Louisiana Redneck 1.0 Soundboard Edit

Are you fucking serious?

Bitch 1

Bitch 2

California is shaped like a boot

Do what?

Don't call this fucking number no more

Fuck me and my big fat dick

Fuck off

Fuck you 1

Fuck you 2

Fuck you and your big fat dick

Hello 1

Hello 2

Hey this is Ray 1

Hey this is Ray 2

Huh?

I called this number and a bitch answered

I called this number back and the bitch answered the phone

I checked the voicemail from some stupid bitch

I didn't

I didn't just answer

I don't know

I got you on my voicemail (Angry)

I had a voicemail from you 1

I had a voicemail from you 2

I have two voicemails on my phone from this number

I wish you could hear the voicemail right now

I'll give you a hint, we're shaped like a boot

I'll say whatever I want to you

I'm high and hammered, about ready to go off

I'm legally required to talk however I want on my phone

I'm nothing bothering you, you're bothering me

Laughing Noise

Let's hear it mother fucker

Mother fucker

No 1

No 2

Ray 1

Ray 2

Ray 3

So I mean, who is the 3rd grader here?

So if you wanna call and take low blows, go ahead

Somebody just called from this number talking about fuck you

Stupid Bitch

That is what I said

That's the number that called and left me the rude voicemail

The bitch answered the phone

We can carry this on all night

We're shaped like a boot

Well then talk, let's hear it mother fucker

What do you mean what do I want?

What state is shaped like a boot? 1

What state is shaped like a boot? 2

Yeah 1

Yeah 2

You called me and left me a voicemail

You can start by explaining who that bitch is

You didn't pass the 3rd grade, that is where you learn the states

You have no idea?

You just told me about my big fat dick

You might be right

You need to put a muzzle on that bitch

Your bitch is calling here talking about big fat dicks

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(Laugh) Are you Serious?