe Cop? Why did you leave me on Earth

Um, we would me gusta four quatros of your most bueno hammos, por favor.

Umm, I think what he meant to say

Uncle Axe, told me that I don't have to be embarrassed

Uncle Axe's secret is that I, Axe Cop,

Unless, of course, they're prize related and

Until one day his parents got into a fight.

Until we find the Almighty Baboon

Upgrades, yes!

Vampire Man baby kid is moving North on Columbus

Vampire Man baby kid is saying

Viking Cop!

W Wait a minute. What's that?

Wait, Axe Cop.

Wait, so this is the last raccoon on Earth?

Wait, there's a Secret President?

Wait!

Wait. You're world renowned diamond expert

Was a pretty cool name, so they called me Mark Frankenstein.

Was prone to turning on their masters.

Was that I get it all days of the year.

Watch out!

Watching all the animals die...

Water buffalo, gorilla fist, cobra!

Water Queen? Give me a handle.

We all hold hands and pray.

We can do this the hard way or the sharp way.

We can lead you to an even bigger head to chop off.

We checked everywhere. Still no sign of Bigfoot.

We did it, bros, the Evil Scientist and Earth 1 are dead.

We do. They're very happy here.

We don't have to worry about them.

We even got the Beast Force back together.

We fear he may have fallen into the hands of...

We got truckloads of new bad guys coming in tomorrow,

We have to blow up the Moon.

We just lost otters! But that's my favorite animal.

We must find Bigfoot. We can use his super jumps

We must hurry.

We saved you and you're welcome!

We tried to hypnotize you into helping.

We will gladly fight for you.

We'd just like to show you a short educational film.

We're done here.

We're from the beautiful Planet Tutukaka.

We're going to need upgrades.

We're gonna end up in one of these crates.

We're here.

We're peaceful people!

We've been searching for him,

We've been tracking his progress on the extinctometer.

We've just gotten word

Wednesday is game day.

Welcome Axe Cop.

Welcome to Axe Ham, hell beast. I hope you like ham,

Welcome to my pawnshop.

Welcome to the party, Axe Cop. You remember your team?

Welcome, Axe Cop and Axe Girl, we all know relationships

Well, cousin Rooster, for the last time, you git.

Well, hello.

Well, hello. You must be the Flute Cop,

Well, I don't know about that. I mean, some guys can pull it off.

Well, I guess I'll go see what that sunset's all about.

Well, I guess we should start rehabilitating

Well, I've tried every mayonnaise store in town

Well, it's time for me to return to Axe Planet.

Well, my low energy friend, pull up a chair,

Well, no fair! Why don't I get a bear disguise?

Well, she's right about that.

Well, unfortunately, the trampoline goes to me. All right!

Well, what I think we're trying to say is that

Well, you did it, buddy.

Wexter, let's go! Come on, boy.

Wexter!

Wexter!

Wexter!

Wexter!

Wexter!

Wha... What are you doing?

What about Axe Cop?

What are these guys doing with all of these?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? On night missions,

What are you doing?!

What are you having, Axe Cop?

What can I pawn for you today?

What do you mean, "only"?

What do you say?

What have you done, Hasta Mia?

What I was born to do: protect you!

What I've done here is taken that uncertainty and crushed it.

What if the Almighty Baboon finds the Secret President first?

What the heck?

What the heck?

What the heck?

What the heck?

What the heck?

What the heck?

What the heck?

What the heck?

What the heck?

What the heck?!

What the heck?!

What? What evil lumberjacks?

What? Why are you not killing Axe Cop?

What? You can't leave the team!

What?! Wexter!

What's going on?

What's going on? I thought he hated mayonnaise.

What's the big deal? Being bald isn't that bad.

What's the secret password?

What's Uncle Axe's secret?

What's up, bro? I got a big diamond on my head

What's wrong with you, Greg? If we damage these heads

When a child is born,

When I close my eyes. This is my story.

When my head gets chopped off, it just climbs back on.

When they get stabbed.

When you woke up, your instincts kicked in.

When your meteor crashed into the Earth, you were thrown from it.

Where are we?

Where is my present?

Where would I go so no one could see me?

Where you and your partners can show off your skills

Where's Bigfoot? I need to talk to him.

Whew, that was a close one.

Whew!

Whew! I think I found the heart!

Which means I can never be embarrassed,

While the bears are battling back the baboons in your blood,

While you were enjoying your delicious ham,

While you were telling your dumb backstory.

Who cares if they rename the planet?

Who did not believe in God. Then, one day,

Who knows, maybe we'll go ahead

Who lived with his parents inside of the Moon.

Who said anything about Earth? Check this out.

Who wants to make all the animals go extinct.

Whoa whoa whoa, watch out for the raccoon, Axe Cop.

Whoa, did Grey Diamond just quit?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Axe Cop! What gives?

Whoa! What the heck!

Whoever possesses that power can do anything.

Whoo hoo! All right!

Whoo! Not too shabby for my first night mission, huh?

Whoo.

Why are you killing my merwizard guards? You're ruining the best party!

Why don't you just get a girlfriend?

Why would you need to grow so many bad guys?

With a robot, and send it to Earth, where it will kill everyone!

With hypnotizing ice cream.

With the gone all day and night fighting crime thing, right?

With the president dead and Axe Cop missing in action,

With the purple butt, there can be no cure.

With the rare loyalty gene

With you, he's a great warrior.

Without her, there would be no lakes,

Won the ultimate space trampoline fair and square.

World peace is about to end.

Wrong, they're not gone.

Wrong! I can fight animals at the fighting ZOO.

Wrong! I have the best moves!

Y'all are wrong! And I'll show you.

Yah! Stop right there, Satan!

Yah! Stop right there, Satan!

Yeah, I'd like that. I'd like that a lot.

Yeah, let's go get some mops and clean this mess up.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah!

Yeah! Best destiny ever! All right.

Yeah! You did it.

Yep, just kind of a cool hat really.

Yep, let's go!

Yes

Yes, but we already searched this area.

Yes, the Warden loves it.

Yes!

Yes! He's so secret, that no one knows who he is.

Yes! I knew it. God, we're ready for battle.

Yes! I win!

Yes! Yes! They're doing it!

Yes. And he'll know who's behind all this.

Yes. And he'll know who's behind all this.

Yes. It's time to talk to God.

Yes. It's time to talk to God.

You a half man, half nothin'!

You ain't a man. You half a man.

You are mad!

You are now Spider Bear Cop! Finish them!

You be sexy mustard.

You began to hunt for food.

You could be a ladder.

You could be a truck!

You could save this place some serious overhead.

You did good today, Axe Cop.

You don't need to be embarrassed.

You forgot the most important thing:

You gotta stick with me, man.

You have really fallen hard for the swine, my friend.

You haven't answered my question.

You hear that, boys?! Rooster's called himself Lord Diamond.

You heard him, bear! Shrink us down!

You hit your head so hard

You just wanted to touch that moon dial!

You look so dumb with that big diamond on your head, bro.

You may come by the station and jump sixth turn,

You must stop half man, half everything

You need a little bit of a good guy. A little bit of flute guy.

You need to leave secret town and save everyone.

You realize most chicks aren't cool

You really think you can defeat me, Axe Cop?

You see, people didn't always call me Grey Diamond.

You should've stayed away, Axe Cop.

You sure do grow some large pigs in Heaven.

You sure you haven't seen him?

You thought I was the good guy, because you're just a baby,

You thought that because you're dumb,

You went into a baby coma and forgot everything.

You will be scared when I put this monument

You will meet my best daughter, the Water Queen.

You're a garbage lady now.

You're a moon person. Our whole life has been a lie!

You're adorable!

You're adorable!

You're free to die.

You're friends with a hoot owl? Oh, that's so cute.

You're gonna have a tough time doing that, Axe Cop,

You're in Secret Town, where no one knows my secret,

You're not going anywhere, soul!

You're nothing, Mark Frankenstein!

You're perfect fighters, and you have perfect axes.

You're right, Flute Cop. I guess I don't have much of a purpose here.

You're right, Flute Cop. I guess I don't have much of a purpose here.

You're supposed to melt when you're embarrassed.

You're sure this was the spot?

You're the worst at taking turns.

You're too late, Axe Cop.

You're too late, Flute Cop. The real Axe Cop is already dead.

You're welcome. I'm going to wake up now.

You've ever had in your life, pain wise.

You've grown up to be a really good Axe Cop. So long.

Your best friend! Yeah, you're looking at him!

Your mother and I had placed you in there to save you.

Your real parents, and you are not from Earth.

1!

2...

3...

9, 8, 7...

54, 53, 52...

"lunch lady." Wow! He skates like he fights.

$1 $1. $5?

$5. I bid $10.

$10 to the man in the hat. I bid $200.

A pencil that makes me look tiny? It's a magic pencil.

Adopted sister! You made it, adopted brother.

Am I right? So, what are you doing here?

Amputate?! Grey, hold him down.

And a brain melt ray. My brain!

and I fight for him! Wow, that is a powerful story.

and no one's seen Axe Cop. Don't be such a worry wart.

And save this baby's mom! Wexter!

and trying to save all the animals. That's what I'm trying to tell you!

And you are my butler now. Very good, sir.

Are we too late? We're right on time.

Aw! Drawing is hard. President Axe Cop,

Axe Cop is going to kill you. Not if I kill me first!

Axe Cop, can we rethink this strategy? There's no time.

Axe Cop, it's beautiful. I know. Where's God?

Axe Cop, we need to go to the Moon. Not a chance!

Axe Cop, you're back! Hey hey hey, Axe Cop.

Axe Cop! This is perfect.

Axe Cop! Wait, wait, wait! Hyah!

Bad guy plant army. Huh?

Bad guy, how are you feeling? Loyal.

Bad guys. Right. Shoo.

Bigger? You tell him, dear.

Both these animals are awesome. Whoa!

Brilliant Evil Scientist. Axe Cop.

But I have an axe! Enough!

But we're in the middle of the forest. Shh! We're here

But why would you want to do that? Funny you should ask.

can get overwhelming. Not for me.

chop a bad guy's head off again? Bored.

Confetti style! Yay!

Couples skate? That's gross! I hear you, man.

Do you have babies? Babies? Huh, no!

Don't chop his head off! What?

Duck, duck... The bad guys get to play games...

Even Uncle Axe. Oh yeah?

Everyone has a secret

Excuse me? Hey, hey, hey, you two.

Flute Cop, check his butt. What?

Fly home! Who was that?

For $15 you can have the outfit also. Yeah, I'm gonna...

Girls are so dumb. Thank you, Axe Cop and Axe Girl,

Gone, amigo. Missing

Goo rilla is attacking the city. What are we gonna do?

Grey Diamond. Hey yoo!

Gross, Axe Cop, come on. I am never gross.

Hasta Mia, it's you! Lobster Man, kill your real sister.

He is over there. I know where that is.

He's trying to tell me a secret. A secret?

Hello, Warden. Hmm...

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Hey, visiting hours are over. Bye.

Hey, wanna hear my battle cry again? No!

Hey! And now it's my turn

Hey! Boo! We want Axe Cop!

Hey! Whoa!

Hmm? Time to put on our disguises.

Hmm... Uh, disappeared. We lost him.

Honey, what's going on? There's no more water on Earth.

How are we gonna get inside that tree? I brought a key.

How's the ham? Eh. It's pretty decent.

Huh? attack all the bad guy bosses!

Hurry, bite it now. Ugh!

I am dreaming. Axe Cop.

I can't do it. But it's your turn. You have to.

I can't hear you. I'm flying. Aw, come on, buddy.

I don't understand, where did she go? She's right there!

I hope you like hell, Satan! Huh?

I made Jr. Cobbb give me $5. Aww.

I need to put some sap on this! Axe Cop, tell us what to do!

I think I got a pebble in my shoe. Thirteen and a half more steps.

I think we're in Chicago. Wrong.

I wont chew, I'll just swallow. Awesome!

I'll chop its... Ahem.

I'll chop your head... No, Axe Cop, wait.

I'll take the first shift. Oh fun, it'll be like a sleepover.

I'm gonna pass on the suit. Nice!

I'm never leaving here. Axe Cop, don't give up so soon.

in the chest... really hard. Okay.

in the secret spot. Oh, for sure, bro.

inside my bald head! Bawk!

Inside of me. But if we activate it,

Is it working? I think so.

It's a hot plate! Are you insane?!

It's an interplanetary dating site. That's dumb.

It's not working. Cross your eyes,

Jr. Cobbb, my axe! I did what you asked, Evil Scientist.

Jr. Cobbb, you're a bad guy? I had no choice.

jury duty. Aw!

Libor... Liborg, no!

Like, right now? Why am I all itchy?

Load 'em up! Oh!

Look out! Ah, zombies!

Looks like we got another leak. It's not a leak.

Mama! No no no no no, not now.

Mama. But you didn't understand.

Mark Frankenstein? Oh wow.

monument of all! That could really hurt som...

No, you did not. And he should be here

Not so fast, dummy! Brilliant Evil Scientist?!

Nothing's working. Confound it, Miles.

Now kill your father! No, that's my job.

Now we're talking! But if we're going to fight on the Moon,

Now we're talking. And most importantly

Obviously. Take my son... Lobster Man...

Oh my gosh. Rain!

Oh no! What is it?

Oh, no one's here. Wrong.

Oh! Hell Chicken zombie Wexter!

One, two, three... Jump!

Pick that up. Right away, Axe Cop.

Please, relax. Just look into..

Present, gimme. I don't have one.

President Axe Cop! You opened my presents.

right about... No!

See? But the Water Queen is my sister.

She does this all the time. Oh, good, you're gonna sweep.

Shh... Chop! ...and I chop their heads off.

Shush, play along. What?

So, you like it? I don't just like it, I love it!

Somebody brought it in. I never called about a...

Something big. Oh, no, no, no, no!

Surprise! What the heck?!

take work, and part of that work is compromise.

Tell my friends what you want to do. Whatever my master tells me.

Tell them to do something. Stick your finger up your nose.

that every bid is taken very seriously. I'm always serious.

that I would die. Oh, bald?

That's gross! No, it's not.

that's gross. Hexter!

That's my boy. Team, start eating angels!

That's not my name. Sockarang,

That's right! Wait. What?

The Almighty Bear? Yes, the Almighty Bear is the only

the decoy. Axe Cop. There you are.

the King of All Time. No. I don't wonder about you at all.

the Water Queen. # Hello, Lobster Man #

The weapons store. Great, where is it?

their natural enemies, the sharks. Wait a second...

This is amazing. Keep it coming, Chef Philip.

This is the chief of the normal police. What?

Those things are vicious! She is not vicious.

to get us in the Moon. Not a problem with these puppies.

to the chicken head war. Mark, I need your help.

to track the aliens. I can use my own antennas.

Ugh, fine. I hate learning. Shut your trap, Axe Cop.

Ugh! I came here because I need your help.

Uncle Axe! Axe Cop,

Was the last raccoon. What? I'll chop your...

What are we gonna do? There is only one way

What are you doing with me, evil alien? I'm going to use you

What are you gonna do for money? Oh, don't worry about me.

What the heck? Extincter, you just got extincted

What the heck? You are Bear Cop now.

What was that? I better take a look.

What was their fight about? He says he doesn't know.

What? Axe Cop, we got a serious situation here.

What? I'll get you new brains. I promise.

What? Oh my gosh, Axe Cop.

What? Did I lean on something? There's a note pinned to your back.

What?! I'm off to save the Water Queen.

Which is? Kill you, replace you

Whoa ho ho! I got my soul back! Yay!

Why are we going to a secret volcano? To find Bigfoot.

Why aren't you melting? My childhood hero,

Why didn't you do this yourself? Because it's gross.

with all those dumb bomb copies? Hey, what am I doing here?

Wrong. I have the best... Quiet!!!

Yah! I've got it, I've got it.

Yeah, I'm free to go! Wrong!

Yes. But why do I have feelings, memories?

You are doomed. Axe Cop, is your speech over yet?

You are our heroes! You saved our home!

You can take turns leading. Fine, but I get to go first.

you don't have to finish it. You're Axe Cop!

You don't say? To make the perfect bad guy,

You found Bigfoot? Bigfoot no like you.

you have to stay in the shadows. Oh, right. Yes, sorry.

you look ravishing. How's the president?

You must be Axe Girl. And you must be a genius.

You two should dance. No.

You wish, Axe Girl. Okay guys, let's go over the rules.

you'll die along with the Moon. Father!

You're making a mess! The head trash at the station was full.

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...I had my chance.

...jumped in the way to save her and was bitten by accident.

...two, one.

'cause I got a story that's gonna blow your head off.

"anchors aweigh,"

"Idea of a perfect date: tricking a thousand bad guys

"Personality: the best."

"snaky tiger,"

"The jester,"

♪ a love no one could deny ♪

♪ And I can't fight this feeling anymore ♪

♪ And so we are one big happy family ♪

♪ and soon they'll be able to rename the planet. ♪

♪ and throw away the oars forever ♪

♪ hello, Axe Cop ♪

♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪

♪ I've forgotten what I started fighting for ♪

♪ it's time to bring this ship into the shore ♪

♪ Of a bunch of people who are not blood relatives ♪

♪ Tear Sparrow ♪

♪ the evil aliens are using the Water Queen ♪

♪ to drown the sand people ♪

♪ We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain ♪

♪ we jumped never asking why ♪

♪ We just happen to be living under the same roof. ♪

♪ we kissed, I fell under your spell ♪

♪ Well, I can't wait to... ♪

$200?

♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪