Duck Dynasty (2012) - Season 1 Edit

A few sets of camouflage pants...

A human being can have while on the Earth.

A party's not a party without jambalaya.

A possum will scare you.

A redneck stunt if I ever seen one.

A skunk smell is more like a bad case of B.O.

A true duck hunter, he needs to hear a live duck every once in a while

A whole bunch

A whole lot of things they can't learn in school.

A whole lot of things they can't learn in school.

About that raggedy R.V. parked in my yard.

After taking on an angry swarm of bees twice...

Ah!

Ah! Get 'em off! [ Groans ]

Ain't nothing sweeter.

All hands on deck

All of 'em Willie's boys, Jason boys...

All of a sudden you got sophisticated, and you think you're better than us

All of a sudden you're gonna come up with five years it was your idea?

All of my stories, they're 95% truthful.

All rig ht)'

All right, big boy. Go to the A.T.M. machine. Make it hundreds.

All right, boys. Let's get to work.

All right, boys. No sudden movements.

All right, children, we have our next visitor for career day.

All right, ease on down.

All right, easy.

All right, I'll start this off with, “Students” Remember when you did that before?

All right, Kay is gonna start it off

All right, set her up.

All right. See y'all later.

All right. So, where are the decoys?

All right. What happened? What happened, Red?

All these scissor lifts have an emergency switch on 'em.

All we have is a picture of the DVD cover and nothing to go inside the case.

All women love money. Works every time.

All you want to do is just eat more of 'em.

An R.V. in the trees? I thought it was brilliant.

And a long standin', good relationship with your woman in the future

And ain't nothing finer than rich frog legs taken off of a fine golf course.

And all Jase wants to do is catch one more frog.

And apologize for mistakes made.

And believe me, when she's angry, it's all over her face.

And don't go running off with your irresponsible brothers

And Duck Commander always pitches in.

And especially the squirrel brains...

And for that we are grateful.

And guess what was hangin' out? White underwear.

And half the people didn't know my name.

And he shoots this wolverine in the head.

And he's not even part of the family.

And here comes a security guard.

And I can't fire you because you're kin to me!

And I get back here and I look at this [ Bleep ].

And I have my two assistants that I hope will

And I'm gon' watch the show.

And I'm grabbing up in there and one, two, three...

And I've got a legitimate excuse!

And in the end, peace of mind will come your way.

And it'll just topple over right there.

And Jase is loading the boat down with opelousas cat and big fine blues.

And manages the assembly team.

And me and you leave with the honey.

And old big Johnny Godwin.

And on a spur of the moment, I said...

And our way of life forever

And right now, Godwin's the only one working...

And said, “This would be a gizzard.”

And she doesn't have to be a pretty girl.

And she love to eat bullfrogs...

And she's all mad and act like “I'm mad.” It's funny.

And she's worried about where the trucks gonna pull on out.

And that duck pond? That was my idea.

And that's just one of 'em right there.

And then the final and most important thing is the Bible.

And then you come out with a duck call, and you say “Tested and tried with real ducks.”

And they was like them bombers in war movies.

And two beautiful women...

And unfortunately, we don't always make the best ones

And we need thousands in our bin to ship out.

And we thank you for all the things that live in them.

And we're gonna go get frogs tonight?

And we're standing there shooting ducks out of it.

And you and I will go into the library.

And you can't tell me that somewhere deep down...

And you just blew it off for golf?

And you pulled up, guns a blazin'.

And you see a truck out there, you know what happened

And you'll see the white patch of belly with two eyes illuminated.

And you're saying, “You need to make money.”

And you're talking about fixin' to get rid of some of it?

Any other time, you'd have been right there with us, Will.

Any time there's a choice between two bearded men...

As much stuff as you've got around here...

As you know, your mama's been on my back...

At a pretty good speed, I'm gone.

At my church, everywhere I go, people want to know how I cook my food.

At the little festival, this will be one of the ingredients...

At the rate you're going, it's gonna be about 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning...

Aw!

Ballpark, guesstimate, anyone?

Because I mean, this microwave stuff, you know

Because I think she's cute when she's mad.

Because I wanna see the response.

Because then he's gonna be so enamored by the fire

Bees are kinda like women, so we're gonna be real easy here.

Being a wealthy redneck does have its advantages.

Besides, Si's not at the office either. He's clearing beaver dams with Phil up the river.

Big buck deer the size of elks

Bingo.

Bingo.

Blow that sucker up.

Blowin' duck blinds, as much as I hate to say it.

Boom!

Boom. Wild honey and biscuits for everyone.

Boy, have we got a bunch of happy ducks in this little old pond

Boy, I'm proud of that job y'all did there.

Boy, this duck be fat. I wonder why he's so fat.

Boys, in Vietnam, we called that a successful ambush.

Boys, it looks like a million dollars. Let's raise it up.

Boys, this is what I was talking about.

Boys, we are in business

Bu! running a family business is tough.

Bu! running a family business is tough. .

Bu! running a family business is tough. .

Bunch of smoke blowin' clowns.

But also our greatest joy.

But at the end of the day, some things are worth waitin' for.

But he doesn't have a clear thinking on why I'm doing what I'm doing.

But he gets really sentimental.

But I do like 'em. I can't help it. They're good.

But I mean, I'm telling you, I'm trying to do something revolutionary here...

But I thought, “Well, I've lived with this junk in this house for years...

But in the end, butter's not so bad.

But in the end, we're a Emily first and a business second.

But it took him six months to come up with one.

But my mind's really on that duck call order that we screwed up.

But on the double reed system, I could do 1,000 a day in eight hours.

But other times, I've learned you have to let loose...

But she loves bullfrog legs! What can you say?

But since we're Duck Commander, we're gonna use duck decoys

But that doesn't pay the bills.

But that may not be a bad thing.

But they're still family.

But this is more nice.

But we have to get this DVD done today

But we have to run a business.

But when I look at Willie, I think if you saw him walking down the road...

But when they said, “Oh, yeah, you know him.

But you can't even spell squirrel without “S I,” and that's me.

But you got your redneck citizenship back.

But you know, it's typical. It's what I've come to expect.

But you stay married to one 45, 50 years, you learn to go with the quirks.

But, come to think of it, none of us have ever been stung at night, so we'll give it a shot.

But, hey, experience is the best teacher

Calm down

Can she cook?

Can we just not make this? Can we just reschedule this? Please?

Can y'all go do career day?

Can't play with the wind blowing like this, and leaves.

Catching these big opelousas catfish.

Clean this crap up.

Coffee maker. Huh?

Cole man, he said, “Hey, you gotta treat 'em like you would women.

Cole man, this is what all the fuss has been about.

Cole man, we're gonna take this honey to Miss Kay. She's gonna be happy, happy.

Come and get it.

Come back and see me.

Come on

Come on in, boys.

Come on, Cole man. I'm gonna show you how to do this

Come on! Come on, baby!

Comin' home with our tails torn up, it's embarrassing.

Could they have done that all along?

Decoys start gettin' lighter and lighter when they're in the sun.

Did it even work anyway?

Did what work?

Didn't you have a prior obligation today?

Dig in.

Do not tell me they're still on the roof.

Do that. Let's just do whatever. Let's just do it.

Does this fall under the category of “stupid human trick”?

Don't leave us!

Duck call making is all about research and development.

Educated and “unducated.”

Either be proud of who you are...

Especially the one I've spent 20 years shooting ducks out of.

Even

Every duck call we make at Duck Commander is made by hand.

Every time you get around Jase, you start acting just like him

Everybody get back in there. We're doing our job.

Everybody happy. happy, happy.

Everybody here is doing nothing.

Everybody wants to eat the pie, but nobody wants to help make the pie.

Everybody's saying it's just gonna take time.

Everything is usable. One man's junk is another man's treasure.

Exactly.

Explosions everywhere.

Family business means the family does the business.

Father, we thank you for another good day on planet Earth.

Father, we thank you for the woods, we thank you for the water...

Find you a meek, gentle, kind spirited... country girl.

Fire in the hole.

Five minutes before we start working, you got a career ending knee injury.

For that stunt you pulled blowing my duck blind up.

Forty frogs.

Forty seven years married to your mama.

Freedom!

Fresh honey can be compared to a $5,000 bottle of wine...

Fresh, fresh roadkill, $12 million...

Frog hunting's a three man job

Frog killing.

Frog pee, yeah. He peed on my hand.

From an old guy like me that would be very helpful.

Genius.

Germany, three or four places over there. Vietnam.

Get a little smoke in there to calm 'em all down.

Get way away from it, and suck all the bees up in it.

Gettin' rid of his chair's like gettin' rid of his dog.

Git him, Willie.

Give it the meaning you want it to have.

Go in there. You'll find it. You'll see 'em.

Go to the second set of double doors, first door on your right...

Go, Si. Go!

Godwin, where's your clothes at?

Good canned tomatoes from the garden.

Good luck getting that thing in the air.

Good night

Good old squirrel brains. [ Groans ]

Got too many irons in the fire.

Gotta be a good shot 'cause they quick, and they little.

Great job

Ha! Jase isn't irresponsible

Ha. I can't do it today.

Hang on. I got my slippers on.

Happy, happy, happy

Have y'all ever heard of the term “Nam”?

He always has trouble letting go of things and any kind of change

He comes in and just ransacks his cabin

He doesn't like to sweat.

He gets hung up on one, because “back in '87, we shot that whatever out of it."

He is a great dam builder...

He just He just peed on me

He just “heyed” again.

He just does it 24/7. He never stops.

He just pisses on everything in the cabin.

He just thinks showing up, oh, he's got this won

He speaks “duckanese.”

He took the whole thing way further than I ever would

He was like fat guy in a little coat?

He wears suits. I've never bought a suit in my life.

He'll sacrifice life and limb to get to frogs.

He's a suit man now.

He's back, Jase! He's back!

He's been in the woods all his life.

He's done forgot who he is.

He's forgot what it's like to be a redneck.

He's gonna be mad.

He's got a lot of headaches 'cause he's the C.E.O. of the business.

He's got a sixth sense about it. I'm telling you

He's got a wolverine in the trap...

He's like a blister. He shows up when the work's all gone.

He's like a duck whisperer.

He's lost his manhood.

He's over there like a scared little boy in a fetal position...

Hello?

Here's another one, son. Come on!

Here's the deal. Phil started the company.

Hey, are we gonna lift this thing up and put it up there or not?

Hey, buddy, I'll get you a new chair. How 'bout that?

Hey, get the generator. Godwin, Martin, you all stay here.

Hey, go right toward them bushes.

Hey, he's back in the boat.

Hey, I ain't doin' nothin'.

Hey, I didn't know Willie could move that fast.

Hey, I don't really care if they believe me or not.

Hey, I don't think it could have gone any better.

Hey, I told y'all about this night operation.

Hey, I'm behind y'all all the way.

Hey, I'm on my way.

Hey, it's war.

Hey, Jase. Hey, John

Hey, Jessica, the decoys are up there.

Hey, let's get back on the frogs. He'll be all right.

Hey, look. I thought that was a piece of trash. That's a turtle

Hey, Mountain Man.

Hey, Mountain Man.

Hey, Owen, let's go. Hey!

Hey, Red, you got it all wired up?

Hey, Si is always gon' go with the two beautiful women.

Hey, that baby wolverine grows up and declares war on this sucker.

Hey, that's a typewriter

Hey, that's how I roll.

Hey, there are casualties in war, boys

Hey, this is a good view.

Hey, we do a lot of work.

Hey, who bought these popcorn flavored jelly beans?

Hey, Willie.

Hey, you about to lose your cup.

Hey, you wanna kiss an old goat?

Hey! Let's get it done, boys

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. That's what I'm talkin' about.

Holy cow.

How 'bout y'all go clean up, and get ready for supper.

How do you catch something in the woods and eat it?

How many of them are down there like that?

How much time is that?

How'd he get in there?

However, we need a refurbishing of it.

Huh?

Hundred bucks a hole. You sure you wanna do this?

Hundred dollars goin' twice.

I am ready to play some sophisticated golf.

I apologize for the inconvenience.

I assume they're sleeping, kind of like Si on the job.

I been thinking. I have come up with a solution...

I been up for like 40 hours. I'm down there making a stupid DVD...

I bet I could sell one or two of these.

I bought it at a garage sale Korie's having down the road.

I can see that R.V. 20 feet up, camouflage net, brushed up.

I can't believe it.

I can't concentrate on the ball.

I can't stand up. My knee's hurting

I compare him to a young coon.

I could see 'em startin' to flutter.

I couldn't get that beehive we found off my mind.

I crawled under a fence, and when I did, it ripped my britches.

I didn't consider my chair, at this point, to be rummage.

I didn't think about that. Did you?

I do have hoarding tendencies.

I don't know why Korie's so mad anyway.

I don't like meat from the grocery store

I don't mind being left behind on this little excursion.

I don't remember having no career day at

I don't think they're paying as much for those beaver pelts anymore.

I don't think you're country club material, son

I drove up here and got y'all out of that.

I enjoyed their pain.

I figured they could pull in that patch right there

I get a shirt for every airport I go through. Give me that.

I get after Mom all the time. And it's just playful, and it's just joking

I give 'em a little river rat counseling free of charge.

I got another squirrel I can put him beside.

I got news for Willie. I won't be there.

I got one more batch, but this oughtta hold us for a while.

I got reinforcements coming.

I got stung in the neck.

I got the getaway vehicle ready

I gotta go tell the kids how to be successful.

I gotta say though money didn't change some things.

I guarantee you I can hit the ball as good as you out there.

I guess. I can't see the sky right now.

I had to cut 'em off. I got sprayed by a skunk.

I have assembled the frog catching dream team

I have caught thousands of frogs in my life.

I have found the frog heaven.

I have had so many people ask me to make a cooking DVD

I have no faith in Godwin and Martin.

I hear some kind of machinery, boys

I hear ya.

I heard somewhere that bees don't sting at night

I hope it holds.

I hurt it when he threw the possum at me.

I just didn't know what kind of snake it was.

I just got doughpopped by a thousand bees on the back of my head.

I kinda like that squirrel there.

I know one thing I'm beat just tearing out beaver dams, I tell you that.

I know this sounds crazy, but what were you doin' up on the roof?

I know you're sentimental toward it, but I'm just

I like it in there. It's nice.

I like to hunt too. I would like to hunt every day of the year...

I live here. Of course I've seen the room.

I love fried squirrel. I always have since I was a girl.

I love meeting new people.

I mean, anybody can get lucky once.

I mean, behind my name is “C.E.O.,” but in reality, Phil's gonna get what he wants.

I mean, even when my wife kisses me, she's like, “Oh, that was good.”

I mean, he is an artiste.

I mean, I can see it as something you'd say...

I mean, I find that in these situations..

I mean, I told Korie I was going.

I mean, if it's poisonous, I'm getting out of the boat.

I mean, is that Is he kidding?

I mean, it can be fixed.

I mean, it's not that bad.

I mean, on the one hand, you're gonna get stung by...

I mean, this is like some kinda deal outta Hollywood.

I mean, you can blow his house up. If it looks cool enough, he's fine with it.

I mean, you know, you can't buy these catfish, an opelousas, in a restaurant.

I need more slack.

I need some kind of lotion, and I need a pair of tweezers.

I need the decoys. You're out there tryin' to get honey in the middle of the night.

I need to be up there helping those guys.

I never leave home without them three things.

I never seen a bunch of rednecks accomplish so much so quickly.

I read somewhere that bees don't sting at night.

I removed the gizzard from the intestines.

I removed the gizzard from the intestines...

I said, “Oh, my goodness, this is the frog promised land.”

I say we make a cooking DVD on how to not make cooking DVD's.

I spent 24 1/2 years in the military.

I spent 24 1/2 years in the military...

I tell 'em stories, just like when I was in Vietnam.

I tell you what. I'll go out there and play you $50 a hole...

I think I told you like five years ago I wanted to do this

I think that's a direct hit.

I think there's a whole lot worse things going on in this world...

I thought I raised them boys with more sense than that.

I thought it was just gonna go to the dump, but they actually bought it.

I told Jase he needs to come and get one done one time.

I took care of it.

I took this turtle as a sign that this is where the pond needs to go.

I want 10 of it back, 'cause I just had to buy this back.

I want this honey so bad I can taste it.

I want to plan a trip to Canton.

I want to try to convert this security guard..

I want you to look how big this is.

I was just born that way.

I was shocked when I saw the yellow light come on..

I went out and sold thousands...

I will admit, Father, these were rather hard earned

I will have to admit, Willie, to his credit, as far as the business side..

I would consider that a delicacy of the highest order, Mr. Cole man.

I would feel sorry for the person working on Phil.

I would have probably worn different shoes if I knew I was gonna load.

I would rate Jason Robertson as one of the greatest frog catchers of all time.

I would say it's kind of a shock to a man's system, you know...

I would take $20

I'd go up to $1,000 to not say I'm sorry.

I'd rather have the squirrel, Willie.

I'll admit, the Shop Vac idea was not that successful.

I'll say when it's time.

I'm a duck blind builder from way back, but this one... is a little different.

I'm a frog's nightmare.

I'm an old C average man myself.

I'm fallin' down, breakin' my neck, gettin' stung a thousand times.

I'm fixin' to go crazy redneck up in here.

I'm fixin' to teach these kids..

I'm glad you blew it up, Will.

I'm goin' with the honey.

I'm gonna come out there and get you all. I'm gonna help you all down.

I'm gonna have a yard sale, and that's gonna be the first thing to go.

I'm gonna let them get out there and do it...

I'm gonna push down with this finger..

I'm gonna show you how to prepare it.

I'm his uncle, and, hey, I'm gonna take me a good two hour nap.

I'm just asking that you do it, you follow through with it...

I'm mature now. I have a job. I have responsibilities

I'm on it. I'm going squirrel hunting

I'm on the threshold of one of the greatest ideas...

I'm pretty sure it was my idea.

I'm pretty sure that no other members have had their family members...

I'm talkin' about usin' that to get the bees.

I'm talking about showing up for your commitments.

I'm tellin' you. We ought to get in the booth buildin' business.

I'm the only one here.

I'm, like, “Dad, you've gotta let these things go.”

I've done worse things than frog hunt all night long. Way worse.

I've got these grand kids now, a pretty good passel of 'em.

I've learned the hard way that sometimes you just have to man up...

I've seen you play. You're not good.

If I wasn't a member, they'd have taken you to jail.

If one screw falls out of it, all the walls will fall out...

If she knows how to cook and she carries her Bible and lives by it..

If she wants to fill her house up with a bunch of stuff, hey.

If there's anything out there that I don't like, it is the beaver.

If we don't, we're gonna all have to get real jobs, and none of us will get to hunt.

If we leave right now, I can get you all back at the house at 3:00 a.m.

If you act before thinking things through...

If you can race it, run it, try to win it, try to eat it, we're gonna be competing.

If you interject manual labor, injuries begin to occur.

If you see red eyes, it's a gator.

If you want to take something away from him, just blow it up...

If you're too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, you're too busy.

Immature and irresponsible.

In a minute, what you're gonna find out that making a pie crust is a lot like cooking.

In America, the art of cooking has dropped to such a low level...

In front of eighth grade girls

In Miss Kay's famous pecan honey pies.

In order to be tighter with those you love.

In the business, make money, make your business successful.

In this case, sweet honey from the bees...

Into a booming family enterprise.

Into a multimillion dollar empire

Into a multimillion dollar empire

Into a multimillion dollar empire.

Invented a revolutionary kind of duck call...

Is always cooking up new ways to expand the brand.

Is the harvest festival at the church stupid?

It It was a It was a

It can't just be a bland story.

It has a certain aroma to it.

It just needs time.

It kinda makes you see why the boys are like they are.

It may take a little more time than you'd like...

It seems ridiculous.

It stunk.

It was a dadgum possum.

It was just an old possum that had gotten up in that R.V...

It was one of the most fulfilling moments that I've ever had.

It's a good thing. Clean and honorable.

It's a long list of Si ence fiction, but they're pretty fun to listen to.

It's a no brainer.

It's a tree house for adults.

It's a whole lot of fun.

It's already a low spot there already.

It's already in the catalog. There's nothing we can do about it.

It's always food involved. Always

It's always that guy that comes to formation...

It's an acorn.

It's as if the loading dock was just reaching out and calling my name, saying..

It's automatic. I say hey. Hey.

It's been my studied opinion that once you get the title “C.E.O."...

It's got three reeds instead of two.

It's hard to get a pretty one...

It's holding. It's holding pretty good.

It's in the afternoon. You got plenty of time.

It's just an example in showin' these boys how it's done.

It's just like, you know, I'm the man, you're the woman.

It's just not in my nature to miss.

It's like him getting me in trouble over career day wasn't enough for him.

It's like the story of The Little Red Hen.

It's never dull being married to a Robertson. Never.

It's not always gonna run smoothly, and we're not always gonna agree...

It's not like I sent two creepy, strange men down to school.

It's pretty clever, and the bees won't even know what hit 'em.

It's still in the hive.

Jase and I are the most competitive guys ever.

Jase is like the thorn in my side that does not go away.

Jase, he has no stress. He brags about being stress free.

Jase, he tunes and designs all the calls.

Jase, you're gon' be on the ladder.

Jase.

Jep, you start 'em off, okay?

Jessica, watch out! Oh!

Just 'cause she looks a little homely, that's all right.

Just a big black ball comin' behind me, flyin'.

Just keep a little smoke goin' on there like that. There you are

Just take the whole hive.

Just when I thought we had lost Willie..

Kay, do the video now.

Kay, have you seen this room?

Kay, I need to help Phil at the land. I forgot my boots. Does he have an extra pair?

Kay, it's out of control.

Kay, there's so much crap in here, I can't find nothing!

Keep your eyes peeled.

Keep your eyes peeled.

Kinda like the Robertson men B.O. after duck hunting all day.

Korie and I are gonna be stuck up here all day

L I ain't gettin' up there, boys. I'm scared of heights.

L It crossed my mind.

L gotta go.

Let 'er rip, boys, let 'er rip!

Let me get this out of the way

Let me just say a point.

Let me put it that way.

Let me rephrase this. I'm gonna give you $10, and this deal's over.

Let me tell you a little bit about redneck logic.

Let's do this.

Let's get into some of these bushy tails.

Let's just go to the next thing.

Let's see, Fort Polk, Louisiana. Fort Knox, Kentucky.

Level enough.

Liberation.

Little tadpoles are having nightmares about me..

Lo and behold, look what's in his craw.

Look at this. I mean, you got running water.

Look here, a trapper.

Look here. Don't get in on the nap, boys.

Look here. This is losers weepers, finders keepers.

Look, you can't put a price on being out here in the water...

Look, you get honey in your beard, it literally stays there for two weeks.

Looking like that?

Looks like we got us a snake den here. They've all denned up here.

Looky here, looky here. Good times have come our way.

Lower it. Lower, lower, lower

Mama sent it packed in a care package...

Married a yuppie girl, living in the subdivision That's what happens to you.

Maybe it's just me

Maybe three.

Me and the little grandson pulled 'er off

Me either

Me, I'm the C.E.O. of the business.

Miss Kay gonna be happy.

Miss Kay, tell me that was not my chair heading up the road with them hippie girls.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm mmm. No, we I subbed that out.

Money.

Mr. Country Club Material.

My dad never comes to the warehouse. I mean, never.

My dad never comes to the warehouse. I mean, never.

My dad never comes to the warehouse. I mean, never.

My dad, Phil, my Uncle Si..

My daughter in laws will be so happy to help me with this...

My family is only interested in hunting and being out there in the woods.

My family is only interested in hunting and being out there in the woods.

My hands are clean of this whole deal.

My idea of happiness is killing things.

My man.

My question is: How are you gonna get it in the trees?

My task is to teach them to live off the land

My tennis shoes didn't catch on fire.

My things are collections. I don't care what they say

My wife, Korie, she helps me run the entire business.

Nah, it's it's gone.

Next thing you know, we're back in here

Next time you have a commitment to our kids...

No doubt about it. That's what I'm talkin' about. Mm hmm.

No way. Wolves chasing him, burning his shoes up.

No, I'm telling you. I think that's what put it in your mind.

No, it ain't.

No, no. Hey.

No, not really.

No, that's not going in.

No! This is the loading dock.

No.

No. It was like a stinky horse on a fat man. That's what it was like.

No. No, we going duck hunting this evening

No. We're supposed to be making Triple Threats if we have three in the bin

Nobody can replace that.

Normally happy and then angry.

Normally, it's bowling pins.

Now how am I gonna get down?

Now there's a woman see what I'm saying?

Now, that was more Willie's department decorating.

Now, Willie, well, he was just having a bad bad week.

Oh, good Lord. Here we go.

Oh, I can get down.

Oh, I got the frogs, but good night of livin', boys.

Oh, it'll work. They're happy.

Oh, man!

Oh, my God! The skunk!

Oh, my goodness

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh. Here we go.

Oh, my word!

Oh, no, Willie. I ain't gonna lose this cup.

Oh, no. Look. We gotta walk all the way over there.

Oh, ouch.

Oh, snake, Willie

Oh, that just hurts.

Oh, there's no doubt. New York's the way to go. Thin crust.

Oh, they're a delicacy.

Oh, we should push 'em down. Push the little thing.

Oh, yeah, it's ready to go.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you don't think I'm a redneck?

Oh, you'll see that the rest of your life

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh. Gah!

Oh. Why did Godwin and Martin not do that hours ago?

Oh. Y'all are so stupid.

Okay, look, John, can you come back to my office, please?

Okay, that's all I'm trying to say in this whole thing.

Okay? But when it comes to me, he's my nephew.

Okay. Does anybody know how many people died?

Okay. She does have a point.

On the other hand, you've got delicious wild honey.

Once you get that sound, you got it.

One of 'em is this cup.

One time I got stung by 27 “bomblebees.”

Ooh, a little bloody.

Ooh, it's good.

Or a sign saying “The end is near.”

Or shave that stuff off your face and buy you a three piece suit.

Or something to spice it up a little bit.

Our church puts on a harvest festival every year.

Over some bees.

Ow!

Pain can come up on you quickly from either one of 'em.

Parent teacher conferences are next week.

Pass me another frog.

People got shot up, and the medic was running around, fix 'em all up..

Perfect.

Phil has, like, 35 blinds down there...

Phil, this is in worse shape than the one we got rid of.

Phil, this is the nastiest thing.

Phil, we're not in the pioneer days.

Phil, you're a long ways from home

Phil's always, like, “Don't touch my stuff. Don't touch my stuff.”

Pick it up a little bit, and then move on out

Plain stupid.

Plug it in.

Plug the hole, just add water, add ducks, and we got it.

Potentially, thousands of bees.

Pretty scary, huh?

Prop this guy against a tree he had a shoulder wound

Put your slippers on?

Remember, there's that emergency Do it.

Right when you pulled it, his head come up, and then he was gone

Sautéed up in a little olive oil and a little butter...

See, the first prerequisite for marrying a woman, in my opinion:

See, the trick is, you gotta treat 'em exactly like you treat women.

See, Will, you're trying to re prioritize your brother there...

See, y'all think that fried chicken places will always be there.

Send me a check every month.

She don't even know why.

She just thinks I'm sweeter than most males.

She's gonna do a little “Welcome to Miss Kay's kitchen.”

Show these boys what they couldn't do.

Shut up.

Si has to do the reeds.

Si, we're not going to kill. We're going to get the honey.

Si, why are you saying “hey” every sentence?

Si, you ain't ever worked eight hours in the day.

Si!

Si's probably a C minus.

Si's with us.

Since playing golf, the frogs have never left my mind.

Slow days in duck hunting, that's just gonna happen.

Smooth, steady as she goes

Snakes fall outta trees, you go to running.

Sneak on the course and try to take a bunch of frogs.

So duck blinds are a big thing with me...

So here I am, gettin' dragged into another one.

So I come up with a plan to get a shop vac...

So that was Willie's job. [ Laughs ]

So there goes his wing.

So we need some decoys.

So we're gonna do it, and that's the way it's gonna go.”

So when they're running, I'm running with them.

So where all has that cup been?

So you just pour a little buttermilk on 'em.

So, after all of the rigamarole, age always wins out.

Some days just refuse to end, and this is one of those days.

Some of 'em may wake up at night, you know, with nightmares over it

Some of Si's stories you could label as “Si ence fiction

Somebody's gonna get killed funning around on this mess.

Somebody's gotta win. It might as well be me.

Sometimes I'm wondering if Jase is just trying to sabotage my life.

Sometimes it amazes me what people will spend good money on.

Sometimes they act before they think it through, as they say.

Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and make a clean break from the past...

Sometimes you just got to slow down...

Sorry about this again.

Stop the bleeding

Suck it up.

Take a step back and get some perspective.

Than picking a duck and dressing him.

Thank you for blessing us tonight, especially with this good meal.

Thank you.

That a trailer gets up in the air ten feet.