Game of Thrones (2011) - Season 3 Edit

A bad joke, Your Grace.

A better dancer than a singer, I'm afraid

A big dumb bitch from who cares where.

A bit gruesome for my taste.

A certain man made my master an offer

A coin from Meereen,

A coin from Volantis,

A company led by a Braavosi named Mero,

A confidant of mine has told me

A conjuror's trick?

A coward's weapon.

A darkness that will swallow the dawn.

A daughter fucking, wildling bastard.

A deep and singular misery.

A drop of his blood killed Robb Stark...

A drunken little lust filled beast.

A fair enough repayment for putting your spear

A few more days.

A fortnight ago, I had no army.

A gaping pit waiting to swallow us all.

A gentle word.

A girl of nine, I believe.

A god is real or he's not.

A good life, far from here.

A good man does everything in his power

A good ranger.

A great battle in the snow.

A great beauty with a very old name

A great beauty? Oh, a great beauty?

A great gift requires a great sacrifice.

A great injustice has been done to them.

A Hound!

A joke. Joffrey did not mean it.

A Lannister child, as soon as possible.

A lion? A wolf?

A list of people you mean to kill?

A little bloody gratitude would be a start.

A little louder.

A little misfortune and you're giving up

A little obvious, perhaps.

A little obvious, perhaps.

A man who fights for gold can't afford to lose to a girl.

A man who lives up to his reputation.

A matter of patience, I have found.

A member of your family

A military encampment is no place for a lady.

A minstrel's got gold sometimes.

A murderer.

A number of people in this city want to kill me

A person could almost be forgiven

A ponderous oaf.

A poor lad from Flea Bottom

A question for the philosophers.

A recent state of affairs.

A ridiculous arrangement, to my mind.

A rose, a red rose.

A smith, eh? Where'd you train?

A spectacle for the locals.

A spider in the garden.

A story we agree to tell each other over and over

A successful courtship would make Lord Baelish

A surprising place to keep the royal ledgers.

A sword swallower through and through.

A symbolic revenge of sorts.

A token of a bargain well struck

A treasonous statement. Joffrey is king.

A treasonous statement. Joffrey is king.

A very large house.

A wedding to plan. You must rest.

A week after that, she came down with porridge plague

A week's journey with you and she'll order you to fall on your sword.

A welcome one.

A what?

A wink is on purpose.

A woman he didn't even know.

A year ago, I had no dragons.

About 300.

About how to put you on the Iron Throne?

About my own marriage.

About overplaying your position.

About the events of the Blackwater.

About the Unsullied? About their obedience?

About this royal boy, this Joffrey.

About what I'm going to say to Father?

About where the ship is going and why.

Absolutely nothing is happening.

According to whom?

Acting Lord of the Vale.

Actually, I rather enjoy him.

Aegon Targaryen proved that.

Aegon Targaryen.

Aerion Brightflame they called him.

After 30 years of fighting,

After a fashion.

After a long consultation with my colleague Ser Bronn,

After he fell on the battlefield.

After he'd had far too much wine to drink,

After I tell her how we murdered her mother and brother?

After my uncle passes out.

After the battle, maybe we'll all share you.

After you're wed to Cersei, of course.

Against the actual person

Ah, but you know the song "The Rains of Castamere"?

Ah, for the gillyflower.

Ah, fought your way out of Harrenhal, I see.

Ah, here comes my cheese.

Ah, look, crow coming!

Ah, Renly.

Ah, the return of the conquering hero.

Ah, yes, to pursue his enduring love

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Aha, not a man at all.

Aha! A smith and a salesman.

Ahem!

Ahem.

Aim for that star. Don't stop.

All because I was jealous of his mother.

All he had to do was be.

All he laid siege to

All made of ice.

All my life I've been hearing, "Jaime Lannister",

All of you.

All questions have been taken from them.

All right, yes, I fucked her once.

All right.

All right.

All right. Contribute.

All the good it's done her.

All the Stark men are dead.

All the way across to the far side of the world

All the way to the Weeping Water.

All these are wrong. Bring others.

All this horror that's come to my family...

All those burning men in the water

All those high lords.

All those who spoke against her she called

All you've got to do is say "my father"

All?

Allow me to join your Queensguard

Allow me to raise a cup to your...

Almost as good as it looked on me

Alone for a moment?

Alone, if I may.

Along Tanner's Row and right in front of my front door

Along with his position, I'm afraid.

Although who doesn't like to see their friends fail now and then?

Always the artists.

Am I enjoying it?

Among other things.

An amputee might have an itch where his foot used to be.

An old man on the run

An open heart is what you'll get in Flea Bottom

An unhappy wife is a wine merchant's best friend.

An Unsullied must go to the slave marts with a silver mark,

And a boy with his affliction

And a coin from Braavos.

And a kinder fate than you deserve

And a smaller army, but he had three dragons.

And a very dangerous girl escaped Harrenhal.

And a wedding not more than a fortnight thereafter

And after an agreed upon period of time,

And after that, nothing.

And Alanna looked like a goddess sent to torture me.

And all men must serve Him.

And anything I can do to help you, I will.

And approach them with an open heart.

And as a reward for your accomplishments

And as my reward,

And as the Lord Commander

And babes still on the breast

And back to those shit stained rocks

And because I'm a slow learner.

And before long you'll spend the rest of your days

And birth it into the world.

And Bran and Rickon have not been found.

And bring back Lady Stark's daughters in exchange.

And bring her under your protection.

And bring Lysa Arryn into the fold.

And brother in law.

And burning men alive.

And cannibals and giants

And cannibals and giants

And charming and very clean.

And couldn't possibly result in children.

And display my colors since I cannot prove that you are not mine.

And do terrible things, but your father stopped them.

And do you know how Aegon Targaryen conquered Westeros?

And don't call him "nephew." He is your king.

And don't worry.

And drinking with thieves

And empty her chamber pot.

And eventually your face slides off and you die in agony.

And ever since that day,

And everyone else in this city.

And everything that's happened since then...

And finally one day,

And for every one of them,

And for the first time in my life, the Lord replied.

And getting attacked or killed or worse.

And green brocade with fringed sleeves.

And handsome and as brave as a lion.

And He brought me here to draw it from you

And he eats the flesh of his enemies.

And he lived.

And he lived.

And he lost.

And he must go on believing.

And he said that was mercy.

And he was dead.

And he was so grateful to me for providing

And here we are now.

And Highgarden will go to the children

And his bitch mother.

And his recent experience has made him wary

And Hobb makes venison stew

And horses and food.

And House Tyrell is throwing its prized flower into the dirt.

And how many stepped forward

And I brought you up as my son.

And I chose wrong.

And I couldn't keep my promise.

And I don't blame you, either.

And I drew mine.

And I heard a voice answer his call.

And I knew I was the worst woman who ever lived.

And I knew the truth.

And I know it's true love not bought by gold and silver.

And I let him burn the bodies...

And I made it.

And I may give you my Second Sons.

And I want it served now.

And I was sorry when I heard of Lord Renly's death, Lady Margaery.

And I will not fail you again

And I win the game if you beg me to cut off your finger.

And I won't see them again.

And I would let myself be consumed by maggots

And I would sit at this window

And I'd rather not see you no more.

And I'll be free to kill you.

And I'll come back to you."

And I'll love him.

And I'll sort them myself.

And I'm a woman. I was still beating you.

And I'm glad he's dead.

And I'm going to bring him home.

And I'm Lord of Riverrun.

And I'm no whore, my friend.

And I've heard all about Hodor.

And I've made mine.

And if Cersei is too old to give Loras children,

And if he don't...

And if he's useful, good. If not...

And if Littlefinger marries her, he'll have the key in his pocket.

And if you fall,

And if you saw it, too, you'd run the other way.

And if you serve faithfully,

And if you want me to carry on protecting you,

And if you were to marry Loras...

And in that darkness, eyes staring back at me...

And in very bad taste.

And invader of the North.

And it slides right off like rain off a wing.

And it stirs when you put a sword in his hand.

And it was never funny to begin with.

And it's only afterwards when it's too late

And it's supposed to bring back wine in exchange.

And just now kings are dying like flies.

And laugh at us

And leave it in the woods

And left her there with her throat cut open

And legacy...

And let him go, he'll be taking it right off.

And let the waves wash you away.

And let your widow wear them around her neck.

And lick your boots.

And listen very carefully. You...

And live in a castle by the sea.

And make my father proud.

And make sure it holds before taking your next step.

And make words come out.

And making you heir to Casterly Rock.

And Malcolm and Talbott.

And married a handsome lord and they have darling children

And me...

And more daughters than I can count

And more predictable.

And my enemies more carefully still.

And my foolish flock of hens.

And neither do you.

And never get to try again.

And no one can take that away from me,

And no one will think of rebelling for another century.

And none have seen the blade.

And not a soul to hear

And not before.

And now his watch has ended

And now his watch has ended.

And now I'm his wife's servant.

And now I've burned everything down.

And now my pockets are empty.

And now my son is doing the same,

And offer me a daughter of my choosing.

And one of your little spies came running to tell you?

And our king is still no closer to the Iron Throne.

And our lives for a chance at a prettier wife?

And paying no mind to where his horse was taking him.

And pretend that you're not.

And protect our legacy.

And protecting the realm,

And release.

And remove the stain from his name.

And resilient as I was once.

And Rhaegar died.

And said the old words.

And Sam...

And send them off to kill Lannisters

And sent me back up north for a summary execution.

And she didn't bring me any enjoyment.

And she robbed them of their justice.

And she said she never had better.

And she was always angry with me.

And she'll have to come watch and pretend to be happy that you're queen.

And she's almost as fat as this one here.

And sit down to a feast of ham and potatoes

And sleep well!

And so my watch begins.

And so will his children and their children.

And some are given a chance to climb,

And some of us tanners and masons.

And somehow this gave him the notion he was fit to be king.

And soon learned that the contents of a man's letters

And steal us from our beds

And stew is a kind word for it.

And take this one.

And tanners and masons.

And Tarly is my family name.

And that you'll have to pay somehow for every bite you take.

And that. But when you're not getting attacked or killed,

And that's it, all your troubles are gone.

And the archer.

And the bedside of a traitor?

And the bride, of course.

And the child?

And the fellow here with the bow is Anguy.

And the Lord of Light needs this boy.

And the mother of the king.

And the ones still in training as well.

And the thrill of killing a man who wants to kill you.

And their sons after them.

And then she comes at you...

And then you can go on your way.

And then you just aim...

And there is still a war to fight.

And there were servants, of course.

And there's plenty more to carry on if we go down.

And there's plenty of little skeletons

And there's something else.

And they named him traitor and took his head.

And they seemed to like these things?

And they were the only words I knew.

And they'll pay me for you.

And they've had a lot of men.

And this is supposed to impress me?

And this is the truth

And this.

And those are the words I heard over and over again

And three of them are in open rebellion.

And thrown in the Blackwater,

And to leave this place.

And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me

And Tyrells thanks to our new affiliation.

And was she good? Did you like her?

And watch something die over there.

And we can stop it, you and I.

And we can't get weapons and horses and food without gold.

And we have much farther to go.

And we have no further strategic need for it.

And we might just make it there in time for the wedding.

And wear it 'round my neck.

And what about you? You know that I'm taking you to war.

And what are my brothers in arms to drink?

And what did Littlefinger say about this loss of income?

And what do knights swear to do?

And what if I don't?

And what is she to do for soldiers?

And what's this truth you plan on telling him today?

And when a Tyrell farts, it smells like a rose.

And when the time is right, you will be given a position

And when they're angry,

And where is that?

And whether he's Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

And which one of you was a marksman at 10?

And who am I?

And who knows?

And who told you that?

And why have you come to me with this matter?

And why I'm torturing you

And why would that make you desert your brothers?

And Winterfell.

And with a true khalasar...

And yet the world belongs to them.

And you are not an evil man.

And you defeated him all the same.

And you drank with me on four of my wedding days,

And you have no idea how I feel.

And you have so much blood.

And you know what those men are now?

And you must remain strong for him.

And you never...

And you rode him down

And you saw whatever she gave birth to.

And you stuff sheep dung inside.

And you take credit because you dropped a leech into the fire?

And you whine and cry and quit.

And you will be the king's stepfather

And you will swear to tell your father the truth,

And you would stand beside him.

And you,

And you! And you!

And you...

And you're a grub in fancy armor

And you're still here

And you've only just come back to life.

And your daddy ain't here.

And your mother?

And your sister.

And your son will be Loras' nephew?

And your son?

And your sons will be rich men

And your trust, not your sons?

And, of course, it's our duty to assist the capital

And, of course, there's the Mad King,

And, poof, mountains of gold.

And..

And...

Another golden rose. How original.

Another lovely day on the high seas.

Any advice for me on my new position?

Any boy his age who needs his sister to protect him

Any lies in particular?

Any man who must say, "I am the king"

Anyone named Desmond Crakehall must be a pervert.

Anyone. You could have picked King Joffrey.

Anyway, from what I can tell,

Anyway, it's not me the Brotherhood wants.

Anyway, it's not my father I'm worried about.

Apparently, Her Grace believed

Are details of your grandson's nocturnal activities.

Are more valuable than the contents of his purse.

Are we being attacked?

Are you doing with the Stark bitch?

Are you enjoying your new position?

Are you frightened, child?

Are you going to bring the food or do you mean to starve us to death?

Are you here to seduce me?

Are you sure Lady Margaery doesn't find all this a bit macabre?

Are you?

Aren't the Tyrells the second wealthiest family in Westeros now?

Armored and mounted.

Arya's alive?

As a boy, I travelled with a troupe of actors

As a member of his Kingsguard,

As an authority on myself, I must disagree.

As any father loves his child,

As do I.

As every other armorer in the city.

As far as I know.

As grand as Casterly Rock.

As have we all

As if that makes it smell any better

As is your right.

As much as I appreciate a walk in the sunshine, your lordship,

As one of the greatest fighters the Seven Kingdoms has ever seen

As real as these iron bars,

As restitution for the mistakes my soldiers made.

As restitution for this betrayal,

As she grows older.

As soon as our wounded are strong enough.

As soon as you're well enough to travel,

As the battle raged all around me.

As the father of the realm,

As to your fathead father...

As would any man who's seen the things we've seen

As you always have,

Ask her who came back for her

Ask her, if you ever see her again

Astoundingly long.

At Castle Black?

At each other beneath the sheets.

At knocking men off horses with a stick.

At my disposal.

At some point perhaps.

At the Hand's tourney, you gave me your favor.

At the moment.

At the Mummer's Ford, girls of seven years were ****d

At the next brothel I visit.

At the prospect of me getting what I want.

At the Stone Mill which may have some bearing...

At the very least, I should be offered the same choice you were.

At what point does it become treason

Ath ja hakar.

Athjahaka.

Athjahakar.

Athjahakar.

Aye

Aye, but you took your sweet time of it.

Aye, he was a bleeder.

Aye, I do.

Aye, old Balerion's definitely better

Aye, pig's got value to me.

Aye, ser, and serving which king?

Aye, we left you.

Aye, you have both.

Aye.

Babies, children, old men.

Back to King's Landing to Joffrey and the queen.

Back when he had a whole hand.

Bad men wanted to come into this city

Baelish doesn't have friends.

Bar the door.

Baratheon deserters.

Barely a grunt.

Bastard?

Battled the White Walkers and defeated them

Be back in time for my supper.

Be careful with that.

Be quick about it.

Be who he was born to be.

Bearded, stinking barbarians.

Beat that servant girl at Casterly Rock.

Because he doesn't have much time.

Because he has your blood in his veins.

Because I didn't get my men to the Trident in time for battle.

Because I have hundreds of spies in my employ.

Because I spoke to her once in this garden

Because I visited Winterfell.

Because I'm a terrible liar.

Because I'm one of his girls.

Because it's right.

Because Master Kraznys is generous.

Because of the blue of its water

Because that's the truth.

Because the raven is you.

Because the truth

Because they loved him,

Because they wanted their children to sleep through the night.

Because we have his father's

Because when I got on a ship in Volantis,

Because when I told the Lord Commander,

Because you convinced your king to leave me behind

Because you knew I'd counsel restraint.

Because you're a Lannister.

Because you're a liar.

Because you've slandered me to Father before.

Because your mother and brother will be there

Because your presence in the capital

Bedding harlots

Before all this nastiness,

Before I came to King's Landing.

Before I could practice with sword or horse.

Before mocking the family name

Before Myrcella was born.

Before the Iron Throne.

Before you ever set foot on Dragonstone.

Begging your pardon, m'lady,

Being the most expensive event in living memory.

Being the most expensive event in living memory.

Beric Dondarrion?

Beric's eyes opened

Bet you feed that pig better than you feed us.

Betrayed by his bannerman.

Better chairs than the old small council chamber.

Better not, then. I'm a bit busy.

Better than anyone you've ever met.

Better.

Between a man and wife, don't you agree?

Between a wink and a blink.

Beyond the Wall.

Big words, no clothes.

Bigger.

Bit of a comedown from chamber of the Hand.

Bit of a quandary for you.

Black Walder shut her up right quick.

Bless you, Lady Margaery!

Bloody flowers.

Blue eyes, green eyes.

Bodkin point.

Boring and traditional, I'm afraid

Brandon.

Bring her back here.

Bring me some cheese.

Bring the bird over here and the carving knife.

Brother?

Brother's great grandsons?

Brothers and sisters...

Brown eyes,

Buried in the woods.

Buried treasure.

Burn your fingers.

But a brave man?

But a golden rose growing strong...

But a lifetime of outrageous wealth

But apparently the shrubbery does, too.

But before you go,

But by the time I came to Westeros, I didn't believe in our Lord.

But cross by water and the current could take us

But dead or alive,

But do you think they will?

But don't call me murderer

But Father never came.

But first there must be sacrifices.

But for every man we lost, the Lannisters...

But for Salladhor Saan, the war is over.

But good Master Kraznys will give you 20.

But he is a Kingsguard, forbidden from marriage or inheritance.

But he was not the last dragon.

But he would see this country burn

But here you are 1,000 miles from home.

But here you are, a traitor

But his stupidity?

But how kind is he? How clever?

But how would the queen get that idea?

But I bet his balls are still bruised.

But I do know that uniting the Seven Kingdoms

But I don't ask you for favors.

But I don't think he's lost interest.

But I have to aim.

But I have to go home now.

But I know him better than most

But I promise you one thing, my lady.

But I saw that, too.

But I think honesty is important

But I trust her,

But I wasn't there

But I'm a sellsword. I sell my sword.

But I'm hungry.

But I'm losing this war.

But I'm not, thank the gods.

But I'm your woman now, Jon Snow.

But I've waited my whole life

But if I could sleep lying down,

But if I live, I'll break both your hands.

But if it weren't for my children,

But if you don't kill me,

But influence is largely

But instead, you're sitting here

But ironborn,

But is there a difference between kill and sacrifice?

But it is my wedding night.

But it only guards one side.

But it sounds wonderful.

But it was just for show.

But it won't be murder, only justice.

But it would be a very long night.

But it's a natural thing, two boys having a go

But it's better for you if you don't see where we're going.

But it's me you'll fight.

But it's not coming back.

But Lord Baelish's absence would present certain problems.

But Master Kraznys will give you three Unsullied

But Mormont's a last name.

But my eyes were open.

But my father forced me to study the books every morning

But my father taught me to aim for their head.

But neither gods nor men

But no matter what he does,

But no one here knows the truth of the charge,

But no one's killed a white walker in thousands of years.

But not from Joffrey.

But not to me, of course.

But now that I'm your father's Hand again,

But once the cow's been milked,

But only if she's alive,

But perhaps a seasoned captain like yourself

But Ramsay... well...

But she's had an interesting childhood.

But shoveling really is most of it.

But since I met you, my lady,

But since you haven't yet unnamed me Hand of the King,

But solely for the benefit of the family?

But that doesn't make us family.

But that's awful.

But the High Septon convinced him otherwise.

But the king orders a Kingsguard

But the more wood, the bigger the fire.

But the sorcerer called and a voice answered.

But the Unsullied are not men.

But their ancestors built this.

But then I don't suppose you need much room.

But there are others with your blood in their veins.

But they do seem to yearn for it.

But they refuse.

But this is another matter entirely.

But to slaughter them at a wedding...

But Tormund's done it half a hundred times.

But we are not men.

But we have to make it, have to warn them

But we must do our duty, no?

But we see you

But we'll be the judge of that.

But we'll never be their countrymen.

But what do I want?

But what do we have left once we abandon the lie?

But what he wanted was far worse.

But what if I don't?

But what if you're not? What if he tells someone?

But when do we think that's going to be?

But when the King of the North summons us, we come.

But who said a word when Jon Arryn married the little Tully bitch?

But why?

But Winterfell's in ruins.

But you are your father's son.

But you came to me now before this boy is put to the knife

But you can see why I was eager to aid

But you could have ended the war.

But you do look glorious.

But you know how to protect yourself.

But you mustn't come here again.

But you said I should come to you with any problems.

But you will do your duty.

But you'll need to be ready to leave on a moment's notice.

But you're going to stop them?

But you're not a lord,

But you're not half as clever as you think you are.

But you've already told me everything.

But you've come mincing all this way for something.

But your brother will become your father in law.

But your confidant,

But your father...

But, Davos, you were a good father.

But...

By burning prisoners alive?

By putting one foot in front of the other

By someone who disgusts you?

By the old gods and the new, I swear it.

By the time Bolton's bastard got to Winterfell,

Calling himself the Young Wolf.

Came back with a bastard boy.

Can explain to me how you propose to defeat us.

Can get drunk on better wine than they deserve.

Can I take this hood off yet?

Can we not talk about that here?

Can you make 'em?

Can you?

Can't believe this pup

Can't I simply visit with my beloved father?

Can't say that I've ever seen a man drink horse piss that fast.