Little Shop of Horrors Soundboard Edit

A child of the street Here on Skid Row

A date gives you a corsage, not a multiple fracture

A lot of folks deserve to die

A phenomenon, I might add, that has made you...

Aah

Again, this date?

Ah, consider yourself very, very lucky.

Ain't he havin' some fun now

Ain't he havin' some fun now Yes, ma'am

Alley oop Haul it off the stoop

And get me some lunch

And he's havin' some fun now Now

And if he does this to me when he likes me, imagine what he'd do if he ever got mad

And New York

And now it's suppertime!

And now, Wink Wilkinson's Weird World, with your host, Wink Wilkinson

At least we got each other, right?

Audrey, don't you waste another minute thinking about that creep!

Audrey, that's all behind you now.

Audrey. Audrey, where did you get that shiner?

Aw, give me a hand, would you? Ha, ha.

Better change your tone

Better take a tip, boy

Bid the gutter farewell and get outta here

But heartache and hurt

But the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways...

But whatever they offer you Don't feed the plants

Come a, come a, come a

Comfy?

Don't need no twist of lime

Don't you move a thing

Down the street for you

Everybody calls him 'Doctor, ' and he's not really a doctor."

Everything you did to her boyfriend.

Falls off the motorcycle!

Finding jerks Who would feed them their fill

Gee, I'd like a Harley machine

Give me a chance.

Gonna trash your ass Gonna rock this place

He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings..

He's a havin' some fun now Oh, boy

He's father, he knows best

Hello, Seymour!

Here we go!

Hoo, hoo, whoo

How 'bout that Audrey?

I can grow up big and strong

I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant!

I dream we'll go

I knew you lay down here on your pathetic little cot..

I know I know that my momma's proud of me

I know things were bad

I remember the first time I went to a dentist.

I saw you chopping him.

I think it's suppertime

I wanna show you something.

I was walking in the wholesale flower district that day.

I'll help him clean it up before any of the customers get here

I'm bad

I'm beggin' you sweetly

I'm sorry, doctor! Oh!

I'm your willin' slave

I've given you grow lights And mineral supplements

I've given you southern exposure

If we fight it We've still got a chance

In the Gutter.

Is here to provide me

It's clear you suffer from a low self image

It's not a question of merit

It's suppertime

It's suppertime

It's true

Just give me a few days to heal, okay?

Keep the Creature They don't mean shit

Little red spots on the concrete outside.

Little shop Little shop of horrors

Little shop Little shop of horrors

Little shop Little shop of horrors

Look, you're a plant. An inanimate object.

MAN: Oh, my God!

Marry me, Audrey.

Mean green mother from outer space

Mean, green, bad

Mm, aw, oh!

Mm.

MUSHNIK: Seymour, what's going on down there?

Must be blood.

No

No, no way, no how

No, you never did

Nobody.

Nothing in his news but gloom and doom

Now please

Oh, Audrey, I'll give you a wonderful life with no plants, I promise.

Oh, hit the dirt, baby

Oh, I've got to get ready! Heh!

Oh, Momma.

Oh, oh, no Oh, oh, no

Oh, oh, oh, please

Oh, pod how you tease

Ooh, ooh, she shoo bop Shoo bop

Ooh!

Or a guest shot on Jack Paar?

Patrick Martin

People tell me there's not a way outta Skid

Please whatever they offer you Don't feed the plants

Poor All my life I've always been poor

Scissors. You got a lot on your mind

SEYMOUR: He didn't have anything unusual there that day.

SEYMOUR: I could have sworn it hadn't been there before.

SEYMOUR: So I was just about to, you know, walk on by

Sha la la, la la la, la la la Doo

Shang a lang Feel the sturm and drang in the air

She said My boy, I think someday

She's gifted, but quite elderly. People think she shouldn't be working.

Shoo! Shoo! Move! Move!

Snip da doo

So get off my back And get out my face

So go get it! Whoo whoo whoo

Some fun now Hot damn

Somewhere Somewhere in heaven above me

Somewhere that's

Stupid woman! Christ, what a frigging scatterbrain!

Sure do I'll drink it straight

Take a breath and look around

Tell the world, baby

Tellin' you you better

Thank you!

That's when my momma said

The Gutter. It's a nightspot.

The jobs are really menial You make no bread

The weather today will be partly cloudy with a chance of rain. Sorry about that

Then he lit a fuse and give him room

Then we could afford to get out of here, couldn't we?

There's plastic on the furniture

They are?

Those men said Seymour Krelborn's Gardening Tips...

To get you to thrive

Treated me kindly

Trust me and your life will surely Rival King Tut's

TWOEY: He knows just what you've done

TWOEY: You've got nowhere to run

Uh huh!

Uh, you better hold the phone

Unh unh uh!

Unsuspecting jerks From Maine to California

Wait a minute, wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say.

We snuggle watching Lucy

We're closed.

Well, that's an unusual story, and a fascinating plant

Wha...? What don't I mean? I'm through. Forget it.

What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?

What if your husband were to walk in?

What is it you need?

When suddenly, and without warning, there was this:

Which was essentially to

Who wants their teeth done By the Marquis de Sade?

Would it be so terrible if something had happened to him?

Yeah, he's a havin' some fun now Oh, boy

Yeah! Yeah, come on! Yeah!

Yes! Yeah.

You betcha butt You betcha

You better step aside

You can keep the Thing Keep the It

You disinfect terrazzo on their bathroom floors

You don't know what you're looking at

You don't know What you're messing with

You ever seen the results of a neglected mouth?

You know I don't come From no black lagoon

You know the book doesn't lie

You say that ain't fair You say that ain't nice

You sure do drive a hard bargain.

You wanna save your hide?

You'll be a success

You'll find a way

You'll water me and care for me

You're a monster, and so am I

Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood

Aah! They're right inside

And then at 5:00 you head By subway

And though it may cause my patients distress No, no, no.

But it's true, isn't it? No!

But whatever you do... Yes?

Dessert? I tell you, son, it's a cinch to get ratings.

Everybody go away! Leave me alone! Seymour!

Feed me! Does it have to be mine?

Just sign this release. Need a pen?

Let's go. I have a history of dental problems.

Look out, look out Look out, look out

No thanks. Suit yourself.

Nurse! Hmm?

We don't? I'm thinking...

Well... Oh, it's all right, Seymour.

Yeah, yeah Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green

You need blood and he's got more than enough I need blood and he's got more than enough

You'll be a dentist You'll be a dentist

..

...about this particularly amazing agricultural phenomenon.

...and every other Sunday off

...and it should be setting around 6:29 p.m., but check me if I'm wrong

...for a dollar ninety five.

...in the window, people don't suddenly...

...is sure to be a very big TV show.

...secretly I wished it.

...the show that talks to wonderful people who bring in their weird things

...what if I kept my mouth shut and gave you a one way ticket out of town?

'Cause I constantly pray I'll get outta here

'Cause I'm mean and green

♫ Better wait a minute

♫ Come on, come on

♫ Da doo

♫ Feed me, Seymour

♫ Hold your hat ♫ And hang on to your soul

♫ If you want a rationale It isn't very hard to see

♫ It's suppertime

♫ You can do it

♫ Skid Row radio

♫ Subsequent to the events ♫ You have just witnessed

♫ When I was younger, just a bad little kid