Scorpion - Season 3 Edit

A And, truth be told,

A daddy snake down here with you.

A fan? No way. Victorian ladies fan themselves.

A minute away,

A moment to tell him

A really strong adhesive.

Aah! Damn it.

About Tim, aren't you?

Actually, very hot.

Agreed.

Ah, it's it's no bother.

Ah. That's so gross.

All right, adults, let's hit it.

All right, buddy,

All right, Cabe, we got you set.

All right, Doc, how are you extracting the venom?

All right, I got my end, lay it down.

All right, it should hold.

All right, let's do a dry run

All right, so I know you're upset about Tim...

All right.

All right. There you go.

All right. What do you got, Cabe?

All right...

All this talk of pipes made us realize that by running

Almost done, how much longer?

Almost full.

Already have. The Interstate Waterway will be tested

An engine as strong as the truck's

An immense inner turmoil over Cabe potentially dying,

And as the federal agent assigned

And catch a rattlesnake.

And cleared for use by sundown.

And counting on 150 million years

And ejection fraction composite,

And Gallo doesn't die from blood clots.

And give Cabe a nice, smoky flavor.

And he'll be okay.

And he's bleeding out! Did you hear that?

And here is the culprit.

And his heart should start beating on its own.

And I have...

And I still felt that cold front.

And I'm finally out of your hair.

And I've got a tank full of stinky gas.

And it's hard to control.

And let the steaming water gently warm him

And naked. It was so sunny out there.

And now we can't let him get to 98

And putting it in my sock.

And re freeze him, then?

And running multiple apps to heat it up,

And sunbaked at the same time.

And that battery from Happy's truck. (beeps)

And that battery from Happy's truck. (beeps)

And that clip pops off his aorta.

And that... makes me so...

And that's the last thing you wanted to say to him?

And then nab it

And then remove the shrapnel.

And there's that tradition: something old,

And we can't warm him up if his aorta's still torn.

And we have a a case to handle, and Tim leaving,

And we're back!

And you have to get into the water

And you kiss me with that mouth?!

And... (beeping)

Any idea how messed up that is?

Any minute now, Happy's gonna do her thing.

Anything is legal.

As gross as it sounds, she's warm for your form.

As he told me, was his decision. So, I calculated

As I said in the garage,

As of now, Happy's apartment has a vacancy.

As you know, I have...

At less than five percent variable.

At this temp, his heart should've restarted by now.

Back to normal? Uh...

Bad idea.

Because it's kinda messed up

Because of an uncomfortable situation you created.

Because you never made me feel welcome.

Before he gets too hot, or his heart

Before he warms up too much.

Before the contractors come back on Monday, so, Happy,

Before we stopped your heart.

Behaviorists, engineers.

Besides, a chopper from a desert hospital

Bleeding stopped? He's okay?

Blew the hose.

Boss, even with that venom,

Bring them in if you're feeling up to it.

But Cabe sicle just came to me.

But even a small blood clot's gonna kill him.

But for every step forward you take a hundred steps back.

But I don't know if there's a cure for what you have.

But I don't know if you can be helped.

But I don't mean to do it; I just do.

But I think I can pull it off.

But in that case, there should be

But in this case, sucking is a really good thing.

But instead of a pumpkin, your hand's inside

But it's 250 miles away and they said it only goes

But our hands are covered in guts.

But right now it's not about you or me or Tim.

But right now it's not about you or me or Tim.

But that aorta is pumping strong

But there's nothing on the chopper to keep him frozen.

But Tim told me he wanted to go.

But you have to head back

But you need to stay strong, okay?

But you're not naked.

By naturally taking the heat with it.

Cabe dies.

Cabe, I'm gonna do everything in my ability to bring you back.

Cabe, I'm gonna have to slow your blood loss, so I got to do something

Cabe, listen to me. Can you understand me?

Cabe, she wanted you to ask her out. You suck at girls.

Cabe, this is where the rubber meets the road.

Cabe, wake up. You can do this.

Cabe, we're gonna pull this off.

Cabe, you cannot leave me alone

Cabe, you need a place to crash for a couple weeks, right?

Cabe? Cabe!

Cabe? Cabe?

Cabe's body cavity. Oh, God.

Cabe's body temperature's falling fast.

Cabe's heart's beating!

Can I get you guys anything? Melons and sausages?

Can I please plug my fan into one of your dashboards?

Can you get it that low? It'll be tight,

Cantaloupes and wieners?

Careful, he'll drown!

Check that out, it's holding.

Check. Energy output

Chilled calcium chloride through copper tubing

Clothes are dry.

Coil resistance is stable.

Cold Northwestern water traveling

Collecting it now.

Come on, Cabe!

Come on, Cabe!

Come on, Cabe. Come Come on, Cabe.

Come on, Cabe. Come on.

Come on, Cabe. You got to come back!

Come on, I'm serving him up on a platter.

Come on, Toby, sweep that broom!

Come on, you diamondback bastard.

Come on. (engine catches)

Come on. (engine stalling)

Come on. Come on, Cabe. Come on!

Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Coming!

Copper in this heat

Copy that.

Copy that.

Couldn't let him get to 78 degrees without the venom,

Creating a vacuum

Creating high speed, powerful evaporation.

Dial in a few bits of data,

Do it.

Do you have Styrofoam?

Doc, time check.

Doc...

Does the water need to get?

Doesn't come up and eat me for lunch.

Don't be stingy.

Don't mind me.

Dramatically fast.

Dries fabric incredibly quickly.

Drop trou, don't come in, I don't care.

Drop your comms out for now.

Everyone on Scorpion is replaceable.

Everyone's at least ten years younger than you.

Everything's back to normal.

Exactly.

Excuse me, sir,

Five percent... tops.

For 2½ years now.

For all I know, you're suffering

For any personal reason. It's just a fact.

For Cabe, I will catch one with my bare hands.

For the upcoming debate between Mr. Patel and Sylvester.

For today's job?

For what?

Four, including Ralph.

From my electrode down the wire to your electrode.

From perverts that wanna get all sneaky peaky

From the backhoe.

From the hot springs in pristine condition?

From you guys.

Gasoline and Styrofoam will get you

Get here now!

Get me a bucket of water! Roger that.

Get out of the way!

Get some food. Hey, Walter, Paige,

Get that hydrogen sulfide over here!

Get the engine up and running! We need him cold!

Gets a lot hotter than an alloy.

Give me that binder clip that's on the government specs.

God! (Cabe continues yelling)

Good news, you're done.

Good time at what? What the hell does that mean?

Good. Thanks.

Got it on.

Got it.

Got it.

Got to be in there somewhere.

Government finally got one right.

Government specs don't mention that.

Great pep talk, Coach. (door closes)

Great.

Great. Didn't think this could get more awkward.

Guess the A/C really cranks.

Guys, he's shaking.

Guys, making a Cabe sicle is pointless

Guys, Toby, Cabe's temperature

Guys? (grunts)

Had such an effective refrigerant.

Happy, pass that gas.

Happy, what happened to the engine?

Happy, what's your plan?

Happy's evaporation vacuum machine

Happy's gonna give this a shot.

Have a good time today.

Have a good time today.

Hazard of busy minds. Batter up.

He bites Cabe, the venom goes in,

He doesn't feel like talking.

He has to be alive, with his heart beating,

He snuck up on me.

He won't get there, he'll just bleed out!

He'll have to be warmed up within the next 90 minutes.

He'll just bleed out again.

He's at 90.

He's at 92.

He's been alone for 20 years. He's desperate for company.

He's dead.

He's in shock. Guys, we have to figure this out like yesterday!

He's not responding. Quick, get out of the way.

He's stabilized, but that clip isn't gonna hold long.

He's still frozen.

He's zooming past 94.

Heaven's full of nerds.

Help me with the Shop Vac!

Help me.

Here we go.

Here, snakey snakey

Hey, Cabe, we're gonna patch you up,

Hey, don't cut it too short,

Hey, roomie, you might hear that I yelled at you a lot

Hey, roomie?

Hey, there's a bigger draw on that solar panel than expected.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey. Sorry I'm late. Tim's flight was delayed,

His artery's still oozing. He doesn't have three hours.

His body temperature down so low

His temp's dropping. God, his lips are turning blue.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Holy skinny dips!

Hoo!

How about dying from a snake bite?

How am I doing, kid?

How am I supposed to get any sleep out there

How do I look?

How do we get the body temperature low

How do you screw up a donut?

How does this even work?

How exactly do you feel everything's back to normal?

How you doing?

How? I don't exactly see a portable defibrillator anywhere.

How's that hose coming?

How's the snake hunt going?

Huh?

Huh? What? No. What?

I am family; he's my father.

I am going to pass a small electrical current

I am ringing the dinner bell

I am.

I am.

I assume you were all going a little nuts out there.

I can use the water tanker's intake manifold

I can't believe we did it. We did it.

I can't decipher you.

I can't start the engine again.

I cultivated myself.

I do. Now, how are you about your friends dying?

I don't know. I I got nervous.

I feel dizzy.

I found one.

I got a lub and a dub!

I got an extension cord so I can share the breeze.

I got to borrow your pliers to pick up the snake.

I got to find the cut.

I got to get the thermometer.

I gotta be honest, I didn't think

I had to die for an hour to finally get some peace and quiet

I have a plan. I'm going to use sensory jujitsu

I have an idea.

I have every right to be,

I hear they have a fantastic vegetable lasagna.

I hope she's talking about the Shop Vac.

I I want to help you, Walter,

I I'm so sorry to bother you at work...

I just hope the others are getting what we need.

I just wanted to drop off the guidelines

I just work here.

I know you care about me.

I know you get frustrated when I take steps backward,

I know.

I love it.

I love you, Cabe.

I love you, too, son.

I love you.

I made this choice on my own.

I need about ten feet of hose.

I need both hands to pinch the artery tight.

I never liked you

I ran some numbers, and he was integral to 29% of our cases

I said I'm working on it!

I should tell you that...

I swear to God, if you die,

I think he knows I'm after him.

I think I'll try to avoid ice for a while.

I thought we'd have it at the Elk's lodge?

I thought you'd been making progress,

I trust you kids.

I was gonna say Ice Ice Cabe y,

I was just motivating you.

I will kill you.

I will not wear that pin just to piss you off.

I will observe from this chair,

I will. Let me explain.

I, uh...

I'll calculate the energy output.

I'll fill it!

I'll pinch his nose.

I'll place the can when the water starts to freeze.

I'll push the edges together, you spread a nice,

I'll record solar panel function.

I'm a shrink; last time I did vascular surgery

I'm done.

I'm familiar with how glue works.

I'm fine with it, but I'm reserving final approval

I'm full of iron and proteins. Num num.

I'm gonna be in your corner now.

I'm gonna go share my, uh, medical data with the doctors.

I'm gonna make a hose.

I'm gonna shoot it right into your heart.

I'm gonna stick my fingers inside your wound

I'm gonna use real jujitsu on you

I'm just a fat kangaroo rat who's lost in the desert.

I'm nervous. I don't know if this'll work.

I'm not sure how much the engine can handle in this heat.

I'm prepping 40cc's of ice water

I'm really proud of you.

I'm scared to death. Cabe's death.

I'm sorry I didn't use appropriate words

I'm sorry I I...

I'm sorry, did you mean something by that?

I'm sure there are, but we should really get

I'm swapping in a hose

I'm working on it.

I'm, uh... (clears throat)

I've almost got the clamp on,

I've been working so hard with you

If I don't find the bleed, he's gonna die in seconds.

If not...

If one of those clots hits his heart, it'll kill him.

If only Cabe's makeshift pool

If the rules books don't explicitly forbid it,

If we can't safely reheat him. You have to go get

If we don't get the hydrogen sulfide

If we don't get what we need and get back to our team soon,

If you don't get that rattler!

If you don't get that rattler!

If you say they're fair, they're fair.

In an ice melting bacteria

In case it doesn't work.

In case we never see him again.

In fact, I've been wanting to check it out.

In front of the snake.

In order to use the electrodes.

In the packing foam of my hand drill.

In the velocity and friction.

Incredible, we fixed his aorta,

Is a above normal.

Is a blood thinner.

Is Cabe and how serious this is.

Is Cabe frozen yet?

Is gonna drop to unnatural levels.

Is in polystyrene and I have that

Is it working?

Is she planning to do

Is she planning to do

Is sucking as much air as it sucked before,

Is the application of an electrical current.

Is the wet vac, wire, an oil funnel

Is up to 99 degrees.

Isn't that the cutie that's hot for your booty?

It feels like cold spaghetti.

It fixed... it's tired, but steady!

It means the electrolysis is working.

It means we're gonna make him an ice bath.

It seems daddy snake is up here with me.

It should dry fast. Whoa.

It went off without a hitch.

It would have to go down to 58 degrees.

It'll beat on its own,

It's 'cause the turbine's running hot.

It's 110 degrees out here.

It's about... Cabe, so let's just...

It's been a pleasure working with you.

It's been more than a pleasure working with you.

It's chilly in here, huh?

It's cracked from the sun.

It's freezing!

It's getting louder, too.

It's just like putting your hand inside of a pumpkin,

It's much more than that.

It's much more than that.

It's not your fault.

It's okay if you don't want to.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's strong but I'm not sure if it's strong enough!

It's very amusing.

It's warm. He's almost thawed.

It's warping the pins.

Just a bit.

Just a conversation between two adults.

Just a few more seconds,

Just a little something for lettin' me shack up with ya

Just got a call from my contractor.

Just hurry. That dude's trying

Just need to stay calm, keep your heart rate down, buddy.

Just stop talking.

Just when I'm sure you're an android, you're not.

Lancaster scrambled a chopper,

Last few beats of your pumper will spread it

Last night, we played cribbage until midnight.

Lay him in carefully.

Lean him against the metal rim of the tub. Just do it.

Let me guess.

Let's break this down logically.

Let's get it done.

Let's go. Let's go!

Let's put out the flames

Let's try to keep Cabe company.

Liability rules dictate only family can come aboard.

Little device I whipped up.

Long way to the desert.

Look at all that hardware.

Look, I've heard every story in the book

Looks like a shard of copper snapped off

Looks like your ride's here.

Looks nice and gluey.

Love that rubber boot, mechanic outfit combo.

Makes all the difference.

Makes sense.

Man, it is hotter than a jalapeno's armpit out there...

Manual CPR won't do it.

Maybe I'll wear one of those Hawaiian shirts on our date.

Me, too!

Me? Sure. Of course.

Mesquite will strengthen the flame.

Middle of the desert,

Mm mm.

My calculations were off, weren't they?

My house is officially mold free.

My name is Gabe, Cabe. Cabe, Cabe Gallo.

My observations of the turbine when in operation?

New, borrowed, blue.

Next thing I'm gonna need is an elemental

Nice and easy, nice and easy.

Nice. Nice.

No brooming necessary.

No problem whatsoever.

No problem, kiddo.

No small loss.

No way! It's going too straight! I call shmockery!

No, and without this engine running,

No, big guys can handle big doses.

No, but the polymer in Styrofoam

No, but we do have electricity. Okay, quick.

No, he won't. He's not inhaling.

No, it's it's in the Middle East.

No, the hydrogen sulfide collection

No, the thermometer says 99 degrees.

No, they're gonna kiss. Yes, Sly!

No! That's too long! He's bleeding from his stomach.

No. Pretty sure that was...

Nope. No sham. No mockery. Just bristles coated

Not gonna happen.

Not good.

Not if Walt and Paige don't get here.

Not if you don't shut up!

Not really.

Not warming up!

Not without a hose, I can't!

Now I wish I got hit with the shrapnel.

Now Tim's on his way to the Middle East,

Now, look at this.

Now, slide 'em in right over my fingers.

Nude up, genius boy.

Odds?

Of airline departures...

Of course I am.

Of course. Work. Yeah. Well, I'm glad to hear

Of limited evolution to take over

Oh, ah, damn it.

Oh, boy, look at this crew.

Oh, boy, this is an issue.

Oh, boy. (cries out)

Oh, I can't believe Cabe has to ingest this stuff.

Oh, I got it! Oh, man!

Oh, I love Italian food.

Oh, it... stinks like rotten eggs.

Oh, it's working, it's getting colder by the second.

Oh, man, I'm starting to sound like Toby.

Oh, man, this should work.

Oh, man...

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Um...

Oh, okay. Um...

Oh, that one near the new Italian place?

Oh, that sucker exploded.

Oh, that's not necessary.

Oh, that's strong.

Oh, yeah, speaking of which, why did you guys come back

Oh, yeah, that's the hydrogen sulfide.

Oh, you're not helping at all.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Perfect shot.

Oh.

Oh...

Oh...

Okay, all we need to get

Okay, copy that.

Okay, everyone back away from the toolbox!

Okay, first thing I'm gonna need is super glue

Okay, get in.

Okay, I'm gonna shut it down

Okay, I'm ready.

Okay, lower your electrode into the water.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, so

Okay, so Happy freezes Cabe,

Okay, so much for the test run.

Okay, time to put those sticky fingers to work.

Okay, we all know what we need to do.

Okay, we're almost at the hot springs.

Okay, well, uh, I'm gonna go to Kovelsky's.

Okay, you're right on the cut.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. So, we need to run a full diagnostic

Okay...

On my truck.

On the helicopter.

On this wet, fake aorta.

On your clothes from the sulfur.

One binder clip coming up.

One wrong jostle

Ooh, ooh, take it far away from me, please.

Ooh.

Or you truly feel nothing.

Other than the flight delay, of course?

Our only chance of getting Cabe's heart beating again

Out to that Italian place.

Paige didn't say a word the entire drive out here.

Paige? Do you want to help record

Perfectly on target. Another degree or two,

Phooey. Dingo's.

Please don't let this happen.

Please let this work.

Previously on Scorpion...

Put it aside for the night and appreciate he's still with us.

Put the nail can on his wound

Rattlesnakes don't hunt using vision.

Rattlesnakes don't hunt using vision.

Reducing agent, something like hydrogen sulfur gas.

Remind me to never borrow your phone.

Remove your paw from the federal agent.

Rubber boot plus zip ties equals rubber hose.

Run a line from the water truck to the pipe intake.

Sad.

Save it for the honeymoon. If you could.

Seriously?

Set him down gently, gently.

She was begging you to take her to that Italian joint.

She wore it on her wedding day.

She's at least ten years younger than me.

She's gonna throw the toaster in the bathtub with Cabe.

She's not okay.

She's pissed.

Shock like that'll damage his heart so badly, it'll kill him.

Shouldn't you guys be prepping

Sir, sorry.

Sliced his abdominal aorta

Slide 'em down and find the artery.

Slide your fingers down a half inch.

Sly, all this is for naught if you can't get that venom.

Sly, I'm wearing Cabe on my hand like a puppet.

Sly, we're all doing our part over here!

Sly, you're gonna hate what I'm about to tell you,

Sly's stupid fan!

So are you, by the way.

So Happy can check each piece, just to be safe.

So he's not using any oxygen?

So I am putting my cell phone on vibrate,

So I can dangle this (phone buzzing) fake kangaroo rat

So I foresee a full recovery.

So I should, um, uh...

So I spent a little time with him at the airport.

So much for a relaxing day in the desert sun, huh?

So we have to start warming him up,

So we need, we need...

So we're back to Dingo's.

So you get your couch back,

So, my point is that we are all

So, with respect to things between you and me,

Some hydrogen sulfide for a friend.

Someone has to think about it.

Something about the brain needing oxygen.

Sometimes a long shot's all you have to bet on.

Speaking of cold travels,

Speaking of shacking up,

Spread the glue all over.

Starting the current.

Sterile was gone a long time ago.

Still nothing!

Still nothing.

Stimulating nerve endings.

Strange, given how hot it is outside.

Substitutable parts of a machine.

Superlative idea.

Sure hope a big ol' snake

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Surgery went well.

Suspended animation?

Sweet.

Sweet. I'm gonna siphon some gasoline for the super glue.

Take it away from me.

Take it away! Oh... (rattling)

Take the job your friend offered.

Tater Tots and salami?

Tell 'em a small piece of shrapnel

Thank you.

Thank you.

That can't be right.

That hydrogen sulfide gas.

That if you wanted, you could wear it.

That it slows his metabolism down

That maybe I should ask that Allie girl

That stopping the heart is actually bad for the patient.

That thing is untrustworthy.

That will pull vapor from the water beneath it,

That you wouldn't be angry at me...

That'll give us what we need.

That'll pull the air from the upside down bucket

That'll survive any chopper flight.

That's a little personal and a lot of gross.

That's a long shot. Well, take it from a gambler,

That's about 48 to 50 degrees.

That's cut clean through.

That's good, 'cause we're ahead of schedule.

That's good. That's what we want.

That's how we'll freeze him.

That's just the weak electrical current

That's my girl.

That's not sterile.

That's three hours before Cabe even sees an operating room!

The blood is being forced out of the binder clip because

The heart is pumping out blood from the cut artery,

The hot springs is just around the bend.

The hydrogen sulfur will protect his major organs

The last thing I'm gonna need

The next step is repairing his aorta.

The only reason you wouldn't feed

The rotor's coated in copper.

The team going. It's a...

The waters through the pipeline from Spokane to San Diego.

Then a man could die.

Then I am pulling a string from the sock

Then, the normal autorhythmicity of his heart will kick in.

There are other top mathematicians,

There are parts of my brain that work so much worse than others.

There are sulfur hot springs that I saw

There are three people with higher IQs than mine

There it is.

There you go. Get back up on that horse.

There's no way to keep Cabe's temperature down

These boots

They feel vibrations and sense heat.

They taught us at Harvard

Thin layer over the cut line.

Things are definitely not back to normal.

Thinned his blood, gassed up his lungs.

This belonged to my mother.

This is a geologically active area; 20 miles away,

This is a problem.

This is my campaign manager, Allie Jones.

This is not necessary.

This is really gonna work, isn't it?

This is ridiculous.

This isn't good. We have to start thinning his blood

This thing is gonna overheat any second.

This will split the water into oxygen and hydrogen,

Thought we'd bring our sunny day to you.

Thought, when you married the doc,

Three more miles.

Through this hose.

Through your arteries, but once I do it,

Tim lived next to Winchell's.

Tim said what he had to say

To create a super cooling evaporation vacuum.

To find the bleed,

To force a snake to bite your friend!

To get a peak at my... bubbles.

To gobble up this little fella.

To hold the artery together.

To lure this reptile out of his nook,

To make hydrogen sulfide bubbles.

To oversee this federal job,

To protect Cabe's organs upon re entry to the real world,

To that outcropping of rocks we passed half a mile back

To what's about to go down,

Toby has a shot at saving a man

Toby, how much colder

Truck's intake will pull in air

Turbine will have enough thrust to push

Turbine's hot.

Uh, and...

Uh, guys.

Uh, Happy? Come check this out.

Uh, I mean hitch.

Uh, so Tim got off all right?

Uh, there she is.

Uh, there's a turn right past those rocks.