Little Shop of Horrors Edit

A big enormous family, they're dropping off like flies!

A candy bar?"

A cold front is moving in from the southwest.

A fence of real chain link

A girl I respected.

A goddamn vegetable's public domain!

A grill out on the patio

A gun? Ha ha ha!

A hundred? Uh, no.

A little nookie gonna clean up those zits And you'll get it, uh huh

A matchbox of our own

A picture out of

A washer and a dryer

Aah, candy bar!

Aah! Oh, wait! Aah!

Ah, ha ha ha.

Ah! So, she finally decides to come to work!

Ahh.

Ain't he havin' some fun now

Ain't he havin' some fun now Hot stuff

Ain't he havin' some fun now Now

Ain't no time to turn squeamish

All right!

Am I dreaming this?

Am Unh!

An axe murderer!

And an ironing machine

And at his press conference today, President Kennedy fielded questions...

And began what they came here to do

And Des Moines

And got sweet talked Into feeding it blood

And grow

And he tells me Gee, I'm not sure

And here he is himself, Mr. Seymour Krelborn!

And I

And I am bad

And I am bad

And I dream of a place

And I look like Donna Reed

And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man...

And I wanna thank you.

And I'll lose her, I'll lose everything.

And if I'm in the plant...

And if you pull his tail, he roars

And it looks like you've been had

And it's high time you get it fixed.

And look what grew in just a couple of days.

And our bed time: 9:15

And Peoria

And perform

And that's what made it so big and strong...

And the plants proceeded to grow

And their mother taught them everything they know.

And there was this strange humming sound like something from another world.

And uptown you cater to a million whores

And water to sip

And we thought maybe some of those strange and interesting new plants...

And when the light came back this weird plant was just sitting there.

And where you live

And you start uptown

And you'll get it

And you've got me fighting mad

Are we still going out?

Are you listening, customers? He forgot!

Are you sickly, little plant, or are you just plain stubborn?

Aren't you thrilled? It's the cover of LIFE magazine!

As the sun sets in the west

Ask it. I'm off duty.

Asphyx...

At least.

Audrey II

Audrey II.

Audrey, quick! We've got to do an emergency arrangement.

Audrey, talk to me. Tell me what they said.

Audrey, that greasy boyfriend of yours is beating up on you again?

Audrey, what'd they say to you?

Audrey, will you have me?

AUDREY: Oh, my God!

Audrey!

Audrey.

Aw, Twoey, I don't know what else I can do for you.

Baby, yeah.

Bad

Because he knows, you see, that strange plants are my hobby.

Believe it, baby. It talks.

Besides...

Best believe it Something's come to get ya

Best believe it Something's come to get ya

Better Homes and Gardens Magazine

Better mind your manners

Better ourselves? You heard what he said? Better ourselves?

Between our frozen dinner

Birthday? Wedding? Baby?

Bop she bop Little shop of terror

Bop she bop You'll never stop the terror

But a hell of a lot to get outta Skid

But believe me I gotta get outta Skid Row

But considering you're almost like a son to me, I'm thinking...

But first, the weather.

But I didn't know the lengths to which you'd go...

But I go to her because...

But I'd still feel guilty. I mean...

But I'm dating a semi sadist

But I'm gonna tell you now

But it should brighten up by noon.

But now they're okay

But that's tough titty, kid

But then, if you'd rather hang...

But whatever they offer you

But whatever they offer you Don't feed the plants

By and by

C C C Come on!

Call a cop Little shop of horrors

Can you break a hundred?

Child, I'm warnin' you

CHORUS: Chang da doo

CHORUS: Da doo

CHORUS: Oops ee doo

CHORUS: Shoop da doo

CHORUS: Total eclipse of the sun

Clean as the morning

Come and look at the weirdo plant some more!

Come and tell our viewers at home and elsewhere...

Come join your dentist friend and Mushnik, ha, ha.

Come on, come on

Come on, come on

Come on, come on

Come on, come on

Come on, come on

Come on, I haven't got much left.

Come on, kid What will it be?

Come on! Come on.

Contented and serene

Cut!

Cute name. It's catchy.

Cute, huh?

Da da da da da da doo

Daddy left early

Dates and discos in Beverly Hills

Did you send out the order for Mrs. Shiva?

Dining out for every meal

Disposal in the sink

Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?

Do you hear this, God? He forgot!

Do you talk to Seymour like this?

Do you think I didn't know, huh? Oh, I knew.

Does this look inanimate to you, punk?

Does, uh, that have an appointment?

Don't cry, Audrey.

Don't die, Audrey. Please don't die.

Don't have to pretend

Don't need no glass or no ice

Don't tell me. You got tied up.

Don't think you're getting dessert.

Don't yell at Seymour, Mr. Mushnik.

Don't you threaten me, son

Done. Fine. Great.

Down on Skid Row

Down on Skid Row

Down on Skid Row

Downtown

Downtown

Downtown

Downtown Where the folks are broke

Downtown Where the guys are drips

Downtown Where the hop heads flop in the snow

Eat Cleveland

Eating all your lunches at the hot dog carts

Eh, shut up. Open wide, here I come!

Enjoy dinner. Good night, Seymour.

Events which bore A striking resemblance

Every household in America. That's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?

Excuse me, doctor.

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me!

Excuse me, sir, you can't go in there right now.

Excuse me, what?

Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant.

Far from Skid Row

Feed me all night long

Feed me all night long

Feed me, Krelborn! Feed me now!

Feed me, Seymour

Feed me!

Feed me!

Feed me.

Feed me.

Fifty dollars?

Finally I'll be

Finally, we meet! What an occasion! Let's toast it. Up yours.

For losers like I've been

For the powers

From outer space and I'm bad

From outer space and I'm bad

Gas masks everywhere.

Gee it sure would be swell to get out of here

Get out of here.

Get the door open, you little slut!

Get the idea?

Get the Vitalis. Quick, the Vitalis!

Get this straight I'm just a mean green mother

Getting to work with incredible professionals who use incredibly wonderful equipment...

Girl. Hey, girl.

Give me your secret gardening tips.

Go away. Leave me alone!

Go on! Get out of here!

Goddamn sicko.

Gosh! Oh, God. Do it again.

Great! Oh!

Green

Green

Grow for me

Grow for me

Grow for me

Ha ha ha! Sorry.

Ha! That's right, boy!

He don't condescend

He don't give me orders

He loves to mow and weed

He rakes and trims the grass

He started an explosion Holy cow

He took me in, gave me shelter A bed, crust of bread and a job

He took me out of the Skid Row Home for Boys when I was just a little tyke...

He'd snap his fingers

He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good

He's a havin' some fun now Oh, boy

He's a professional.

He's a rebel, Mr. Mushnik, but he... He makes good money.

He's havin' some fun now Oh, boy, oh, boy

He's so nasty treatin' her rough

Hello, Wink.

Hello?

Hello? Hold on.

Hello.

Help!

Her who?

Here it comes

Here we go.

Here, take my Kleenex

Hey, does that mean they're finished? My turn?

Hey, I'm your genie I'm your friend

Hey, little lady, be nice

Hey, you. Urchins!

Hey! We don't have to deal with you, you know!

Hi everybody! It's Weird Wink Wilkinson, laughing and scratching at you.

His receptionist, this morning she found the place a shambles.

Home to Skid Row

How about a date with Hedy Lamarr You gonna get it

How about the little jerk with the glasses?

How am I supposed to keep on feeding you? Kill people?

How'd ya like to be a big wheel?

How's everybody doing today?

Huh? What the hell is that?

Hurry. Hurry.

I am your dentist

I beg your pardon?

I can't even think about what they think.

I can't feed it. Not now.

I come for you

I cook like Betty Crocker

I deserved a creep like Orin Scrivello, D.D.S.

I did it.

I don't believe it.

I don't deserve a nice guy, Seymour.

I don't even deserve a sweet, considerate...

I don't have good taste like you.

I don't know if I should.

I don't know what's going on sometimes.

I don't know who this mess is you been hanging out with...

I don't know. I think it's some kind of flytrap...

I don't want to hear this.

I even know your name. Now, let's see. It's, uh, Cecil. No, no, no.

I fed them to it.

I feel... I feel so very weird!

I find a little giggle gas before I begin increases my pleasure enormously.

I gave it my own name though. I call it an Audrey II.

I got a bit of a stiff neck. Let me fix this up.

I got killer buds, a power stem

I got these pots unloaded for you, Mr...

I have so So many strong

I keep askin' God what I'm for

I know you. Sure, I saw you on the news.

I know! Sure! You're the plant guy, right?

I know. I'm sorry.

I need blood and he's got more than enough

I need me some water in the worst way.

I never should've started, but I did. Now, if I don't feed it, it'll die.

I never thought this could happen! Oh, my children...

I said, mention the address!

I saw everything.

I scared him? After what I've seen, I scared him?

I still do.

I swear on all my spores

I thought, "What a neat job! If only I were a dentist."

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

I told you it's been giving me trouble. The Audrey II is not a healthy girl.

I took the liberty of taking a cutting from that amazing plant of yours.

I want you to, Seymour.

I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but...

I went to a terrible dentist Wednesday, who was recommended to me...

I will not, so stop asking.

I wish I had that stamina. I can only go so long.

I wish you folks at home could see this.

I wish you were enjoying your success.

I worked there on my nights off when we weren't making much money.

I'd do I don't know what to get outta Skid

I'd find a pussy cat and bash in its head

I'd like to remind our listeners that the Audrey II is on display...

I'd meet a man And I'd follow him blindly

I'd move heaven and hell to get outta Skid

I'd poison guppies And when I was done

I'd put on...

I'll bring you meat. I'll run down to the corner, pick you up some ground round.

I'll feed it. Where do you keep the plant food?

I'll give you a few drops

I'll go to Shmendrik's and pick you up some nice chopped sirloin.

I'm afraid it isn't feeling very well today.

I'm clumsy, doctor! I'm clumsy, doctor!

I'm down on my knees

I'm drying up. I'm a goner, honey!

I'm feeling strangely happy now

I'm from past the stars And beyond the moon

I'm gonna get a candy bar! I'm gonna get a candy bar!

I'm gonna tell each and every one of my friends about you...

I'm gonna turn in, Twoey. I'll see you in the morning.

I'm gonna want some gas for this.

I'm here. I love your show...

I'm his December Bride

I'm just a mean green mother A real disgrace

I'm just a mean green mother From outer space

I'm just a mean green mother From outer space

I'm just a mean green mother From outer space

I'm mean and green

I'm mean and green

I'm mean and green

I'm mean and green

I'm out of it!

I'm sorry, doctor!

I'm sure I need a long, slow root canal.

I'm talking blood, Krelborn. I'm talking under my own roof.

I'm telling you, Audrey, he's not a good, clean kind of boy.

I'm telling you, Audrey, you don't need a date with him. You need major medical.

I'm the plant can make it all real You're gonna get it

I'm trying, doctor! I'm trying, doctor!

I've been saving all month for this. I think I need a root canal.

I've done terrible things, Audrey.

I've given you dirt

I've given you plant food

I've given you potash

I've given you rain

I've led a terrible life.

I've pinched you back hard Like I'm supposed to

I've tried you at levels of moisture From desert to mud

If he met with foul play or some terrible accident of some kind...

If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?

If only I knew what breed it was.

If that'll appease

If you really gotta justify

If you tell her where it is, the problem, she eventually finds the trouble and she does it.

If you wanna be profound

If you want it, baby Ha, ha

If you'll have me.

Imagine it, boy. We could make a fortune.

In a tract house that we share

In fact, I'm gonna use my special gas mask.

In just a few minutes we'll bring you Wink Wilkinson's Weird World...

In the Pine Sol scented air

In the suburbs, the sun should be out through most of the day...

International Licensing and Marketing.

Is here to provide you

Is standing beside me

Is standing beside you

Is that new eye makeup?

Is this someone I know?

It doesn't eat plant food. And I can't feed it now.

It said Orin and Mr. Mushnik...

It wasn't nice throwing those people out.

It wouldn't be terrible at all.

It'd be a miracle.

It's an antique.

It's gotta end. It's gonna stop right here.

It's just gonna get bigger and more interesting. Ha ha ha.

It's my last offer. Yes or no?

It's not demand and supply

It's Orin. They say he's disappeared!

It's so hard to say

It's suppertime

It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted

It's the one gift I can give you.

It's true. I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him!

It's, uh, ahem...

Just because you put a strange and interesting plant...

Just feed it what?

Just go away. Leave me alone. Get out of here.

Kaput! Extinct. I'm closing this God and customer forsaken place.

Krelborn!

Lasts 'til forever

Learn how to be more

Let me ask you something. Does this thing scare you?

Let me play you down to your seat, Seymour.

Let's take a look at that mouth.

Let's talk turkey. Sign here. We'll book you on lecturing tours.

Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun

Like, see you get everything your secret, greasy heart desires.

Listen, here's my card.

Little Audrey Ils, everywhere.

Little red dots all over the linoleum.

Little shop Little shop of terror

Look around Something's comin' down

Look at my branches.

Look out, here comes Audrey II

Look out, here I come for you

Look, I know it's none of my business...

Look, maybe I can squeeze a little more out of this one.

Look, Seymour.

Look.

Looks like you're not happy 'Less I open a vein

Love and money and instant acclaim

Low and nasty apparel.

Made the acquaintance Of a new breed of flytrap

Mama was poor

Man

Man, I wasn't loitering. Were you, Crystal?

MAN: Hey! Watch it!

MAN: High tomorrow should be in the low 70s...

MAN: You're listening to radio station WSKID.

MARTIN: Mr. Krelborn.

Maybe what? Maybe what?

Me, I'd say "sure"

Mean green mother from outer space

Mean, green, bad

Meanwhile, I would keep the plant.

Mind? What mind? The Shivas are our most important funereal account.

Mister, when you're from Skid Row, ain't no such thing.

Mm hm

Money? Girls?

Move! Go away! No loitering!

Mr. Krelborn, there are so many questions...

Mr. Krelborn.

Mr. Mushnik, you scared me. I...

Mr. Mushnik's real mad at me, Audrey. I keep forgetting things.

Mrs. Shiva? I forgot!

MUSHNIK: Seymour!

MUSHNIK: Wait! Wait! Wait!

MUSHNIK: You love her madly, don't you, schmuck?

My firm is willing to pay you a reasonable amount to take leaf cuttings...

My momma noticed funny things I did

Nasty thorns and I'm using them

Nice guys.

Nice plant. Big.

No shit, Sherlock.

No, and you ain't in Kansas, neither.

No, I guess you wouldn't, would you?

No, it ain't Seymour. Ha, ha, it's me!

No, just handcuffed a little.

No, no, no Stop and think it over, pal

No, oh, oh, no

No, oh, oh, no

No, oh, oh, no Oh, oh, no

No! No more! I can't take living with the guilt.

No! No more! I can't take living with the guilt.

Nope, da doo

Not me, Ronette. Were you, Chiffon?

Not to mention all the money I'd save on Epsom salts and ACE bandages.

Nothing. It's what you did to her.

Now spit!

Now that you're getting successful, I mean.

Now, I'm serious. It's on the house.

Now! Some fun now Sho 'nuff

Nurse this plant back to health. I'm counting on you.

Oh, boy! Look, I've got an idea.

Oh, brother.

Oh, don't you see

Oh, God how I mist you

Oh, God, doctor. Whoo!

Oh, God, what an existence I got. Misfit employees, bums on the sidewalk...

Oh, God! Don't stop, doc! Don't stop! Come on! More!

Oh, her.

Oh, I can't tonight. I got a date.

Oh, I'd love to, Mr. Mushnik, but I have a date.

Oh, I'm a very bad shopper, Audrey.

Oh, Jesus, ha, ha! I'm in trouble now, huh?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's your professionalism that I respect.

Oh, oh, no

Oh, oh, no

Oh, please

Oh, please

Oh, relax, doll, and it'll be easier.

Oh, Seymour, I'm flying! Ha ha ha.

Oh, that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb.

Oh, that's great. Come on!

Oh, the gas isn't for you, Seymour. It's for me.

Oh, we're just friends.

Oh, while I'm here, I might as well take $50 worth of roses.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yes!

Oh, yeah! Yeah, oh!

Oh, yes.

Oh, you are something special.

Oh, you got me!

Oh, your mouth's a mess, kid.

Oh!

Oh! I started life as an orphan

Oh.

Oh.

Ohh! Candy bar! Candy bar!

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

On our big, enormous Twelve inch screen

One particular girl

Ooh, here it comes, baby

Ooh, that feels a lot better! I got a great show for you today...

Ooh!

Ooh! Chop it up.

Ooh! Wanna save your skin, boy?

Or we won't do things at all

ORIN: Musses my hair!

ORIN: Shut up!

ORIN: What?

Our first guest is a young man...

Ow! Come on, Seymour Don't be a putz

Ow! Damn roses. Damn thorns.

Ow! Watch me now I'm just a mean green mother

Please understand that It's still strange and frightenin'

Please won't somebody say I'll get outta here

Poor girl.

Pretty soon, every household in America will have one.

Put that Audrey II back in the window where the passersby can see it.

Put the plant back in the... Oh, what did you call it?

Put your clothes back on! You can't do this to me!

Red alert, baby

Relax. You want some nitrous oxide?

Right this way.

Right! We went to school until fifth grade, then we split.

Run away Child you gonna pay if you stay, yeah

Say, "Aah!"

Say, "Ahh!"

Say, "Ahh."

Say, "Ahh."

Seems like the whole world's going crazy.

Seymour Krelborn!

Seymour Krelborn. Is that correct?

Seymour, look what you've done to the inventory!

Seymour, Orin Scrivello.

Seymour, what a thing to say!

Seymour, what in the name of God is going on down there?

Seymour, where did you get such a weird plant?

SEYMOUR: Get off of her! Get off!

SEYMOUR: Good night, Audrey.

SEYMOUR: Gosh, no!

SEYMOUR: It got very dark.

SEYMOUR: Just feed it.

SEYMOUR: Just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias.

SEYMOUR: Oh, boy. Here we go again.

SEYMOUR: Shh! Go away.

Seymour!

Seymour's first radio broadcast.

Seymour's your

Sha la la la Stop right where you are

She better Everybody better beware

She can't really see who you are, but she knows the sound of your voice.

She deserves a prince, not a sadistic creep like him.

Shing a ling What a creepy thing to be happening

Should I go

Show a little initiative, boy Work up some guts

Show me your face

Similar events in cities across America

Sing it, child.

Sit.

Six o'clock and we haven't sold so much as a fern.

Skid Row radio

So better move it out, nature calls

So get the plant ready and wear a clean shirt.

So go get it

So I got a black eye And my arm's in a cast

So I live

So in a way...

So that it will live, and bring you all the wonderful things you deserve.

So? Dump the chump. Get another guy and let him protect you.

So? How do you intend to better yourselves?

Some date.

Some fun now

Some fun now Good God, good God

Someone give me my shot Or I'll rot here

Someone show me a way to get outta here

Someone tell lady luck that I'm stuck here

Something is very wrong here.

Something's coming To eat the world whole

Sometimes I think Mr. Mushnik's too hard on you. Glue.

Somewhere

Somewhere that's green

Somewhere that's green

Somewhere that's green

Son, be a dentist

Sorry, doctor. Doctor. Sorry, doctor.

Still, that Seymour's a cutie

Strictly between us, neither is the Audrey I.

Sturdy, heavy...

Subsequent to the events You have just witnessed

Suddenly Seymour

Suddenly Seymour

Suddenly Seymour

Suddenly Seymour

Suppertime

Sure you do. Ha ha ha.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sweep that floor, kid!

Sweet understanding

Sweet understanding

Take a chance Feed me, yeah

Tell it to the police.

Tell me the bad times Are clean washed away

Tell your mama Something's gonna get her

Thank God. I thought you wouldn't use any.

Thank you very much, Tom.

Thank you, and back to you.

Thank you! Come again!

Thank you! Thank you very much, sir! Thank you!

That have always been

That plant in the window, it's simply amazing!

That plant in the window, wherever did you get it?

That poor child suffers from low self image.

That should give you plenty of time.

That thing went bang, kaboom

That wisdom tooth. We'll just rip that bugger right out of there.

That's

That's better.

That's for sure. But I can't leave him.

That's how I want to be. I don't ever want to have to be just...

That's it! Forget it. Don't bother coming in tomorrow.

That's it. After tomorrow we could leave here together.

That's okay.

That's your home address You live

The barometer reading should be 21.6. The wind will be about...

The bosses take your money And they break your hearts

The dentist I went to had the greatest car. He had a Corvette. I thought, "My gosh.

The Design boys did the packaging.

The first weekly gardening show on a network!

The genius who's discovered this amazing, unidentified plant.

The gutter?

The guy sure looks like plant food to me

The high temperature will be in the low 50s tonight...

The kid's got a goddamn revolver! Ha ha ha!

The kids play Howdy Doody

The kind of sticky licky sweets I crave

The lion don't sleep tonight

The man's a total disgrace to the dental profession.

The sudden success around here? The press coverage?

The sun will be rising tomorrow at about 7:17 a. M...

The things I'm gonna do to that mouth! Ha ha ha!

The weekend should be mild. For you average mean temperature fans...

Then that's it! We'll go get married right now.

Then you go

There must be someone you can 86 Real quiet like

There. Now, isn't that bizarre?

There's a lot of guys that'd give anything to go out with you.

There's always time for dental hygiene, Seymour.

They do?

They don't make them like this anymore.

They may offer you fortune and fame

They may offer you lots of cheap thrills

They said they're coming back with money?

They say the meek gonna get it

They think...

They're coming back tomorrow and they're bringing you a great big check.

They're right in my bag.

Things all over the floor.

Think about a room at the Ritz

Think about all those offers

Think it over

This could be bigger than Hula Hoops.

This is my date, my boyfriend.

This is what you do. You go through a thing and get chocolate out of it.

Though they're slopping the trough For you

Thursdays, you should give it water.

Thus the plants worked Their terrible will

Thus we conclude our interview with the young botanical...

To keep it neat and clean

To make your natural tendencies pay

To the ones you have just seen Began occurring

Together?

Tomorrow we'll start off with morning haze...

Tomorrow.

Tonight?

Tough titty.

Treats me like dirt Calls me a slob

Twice as many!

Twice as many.

Twoey, you talked! You opened your trap, your thing, and you said...

TWOEY: He knows your life of crime

TWOEY: Yeah

TWOEY: You've got no place to hide

Ugh.

Ugh. Oh, well. It's still good advertising.

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh, good morning, Mr. Mushnik.

Uh, I'll get the can.

Uh, Mr. Krelborn?

Uh, no, Mrs. Shiva. Right away, Mrs. Shiva.

Uh, Seymour, why don't you run downstairs and bring up...

Uh, shouldn't we be leaving now?

Uh, what do you mean?

Uh, what do you mean?

Uh, what Seymour's trying to say is...

Uh, who?

Uh, yes, yes. Yes, Mrs. Shiva.

Uh, you got no idea

Uh.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... Uh, shiner?

Um...

Underneath the bruises and the handcuffs, you know what I saw?

Unh, Audrey, would you go down and see what he's...

Unh.

Uptown you cater to a million jerks

Uptown you're messengers And mailroom clerks

Very little, Mr. Mushnik!

Wait until I turn this gas off.

Want some good advice?

Wash off your mascara

Watch 'em drop Little shop of horrors

Watch him suck up that gas Oh, my God

We'll start tonight, we'll go to City Hall, get married...

We're gonna do things my way

We're not talking about one hungry plant here.

We're talking about world conquest.

Well, hey! That means it must be in there, huh?

Well, I could help you pick things out.

Well, if not, he's got inner beauty

Well, then I'll just have to take twice as many, won't I?

Well, would it?

Well, would it?

Well, you remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago?

Well! That is incredible.

Well...

What are you doing here?

What depths? What sink? What are you talking about?

What did she say?

What do I have to do?

What do you say, Mr. Krelborn?

What do you want from me? Blood?

What do you want me to do? Slit my wrists?

What do you want? Say, "Please!" Ah, ah, ah.

What is it you want?

What kind of a professional drives a motorcycle...