Matchstick Men (2003) Edit

A client's opening an account to bridge the pound and Euro.

A flimflam man, matchstick man, loser. Whatever you want to call it.

A While.

About the hat? It's a little Dwight Yoakam around the edges.

After the dance, we went to Carrie's, and he pushed me against the bed...

Afternoon.

Agreed. But you weren't a mess last week, and you weren't on...

Airport security cameras, Roy, they got a nice look at her.

Alas, the print we took off your .38 was just a little small.

All right, I want you to stay in the car, okay?

All right, let's get this over with. Tell him you're clean.

All right, that's it. I'm coming over.

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All we need is the name of your bank...

Am I under arrest?

And he just scoops it off.

And I am sorry, sir.

And I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life.

And I never...

And I thought, since we seemed to hit it off so well last time...

And I thought, since we seemed to hit it off so well last time...

And I want you to know that I'm sorry.

And I'm not scared shitless. That's good, isn't it?

And it's got basil leaves in it. See the leaves?

And just in case, take this, will you?

And one TV dinner?

And some other stuff.

And sometimes in my business...

And that guy, Frank?

And that if I bought one of their filtration things, I wouldn't have to pay the tax.

And that's no way for a young lady to behave!

And that's What I did.

And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying I might vomit.

And then what?

And your personal relationships?

Angela, Frank's here!

Angela, I would not be a responsible father...

Angela, I'm back.

Angela, listen, I'm glad I met you, I really am, but I've got a business...

Angela, move. Get out of the car. Come on.

Angela, okay. Angela. Angela.

Angela, sweetheart.

Angela, your daughter.

Angela!

Angela?

Angela?

Angela.

Angela's never been arrested, all right?

Antiques dealers keep large stacks of cash in their homes next to their guns.

Any thoughts on lunch?

Anyways, all you've got here is tuna. Lots of tuna.

Are you now?

Are you whispering?

As if somebody would do that. When's his flight?

As long as you don't mind.

As of now.

At first she told me you were dead.

At that dosage, you're lucky to be sitting up straight.

Back to the bar.

Because Chuck didn't make it. We found him facedown in your driveway.

Because I screwed it up.

Because she hates me.

Because...

Beer. Uh...

Believe me, it's no fun doing what I do.

Bob has a record.

Booth today, Mr. Waller?

Breathe. Okay.

Buddy, ever heard of a line?

Business associate.

But I have the packet, so I'm clearly allowed to have them.

But I think she should hear it from me.

But I'd have to make a lot of changes.

But if I thought more about blowing my brains out...

But if you buy the Waterson 2000 water filtration system...

But now she just wants me home in time for summer school.

But now you have to set an example for someone else.

But seriously, I want to talk to you because I think I've developed a rash.

But the thing is, my secretary is having a baby this afternoon.

But then you're never gonna do it again, and you're gonna forget it. Agreed?

But we'd need a signed clearance from you...

But you always told me if I ever got a shot at a big score, I should take it.

Bye.

Called you names.

Can I help?

Can we have a little privacy?

Can you hold just a sec? Thanks, Irene.

Certain things distract me, make me feel sick to my stomach.

Certainly, Mr. Waller.

Certainly.

Chocolate, yeah. Okay, now listen...

Come on back home with me, and we can get a big pizza again.

Come on, come on! Come on!

Come on, I'm 21! My ID is in my luggage!

Come on, man. Come on, you're killing me.

Come on, pick it up. I know it's tough, but come on.

Come on, remnants are in the back of the store.

Come on, Roy. Really, man.

Come on!

Come on. Come on back in the car. Come on. I'm sorry, okay?

Congratulations. Which prize are you hoping for?

Could you please take your shoes off?

Could you watch the carpet, please?

Couple of winners.

Cut the shit. I'm not a criminal.

Dad, hurry! Hurry!

Dad, I thought about it. We should give the money back. I'd feel better.

Dad! Dad!

Darn it! I can't remember... Pref ex something.

Detectives, can you make it a little...

Did you give me this?

Did you mail it to them?

Did you see him go through security...?

Did you see that old chick at the bar with the makeup?

Do we have to talk about this?

Do you mind eating?

Do you mind if I put them up? It helps my back.

Do you mind if I sit there? The high back helps.

Do you regret it? Exposing her to that? Her seeing that side of you?

Do you understand? I shot him. I did.

Do you want me to pick you up something on the way back?

Don't look at those d****s, man. You should've known.

Don't shit...

Don't spend it all at the coin op. Hide it when you get home.

Don't take this too literally, but you've been closing doors for a long time.

Don't you think you should eat eggs for breakfast? Something healthy.

Don't you wanna know my name?

Enjoy it.

Enjoy the Caymans, and don't get too much sun.

Everybody's done something bad in their life.

Everyone at the office is about to head to the hospital.

Everything smells like gum? What was that about?

Excuse me one second.

Excuse me, sir. Can we borrow your paper for a sec?

Five hundred thousand?

Five minutes.

Five thousand pounds sterling. A perk of working in exchange at a bank.

For God's sake, make sure the person you're conning isn't conning you.

For one thing, I'd have to stop doing what I do for a living.

For some folks, money is a foreign film without subtitles.

Four out of five? Four out of five pays.

Fourteen, ready to be a man.

Frank and I have some out of town work, so...

Frank!

Frank.

Frank.

Frank's not done, are you, Frank? You done, Frank?

Friday. What do you think?

Gentlemen, looks like we have a trade.

German shepherd, but...

Get out of the car, you lousy, two bit con!

Give me a contact... Hello? Hello?

Give me my money! Give me my money!

Glad I missed that day.

Goddamn it, shoot him!

Good girl.

Good morning.

Good night.

Ground floor, if you have to go out the back. Wait there for me.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

Hand me a gold wedding ring, sweetheart.

Have these distractions affected your work of late?

Have you spoken to her?

He ain't gonna make it.

He and the mob, they're like this:

He doesn't live here anymore, man.

He just gave them to you at the office?

He said that there'd been a contest, and I had won a prize.

He specializes in custody suits.

He wants to fly the money to the Caymans. Afraid he might get robbed.

He was grabbing at my chest. What was I supposed to do?

He'd be 14.

He'd have to explain what he's doing with a briefcase...

He's been missing most of the week. Tall guy.

He's fast.

He's gonna come to me...

He's gonna get you out of here, and I will see you in a day or two.

He's leaving for the Caymans for a month. We've gotta do it now.

He's my partner. My protégé.

He's not done.

Heather.

Her mother's near hysterical.

Here we go, babe.

Here we go.

Here you go, sweetie.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here you go. That's right.

Here, sweetie.

Here's the money. Give me a call.

Hey, airport bartender!

Hey, can you guys put the air conditioning on?

Hey, Chuck Frechette, this is Arden...

Hey, hello?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, pal!

Hey, Roy, pick it up.

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, that...

Hey, would you watch the rug? You're spilling food...

Hey! Would you stay in the car?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. You his financial adviser? No.

Hi, cutie pie.

Hi, Dad, it's me. I just wanted to say hi.

Hi, Mom. No.

Hi.

Hi. I'd like access to my safety deposit box, 366, please.

Hmm.

Hobo Ernie?

Honey, I'm sorry. I should have asked you first.

How come you didn't want him to see me?

How did you find me?

How do you get them outside? Mine sits at home all day.

How is she?

How long have you worked here?

How much could you get your hands on?

How much did you give them, Mrs. Schaffer?

How much you think we can take that guy for?

How's that?

Huh?

Huh...

Hurry. Come on.

I am grown up.

I asked you to turn the machine off, right?

I barely get by being me.

I can't feel my thumbs.

I did. She said she didn't wanna talk about it.

I didn't take any money from your stupid dog!

I didn't.

I don't know. He's from Downey.

I don't like being outdoors, which I know is called agoraphobia. Right?

I don't like eggs.

I don't need a partner who's like:

I figure, on short notice, he could scratch up at least 30 grand.

I figured you would have moved out to, I don't know, Hawaii.

I forgot to pay for a pack of gum once. That's it.

I found her in black and white.

I gave it to you.

I got it for you at the airport.

I gotta do business, you mind if...?

I gotta go! I got a big business meeting.

I gotta go.

I gotta hold his hand. Would you please heat this up?

I had a good teacher.

I have all of August off. I was thinking I could come visit you.

I have one rule, Chuck. Simple is safe.

I have one rule, Chuck. Simple is safe.

I heard it all.

I just told you. I went to the arcade.

I just went out! God, I didn't even... I didn't drink, I didn't get high!

I just went out. I went to the arcade. It's like a half a mile away.

I know we are. What about her?

I know your name.

I know, I know. But we got no choice.

I lost it.

I lost my little girl.

I love you, man. Frank.

I made you eggs.

I mean it.

I mean, it's strange. Two weeks ago, this was ancient history.

I met him at a bowling alley.

I might have put up a fuss when security...

I need a check okay on three.

I need a refill. I don't have a prescription...

I need four or five of them to cover me for the weekend.

I never took anybody who didn't let me out of greed or weakness.

I never took anybody who didn't let me out of greed or weakness.

I really liked your leather and...

I said walk him to the plane! Did you walk him to the plane?

I see... I saw you. I know you're there.

I shot him.

I spilled them down the drain by accident.

I suppose ladies do. The queen before Ben Franklin.

I think I left my wallet...

I think I'm in love with you.

I think it said CRC on them. Something like that.

I think it's disrespectful. I just think it's disrespectful.

I think we should go with the dark because of the dog.

I thought maybe it could work out, but it can't. It doesn't.

I thought you kept your money in the dog.

I told you I'd teach you a con, I didn't say I'd let you get away with it.

I told you you were gonna like it here.

I took Angela along with me over the weekend, selling a piece.

I understand you'd like to speak to your husband first about this.

I usually take off for a day or two to let her calm down.

I wanna know right now or I'm calling your mother!

I want you to breathe, okay? Just keep breathing.

I was thinking, I'm a grown man. I should know what goes on in my head.

I wasn't sober a lot then.

I wasn't sure how Angela would go for it, but she took to it.

I went out with her, but afterwards I was pretty toasted.

I went to see a lawyer.

I wish you could've been there. I reeled him in, man.

I, uh...

I'd just like to be able to take a girl someplace nice once in a while.

I'd like to access safety deposit box 366.

I'd like to play this for the drawing on the 22nd.

I'll be right back.

I'll meet you out in front if you want. Okay. Bye.

I'll tell you as little as possible about what I do...

I'll try.

I'm a con artist.

I'm Detective Bishop. This is Detective Holt.

I'm gonna have a courier come to your house. You're gonna give him a check.

I'm gonna make a couple of calls. My aunt saw this shrink after her divorce.

I'm gonna take him to the hospital.

I'm happy now.

I'm happy to

I'm here. He sits there.

I'm just something you have to deal with to screw her!

I'm not a criminal.

I'm not as innocent as you think. I've done stuff with boys.

I'm not dead. I'm in antiques.

I'm not the one who pimped her into the fucking grift!

I'm not the one who put her at risk. She put us at risk!

I'm not very good at being a dad. Okay? You know? All right?

I'm not...

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry I let you down.

I'm sorry to lose you.

I'm sorry to tell you this, ma'am, but you won't be receiving any prize.

I'm sorry too...

I'm sorry, I gotta take you home.

I'm sorry, you've been the victim of fraud.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. He's unavailable. Dr. Wiley is on call if you'd like me to page him.

I'm taking the shoes off. Give me a break over here.

I'm taking them off.

I'm taking them off. See? They're off.

I've been doing this a long time.

I've been watching Univision all night, and all they speak is Spanish.

I've done stuff with boys, if I told you...

If he is at all.

If I don't help her, she will go to jail.

If I had anything to do over again, I would've worked harder in school.

If it makes any difference, you're the best I ever saw.

If it's real money, it's long con. I don't do long con.

If not, I call my cop friends, and your little girl goes to juvy till she's 18.

If that's you, then this is me. So leave a message after the beep.

If this is a medical emergency, contact your local hospital or call 911.

If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.

In case.

In September is fathers' visiting day at school. It's lame, but...

In this situation, it's very important to remain calm.

Incorrectly. But, yes.

Irene Fisk. She wants to talk to her husband first.

Irene, my supervisor just stepped into my office, and he would love to talk to you.

Is it a job?

Is it all right if I leave you here alone?

Is that what you were thinking about, stains on my carpet?

It was the best time we've had together.

It would only be for weekends and some holidays to start.

It's a funny way of looking at it.

It's a little more complicated than that, but again, simple is safe.

It's almost 3.

It's Angela, right?

It's been counted?

It's easier if I show you.

It's good to see you start opening some again.

It's good to see you too.

It's got nothing to do with us.

It's just I'd feel better somewhere indoors.

It's like a giant cricket.

It's my spleen.

It's nice, your place.

It's not good, but I'm telling you, it could still get a lot worse.

It's not that I don't want him to see...

It's not the newest swindle in the world.

It's okay, you know. Whatever you do.

It's okay. I used to do it too.

It's okay. It's okay, honey, go.

It's real money.

It's right here.

It's stuffy in here. It smells like Lysol.

It's usually stealing from people who don't deserve it.

It's, it's... It's hard to explain.

Jeez, you're worse than Mom.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. Oh, God, what is that smell?

Jesus, Carolyn.

Judging by that last performance, I'm sure you'll think of something.

Just don't say it.

Just get out of the car. Let's go. Come on. Go!

Just money unaccounted for, floating on top of the books like a layer of cream.

Keep it. Consider it a parting gift.

Kids?

Let her stay. She's in this as much as you are.

Let his greed meet his imagination.

Let it out. Good, very good.

Let me ask a question. What if you had to change careers?

Let me ask you something, Arden. How much could you do this for?

Let me confirm your address for our courier service.

Let me guess, a Lab.

Let me show you a little something I learned in Taiwan.

Like a duck to water. She even helped out.

Like, if I see a school bus, I'll wonder, ls one of those kids Roy Jr.?

Listen to me. Frank will get you out of here, all right?

Listen, I just got off the phone with Heather.

Listen, I need a new thing of pills.

Little training bras hanging from the shower rods.

Look, doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet.

Looked at your picture, see if I got your nose, your eyes.

Looks like someone put it through the wash by accident.

Makes you look grown up.

Maybe we could go bowling sometime.

Maybe.

Me neither, but my daughter's a wiz.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Hi, this is Roy Waller calling for Dr. Mancuso.

Mom and I had sort of a fight. Happens once in a while.

Mom and I had sort of a fight. Happens once in a while.

Mom used to say I got lucky and only got your elbows.

Monday.

Money is a foreign film without subtitles.

More.

Morning.

Move your leg.

Moved.

Mr. Schlick licker? Hi, I'm sorry. You waited too long. No prize for you.

Mr. Schlickling, can you hold on just one moment? Thank you.

Mrs. Schaffer, can you tell us exactly what the man said on the phone?

Must be lonesome without her.

My dad's a smooth operator!

My daughter was there today!

My doctor gave those to me. They're Pref ex.

My heart goes out to you, but this is it now.

My house is your house?

My next guess.

My plane doesn't leave for 30 minutes, give...

N, Norman, 7942.

Nah.

Never play someone who isn't buying what you're selling.

Next, I get half of whatever you make from now on.

No kidding? You were...

No matter how good a plan is, you almost always get thrown a curve.

No way!

No, a courier picked it up.

No, I told her I'm a psychiatrist. I can't lie.

No, in there!

No, it does. It does. Just not very well.

No, N7942.

No, no. Do your worst.

No, this one's better.

No, you don't have the pass code.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I know.

Not now!

Now can I get into the whatever it is?

Now, all of a sudden...

Now, I hope you have something for me.

Oh, God. I lost my little girl.

Oh, honey. You dropped something.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, is that right? Is that right?

Oh, man, you are bad. Did you take your pills?

Oh, no, these are for...

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, God.

Oh, Roy, come on. Did you call Mancuso?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough. We just got a dog.

Oh, yeah. Okay, that's right.

Okay, bye.

Okay, Frank.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, I'm sorry. Okay.

Okay, listen. Angela is in trouble.

Okay, okay, okay, Okay

Okay, okay, okay, Okay

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, then how about this?

Okay, you remember your cue, right?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. How's that? You like that?

Okay. Okay, let's do this.

Okay. Okay. All right? I'm sorry. It's just...

Okay. The most important thing to understand about this game is...

Okay. Where did you go?

Okay. Windows are closed. Windows are closed.

Old people, fat people. Lonely.

One of these days, I'm gonna get you drunk.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Or over there, if you prefer. Or the couch.

Or this one.

Otherwise, just try to be as honest and open with them as possible.

Otherwise, there's not a lot we can do.

Otherwise, we blow it off.

Otis, knock it off.

Out of 15.

Over there. He missed you coming in.

P.S. Enjoy the gift.

Peace?

Pick it up.

Push it till tomorrow.

Pygmies!

Really?

Right!

Roy, come on, man. Come on.

Roy, come on, what the hell? I feel like a chick.

Roy, come on.

Roy, I don't prescribe medicine unless I've chatted with the patient.

Roy, I wouldn't bother you, but... Well, I'm dying, Roy.

Roy, I'm sorry, man.

Roy, it's lonely in this little office all by myself.

Roy, it's me. It's Frankie.

Roy, this is Dmitri. I met you at that club Rage the other night.

Roy, what happened? They told...

Roy, where's Frank?

Roy, you okay?

Roy?

Roy? Okay, I see that.

Roy? Why did Mom leave you?

Roy.

Rule number one: Never work near where you live.

Rule number two: Don't write anything down.

Save that tax. Have a great day. Thank you.

Saw that guy again last night. Chuck. Guy I was telling you about.

See you later? Peace. Two fingers.

See? Mom was wrong. I didn't just get your elbows.

Señorita.

Señorita.

Seriously? You don't have a TV?

Seven hundred dollars.

Shame on you!

She didn't understand it might help with your therapy.

She knows you're her father and says she really wants to meet you.

She left me with a black eye, which I gave her, and a bun in the oven...

She said you were a bad guy.

She was pregnant two months before she even told me about it.

She went back to her mom's.

She's a cute one.

She's fine.

She's gonna be okay.

She's not here, is she?

She's not here. She must have gone back to her mom's.

She's...

Shit.

Shut up!

Signature and pass code, please.

Signature and pass code, please.

Simon's about your age. Though you'd never guess. He's so hyper.

Small time? What are you a...? You fucking quack!

So could you call her?

So it's 543N7542.

So that was a good day, doc.

So what if I am? So? He's my father.

So when did you get out?

So where do you think?

So who goes first?

So you just sit tight, honey.

So you like this guy?

So, what, you working this guy?

So, what's going on?

So, you know, I think it'd be better...

Some people call it sales, but other people call it...

Son of a bitch didn't even tip.

Sorry about the sap on the head, by the way, and for everything else.

Sorry to disturb you. We'd like to ask you a few questions.

Sorry, sorry!

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. I had to check.

Sorry. Thirty, 49, 60.

Spearmint Rhino.

Spicy calamari?

Stay in the car!

Stop worrying about me. I'm barely even doing anything.

Summer is the worst. The worst.

Summer school sort of sucks. I get out at noon on Wednesday.

Summer school.

Sure, Bob. I didn't mean to... Sorry. I'll be...

Sure, I can just watch TV.

Sweetheart?

Take her to her mother's, and drive south and never come back.

Take it slow, will you?

Tell Angela the pass code, and then you tell her to write it down.

Thai food?

Thank you for coming.

Thank you, doc.

Thank you, thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you. These still make me look old?

Thanks for being kind, but we're not allowed. Please, take the change.

Thanks for not saying anything.

Thanks, buddy. Right there.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That how you ended up a criminal?

That I'm beautiful?

That Internet thing, that's a fad. I can't figure it out.

That is wrong what you did, and...

That one! That one!

That refers to testimony based on confidential information.

That sort of thing.

That was sloppy.

That's an 18th century Queen Anne footstool I've had my feet on.

That's awesome, man!

That's beautiful.

That's embarrassing. Just stop.

That's gonna be a little harder for me, but I'll manage.

That's good. All right. Let's go kick some butt.

That's great. Can you get me some more of them?

That's how I left. I didn't have keys to lock the door.

That's it.

That's just my piggy bank. All right, I want you to wait here.

That's nice.

That's okay, isn't it?

That's okay.

That's terrific. That's great.

That's very good, but actually, I gotta talk to Klein.

That's why we got in a fight.

That's why you're here?

The baby. You were gonna have a baby.

The chefs in Italy say the spaghetti's ready if you throw it and it sticks.

The doctor will be in in a second.

The government is gonna make you pay a tax on the prize.

The line for that one's shorter.

The more I thought about it...

The older the better. Beware of couples. Only you whisper in your mark's ear.

The one thing you can control, though, is who your mark is.

The second you left the place, he was off his barstool. He's in.

The Waterson 2000 offers you the cleanest filtration system available today.

The woman said we just take it down for verification, and they'll mail me a check.

Then she said you might as well be.

Then walk him to the security check. Now. Go. Now!

Then what could be more important than purifying the water your family drinks?

Then why do you do it?

Then why does she get to?

Then why won't you? Because crime doesn't pay?

There are things you have to do...

There is if you want what I know.

There were in the gift shop. In my business, it pays...

There you go.

There.

There'd be a drawing next week, and I'd win...

There's no privilege says I gotta leave you two alone.

There's no time. I gotta get the money, get changed, get Ernie...

There's no, like...

There's nothing wrong with a man telephoning his ex wife.

They bait you with something bogus, then sell you something worthless.

They make you look old.

Thirteen, 14, 15. You got kids overnight?

Thirty seven, 38, 39, 40 and 10 is 50. Thank you.

This is no good, Roy. It's no good for you or us.

This is nothing. You ought to catch me during Little League season. Three boys.

This is our living arrangement. I pay rent. She buys the carpets.

This is so...

This teenybopper Hillary says, I am single, baby.

Those pills working?

Thought you weren't hungry.

Three hundred thousand?

Three, four, five, six and...

Today's Thursday.

Took the bus. Think I could come in a sec?

Turn it off.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. Uh huh.

Uh huh. Uh huh.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... Hey, hey. He)'

Uh... Uh...

Um... Yeah.

Wait a second.

Wait, wait, wait. My girlfriend knows a bit better than I do what we need.

Wait. That's her car in the driveway.

Waller. Keep the change.

Waller. Keep the change.

Want to meet? We still got Chuck's money to split.

Watch the cameras.

Watched him drop a couple G's there a month ago.

We had a very nice conversation.

We need a price check on a five pound bag of Red Delicious.

We only hurt the ones we love, huh?

We should at least see if it hit.

We should call your mom and we can all go down together.

We should part more often.

We won $600!

We'll just have to see about that.

We'll pull the Jamaican switch. He knows you, so you're rope. I'm inside.

We're from the Federal Trade Commission.

We're not on the books. We're safe.

We've met people who paid twice that.

Well, a lot of these whack jobs...

Well, actually, are you at his office now?

Well, I could pay you back by cleaning up or something.

Well, I don't care. I don't care!

Well, I don't think you're a bad guy.

Well, I guess that's your call.

Well, I see things differently now.

Well, I Will if I Want!

Well, it's not a fortune, but it will keep me in diapers. Barely.

Well, no, I told her I'm a psychiatrist. I can't lie, Roy.

Well, thanks!

Well, that's wonderful.

Well, the sticker says 75, but I can knock 20 percent off if you pay cash.

Well, then let's get that prescription pad out.

Well, then you've probably seen our advertisements.

Well, what was his name?

Well, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and may be...

Well, you know, it was a little... It made me feel... I was a little...

Well, you'd have to ask her that.

Well, you're something of a clean slate, Roy.

What am I gonna tell him? We can't postpone it.

What are we doing?

What are you gonna do?

What do you think?

What if you don't show?

What is it? Bishop? Bishop!

What personal relationships?

What time is his flight?

What time is it?

What was her name?

What would you like to do today, little girl?

What would you like to do?

What, did you get attacked by Mr. Clean?

What?

What?

What? Oh oh.

What? What was that word you used? Shit?

What's going on with you? You switch shampoos or something?

What's going on?

What's his number?

What's that?!

What's the hubbub?

What's wrong?

When he said that, Mom started to laugh.