💬 Fargo - Season 1

A banner year. Reserve trends are up.

A beer'd change things for the better.

A blizzard and whiteout conditions.

A boy is raised by wolves,

A call was placed from Lester's house

A car. In... in the trunk.

A case.

A cash settlement.

A church website...

A commendation?

A drone. We're invested

A family vehicle. A baby in a car.

A few hits.

A guy like you, Lester... small town, small time...

A guy screws up, arrangements are made...

A head shot, I think. I didn't look too close.

A kid?

A little fun in the sun, drink from a coconut.

A lot of broken glass or... I'd rather not get...

A lot of people are dead. So...

A man or woman knocking on doors, making calls,

A man... Would come along and take me away from all this.

A million dollars?

A million... Oh!

A minister?

A misunderstanding

A perfect storm or what have you.

A repercussion for what you saw, maybe?

A rhombus?

A rich man opens the paper one day

A rich man opens the paper one day.

A room with files.

A shame, really.

A smarter man would think you were being wooed.

A spleen.

A turducken.

A what now?

A worker bee... Or what do the ants call them?

A... a conspiracy, they're sayin'.

A... What's that now?

About a month. GRETA: She's nesting.

About electrocuting you.

About greasy palms.

About him.

About me?

About the world, you know, about people.

About those homicides over at Bemidji,

About time.

About“

Acapulco it is.

Acapulco, here we come.

Accident, I guess.

Accidental for me.

Aces.

Actually, um...

Afraid I can't just sell you one, stretch.

After all these years,

After her mother.

After hockey, then.

After what he did to you, my husband.

After, he knows he should feel good, but he doesn't...

Afterwards Lester told me

Again, the fox will not eat the cabbage

Ah, oh, a blood and sand, what's that?

Ah!

Ah.

Ah. We all agreed it was a good point.

Ah. You know, she did just have a baby, so...

Ah...

All good things.

All I can think is... and maybe this is a stretch,

All I did was get on an elevator.

All I ever wanted was... A stack of pancakes and a V 8.

All I know is that I came home from work

All Of it.

All quiet otherwise.

All right

All right, boys, let's... pack it up.

All right, mi amigo. That ought to do it.

All right, we'll get you inside.

All right.

All right. Let's go.

All right. Okay.

All right. Thank you.

All set. Ready to go?

All so Sally can have Chex Mix at the ballet, and there's the kid.

All that blood made me think of it.

All that I have."

All the blood.

All those people over in Bemidji?

All those weeks looking for the kid...

All we did was talk.

Alone, needing back up and I...

Along with our meteorologists take on exactly what happened...

Also, expect poor road conditions and even closures.

Also, you can gamble at the airport.

Also, you're saying you weren't pulled over for speeding?

Although, maybe...

Am I supposed to put myself in danger or do I just...

Am I taking the old one?

Am I under arrest?

Am now.

Amazing.

Amen.

Americans.

An outgoing call was placed from Lester's to Leroy's Motor Inn.

And 300 people drown.

And a chicken pot pie?

And a cop shot. And now a kid brings a gun to school.

And a piece of pie.

And Agent What's his name is like...

And all of a sudden, the lights went out

And already in your mind,

And another for...

And be a mailman. (CHUCKLES)

And bend... bend...

And Blackman wants to know how much for a blumkin.

And boy howdy, I tell ya... After three days of no sleeping,

And buy a car with "nice"?

And Chaz is my only brother.

And Chaz says to me, "Lester, this was an accident."

And Chaz says, "Take care of it."

And come outwith your hands up... (MUFFLED SCREAMING)

And depending on the answer...

And dream about you leaving your wife

And every night she puts her kitty in your face. (CHUCKLES)

And everyone's just stepping over her.

And expect white outs and blizzard like conditions

And for what?

And front!

And go back for the cabbage?

And God brought 10 plagues upon the house of Pharaoh.

And Greta, she really likes going to that.

And he cornered and shot the Chief.

And he drops the other glove onto the platform.

And he eats all of them.

And he goes in the back.

And he had nothing.

And he looks up at me and says, "Oh, geez, Lester.

And he realizes that he's just got this one glove left.

And he sends 'em here.

And he sends the man home.

And he starts cursing at one,

And he stopped and he looked at me real funny.

And he wants to get across the river,

And he was asking about Lester.

And he would want.

And he's carrying a pair of gloves, this man.

And he's got him, right? Around the neck.

And he's not leaving till he gets what he came for.

And here we are.

And here's the problem...

And him with a bazooka. (CHUCKLES)

And how do they end up here?

And how're we feeling there, Mr. Nygaard?

And I couldn't see anything, you know? I mean...

And I don't recall any time, Kim...

And I get ready to give him the novocaine shot...

And I grab the arrow... and Craig is in the car having a giggle.

And I have no doubt that if you wanted, you could handcuff Al Capone.

And I know it's not fair. It's not.

And I mean, what's the point, you know?

And I see this fella and he's standing by a van.

And I tell ya, this hurt worse than that did by a long shot.

And I told you how we came over to America,

And I was looking out the glass?

And I will be your humble servant for the rest of my days.

And I...

And I'll... I'm gonna use the bathroom.

And I'm gonna buy the tickets, get the passports...

And I'm just waiting there. I can't understand.

And I'm like...

And I'm... "An accident?" He hit her with a hammer.

And I'm... I'm not...

And I've been lying in bed just thinking about this.

And if this year has taught me anything..

And in the meantime, the two original agents

And in the summer, he would boil.

And in the woods, in the jungle, everything's green.

And in your experience...

And it hurt, but I don't wanna look stupid, sol...

And it hurt, but I don't want to look dumb,

And it was him.

And it would still be the... How do you have negative files?

And Knutson had... What was it with the cherry?

And Lester was covering for him

And Linda said she wanted to go to bed. I'm a morning person.

And look where I am at. Who I'm with. My... American family.

And lunch is over

And makes you do it through a hole in the sheet? Yeah.

And me chewing my tie.

And Neo says, "No way." And he...

And now Gordo's having his night terrors again.

And now he's dead.

And now... And now, it's...

And on Saturday they roast a pig underground.

And one day, it all changes.

And one night, this girl thought it'd be funny

And out of the darkness, the wolves came, whispering.

And perform certain fine motor skills.

And perps are still thought to be inside.

And presents for Christmas... be part of the community.

And right around the time Pearl died,

And she laughs.

And she says that before he was stabbed,

And she says...

And she was the one with the paycheck, so...

And shortly thereafter or abouts,

And shoveling their walk and bringing in each other's toters?

And side!

And sits down and you look at me...

And so I went over to the top

And so without further delay, I give you...

And still, Gordo's the least of this. We searched the house.

And that goes for all of you.

And that I wouldn't have gotten through it

And the army did studies on this in the '50s.

And the FBI is there. So I just...

And the fox won't eat the cabbage.

And the last is the death of the firstborn son.

And the money just... (WHISTLES)

And the other fella with his throat cut, I'm guessing he translated.

And the patient is like... "Doc, what's wrong?" And I'm like...

And the reinsurance policy covering that policy,

And the same for the rabbit and the cabbage.

And then Chaz comes in with the shotgun.

And then Cindy called and said there were two agents from the FBI here.

And then he kills himself?

And then he said, like, a riddle.

And then I get this?

And then I met you.

And then I sit down and every... Oh, Miss?

And then later on... Uh, inside the train, he's sitting by the window,

And then made the bed back up, which...

And then met Malvo at the hospital.

And then pull back in like we just arrived.

And then she says,

And then the lights went out again.

And then the next night, Lester called the guy.

And then there's Greta, you know, and... and...

And then they always... they always take the money,

And then we are gonna run away together.

And then you row the cabbage back across.

And then you started... MALVO: Started what?

And then you... Go back for the rabbit.

And then, I stop by a supermarket in a city I don't live,

And then..

And then...

And they just, like, throw it up in the air,

And they kill, You can't even...

And they said you were, um..

And they say this Malvo fella left behind

And they were arguing in the basement.

And they're tearing up the house.

And they're who now?

And thinking I am arrested,

And this is any animal. Pig, gopher, chicken...

And this is the bar at the hotel?

And this is the deputy who effected the arrest.

And three and good!

And throw in this 12 gauge.

And to be honest, everything they said didn't make much sense anyway.

And to drink?

And told him did we have to stay another day,

And twist!

And two...

And Vern saw it. I know that.

And we always thought he had maybe alleged ties to organized crime,

And we can check on that?

And we think he's got intentions towards you. So...

And we'll have more on this developing news story a little later tonight,

And we're going to Acapulco.

And we're sitting in the car like a couple of...

And what happened on the elevator? Nothing.

And what then? She tells him it's over and he...

And when something's not right,

And when we heard you called...

And when you're right, you're right.

And with the dead dog you mentioned, too... Uffda.

And wouldn't you know...

And you ask yourself, "Do I know 300 people?"

And you die like a fish.

And you do the same. You look like a raccoon.

And you found this how?

And you get the first few.

And you got a dad somewhere I bet, just like me.

And you keep subtracting one at a time,

And you need to be insured. Thank you so much. It's a great honor.

And you saw a shadow and you shot at it.

And you're gonna spend the rest of your life in jail.

And you've got a fox, a rabbit and a cabbage.

And your dream was what then?

And, hey... I may go out for a bit.

And, Ida, your frosting comes from the barrel. I think.

And, Lester, I gotta tell ya, I don't know whether to...

And, uh, make sure they're plowing the Chief's drive every few hours.

And?

And...

And... he raises up the hammer again. He's still looking at me.

And... I was thinking of making some chili on Saturday night.

And... There are arrangements to see to.

And... well...

And... Yeah.

And... you know, he and I talked is all.

Anniversary of what?

ANNOUNCER: He shoots, he scores!

Another way they save money

Answer the question.

Any chance you can put an exact time on his arrival?

Any man. A man.

Any of it.

Anyhoo, he decides he's in love with one of 'em.

Anyhoo, that's animal control's purview.

Anyone there?

Anything else?

Anyway, I'm in charge today on account of...

Anyway, she IDs the photo of the suspect

Anywhere you like.

Anywhere you wanna go.

Appreciate it, Doc.

Are staking out Lester's house.

Are we ready, Mr. Creech?

Are you calling him?

Are you crying?

Are you Don Chumph?

Are you kidding me?

Are you sure it wasn't rust? 'Cause...

Are you sure?

Arrangements were made... and then...

Arrested him?

As soon as the ring went on her finger.

As this system moves quickly down from Canada.

Asked me to see if you'd come down to the staff room.

Assets deployed, Mr. Wrench and Mr. Numbers.

At his place... suggestive...

At least three, don't you think?

At least three.

At night, he would look at the lights in the houses

At parties and drop it in his drink.

At the airport, man says, "Take bag?"

Aw, thanks, hon.

Aw, that's so sweet.

Awkward after, once we broke up.

Back for more, huh?

Back in the '90s, out near Leech Lake.

Back then?

Back to it then?

Back... back to the car.

Bad luck, you know?

Bad luck.

Bartender...

Base to Emergency One. Chief says send the bus to 1381 Elk.

Based on the hustle of the deputy, we have a name for him.

Based on what? ESP?

Be a while before he can answer any questions

Be here around 11:00, she said.

Be quiet.

Bean dip? You betcha.

Beat her with the hammer, then shot the Chief.

Because a man that hasn't showered since the '70s

Because here you are and... your friend is dead.

Because it leaves us, myself and Agent Budge,

Because Pearl could still be alive downstairs,

Because this is the first that I've...

Because, sir, first of all, we got this photo

Because, you know, am I or am I not doing all the...

Before getting into Lester's hand.

Before that Aberdeen.

Believe me, I mean to.

Believe me, I've seen it all.

Ben Schmidt says you put down a guy with an assault rifle.

Bend.

Bernadette, I heard, so... girl.

Better be some guy, Stavros.

Better get right with the Lord.

Big fish. You have to strike while the iron's hot.

Big thoughts about the nature of things and...

Bill Blass. Check this out.

Bill may have made the arrest, but we both know who did the real work.

Bill Oswalt. I'm the chief here.

Bill Oswalt's the Chief over at Bemidji.

Bill thinks 'cause of Chaz's temper...

Bill, if you think that makes me guilty of something, then...

BILL: Lester?

BILL: Okay, I'm here.

Bill? Yeah. No. He's in the Twin Cities for...

Bill... Yeah. And I know...

Bill's on his way to St. Paul now for a... What do you call it?

Bishop and Main.

Blackman. (CHUCKLES) Yeah.

Blood and locusts...

Blood and locusts... flies and boils.

BO MUNK: Jeez, Lester. Oh, hey.

Bodies?

Boss, he's just a damn plumber. Let him go!

Bottom line, I can't make her go to another funeral, you know?

Bottom line, they don't think...

BOY: Yeah.

Breach!

Bring 'em that check they've been waiting for...

Broke the poor guy's nose, she said.

Buddy of mine says they swear by this stuff in Finland.

Buddy?

BUDGE: It's an answer.

BUDGE: Maybe we should get in the car and then back up a few feet

BUDGE: Multiple gunshots. The shooter's still inside the building

BUDGE: What man?

Burt, did I ever tell you about the time

BURT: You're a riot.

Busy morning, huh?

But a cemetery with no bodies,

But also...

But anyway, you didn't answer my question there.

But at the same time a wanted fugitive has been spotted in town.

But Chaz, you know, he's...

But don't question the universe, that's my motto.

But he moved to Anchorage in '03.

But he's soldiering through.

But heck if I know any other way to think about it.

But hey, so have I.

But his boat can only carry one of them at a time.

But I am afraid. I told her I have a family waiting...

But I am very hungry, four days I no eat.

But I can't release the car to you till they release it to me.

But I don't see why not. Hold on, I'll grab the keys.

But I don't want this impacting everyday doings,

But I just...

But I make everyone put their name in the ledger.

But I think it was because the Romans were raised by wolves.

But I think that you need to ask yourself...

But I wanted to look up my old pal, Lester Nygaard.

But I was afraid, like you said.

But I... I was in shock.

But I'd like your permission

But I'm gonna get it, right?

But I'm sure it was in his head.

But if it's true, if Sam did miss some payments,

But it's just not meant to be.

But it's not enough.

But leave out the part...

But looks like local PD has it under control.

But Molly's got a picture. It's in the file.

But more importantly, are you and Louise still gonna make it on Sunday?

But Mr. Bill is hugging me and crying.

But no calls...

But not just my liver.

But not me.

But not this guy.

But nothing like this, ever.

But otherwise... Who's working that now?

But she was adamant.

But she was always...

But some days, sometimes, you get forces you can't control.

But still, you can't Not with the current climate.

But that's life, right? Sure.

But the dog had other ideas.

But the man cannot live...

But the name is in the bag and the number.

But the train's already started pulling out of the station, right?

But the weather service is trackin' a big storm.

But then the fox would eat the rabbit.

But then there's this mess.

But there he was. I mean, just, you know,

But they're still gonna stick around for a while,

But this man, he does not come back.

But to sleep with your own brother? I know.

But unfortunately, I've never met this man before in my life.

But who could complain?

But with all that's happened,

But wouldn't you know it? They're closed.

But you can see why I think this is your guy.

But you can't be too careful.

But you can't give away your whole body, piece by piece.

But you gotta understand...

But you have to...

But you've got a precinct full of cops.

But, yeah, no, I'm... Glad it's behind us.

But, you know, after he told me

But, you know, some good police work, and we caught the guy, so...

But... I'll...

But... it's him.

But... ooh, partner, that's a heart stopper.

But... What happens when you bring the fox over

But... when I applied, they were on a hiring freeze.

Butt first. Watch your head.

Buzz Aldrin was afraid of spiders and he went into space.

Buzz Mead

Bye.

Bye. Bye, kids.

Call 911.

Call her a night.

Call Hoenecker with State, see if we can get some more plows,

Call in the cavalry and set a trap.

Call it in.

Call you up late at night and you can listen to me shit on people.

Called seven times, according to the file.

Calling it all kinds of names.

Came by the station looking for you.

Can I get, like, a phone call? And a...

Can I only row them across in one direction?

Can I sit?

Can I talk to him?

Can it wait? I just ate an omelet... Waiting for it to digest.

Can just have the pair.

Can we have some more sparkling water? Thanks.

Can you come over?

Can you imagine the number of sewer mouths I put my hands in?

Can you monitor police activity on it?

Can you talk? Speak, I mean.

Can you tell me what this is about, or is that classified?

Can you... Will you do that for me?

Can...

Can't complain. Takes me out by the lake. It's a nice drive.

Can't have Ida going into labor under a snowbound scenario.

Can't have you touching the body, sir.

Can't say I much liked his demeanor.

Can't you hear? It's driving me crazy.

Cancelling backup.

Capers. You liked it last time.

Car 39, this is dispatch. Come in.

Car 39, you need to follow up on a report,

Car four, come back.

CARLYLE: Nineteen hundred units shipped by rail at a cost of $600 per

Carolina Murphy had his tongue

Cease fire, damn it!

Celebrating.

Center mass.

Changed your flight at the last minute

Chaz, I swear to God... I did not do this... anything.

Chaz, I swear to you, this is all just a...

Chaz, it's... it's Lester.

Chaz, what have you done? I'm coming! I'm on my way!

CHAZ: And me? GORDO: Dad.

CHAZ: For Pearl, the Chief... even Sam Hess.

CHAZ: It's breakfast, mister, family time.

CHAZ: It's good waffles, hon.

CHAZ: Now...

CHAZ: Yeah, put your comic away, huh?

CHAZ: Your mom needs help after school.

Chaz?

Chaz? Well, good riddance. Don't care what that man gets.

Chaz.

Chaz... buddy, come on.

Chaz... the whole time.

Check for, uh, Lorne Malvo. Could you check...

Check your wallets, ladies and gentlemen.

Cheers. Cheers.

Chief, are you busy?

Chief, for Pete's sake, I've got evidence

Chief, they got him.

Chief?

Chief? Is that a yes on the baby plow?

Chief? So you see?

Children play in the streets, my children.

Children?

Chin up, Chief.

Chinese used plastic screws. Bet she bucked like a bronco.

Church fundraiser...

Cindy said Bill's on his way back. What happened?

Claimant is super PO'd. Over.

Closer than anybody else.

Coffee run. Who's this then?

Coffee?

Colonel Sanders?

Come back and kill the neighbor and his family.

Come in.

Come in. Over.

Come on in. Thanks.

Come on now.

Come on, I told you. I didn't see nothing.

Come on, now. That's not fair.

Come on, you're afraid of spiders.

Come on! Come on! Stop!

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on... Bill's got a job to do.

Coming in with a 313.

Computers at the precinct... have it on the back.

Condos.

Congratulations on your award. Thank you.

Convenient at first.

COP: Is that what you're looking for then?

Cops can't figure out who did it,

Coroner's saying a single shot from close up.

Could be a gift for a lady.

Could be extra marital... on the wife's side.

Could be our backup.

Could be, could be George W. Bush.

Could be.

Couldn't be bothered to apply the brakes.

Couldn't reach you on the radio.

Curly hair... looks like she draws her eyebrows on with a Sharpie?

Customs seal on. (MEN LAUGHING)

Cut away the necrotic tissue, and filled him full of IV antibiotics.

Cut out by an Indian back in the '80s.

Cut the shit.

Dad here, come back.

Dad wants to know about the game Sunday.

Dad, I gotta go.

Dad, my flowers. Oh, yeah.

Dad, what's happening?

Dad!

Dad.

Dad... who's watching the restaurant?

Darling, is this guy bothering you or what?

Dave, anybody in the offices yet?

Dave, are we telling people about the bugs?

Day 156, just logging the comings and goings.

Dead dog, foul play suspected.

Dead end, heading back.

Dead.

Debts, screaming phone calls, bill collectors at the door.

Deputy Grimly... Forgiveness,

Deputy Grimly"

Deputy over at my office.

Deputy pulled him in an hour ago.

Deputy Solverson again, Bemidji police.

Deputy Solverson.

Deputy Solverson. Solverson. What does he say?

DESK CLERK: Molly, call on two.

Desk duty, two weeks.

Did he remember the red sauce?

Did he?

Did I do something?

Did it come?

Did Lester tell you where to find him?

Did we get him? Who?

Did you call it in?

Did you come here looking for Malvo?

Did you go by his shop? Oh, first thing.

Did you know the human eye can see

Did you know... Chaz bought a time share in a boat?

Did you make the drop?

Did you mean to lock me in here?

Did you pay Lorne Malvo to kill Sam Hess?

Did you put them on me?

Did you say you got kidnapped?

Did you see any signs of tampering?

Did you tell her that?

Did you tell these boys where to find me?

Didn't like his mail?

Didn't she?

Didn't you hear? It was his brother...

Direct approach.

Disappeared how?

DISPATCH ON RADIO: 620, be aware. Possible 313 in progress,

DISPATCH ON RADIO: All units, shots fired. Beacon near Bundy. I repeat, shots fired.

Divide and conquer on three. Over.

Dmitri?

Do I look like I want a pink police scanner?

Do I sound like your mom? Uh...

Do they have 'em? Yes or no.

Do you have a closet that locks? Yeah.

Do you have any new information?

Do you know the conditions of a modern fast food restaurant?

Do you know what happened to the fella I shot?

Do you remember me from before?

Do you say everything that comes to your head?

Do you think that this is connected to Las Vegas?

Do you think you could run in?

Do you think... Can I just... Say goodbye?

Do you understand what I'm saying?"

Do you understand?

Do you understand? Evidence has been planted...

Do you want me to stay the night? I could sleep in the chair.

Doc says take a few days, rest up.

Does it... does it fit into a suitcase or, like, a sack or something?

Does your mom know why you're at the pet store right now?

Doesn't matter.

DON: (DISGUISED VOICE) We demand one million in unmarked bills.

DON: (IN DEEP VOICE) "Once upon a time, there was a little boy.

DON: Good evening, ladies. Good...

Don't be a nudnik.

Don't care extra marital. Don't care not related.

Don't go out there. You personally, don't go looking for...

Don't got the stomach for it.

Don't lie to me!

Don't much like this fella threatening people.

Don't take two of these and think you're gonna nap.

Don't talk.

Don't you "Mrs. Hess" me.

Don't you forget.

Don't you think?

Don't, okay? I gotta ask you not to...

Don't.

Doubt it.

Driver's license says Frank Peterson and an address up in Baudette.

Drop it.

Drove a red BMW, you said?

Drove a red BMW.

Drugs?

Eh. I'll roll the dice.

Eighteen cubic tons metric at $110 an ounce...

Encircle the town, in other words. Uh, there's... Yeah?

Ended up moving to a different neighborhood.

Especially not of a private nature.

Even got the long antenna on the back.

Eventually, you just swallow your tongue

Every day I steal food, but... lam ashamed.

Everybody up there knows me.

Everything I am...

Everything okay?

Except animals only kill for food.

Except I'm back now

Except no one's taking files. They just bring more.

Except Terry doesn't know which end of the mop to use

Except we both know in two days,

Excuse me.

Excuse me. All right.

Excuse us, miss.

Fargo!

FBI, step out of the car!

FBI! We're FBI! MAN: Back! Get back!

Fella driving Lester's stolen car.

Fella paid cash, I think.

Fella upstairs, tried to murder me with a bazooka.

FEMALE CLERK: Sir...

FEMALE DISPATCH: Car 39, this is dispatch. Come in.

FEMALE ELECTRONIC VOICE: Please take your ticket.

FEMALE OFFICER: A 172. Tenth and Market to code four. Can I get a case number?

Female. A woman.

File room.

Find the proof.

First there's the inability to concentrate

First...

Five days for me.

Five dollars. It was all I had.

Florence Nightgarden won the entire pot... if I'm not mistaken.

Follow.

Footsteps on the stairs, a woman moaning.

For $55 he threw in the shotgun.

For 24 hours straight without rest and feel exhausted.

For a few days, and any kind of fruit with pits.

For Christ's sakes, man!

For cracking wise at the state fair.

For example, okay, if it was the brother,

For me, I'm saying...

For me, there are still...

For murder?

For Pearl, the Chief... even Sam Hess.

For people are still suffering.

For Pete...

For the record, I advised against

For this...

For Vegas to a little family reunion.

For...

Forensic? Yes, sir. Just routine,

Forget it.

Forget that. I say go for it.

Found this on my windshield last week.

Four years old.

Free country, isn't it?

Free with the meal. Right.

Freeze! Don't...

Freshen you up? No, we're good.

Friday night in Vegas. That is some place, I tell ya.

From an ATM across the street.

From Lester's from the night of the murders.

From Mid Claims just yesterday.

From the hotel security camera.

From the naked fella kidnapping.

Gasoline? Yeah, from your brain into the...

Gave me guff when I asked him if he had any pets.

Gave up? What did we have?

Geez, who did you say is after this guy again?

Geez.

Geez. I see why you're trading her in.

Get a bigger boat. No, no. That's not an option.

Get after him! Come on!

Get bent.

Get dressed! Get dressed!

Get dressed! Get dressed! Come on.

Get the hell outta here.

Get to finding Lester.

Getting the luggage out of the car.

Gina, this is...

GINA: Lester

Girl or boy?

GIRL: (ON WALKIE TALKIE) Come in, Greta. Over.

GIRL: I don't like him.

Give her a shoulder, you know?

Give him the old what for.

Give me an hour and head back.

Give me that duffel over there and I'll tell you.

Glad you like them.

Glaucoma they say it is, only in the one eye.

Go ahead

Go Bears.

Go get changed up, you, and let's eat.

Go on. I'll be up presently.

Go sit on the front porch... Make sure my granddaughter's safe.

God damn it.

God damn. We're doing this. We're really... (GRUNTS)

God is real

God is real.

God is watching and He knows.

God sent them.

God told you not to park here?

God, He told me.

God!

God! Fish!

God! Your own brother!

God.

God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

God. Please, please...

God... damn it.

God... is real.

Goin' away. From me.

Gonna make Jemma an honest woman.

Good 'cause you're the babysitter.

Good for you.

Good to have everyone together again, don't you think?

Good!

Good.

Good. Well, maybe...

Goodbye, Deputy.

Goodbye, Mr. Nygaard.

GORDO: One more page. CHAZ: That's not...

Gordo? My Gordo?

Gordo's at Red Wing.

Gordo's been arrested and the cops are here.

Gosh, I... avoid going out...

Gosh.

Got a personal stake, is what my partner...

Got a special on remote control helicopters.

Got bullied by Hess...

Got hockey.

Got me all...

Got me.

Got no point.

Got one of those for me?

Got one.

Got the low water feature, but don't skimp on torque.

Got this one in pink.

Gotta love a man who keeps his word, right?

Gotta tell ya, Mick Mike, I sure do like having you around.

Grab the fat guy's feet. We'll throw him in a dumpster.

Great.

Greatest empire in human history, founded by wolves.

Greta likes all the different contests they have.

Greta, come in, Greta. Do you wanna...

GRETA: Dad? Come in, Dad. Over.

Greta's mom passed

Grilled cheese coming right up.

Grimly.

GUARD: Okay.

GUARD: Pardon?

Gunshots. Real loud. Oh.

Gus helped me... My husband.

GUS: And does it work? Does it stop the suffering?

GUS: I figured it out.

GUS: Iran his plates and it turns out

GUS: Molly.

GUS: That's what he said, my neighbor.

GUS: Yeah, hey, it's Gus.

Guy stole his bag. Can you believe it? A refugee.

Guys.

Had a breakin, huh?

Had a case once. Back in '79.

Had a police scanner, he said.

Had an aunt once,

Had Lester Nygaard in custody... About to talk to him.

Had some fabric attached to it.

Had to send the jacket back once actually.

Had to shoot it behind the ear to get it off of her.

Halt!

Hang on. Frank calling

Hanging it up after this.

Has a daughter.

Have I seen this?

Have our toes in the sand by dawn, a real adventure.

Have you ever had Turkish Delight?

Have you ever seen the guys,

Have you seen this?

He becomes friends with a bear and a panther.

He bought me flowers. You don't say.

He broke a guy's nose once just

He called him at the motel... Look!

He came to my house. They...

He can hear just fine.

He couldn't see his way clear to it, so we left it at that.

He decides he was foolish to think just giving money was enough.

He didn't mention a single thing.

He don't like when I tell this story.

He drives away. The car is impounded.

He drops a glove on the platform... But he doesn't notice.

He get a plate number, your neighbor?

He give you much of a fight?

He gives the guy a warning, you know, a kind of, "Move along."

He had a handgun in his backpack. Unloaded, thank gosh.

He has different plans.

He killed him. He killed Hess.

He knew the name of every stinging insect.

He looked at my evidence and said it was circumstantial.

He made a BM between the mattress and the box spring.

He opens the window...

He said he saw this fella sitting in his car outside the apartment.

He says he can give you two good ones and a pickup with baby plow.

He says, "Doctor, this time, I want to give it all

He says, "Get in the car," but he doesn't come back.

He says, "This time, I want to donate my liver...

He says...

He sees the world is full of misery.

He stays in Duluth.

He stays in Duluth. I stop him on the street.

He steals a car. I pull him over.

He still calls though. Not supposed to.

He stuffs the cabbage in the rabbit and the rabbit in the fox,

He thinks I'm crazy. Do you think I'm crazy?

He took... he took my car.

He used to be Duluth PD. He's a mailman now.

He used to hear noises coming from the basement at night.

He used to take his glass eye out

He was a piece of work, huh? Who's that?

He was a shit shot though.

He was born in a field and raised in the woods...

He was born with just a socket.

He was having an affair with the wife. She broke it off.

He was maybe mid 50s... Upscale looking.

He was on that street on foot.

He won't lose the hand, but it came close.

He worked a little after that, but never quite the same.

He yells at one glass and then whispers sweet nothings to the other glass.

He'll be right out.

He's a pirate, I think.

He's a pretty well respected member of the community up there.

He's a riot.

He's a successful guy.

He's baffled... just like me.

He's changed his look, hasn't he?

He's coming to live with us. Go on.

He's committed a crime, only... you know... I can't prove it.

He's crazy.

He's dead, I think!

He's gonna Pay?

He's gonna pay? A million dollars?

He's got the shop over on Third, though.

He's gotta call you back. (SIGHS)

He's had a bad week, that's for sure. Yeah.

He's in custody?

He's in witness protection. Say what?

He's just not very hungry. Thanks.

He's lying!

He's not convicted yet.

He's not gonna stop.

He's not the brightest bulb. I'll give you that.

He's saying they're the kind

He's saying this is all real odd.

He's up in Duluth...

He's... They got him upstairs... in Intensive.

Heading into the city to the ballet.

Heads up.

Heard you got some flowers.

Heck of a lot of bullets for a fender bender.

Heck, sir.

Heck, we might never come back.

Heck, you're my brother. You should be on my side.

Held the knife to his bloody face

HELENA: At least it was warm.

HELENA: Idiot, the boy's gonna freeze.

Hell of a thing.

Hell, son, that could be a photo of my momma for all I know.

Hello, lam Tahir.

Hello?

Hello? Do they have 'em?

Hello. Inspector Clancy speaking. What?

Help ya?

Help you, sir?

Help you?

Help.

Her coat got a rip. Sol...

Her husband nice and cozy in the ground.

Here, let me.

Here! Here!

Here. Oh, man.

Here... With that fella out there.

Here's what I owe you.

Hess breaks Lester's nose.

Hess was laughing about this fella that he bullied.

Hey

Hey there, I'm... Deputy Solverson?

Hey there, Molly.

Hey there.

Hey, and go fishing later?

Hey, buddy, you might wanna have a doctor look at that hand though.

Hey, can I... can I lay in it?

Hey, car 6, anything?

Hey, Chief.

Hey, Chief. These fellas...

Hey, come back! It's too dangerous!

Hey, Dad. Hey, hon.

Hey, guys. Is your dad around?

Hey, hey.

Hey, is my dad there?

Hey, Mick Mike, lighten up, huh?

Hey, Molly, a couple of FBI fellows

Hey, now.

Hey, so I... I got a call today.

Hey, so... I have a question.

Hey, this is car 6 out on 71.

Hey, why is there paper on the windows?

Hey, you didn't have to come.

Hey, you know, I..

Hey, you seen Ida?

Hey, you're making too much noise.

Hey! Here! Here!

Hey.

Hey. Bill...

Hey. Look, we're all real glad to have you back.

Hey...

Hey... do I get to use that voice thing again?

Hey... how big is that... a million dollars?

Hey.Hey!

Heya, Lester. I like your tie.

Hi.

Hi. Hey. Big night, huh?

High winds, blizzard, the whole shebang.

Him who?

His hands are taped.

His lawyer thinks we can plea it down to probation.

His life.

Hiya. We're police officers.

Hmm?

Hmm? Sure.

Hmm.

Hmm...

Hold on a minute What? (INCOHERENT YELLING)

Hold on.

Hold the phone, I know that fella. (CHUCKLES)

Holy smokes. Yeah.

Home of brave.

Honestly, Lester, stay or go, but I got a bladder the size of a penny.

Honey, pass the syrup. Yeah.

Honey, you've earned it. It's like my mom always said,

Honey?

How are you?

How bad?

How can you do that?

How come he was there, you know, on the street...

How come they called you?

How come we're all in the hall then?

How do you know it's private?

How do you know?

How does he do it?

How I might know the fella responsible

How long did you say you worked for the Tampa DA?

How many times?

How much do you wanna... I don't need details.

How often does something like this happen. Winning an award?"

How the heck did I do that?

How you doin' there then?

How you holding up?

How's he doing?

How's the route?

How's things going with you?

I ain't never seen before or since.

I almost died.

I alone am free.

I already told you, just eat all three of them.

I always wanted to work for the Post Office...

I am gonna bust your balls.

I am gonna stick my whole thumb up your ass later.

I am looking around the store. Skittles and peanut butter cups.

I am really sorry about that. (CHUCKLES)

I am so sorry. Molly, these guys aren't interested in...

I am so worried...

I am the one who should be saying that

I arrest the wrong fella, being what they think.

I bet.

I boxed it up for you. Not sure it's anything you want.

I broke a promise.

I brought my book, like you asked.

I called a couple times now about

I called back to Bemidji to talk to Bill, but he's...

I called it in.

I can explain that. I...

I can see that.

I can't believe he wouldn't stop.

I can't even imagine.

I can't even move my arm.

I can't just... Of relationships?

I can't promise you fingers won't get broke.

I changed my mind.

I could come to the station this afternoon and give a statement?

I could have shot you just as easy.

I could use another cup of coffee.

I couldn't sleep last night. I kept going over and over it in my head.

I decided...

I didn't do this, you know...

I didn't even know that was a thing.

I didn't kill him.

I didn't recognize you at first either, 'cause you got a whole new...

I didn't see it before, but now...

I do not.

I don't even know where to start.

I don't have any friends.

I don't know how they eat that crap every day.

I don't know if he's gonna... or what.

I don't know if it was you or your partner, but look...

I don't know what that sounds like.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know, just... let it go?

I don't know, of... (STAMMERS) like, an ethical nature.

I don't know, these?

I don't know, you tell me, things went south...

I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, what if we like it here?

I don't know. Some kid brought a gun to school or something.

I don't know. What's fair?

I don't think I'm telling you anything you don't know

I don't think so.

I don't understand. Were you shot?

I don't wanna talk about...

I don't want to die in this way.

I don't want to steal.

I don't want you getting cold feet. I'll see you in the morning.

I don't. HOST: You want a million dollars in your case.

I don't... I don't...

I drained the wound, removed the foreign object,

I gave it back!

I gave it back.

I get to be Chief.

I give you...

I got a little girl.

I got apple and cherry.

I got goose bumps.

I got handheld or dashboard mountable. Oh. Also...

I got him in Interview One. Also, they just called from the scene.

I got him. Who's this then?

I got these... I got these French lotions on hold.

I got two kids and a wife who thinks out loud.

I gotta ask you to stand and put your back to the bars.

I gotta get to work and Linda's got shopping.

I gotta go to Duluth in the a.m., but I'll stop by after, yeah.

I gotta protect the baby here.

I gotta talk to Bill. Where's Bill?

I gotta talk to Gus, so...

I gotta...

I guess he took the mattress off and did it,

I guess I'll see you later.

I guess that's what... bothers me the most, you know.

I guess we both got bullet holes now, huh?

I guess we'd better.

I had a greyhound.

I had a pickup with an unsecured load.

I had a wife, family.

I had him and...

I had no money and no paper.

I hate you.

I have a commendation.

I have a cousin who lived in Bemidji

I haven't had a piece of pie like that since the Garden of Eden

I heard about the bugs. Do you need me to swing by?

I heard the voices. I thought, "Is that Chaz?"

I heard you got arrested

I helped a fella who got his privates stuck to a mailbox.

I hope so. I got my eye on this one.

I just don't believe it, you know.

I just keep pinching myself. (CHUCKLES)

I just look tired.

I just stay here trying to drink enough

I just...

I just... cut my hand on a... some rusty nail.

I just... I got homesick.

I kind of tweaked my back before,

I knew a guy once. Had a 110 pound Rottweiler...

I knew a Jay Peterson once... had a dwarf arm.

I knew I should have memorized this.

I know 'cause a buddy of my dad's

I know how much you loved her. I remember.

I know it's him. Negatory.

I know this is out of line, but...

I know what I gotta do now.

I know what I have to do now. I didn't before.

I know, but you were in Duluth, so I figured...

I know, but you woke me up in the middle of the night.

I know.

I left him here to watch the body.

I let you come inside of me.

I like it 'cause it looks like an undercover vehicle.

I like that you get to see the same people every day...

I love him.

I love you.

I made a lot of new contacts at the awards.

I made a night guard for Britney Spears?

I may have some more questions for you.

I may have some more questions.

I mean, 22 people did get killed,

I mean, dashboard camera from the car stop?

I mean, everyone else is gone.

I mean, good for us. That was a big policy.

I mean, I don't know. Are you sure you're ready for...

I mean, I told you about my...

I mean, I wanna be here for you, so...

I mean, I'll actually kill you.

I mean, if he is our guy and not,

I mean, it was insane.

I mean, it went up.

I mean, it's only fair.

I mean, it's...

I mean, just three weeks ago,

I mean, maybe we'll see you there.

I mean, Molly, she's...

I mean, no disrespect. It's just...

I mean, not after, you know,

I mean, not all the evidence...

I mean, shit, Ray, what's the longest

I mean, this is obviously...

I mean, to go back to Lester.

I mean, we're in the same boat.

I mean, you think this could be,

I mean, you're saying this is all some... some big coincidence,

I mean...

I mean... (CLEARS THROAT) some kids grow up thinking about it,

I might grab a nightcap at the bar.

I need a name.

I need a police scanner.

I need help now. I need you to come.

I need to use your computer.

I need you to get down on the ground.

I need you to pull the Syndicate file.

I need... a ride back to town.

I need... I need...

I never paid him.

I never paid. I didn't pay

I never thought of that.

I never wanted to be the type to think

I ordered a drink, I had a chat with the bartender for a bit.

I pick up this or that.

I put my mask on. Tawny hands me the number two needle.

I quit... ls what I'm saying.

I remember when I was three.

I said did you know that the human eye can see

I said don't talk.

I said I'm in a meeting.

I said more sand.

I said not now.

I said quiet.

I said we're not a taxi... Please, I just... I just need...

I said, "What, Minnesota's not cold enough for you?"

I said, he's in witness protection.

I seem to remember you spitting that on the floor.

I shot him twice.

I shot you.

I should be up there right now,

I should have said something earlier.

I should have thought about the shotgun. I know, I know.

I should take you home and put you to bed.

I should've said right away...

I should've stopped him.

I spent some time with the Tampa DA.

I start to give the guy a novocaine shot.

I still gotta sell you two. Hey...

I stopped and arrested him, of course.

I sure do.

I sure hope you catch that fella

I swear to God.

I swear to God. Mmm mmm.

I take the bus to the city.

I tend to get my way. Oh, boy, does she?

I tend... to have a beer and then a little tequila guy.

I think he's the fella who put the naked guy in the trunk.

I think I may have been kidnapped is the thing.

I think I might have observed that type of behavior on occasion.

I think I'd look cool with a limp.

I think I'd remember that.

I think it was a hammering.

I think it's pretty, so...

I think the...

I think we got him.

I think we got some left from last time.

I think we might have a problem here.

I think you broke it.

I think... They got a picture...

I thought I'd put it up, you know, graphically...

I thought it was a drifter thing.

I thought on it on the way over.

I thought we could watch it here. I could make that pasta thing.

I thought we were going to the shop?

I thought you might wanna...

I thought you were getting socks.

I thought, "Frank, I mean, you can't blame

I told Dougie to keep him overnight,

I told him to go. Yeah.

I told Semenko

I told you, I know a guy.

I took you in. My house...

I try to get to Pearl, you know, to check if she's...

I understand. Come on. Come away now.

I used to have positive opinions

I want a million. It's all right. Four more cases.

I want to donate my corneas, but not just my corneas.

I want to donate my heart, but not just my heart.

I want to give it all away...

I want to work, but what work can I do?

I wanted Allie.

I wanted to say something, Bill. I swear.

I wanted to thank you... For catching the guy.

I was a bit nervous about it at first.

I was about to send a search party.

I was an animal.

I was changing the sheets on a king size, and I'm...

I was coming anyway. Told you last night.

I was happy.

I was hunting.

I was just about to call the widow Hess.

I was just saying we're doing good.

I was just..

I was Miss Hubbard County, for Pete's sake.

I was over waiting at the restaurant, drinking ginger ale.

I was picking your pubes out of my teeth 12 hours ago.

I was saying, we got the phone dump back,

I was talking to the, uh, bug guy.

I watched a bear once. Its leg was in a steel trap.

I will if I can.

I will put... your eye out! (GLASS SHATTERS)

I wonder what that's about.

I worked this guy for six months, Lester, six months.

I would.

I wouldn't expect a call back though.

I, Lester Nygaard...

I...

I... brought you some flowers.

I... I appreciate that, but I... No, no.

I... I can work late even

I... I don't really know where we're goin'.

I... I was too shook up at the scene to...

I... I've just been messing things up from the go.

I... We were thinking definitely white male.

I'd be back in this room with you pointing at names on that whiteboard,

I'd call it animal.

I'd hate for your pretty face to freeze.

I'd like that.

I'd like to think that you could've... come to me.

I'd tell you the details, but it'd sound like I made 'em up...

I'll be praying on it.

I'll be there just as soon as I... Okay, then.

I'll betcha. (CHUCKLES)

I'll call the cops.

I'll call you in a little bit, okay?

I'll come to you.

I'll confess.

I'll get it. I got it. (GRUNTS)

I'll get you a new one, I swear.

I'll head over. You don't wanna just call?

I'll just stick with the black.

I'll just stick with the scanner.

I'll kill you!

I'll make some calls

I'll make sure Lester gets it next time he comes in.

I'll never forget it. So... Um...

I'll put a note on the file that you called.

I'll tell you. Uffda.

I'll think of something. Think of what?

I'm a cautious driver by nature..

I'm a rascal. There's no two ways about it.

I'm Agent Budge and this is Agent Pepper, FBI from Fargo.

I'm coming.

I'm done answering your... (STAMMERING)

I'm done.

I'm freaking out here. I don't know what to do.

I'm gathering this wasn't your first time, though.

I'm going after her. Keep an eye on Greta.

I'm going inside and I'm calling the cops.

I'm gonna ask you again.

I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick.

I'm gonna bust your balls.

I'm gonna buy real marble for the spa. 6 inches thick.

I'm gonna call HQ and let them know we'll be staying the night.

I'm gonna get changed and head to the office.

I'm gonna pay.

I'm gonna put them in water as soon as I get home.

I'm gonna run over to Lester's.

I'm gonna take it to north, in case he shows up down the block.

I'm gonna throw up.

I'm home!

I'm in a meeting.

I'm in jail. I'll be out in a few hours.

I'm in the car. I'm coming over.

I'm in the trunk of a car.

I'm just on a call.

I'm just saying... Well...

I'm just... an insurance salesman.

I'm looking at the guy right now.

I'm Molly, Deputy Solverson.

I'm no detective.

I'm not clear on...

I'm not just talking about hygiene.

I'm not looking at you. I'm not looking at you.

I'm not sure what I'm looking for is the problem.

I'm not sure. I'm looking for Lester Nygaard.

I'm not too proud to say I was wrong

I'm ordering you to throw out your weapon

I'm prankin' you.

I'm ready to go... you know... start fresh

I'm real good now. How are you?

I'm saying, logically or even negative files.

I'm sorry to bother you, but we got a call from Las Vegas PD.

I'm sorry to interrupt, but it's not right.

I'm sorry you had to see that, Linda.

I'm sorry, I'm such a downer.

I'm sorry, sir. You must have me confused with someone else.

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm starving. Yeah.

I'm still a little worried about the 203 and the 204.

I'm supposed to go over after my shift.

I'm supposed to play with Kevin.

I'm taking over.

I'm the victim here, you know.

I'm the victim! Me!

I'm thinking maybe Fargo

I'm trying, yeah.

I'm up.

I'm upset.

I'm upstairs in the bathroom. There's no lock on the door.

I'm... I'm his brother Chaz. Chaz Nygaard.

I've been calling.

I've got an appointment.

I've never had it, but it's supposed to be good.

I've never heard of a deaf hit man.

I've worked too hard. I've come too far...

Ice wine. (GRUNTS)

Ida kicked us out... said we were being too loud.

Ida, the lady with the baby... Yeah?

If he comes... I'll put his eye out.

If I show your picture around, no one would recognize you?

If it really is him, Malvo, I just...

If people are unhappy with our services... they call.

If that's not enough, he'd break a leg or an arm.

If that's what you wanna watch.

If the file room minus one file is still the file room,

If the man leaves the fox and the rabbit alone,

If we think...

If you don't move, I'm gonna have to call the cops.

If you get my meaning.

If you maybe wanted to join me?

If you puke in here, I'll kill you.

If you still feel raw about things when you heal up, come see me.

If you think it's best...

If you try anything...

If you want this to go away, you gotta give 'em someone.

In '78, six people died in a pharmacy fire.

In a way. My daughter's husband.

In an elevator, huh? You say one's a dentist?

In Bemidji?

In case Stavros does call the cops...

In case you don't read the papers.

In fact he does it every day for, how long?

In fact, uh, why don't... We should leave tonight.

In my village, I tend goats. You know goats?

In the back.

In the bag.

In the cafeteria. Or is it meatloaf?

In the face with an unloaded firearm,

In the winter, the boy would freeze...

In there.

In two hours. Come get me.

Including the Chief of Police...

Incoming or outgoing?

Injected?

Inside, I'm raring to go.

INSPECTOR CLANCY: Well, you can't. So shut up. Where's the body?

INSPECTOR CLANCY: What happened?

Insurance money on the way.

Insurance Salesman of the Year 2007... Lester Nygaard!

Insurance Salesman of the Year, Lester Nygaard!

Insurance. Ah.

Is everything okay?

Is Greta here?

Is he in trouble?

Is he...

Is he... He brought a gun to school!

Is his wife.

Is it a cut or what is it?

Is it like a clown car back there?

Is it still the file room?

Is it true? Is he back?

Is it... this fella maybe?

Is now a good time to ask you a few questions?

Is Pearl home? LESTER: No.

Is she... Bill...

Is still the file room.

Is that a... Can you call it a murder if it's a...

Is that Bo Munk?

Is that why I'm...

Is that you're still...

Is there a manager or someone we can talk to?

Is there a motel?

Is they don't hook up the alarm to the phone line,

Is this a...

Is this what you want?

Is this your car, sir? What?

Is this your car?

Isn't a girl supposed to scream

It captures our... A single individual

It chewed through bloody bone to get free.

It could be worse, right? Much, much worse.

It died about an hour later, face down in a stream.

It doesn't make any sense. I mean, the brother?

It doesn't matter now.

It doesn't matter. It's the principle.

It hurts. Yeah... mine, too.

It just hit me, lying in bed thinking about that...

It leaves us... Poised.

It must be hard to live in this world if you believe that.

It seems Sam stopped paying the premium. (SCOFFS)

It suddenly doesn't look...

It was a man. Who's the man?

It was a national competition, so...

It was a white out,

It was buckets... literally buckets of blood.

It was Gordo, Lester.

It was mushrooms and cheese.

It was the guy...

It was the Romans, wasn't it?

It was... Too big in the arms.

It was... Vern, right?

It would appear that way, yeah.

It, uh...

It'll just be a second. I promise.

It's $2 for the first 30 minutes, so...

It's a complete success.

It's a lot simpler just to go to the toilet.

It's a new phone. Now!

It's a parable.

It's a sad story.

It's a sort of a nightmare

It's about time.

It's all about knowing which... palms to grease...

It's basically speed.

It's been a big year for insurance...

It's been falsified and if I..

It's calamity. I know it, 'cause I lived it.

It's cold out there.

It's disgusting.

It's fine. Go back to your show.

It's for protection.

It's gonna be... it's gotta be pretty heavy, right?

It's got an assault rifle on top, made of frosting.

It's gotta be personal.

It's grainy.

It's him.

It's just not meant to be.

It's just slowing down at the shop.

It's just your...

It's kill or be killed, son.

It's kind of hard to see though.

It's like a nightmare.

It's like I told this young fella,

It's like one big, happy...

It's like... When you see on the news... A boat sinks in India

It's making my head hurt.

It's me, is the point of the story.

It's my job.

It's not about the money. It's bigger than the...

It's not like a Band Aid fell out.

It's not my fault

It's not my position professionally to get involved in squabbles.

It's not too late to get off the pot. It's a lot of damn money.

It's on the front

It's that the worst does happen...

It's the towel sound. She's washing towels.

It's three pairs of socks. Half of them ladies'.

It's time you learned some responsibility.

It's time. You gotta let it go.

It's too late now.

It's unclear. Ah.

It's you.

It's your job, and I'm just a mailman.

It's... Forensic team's lookin' at it.

It's... I'm not gonna lie. It's a real mess.

Jacket, too.

James, you follow us, come on. Yes, sir.

Jealous type...

Jeez!

Jeez.

Jeez. Come on, that guy is always sick.

Jeez. That is... That's awful. Okay.

Jeez. Yeah.

JEFF: I was standing around, scared stiff,

Jemma's got a pamphlet.

JERGEN: And he decides... Oi!

JERGEN: Of course, boss. Yeah.

JERGEN: So, anyway, this freakin' guy...

Jesus!

Jesus! All right. All right.

Just be careful you don't blow your own face off.

Just between us girls that body, is it...

Just clean it up. Then pack your shit.

Just do it.

Just don't go there. You know that.

Just give me a damn ride! (GROANS)

Just glad nobody got hurt.

Just go outside now, okay? Why?

Just hard to sit that long. Legs go to sleep.

Just keep going, even though you think you'll fail

Just left a little earlier is all.

Just like they teach you...

Just listen. A man has a fox, a rabbit and a cabbage

Just me and Bill, right?

Just might be quick enough to save your life...

Just put 'em on the table. Okay.

Just standin' there, makin' a call on his...

Just tell me you're taking care of it.

Just tell them to call home when they're done.

Just the check please. Thanks.

Just wants to see us sweat a little... Feel the...

Just you? Uh, no.

Just, like, call him in the morning,

Just, like, flutters down on top of them, you know?

Just... I'll be right there!

Just... It's my night.

Just... just lie like that.

Just... leave poor Lester alone, will you?

Just“ Laundry at first...

Keep an eye on things.

Keep me posted, okay?

Keep up, hon. Keep up.

Kill and be killed. Head in a bag.

Kill or be killed.

Killing my wife, you mean?

Kiss, kiss. Kiss, kiss, kiss.

KITTY: (MUFFLED SHOUTING) What have you done?

KITTY: Chaz, the cops are here.

KITTY: Gordo? GORDO: Yeah.

KITTY: It's a mix.

KITTY: It's breakfast time, though. It's supposed to be family time.

KITTY: No TV until you do your homework.

KITTY: They got Chaz up at Faribault till the trial.

KITTY: Watcha doing there? GORDO: Reading a comic.

KITTY: What have you done?

KITTY: You don't wanna be late for the bus.

KITTY: You son of a bitch!

Knock, for Christ's sake.

Know a little something..

Know it's been a tough year for me personally.

Knowing that the people are suffering and he could help.

Knows what?

Knutson says Lester took a swing at him.

Knutson, you're in charge till I get back.

Lam not the person you think I am, this... This kind of monster.

Land of free.

Law enforcement conference.

Lawyer?

Leave out the part where the person you shot was me.

Left arm.

Left her at the precinct last night.

Left Knutson in charge. Right.

Lenny Potts missing...

Lester covered for him.

Lester goes to the emergency room where he meets our suspect.

Lester places a call to the motel where our suspect is staying,

Lester was sitting not 10 feet away, eating a grilled cheese.

Lester,

Lester, are you okay?

Lester, have you been a bad boy?

Lester, is there any way that...

Lester, is this what you want?

Lester, on the ground!

Lester, stop.

Lester, we need a location.

Lester, what did you do?

Lester, where are you?

Lester, you're gonna say it. One way or the other.

Lester, you're hurting my hand.

LESTER: Chaz?

LESTER: Gotta pick up a few things.

LESTER: He killed him. He killed Hess.

LESTER: I have news.

LESTER: Let me through!

LESTER: My Wife..

LESTER: Now, wait... wait just a second.

LESTER: Oh, no.

LESTER: Oh, yeah.

LESTER: Police? Yeah, I need the police please.

LESTER: Well, what are the odds?

LESTER: What... what do you want?

Lester!

Lester?

Lester? Lester!

Lester? Yeah.

Lester.

Lester. Wait.

Lester...

Lester... it's me.

Lester... No! Malvo. Malvo.

Let Gus know that...

Let me check.

Let me see your hands!

Let there be light, huh?

Let us find gas and... a warm bed.

Let us prosper even in the smallest of ways...

Let's eat. I'm starving.

Let's give her a hand. (ALL APPLAUDING)

Let's go see what we're gonna do today.

Let's go.

Let's just... We'll go home,

Let's meet in my office.

Let's say I know a person is guilty.

Liar! Mrs. Hess.

Liar. You knew the whole time...

Life. You go to bed unsatisfied.

Like a lot of danger.

Like about... 10 seconds ago.

Like an FBI car.

Like he said he was.

Like I said, I was speaking to the guy

Like I said, it's tricky.

Like I said, over on Third. You can't miss it.

Like I said, real nasty stuff.

Like I said, she should be any second now.

Like I said, there's a few more hoops on these homicide cases.

Like I said.

Like I said...

Like I told you before, you and my brother

Like, an organized crime thing?

Like, he has everyone else fooled, but... but I know.

Like, he's got one face for telling the truth

Like... how come the human eye can see

Like... like... like... maybe you hired a fella to... to...

Like... out of the ordinary. Memorable, I guess.

Likewise, Burty Burt.

Linda and me, we'd never been before.

LINDA: Lester?

LINDA: Salesman of the Year.

LINDA: We're going to Acapulco.

Linda?

Linda's just... Grabbing something over by the shop.

Listen to me.

Listen, I got a name for the suspect.

Listen, I know it's not my case...

Listen, I'm gonna make some calls.

Listen, Officer, this is a huge mistake.

Listen. Sir...

Local PD?

Location...

Lock that shit down, Grimly. This is a murder case.

Locust?

Longer Okay.

Look at me. I'm sweating.

Look at us.

Look now, I gotta tell you something.

Look, can you come over? I'm on Willow Creek Drive, number 613.

Look, here's the...

Look, hon.

Look, I can find the guy. I just need a few more days.

Look, I think I might be in a bit of trouble here.

Look, I think I...

Look, I wanna talk about Mom.

Look, I'm freaking out here. I don't know what to do.

Look, I'm sorry...

Look, kid, I don't have time for this now.

Look, she can't shout at me, right? Not after...

Look... okay, here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking 60 40, all right?

Look“. You know I can't...

Looks like it smarts.

Looks like the wife had plane tickets in her pocket.

Looks like those suspicions were investigated and dismissed.

Looks like you already had a few.

Looks like. Doc cleared me for duty, so...

Lord, let me get through this.

Lorne like the fella from Bonanza

Lorne Malvo, huh?

Lorne Malvo?

Lorne Malvo? Yeah? (DOOR BUZZING)

Lorne Malvo.

Lorne Malvo. He used it to check into a motel.

Lorne...

Lorne... I think.

Lorraine Abbey?

Loss ratios are down a whopping 17%.

LOU: Dated the girl who delivered my mail once...

LOU: Gophers are playing.

LOU: Yeah, I saw something that year...

Louder! I, Lester Nygaard...

Louder.

Love you, hon.

Love you, too.

Ls there...

Made a deal. And then... when he came for the money...

Made up your mind that I'm some kind of...

Madness really.

Mai Tai? Mai Tai? ...minus labor, minus packaging,

Make sure he didn't make those vanish, too.

Makes sense, sure.

MALE DISPATCH: Copy, 3108.

MALVO: Anyways... So, I say,

MALVO: Big cities, the small towns...

MALVO: Erstwhile on Fargo...

MALVO: See you later, Lester.

MALVO: Sure, Lester. I'll be right there.

MALVO: The boss man. (MAN GRUNTS)

MALVO: What's the code for the elevator?

MALVO: Where's the top dog? MAN: The what?

MALVO: Yeah?

MALVO: Yeah? LESTER: Yeah.

Malvo? Is that a first name?

Malvo.

Malvo. Lorne Malvo?

Malvo. Malvo.

MAN 1: (ON TV) It causes you to have hallucinations. MAN 2: (ON TV) What?

MAN 1: I'll be glad to explain it to you.

MAN 1: Yeah, the chief is right. Noise, bed ly ham, who can think?

MAN 2: Oh, shut up!

MAN 22 Get him!

Man in the living room, shotgun, woman in the basement.

MAN ON RADIO: Just a horrible time to be on the roads, guys.

MAN: (ON POLICE RADIO) Car four, come back.

MAN: (ON RADIO) 6 12 to base. Chief says send the bus.

MAN: (ON TV) ...some of the largest snakes found in the world.

MAN: But, listen, a week later..

MAN: Call 911!

MAN: Cleaners? Hi. Yeah, I got...

MAN: Come on, get back!

MAN: Drop it!

MAN: Erstwhile on Fargo...

MAN: FBI.

MAN: Freeze, shit bird!

MAN: Get back, please. Police on the scene.

MAN: Get him! Quick!

MAN: God damn it!

MAN: Gun!

MAN: Halt!

MAN: He's got a gun!

MAN: He's gotta be in there.

MAN: Hold on. Didn't you just call looking for backup?

MAN: I think that's him.

MAN: Is that shots?

MAN: Nine thirty three

MAN: No, that's not... No, you said things... Jumbled me up.

MAN: Now, advancements in the technological arena allow us

MAN: Oh, no! No!

MAN: Operations.

MAN: Precedently on Fargo...

MAN: Say again?

MAN: So you think this is the one who killed

MAN: Son of a...

MAN: Stop!

MAN: Stop! It's not safe!

MAN: Stun Meadows, everybody! Give it up.

MAN: That's the... Hey, how you doing?

MAN: Third floor. Private elevator.

MAN: Whatever. Get your shit straight.

MAN: Yeah, I see your name on the computer.

MAN: Yeah.

MAN: You did this to me.

Many members of the python family are ambush predators.

Marty Perlmutter stole a prescription pad,

Matching people and businesses with the right plan for their needs.

May be not even a man.

May even have followed me here, I'm thinking.

Maybe he and Malvo weren't foes there at the end.

Maybe I could give it to you...

Maybe I'm here to help.

Maybe take another run at Phoenix Farms, I'm thinking.

Maybe you could make a friend and give it to him.

Maybe you remember? Yeah, sure.

Maybe.

Maybe... they colluded on this whole thing.

Me, too.

Me?

Me? No, I do animal control mostly.

Me? No, sir.

Me. So I gotta pay.

Meaning he's a suspect in a case.

Meaning maybe it's not Linda who's supposed to be lying here.

Meaning?

Meanwhile, we're frantic.

Meteorologists are saying the incident was probably caused by a tornado,

Mexicans?

Mexico. Uh oh.

Middleman such as myself comes in.

Might think you won the lottery.

Mind if we take a test drive?

Minus 4 degrees.

Minus extra governmental operating costs.

Minus real estate, minus labor, minus R&D.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. I can't...

Mmm mmm.

Molly come?

Molly had a friend of hers that got killed last year.

Molly needs you is the thing.

Molly, before you... (CLEARS THROAT) I want you to know...

Molly, Gus on one.

MOLLY: (ON RADIO) 6 13 to base.

MOLLY: (ON RADIO) 6 13 to base. I'm inbound with the husband.

MOLLY: (ON RADIO) Also, someone should wake those FBI boys.

MOLLY: Freeze! Police officer!

MOLLY: Here!

MOLLY: I called a couple times now about

MOLLY: I'm not sure. I just woke up.

MOLLY: Mr. Nygaard.

MOLLY: So what'd you come up with?

MOLLY: So you won an award.

MOLLY: That your dad?

MOLLY: Uh, male or female?

MOLLY: Where have you been? I've been trying to call you all day.

MOLLY: Yeah.

Molly! Darn it! Now just... You can't keep going over...

Molly? Uh, we're going in.

Mom crying and dad looking angry.

Mom home? Yeah.

More flowers came for you from Duluth.

More shades of green than any other color?

More than once is what I heard.

Morning, Mr. Creech.

Most of these guys can't shoot a can off a fence.

Mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters.

Move! (CHOIR SINGING HYMN IN LATIN)

Mr. Cosmopolis to Customer Service.

Mr. Creech?

Mr. Creech.

MR. NUMBERS: Hey, Lester.

MR. NUMBERS: I need a name.

MR. NUMBERS: Was it worth it?

Mr. Nygaard, Deputy Solverson.

Mr. Nygaard, I have to ask you where you're coming from.

Mr. Nygaard, these fellas are from the FBI.

Mr. Nygaard, we're getting you to the hospital.

Mr. Nygaard?

Mr. Nygaard.

Mrs. Nygaard and the Chief are murdered

Multiple?

Murder and car thievery, all right.

Murdered canine at 1301 Bird Lane. Over.

My first wife.

My gentleman.

My mom?

My neighbor, he does the watch.

My partner doesn't know what he's talking about.

My point being...

My question for you is why?

My sister and her daughter.

My socks have holes..

My wife is dead and you're harassing me.

My wife is dead!

My... Lester Nygaard.

Natalie says in Acapulco you get

Neighborhood watch.

Never mind. I see 'em.

Never thought about it.

Never thought they'd, you know... they'd take me.

Never wanted to be a cop, you know.

New roof... that kind of thing.

New storm data.

New washer. The old one...

NEWSCASTER: 700 to 1,000 people are without power...

Nice collage, you take up basket weaving too in your downtime?

Nice family... American family.

Nice woman give me coat and money to take the bus.

Nice woman says, "Tell policeman,"

Ninth grade science class, Mrs. Nagutuck...

No bother.

No evidence, no fingerprints, nothin'.

No funny stuff today.

No good ever came from a piece of cherry pie.

No injury reports at this time...

No kidding. Hmm.

No time like the present. That's what I always say.

No way around it.

No wildlife in your pipes. Water heater's clean.

No, a damn minister on a public street.

No, absolutely, absolutely.

No, because that, uh...

No, but I want a new spleen, that's... what I want.

No, don't. That's not...

No, Gordo...

No, I didn't. Okay, then who was it?

No, I got people coming...

No, I got... I got permits for those. You son of a bitch!

No, I mean... you know... (LAUGHS) Maybe I don't wanna now, you know.

No, I say go for it.

No, I'm saying that you and I both agree

No, I'm... That was...

No, in person is better, I think.

No, it's nice.

No, just go home. Be with our girl.

No, Kitty said I should...

No, Lester. If you throw up, then I'm gonna.

No, Mrs...

No, no, it's him.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Don't... don't call the...

No, no, no. I am so sorry.

No, no, wait. Hold on now. Heck, I'm...

No, no.

No, no. Either way.

No, not my car. It's... it's these two fellas.

No, she's at a friend's. Thought it would be safer.

No, she's at my brother's.

No, she's not.

No, should be me.

No, sir

No, sir, I'm supposed to tell you your car's not ready yet.

No, sir, Lorraine Babbit.

No, sir, not after what he did.

No, sir, this is a severe woman with hard hair.

No, sir. I think I'd remember that.

No, sir. My camera hasn't worked for weeks.

No, sir. Techs said it was wiped clean.

No, stop it!

No, this is your deal.

No, wait!

No, wait! We should wait for...

No, wait...

No, who'd they get?

No, you have black eyes.

No, you said it like you had a face in mind.

No, you said you were in the trunk of a car.

No, you're not.

No!

No.

No. Actually, I'm feeling pretty keyed up.

No. Chief, please...

No. Got his own place now,

No. I remember. It was a week before I met you.

No. I'm just... Logically, I'm saying.

No. It's okay.

No. Just a phone call I've gotta log.

No. Minnesota, last year?

No. No, I just...

No. No.

No. Of course not.

No... I'm saying, he's not at his house. He's in a holding cell.

No... Until he's dead.

No... we're done.

No... Well, he doesn't know... It's a body. Lock it down.

No... What did you say to me?

Nope.

NORM ON RADIO: Tellin' you, folks, things are shaping up to make this

Not a taxi service, sir. What?

Not about you.

Not apprehend, dead.

Not at his house.

Not at the apartment, outside.

Not bad. Just... trying to figure this thing out.

Not down to the minute, but...

Not for me to say, is it?

Not for me to say, sir.

Not from around here

Not like some.

Not loaded, is it?

Not me. I was in bed.

Not necessary. I can call a cab.

Not now!

Not now.

Not sure anybody's in yet.

Not sure how that involves local law enforcement.

Not sure how you got blood in your shower.

Not sure if he was drunk or what.

Not that I wanted... No, of course not.

Not that I, you know, saw anything.

Not that night... But soon after.

Not that that's any...

Not the violence and the murders and all?

Not unless he changed his whole...

Not you...

Nothing good's gonna come outta that.

Nothing with a picture.

Nothing wrong with dreaming.

Nothing.

Nothing. Okay.

Nothing. Thanks for your time.

Now go home. Let me sleep.

Now here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna make some calls.

Now I gotta arrest you. Good, good. Let's go.

Now I might know the fella responsible...

Now I'm so flustered that I go to take my mask off,

Now I'm... Looking over my shoulder.

Now just hold on.

Now look ahead, they're..

Now that is not... I... I got nothing..

Now the other fella, your partner.

Now the truth comes out.

Now we both know that's not true.

Now what did you do that for?

Now, Bill Oswalt, hold on...

Now, Chief, listen, before...

Now, here is what you're gonna do.

Now, I haven't seen him in over a year.

Now, I'm gonna ink your right hand.

Now, just a... Three weeks.

Now, Lester. Don't be rude. We just got back from Las Vegas.

Now, Molly... Deputy, now I would give it to you.

Now, Mrs. Hess, what can I do for...

Now, say you took another one out. And then another.

Now, the photo is not great, but...

Now, what's all this?

Now, you can only row one of them across the river at a time.

Now, you could take the cabbage,

Now...

NURSE: Okay, here's Mr. Creech's charts.

Oddest suicide by cop I ever...

Of course not. I'm sorry. I'm just so...

Of course you can, Lester.

Of course, hon. Thanks.

Of course, we are, Burty Burt.

Of course. Left right there.

Of course. So...

Of the stairs to hear, you know.

OFFICER 1: Roger from Dispatch. We're sitting around Willow Creek...

OFFICER 2: 8434, base. I'm gonna go ahead and cancel this thing.

OFFICER 2: Go, go, go!

OFFICER 3: 1211 Mint. Roger.

OFFICER 12 Shots fired!

OFFICER ON RADIO: All Tac units arrived after me. Repeat, Tac team...

OFFICER ON RADIO: Roger that. Tac team 2 is on the move.

OFFICER ON RADIO: Shots fired. Repeat, shots fired.

OFFICER ON RADIO: Suspect is down. Repeat, suspect is down.

OFFICER: Car 1 7 in the area. Responding.

OFFICER: Gun!

OFFICER: Yeah, so car 18, checking in... Over on Bear Patch.

Oh, aren't you?

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Classic.

Oh, don't forget we got that thing at Ida's on Saturday... The anniversary.

Oh, geez, that's a real honor.

Oh, geez. Three people, uh. Killed how?

Oh, God, my God.

Oh, God! You've gotta hurry.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God

Oh, hell!

Oh, hey!

Oh, hi.

Oh, honey, can we get some more sparkling water?

Oh, hun... (PATTING) Yeah, I...

Oh, I agree... Like Cinderella.

Oh, I didn't know that you could do that.

Oh, I didn't say I worked there.

Oh, I like that, "You tell me."

Oh, I want you to throw the book at me. Put me in jail.

Oh, I'll make it up to you. How's that?

Oh, I'll say! The kid disappeared.

Oh, I've got a few weeks still.

Oh, jeez

Oh, jeez! Thanks.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, Lester!

Oh, Lester.

Oh, Lester. Mr. Nygaard.

Oh, let's just say there's a lot of blood.

Oh, Miss? Can we have some more sparkling water?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! My God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. A million...

Oh, my gosh. Are you... They said you were still...

Oh, my...

Oh, no, I'm pretty sure I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Oh, no, she said it's urgent.

Oh, no.

Oh, no... Lester, you are so sweet.

Oh, now hold on a sec.

Oh, okay... Two ginger ales then.

Oh, real mess there

Oh, right

Oh, screw it. What are you doing next weekend?

Oh, screw that. I'm getting my gun, is what I'm doing.

Oh, she's a beaut, that's for sure.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shoot. I can go back.

Oh, shoot. We were gonna...

Oh, so you're...

Oh, sure, I know Lester.

Oh, sure, yes, sir. You could call Florence herself.

Oh, sure. It's no problem.

Oh, sure. That'd be fine, thank you.

Oh, sure. Yeah

Oh, sure. Yeah.

Oh, tell her the story. Oh. Ha.

Oh, thank gosh.

Oh, thanks, babe.

Oh, thanks, just put 'em...

Oh, that's the fella. Deputy Grimly...

Oh, the bullet went clean through.

Oh, uh.

Oh, uh...

Oh, wait. Uh, you think...

Oh, well, yeah, actually...

Oh, well, yeah. Yeah, of course, that.

Oh, what'd you get?

Oh, yeah, hey. How's it goin'?

Oh, yeah, hi.

Oh, yeah, how you doin' there?

Oh, yeah, I cried like a baby. I'm not afraid to admit it.

Oh, yeah, sounds good.

Oh, yeah, they sure were. Uh, they were laughing about something.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? What kind?

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's...

Oh, yeah. That's... Although...

Oh, yeah. We bought the place from him in the fall. Nice guy.

Oh, yeah. You betcha.

Oh, yeah... oh, my...

Oh, you betcha.

Oh, you mean she wears a wig

Oh, you poor baby.

Oh, you poor thing. Please, come in.

Oh, you wanna avoid nut brittles

Oh, you're not gonna need a winter coat where we're going.

Oh!

Oh! Jeez! What? Come on.

Oh.

Oh. I was thinking I might drive out in the morning,

Oh. jeez!

Oh. Okay. Call it in, man.

Oh. Where's your phone?

Oh. Yeah.

Oh...

Okay

Okay then, will do.

Okay then. Well, uh, thank you for your time, Mr. Nygaard. Missus.

Okay, 18, keep your eyes peeled. Over.

Okay, all good. See?

Okay, all right? Mmm hmm.

Okay, and this is... Well, these are my officers, so...

Okay, but Chief...

Okay, but...

Okay, don't worry. I'll just...

Okay, good.

Okay, his work then.

Okay, honey, let's go.

Okay, I don't have time for this.

Okay, I gotta..

Okay, message received, young fella.

Okay, Mr. Creech, I'll be back to take you to Radiology in 10 minutes.

Okay, Mr. Creech, someone will be out for you in a minute.

Okay, Mr. Nygaard, we're gonna take you down to the station now.

Okay, Mr. Nygaard.

Okay, offered to pay then.

Okay, Okay?

Okay, okay. Come on.

Okay, okay. PEPPER: Okay, we're good.

Okay, put out an APB. I'm getting my coat.

Okay, so the plan is, we fan out.

Okay, so tomorrow then.

Okay, sure. Thanks for stopping by.

Okay, thanks much. You, too.

Okay, then... I'm gonna leave my card.

Okay, um...

Okay, well... Let me know what the divers turn up.

Okay, yeah.

Okay? And in one week... MAN 2: Just stop it. Just stop it

Okay? Yeah.

Okay? You're a heck of a police officer.

Okay.

Okay. Bye, Dad.

Okay. Don't forget the red sauce. Over and out.

Okay. Get dressed.

Okay. Get dressed. We gotta...

Okay. Go, go.

Okay. Good... Good.

Okay. I'll defrost that pea soup.

Okay. It's almost bedtime

Okay. It's...

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Sir?

Okay. Thanks.

Okay. Well, sit tight. (EXHALES)

Okay... now the other one... slowly.

Okay... So we're letting you go.

Okay......

Okie dokie, Chief. 10 4.

Okie dokie. Thanks a lot, sir.

On account of all the...

On account of he was septic when you brought him in, so...

On account of my eyesight.

On account of the brother thing.

On foot

On Friday, there's chainsaw carving, and... All you can eat.

On my front porch with a shotgun.

ON RADIO: Dispatch to 1211 Mint.

On Sundays, they do a pie eating contest.

On that street

On that street?

On the gun charge. Oh, yeah.

On the ice, you said... "him

On the Lester case. I had the wrong idea.

On the move. Divide and conquer on three.

On the plus side, the nose is healing nicely.

On what charge?

One citation, one...

One day the man sees another article.

One day, men came and kill everyone.

One down!

One more thing.

One of the worst blizzards in Minnesota history.

One other time... Winter of 1979...

One time he gave me a bouquet of poison ivy.

One time... I'll never forget this.

One two five.

One two seven.

Only a fool thinks he can solve the world's problems.

Only breakfast and dinner.

Only maybe Lester don't got the money to pay

Only this time, you leave the rabbit behind

Open it.

Open road.

Operations.

Or if that's...

Or Jim Avery, he's our alderman.

Or not spiritually, but...

Or one of those African massacres with 12 year olds with machetes.

Or show him what we'll do.

Or somehow getting her out of the picture.

Or that he ended up in Duluth in direct conflict with these other two?

Or they come, but only after the neighbors call...

Or until you make bail

Or wait. Maybe we're not supposed to tell people.

Or we'll start blasting.

Or you can take the fox, but the rabbit would eat the cabbage.

Or your children's lives...

Or... did you wanna kill me standing?

Otherwise she's gonna be all claws out.

Otherwise, fine. Where is everyone?

Our family and... Gus.

Our guys, they said... doesn't look related to the business.

Out of gas.

Out of the car! Now!

Over in your neck of the...

Over on Elk and Third.

Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow. Ow.

Owned a riot shield... made her own jerky...

Pack some stuff then head back to the airport.

Pack your shit. We're heading home.

Package requested, Frank Peterson.

Pardon?

Part two is...

Pass those out for me? Thanks.

Pearl walks in the first day of class

Pell mell!

People are dead, Lester.

People die. They lose their homes.

People nab me all the time. Just one of those faces, I guess.

People watch each other's backs.

PEPPER: A man has a fox, a rabbit and a cabbage.

PEPPER: Because when you talk... Back!

PEPPER: Can we just focus on the...

PEPPER: My God.

PEPPER: Okay, let me do the talking. Why? I can do the talking.

Peterson, eh?

Phoenix Farms.

Phone call from who? Yeah, who called?

Pick me up in an hour.

Pick me up in an hour. We'll get the money.

Picked it himself. (CHUCKLES)

Pizza today, right?

Please

Please step in.

Please!

Please...

Please... Just hurry up!

Plow drivers have been working

PLUMBER: You know...

Plus customs plus extra government expenses.

Plus, the $100,000 bounty down the toilet, but...

Plus, Tuesday is bingo night at the church.

Plus, Vern takes precedence.

Plus, we have to sell everything to pay the legal bills.

Plus, you know, it's dark out, so... maybe go back out tomorrow.

Police scanners, is that a gift ladies get wet for?

Police? MAN: Uh, yes,

Poop.

Poor thing.

Positively geriatric.

Possible... with a head injury?

Predators.

Press each finger individually against the book.

Pretty good.

Pretty quiet, huh?

Probably close the roads soon, if you're gonna head back.

Probably not a million dollars.

Probably, if you stacked 'em high

Proof of his connection to the crime.

Proud of you, hon.

Proud of you.

Prowlers on all the main roads looking for Malvo.

Pulled his pistol, pointed it right at me.

Puncture, maybe. Hard to tell with all the gore.

Put 'em up where we can see 'em at least.

Put it down.

Put your hands where I can see... where I can see 'em.

Put your hood up, huh?

Put your left hand around your, uh... the back of your...

Quiet, everybody. INSPECTOR CLANCY: You'll be quiet.

Quiet. Now come on in here, all of you.

Ready to go?

Real clandestine stuff, change cars twice, no phones.

Real good. Ready to go home.

Really?

Really. This black fella rolled over my foot with a steam cleaner.

Remember, God is watching. (LINE CLICKS)

Remember, how we used to... You know, practical jokes and all.

Remove one body from a cemetery, it's still a cemetery.

Responsible for killing the wife?

Retired full pension.

Right, we don't know each other.

Right, yeah, yeah.

Right.

Right. But you... you read lips?

Right. Well...

Right... and hired Malvo to kill Hess.

Rob Roy. Rob Roy. Yeah.

Said a couple of fellas grabbed you.

Said he went by your old house, but you moved.

Said if he wanted to leave a number, I'd give it to you.

Said she had to pick something up.

Said the fella was real menacing in return.

Said they found feathers in her... Head from her hood.

Said you know who shot up the Syndicate building?

Said, "Are you busy?" Got a request for your attendance.

Saint Lawrence, your window... the Romans burned him alive.

Salesman of the Year. (WHISTLES)

Salesman of the Year. Oh.

Sally likes the ballet, yeah, so“. Go ahead, finish.

Sally make it? Yeah.

Sally says it's a miracle. I don't know. It might be.

Salt's okay. (TELEPHONE RINGS)

Sam Hess, right?

Sam Hess.

SAM ON RADIO: That's right, Norm.

Same goes for traffic duty, etcetera.

Sat on a dark porch from dusk till dawn.

Save it, Cochise.

Saw the profile of Bill in the paper.

Saw the prowlers scream by.

Say again?

Say bye to Greta for me.

Say it again! Boss, let him go.

Say it again.

Say you took one of 'em out

Say you took one of the files out...

Say you've got a boat

Say, Dad“.

Say, you may be able to help me.

Say... you remember finding anything odd when you cleaned his room?

Says he knows who did it. Okay.

Says he stayed one night, that being the night Hess was killed

Says who?

Scared me there. Startled me.

SCHMIDT ON RADIO: Cease fire!

SCHMIDT: All right, then. Well, it looks like

SCHMIDT: Grimly, with me now.

SCHMIDT: Yeah.

Scientist took two glasses of water...

Scooch over, you.

Scotch and blood orange.

Screw the damn restaurant.

Screws loosened recently or... holes where blood could've been injected.

Se'irim.

Second“.

SECRETARY: Mr. Nygaard, your wife is on one.

See if things made much more sense.

See if we can't draw this Malvo fella out.

See you later, Lester.

See you soon.

See, we were there on the day at the Syndicate.

See? That wasn't so hard.

Seeing her every day.

Sends these two boys to figure out what happened.

Seriously?

Settled in Minnesota, my folks bought the motel?

She did tell you that we caught the guy

She did? Yeah.

She dropped me off, grabbed something over at the shop.

She dropped me off, said, "Order the grilled cheese."

She got a name for him, too. Lorne Malvo.

She got shot, Lester.

She got... In Duluth.

She said she had to pick some papers up.

She said, "Sure, go

She showed me. Yeah.

She stopped putting it in her mouth

She thinks I'm getting a cat.

She used to spit at me when we had sex.

She wants to get up.

She was Korean.

She was my wife.

She was...

She wrapped it in tin foil to keep it warm.

She's a real lemon. Motor mount.

She's awake.

She's back already?

She's in the basement dead and...

She's wearing his coat.

She's wearing your coat, the wife. Molly saw that, so...

Shit, Lester.

Shit.

Shitballs.

Shotgun pellet, looked like.

Shotgun.

Shots fired, Fourth and Hunter. Requesting backup.

Shots fired! Engage! Engage!

Should I tell her this?

Should we grab a table? Yeah.

Shouldn't you go home?

Shut up!

Silver hair, brushed back... With a goatee.

Sioux Falls. You ever been?

Sir, multiple shots fired, property damage.

Sir, turn and back towards me...

Sir?

Sir? We...

Sir. Yeah, I'm listening.

Sit down. Here we go. Sit.

Six months and nothing happens. Going crazy with...

Sleep it off, rummies.

Slept it off at the station. (CHUCKLES)

Slow down, tiger.

Slow night... And the call comes in.

Smell her.

So actually... More of a triangle.

So are we calm? Are we calm?

So do you think you could run in?

So don't leave town for a while.

So don't sign up unless your workload is cleared.

So everyone on the elevator was alive when you got off.

So everyone's kind of running around.

So he gives the one thing he has left...

So he goes back to the doctor.

So he had a shotgun pellet in his hand this whole time?

So he says, you know, "Why not stick around and find out?"

So he's got the stick in his mouth, right? Biting down.

So he's probably...

So here I am, asking you if you know where I can find old Lester.

So how does the man get all three of his items across the river

So how's your pain level on a scale of one to 10?

So I checked and there's an 11:00 out of Minneapolis.

So I figure I tell her, she has a good cry, and that's that.

So I go and talk to the lady that Hess was with, the dancer,

So I guess two of those.

So I have two questions.

So I let Vern in, and right away, I think to tell him,

So I made a call... and get this, Lorraine, the manager...

So I notice you got a pin on your map in every state but Georgia.

So I say, something like, "Chaz, what the heck..."

So I slip the knife out of me boot.

So I took the bus downtown.

So I try it again. The next time, I stick it in my thumb.

So I'm hoping that after you have the baby,

So I'm numb by the time they get home.

So I'm recommending that you take over as Chief.

So I'm thinking maybe this is a murder for hire type deal, right?

So if there's anything from the house you want...

So if you wanna make extra money plowing, see Cindy.

So is the Greek the boy or...

So it's all set, right? I'm getting paid?

So it's decided. FBI fellas are gonna call for backup.

So Lester knew that Malvo was here... in Duluth.

So maybe a three?

So maybe...

So not all bad.

So not sure the connection there.

So now you do know me.

So now, we just gotta swing by the office and pick up the passports.

So please, we have to know.

So proud of ya, Lester.

So right away, I'm thinking,

So silver hair now, brushed back, possibly a goatee.

So that's why we moved.

So the bell rings, but the cops don't come...

So the neighbor, ******* fella,

So the plan is, now we're gonna use him as bait...

So then what happens? So then we go upstairs...

So then, Neo's like, "I'm the One,"

So there's that. (LAUGHS)

So they start throwing blame around.

So they're on the tracks, right? And the train's coming.

So things get sour.

So this fella gives away all his money and a kidney

So we got a name on the guy?

So we should be on the road by 6:00.

So we should make an appointment

So we'll go over there and pay our respects

So we're gonna just pack and blow.

So we're gonna sit right here for a bit. Keep an eye on things.

So we're in the room with the stripper, yeah?

So what are you drinking?

So what did you...

So what do we do now then?

So what do we do now?

So what do we... what do we do?

So what does he do?

So what time do you want me to pick you up in the morning?

So what? She cuts it off, the affair, and then he...

So whatever it is...

So when's your last day?

SO why try?

So you can see my predicament.

So you don't care about the fact

So you promise?

So you should probably check in on them.

So you're saying you weren't in Bemidji last week?

So you're... being loud in the hall instead.

So, folks, please avoid driving today unless you absolutely have to.

So, he gives away all of his money...

So, he goes to the doctor and says,

So, he killed himself for nothing?

So, I talked to housekeeping

So, I was on patrol earlier. Responding to a 613 and...

So, I'll call you when it's done, okay? Bye, now.

So, in order to not get eaten by panthers and bears and the like,

So, it's possible the pellet passed through something

So, Lester, say you had a boat. No.

So, no, I don't hold a grudge against the deputy.

So, sure. So I went to the bar.

So, uh...

So, uh... looks like a call was placed

So, uh... You're okay with the plan then?

So, watch your butts.

So, what was the reason there?

So, what's happening then?

So, yeah, a nightcap, just to celebrate.

So, you got a strategy on this Lester thing?

So, you know, I'm not used to having a firearm stuck in my face,

So, you see, we're invested personally, like I said.

So, you see?

So?

So...

So... (CLEARS THROAT) I saw in the paper this morning,

So... Execution style.

So... he owns a trucking company.

So... He shoplifts...

So... I called around to all the pet stores,

So... now, they're en route to a second location

So... so... you gotta give 'em something... someone.

So... Uh, listen, about that hand...

So... we got the phone dump back

So... What are you telling me?

So... when Hess gets killed,

So... You can either lock me up or let me go.

So... you know... you better get cracking, mister.

So... you really think this Malvo fella was at your apartment?

So... you remember any seedy types checking in last week?

Socks.

Sol made a call. No one asked you to.

Solverson.

Some kind of development with the case?

Some pictures from the hotel security camera.

Some stuff from the local paper

Some tokens from the Lucky Penny.

Someone gets sick, someone dies, you bring a casserole...

Someone killed the second Mrs. Nygaard.

Something dangerous. Let's have a look.

Something got broken there in the night,

Something like that.

Sometimes they defecate in your...

Sometimes things just work out.

Sometimes you just get a weird one.

Son of a bitch!

Son of a bitch.

Son of a...

Son, do you go to church? Yes, sir.

Son, this thing's been giving me nightmares.

Sorry about the delay.

Sorry again for the confusion, Pastor.

Sorry I wasn't around to... I was at a conference.

Sorry it didn't work out.

Sorry, I must have...

Sorry, loser. (LAUGHING)

Sorry, you sleeping?

Sorry?

Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

Sounded like they'd come from inside one of the shops.

Sounds like a bad day. (EXHALES)

Sounds like your man's got a thing for her

Soy sauce... and another Mai Tai.

Speak from the heart. Speak from the heart. Okay.

Speaking of...

Spent some time, that's all. But that's just me. I'm a traveler.

Spiritually, I mean. Um..

Stand back, everybody. I've got you covered, stand back.

Starting to come down out there.

State cop, 18 years.

State cop...

STAVROS: Keep it running.

STAVROS: Oh, God.

STAVROS: Thank you, God.

Stay with me. Lester, stay with me.

Stick it in my own finger.

Still gotta take a look at Lester's car.

Still open. Yeah?

Still, the look on his face when I pulled the gun. Classic, huh?

Stop screwing around.

Stop, wait!

Stop. You were in the hospital with a bullet.

Stopped making 'em pretty quick. Recalled, I think.

Suddenly, I'm like, "What's that smell?"

Super infected, nasty stuff.

Sure.

Sure. Okay.

Sure. Okay. We can play it that way.

Sure. That'd be...

Sure. Yeah. I mean, why not?

Surprised to see her, truth be told.

Surveillance

Suspect of what?

Suspect of what? Murder...

SUV of some type... company car.

Swear to God.

Sweet. Hmm.

TAHIR: One day and one night, I wait at the airport,

TAHIR: Yes, Phoenix Farms.

Take a look at Lester's car.

Take the money, right?

Takes some food.

Talked about how maybe he was gonna...

Telephone.

Tell her about the cake. Yeah.

Tell him it's gonna be all night.

Tell me she's not still lying there

Tell me what he said.

Tell my wife I love her.

Tell the damn kid...

Tell you what, you give me $55, I'll give you the socks...

Terry.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. That...

Thank you, God.

Thank you.

Thank you. I got it online. Oh, yeah?

Thanks for the pie and the coffee.

Thanks for these.

Thanks, Dad.

Thanks, friend.

Thanks, Greta.

Thanks, hon. There we go.

Thanks.

Thanks. Yeah.

That cop, the female, says you are a suspect.

That deputy... Boy... She's got a thing for me.

That guy in the bar. You sure you don't know him?

That is crazy is what that is.

That is... This is highly irregular.

That kind of thing.

That makes sense. Yeah. Then it's settled.

That man always knew how to win an argument.

That much, huh? Jeez.

That night Hess gets killed.

That puts Lester Nygaard in a room

That son of a bitch!

That suddenly we got four victims in 24 hours,

That the car was registered to one of your victims.

That the file room minus one file

That this Malvo character was seen with Lester at the hospital?

That was in Alaska.

That was me... My idea.

That was some spread. I think we closed that place down drinking.

That was...

That was... I told you I was just pranking you.

That way... Whoever finds the first glove...

That while I was cleaning up I had this dream that someone,

That you have an answer.

That you might be a witness to a murder.

That your boy?

That your life may be in danger.

That's a national tragedy, Burt.

That's a pickle.

That's a solid offer, friend. But like I said, I'm just passing through.

That's all I know and that's all I'm gonna wait around to find out.

That's enough of that.

That's great, thanks. Linda's just...

That's him.

That's it.

That's likely best. So...

That's my cousin out there, right?

That's my girl.

That's not the answer.

That's not true.

That's not why I'm...

That's not...

That's okay. I'd be insulted if you didn't try.

That's on you.

That's part one.

That's really gross. Yeah, Ma, don't talk like that.

That's really not your business.

That's right.

That's right. Okay. Yeah.

That's right. Sit down. Okay.

That's Sam Hess.

That's suicide."

That's the heart of the good book.

That's the one.

That's the problem,

That's the word we like. Poised to catch this guy.

That's the wrong part of the sentence to be focusing on.

That's tomorrow.

That's what a new one smells like then.

That's what I tell my parishioners.

That's what you're gonna say a couple hours from now.

That's why I never bought into The Jungle Book

That's your...

The bark beetle carries the worm to its nest.

The Bible... (CLEARS THROAT)

The blackmail, I'm gonna pay it.

The Book of Exodus.

The boys home? No, thank God.

The bugs. The... What do you...

The cold, the holes.

The crickets... he's saying they're not local, you know...

The darndest thing. Come on, bud, get your boots on.

The doctor says,

The doctor says, "What does that mean, give it all?"

The doctors do the surgery.

The dog still had its balls.

The driver?

The effects of sleep deprivation on the human brain.

The emergency room?

The Fargo Syndicate massacre

The Fargo Syndicate massacre...

The FBI is sending a team.

The FBI sent a fella already.

The fella from Mr. Nygaard's car

The first is you gotta.

The firstborn son.

The fox is gonna eat the rabbit.

The gallons of human spit?

The grocery chain, you know, "July in January."

The guy... (SCREAMS)

The guys are gonna have a cake for you later.

The inhumanity.

The insurance office.

The job has got me staring into the fireplace... Drinking.

The kid with the black eye.

The lady brought a list... And Dad's being a wuss again.

The license number there on the back.

The Lieutenant's gonna have a chat with him.

The logging festival's coming up

The man...

The murders we talked about earlier?

The next day,

The night Pearl Nygaard was killed.

The office was dead dull until you showed up.

The oldest needs braces...

The one with the Jew bus outside?

The one with the peas?

The other one now?

The passports are in the safe.

The passports are in the safe. There's some cash in there too.

The people are still suffering.

The phone?

The point is, they said Fargo sent them.

The ride home's not really optional.

The Romans, raised by wolves,

The same day.

The second is you don't.

The sign says, "best offer." What're you offering?

The storm of the century.

The stuff that you're mixed up in... Not that you're...

The T 160? Hmm, yeah.

The widow Hess.

The winters are cold... but I can't complain.

The women are in the box, yeah?

The youngest once sneezed for three days straight...

The... the pantry locks, I think.

The... The what? Is this...

Then a week ago, Sally and I are

Then how do we explain the phone call from Lester's to the motel...

Then I hear this sound. This... (SNAPS)

Then I see a store.

Then making the beds and cleaning the rooms.

Then open the goddamn gate. Your Lord demands it.

Then something hit me on the head,

Then this man grabs me, I think I am arrested.

Then this pal from high school tells me the local PD is hiring,

Then you go back for the fox... And when you drop him off,

Then you start to see...

Then you'll have the answer to yours.

Then, well, they're within their rights to...

There anything with a picture?

There is some consensus this Malvo fella may be back.

There it is.

There might still be time to...

There she is, the gunfighter.

There was a fella checked in around then, had a bump on his head.

There was a fellow once... Running for a train.

There you are, Mr. Creech. (GROANS)

There you go.

There.

There...

There's a deputy outside the door, for Pete's sake.

There's a pastor up in Baudette. Name of Frank Peterson.

There's a phone call for you.

There's a picture of him... a picture of him up here.

There's a salesman.

There's nothing at home but an empty house. So..

There's nothing here.

There's photos of the suspect in your packets.

There's some cash in there too.

There's something wrong with you, Lester. There's something missing.

There's the hearing tomorrow on the shooting.

There's the message.

There's, uh... It'll be two of us.

There's... there's no excuse for it, for what I did.

These nice people put me airplane to America.

These two boys come in from out of town asking questions.

They call him Sergio.

They called me and told me it was impounded in Duluth.

They did an experiment once.

They did?

They don't like writing checks. (SCOFFS)

They eat him.

They gave it to me on a stage and everything.

They go all the way up to the top of the tree...

They go long enough without sleep,

They go to prison.

They got me... in the trunk.

They have a game. Good.

They hunt.

They just... they leave it like that?

They kill.

They look happy.

They put a ladies' sock in there with the gents'.

They really give an award to the guy who sells the most drugs?

They really should be giving it to you.

They remain motionless before they strike.

They said you were there when the Police Chief got murdered.

They said... Bernadette.

They say they got a search warrant.

They see a guy turning water into wine...

They seem real eager to talk to you.

They should meet me at the station.

They should talk to the officer in charge.

They smell like sunflowers.

They think that Gordo brought a gun to school.

They think they can save a few bucks, you know, and still be safe.

They wanna know how many plows.

They were real sweet to me.

They were stuck in...

They'll probably take my badge,

They're calling the lottery numbers on the TV

They're gifts

They're gonna give me a citation for bravery.

They're looking at Wednesday night, Thursday, early a.m.

They're over at Leroy's. Tell 'em we got developments.

They're saying 2 feet new accumulation.

They're shooting up the block. It's goddamn World War Ill.

They're shooting! Shot's fired!

They're with a suspect. I could interrupt.

They're.. they're comin' out. I'll call you back.

They've got like bells and the spikey shoes...

Thinks the whole thing's hilarious, which...

This case is really... It's heating up.

This could be a dream.

This fella?

This fella's wanted for the triple homicide in Bemidji.

This is a boondoggle, plain and simple.

This is a business of relationships.

This is a community.

This is a dream.

This is a nice neighborhood.

This is a nightmare.

This is a setup. Sir.

This is Bill Oswalt, Chief over at Bemidji.

This is Dave from Duluth impound.

This is definitely one for the record books.

This is Duluth.

This is exciting.

This is FBI main. I'm looking for my agents.

This is Grimly.

This is just a bitch in heat as far as he's concerned...

This is Lester Nygaard, you gotta...

This is Lieutenant Schmidt, Duluth Police Department.

This is Mr. William's suite.

This is not happening. This is not possible.

This is not what it looks like.

This is Tahir. He's...

This is the craziest thing. All right? Go on. You tell her.

This is the time I get.

This is tremendous work, Deputy. Impressive.

This is where you work now.

This is...

This is... Around my kid...

This is... Not possible. This is impossible.

This Malvo fella saying he's a pastor...

This one calls an ambulance. That one calls a hearse.

This operation out of Fargo.

This right here? Two weeks... Tops.

This was back in dental school.

This was...

This whole case... all the moving pieces.

Those are just numbers.

Those of you that know me,

Though I'm lucky I had my nitroglycerin pills with me,

Thought about it. The 60 40 thing doesn't work for me.

Thought I had another day.

Thought I was gonna have a heart attack.

Thought I'll just ask.

Thought maybe... after we could get together.

Thought we'd lost you.

Thought you ought to know.

Thought you were comin'.

Thought you'd be at your dad's, so I sent them there.

Three days I walk, then I meet nice people..

Three days plus lodging plus mileage.

Three months. Three months.

Three people murdered in two days,

Ticket, please.

Till this other fella popped up.

Time is up.

Time served.

Time to make the call.

Timeline, et cetera. Okay?

To apprehend who we... think is responsible.

To be better, you know?

To come back on the first flight.

To drink rum right out of the coconut.

To examine their existence in the Everglades.

To fresh beginnings. Yeah.

To get down on all fours and let the dog hump her.

To get together again in about six months.

To go back to Lester's house and see what he has to say.

To go see you know who. Should be fun.

To keep roads as clear as possible. Love you.

To say what's happened.

To take Dmitri someplace safe until this all blows over.

To the diner? Yeah.

To the individual or individuals inside the house.

To the motel where the suspect was staying.

To Turkish Delight... (COUGHING) where your wish...

To wash the floor.

To your motel from the victim's house

To...

Today? No.

Told him not to.

Too much? No.

Took a bullet in the hip on a traffic stop...

Took forever, but I got 'em to sign off on taking you home.

Took it where?

TRAINER: Good!

Tried. Are you in the room?

Troubled mind.

Trust the circles, whenever you go around,

Try to get an ID on that company car.

Try to look surprised. It's really something.

Turn around and put your hands on your head.

Turn the other cheek, second chances. Amen.

Turned state's evidence against these mob guys outta Chicago.

Turns out he can't hear

Two faced.

Two hombres took a run at me in Duluth.

Two kids.

Uffda.

Ugh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. Hmm.

Uh uh

Uh, and I said, "I'm still up for some fun."

Uh, Bill?

Uh, but give a shout when the other FBI rolls up.

Uh, but, you know, one drink and I'm back upstairs to bed.

Uh, do dogs smell each other's butts?

Uh, drives a red BMW, possibly stolen.

Uh, geez. You know, you buy one throw pillow...

Uh, how much?

Uh, I don't have a forwarding address.

Uh, I'm in town for not too much time, just passing through, really.

Uh, Lester okay?

Uh, listen. Vegas PD is gonna send over

Uh, Mick Mike. You gonna introduce us to your friend there?

Uh, negatory. Don't interrupt.

Uh, remember? I said, "Babe, the room is paid for through till Sunday."

Uh, say... you ever read the Bible?

Uh, she's... My wife... My wife, she's...

Uh, six one alpha theta nine.

Uh, that's right.

Uh, the brother Nygaard and he had the bloody hammer...

Uh, then it was dinner with Buck Young,

Uh, these?

Uh, three murders, actually.

Uh, wait, do you...

Uh, yes, this is Agent Budge.

Uh! Jeez.

Uh. The Royale, I guess it's called.

Uh...

Uh... (CHUCKLES)

Uh... No, sir.

Uh... Why irregular?

Um, Dad, I think we're gonna need some coffees to go.

Um, okay.

Um, yeah, I'm now asking for a lawyer. This is for the record.

Um, yeah, sure. I can... I'll get you directions.

Um, you got shot.

Um.

Um...

Unclear at this time.

Unless you get a serious blizzard like '96 or even into '93.

Unless, of course, they're startled.

Unless... I don't know, with the head injury, maybe...

Until they call and tell me he's surrounded.

Us.

Used to be we were monkeys, right?

Used to sit at my desk

Used to think the best.

V 8 engine... Only 22,000 miles on her.

Vegas PD is gonna send over some pictures

Vern was so bad at courtship.

VERN: Evening, Lester.

VERN: Lester, listen to me very carefully.

Vern? Mmm hmm.

Vern's idea... his mother's name.

Very funny, you. Well.

Wait, hold on!

Wait, is she here?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Slow down.

Wait!

Wait! Please!

Wait.

Wait. What?

Wait... What?

Walk away.

Wally is coming to take you to the cabin.

WALLY: Kid's getting restless.

WALLY: Than what?

Want me to keep hers warm till she gets here?

Was a subject back during the Korean conflict.

Was it me?

Was it worth it?

Was that him?

Was that my dad?

Was your wife having an affair?

Wash your hands first. GORDO: Did.

Wasn't a question of "who," more like "what."

Watch at his place or...

We all heard the stories.

We all know that behind every insurance policy...

We all know your brother had a temper.

We are highly effective, highly trained...

We are. (CLEARS THROAT)

We better... (CLEARS THROAT)

We can have that before we go.

We can take a trip.

We can take another run at Lester tomorrow.

We can't stay here.

We checked his story. It tracks.

We deserve it, huh?

We did our job. The brother Nygaard killed the wife.

We did...

We don't need a man in a dark car doing things.

We don't need to bring that into the conversation.

We feel we need to say again

We found a photo... photos...

We found ya, buddy. We found ya.

We gave up everything.

We got a big day tomorrow. Get some rest.

We got everything we need.

We got him... who killed the Chief.

We gotta get him outta here.

We had a full house.

We had a kind of chat before I cut his throat.

We had drinks to celebrate.

We had to be able to see them, you know, grass and trees and such.

We have block parties... fruit punch.

We hear he might have changed his look though.

We just had to call and verify. Thanks for your time.

We know you were in the room when Vern was shot.

We lost 16 people in 1920 to the flu. I looked it up.

We spoke to one earlier today...

We still on for golf next week?

We tried to crack Lester, but he wouldn't flinch.

We wanna make sure they're too busy to respond.

We went by the station. They told us you'd be here.

We were sitting around the table eating ham.

We'll be right here if you need us.

We'll call tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. with the drop instructions.

We'll figure that out at the station.

We'll get the money. All right

We'll need Interview One.

We're awake, right?

We're checking to see if the hooker had a boyfriend,

We're doing good.

We're from Fargo.

We're going in. Back us up.

We're gonna freeze to death

We're gonna make some calls, check your story.

We're gonna take Lester home, sit on the house,

We're gonna tie one on tonight, friend o. I'm telling you.

We're here about a company car, who's driving it.

We're here...

We're in so much...

We're never gonna make the show if we don't get out of here.

We're not equipped for, you know... Urban warfare.

We're not here about Las Vegas, sir.

We're not just talking about filing a death certificate.

We're only as good as the promises we keep.

We're pretty busy these days, with the PATRIOT Act and all.

We're still good. We're still alive. He could have...

We're supposed to be... you know, us people...

We're supposed to know better...

We're winning this thing.

We've hit a dead end out here. So we're gonna be heading back.

Wearing a sword in that picture.

Wearing the badge, seeing the lengths people are capable of.

Weezy says you popped the question.

Weezy's basically a Jew in the bedroom.

Welcome to America. I thought there was a problem though.

Welcome to Phoenix Farms!

Welcome, ladies, to Turkish Delight...

Well then... You row the rabbit across,

Well, Chief, there've been some interesting developments

Well, do you fellas do crime scenes?

Well, friend, there's no need for that.

Well, good for him.

Well, he had some tokens from over the Lucky Penny.

Well, he just wasn't very nice is all.

Well, he was pointing it at me.

Well, he's sedated now,

Well, heck. (LAUGHS)

Well, I checked and it looks like you

Well, I had to get rid of everything from the basement.

Well, I mean, look at me.

Well, I mean...

Well, I stick the needle in my own finger.

Well, I suppose first I'd like to come in.

Well, I tell ya what?

Well, I think you look terrific.

Well, I... I mean, I don't wanna take advantage.

Well, I... I will think about that. I will.

Well, I'd like to meet him.

Well, I'm going to sleep.

Well, I'm just gonna walk in and say, "Bill..."

Well, I'm saying that..

Well, I'm supposed to meet a couple of fellows from the...

Well, I'm...

Well, if anyone could shoot their selves

Well, it was on his own terms, you know?

Well, just tell the truth.

Well, let's figure this out together.

Well, maybe we should drive over, see what they say.

Well, my house needs...

Well, now, that's up to him, I suppose.

Well, okay.

Well, see...

Well, see... I don't think they'd believe me is the thing.

Well, she...

Well, she's not gonna be happy about that.

Well, she's something else, that Jemma.

Well, sir, I gotta...

Well, sir, I guess she does.

Well, that don't make sense.

Well, that Hess was not head stabbed by a girl.

Well, that's a baby, all right.

Well, that's a start. Yeah.

Well, that's good. Yeah.

Well, that's irregular.

Well, that's not for me to say.

Well, that's... that's ammunition, right?

Well, the dog gets up there, but he's not in on the joke.

Well, the girl, too late, realizes the kind of mistake she's made.

Well, the guest had...

Well, the old Lester, now, he would have just let it slide.

Well, the other day, a deputy drove down from Duluth.

Well, then, they're working. Right?

Well, there are three main roads.

Well, there are three other pet stores in the city, so hit 'em all.

Well, there was a fella in just before you got there...

Well, there's a suitor... ls all I'm prepared to say.

Well, there's two ways of looking at it.

Well, they put me right to work.

Well, they think you did... or know who did,

Well, they're all a bunch of sex crazed alcoholics.

Well, they're not coming in the house.

Well, this is an active crime scene. So...

Well, uh...

Well, we are and we aren't.

Well, we'll be there. Weezy's making her famous five bean dip.

Well, why don't you and me have another drink?

Well, you can play with Kevin tomorrow.

Well, you know how it is. Had a few too many,

Well, you know...

Well, you know... (CLEARS THROAT)

Well, you know... At least they're close.

Well, you only live once, right?

Well...

Well... (CLEARS THROAT) listen, if there's anything I can do.

Well... did it sound like he was gonna pay?

Well... follow me.

Well... I mean, we gotta talk to him, don't you think?

Well... of course that... but, I mean...

Well... Sorry for the bother.

Well... Still goes on.

Well... that is where a skilled

Well... they let him go. Malvo.

Well... Weezy and me, we're headed

Well... well, I'm just guessing here, but...

Well... Well, we're not officially open yet.

Well... you're it!

Went by the house, too, except it turns out he's moved.

Went to Sioux City once. Back in my scandalous days.

What about a cemetery, I mean,

What about evidence?

What about my coat?

What about socks?

What about the Hess case? What about it?

What about the picture?

What about the voice thingy there?

What about work? Your big fish?

What Agent Pepper is trying to say, the Syndicate spree killing,

What am I supposed to...

What am I...

What are the odds?

What are you asking? Same thing on the other side.

What are you gonna do with your share of the money?

What are you lookin' at?

What are you mixed up in, Lester? What the heck is goin' on?

What are you planning to do with that?

What are you saying?

What are you...

What are you... Are you supposed to be here?

What did you do?

What did you say?

What do they do?

What do you call it, "A tight knit community."

What do you call it? An APB. So...

What do you mean "odd"?

What do you mean "should"?

What do you mean she's wearing my coat? What does that mean?

What do you mean the cops are there? In the house.

What do you mean?

What do you need?

What do you think of the suit?

What do you think?

What exactly do you think is happening?

What happened in Duluth...

What happened to your hand?

What happened, you know.

What happened?

What have you guys got? PEPPER: Really?

What I love most are the fountains.

What if my whole life has been a dream?

What if we wanna stay?

What it is that you've had against me since day one, but, um...

What kind of trouble?

What the heck are you gonna do with that?

What the heck are you thinkin' happened here?

What the heck was that?

What the heck?

What the hell do you got against Georgia?

What the... What? Was that...

What was he, mean to a cat?

What, that Zapruder film in the file? (SCOFFS)

What?

What? I thought we weren't gonna go.

What? It's fresh.

What? Las Vegas police?

What? No, I told you.

What? This.

What? Who? What guy?

What? Yeah.

What...

What... Jeez.

What... what if I gotta go to the toilet?

What... What's with... Why's there a police officer outside?

What'd I lose?

What'd I miss?

What's going on?

What's he got, the cancer? Over.

What's he saying?

What's his name?

What's in the bags?

What's on the agenda for today?

What's she like in the sack?

What's that about a riddle?

What's that now?

What's that then?

What's that, son?

What's that?

What's the deal with dinner? Over.

What's the meaning of this? Police parading all over the hotel.

What's this all about, Officer?

What's this for?

What's this? His third time in? Yeah.

What's... What's the witness' name then?

Whatever happened to... Saying good morning to your neighbors?

When a dog goes rabid, right, there's no mistaking it for a normal dog.

When a manager gets in, just have him call.

When are you not in...

When do I get the money?

When I say these insurance companies,

When she knows she's gonna see a dead body?

When someone's a liar, that's what you... you say.

When you figure out the answer to my question...

When? Come on, Lester.

When's the due date?

Where are they?

Where are you... Hold on.

Where are you... Transfer to county.

Where is everybody?

Where is he?

Where Lester hires this Malvo fella to kill Hess.

Where the characters, they just lay in a big pile...

Where were you?

Where you kept the shotgun. Where I kept the shotgun.

Where your dreams go pell mell, helter skelter and amok.

Where...

Where's Bemidji?

Where's Lester?

Where's Molly?

Where's the female deputy?

Which building?

Which company?

Which explains...

Which he did.

Which I don't know how they do that. But...

Which I know the Lord tests you in all kinds of ways,

Which is good, is all.

Which is why I thought, "Here we are in a..."

Which is...

Which means he wasn't knocked out in the basement

Which one's which?

Which sucked up water and fish from a lake and dropped them off miles away.

Which was the wrong way to go, clearly.

Which we do...

Which, I'm like... "What the heck is that?"

Which, speaking of, she asked if we could bring drinks.

Which...

Which... if this community is tight as you say,

While I'm still holding the needle, jab it right in my face.

While you were... Chief, Frank on the line.

Who can blame you really... after what you've been through.

Who did you think was coming?

Who do I see about this in Fargo?

Who do I talk to in Fargo?

Who doesn't stop for a baby in a car?

Who is he?

Who is this?

Who killed all those people.

Who knows you're at the pet store right now?

Who sent for you? Why are you here?

Who?

Who? (GROANING)

Who? Duluth PD.

Who? God!

Who? Who's him? Who... who is him?

Who's clearly armed and about to...

Who's ready for seconds?

Who's the deaf fella then?

Who's the head of the whole deal that gives the award.

Whoa, whoa, slow down.

Whoa. Like in a horror film, huh?

Why didn't the fella just go work for a charity?

Why do you need the Syndicate file?

Why don't I take that off your plate?

Why don't you and Jemma tag along?

Why I let him go.

Why not you?

Why was he on that street on foot?

Why was he outside and they in?

Why was he so hungry and they fed?

Why would George W. Bush have a fox and a rabbit and a cabbage?

Why, Lester...

Why?

Why'd I listen to you? Why?

Will you shut up? I gotta think.

Will you slow down?

Will you... Call home for me?

With a credit limit of approximately $1.1 million,

With a known killer on the day of the Hess murder,

With a peculiar look on your face? Yeah.

With all the things we know are true.

With Chaz?

With everything we've been working for, you know...

With his name on it. Oh, nice.

With this fella I arrested...

Without a care.

Without losing any of them?

Without the love and support of my beautiful wife, Linda.

Woke Lester up in the middle of the night

WOMAN 2: X squared. What'd you get for four?

WOMAN: (ON PA) Dr. Esbit, call 118.

WOMAN: (ON RADIO) Roger that, 6 12. I'll let them know.

WOMAN: (ON RADIO) Yeah, go ahead, Molly.

WOMAN: (ON TV) Oh, it's Jeff, the night porter.

WOMAN: (SCREAMING) Help, get it off! Get it off of me!

WOMAN: Bemidji Police.

WOMAN: Boy, he sure looks different.

WOMAN: Can I help you, sir?

WOMAN: FBI?

WOMAN: Good for him.

WOMAN: It's not common for them to attack humans,

WOMAN: It's one story. WOMAN 2: One story...

WOMAN: Mr. Williams has been murdered.

WOMAN: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

WOMAN: Passcode?

WOMAN: Precedently on Fargo...

WOMAN: Roger that, 6 13.

WOMAN: Roger that, 6 13. We'll scoop 'em up.

WOMAN: Sir, this is a non emergency number. You should've dialed 911.

WOMAN: Three. MAN: Three.

WOMAN: Transferring.

WOMAN: What'd you get for number three?

WOMAN: Yeah...

Wood screws.

Word for word.

Words exchanged, differences.

Worth what?

Would get along like gangbusters.

Wouldn't take no for an answer.

Writing letters, making phone calls. We even put up flyers.

Wrong.

Wrote us all a scrip for amphetamines, so we could cram for finals.

Yeah, a certainty if we go together

Yeah, am I... Did you mean to lock me in here?

Yeah, and so the FBI fellas, they're gonna drive you home.

Yeah, and this is all...

Yeah, and you by proximity, huh?

Yeah, Baudette Lutheran. Six years now. Frank Peterson.

Yeah, but I get to lie down now.

Yeah, but only 100.

Yeah, but then I thought, "Heck...

Yeah, but whose dream is it?

Yeah, but you gotta try, don't you?

Yeah, but you pulled prints from the impounded vehicle?

Yeah, but, Dad... No buts!

Yeah, but... Not the same.

Yeah, except... lam from Sudan

Yeah, family place, I'm afraid.

Yeah, for the murders.

Yeah, Frank Peterson. I'm the minister up in Baudette.

Yeah, Frank. What you got then?

Yeah, from Africa.

Yeah, give me a few.

Yeah, go over here. Yeah, let's get him to sit down.

Yeah, Gus Grimly. From over Duluth.

Yeah, guy punched me.

Yeah, he had an alibi. It checked out

Yeah, her claim's been denied.

Yeah, hi. It's Gus...

Yeah, hon.

Yeah, hon. GUS: Hey, I've been calling.

Yeah, I better just...

Yeah, I could do that, but I was hoping to surprise him.

Yeah, I just finished briefing the guys. So...

Yeah, I know, sorry. It's been...

Yeah, I know. And you're amazing and the best.

Yeah, I like to think that's true.

Yeah, I need a walkie talkie

Yeah, I still got some of that Halloween beer I made.

Yeah, I took the hammer and...

Yeah, I was just...

Yeah, I won't leave the building

Yeah, I... I'd like to report shots fired.

Yeah, I'll be out there with you coordinating maneuvers. So...

Yeah, I'll call her back.

Yeah, I'll go to the store. Mmm hmm.

Yeah, I'll run things from here.

Yeah, I'll tell the Lieutenant to wait for you.

Yeah, I'm a fool for not saying...

Yeah, I'm gonna pick her up probably Friday.

Yeah, I'm Lieutenant Schmidt.

Yeah, I'm... I'm not gonna say that.

Yeah, I'm... What do Las Vegas police want me to...

Yeah, if that's... They said on the phone it'd be no problem.

Yeah, it's a little worse than a breakin.

Yeah, it's a thing.

Yeah, it's from the law enforcement... He had it. It's from a...

Yeah, it's just some loose ends I wanted to...

Yeah, it's, uh...

Yeah, it's... It's... It's me. It's Lester.

Yeah, Joe's sick. Was supposed to respond yesterday.

Yeah, just as soon as I finish.

Yeah, just finishing up. Thought we'd do tacos tonight. Over.

Yeah, leukemia. Over.

Yeah, maybe lock the door.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, me, too.

Yeah, my partner, he kind of jumped the gun on that one.

Yeah, nerve pain, that's a bear.

Yeah, nice work there.

Yeah, not bad.

Yeah, okay, but...

Yeah, okay. So we've been putting in a lot of hours on the Chief,

Yeah, or someone.

Yeah, real good.

Yeah, roger that, 6.

Yeah, so I was thinking I'd drive up there.

Yeah, so things are real busy here, hon.

Yeah, so, I was wondering...

Yeah, Solverson.

Yeah, some people do love to flap their lips.

Yeah, something like that.

Yeah, sorry.

Yeah, tell him I'll call him back.

Yeah, that's Lester, all right, nicest guy you'll ever meet.

Yeah, they just talked to him.

Yeah, this fella.

Yeah, this is 3 9, over.

Yeah, this is car 3108.

Yeah, this is four.

Yeah, to us.

Yeah, uh... Silver hair, little goatee.

Yeah, we got the house up on...

Yeah, we're okay. We're all right.

Yeah, whatever you think is best.

Yeah, wild goose chase.

Yeah, with the rest... over at Bernard's.

Yeah, yeah, no... That's our guy. I'm positive.

Yeah, yeah, the, uh... the one I let go.

Yeah, yeah. He...

Yeah, yeah. No... I like to just go for the food.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm gettin' in my car.

Yeah, yeah... On the porch with a shotgun.

Yeah, you better.

Yeah, you said that.

Yeah!

Yeah! I remember. He had to do community service.

Yeah?

Yeah? Good.

Yeah? MAN: Yeah, Mr. Nygaard?

Yeah? When? Between the car and the house?

Yeah.

Yeah. Ask you a lot of questions...

Yeah. Daddy!

Yeah. Decaf, if you got it.

Yeah. Did something happen with the case? A break?

Yeah. He was the Chief before Bill. Hired me.

Yeah. Hmm.

Yeah. Hold your horses.

Yeah. I gathered from the volume of flowers.

Yeah. Let me get changed.

Yeah. MALVO: Let me talk to him.

Yeah. No, I can go see their witness, get a statement.

Yeah. No. See...

Yeah. Now, when you say... foreign object...

Yeah. She's a beaut.

Yeah. So remember I told you me and Sally were taking in a foster?

Yeah. Sure that... Recover at home, you know, it..

Yeah. That's right. That is right.

Yeah. They sent a fella down, but I'm not sure he really...

Yeah. Well, like I said, we're letting you go,

Yeah. Yeah

Yeah. Yeah, that's...

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah...

Yeah... but, well...

Yeah... okay, but here's the thing...

Yeah... that's a good one. On your feet.

Yeah... upstairs. Just had the baby.

Yeah... We're a small time force.

Yello.

Yes or no?

Yes, it's an emergency.

Yes, ma'am, just a routine inquiry.

Yes, sir, but I didn't know that it was stolen.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. (CLICKS FINGER) Yes, ma'am. Excuse me.

Yes, sir... One after another.

Yes, technically, we were there outside... In our car... While it was...

Yes, you did.

Yes?

Yes.

Yessiree, Bob.

Yesterday about the massacre last year.

Yo, Mick Mike...

You are gonna get me my money, you little shit.

You arrested Lester? No.

You betcha. I talked to the deputy.

You bought gas.

You bought me... you bought me the tie.

You buy at a pet store to feed your lizard or...

You called me in a meeting, said you were mixed up in something.

You can finish him off.

You can go through your whole life...

You can show me that.

You can stay the night, but you gotta hit the road come dawn.

You can take it right here at the counter.

You can't break up the Canton boys.

You can't even count that high.

You can't... That's just how it is sometimes.

You could end up with zero files.

You could have climbed to the second floor.

You could leave the rabbit there alone,

You could've trusted me as a friend with...

You could've waited in the car.

You deserve it, Lester.

You deserve.

You did good, hon.

You didn't have to come.

You do know people were murdered in this house, right?

You do not know the half of it.

You don't cheat on Miss Hubbard County.

You don't even wanna know the disarray people leave behind.

You don't get to...

You don't go then, no? Are you kidding?

You don't need alarms on second story windows.

You don't say.

You don't say. Yeah.

You don't sound too happy about it.

You ever do this before... Stand guard?

You forgot the food, didn't you?

You go ahead. And take your time.

You go up to bed. I'll be up shortly.

You got a drill?

You got any idea how I can find him?

You got any, like, gift certificates? The wife, she, uh...

You got bronzer on your blackmail note.

You got close...

You got premium channels?

You got the instincts and the disposition.

You got the look.

You got two minutes.

You gotta believe me. I didn't do these things.

You had a few of them if I'm not... Mistaken. (CLEARS THROAT)

You had a shotgun pellet in your hand, same as killed Vern.

You have a blessed day.

You have a nice day. Have fun, kids.

You have a nice night.

You have any doubt we can find you?

You have got to stand by me here.

You have no idea.

You have to see it as a positive

You heard what happened? More than heard.

You heard your mother.

You just... just pick a name out of the phone book.

You keep your chin up, Gus Grimly.

You killed her!

You know a guy. A guy.

You know how icy it gets right out front.

You know I had a crush on you right from when we met.

You know I hate to do this, but...

You know I'm the one who shot you, yeah?

You know Lost Boy?

You know that, right?

You know the red tape on these things. Mmm mmm.

You know what I mean?

You know what I'm... STAVROS: What did you say?

You know what this is about.

You know what wolves do.

You know why?

You know you could have just had your mail sent to work.

You know, can't complain. Wife's got a bit of a cold,

You know, compare notes on this thing.

You know, didn't like her getting tooled by every Tom, Dick and Jane.

You know, I always liked that part of movies

You know, I, uh... I seen your commercials on TV.

You know, I'd love to, Burt.

You know, I'll tell you something.

You know, it's crazy. I never shot anyone before.

You know, let him sleep it off

You know, like I was thinking maybe Chaz's hunting gear?

You know, maybe... we need to revisit who gets how much here.

You know, Moses and the like.

You know, on patrol.

You know, proof he's our guy.

You know, some pastor actually.

You know, sometimes you're in the middle of a dream...

You know, talk to the suspect. On account of, you know...

You know, tell him where to meet us?

You know, the big book?

You know, the... the Darth Vader, super sinister, like,

You know, they gave me a number to call, a service.

You know, we... we had the milkshakes the other...

You know, with me getting, you know...

You know...

You know... I'm not sure

You know... some people think

You know... something... something important like trust.

You know... the fear factor.

You know... There was a fella in here earlier, asking about you.

You leave me your number,

You live in the world. What do you think?

You look great. You too.

You look real nice today.

You made a phone call to the field office

You mean like sitting?

You need something?

You need to have fewer ideas.

You need to send somebody.

You okay, Chief?

You okay, hon?

You okay? Oh, sure.

You pointed your service weapon at a civilian.

You put all this together yourself? Oh, no.

You put the rabbit back in the boat and go get the cabbage.

You really wanna go out there? No.

You really want me to say all this?

You remember me?

You remember you came by with those FBI fellas earlier?

You remember? All those phone calls? Me raising my voice?

You said he was driving Lester's car. That's my case.

You said it was "him."

You said that on the phone.

You said there were other news stories.

You said you were kidnapped.

You said yourself it was...

You said, "him."

You say you stopped him driving Lester's car?

You see, it's all about knowing who to call.

You see, the thing...

You see, they come in pairs... you know, so you can chat with a friend.

You son of a bitch! He's my baby!

You son of a bitch. (DOOR SLAMS)

You start to see abnormalities behavior wise.

You still think this is a dream?

You sure are. This about the bugs?

You sure this is our guy?

You tell me.

You think it's safe?

You think the girls at the titty bar care about "nice"?

You think you go down to the car dealership

You told me I needed... Now, they're dead

You tried calling him?

You two are free to go. Bail's been paid.

You want me to do it, Ma? Yeah, Ma, want us to?

You want me to go... No, no, no.

You want Pepper or Budge?

You want some pop or something...

You want the...

You went to the ballet?

You were afraid? Oh, I was afraid. (CHUCKLES)

You were out there...

You were police once... Molly says.

You were pulled over Tuesday night driving a stolen car.

You were talking to Lester Nygaard.

You won't get no pushback from me.

You?

You...

You... you ran off.

You... You...

You'd be better off washing your clothes between two rocks.

You'd think we were being chased.

You'll be there until the trial...

You'll come back here and... Take things over.

You're a good man.

You're a smart guy. You'll figure something out.

You're a sunny day.

You're amazing.

You're an asshole.

You're asking if we're awake. Me and you?

You're buying a jet or a fjord or whatever.

You're crazy!

You're gonna find him, right? The guy who did it.

You're gonna go inside and pack your best bikini.

You're gonna need more patrolmen than this

You're gonna say it.

You're gonna think it's funny, but...

You're handcuffed. Of course you're under arrest.

You're hurting me a little. Don't be such a baby.

You're hurting me. I'm sorry.

You're in the trunk of your car?

You're lettin' him go?

You're lying.

You're making a mistake.

You're making this up.

You're not being very nice.

You're not even on the case. How come they called you?

You're not right in the world.

You're not supposed to be here.

You're right about that.

You're say...

You're saying..

You're sweet.

You're the granddaughter I always wanted, but was afraid to buy online.

You're the one just had a baby.

You're the real deal.

You're trouble.

You're unemployed now, by the way

You're welcome.

You've been a burden my whole life.

You've ever gone without sleep?

You've obviously...

Your dad was keeping her grilled cheese warm,

Your life.

Your own wife.

Your point being?

Your pop is in the way.

Your riddle... Shades of green... I figured it out.

Your step mom was inside sleeping...

Your wish is our command.

Yourself included

Yup.

2 bucks?

3 9, car 3 9 responding. Over and out.

3 bucks?

7:00 in the morning and you're sitting

18 years.

30 milligrams.

...as cleanup continues on what reporters are calling

...bad shit happens. Get back!

...boudoir photos and a pair of...

...could just talk to my brother...

...crews are out in force this morning, and will be working around the clock

...I run downstairs and...

...or I'm gonna have to tase you!

...stepped twice.

...that Lester... on the day of the murder...

...there's Chaz. And he's got the hammer...

...thousands of fish fell from the sky. Oh, hon, listen to this.

...where we have had so many interstates shut down...

...yield so far, 9,000 unique credit card numbers,

'Cause he was Christian.

'Cause I loved her, you know, Pearl. Despite all...

'Cause I said the name, Lorne Malvo,

'cause I was ready to go home.

'Cause lying...

'Cause of predators.

'Cause there are no saints in the animal kingdom.

'Cause you're you.

'Cause, like... like I said...

'Cause... That's... maybe... maybe

'Course, no one hangs the sad pictures, am I right?

'It should be me, ' he said.

"A horror show like that."

"A kidney is one thing,

"An unquiet mind." That's what the wife calls it.

"And God sent a plague of blood upon the land."

"Boys, if you like the milk, buy the freakin' cow."

"Chaz is in the house and he's..."

"Doctor, I want to donate a kidney."

"Gustafson Parking Garage, high noon."

"He's two faced."

"Hi, I'm Dr. Michaelson. Nice to meet you and everything."

"him."

"How could you lose a kid from Africa in freaking Minnesota?"

"I have money. I can help."

"I, Lester Nygaard..."

"I, Lester Nygaard..." You're gonna say it.

"I'm gonna marry that girl one day."

"July in January." (CHUCKLES)

"July in January"?

"Killed Sam Hess."

"Killed..." No. No, you see, I did not kill...

"Love? Is that what you think this is?" Or something like that.

"Luke, lam your father."

"Luke."

"Nice"?

"Storm of the century," they're sayin'.

"the guy for being a little jumpy.

"The sound of inevitability." Yeah.

"What did I..."

"Who do we know who got his nose broke the day Hess died?"

"You know, you're not half the man your brother is."

"You're making a mistake."

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHUCKLING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ANNOUNCER CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND)

(APPLAUSE)

(BABY CRIES)

(BALL BOUNCING)

(BRAKES SCREECH)

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BURT LAUGHING) I swear.

(CAR DOOR CLOSING)

(CAR LOCK BEEPS)

(CELL PHONE BEEPING)

(CELL PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

(CELL PHONE RINGING) (OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO)

(CHATTING INDISTINCTLY)

(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

(CHILDREN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

(CHINESE MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING ON RADIO)

(CHINESE MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHIRPING CONTINUES)

(CHOIR CONTINUES SINGING IN LATIN)

(CHOKING)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) A man like that...

(CHUCKLES) Pharmaceuticals. That makes more sense.

(CHUCKLES) You!

(CHUCKLING)

(CLANGING)

(CLATTERS)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT) And the doorbell rings.

(CLEARS THROAT) So, we are all set for tomorrow,

(CLEARS THROAT) Um...

(CLEARS THROAT) Well, they should.

(CLEARS THROAT) Yours is the one with the icing clip.

(CLICKS TONGUE)

(CLOCK TICKING LOUDLY)

(CLOCK TICKING)

(COMPUTER BEEPS)

(CONTINUES GROANING)

(CONTINUES PROTESTING) OFFICER 3 ON RADIO: All right,

(CONTINUES WHIMPERING)

(COUGHING)

(COUGHS)

(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

(COUNTRY SONG PLAYING)

(CREECH GROANING)

(CREECH GROANS)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(CRUNCHING)

(DIAL TONE)

(DOOR BUZZES)

(DOOR BUZZING)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSING)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR SHUTTING)

(DOORBELL CHIMES)

(DRILL WHIRRING)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) Yeah, it's just a...

(ELEVATOR ASCENDING)

(ELEVATOR WHIRRING)

(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

(ENGINE STARTS)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES) Hellcat. That's the only word for it.

(EXHALES) So about that 60 40 split there, you know, I'm...

(FLASH BANG BEEPING)

(FRONT DOOR OPENING)

(GASPING)

(GASPS)

(GINA GROANING)

(GINA MOANING)

(GRINDING TEETH)

(GROANING CONTINUES)

(GROANING LOUDLY)

(GROANING SOFTLY)

(GROANING)

(GROANING) What happened?

(GROANS)

(GROANS) Damn it!

(GROANS) No, no, no. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GUN CLICKS REPEATEDLY) Shit! Ah...

(GUN COCKING)

(GUN SHOTS)

(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)

(GUNFIRE IN THE DISTANCE)

(GUNFIRE)

(GUNFIRE) (MAN GROANS)

(GUNFIRE) (MAN GRUNTS)

(GUNFIRE) (WOMAN SCREAMING)

(GUNFIRE) (WOMAN SCREAMS)

(GUNSHOT FIRED)

(GUNSHOTS)

(GURGLING)

(HEADBOARD POUNDING)

(HORN BLARING) Hey! No, stop.

(ICE CRACKING)

(IN DEEP VOICE) "Luke... I am your father..."

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

(INDISTINCT GASPS)

(INDISTINCT LAUGHING)

(INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT SPORT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER TV)

(INDISTINCT TALKING)

(INHALES SHARPLY)

(INHALES) Um...

(INSECT CHIRPING)

(ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING)

(KITTY PANTING)

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(KNOCKING ON GLASS)

(LATCH CLICKING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING) It's me, Lester. (CLEARS THROAT)

(LAUGHING) on.

(LAUGHING) That's our bread and butter.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) So they should know, right?

(LAUGHS) We had a good laugh about that.

(LAUGHS) what's with all the duct tape?

(LESTER CLEARS THROAT)

(LESTER GRUNTING)

(LINE CLICKS)

(LINE RINGING)

(LOCK CLICKS)

(LOWERS VOICE) Don't... Don't let them. I... I'll be right there.

(MALE CHOIR SINGING HYMN)

(MAN GRUNTS)

(MAN GRUNTS) (GUNSHOT)

(MAN ON TV) ...this work that is extremely difficult.

(MEN SHOUTING)

(MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(MOANING CONTINUES)

(MOLLY CHUCKLES)

(MOTOR RUNNING)

(MOUSE CLICKS)

(MR. NUMBERS GROANS)

(MUFFLED CRYING)

(MUFFLED GROAN)

(MUFFLED GROANING)

(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

(MUFFLED PROTESTING)

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

(MUFFLED TALKING)

(MUFFLED WHIMPERING)

(MUSIC PLAYING ON JUKEBOX)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUTTERING CURSE)

(MUZAK PLAYING ON PA)

(OVER PHONE) Heya... it's Molly.

(PANTING)

(PATRONS GASP) What?

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING) (DOGS BARKING)

(PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(PEOPLE SPEAKING MANDARIN)

(PHONE RINGING ON TV)

(PHONE RINGING)

(POLICE CHATTER ON RADIO)

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

(PUNCHING CALCULATOR KEYS)

(RADIO CHATTER)

(RADIO CLICKS ON)

(RAPID KNOCKING)

(READING NAME)

(REVVING)

(SCOFFS)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(SIGHING)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Mick Mike.

(SIGHS) OFFICER ON RADIO: Roger that.

(SIGHS) on.

(SIGHS) sun what?

(SIGHS) There's gonna be an inquiry.

(SIGHS) Well, we got a photo though, right?

(SIGHS) Well... that's the thing.

(SIGHS) You tired?

(SIREN WAILING)

(SIRENS CONTINUE WAILING) (OFFICERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

(SIRENS WAILING)

(SLURPING)

(SNIFFLES)

(SNIFFLES) Uh...

(SNIFFLING)

(SNIFFS)

(SNORING)

(SNOWMOBILE WHIRRING)

(SOFT GRUNT)

(SOFTLY) I know...

(SPEAKING INCOHERENTLY)

(SPITS)

(SQUEALS)

(STAMMERING)

(STAMMERING) Yeah, in the... in the kitchen.

(STAMMERS)

(STAMMERS) Tampering?

(STAMMERS) What did he... What did you tell him?

(STATIC ON WALKIE TALKIE)

(STAVROS SCREAMING)

(STAVROS SHOUTING)

(STAVROS SOBBING)

(TALKING GIBBERISH)

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(THUDDING)

(TRAIN BELL DINGING)

(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

(URINAL FLUSHES)

(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

(VOCALIZING)

(WASHING MACHINE STARTS)

(WATER FLOWING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERS)

(WHIRRING)

(WHISPERS) No, I'm good. Go back to sleep.

(WHISTLES)

(WHISTLING)

(WOMAN MOANING OVER COMPUTER SPEAKER)

(WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV)

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

(WOMEN CHUCKLING)

(WOMEN HOOTING)

$2 million, you've got until the end of the day.

Fargo - Season 1
Fargo - Season 1 is a critically acclaimed television series created by Noah Hawley. Premiering in 2014, it is based on the 1996 film Fargo, written and directed by the Coen brothers. This dark comedy-drama has captivated audiences with its intriguing characters, suspenseful plot, and unique setting. Set in the frozen landscapes of Minnesota and North Dakota, Fargo - Season 1 revolves around the interconnected lives of various characters involved in a series of crimes. The cast brings these complex individuals to life, delivering stellar performances that have garnered widespread praise from both critics and viewers. The talented cast of Fargo - Season 1 includes: - Billy Bob Thornton as Lorne Malvo: A manipulative and mysterious hitman who sets off a chain of events that disrupts the quiet town of Bemidji, Minnesota. - Martin Freeman as Lester Nygaard: A timid and downtrodden insurance salesman who becomes entangled in Malvo's web of violence, transforming from a meek character to a surprisingly cunning individual. - Allison Tolman as Molly Solverson: A determined and resourceful police officer in Bemidji, Molly becomes the heart of the show as she works tirelessly to unravel the crimes and bring the perpetrators to justice. - Colin Hanks as Gus Grimly: A well-meaning police officer in Bemidji who unwittingly becomes involved in the chaos unleashed by Malvo and Nygaard. - Bob Odenkirk as Bill Oswalt: The clueless and bumbling deputy police chief of Bemidji, who struggles to effectively handle the escalating crimes in his jurisdiction. - Keith Carradine as Lou Solverson: Molly's wise and experienced father, a retired police officer who offers guidance and support to his daughter as she investigates the perplexing cases. Fargo - Season 1 masterfully blends dark humor, suspense, and memorable characters, capturing the essence of the original film while expanding on its universe. The show's writing is intricately woven, with clever dialogue and unexpected twists that keep viewers engaged throughout the ten-episode season. The series' soundtrack, composed by Jeff Russo, perfectly complements the atmosphere and themes of the show. From eerie and atmospheric tracks to intense and fast-paced musical cues, the music adds depth and tension to each scene. The score for Fargo - Season 1 is available for both streaming and download, enhancing the overall experience for fans. Fans of Fargo - Season 1 and newcomers alike can immerse themselves in the world of the show through its captivating storytelling and superb performances. Its ensemble cast brings depth and complexity to every character, leaving a lasting impression on audiences. With its dark humor, gripping plot, and stunning cinematography, Fargo - Season 1 has become a modern television classic. Whether you're a fan of crime dramas, dark comedies, or simply enjoy brilliant storytelling, Fargo - Season 1 is a must-watch series. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be taken on an unforgettable journey through the frozen landscapes of Minnesota and North Dakota. To fully experience the world of Fargo - Season 1, you can play and download the sounds of the show here. Let the haunting melodies and thrilling rhythms transport you into the captivating universe of Fargo, where danger lurks around every corner and truth is often stranger than fiction.
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