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Barry (2018) - Season 1 Barry is an American black comedy television series that premiered in 2018. Created by Alec Berg

Barry (2018) - Season 1

Barry is an American black comedy television series that premiered in 2018. Created by Alec Berg and Bill Hader, the show follows the life of Barry Berkman, a former Marine turned hitman who discovers a hidden passion for acting while on a job in Los Angeles. The dark humor and gripping storyline make this series a must-watch for fans of crime dramas with a twist.

Bill Hader leads the cast of Barry, delivering a remarkable performance in the titular role. Known for his work on Saturday Night Live, Hader showcases his versatility as an actor as he dives into the complexities of Barry's character. Hader perfectly balances the comedic moments with the dark and introspective aspects of the hitman-turned-actor.

Joining Hader is an incredible ensemble cast that brings depth and nuance to the diverse range of characters in the show. Emmy-winning actress Sarah Goldberg shines as Sally Reed, an aspiring actress and Barry's love interest. Her portrayal of Sally's ambition and vulnerability adds another layer of complexity to the series.

The legendary Henry Winkler delivers a brilliant performance as Gene Cousineau, Barry's acting teacher. Winkler's portrayal of the eccentric, self-absorbed acting coach brings comedic relief and memorable moments throughout the series. His dynamic chemistry with Hader adds depth to their interactions on screen.

Other notable cast members include Stephen Root as Fuches, Barry's handler and mentor, who often clashes with Barry's desires to leave the life of a hitman behind. Anthony Carrigan steals the show as NoHo Hank, an associate of the Chechen mob who brings unexpected humor and quirkiness to the series. These talented actors, along with the superb writing and direction, create an immersive and authentic world for viewers to explore.

Barry's first season provides a thrilling rollercoaster ride as the character battles with his double life as a hitman and amateur actor. As the series progresses, it cleverly navigates the moral dilemmas Barry faces and the consequences of his actions. The juxtaposition of the deadly world of contract killing and the world of aspiring actors produces darkly humorous scenarios that keep viewers engaged.

One of the remarkable aspects of Barry lies in its ability to seamlessly blend suspense, comedy, and drama. The show consistently surprises viewers with unexpected twists and turns without losing its grounded storytelling. The character development of Barry, as he grapples with his past and questions his future, adds depth and emotional weight to the series.

The writing and direction are top-notch, with each episode leaving audiences craving for more. Alec Berg and Bill Hader successfully create a narrative that explores themes of identity, redemption, and the pursuit of one's passion. The show deftly examines the human condition and the lengths people will go to find happiness and purpose.

If you are a fan of dark comedies, thrilling crime dramas, or simply appreciate exceptional acting and storytelling, Barry is a series that you cannot afford to miss. The combination of a talented cast, superb writing, and surprising twists make it a standout show of the year. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be enthralled by the fascinating world of Barry.

To further immerse yourself in the atmosphere of the show, you can play and download the soundscape of Barry here. With each haunting score and meticulously crafted sound effect, you will be transported into the tense and enigmatic world of the hitman-turned-actor. Enjoy the journey as you dive into the gripping and darkly humorous realm of Barry.
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A Bolivian stash house
A Bolivian stash house,
A bum rush?
A bunch of us are going to Residuals.
A certain kind of strong..
A child.
A guy, by the name of Goran Pazar, needs an outsider to handle.
A little blood in your hair. That's a nice touch.
A little story to illustrate.
A man who... who talked me into doing some really bad stuff.
A military buddy, perhaps?
A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
A special anonymous group for people with problems
A total valid tactic, but I think in this case,
A... a man molesting children?
Aah.
About a soldier that came back from Afghanistan
About how life doesn't always go according to plan,
About how life doesn't always go according to plan,
About how life doesn't always go according to plan,
About how you talked me into going after stash house
About Ryan Madison.
About Ryan's murder.
About taking the acting class off the board.
About what? About how you fucked up my entire operation?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
According to Paco, yeah.
Acting class.
Acting is a... is a very face forward type of job. It's...
Actors, I got three words for you:
Actually make a living acting, you know,
Actually, our next production is gonna be, um, Zoo Story.
Actually, Sally's the one who's killing it
Adjust. Look at her.
Admit he's been molesting little boys. It's amazing.
Admit it, you had a good time.
After I raised him like a son.
Agreemant three in the book:
Agreement one in the book is:
Agreement one in the book is:
Ah, you're my scene partner, bro.
Ah!
Ah! Doing great!
Ah! So, I'll see you later at Natalie's party.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Alapse, poor...
All I want is to take this class.
All of a sudden she said 'I'm not gonna make it'
All of the proceeds from tonight's show
All of your emotion, all of your feelings.
All right
All right everyone, let's focus. Bring it in.
All right, class, open to anybody.
All right, everybody, let's take a tight five.
All right, fine. I'll do it.
All right, go.
All right, guys. Hopefully, you've been working on your private spaces.
All right, here we go. This is great.
All right, here's a little story just to illustrate.
All right, hey. Hey, man.
All right, hi.
All right, let's get to work.
All right, let's take a hard five.
All right, now, adapt.
All right, now, listen. I wish you Godspeed.
All right, so we know it's not 0 0 0 1.
All right, so we'll get some more beer,
All right, so we'll make entry here.
All right, that's it!
All right, that's when you kill Paco.
All right, we're in a grocery store.
All right, you know what? Both of you face each other right now.
All right? Don't say anything.
All right? Here we go.
All right? I gotta do it right now.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Cool.
All right. He's a Marine, you're a Marine.
All right. Now, uh,
All right. Thank you. Thank you.
All right. That...
All right. That...
All right. That's enough. That's enough
All the Bombers, they all hated her.
All the scenes they do are from from movies.
All these extra expenses, they add up,
All time, Barry no doing hit. No, no.
All you have to do is do that every time.
All you have to do is do that every time.
Almost
Also, Goran says, soon, he's going to acting class to find you,
Also, I need to speak
Also, Loach and his wife split up,
Also, there's a small amount of money he took from me
Also, we changed the scene. I'm Macbeth and your line is different.
Am I right?
Am I wrong?
An a amazing chemistry at the stash house, you know?
An audition that Ryan helped me with.
And a dead Chechen in a fucking gym, Loach
And a set amount of drinks, so just no plus ones if that's cool.
And action.
And all I ask for in return
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools...
And and... And it's not true.
And as much as it pains me to say it...
And because of that, Ramón had to save your ass.
And Cristobal Sifuentes,
And Daniel Meldman from Gersh.
And ended up going down a little K hole...
And everybody would applaud, then I would beat the fuck outta you.
And everything's so good right now.
And face the music.
And fat fucking wad of hundreds from auto parts?
And got... this.
And have him say, "Hey, there's the guy from the chicken commercial".
And he bought me this laptop,
And he said he doesn't represent you.
And he said, "The Internet."
And he told me that if you leave town,
And help Oksana with dishes.
And I already know where to find him.
And I am thinking, "Yes."
And I appreciate that, buddy. But you know what?
And I became aware that they were taking up
And I carried a loaded Beretta with me into the audition
And I did it.
And I don't know... I think, based on my research, God, we can take 'em!
And I don't say that to a lot of people.
And I ended up doing a scene with him from True Romance.
And I feel like if you were really worried about the group,
And I feel like when you're doing it... no offense...
And I guarantee you,
And I happen to be very close with one.
And I haven't heard from him.
And I I didn't tell my wife...
And I jumped down your throats, and, uh... I was wrong.
And I just thought, "Wow."
And I know that to get to a real place like that,
And I know, if the situation were reversed,
And I needed it, and I thank you
And I saw no truth.
And I thought, "Well, Barry seems upset about something."
And I want to say on behalf of the rest of the class...
And I would hate for something to happen to him.
And I would let you do it.
And I'll bet you tits to donuts
And I'll certainly never get to fire him, so...
And I'll kill every single one of you.
And I'll kill every single one of you.
And I'll see you in class.
And I'll shoot the Bolivian leader when he gets off the, uh, the plane.
And I'm gonna tell them everything.
And I'm hoping one of you recognizes the man in this photo.
And I'm letting you know that I have
And I'm not the only one who felt that way.
And I'm surprised.
And I'm...
And if it was me, I would want them..
And if that chicken à la king
And if that's blocked,
And if things go to shit or you're hit, and you're not mobile,
And if tonight, you're not high
And if you could just walk away...
And if you're gonna be an actor,
And if... If I gotta do some time,
And in the Ford, there's this poor Ryan Madison...
And is not afraid to go after it."
And it might just be brilliant.
And it put you off your game.
And it turns out I am.
And it turns out that Romeo Madison
And it'll be done in a couple of days.
And it's gonna be... It's gonna be a thing..
And it's gonna come out.
And it's this...
And just chalk it up to overreach.
And just for a second,
And just now, two military guys tried to kill me.
And leave you here with the Chechens? No. Uh uh. No.
And no, I'm not gonna ace Fuches.
And not talk like this, for Christ's sake!
And now we have to kill him before he tell other people he tell us.
And now, we couldn't leave if we tried.
And now...
And now... you exist.
And our room is up there, right next to the guest room.
And plus, there's probably still more back in Chechnya.
And safe.
And she makes Philip Seymour Hoffman, who's a priest,
And signed for 10 minutes ago.
And so I was like, "What is this gonna be on?"
And start war with Bolivians?
And thank you for letting me intrude on your rehearsals.
And that was it.
And the women.
And then animate the puppet on top of him, so.
And then come back for group exercises upstairs.
And then drink beers.
And then go be Hugh Grant? No!
And then I lied to her and I told her that I was...
And then I'm asked fucking questions.
And then I'm gonna make a phone call. Do you understand?
And then is heard no more.
And then more bubbles come down.
And then Taylor broke the dude's jaw.
And then we'll meet you in the Dodger Stadium parking lot
And then you fucking Facebooked me?
And then, I am... I am gonna keep
And then, you know, I promise you,
And there could be up to, like, 20 guys in there.
And they are sending someone to take Lucky's place,
And they do a wonderful espresso here.
And they shot a guy. They think Ryan was involved with the mob!
And they'll land someplace here,
And they're talking about taking you off this job.
And this guy spilled a drink on my leg,
And this, this is the poster for the new show?
And this... this would be a terrible place
And to grieve
And to morrow."
And tomorrow,
And tomorrow,
And tomorrow.
And until then, we just shouldn't interact so much or like at all.
And we are being too loud.
And we can run it a few times so you don't have to be off book.
And we will be waiting for him
And we will be waiting for him.
And we're doing it, Janice.
And we're not done with the acting class.
And we're not done with the acting class.
And weigh in on some shit that you don't know about,
And what is this talk about killing me?
And what the fuck are you wearing?
And when he was down there, he learned a few things...
And when you need a friend,
And you can't handle one fucking line,
And you do whatever it is you're good at.
And you know it.
And you know, I'm still trying to figure it all out,
And you know, like... violent.
And you slunk off like a beaten man.
And you'll be... you'll be out there in the field,
And you're a fucking murderer.
And you're just now telling me about it?
And you're not coming,
And you're not in costume!
And your fucking creepy hockey mask.
And, bro... they're crazy.
And, I don't know if anyone said anything, but I love your outfit.
And, I don't know, we can go to an aqua park
And, uh these people I take out like they're...
And, uh, afterwards I I hung out with all them.
And, uh, Detective Janice Moss,
And, uh, he went to this theater to take an acting class...
And, uh, I don't know, they just made me feel...
And, uh, I had lost consciousness...
And, uh, I had lost consciousness...
And, uh, you know, these things take as long as they take.
And, uh...
And, umm...
And... and dealing with it.
And... and she fucking knew, she knew!
And... I saw a man there,
And... they're the real deal and they say I got something.
And... Wait.
And... we're sorry. Yeah.
Andy hit me first, Dad.
Any best friends
Anybody have a thought about what we just saw?
Anything else?
Anything is better than stabbing guy in nuts.
Anyway, forget it.
Anyway, it's all in the transcript.
Anywhere. You've been somewhere.
Apes
Apocalypse Now is "Ride of the Valkyries," you idiot.
Apocalypse Now, motherfucker.
Apparently we were unintelligible.
Are feeling right this second...
Are just off the charts nice guys.
Are weak.
Are you all right?
Are you fucking kidding me? I...
Are you going to introduce me to your friends?
Are you hungry? I mean you want a Submarine sandwich?
Are you in love with Barry?
Are you keeping them in play
Are you on drugs, Barry?
Are you one of Mr. Cousineau's students?
Are you serious?
Are you sure you can't hang right now?
Are you telling me that was an improvisation?
Are you there?
Are you...
Are... are you okay?
As "a permanent cessation of all vital functions."
As "a permanent cessation of all vital functions."
As I recall, I mean, I I asked you what you wanted.
As long as I work for them, I never free.
As usual Barry.
Asking me, "Do you
At a dismal treat... treatise..."
At a Holiday Inn in Studio City.
At some sort of airstrip,
At this point, we are highly confident
Atta girl.
Attempting to destroy my reputation. Ah. You know what?
Auto parts?
Aw... that's water under bridge
Awesome. Okay, bye.
B A... "Barry Block."
Back to work. Go.
Baqubah mostly, and Afghanistan.
Barry and Fuches...
Barry Bergman.
Barry Bergman.
Barry Berkman.
Barry Berkman.
Barry Berkman. It's too plain.
Barry Block!
Barry Block.
Barry buy fancy new clothes.
Barry buying laptop computer.
Barry have sex with nun.
Barry, buddy... I know you can do this.
Barry, can you please control your friends?
Barry, come on, bro! What are you doing?
Barry, come on, buddy.
Barry, come on!
Barry, come on!
Barry, do you ever ask for what you need?
Barry, Fuches. Have you killed Taylor yet?
Barry, get down here, man. Check this shit out.
Barry, get them out of here right now, right now.
Barry, gonna introduce me to your friends?
Barry, I don't want to be alone.
Barry, I gave you this monologue for a reason.
Barry, I got your back!
Barry, I'd actually like to share my story with you.
Barry, it's Taylor,
Barry, Taylor.
Barry, Taylor.
Barry, Taylor.
Barry, thank you.
Barry, this guy could get us busted or killed.
Barry, wake up buddy.
Barry, where the fuck have you been?
Barry, where the fuck have you been?
Barry, you're alive! You're fucking alive!
Barry, you're good to go.
Barry!
Barry!
Barry!
Barry!
Barry! What the fuck, Barry?
Barry?
Barry?
Barry?
Barry?
Barry?
Barry? Hello?
Barry.
Barry.
Barry.
Barry.
Barry.
Barry.
Barry.
Barry. Barry. Look at me. Look at me.
Barry. So nice to hear your voice.
Barry...
Barry... Barry...
Barry... when you decided to do this for a living
Barry's alive!
Barry's dead?
Barry's dead.
Barry's here! Hey!
Be that as it may, Sally,
Beautiful, super awesome, sexy stash house!
Because acting is truth...
Because getting clean is an important part of an actor's journey.
Because I've ju... I mean, I've let it go too far.
Because if he did,
Because if you do not,
Because it's one line, Barry.
Because my screen was broken.
Because of the whole war with the Bolivians.
Because of this,
Because rage is counterproductive, yes?
Because this...
Because to properly get into someone's head, it is truly...
Because we sent bullet to the Bolivians.
Because you can't let go of this crazy acting class connection.
Because you spoke to Ge... Mr. Cousineau
Because you wanted to be close to me.
Because you were bloodthirsty maniac.
Because you were bloodthirsty maniac.
Because you're trying to prevent us from becoming
Because, you know, he usually calls me
Because, you know, it's our money, buddy.
Been reading that acting book.
Before he had a purpose.
Before that shit even hits the ground.
Big rat.
Big, professional dude like you.
Birthday girl
Block.
Block.
Bolivian time. So just wait.
Bolivians have stash house in Sylmar
Bolivians.
Bolivians. Aren't they those, uh, short motherfuckers?
Bonnie and the Boston Bombers.
Box phone.
Box phone. Box phone...
Boy, I'll tell ya, thank you for your service.
Branch out and explore new...
Bravo!
Bravo!
Break a leg, okay?
Bring it in. All right, listen.
Bro, you fucking hitting that?
Brought to you by wolf attacking a horse.
Buddy, you don't mean it!
Bullet. "What?"
Bullshit!
Bullshit!
Bullshit. Yeah you do.
Bummed out, maybe we could cheer ourselves up by...
Burn this fucking place to the ground.
Bushmaster, baby.
Business has been going great.
But "Barry Block"?
But admit it, you had a good time.
But after seeing this lovely show y'all put on here,
But he actually carried that shit out.
But he got a catering gig...
But he was luckier than his buddies,
But he won't let you?
But he's gonna be a huge star,
But I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.
But I believe in you, Barry.
But I don't feel comfortable talking on the phone.
But I feel like... one lives inside me somewhere.
But I felt like my performance was self contained.
But I got most of the words right, though, yeah?
But I think that you will all agree with me
But I think you gotta think this thing through.
But I... I really... I don't like to talk about it.
But I'm 47 years old.
But I'm coming clean.
But I'm going to do the scene with him.
But I'm in good hands with these two.
But if I do that, kids'll think I'm a pussy.
But if this guy was someone you knew...
But if you want it...
But it seems to me, that maybe, um,
But it was amaz...
But it was between her and another girl. But my point is,
But it was just, like, in North Hollywood...
But it was not him.
But it's not always gonna feel like that.
But it's the last scene Ryan and I did together.
But it's, um, it's fucking lame,
But keep the suggestions coming, man. All good stuff.
But lately, you know I've...
But my gut says we're not finished. We're missing something,
But no Barry.
But now I've gotta wonder.
But once I book something, he'll be my agent.
But Ontario...
But something I draw on a lot in my acting work
But thanks for everything tonight. Thank you.
But that was a weird ass Tony Soprano move.
But that's not who I am, okay?
But then I saw everyone else perform, and I was like, "Oh."
But there are no small parts, only small actors.
But they are very mean.
But they leave me.
But they look Russian or Chechen.
But this... this plane thing is kind of like a different vibe.
But trust me, I've been through this a
But we're not.
But we've made a lot of progress.
But when I go back, she's gonna know.
But who killed the Chechens?
But who knows how long that will take.
But would you wanna do a scene with me tonight?
But you can't quit now.
But you don't care about any of that!
But you have herpes for life. Life.
But you served in the Marines. Where were you deployed?
But you... will change.
But, frankly, what he needs, Fuches,
But, I mean, we slept with each other and...
But, to be honest,
But, you know, like you said,
But... even though we're not acting,
By such a loving community.
By the name of, uh...
By the way, like that amazing bum rush pitch,
Bye bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Call in sick.
Can I get a Glenlivet, two fingers?
Can I get you anything?
Can I have a little more?
Can I take a shit in your house?
Can I tell them you'll be there?
Can kill whoever she wanted to kill,
Can we just... Can we start over?
Can we please not do this?
Can we reset, maybe?
Can we reset, maybe?
Can you be a bro for me please?
Can you do that?
Can you drive him home? He has like seven DUIs.
Can you hold on a sec? I'm on the factory floor!
Can you open it?
Can you open it?
Can you pause this? Is there a way we can...
Can you spell Yojimbo, please?
Can you... can you not tell Sharon
Cannot once start me."
Cannot...
Casting assignments for the annual Shakespeare showcase, Barry!
Cemenko's on his way.
Check it out.
Check it out. Dude, this is mega.
Check this out.
Chill the fuck out, okay?
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop...
Chop, chop, chop. Blood and guts.
Chris Lucado?
Chris, do it, now.
Chris, he radios his buddies, we're dead.
Chris, shoot him.
Chris, you gotta stop calling me, man.
Chris!
Chris! Chris!
Chris. Chris!
Chris. Chris? Hey, hey. We gotta go.
Chris...
Chris...
Chris's friend from the party.
Columbus Transcontinental Highway.
Come in.
Come on
Come on
Come on, baby, fuck me!
Come on, get out. Go, go, go.
Come on, it's places. Now!
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Moss.
Come on, motherfucker!
Come on, you don't mean that.
Come on, you gotta take this class, bro.
Come on!
Come on! Whoo!
Come on. Cool your jets, man.
Come on. Cool your jets, man.
Come on. Where have you been?
Come on. You know you want some.
Coming to see you.
Confidential information.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool. Oh, and my friend Zach Burrows is gonna be there.
Cool. So like a millennial mom?
Could be involved in Ryan's death except for you.
Could be one day, two day...
Could honestly be a criminal?
Could we meet for coffee?
Count it out, this is your half.
Cous, I'm gonna come back in.
Cousineau!
Creeps in this petty pace
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day...
Cristobal Sifuentes.
Cristobal Sifuentes.
Cristobal, how are you?
Cristobal, it, uh...
Cut me out! Cut me out!
Damned if I know.
Daniel Meldman, from Gersh.
Debating the morality of murder?
Debra Messing says that you should only play parts that scare you.
Detective Janice Moss, serial num..
Detective Moss, would you like to...
DHL shows bullet was delivered
DHL. It's actually really cool.
Did Barry do this job with someone else?
Did Fuches just say hot tub?
Did he ask how I was?
Did we fucking get it open or not?
Did you go anywhere after that?
Did you know that was gonna happen and you let me do that?
Did you perhaps take something out of the car?
Did you read the end of the play?
Did you think I was serious?
Diga me! Estas muerto.
Diga me! Estas muerto.
Direness, familiar to my slaughterous thoughts!
Do anything crazy, Barry.
Do I wanna sign them, or do I wanna fuck them?
Do not get in that car!
Do this for you. Um...
Do what?
Do you have any idea what that feels like?
Do you have IBS?
Do you know how many greats have died on that hill?
Do you know man who got away?"
Do you know why?
Do you mark that?
Do you remember that? It won her an Oscar.
Do you see that guy out there on his phone?
Do you think I was good enough to be in your class.
Do you think I'm going to be a star?
Do you think I'm gonna be a star?
Do you... do you have any idea what that feels like?
Do you... Do you want a drink?
Do your fucking job.
Does me being tall make me a suspect or...
Don't be like that!
Don't get cinnamon kind.
Don't get me wrong, you're still a fucking idiot.
Don't let someone lower you to that kind of behavior. Okay?
Don't make assumptions.
Don't pull that gun on me, man.
Don't think.
Don't try and Parent Trap me, dickhead.
Don't worry. You don't have to get too heavy.
Don't you call me "lady".
Don't you fucking call me "lady", you fucking asshole!
Don't you fucking call me "lady"!
Don't you think I would have forgotten that.
Drive
Drive!
Dude, this is mega.
Dude...
Dumb acting, I'd call it.
Eat dirt, bitch!
Eat dirt, bitch!
End scene.
End scene.
End scene.
Equal parts loud and raw.
Even your excuses are false.
Ever since a boy..
Ever since a child...
Every day with "kill my brother."
Everybody's life will be better.
Everyone is a little on edge
Everyone listen.
Everyone will be dead, Chris!
Exactly! Hello! His have bangs.
Exactly.
Except for being in a fucking acting class,
Except for yours!
Except you don't think you're going to make it, do you?
Except, we're not sayers.
Excuse me, I'd like to speak with you all
Excuse me, sir!
Excuse me, sir. Excuse me
Fallout from your job, Barry.
Father talking about his murdered son?
Fell off the roof when I was a kid.
Fellas?
Fine, whatever, but, you know, a barracks in Connecticut
Fine.
Fine.
First time in LA?
Fly in some chicks...
Focus.
Focus.
Focus.
Folks, Ryan Madison... is dead.
Folks.
Footage of Ryan's murder,
For a bum rush, so I kissed them in.
For a hot tub! A fucking...
For a pilot on Fox.
For him to scream at us like that? I mean, I was scared.
For that talk... That was good.
For the Rainbow Festival!
For the unexpected in a scene, gets you out of your head.
Forgot to tell you I put a deposit down on a hot tub.
Forty five.
Four digits, so a lot.
Freeze, cop boy.
Freeze, cowboy.
From day to day,
From our corporate office in Texas.
From this and forget about it,
From what I gleaned from the proverbial water cooler,
From where I'm standing,
Fuches is here.
Fuches, it's me.
Fuches, Taylor. Taylor, Fuches.
Fuches, Taylor. Taylor, Fuches.
Fuches, this isn't a hit. This is a raid.
Fuches, this isn't a hit. This is a raid.
Fuches, this isn't a hit. This is a raid.
Fuches, what are you still doing here? You gotta go.
Fuches, you gotta fucking leave.
Fuches! I'm not doing it! Any of it, okay?
Fuches?
Fuches...
Fuches...
Fuck
Fuck 'em.
Fuck it!
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah!
Fuck you and Pazar! Fuck you guys!
Fuck you to..!
Fuck you too!
Fuck you too! Don't you fucking call me "lady"!
Fuck you!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! Thanks a lot.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Forgot my line.
Fuck. Fuck.
Fucking acting teacher.
Fucking boom.
Fucking hit me in the face!
Fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking life changing shit.
Fucking shame.
Fucking sick of people telling me what I am.
Fucking spoke to me, man.
Fuckings kids, man.
Full of sound and fury...
Full with horrors.
Gene Cousineau, always good to see you.
Gene doesn't let just anyone in.
Gene M. Cousineau speaking.
Gene M. Cousineau,
Gene M. Cousineau...
Gene, I could really use some direction here.
Gene, I don't know.
Gene, this has been really wonderful,
Gene?
Gene. I want this.
Gene's teaching changed my life.
Gene's teachings changed my life. So you... you go home,
Generous.
Get cops even more up my asshole.
Get himself killed,
Get inside their heads. They open mail.
Get on the fucking ground!
Get out of the fucking car.
Get out of the way. Come on. Move, move, move.
Get out, Fuches.
Get outta the car, Chris.
Get shot by Barry, then stick up for Barry
Get some!
Get the fuck off of each other. Hey, guys, guys, guys, listen!
Get these motherfuckers!
Get up here!
Get us a lot closer to where we need be to hang it all up some day.
Getting an apology from you about Zach.
Give me a call, and we'll set up a meeting.
Give me just a little more time,
Give me the thing. I got it.
Give me your phone.
Giving up smoking is easy.
Glad you got accepted to the class.
Glengarry Glen Ross.
Go for it.
Go home, and I encourage you to journal
Go.
God damn.
God, I am so...
God, I'm so sick of people telling me what I am.
God, you were so...
Gonna do this job solo.
Gonna throw your fedora up on a hat rack?
Good news. All right.
Good start.
Good, good, I'm great.
Good.
Goodbye. I'm I'm... I'm not gonna take the class anymore,
Goran asked me to follow her,
Goran is pissed. Hank thinks he's gonna come after us.
Goran is very upset you told him
Goran Pazar, we're coming to get you.
Goran, out of respect, I can lead you right to him,
Goran, respectfully,
Goran, tell him to stop!
Goran, walk with me. Come on.
Goran, your tea is getting cold.
Goran?
Goran?
Goran?
Goran.
Goran. Goran. Don't worry.
Goran. Whoa! Whoa!
Goran...
Goran's gonna be so happy.
Got your back. Come on, check this shit out. Let's go.
Grab a seat there, boy.
Grab your shit.
Grab yourself an egg roll.
Great
Great idea. We can have it at my apartment...
Great idea. We can have it at my apartment...
Great.
Great. Yeah, it all went so great
Gum. Gum is at the register, Barry.
Gun!
Gun! Gun!
Guys, chill out.
Guys, chill out.
Hallelujah.
Hang on. Wait a minute. I got a gun
Hank, I got a clear shot of Paco right now.
Hank, you can't do this to me right now, all right?
Hank!
Hank! Hank, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Hank?
Hank. Hank.
Hank. Leave.
Has some 390s,
Have no connection to our family.
Have one of these guys do it.
Have you ever been shot? Ha! I have, it's like crazy painful.
Have you ever heard of a play called The Front Page?
Have you seen death in your bed? In your house?
Have you, like, ever fired a gun before?
Hawaiian punch, or maybe beer or something...?
He and Diana broke up.
He borrowed money from me like 15 times.
He calls off the raid, we don't make the money.
He came all the way from Wisconsin.
He came?
He can push the Bolivians out, take over their ops.
He can stand up for himself and say, "No, I'm not gonna do that."
He cares about Fuches.
He cares about Fuches.
He could be an agent. I don't know."
He could get all your little actor friends killed.
He couldn't have been more than 5
He did a lot of talking, and I didn't really get to say much
He doesn't have to take Lady Macbeth's orders.
He doesn't need to be wearing that.
He flicks cigarette at bird, knocked it out of sky.
He had to go
He helped me out and he gave me a purpose.
He hit you?
He is best assassin in history of Chechnya!
He is definitely crying.
He is fucking freak.
He is really crazy one.
He is super nice guy.
He is... crazy man.
He just seemed like a good dude.
He kill few of my guys too, so...
He kill few of my guys too, so...
He kill my brother.
He killed your friend.
He knows about the hit. He wants in.
He knows too much. He has to go.
He must have bad reception.
He must've murdered over... What, hundreds?
He said the car is dope. So, enjoy that buddy.
He said, he said, he said, "There's a lot to work with there."
He says, "Be bold."
He stops when you agree to job.
He tell us, because he is stupid,
He told me that...
He told me to call him.
He told us you're alive.
He wanted work outside of killing. Am I right?
He wants in, he's probably crazy
He wants to meet you..
He wants to shoot the plane out of midair
He was a bit of a tomcat, but he never brought that into class.
He was a real piece of work..
He was at top of his profession.
He was completely devoid of drama.
He was Emma Stone's agent before she got too big for him and fired him.
He was my best wingman.
He was so good. Okay, so the best
He was the bait. I was the..
He was to take out guy who give us some...
He went to this theatre to take an acting class.
He will, too.
He works with Goran's wife Oksana.
He... he wants you to do it, Barry.
He... he's a, uh, he's a solid dude, though, right?
He'd rather off himself than talk to me.
He'll never sign me, I'll never get him to work for me,
He'll sweep this whole thing under the rug.
He's a fucking psycho.
He's a homicide detective, and she's a human being. That shit don't last.
He's a marine named Taylor.
He's a real hot head.
He's coming here?
He's essentially family, and I think if you give him a chance,
He's gonna file my fucking teeth!
He's got a sweet fucking ride anyway.
He's just a lot, you know?
He's just like an old friend.
He's like an uncle to me. He, uh...
He's not here,
He's not scamming me, all right?
He's probably crazy.
He's probably crazy.
He's, um, playing Pinocchio
Heaven knows what she has known."
Hello, Mr. Cousineau, this is Detective Janice Moss.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello. Hello. I'm sure you remember me.
Here is "Cop Number Two."
Here is a person who's spending her money,
Here is all of Vacha's things.
Here we go. Now, take a look around.
Here you are. Here you are.
Here, it's all in the book. Gene's teachings changed my life.
Here.
Here.
Here. Get in. Get in here.
Here. Here, put this on, it's something.
Here's my only direction:
Here's what's happening.
Hey
Hey Barry, Fuches.
Hey man, you must be Barry. I'm NoHo Hank.
Hey, B, I saw you, like, rush out of the theater.
Hey, Barry, it's Taylor.
Hey, Barry, would you mind taking a picture of us?
Hey, Barry, would you mind taking a picture of us?
Hey, Barry. Hey, it's Sally.
Hey, bud.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, Dad
Hey, Detective?
Hey, did you get my messages?
Hey, do you think...
Hey, fellas.
Hey, Goran.
Hey, Goran. Look.
Hey, guys?
Hey, hey. But Barry is gonna play Seyton.
Hey, hey. I just... I just wanna, real quick, say I'm really sorry
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, I just... I wanted to say sorry for snapping at you back there.
Hey, Larry! Move that forklift over there, would ya?
Hey, listen, One Direction,
Hey, man, are you new to this class?
Hey, man, don't click on any open tabs.
Hey, man, how's it going?
Hey, man! You must be Barry!
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man. Are you seeing this beautiful morning?
Hey, Mr. Cousineau, uh, I was wondering, um...
Hey, my guy said he left the car in space 408.
Hey, Sally. Cousineau gave me this Mamet stuff,
Hey, Sherry.
Hey, so, like, are we allowed to park
Hey, speaking of which, here's for Paco.
Hey, Taylor, turn around!
Hey, Taylor. It's Barry, man.
Hey, the Ryan thing's not canceled, is it?
Hey, uh, do you wanna
Hey, uh, Mr. Cousineau,
Hey, uh, this money's dirty.
Hey, um, can you do me a favor?
Hey, we hold onto Fuches until it's done...
Hey, you know, if we knock down that wall,
Hey, you'll wait for me, right?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Francine!
Hey! Goran!
Hey! Hey, Barry, what the...
Hey! No!
Hey! Oh my God!
Hey! Ruslan, right? It's Ruslan?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Do you have my video?
Hey. Goran.
Hey. Hey, guys
Hey. Hey, hey, Sally. Sally. Hey.
Hey. Hey. Guys
Hey. Let's go do something.
Hey. Look right there, buddy.
Hey. Oh.
Hey. We're waiting here.
Hey. What?
Hey... hey, Barry.
Hi, Dad.
Hi, honey. Papa is watching.
Hi!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm Zach Burrows.
Hi. Mr. Ewing?
Hi. Yeah, that's my girl.
His daughter has some friends over, huh?
His primary occupation was one of crime,
Hit the frigging jackpot.
Hm? You owe it to yourself. It is life changing.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm. You know, you're very polite
Honestly? I don't fucking know.
Hot and cold running water.
Hot tub!
How about next Tuesday?
How about that?
How about you?
How are you?
How can she be a millennial, and I'm a mom...
How do... how do you guys know each other again?
How does this make us better actors?
How great is this place?
How long were you watching me sleep?
How old is he?
How to do the scene even before it started.
How... how old a guy are you, Stovka?
How... Listen, do you know the book The Four Agreements?
How's my favorite almost client?
Hsst!
Huh!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? I was screaming at you! What the fuck?
Huh? Yeah?
Huh.
I actually think we're in a really good place.
I am not Sam Malone.
I am okay.
I am old enough to know a great thing
I am so grateful that he was surrounded
I am?
I believe it's spelled just how it sounds,
I call up Princess Diana's death
I came in early for this bullshit?
I can do that.
I can get you a job there.
I can see you're feeling a bit insecure,
I can see you're feeling a bit insecure,
I can show you. It's a teachable skill.
I can tell 'em you want 'em to leave.
I can tell you want to dance.
I can. You know what?
I can... keep quiet.
I can't believe this.
I can't just walk up to his front door
I can't think about that now, Barry.
I can't! I cannot live like this, okay?
I can't.
I can't.
I can't. I'm sorry. I can't.
I can't... I can't watch this.
I canceled most of my appointments.
I cannot fucking believe
I cannot tell my family.
I changed my name.
I come in here, I give these things to you, you... you check.
I could drop kick you in the middle of the restaurant,
I could rock you like a baby.
I could show you one gal... she's Cherokee!
I counted it out. This is your half
I did everything I had to do...
I did the scene from The Blind Side.
I did, but, um, this delivery showed up
I didn't come here for food, Mr. Cousineau.
I didn't even have to act!
I didn't even want to do it.
I didn't run. I came right back here
I dis... I disagree, I guess.
I do not know if you'll be seeing Fuches again.
I don't believe you.
I don't care.
I don't know if I can do that.
I don't know if I'd do commercials.
I don't know if you can do it again,
I don't know if you know this,
I don't know if you thought you could like buy me with that laptop,
I don't know. I feel like an idiot for saying all that.
I don't know. I haven't read it.
I don't know... I just... I don't...
I don't like it when people do that.
I don't remember who this man is.
I don't stick around to go to acting class after shootout with Bolivians.
I don't think I can go to that place again.
I don't think that can be my process.
I don't think the young lady wants you talking to her,
I don't wanna be alone.
I don't wanna do it.
I feel like Shakespeare whiffed it on this one.
I figured we could split it 50 50...
I find I get a better table that way.
I find it refreshing you're open with your feelings.
I got a fucking gun!
I got a gun.
I got a wife and I got a kid, okay,
I got the perfect stage name for you.
I got worried, and I followed you here.
I gotta go to work.
I gotta go!
I had a wife,
I hasn't really hit me yet.
I have 8:10.
I have a concussion. I can't see straight.
I have almost forgot the taste of fears.
I have never seen before.
I have prezentatsiya for you.
I have sickness all around me, and you fucking ask me my life?!
I have supped...
I have to back my people here,
I have to back my people here.
I have to go.
I haven't seen you before. I'm Ryan, Ryan Madison.
I haven't slept.
I help people out.
I honestly think we should knock that shit out in midair.
I hope this aggression isn't just about business.
I hope you guys like iced tea.
I I didn't run, did I?
I I I got thrown out right before I was about to go on.
I I I was never...
I I just... I just thought since everyone was so...
I I think what we should do is shake things up a little bit.
I I...
I I... I googled Chechnya,
I invited him, and he came.
I just did this web series... well, it wasn't... it wasn't a web series.
I just didn't like the way you were talking to that guy. Wh wh...
I just don't know what it's like to be a... like, a child molester,
I just don't think we should evoke child molestation
I just feel like you've got some toxic masculinity issues
I just feel really motivated right now or something.
I just get call from home.
I just got grilled by a fucking cop.
I just need his name, an address,
I just saw you go to a place tonight
I just talked to the manager of the gym...
I just took it away from Natalie and gave it to you.
I just... I haven't said hi to Natalie, so...
I just... I wanted to come and say, umm...
I killed a guy, okay?
I know he would've wanted you to have this.
I know I said she was the same age as me...
I know it's what you want, but fuck you! Okay?
I know that you were in the theater,
I know the ins and outs of your profession.
I know this guy in Tijuana who can get us some FIM 92 Stingers.
I know what you were saying, but I solved that problem.
I know where you went, and I know how hard it is,
I know you did, and you followed protocol perfectly,
I know you guys are best friends.
I know you're a good guy.
I know you're a person. I'm sorry.
I know you're not gonna...
I know. I know it isn't our regular gig,
I leave Barry alone.
I like it. Okay.
I look forward to this journey
I love playing transformative roles like that.
I love you?
I love you?
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I manage three franchises of "Coors" gym.
I mean that's what you told me.
I mean, are you hoping to get into
I mean, do you think Meryl Streep and Kaley Cuoco became stars
I mean, fucking Chechens, right?
I mean, fucking Chechens, right?
I mean, he gets bigger, he brings us up,
I mean, I can't believe we forgot that he's in the military.
I mean, I feel like the last time
I mean, I just told you about my marriage, so.
I mean, I'm glad we didn't do it,
I mean, I've killed people.
I mean, it took 20 minutes to even figure out it was a camera.
I mean, it's a no win situation...
I mean, just look at my... look at my fucking face, would you?
I mean, like, I thought it was a crazy marijuana pipe.
I mean, look at this.
I mean, not great, but, you know, thank God.
I mean, really, really awful.
I mean, she just ordered the murder,
I mean, she's doing amazing.
I mean, she's the common denominator.
I mean, someone this talented can't go unnoticed for too long.
I mean, someone this talented can't go unnoticed for too long.
I mean, that doesn't even make any fucking sense.
I mean, then you're irredeemable. Am I right?
I mean, these guys were ready to take us out,
I mean, they hired you to do a job, and then they try to kill you?
I mean, using my pain in my work, it's it's...
I mean, we're not here studying some fucking TV commercial acting
I mean, where are you going at this time of night anyway?
I mean, you just assume that I am this...
I mean, you said you could do both things, right?
I mean, you wanna... you wanna go out there and try to burn a guy
I mean, you... you were about to take all my teeth out there.
I mean...
I met your wife. You go to the cops,
I miss you, Ryan! ♪ A... ♪
I myself thought that you were questioning them
I need someone to do his stupid part.
I need something that I can, you know...
I need this.
I need to talk to you, man.
I need you to wait, Barry, just a little bit longer for my signal.
I never said, "up in my grill,"
I never shot anyone!
I once auditioned for the guy that robbed the house on Full House,
I only wish they gave you more lines,
I probably would've done same thing you did.
I pulled a major mindfuck on him.
I really wanna kill them with you,
I really... I do,
I recommend it black with just a dollop of gelato.
I remember exactly. Barry and I had just started dating,
I remember once, Patrick Swayze... a true friend
I run this place.
I said it like a jazz musician would say,
I said no gifts, but you brought a...
I said to myself, "Shit. This guy has got something."
I saw him once walking out of discotheque.
I saw it in your eyes,
I say... we do what Ryan would've
I should know. I've done it thousands of times.
I smoked this fucking fool for ya,
I snuck a lipstick camera...
I sort of, you know, tapped into the emotion of the piece,
I think Goran's the kind of man,
I think he owes us all a huge apology.
I think he's going to shoot him.
I think I might've won something.
I think I'd be a detective.
I think I've got a little bit of a bombshell for you,
I think Jermaine, obviously Gene,
I think of a block.
I think that Barry is relating
I think that's enough. Thank you.
I think we got it. Oh. Wonderful. Thanks.
I think we need to do something for Ryan.
I think we need to go to the cops.
I think we should do it together.
I think what I'm trying to say is,
I think you're gonna book it.
I think you're too scared to be eating.
I think, uh, Taylor's gonna be clutch with this.
I thought he was crazy.
I thought it was a laser.
I thought this was Natalie's part.
I thought this was, like, supposed to be funny.
I thought you gave notice.
I thought you were dead for sure, but look at you.
I thought you were dead for sure, but look at you.
I thought...
I thrive in parameters.
I told her that I was...
I told him you are my best guy, so he should hook you up.
I told you to get out of the car, man.
I trust the flight was good, no?
I understand.
I used to work for...
I wanna know what that kid's gonna do.
I want in.
I want you to do it, Barry.
I want you to do it, buddy.
I want you to fight for yourself, Barry.
I want you to have that, but I just don't
I want you to meet someone.
I want you to say out loud,
I want you to tell me one thing you desire.
I wanted to be an adult with him, Sally. Not you, me.
I was doing Long Day's Journey Into Night at the Pasadena Playhouse
I was going to the gym just now,
I was in logistics, okay, logistics!
I was just calling to check and see
I was like, wow!
I was married.
I was so concerned with making sure everyone else had a spot
I was the lead on the TV show. She was just supporting.
I was thinking a little later, like 8:30?
I was told I had to attack you
I wasn't... I wasn't pulling any Hannibal Lecter shit.
I went and had dinner with Frank Ewing,
I went to the store this morning...
I will go tell Barry then. Jeez Louise.
I will have a car waiting for you at the Ontario airport
I wish we could, but...
I wish you courage.
I won't let you down.
I would like you to rock me like a baby
I would love a coffee.
I would not miss it for the world,
I write the software myself.
I yelled at you guys last class.
I, uh, I realized what I was doing was wrong, and I, uh,
I...
I... I didn't get it, though.
I... I don't remember that. What are you talking about?
I... I feel like I am listening,
I... I know you're sad, because you had to ice Taylor,
I... I really... I couldn't see anything.
I... I swear.
I... I think I'll be in the credits.
I... I was just making friendly chitchat.
I... I was very flattered.
I... I... Very small English.
I... Oh. Okay, I...
I... Sorry.
I'd like to introduce you to a guest speaker.
I'd love to play a priest that's molesting little boys.
I'd rather just sit here.
I'd rather you did, though.
I'd really like to keep this professional.
I'll be in the car.
I'll be over in half an hour.
I'll bring your pages and your wardrobe,
I'll buy it for you. You really never read it, huh?
I'll come back here..
I'll get a reservation at Stella Luna.
I'll have an herbal tea.
I'll open it up to some questions.
I'll put a sign up on the class Facebook page,
I'll tell Sally you said, "Hi."
I'm a gearhead.
I'm a good person.
I'm a Marine, just like you
I'm an actor.
I'm an actor... and... and a barista.
I'm clean.
I'm clean. Here are my hands.
I'm cool if you guys stay, but she wants you guys to leave.
I'm cool.
I'm crushed.
I'm dead man.
I'm Detective Moss. This is Detective Loach.
I'm done with you, Fuches
I'm done with you, I'm done with all this, starting right..
I'm done, Fuches.
I'm fully exposed here. I gotta do this now.
I'm going to leave you to your process.
I'm going to slit your fucking throats.
I'm going to slit your fucking throats."
I'm gonna be great. We need to go.
I'm gonna call you.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna fucking try. It's harder than it fucking looks.
I'm gonna get a frigging boat.
I'm gonna give you two options today.
I'm gonna go change.
I'm gonna go talk to Sasha.
I'm gonna need to see your hands.
I'm gonna need you to walk back up to the cabin.
I'm gonna ride with Barry.
I'm gonna send you the pages.
I'm gonna stop off at work first so I can grab my check,
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna train that right out of you
I'm good at killing people.
I'm good at killing people.
I'm in my friend's zoo with my 14 year old son,
I'm investigating one of the murders of your students.
I'm investigating the murder of one of your students.
I'm just riffing.
I'm just trying to be constructive.
I'm listening.
I'm Loco Hank.
I'm looking forward to putting some paint in the toolbox.
I'm next! Like I know... I know I'm next!
I'm not going anywhere, bud.
I'm not gonna tell all these people who you really are.
I'm not on Facebook.
I'm not sure if we're supposed to be doing that or not.
I'm not sure that's true.
I'm outside, open up.
I'm playing Macbeth.
I'm putting this out for when fucking cops come to ask me questions.
I'm quite a bit angry...
I'm really sorry about my exercise in class.
I'm really sorry. Umm...
I'm serious, too. He should kill you.
I'm set up to kill Paco like you asked me to.
I'm sick!
I'm so sorry to hear that.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so, so sorry
I'm sorry to bother you.
I'm sorry, but I don't feel like dying over some wannabe actor.
I'm sorry, I know this. I...
I'm sorry, sorry. I just got the line. Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Excuse me. Is this the best photo that you've got?
I'm sorry. Mr. Cousineau, what... what's that mean? "Use it"?
I'm sorry. Wait
I'm sorry. What?
I'm sort of marinating in my craft.
I'm still investigating your class.
I'm supposed to wear a costume?
I'm sure that you think
I'm sure you can eat around that.
I'm taking him. I'm not waiting for some fucking bullet.
I'm talking a tight five!
I'm talking a tight five!
I'm telling you I was embarrassed, it was pathetic.
I'm the one who bought the zoo.
I'm... I'm actually quitting my job so I can, um, focus on this more.
I've been going through some combat scenarios on this video game here
I've been parking over there and I...
I've been protecting you from that.
I've been protecting you from that.
I've given this some thought, and...
I've never been around for something like that, you know? I've never...
I've never seen someone be happy and angry at the same time.
I've only been here for two minutes. You already shoot someone?
I've played Lady M. I need something more.
If anything else goes wrong,
If Goran calls off this hit,
If I put myself in position of Barry,
If I want pure sorrow,
If I'm Barry, I fly like an eagle...
If I'm not Titus Andronicus, I'm gonna
If only, man.
If there's any questions that you wanna ask me...
If there's ever a time to call a job off,
If this guy was someone you knew...
If we ran away from this because we were scared,
If we think of him, he will always be with us.
If we think of him, he will always be with us.
If you could take my cell phone out of my... my pocket here,
If you don't have the stones to do it, you better tell him
If you hurt him, I'll come back here
If you make one more move...
If you wanted in on my stash house, all you had to do was call me
If you... if you hurt him... any more,
If you... if you kill him, anything...
If you're thirsty, we've got juice boxes,
If... I know..
In a fucking... john.
In Cleveland who would love to...
In fact, his real name.
In Glengarry Glen Ross, the movie.
In that outer lot? That one's over...
In the late '60s, that was a rough place.
In the middle of the night
In the new live action Pinocchio.
In the shit, you know?
In those other areas you just mentioned.
In your fucking bug shirt.
Including the guy you're supposed to burn?
Inside a year?
Instead of burning another small town hood in some snowed in
Interesting.
Interview with Gene Cousineau at Stella Luna restaurant,
Is a set of steak knives.
Is a woman with her titties hanging out.
Is a world class assassin,
Is a world class assassin,
Is anyone gonna know that it's you?
Is dead.
Is dead.
Is death
Is death.
Is I could stab him in the nut.
Is in itself a lesson.
Is it done?
Is it Russian?
Is job that is tailor made for you.
Is not it.
Is not the best piece of poultry you've ever had in your mouth..
Is simply identify, moment to moment,
Is someone like you to, uh...
Is something Goran's been work shopping for years now.
Is that all right with you, diary? Love, Barry."
Is that from The Four Agreements? Such a great book.
Is that good with you?
Is that people in town are talking about her, you know.
Is that Sally and I are gonna switch roles every night,
Is that the life you wanna lead?
Is that the way you see your life, as a human doormat?
Is that you and I are good again, okay, buddy?
Is that... Is that Ba..
Is there any way one of you could help me, please?
Is there anyone else you wanna add?
Is there anything else you can think of
Is to be quiet...
Is to create the reality and let audience live there.
Isn't that what you guys are saying? I'm a fucking psycho?
It can be the same for you
It defines "remember" as "to bring to mind
It gets easier. Trust me.
It is a tale told by an idiot,
It is a veritable who's who of Hollywood out there.
It is about a nutcase and a square
It is most likely not the last.
It is nice, and you know what?
It is no way an indictment of your ideas,
It is serious.
It is?
It loosens you up, prepares you
It seems I got some bad information.
It seems pretty simple to me.
It takes what it takes.
It was a YouTube video, but, umm... but it's...
It was hard, but I did it.
It was in the parking lot. I'm sitting in the car,
It was like
It was nice meeting your friends this weekend.
It was not Barry.
It was the beginning of the bad years, Barry. I don't know, I...
It was very fucking annoying.
It will always be the same.
It would really help to run lines in the car.
It would really open the place up.
It, uh, to use the technical term,
It... it's not what we do, okay? We take out bad dudes.
It'll be great. Great!
It'll be my movements, but I was on set every day.
It'll be under Neil Patrick Harris.
It'll be weird not doing it with him,
It's a big problem.
It's a direct conflict to being someone who anonymously kills people.
It's a job.
It's a screen shot of the recovered
It's a very well managed company.
It's a war now.
It's about passion.
It's actually the opposite of constructive. It's un structive to me.
It's all I ever wanted in the whole world.
It's always a mistake. We shouldn't do this.
It's called "being human."
It's cool.
It's cool.
It's Cristobal.
It's done.
It's empty.
It's exactly what you fucking said!
It's fine to get mad, but hitting somebody?
It's fucking crazy, right? Whoo!
It's gold. Solid gold.
It's gonna be good.
It's gonna be super great.
It's helped me to process it.
It's hopeless, Barry. Give it the fuck up.
It's just that he doesn't like me doing other things.
It's like a flannel...
It's like when I was a cook, in the Army.
It's like... "We get it."
It's my mess. Let me deal with it.
It's no different out there in the real world.
It's not a big deal! Okay?
It's not a drama. It's a comedy,
It's not really a high five situation
It's not really a party time.
It's not that he won't let me.
It's not working.
It's okay. It's a process.
It's over.
It's really easy for you guys to sit here
It's repayment for him saving my ass in 'Nam.
It's still tender, but he is beyond legend.
It's the Chechen mob! Come here.
It's the last scene I did with Ryan.
It's the way you read every scene.
It's this movie where Meryl Streep is a nun,
It's totally up to you. I gotta pee.
It's true. I'm playing a dead body on that show.
It's two minutes until curtain.
It's unifying.
It's usually about a three hour play.
It's... it's just you and I,
It's... it's really all Father Flynn anyway.
It's... It's... You're the lead? It's your...
Janice, listen.
Janice, you can, because...
Janice.
Jesus Christ, let it go. He invited me to another party,
Jesus Christ.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jesus, God.
Jesus.
Jesus. That was fast.
John Wayne Gacy painted. It's a good solid hobby.
Johnson's writing the lead."
Judge just signed a warrant to bring in Pazar!
Just a big kick in the balls.
Just an incredible energy, and I felt like we had, like,
Just came real naturally to you.
Just finish the scene.
Just give me something
Just half.
Just like before.
Just name a friend, any friend.
Just one big baby parade.
Just tell her you love her.
Just telling the truth
Just to give the audience a different experience every night.
Just... surrender.
Just... Whatever.
K U R O S A W A
Keep your fucking voice down.
Kerplunk.
Kids, please.
Kill Fuches?
Kill people. Fuck yeah.
Kill us, yeah? Pop!
Killer job, um,
Killing, you can never just go back.
Know what I'm saying?
Knowing that we all think he's dead
Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan's father, George Krempf.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan's father, George Krempf.
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome.
Lancaster Sheriff's got a shot up car near an airstrip.
Lancaster Sheriff's got a shot up car near an airstrip.
LAPD! Stop!
Last second. I've gotta go take care of it.
Last two drawers are yours.
Last week.
Later.
Leave him alone.
Leave.
Led by these two men, Goran Pazar
Led by these two men, Goran Pazar
Leroy Jenkins!
Let go of my hand now. Can you let go?
Let grown ups talk.
Let me do my thing. You're a very generous performer.
Let me guess. One of them's this guy.
Let me know when you want to kill those Bolivians.
Let Ruslan get rid of Fuches,
Let the cat out
Let's count her turns.
Let's do this in my office
Let's fucking do this thing, man.
Let's fucking party!
Let's give her another round, she deserves the praise.
Let's go brainstorm.
Let's go to work. Come on.
Let's move it along.
Let's see your space.
Let's take a hard five.
Life is about taking a risk, making the unsafe choice.
Life! I want you to create a life right here on this stage.
Life's but a walking shadow...
Like a movie star? Yeah.
Like for me, I feel like it's somehow related
Like I know there's more to me..
Like that?
Like when you sent me that bullet via DHL,
Like, a movie star? Yeah.
Like, at all, you know?
Like, I'm not sleeping and, ah...
Like, Lady Macbeth thought that she
Like, right out of high school.
Like, so sh she...
Like, the the... the guy lost his son, you know?
Like, they're... they're bad people.
Like, um, let me take you to dinner
Like, whatever you can bring your truth to.
Like...
Listen, dude, you, um...
Listen, Fuches, I talked to Pazar...
Listen, Fuches, it's not about the guys in that house, all right?
Listen, I know how hard it is...
Listen, I was supposed to put up this thing with Matt Kennedy
Listen, I...
Listen, so I asked casting to bring you in for this.
Little "what" leads to big "what" for full effect.
Little Sally Reed from Joplin, Missouri. What do you want?!
Liv?
Live your dreams.
Look at him, but don't look at him.
Look at me.
Look at what this chick does to this dude's asshole.
Look at your little hands.
Look, Barry got the stash house!
Look, Barry, what you did the other night was real.
Look, come on back in.
Look, he's here to see me, but if I don't do well, it's over for me.
Look, I just... I... I need to do something drastic.
Look, I'd really like to, but I can't.
Look, I'm fine not doing the scene, you know?
Look, it's all in the book.
Look, look, look, look.
Look, look, look, something really, really cool happened, okay.
Look, there's always a million reasons not to do something, Barry,
Look, there's always a million reasons not to do something, Barry,
Look, we're all still very raw,
Look, we're back on track. We're good to go! Right?
Look, what are we thinking about this lock, huh?
Look, you want to get a man's attention,
Look! Barry got us stash house!
Look.
Look. The whole...
Looking forward to your monologue.
Looks like Bieber's macking on your chic, dude.
Looks like the Bolivians made it here before we did.
Looks like the shooter
Looks like the shooter
Lord Richard Harris. The great Bert Lahr.
Los Angeles.
Lot of great suggestions.
Loud, fast and keep going!
Lovely. We're in the middle of a class.
Low profile is the best way to go with this one,
Lucky, he had job to do tonight.
Lucky, man you kill,
Lucky...
M'lady
Macbeth himself. Act five, scene five.
Macbeth is a murderer!
Mailing a bullet? What fucking grade am I in, man?
Makes me sneeze.
Man, you... You double crossed me.
Many men making much money.
Many men making much money. Many men making much money.
Many men making much...
Many of which are terrific.
Maybe a ping pong table right there. You know?
Maybe don't want to see this. Turn it off.
Maybe get breakfast or something?
Maybe going surgical is the better way to go.
Maybe he just wasn't fucking Pazar's wife.
Maybe he was uncomfortable, but does that really make it okay
Maybe he was using her to be in business with the Chechens
Maybe I'm just a shitty fucking actress.
Maybe it had something to do with this.
Maybe there's not.
Maybe this is all I'm good at. I don't know.
Maybe two babkas?
Maybe we are now all even Kevin.
Maybe we are now all even Kevin.
Maybe we could, uh, take two step backward,
Maybe we donate tools to local veterinarian.
Maybe we shouldn't do this.
Maybe you can help me with my Mamet monologue before class?
Maybe, I don't know...
Maybe. Why?
Me too.
Mean guy, without ever meeting me?
Mean you ate before you came on down here, ol' fool, is that it?
Men I just sent are dead, yes?
Men I just sent are dead, yes?
Meryl Streep is just the straight man.
Michael Leslie, KNX Newsradio.
Mike Hallman dropped me as a client
Mike Hallman. I wrote it down on the sign in sheet.
Military?
Million times, and it's always a mess,
Mission was just to eliminate the targets?
Mm hmm
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. Couch folds out. Is that a problem?
Mm.
Mm. Problem with Facebook now,
Mmm!
Mmm! My girlfriend dates a manager at The Standard,
Mmm.
Mmm. "You don't have to do this."
Mmm...
Mom in zoo cries?
Money from the Rochester job just cleared
Money from the stash house.
More. Way more. He is unreal.
Moss, guys, how we doing?
Moss, Moss, Moss, Moss, Moss.
Moss, you think any of these cupcakes
Mother of God
Motherfucker!
Move.
Mr. Cousineau, I'm... I'm not on drugs.
Mr. Cousineau, you said coffee.
Much like the Kurosawa movie, Yojimbo.
My bad.
My class is not cheap.
My class is not cheap.
My daughter is having sleepover,
My family is already blaming me for death of Stovka.
My fat trap shut.
My fucking tooth.
My girlfriend's the blonde on the couch right there
My gut says we're missing something,
My Lord, the Queen is dead!"
My Lord, the Queen is dead.
My Lord, the Queen is dead...
My Lord, the Queen is dead...
My Lord...
My name is Taylor Garritz.
My peace of mind is worth that much.
My real name's Richard Krempf.
My schedule is pretty freed up.
My son fell in an ape pit, Barry.
My son is nervous, because we've arrived at the ape pit.
My soul's fucked because I was ordered to kill someone and I did it?
My students are waiting for me
My whole life...
My whole life...
My wife gave me Mars/Venus book...
Nah, I don't think so.
Nah. It is weak.
Natalie wants you guys to leave!
Network
Never ever."
Never got in the way of what they were doing.
Next class, tomorrow, 2:00 PM.
Next time I see Vaughan's girlfriend, huh?
Next time I'm gonna play somebody who's alive.
Next, you do, uh...
Nice
Nice. Great.
Nick, you're up.
Nick!
No air strike, no backup, no nothing.
No Barry I don't.
No hit.
No more jobs. This is it.
No more o' that, O Lord, no more o' that."
No one bought it. That's a lie.
No one cares. It's so boring.
No pressure. You'll know where to find me.
No silencer. Thanks, Fuches.
No takers.
No tienes que hacer esto!
No tienes que hacer esto!
No tienes que hacer esto!
No tienes que hacer esto!
No tienes que hacer esto.
No way, Jose.
No way.
No, Barry, you're overreacting.
No, brother, it's all good
No, but he did seem weirdly frustrated.
No, but it you'd have been right,
No, dude, I got it.
No, Frank and I went and had, uh, drinks
No, go buy an adapter.
No, he was following orders.
No, he's too...
No, I don't.
No, I get what you're saying, but I... I just don't think I can, um..
No, I get... I get it, I get it,
No, I haven't actually.
No, I just wanted to walk you to your door.
No, I was just saying I don't think he go take class,
No, I've been to a grocery store.
No, it totally makes sense.
No, it's great.
No, it's great.
No, it's just that I've never seen that, you know?
No, it's still on.
No, it's the role of a mom,
No, it's... It's who you made me.
No, listen, Bars. We were talking,
No, listen. Look, you're made for this job, all right?
No, Loach. How you doing?
No, no, he's a Marine! That's nuts!
No, no, I I... I know that. No.
No, no, no, I...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no. No, he' a Marine.
No, no, no, the way he explains it, though...
No, no, please, please.
No, no, that's not what's happening here.
No, no, we can figure this out.
No, no. Stay in place, don't move.
No, Sally, it's not! It's acting class.
No, that was Vacha.
No, that's the guy who filed my fucking teeth! You said he was dead!
No, the only way anyone's going to jail is if you go to the cops, all right?
No, they won't, because they won't know anything!
No, what you need, if we're being honest,
No, you don't pay me anything. Fuches takes care of the money.
No, you just have to know what it's like to hurt somebody.
No!
No!
No! No! No!
No? Like specifically off the dashboard maybe?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Don't sell yourself short, big guy.
No. Hey, Goran. Goran. Goran.
No. I can ask Mike. He's an agent. He gets it.
No. I'm... I'm serious.
No. No, he didn't say that. I don't know why I just said that.
No. No, I meant...
No. No, no. Sorry.
No. No. No. I... I told 'em you have a process.
No. Please.
No. That dude sucks.
No. You're just saying that because I told you to say it!
No... No tienes que hacer esto!
Nobody believes that my class
Nope, that was great.
Not against each other, no?
Not everything is a monologue.
Not fair to us.
Not from where I'm standing, babe
Not long. I promise.
Not on an empty stomach.
Not one penny more. Not one penny more.
Now Cristobal will come here to US.
Now Cristobal will come here to US.
Now fast forward.
Now is not it.
Now look, you're in a shell
Now who's making work? This was Bolivians.
Now zoom in
Now, as beautiful Sally just demonstrated,
Now, before we bring up our last act,
Now, I know I'm pretty...
Now, I know that it's only three days,
Now, I wanna maintain fire superiority the whole time,
Now, I wish I could say that this was the first time
Now, now, now, now!
Now, on the night that Ryan died,
Now, Pazar gets this stash house,
Now, the Spring Princess gathers the fairy dust
Now, the words will stay the same,
Now, there's a lot of ways I can, uh...
Now, watch, Ruslan.
Now, you might be cool with this shit, but I'm not!
Now, you're gonna be all right without me?
Now.
Now...
Now... now I'm gonna have to call the FBI.
Of course I can, It's my theater.
Of course I'll be cool. I don't know who he is.
Of The Four Agreements and other self help books,
Of this show about roller derby together.
Off the job?
Offer anyone who shows up here
Oh
Oh
Oh fuck yeah.
Oh fucking dick... Fucking dick!
Oh God, I'm worried about you buddy.
Oh God, no. He was highly prolific. Uh...
Oh God.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh my God, are you serious? What is this, middle school?
Oh my God, he's with Judd Hirsch.
Oh my God, it was so humiliating.
Oh my God, it was, like, a lifetime ago,
Oh my God, look at Lydia. She's out there all by herself.
Oh my God, the women here!
Oh my God!
Oh my God! Are we really
Oh my God! I fucking love you so much!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God. How did you do that?
Oh my God. Yeah, we slept together one time.
Oh no, I just... I think I'm just burning out.
Oh really?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit. Box phone. Box phone!
Oh shit. I gotta go.
Oh shoot.
Oh wow
Oh wow. Wait, who's Mike?
Oh yeah, absolutely. What's the scene?
Oh yeah, I had to cry for the scene, so.
Oh yeah, I know. You can find anyone on Facebook now.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah.
Oh yes. Yeah. You get a picture?
Oh yes. Yeah. You get a picture?
Oh, a retail associate at the Gap.
Oh, are y... are you from L.A.?
Oh, come on, Moss.
Oh, don't worry about him. This scene'll be awesome
Oh, fuck you.
Oh, good!
Oh, hey, the list is up for the Shakespeare carnival.
Oh, I don't want to play Lady Macbeth again.
Oh, I have a job.
Oh, I...
Oh, I... yeah, well, I already have a drink,
Oh, I'm sorry. Umm...
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. I... No, of course.
Oh, I've got an audition tomorrow.
Oh, is it?
Oh, it's still going on. All right
Oh, let's not do Doubt.
Oh, like that.
Oh, look, here's the ball from the championship game.
Oh, man, it's Cristobal.
Oh, my ass.
Oh, my God, Barry.
Oh, my God, that was amazing!
Oh, my play chest.
Oh, my. Shh! The list is up.
Oh, no, no, no, um,
Oh, okay. For... for your audition?
Oh, right. Duh. Umm, here's the thing.
Oh, shit...
Oh, special skills, yeah.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thanks, man.
Oh, that, uh, that's Taylor and that's Vaughan.
Oh, that's good. That's really good.
Oh, that's too bad. What was it called?
Oh, uh, that's my stage name
Oh, well he was in bed so it wasn't work exactly.
Oh, well... I... I'm sorry,
Oh, what, that makes me your girl now?
Oh, wonder what's going on out there?
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah. That's an Eddie Albee, one act.
Oh, yes, yes. The one where he's talking with his daughter.
Oh, you're not intruding at all.
Oh, you're the best. Whoa! What is this?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Again!
Oh! Good! More!
Oh! Harder!
Oh! Hey! Hey! Tell him to stop!
Oh! I'm not going to class.
Oh! Oh, my God, The Usual Suspects.
Oh! We're going right into it, okay!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. But he's a nice dude, though, right?
Oh. Hey, hey, hey. Tell him to stop.
Oh. Hey.
Oh. Hey.
Oh. Hold on. Hold on. Shh.
Oh. I can't...
Oh. No. No, you don't have to know what that's like.
Oh. Oh, great.
Oh. Oh! Oh!"
Oh. Okay.
Oh. Okay. Yeah.
Oh. So, what... like,
Oh. Sorry. Umm...
Oh. Thanks.
Oh. Watch your step here.
Oh. We having guests?
Oh. When do you find out if you got it?
Oh... uh, yeah. Sure.
Okay
Okay who's next?
Okay, apparently we're done.
Okay, Barry, hold it before you give yourself a hernia.
Okay, Barry, yes, we have established
Okay, but then you get on a plane,
Okay, cool. Well, I... actually,
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today.
Okay, fine. You don't want to see me anymore,
Okay, good.
Okay, Goran.
Okay, how many possible codes could there be?
Okay, I actually did.
Okay, I actually did.
Okay, I can see you're upset.
Okay, I haven't told anyone here this before...
Okay, I see you're still in that place.
Okay, I take photos.
Okay, just slow down.
Okay, let me tell you where I am with that.
Okay, listen. I guess what I just thought
Okay, look, this is the best photo that we can do,
Okay, name is Taylor Garrett.
Okay, okay. All right, Barry, take a breath. Take a breath.
Okay, one thing we can tell from our photo is
Okay, pause it right there.
Okay, pause it right there.
Okay, so we got two DBs in the BMW, still waiting on IDs,
Okay, so we've added everyone from class.
Okay, so, they're just gonna digitally shrink him down
Okay, that is actually very offensive.
Okay, there's about ten more minutes of discussion,
Okay, try it again, just, I think, faster and louder.
Okay, try it once more.
Okay, we released this photo today.
Okay, well, now we're getting a little "he said, she said."
Okay, well, now we're getting a little "he said, she said."
Okay, well, that's what the spot is.
Okay, what does that have to do with mailing a bullet?
Okay, what if I just turn myself in?
Okay, yeah, that's definitely coming for us. That's not good.
Okay, you go on to...
Okay, you know how my scene isn't working?
Okay, your name?
Okay, your name?
Okay?
Okay? He has taken out whole armies by himself.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right
Okay. All right. Claws in.
Okay. But just try it on for a week.
Okay. Did you go home after that?
Okay. Fuck yeah. Later.
Okay. I can do this afternoon.
Okay. I can see I'm making you nervous. Don't worry.
Okay. I have an idea,
Okay. It's me
Okay. No, no. Okay, one back.
Okay. Now, Barry...
Okay. Now, there was this third guy in the passenger seat,
Okay. Okay
Okay. Okay.
Okay. So, thank you for coming in, Mr. Berkman.
Okay. Thank you so much for your time, Mr. Ewing.
Okay. Uh... Oh!
Okay. Yeah
On that TV over there, since you been in the room,
On the recon at the airstrip today.
On the silver plate.
Once the guys get to know each other,
Once we start fucking killing Marines,
Once...
One less bad guy in the world, nice work.
One of them is our Bigfoot here.
One of them was best Chechnyan assassin.
One of them...
One of them...
One or both possible military,
One true way out.
One, two,
One, two, three...
One, two...
One.
Only in the sense of my desperation to rule you out as such.
Only instead of the dad, it's a millennial girl.
Ooh!
Ooh! I want the big rat
Ooh.
Oop. Oh, sorry about that.
Opportunities.
Or a fist bump situation.
Or do you just quietly feel shame at your own desires
Or has that acting class erased all your common sense, huh?
Or he was extremely short.
Or if we had a few more dudes,
Or Saint Paul before that...
Or the day that my dad
Or the next day when he went right back up on that roof.
Or think of again."
Or we could try not speaking to each other for a couple of days
Or you'll stick a bayonet up his ass!
Or you're never gonna see the inside of this class again!
Or, like, even say a month or two and reset that way.
Or...
Our next job.
Out to sunny Los Angeles?
Out, brief candle.
Out, I say!"
Out.
Over the past few weeks the sessions became more frequent.
Ow!
Paco's dead? What?"
Painting. You know, Hitler painted.
Papa! Papa, watch me.
Perform a scene that Ryan did in class,
Performed by Seal on the Space Jam soundtrack?
Personal matters cropped up
Phone rings. "Hello?"
Pick that up. Pick that up. We'll get rid of it, come on.
Pinocchio was my favorite when I was a kid
Pivotal to the episode.
Plant lipstick camera.
Playing characters and putting on some wigs.
Ple... please. Please.
Please
Please, lady, why don't you just try to calm down.
Please, please, please,
Please! Please! No!
Please.
Please.
Plus, I don't have healthcare. It's cheaper than therapy, so.
Plus, if the department had wanted him to have a wife, they'd have issued him one.
Point is, I was really good.
Pop!
Pop!
Pretty fucked up
Probably still on the plane, but, ah, welcome to California buddy.
Producer secretly got her acting lessons.
Puck? Fucking Puck?
Puerto Rico, yeah, he just booked CSI.
Punched a guy in a bar once, broke his jaw.
Put a fucking bayonet in your ass, man.
Put this in your car.
Quien eres? Para quien trabajas?
Quite a little shindig you got going here, huh?
Ramón Díaz, out of manufacturing, for a nightcap. Yeah.
Ramzan
Reading for Man in Back of Line.
Really good about myself, you know and, uh...
Really not good news for me.
Really, really inspired. Um...
Really?
Really.
Rebecca! Rebecca!
Recently, our dear friend Ryan Madison
Recently...
Recognize voice on camera?
Regardless, that's just not how we treat each other.
Release Fuches.
Remember that liquor distributor in Canton, you stabbed in the nut?
Richie can make you a cocktail, submarine sandwich.
Right in the balls?
Right there. Right there. Right there.
Right, but it was her idea, though, you know?
Right, well... What about that guy?
Right? And if he had all that cash, why wouldn't he take new head shots?
Right? But they don't know that.
Right? Not 0 0 0 2.
Right. Goran, this is great physical comedy of you.
Right. I just feel like when I was doing it,
Right. I... I know.
Roadie?
Roger that.
Rouse and stir, as life were in it..."
Ruslan here was last one born,
Ruslan!
Ruslan?
Rust belt shithole, what do you say to a little trip
Ryan and I did a bunch of scenes together.
Ryan Madison sounds way cooler.
Ryan Madison, yeah. No, he's a great dude.
Ryan Madison...
Ryan Madison...
Ryan's manager. Look sharp.
Sales. Auto parts.
Sally and I did six episodes
Sally here was the star.
Sally, Gene tells me you wanna do a ride along.
Sally, he's ready for you.
Sally, it's one line.
Sally, this is reckless.
Sally, you seem to have a thought.
Sally, you're like one of the best actresses I've ever seen.
Sally!
Sally.
Same... exact... amount.
Sasha!
Say yes!
Say, "Cheese."
Say, "Gracias, Ramón."
Scene partners.
Scripts out.
See, I think I misunderstood you on the phone.
See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
See, this way, we send message to the Bolivians,
See, you ain't even sat down yet.
See, you never experienced any
See? Even now, you're calling it a raid.
Seems like a remnant.
Self consciously scary.
Self managed.
Sh... she's sleepwalking
Shame on you.
Shame on you.
Share a warm beer with your parakeet?
She can do anything.
She doesn't have any talent whatsoever.
She had a nightmare about her last night.
She has leukemia, that's... You just passed my house.
She knew something was up when I came home, she knew it!
She recently was in the running
She saw the light.
She say I'm broken.
She should have died hereafter.
She should have died hereafter.
She takes me out for a cup of coffee after class,
She was number five on the fucking call sheet.
She was wearing a tube top.
She's gonna know something is up, okay,
She's gonna repeat it back to you,
She's not a fan, so.
She's really wild
She's right there.
She's saying it like... "Get the hell outta here."
She's so close. What is she doing?
Shit, I gotta go.
Shit, you can't see his face.
Shit!
Shit! I lost my place. Dammit!
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. I just won 300 bucks.
Shit. Shit.
Shit. You can't see his face.
Shooter's probably defending Ryan, right?
Shots came from pretty low to the ground.
Should I do?
Show me your fucking hands!
Show me your hands!
Showing two results for "off book freeze cowboy."
Sifuentes. From Bolivia?
Signifying nothing.
Similar to this one, in the room,
Sink my teeth into.
Siri, what is "off book"?
Sit down.
Sit, sit, sit, sit down.
Six feet, 415.
Skinny.
Sleep with each other. I know it seems like we should,
Small town hood in some
Smoke them motherfuckers!
Smoked all them! Fuck yeah!
Snowed in rust belt shithole,
So all you have to do is talk really loud and fast. Anyone can do it.
So am I.
So are you in that dress, Janice! Wow!
So be, on the lookout for a man
So do you want to come in and talk about why we shouldn't do it?
So he got a little... overcook.
So I don't know if I could play one, you know?
So I got... I just got a set amount of food,
So I just... I... I don't think we should,
So I say class dismissed.
So I should probably leave is what you're saying?
So I suggest you take your money and, you know...
So I was screaming at this guy, and then I was like,
So I... I think I'm...
So I'm gonna grab my check from work and come right after.
So I'm gonna grab my check from work and come right after.
So I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving me their numbers, right?
So if any of you have any idea who this is,
So if you have bar tending experience or lie and say you do,
So it was you, yes?
So just try to be cool about it. You know what I mean?
So just, you know, think of a time
So maybe you should just get the fuck outta here, man.
So me, Jermaine, and Eric, we're the... tall guys.
So most of them have day jobs, so I just figured I'd do night hits.
So now I have to kill a bunch of your guys.
So now I have to kill a bunch of your guys.
So one night we play the nutcase,
So stupid.
So that's it.
So the bullet should be arriving anytime between now and midnight.
So there are no rain checks is my point.
So we called Mike to straighten it out,
So we called you.
So we left. We're both adults.
So we're gonna do this outside if that's okay.
So why don't we just go back to Lady Macbeth,
So work it into the conversation, to make him aware that, you know,
So you know your way around a gun?
So you owe me 50 bucks each, remember?
So you're going back to Ohio, and I'm staying here, and that's it!
So, after you were finished shooting me, right,
So, ahem, where are we after all this? We good?
So, Barry,
So, could you help me out?
So, do that, you kill all the guys in the stash house.
So, essentially with these men trying to pit
So, even though Ryan's
So, fucking look at you, man,
So, give me a buzz. Bye.
So, ha, ha, yeah, it's a war now.
So, here's my advice to you.
So, I brought you here to let you know
So, I burned a CD for this very moment.
So, I guess I have technically have had my first audition
So, I think the best thing for us...
So, I understand it's your first big show, Barry, right?
So, I will see you tomorrow, scene partner.
So, I'd work for Fuches?
So, I'll see you tomorrow.
So, I'm gonna... I'm gonna drop you off.
So, I'm just gonna prepare.
So, like his performances,
So, my thought is your guy
So, now we are in the catbird seat. Here.
So, Paco is our informant within the Bolivians
So, quieter? Or not. Or...
So, the first time I saw this kid perform... Okay.
So, they got a stash house you want,
So, this guy and Ryan...
So, this is NoHo Hank,
So, this is where the Bolivians are gonna land?
So, uh, how'd it go with the Bigfoot photo?
So, uh...
So, um... so, um, uh,
So, wait, do you work for the casting people now?
So, was Ryan close to anyone in class?
So, we know why the Chechens would kill Ryan.
So, we'll start rehearsals Tuesdays and Thursdays..
So, what, we just take out whoever threatens us?
So, what... what does this mean? That we're both staying in LA?
So, where do we go from here?
So, which one of you type the wrong password to lock camera?
So, yeah, I'm gonna do it by myself,
So, you and wacko do the hit.
So, you find a camera in the vics' BMW,
So, you just stopped when you saw this?
So, you're expecting people to come multiple times?
So, your valuable piece of information.
So...
So...
So...
So... I have a question.
So... no matter where you go,
Soldados?
Some toxic masculinity issues you need to work out,
Some valuable information regarding Ryan Madison?
Someone from Gang Unit joining us on this?
Something embarrassing. It's great money.
Something that we can't possibly understand, Barry.
Sometimes you find one in unexpected places.
Sometimes you just have to shut up and do your job.
Sorry about that.
Sorry, it's a crime... Sir, it's a crime scene.
Sorry, was it not cool inviting them?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Soup.
Southern accent. Yeah. Jazz and tap.
Speak, sing,
Start me.
Start over, hm?
Starting... now.
Starting... now.
Starts to cry, snot running down her nose,
Statistically, one of shortest nations on Earth,
Stay where you're at, and I'll... I'll come find you, and I'll get you.
Stepping away from the class
Stop thinking. Kill Ryan.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop. I'm not kidding. You're making me nauseous.
Stovka, let me tell you something.
Stovka, they would love that accent of yours.
Stovka.
Strong... strong stuff you got here. Boy.
Stupid Vacha follow him there,
Submarine sandwich
Suck my dick!
Suck my dick.
Sucks.
Super broken up about it.
Surrender to the soup, Barry.
Swab the deck. Peel a potato."
Sweet.
Sweet. Yeah. Um, brute force is
Sweetest kid you ever seen.
Sweetie!
Take his stash house.
Take his stash house.
Take it! Take the shot!
Take it. Take... You earned it. Take it.
Take out a stash house all by myself?
Take something away from him.
Take your hands out of your pocket
Take your hands out of your pocket. Don't slouch.
Taking my money, and I'm gonna leave.
Taking you off this job.
Taylor and Vaughan, they're...
Taylor Garrett, and his partner,
Taylor has to die! And you know that.
Taylor said you needed some help to scare the shit outta some guys.
Taylor, dude, what the fuck are you doing here?
Taylor, stop!
Taylor, stop!
Taylor, they're already here!
Taylor, they're already here! The plane's already here!
Taylor, turn around!
Taylor, we're posting up on the hill like we talked about, right?
Taylor! Taylor!
Taylor.
Tell him to stop!
Tell me, Sally,
Than that.
Thank you for doing that for me.
Thank you for your friendship.
Thank you so much for coming to my classroom.
Thank you so much. Thank you for coming.
Thank you very much. Such a pleasure
Thank you, Barry.
Thank you, Barry.
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Hi.
Thank you. It's what I do.
Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you.
Thank you. Wow. I... wow.
Thanks, guys. I appreciate that.
Thanks, Miss Thomas.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That accent...
That could take months. All right, first, first,
That depressed feeling's back, you know.
That fucker's scamming you.
That fucking hug. You got to close to your mark
That I didn't give myself anything.
That I do by myself.
That I know make so much money.
That I was barred from his funeral...
That I wouldn't let the world walk all over you.
That if you kill outside of war...
That is great. Total commitment.
That is... awesome.
That it was self defense.
That Liv planned that whole thing just to embarrass me.
That Mr. Garrett and Mr. Madison acted alone.
That one of my students was gunned down in the street, but it's not.
That our mystery shooter is at least six feet tall.
That rival crime organizations from Chechnya and Bolivia
That Ryan Madison was not,
That Shakespeare's women are not juicy enough for you
That shit that dude says about making the unsafe choice?
That Taylor guy, what's, uh, what's... what's his deal?
That that money is our...
That was a good one!
That was a rough one.
That was acting, Barry.
That was dope!
That was four fucking years ago, and what, now she has her own fucking show?
That was totally a joke.
That was your son?
That we hung out with Taylor last night?
That we hung out with Taylor last night?
That what I was good at over there could be useful here...
That would be helpful in the investigation?
That would be super crazy, huh?
That would have been really cool.
That's "Flight of the Bumblebee."
That's a big one.
That's connection! Why would you do this?
That's cool. They fly you first class, right?
That's crazy.
That's Daniel Meldman, from Gersh.
That's funny.
That's great. That's great. I still get half the money.
That's how I know that you went to the same place the other night.
That's it, I'm going to the cops,
That's it, okay?
That's it. I got your back. I ain't soft.
That's just nice
That's just nice.
That's kind of his job."
That's like... three months of my rent.
That's listening. Bring it in. Bring it in.
That's not a problem.
That's not a thing.
That's not the fucking line!
That's not the... I can't. I just, I can't.
That's not why you came to L.A., is it?
That's not you.
That's okay. Sorry. I'm being a bitch.
That's something I I did once,
That's Taylor and that's Vaughn
That's what acting is.
That's what the play is about!
That's what the play is about!
That's what the stain is. She's stained forever.
That's what this class is about.
That's what's wrong.
That's why all those guys keep breaking up with her.
That's why it's great that you're on it.
That's why you brought me, bro!
That's your family talking.
That's your new process, okay?
That's your new process, okay?
That's your son? The little boy who fell in the ape pit?
That's...
That's... this is it.
The "red headed reader" from ICM,
The basketball player acts angry to get the crowd to their feet.
The BMW.
The class loved it, remember?
The cops came and they found money hidden in the theater,
The cops came and they found money hidden in the theater,
The ensemble is there
The first time I saw his dumb face.
The Front what?
The fucking police were at my house,
The guy wakes me up last night, says you and your mark were hugging.
The guys I work for,
The Harbors, identity theft, map, 99 Cent stores.
The he worried, he said,
The he worried, he said,
The last time? Meaning like when you were Lady Macbeth?
The Macbeth scene with Natalie.
The money's good, and these people I take out,
The more I think about it, the more I think
The most important thing is honesty.
The next night we play the square.
The pilot is from the same village as my grandfather in Bolivia.
The plane for L.A. leaves in four hours.
The plane's already here!
The primary responsibility of any actor
The Queen is dead.
The Queen, My Lord,
The rest goes in the cookie jar.
The ringleader of the entire operation,
The same military guy you just kill,
The same military guy you just kill,
The siren returns.
The siren returns.
The sorrow, the rage, the...
The stick to fish with.
The story's nonsense, but there's something to work with.
The terror.
The thing is... Barry turned on me
The three possibles in the acting class all alibied out.
The time has been, my senses would have cooled.
The upshot is, we are looking for two DBs
The way to dusty death.
The what?
The whole enchilada?
The woman acts as if she's had a climax with the incompetent lover.
The young lady wants you talking to her.
Then does that mean, like, instead of hip pocketing me,
Then maybe this... is not for you.
Then my phone number is on the bottom of the flier
Then run application to brute force decrypt password.
Then that's what you should go after, the assets.
Then that's what you should go after.
Then we go to this...
Then we should go.
Then when he comes up here to LA
Then when he comes up here to LA to deal with that, you kill him.
Then why did it take two days?
Then you go get a teacher.
There are two of 'em?
There is only
There is somebody here to talk to you...
There was a tiny camera in the car.
There would have been a time for such a word.
There would have been a time for such a word.
There, that fixed.
There's a good chance we'll die.
There's a guy I served with who's from LA,
There's a lot of things that I wanna do,
There's a Marine named Taylor, he knows about the hit.
There's a version of this where...
There's a whole organization out there, okay?
There's like 50 Russian electronic stores in Glendale.
There's no shame in seeking help, is my point.
There's no sign or anything
There's no way that was Ryan's money.
There's something to work with.
These animals have so much to teach us.
These are professional actors...
These are the paints in your acting toolbox.
These Chechens are talking about
These Chechens are the scariest people I have ever worked with
These dudes might've peaced out.
These little planes..
These other dudes achieve a goal, right?
These people I work for...
These subtitles fucking suck.
These... these feelings that you're having right now,
They are muscle. Big difference.
They are not assassins.
They are sending... Stovka
They asked for you by name.
They can wait till Monday.
They clearly did a number on you.
They clearly did a number on you.
They didn't say anything about this, right?
They got no sense of personal responsibility.
They have stash house in Sylmar that I know makes so much money.
They look Russian or Chechnyan.
They say that the camera adds 10 pounds to you.
They sent a guy out to kill me, all right?
They split it.
They were hugging.
They will be very angry.
They wouldn't know anything about you.
They'll figure it out, they'll find me.
They'll find out about me, about Fuches, about the acting class.
They'll go after your kid.
They'll go after your wife.
They'll kill them.
They'll... they'll go after your family.
They're already pissed at me because I fucked this job up.
They're amazing creatures.
They're bad people, you know, like they're pieces of shit. Um...
They're dead, they're fucking dead.
They're fucking pumped. Dude, we've been pre gaming all night
They're gonna have a child do it.
They're scaring Zach Burrows.
They're watching their Jessie.
They're... incredible creatures?
They've been torturing people in here.
They've been training together for...
Thing about the scene that you did...
Thing that hurts is you lied to me.
Think about it until next Tuesday.
Think about what this'll do to you and Gene.
This cannot be a thing.
This chick shouldn't even be in this class.
This class counts
This class, I was very overwhelmed.
This conversation never happened, okay?
This crazy man know Judd Hirsch!
This friend of my dad's, he's, uh...
This guy, he is next level.
This has gotta end, honey.
This hit is urgent.
This hit is urgent.
This hit is...
This is all you do.
This is an issue of that you have decided
This is how you get rid of somebody in America.
This is just... this is just way beyond over the line.
This is Noho Hank.
This is not a volume issue.
This is perfect, dude
This is Ramón.
This is really not good news for me.
This is really serious.
This is Ryan Madison.
This is so beautiful.
This is so fucking stupid.
This is the country that invented Superman.
This is the only one. You understand me?
This is the same brick as at the theater.
This is the theater...
This is twin brother, Ruslan.
This is war. Those Chechens double crossed us.
This is what you do.
This is your new bible.
This is...
This isn't bad.
This isn't in your purview, but subtle concept here:
This little hand.
This man, Richard Krempf, AKA Ryan Madison.
This might destroy us.
This one's going on the wall.
This Paco seems like a good informant.
This scene always works. From the top.
This shit heap looks like the old Barry,
This tooth, you see how loose it is?
This would be a sweet place for a hot tub.
This...
Those are lateral moves. This isn't theater.
Three day, four day.
Three, four...
Throw them out
Thus reaping the benefits of their demise,
To be in charge, and then just move on, but she can't.
To become a wooden boy who then becomes a real boy.
To break into Los Angeles, but you and I, we should be working together.
To buy a Babka,
To deal with that, you kill him.
To every character in a scene...
To express his gratitude...
To hear a night shriek, and my fell of hair...
To help you shine.
To his experience in the military,
To keep his fucking mouth shut
To make it clean.
To make things right.
To put it behind me.
To see if I was living in a bubble or not,
To see if you were capable of playing a character
To start war with Bolivians,
To tell you how the job went yet, has he?
To the last syllable of recorded time.
To the tone, to the way that it's being said to you.
To work with.
To your relationship with your mom.
Together we will fuck them back.
Told me he wanted to be an actor...
Tomorrow,
Tomorrow...
Too late.
Too much heat
Totally.
Toxic masculinity.
Toy chest? Don't use Nick's room.
True Romance is a movie.
Turn the fucking music down!
TV or movies?
Two Babka,
Two crime organizations against each other,
Two DBs, both Marines.
Two minutes.
Two three months? Hmm? Yeah?
Two?
Two.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Uh huh
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh. Wow.
Uh uh.
Uh uh.
Uh, and then we, uh, we went out with a fella
Uh, Barry hasn't called you
Uh, because of my video...
Uh, I flew in because my guys said you took my stash house
Uh, I gotta go.
Uh, I gotta take this.
Uh, I was told I had to attack you
Uh, I... I know one gal... There's nothing for me.
Uh, I'll shoot him... I'll shoot him. I'll shoot him.
Uh, I'm at a bar with you.
Uh, I'm... I'm saying my line
Uh, okay, so, buddy...
Uh, okay.
Uh, really, really great,
Uh, that's, uh... Wait. What are your buddies' names again?
Uh, they flew me
Uh, today? Oh wow.
Uh, well, how long will that take?
Uh, who asked you, Barry?
Uh, would you like to see anything else?
Uh, yeah, from Cleveland.
Uh, yeah, this is Chris. We were in the Marines together.
Uh, yeah. Uh, do.
Uh, you can't spend it. You need it cleaned.
Uh..
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Um, and sometimes, when you need a friend,
Um, did you see Zach Burrows is here?
Um, do we, like, practice or something or...
Um, guilt.
Um, I just...
Um, I'm going to perform
Um, it's mocap, like motion capture.
Um, just one thought really. I...
Um, so if I do book it,
Um, uh... cool.
Um...
Um...
Um... can you do the voice?
Umm, do you know what it means?
Umm...
Umm... Chicken noodle?
Uninhibited, intuitive, empathetic.
Until then.
Until we had a falling out...
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Violence, and greed.
Vital functions have ceased,
Wait for high sign?
Wait, isn't that like a two hour drive?
Wait, wait. What are you doing?
Wait, what is that Kevin Spacey movie...
Wait? For what? Wait... What... What signal? Why?
Wait. He's crying in all of these.
Wait. Is Detective Loach... Is he crying?
Wait. Wait. You want to do a play with me?
Want you to screw up our thing too.
Wanted us to do, and we use it.
War?
War?
Was "training" Goran Pazar's wife.
Was Barry working with someone?
Was my father's.
Was really depressed.
Was something.
Was taken away from us too soon.
Was that my guy was trying to help
Watch how much this guy jizzes.
Watch this.
Way to go, Jenny.
We all act in our everyday lives.
We all act. But what I want you to do
We are breathing rarefied air,
We can really stick the landing with Paco.
We can't... we can't outgun these dudes. We...
We could bring it in just under 37 minutes.
We could go to jail!
We could just bum rush these motherfuckers.
We did a scene from True Blood,
We did Breaking the Waves. Have you seen that movie? Uh uh
We did Dogville. Have you seen that movie?
We did Shakespeare in Love. Have you seen that movie?
We did this scene, it was really flowing.
We didn't find $26,000
We didn't have you on the list,
We didn't say you were a psycho.
We do have Fuches here still with us,
We do?
We got everything here from a diddle eye Joe to a
We got the six foot long, huh? It's gluten free.
We gotta cover our tracks, right?
We gotta go, come on. No, no, no.
We have a saying in Italy:
We have five guest rooms. Take your pick.
We have herbal tea.
We haven't been in L.A. long,
We just got a little unlucky with the timing of some world events.
We just l l left their bodies out there.
We just shouldn't interact so much or...
We just... We just...
We met in this program that helps vets reacclimate.
We must call off stash house hit...
We need to connect them to each other.
We need to connect them to each other.
We need to connect them to each other.
We need to kill Fuches.
We need to kill Fuches.
We need to order an adapter.
We ride his hairy shoulders to the moon.
We should enhance this.
We should have a memorial tonight.
We should have a memorial tonight.
We split a piece of that key lime pie,
We tell him, "Trust us. Tell us everything you know."
We thought we were great.
We want a life.
We want love.
We want the same thing.
We were in a bubble. You've been through
We were in the marines together.
We weren't supposed to know this, but the
We will find you and kill you.
We will go. You will stay here
We would like to speak with you all about Ryan Madison.
We... We wanna be happy.
We'll be celebrating with cervezas
We'll have it at Jake's. My friend Juan's bartending tonight.
We'll help you.
We'll move to a secondary entry point,
We're a team, brother.
We're a team, brother. Look at this.
We're all going for drinks.
We're friends. You can be honest.
We're going east, right?
We're gonna do repetition exercises.
We're gonna fucking get with this shit?
We're in your bedroom, so what do you see?
We're just gonna lay low, man. Just be quiet, all right?
We're linked on Facebook, Chris.
We're not the same, Barry.
We're ready for you now.
We're still learning to act
We're the same.
We're trying to get in contact with the manufacturer to...
We're up.
We're waiting here!
We're walking down the aisle. Get your cart.
We're, like, in this secret group together.
We're, we're... They're criminals!
We've been working with each other for years.
We've got two DDs in BMW.
We've hit the freakin' jackpot.
We've rocked it out today.
Website says it's out for delivery,
Webster's Dictionary defines "death"
Welcome to America.
Welcome to my happy home.
Welcome to my sanctuary!
Well he wasn't that great.
Well, actually, he hip pocketed me,
Well, actually, he's more fucked, don't you think?
Well, actually, it's not gonna be me. They animate over me.
Well, actually, Mike said that the producers asked for me by name.
Well, because of you, what I must now do is bypass locking protocol.
Well, complicated question, you see.
Well, except Natalie... and Nick,
Well, have Hank do it.
Well, he's probably someone from the gym or the acting class,
Well, how much cheaper was it? Bim...
Well, how... How long will it take?
Well, I don't fucking care, Barry!
Well, I don't know what you want me to say.
Well, I haven't played a detective yet,
Well, I mean, you can teach discretion,
Well, I... thought we needed to talk.
Well, I'd say that's a connection,
Well, I'd say that's a connection, wouldn't you?
Well, I'd, um... I'd love to, but I gotta go to work.
Well, I'm working.
Well, it makes me feel like I'm not even a person,
Well, it makes me feel like I'm not even a person.
Well, look who's a good listener.
Well, now you can't rule other people out just like that.
Well, okay. I'm gonna thank you for your time, Mr. Cousineau.
Well, Puck just took a big dump out there. That guy sucks.
Well, that was something.
Well, that's me when I got out of the Marine Corps and, uh...
Well, that's really not constructive at all.
Well, that's true.
Well, the story's nonsense but...
Well, then you've got 10 seconds to make me believe that, fucko,
Well, then, that's very bad news for you.
Well, to be honest...
Well, we caught the criminal in the scene, so.
Well, we were researching possible ways to unlock it
Well, welcome to Los Angeles.
Well, when I get DHL confirmation...
Well, you had to.
Well, you know they told me a very small percentage of actors
Well, you know, I'm just at a place where I wanna..
Well, you're a regular Family Circus cartoon
Well, you're the detective and I got the confession
Well, you're the detective, and I got the confession,
Well...
Well...
Were baited into war by this man,
Were working together.
Were you laying around the hotel room like at Sioux Falls last month
Wh... No, no, I'm... I'm on the show.
Wh... when you think I'll be?
Wha...
Wha... you're so crazy.
What a pleasure. I think there are some seats over there.
What a turd of a profession.
What about the food?
What about the wardrobe? Is it too much?
What am I doing?
What are my sister's dolls doing in here?
What are you doing out here?
What are you doing there, buddy?
What are you doing, calling me?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Are you doing Doubt?
What are you doing? How are you?
What are you gonna do for your monologue?
What are you interested in?
What can I say, man?
What did we do?
What did you do?
What do I... I don't know what to say
What do I... What do I do...
What do we got?
What do you mean it's a crime scene?
What do you mean, what am I doing?
What do you say to a little trip up to sunny...
What do you see up there on the shelves?
What do you see?
What do you think I do for a living, Chris?
What do you think we were doing out there?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What else could you possibly want?
What emotion do you associate with soup?
What have you got there?
What I did was, in order to decrypt password...
What I don't get is that you made a whole thing
What I must do is bypass locking protocol,
What I need to know is that you have my back,
What if you did Robert Duvall from Tender Mercies?
What is it exactly that you want?
What is it exactly...
What is that, beryllium?
What is this scene about?
What is your emotional connection to soup?
What kind of soup do you want?
What the fuck are the Chechens doing here?
What the fuck are they doing here?
What the fuck are they doing here?
What the fuck are you doing here?
What the fuck are you guys doing?
What the fuck are you supposed to be?
What the fuck are you supposed to be?
What the fuck do you want?!
What the fuck happened here?
What the fuck happened with Sifuentes?
What the fuck you doing?
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? Aah. Ow.
What the fuck? Hey! Whoa!
What the fuck? Shut the fuck up.
What the fuck?!
What time is it?
What we do together, Barry?
What we need to do, is we need to relax,
What were you doing back here?
What you and the big guy were talking about there.
What you did was dog shit.
What you go wrong with you, you need all this stuff?
What you thinking,
What you've been doing subconsciously your whole life.
What, are you a bike messenger?
What, uh, what's this Bolivian fella's name?
What, what, what, what, what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Are you okay?
What? Come on, man!
What? Dude, fuck that.
What? How? How?
What? I should just go blow my brains out
What? No, you're... Come on.
What? No.
What? Oh my... Stovka?
What? The little boy that fell in the ape pit?
What? What the fuck is this?
What...
What's going on guys?
What's happening?
What's his cut? What's he take off the top?
What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind.
What's in the ape pit?
What's Residuals?
What's that from?
What's this Bolivian fellow's name?
What's this?
What's up, dude?
What's up?
What's wrong?!
What's your endgame with this?
What's your impression of Mr. Madison?
What's your last name again?
Whatever it is that you were drawing on the other night...
Whatever this is, I want in.
Whatever this is...
Whatever you did tonight to get to that place,
Whatever you did tonight to get to that place,
Whatever you think Ryan would've liked.
When did I know?
When I heard him do this monologue,
When it comes knocking on my door
When my partner gets back, you're gonna...
When my son, Ryan,
When we were going to kill those Bolivians.
When will he be here? Within hour they said.
When you hit bubbles,
When you hurt someone, and use that.
When you meet Goran, don't be afraid to sell yourself.
Where are you at right now?
Where does it stop? No fucking way!
Where I played a young technician
Where they cut their coca.
Where they cut their coca.
Where's Kennedy?
Where's Lady Macbeth?
Where's your sister?
Whew.
Which I guess could mean that we all are.
Which is completely justifiable.
Which is right here. Okay?
Which is rightfully mine, so.
Which needs to be kept separate from the business,
Which surprised me, 'cause I thought, "Well",
Which was so inspired, dude.
While he posed as an actor and a physical trainer,
While sadly doing the bidding of others?
Who are they gonna believe? We're Marines, you know?
Who are you dying to play?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who cares what they think?
Who doesn't have a freaking Facebook page?
Who enhances a photo from an ATM.
Who fucking cares? Huh?
Who got a job as a hit man, right?
Who made your appointment?
Who put lipstick camera in car."
Who tell you to do this?
Who the fuck are you?! Who the fuck do you think you are?
Who wants to bring the Bard's words alive?
Who would do this to my boy?
Who would find something like that intriguing.
Who would want this?
Who, PS,
Who... are you loyal to?
Who's the same age I was when I had him.
Who's this?
Whoa
Whoa, dude, dude, dude!
Whoa, whoa, he's a murderer.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, wow!
Whoa! Whoa! Goran!
Whoa.
Whoever told you that, he's just wrong.
Whoever told you that... is just wrong.
Whoever's there, I guess. Five, six.
Whole point is that Barry
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! Yay!
Whoops! Okay, not the john.
Why are they in a forest?
Why are you holding onto this?
Why are you trying to attempt... You are trying to...
Why did you Facebook me, dude?
Why did you just say that?!
Why did you say that?
Why did you say that?
Why do you always insist on going it alone?
Why don't you come up and amaze us all?
Why is he wearing that?
Why is that important?
Why kill him at all?
Why would he do this?
Why would I do this?
Why, did the bowling alley run out of shoe freshener?
Why, then, 'tis time to do't."
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why? You did it.
Why're you holding onto this?
Wigs?
Will go towards the fight against violence.
With a big fucking gun. That would be stupid. Right?
With a bunch of coke heads.
With a guy from a manufacturing plant, Ramón Díaz.
With a lot of my prospective clients
With Eric, Jermaine, and Barry in private, please.
With even the mildest set of balls.
With her soul.
With no discernible features.
Woo hoo!
Woo hoo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Would probably talk like this,
Would you prefer the red or the white?
Wouldn't that be, oh, so very sad?
Wouldn't you?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Antonio, that was... something.
Wow. I keep forgetting how strong you are.
Wow. I'm in my childhood bedroom.
Wow. Look at your outfit.
Wow. Straight to the meat.
Wow. Wow!
Wow. Wow. Wow.
Wow...
Wrong address.
Y you... Okay, listen. You need to relax and stop calling me.
Yah!
Yeah
Yeah huh.
Yeah way. He's alive, and I can give him to you.
Yeah, and then afterwards, you take him out.
Yeah, and when he was down there, he learned a few things...
Yeah, and, um, and the cool thing is,
Yeah, and... you're saying the hell out of it, too.
Yeah, but this Ryan guy wasn't a bad guy.
Yeah, come on. I wanna tell you something.
Yeah, dude, I got a fucking wife, a fucking kid now.
Yeah, everything was going smoothly until we got to this screen.
Yeah, Frank here!
Yeah, he was a real, umm...
Yeah, he was the first guy they ever kicked out
Yeah, I caught about half of that, Stov.
Yeah, I couldn't help but overhear.
Yeah, I don't... I don't wanna do this anymore.
Yeah, I guess not.
Yeah, I I I... I don't do this anymore.
Yeah, I know, I know. That was... it was intense.
Yeah, I know. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think he's gonna be messed up for life.
Yeah, I mean, I'll be in the credits.
Yeah, I picked up on that,
Yeah, I remember him.
Yeah, I see, I see. I I got it.
Yeah, I... I know it's on the camera.
Yeah, I've actually decided to start reading books about World War II.
Yeah, it was good
Yeah, it was tragic... Both things, obviously.
Yeah, it's catchier than Berkman.
Yeah, it's L.A. theater so I guess
Yeah, it's on the camera.
Yeah, just relax. Relax, okay?
Yeah, like how Family Guy is funny.
Yeah, like stomachache or the flu.
Yeah, Mike got me another audition.
Yeah, my friend Amy, one of the other Bombers,
Yeah, no, I, ah... I gotta leave town
Yeah, real quick. What does this mean for me and Barry?
Yeah, Rob thought it was a laser.
Yeah, she was talking about him for fucking weeks.
Yeah, so I wanted to ask you...
Yeah, sorry about that. I think I was just a little jealous
Yeah, that must be his kid
Yeah, that's my girl
Yeah, we were, uh, we were at this bar hanging one time,
Yeah, we work well together.
Yeah, well, don't worry about it, because Natalie is.
Yeah, well, everyone else has something, so.
Yeah, well, I guess then so am I. Right?
Yeah, well, see, the thing is,
Yeah, well, that makes sense, doesn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be cool, right?
Yeah, you and Barry are doing
Yeah, you know what, buddy?
Yeah, you're like a weird nut I can't crack.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! No! Fuck it! I'm out!
Yeah! You're damn right it's great.
Yeah? Well, I am so sorry
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. And when I was down there, I...
Yeah. I asked her. She doesn't want to talk about it.
Yeah. I mean, when I first started in
Yeah. I take them for the craft.
Yeah. I... I went to J. Crew, and this was on the mannequin.
Yeah. I'll tell you what. Why don't you...
Yeah. It's gonna be a party.
Yeah. No, she... She could do anything
Yeah. No. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh no, that's called "waiting."
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Okay. Proceed. I'll get out of your hair.
Yeah. That's sort of the problem.
Yeah. We all took a quiz.
Yeah. Yeah. It's a little nerve racking
Yes
Yes, absolutely.
Yes, because they are short, right.
Yes, because they are short, right.
Yes, I did.
Yes, I sent you my link.
Yes, or we kill him now.
Yes, or we kill him now.
Yes, was Yojimbo his only film?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Have you seen Doubt?
Yes! I am. Not Lady Macbeth.
Yes! Ow!
Yes?
Yes? When?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Meet me at 6:30, at Jake's, a half hour before the show.
Yes. No, yes, you can
You all just said that!
You already said they are taking up in hotel.
You and I both know there is no one in this class at my level.
You and wacko do the hit...
You and your guys, you're all over the map.
You are a real actor.
You are a super good guy
You are deferential
You are in America now, man. Yeah.
You are not listening to your acting partner.
You are really loyal.
You are so little.
You are the fuck... Tell me you're the man.
You are, Barry.
You bald fuck. Fuck you, man.
You bet.
You brought a lipstick cam to a hit,
You came charging out there, huh?
You came here to give me an assignment?
You can
You can have all the money. Get out
You can just drive and become whoever you want to be.
You can kick me right in the genitals.
You can tell me about it.
You can wear your apron
You can't just come here,
You can't? You ca...
You catch it, you know, flying into LAX.
You check all the boxes.
You check all the boxes.
You choose one and I'll help you prepare before tomorrow
You closed the door on being able to do anything else.
You come back to Cleveland, and we'll go back to work.
You could have Barry handle these things?
You could have Barry handle these things?
You could've really fucked us, but, fortunately for you,
You couldn't fucking hear me?
You cracked the case.
You deserve it.
You deserve it.
You did do what I did. You tried to kill me.
You did do what I did. You tried to kill me.
You did not think I would find you?
You didn't bring that fucking lipstick camera with you, did you?
You didn't kill those Bolivians yet, did ya?
You didn't kill those Bolivians yet, did ya?
You didn't like the way I was talking to him?
You didn't move all the way across the country for that.
You don't do that.
You don't need to tell them that.
You ever heard of Warren Buffet, the world's greatest investor?
You find one in unexpected places.
You follow him around and be personal photographer?
You forgot your laptop.
You fucking asshole!
You fucking moron!
You get on the 10 freeway, it's the Christopher
You go back to whatever nook of the world you call home
You go in there today and do it just like that,
You Google great monologues,
You got an audition this afternoon.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
You gotta change that name.
You gotta change that name.
You gotta help her with her bags.
You gotta take this class, bro!
You guys gotta get to school.
You guys seem so happy. This could... this could end all that.
You guys were just trying to do the work,
You guys, fucking Barry couldn't be bothered to show up.
You had to draw on something so painful.
You have one new voice message.
You have three new voice messages.
You have to give yourself more credit
You have to listen to the way she's talking to you
You have to stop this campaign against me.
You have two new voice messages.
You haven't told anybody about this, have you?
You just gave it to me, everything I needed.
You just hit my fucking face.
You just proved it at Pazar's. It's who you are.
You just said the three could be alibied out.
You just told me he is alive,
You just used up your one free audit class.
You killed a bunch of my guys,
You killed a bunch of my guys,
You killed two of my men.
You killed two of my men.
You know about the acting class?
You know he has to die, right?
You know how many fucking chicks
You know how this shit goes.
You know how this shit goes.
You know how you and I talk all the time about my purpose,
You know how you and I talk all the time about my purpose?
You know I can't do that, Barry.
You know I have been a fan of yours for a while.
You know Taylor has to die, right?
You know the one where he's the bad guy and he's got the limp?
You know the one where Sandy Bullock interrupts football practice.
You know the song "Fly Like an Eagle"
You know what they're gonna say? They're gonna say,
You know what?
You know what?
You know what? I'm gonna do something else.
You know what? That is so lovely. If it was you.
You know why everything went to hell, right?
You know,
You know, and that's where I'm my happiest.
You know, Barry,
You know, Bolivians get wind of this,
You know, Bolivians get wind of this,
You know, buddy, I have to be honest.
You know, but really, I said it like a...
You know, clean up the blood, maybe add some French doors,
You know, getting to that, taking that apart,
You know, Goran,
You know, he never got a chance to apologize to me.
You know, I did one of those online quizzes
You know, I feel like the unknown
You know, I have a few notes.
You know, I I... I'll be here in the command center,
You know, I think my first and only love is the theater...
You know, I use my past all the time in my work.
You know, I used to be a Marine, so...
You know, I... I swore an oath to your dad
You know, I'm seeing a trend in your work, and it's disturbing,
You know, I've done my share of ride a longs.
You know, I've done my share of ride alongs.
You know, if you keep it up at this level,
You know, if you wish list The Four Agreements on Amazon,
You know, it doesn't make me a psycho.
You know, it's just us going in there.
You know, it's our one week anniversary.
You know, killing all of Pazar's guys, and together, man...
You know, like I didn't leave my house for months, and ah...
You know, like, "Your turn to riff, man. Take it away!"
You know, like, because once you start
You know, put me up with a rifle on top of the hill there,
You know, she was always such an operator,
You know, she's in, like, a secret club or..
You know, so instead of burning another
You know, sometimes, you just have to shut up...
You know, that they attacked us.
You know, that... that I was going to the gym.
You know, that's what this class is about...
You know, there's a world where...
You know, when Cousineau sends me the Mamet stuff,
You know, when I got back from Afghanistan I, ah...
You know, when I was 12 years..
You know, you made me do it!
You know, you want people to be able to find you, right?
You know?
You know? He tried to kill me,
You know? I love gack.
You know. All right the money's good,
You know...
You know...
You know...
You leave arbitration to the fucking pearly gates!
You left me a message. You said you had
You look like shit.
You made him a bad dude.
You mailed a bullet?
You make a your bed.
You motherfucker! Fuck you too!
You must've really impressed him with your mono.
You need a code to unlock it.
You need to break out, and I've got the perfect anecdote for you.
You need to get out of here right now. You understand?
You need to go home, Mr. Cousineau.
You need to relax.
You need to work out and until then
You okay, dude?
You owe me a swift kick in the balls.
You play the market, Goran? Stocks, bonds?
You probably are next.
You put me in big fucking bind, buddy!
You refer to me as Dr. Audrina Borowitz."
You remember your training? Do you?
You said it because you're trying to protect me,
You said the stash house, and I said, "Well, take it."
You said you needed more manpower for a bum rush.
You see soup. What kind of soup?
You see this... apron?
You sent a bullet to the Bolivians? What, like in the mail?
You should fucking ace that dude.
You should get rid of him.
You should've killed him at the stash house like you were supposed to.
You sound like a psychopath.
You sound like an accountant or something.
You sound like an accountant or something.
You stuck your tail between your legs,
You take out who you're told, when you're told.
You take that money, kill Fuches,
You talk of freedom?
You think about... Take your hands out of your pocket.
You think acting could be your purpose?
You think acting could be your purpose?
You think Eric did it?
You think that story about Ralph Macchio's true?
You think you can stick me with this donkey
You took my fucking stash house!
You try 0 0 0 1.
You two working together makes total sense
You understand me?
You understand?
You understand?
You wanna do a scene with me?
You wanna know what I'm good at?
You wanna know what I'm good at?
You want a beer or something?
You want coffee, something?
You want I should go get a Babka, huh?
You want me to get out of here for my own safety
You want something people can remember.
You want the big rat?
You want to be here on Thursday, you better prepare a monologue.
You want to blow off steam? You do it after class.
You want to do a comedy with me?
You want to go far, go together."
You want to have a hobby or something, you could take up...
You wear big boy who takes down stash house pants.
You wear pissy pants.
You were emotional and... and honest and...
You were following Barry?
You were in the service, right? Right?
You were so chill, you just...
You were... Oh my God, you were so great.
You would be my...
You you... you don't wanna... You don't... what?
You.
You... you look great.
You... You need to kill this guy before he gets you killed.
You'd recognize him.
You'd recognize him.
You'll be there, I'll be there. Does this look military to you?
You'll go there.
You'll leave... and I'll stay
You'll refer to me as Dr. Audrina Borowitz."
You'll see that
You're a fucking hit man,
You're a fucking psycho.
You're a good guy, Denzel.
You're a goofball too.
You're a killer, Barry. You kill the bad guys.
You're a puta this and maricón that
You're a real actor, Barry. I saw it,
You're bigger than that.
You're doing this to me, man
You're driving this car, you got those sick new threads,
You're fucking welcome.
You're going to help me with my audition?
You're gonna be a fucking actor now?
You're gonna be an amazing Macbeth... uh, Scottish king.
You're gonna get right on this, right?
You're gonna have to nail this
You're gonna say it back to her.
You're gonna say something to Sally,
You're here?
You're just kind of saying words.
You're just so fucking creepy.
You're nice.
You're not gonna believe this.
You're not on the management side of things.
You're right. You're right.
You're saying it like you mean it.
You're scattered, Goran.
You're so creepy, man.
You're standing at the window.
You're still going to that class, yes?
You're stuck. Barry, I need you to surrender.
You're supposed to get it off the camera.
You're talking about my process and stuff.
You're trying to create a mood with a bullet.
You're up there, you're stinking up my stage, babe.
You're, like, the best actress I've ev...
You've been pretty amazing.
You've come home and told me that everybody is up in your grill at work,
Your back.
Your eyes as big as saucers.
Your favorite soup.
Your line. Every line.
Your money. That's funny.
Yours was cracked, so I... I bought you a new one.
Yup?
Yup?
10cc's of pure Mamet.
26K and change stuffed
Chht!
Hmm.
Hmm.
...crying all day. Hey.
...that you want? I want what Bolivians have.
...when we get there. But I haven't checked with Goran yet.
...where Ryan Madison worked. Uh huh?
...you could take over... Yes, yes, yes!
"Endgame"? Yeah.
"Training." Oh shit.
***. Waste him! Now, now, now!
♪ And the sun shines daily ♪ Oh God
Aah! Zach!
About a Bolivian stash house. Shut the fuck up.
Absolutely. ...24...
Ah, I was doing a recon... Ah.
Ah. Ah... ahh!
Ah. No.
All right, everyone. Everyone.
All right, what else we got? Some gum?
All right? I will.
All right. Shotgun.
Am I gonna see you? Go home.
and Antonio here, he's from, um... Puerto Rico.
and I am a person, Barry. I know you are.
and it's got a lot of words. I was Bonnie.
And then it was easier. Oh.
and they're super nice. The whole class,
Any neighbors with security cameras? No, but...
Anyway... No tienes que hacer esto!
Are they? What you gonna do? Come on.
Are we doing another scene? Liv was just one of the Bombers.
Are you okay? Yeah. No, yeah, thank you.
Are you playing someone in the military? A medic.
Asshole! God! Zach!
at a memorial. Please, Gene.
Aw, so sweet. Right.
Barry Berkman. Sasha Baxter
Barry Block? Yeah.
Barry, you want to be an actor? Mm hmm
Barry! You are the man. Keep it down.
Barry. Barry what?
Barry. Get out. Get out.
Barry. All right. Okay.
Because being shot is very painful. Yes.
Because...? I'm not really sure.
Beer, submarine sandwich? Uh uh.
Berkman. Well, Barry Berkman,
Boss... Look. Here, finally,
Bravo. Kiss the cook!
Buddy. Fellas.
But can I see you again? I'm I'm... No!
but I've worked out a little"... Okay, okay. No, no, no.
But one thing I do know? Hmm?
but thank you. What?
Can I get one of those with cheese? Absolutely, Jon Hamm.
Can we stay on topic? Yeah, it's probably
Can't you just shoot him? Yeah, no I...
Cancer. Yeah, dozens. There are so many cancers.
Chris Lucado, L U C A... That him?
Chris! Fuck!
Come inside. No.
Come on down. Gentlemen?
Come on, Cristobal! Don't pull that gun on me.
Come on. No, I'm done. Get out.
Come on. So... do something goofy.
Consommé? I don't know.
Cool. They're harmless.
Cool. Wait, you guys need some money?
Coors? "Coors."
Coors? Curves
Denver. Denver...
Did you get the part? Oh, they freaked out.
Did you kill him? No.
Do I know him? Well, he just finished shooting.
Do I... I'm sorry. Okay
Do you feel... do you feel the handle? Yeah.
Do you have any water? You seem a little nervous.
Do you have whiskey? No.
Do you not want to do the scene? Just... I've never...
Do you see him? Don't look at him. Okay.
do you think maybe you could help me... Sally?
Do you wanna wake her? No.
Do you? No. No, I don't.
drunk in public, Mm hmm.
Dude, relax! Relax, man! Get outta the fucking car!
During 'Nam. During 'Nam.
Eric. Hi!
even if we want to. Yeah, I wasn't thinking that.
Five, six... Hold on
Fuches? Hey.
Fuck yeah! Keep it down.
Fuck! Also, you killed Fuches yet?
Fucking kids. Fucking kids.
Fucking wild. Fucking kids.
Get out of the car, Chris. What? Why? Whoa...
Get out. Get out, now. I'll... I'll see you at home.
Get your cart. All right? Pretend to do this?
Go Gators! Jermaine's from, uh..
God damn it! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Good night. Good night.
Good night. Good night.
Good, okay. We pay you...
Good. Good.
Goran here? He's totally here. Come on in.
Goran. You have many balls to come here.
Goran. Goran. I think that's a great idea, Goran.
Got it. Right.
Great. ...25...
Great. Great. Okay, thanks, Barry.
Great. Oh... whoa! Watch your toes.
Hands in! Guys.
Hardcore, hmm? Pictures stay up.
Have a good day. Break a leg.
Have a good day. Thanks.
having it out on a bench in Central Park. Mmm hmm
He lent me a book. He's... No, no, no. Stop thinking. Kill Ryan.
He looks just fucking like you, dude. I fucking know.
He was about to call it off. Yeah.
He's a Marine. I don't fucking care who he is.
He's a physical trainer in Silverlake.
Hello? Sally, it's Mike.
Her soul is fucked, as well as Macbeth's. Yeah.
Here we go, Mikey. Now, big smiles. You look so pretty.
Here we go. Say, "Cheese."
Here. What's this?
Hey, Barry. Hey.
Hey, Barry. Hey, hey. Yeah?
Hey, buddy. Hey, bud.
Hey, Detective. Mmm?
Hey, Fuches. Hey, buddy.
Hey, girl! Hi.
Hey, hey. All right.
Hey, hey. Okay, I think we're next. Hey.
Hey, Janice? Yeah.
Hey, Mr. Cousineau. You weren't in class today
Hey, you know what I think? What?
Hey, you okay? Yeah.
Hey! Barry, you're back!
Hey! Hey! Hey.
Hey. Hi. I'm Zach Burrows.
Hey. Hmm?
Hey. What?
Hey. Hey, Barry, it's okay. It just... it's just messed up.
Hey. Hey, Barry, it's okay. It just... it's just messed up.
Hey. Hey! Ow!
Hey. I booked an audition. Oh, cool.
Hey. Shh. Hey. And you know what? You didn't notice,
Hi. ...finally, for the first time.
Hi. Hello, my love.
Hi. How's it going? Hey, how did it go?
Hi. How's it going? Oh! Hey.
Hi. Oh.
How are you? Good. Great.
How far from here? It's like an hour maybe.
How far from here? It's like an hour maybe.
How is he still alive? Shh.
How many guys? Uh, I don't know.
How many guys? Uh, I don't know.
How? Confess.
Huh, cool. Oh, wow.
Huh. Ah.
I am so fucked. Ah.
I am? Yeah. I...
I am? Yes!
I can't even begin to imagine. I know.
I cannot believe... That is not fair Gene!
I did. Then play it.
I don't get it. Yeah, 'cause when I look at you,
I don't know what that means. Let's pick a soup.
I don't know. You are too modest.
I don't... Let's pick a soup.
I got it pretty good, right? When was this?
I gotta get my tooth. Fuck your goddamn tooth.
I guess I don't understand. All right. Listen.
I I I didn't realise you were an actor Oh, I'm not an actor.
I I I... I don't think I can. It's not that hard, here...
I I was outside going... Excuse me. I don't give a shit.
I I... I can do that? Well, you do what you wanna do.
I just like broth. I need help.
I killed a guy. Right.
I know. But, Sally, you know the expression.
I know. We're talking perfection.
I love you. Okay. Stop. All right.
I never named my chickens. I just...
I thought we were going together? Yeah.
I wanna put it in before we go,
I want the big rat. I'm... I'm just a little rusty
I want to go to Disneyland. Okay.
I wanted to give him the whole... He gets it.
I was on the phone and... Ah!
I... What?
I'm an actress. I work in auto parts.
I'm goofball? Yeah.
I'm not doing a monologue. What would be a good mono for you?
I'm not even there. That's the whole point.
I'm polite. You...
I'm really proud of you. Thanks.
I'm working, remember? All right. I'll make you a proposition.
if you have any questions. Roger that.
impressed... Okay. Trash that footage!
In kilometer, I don't know... Hey
in, say, 10? That sounds great.
Indian guy...? In... India...? Oh, Indiana Jones?
Is he angry? I can't tell.
Is she okay? Oh my God.
Is this the back or the front? Mm.
It costs, it costs. Oh, it's good, though.
It made me feel really good. Okay, but what about
It never aired. It was really good.
It sounds amazing. You'd be the priest.
It's a cozy little place, babe. Cozy.
It's beautiful. Hey, Barry.
It's because they wanted it the most. Wanted it the most.
It's because they wanted it the most. Wanted it the most.
It's business. Yes!
It's done. Sitting on good news...
It's done. You are the fucking man.
It's false, Sally. I, look, I I know,
It's just that timing is key. Right.
It's just... Janice, for three nights,
It's okay. Sorry about that.
It's okay. This day sucks.
It's over though, right? Yeah.
It's so nice. He does great work!
It's terrible. Fine. Guys,
It's The Usual Suspects. Ah, American Beauty...
Janice is here
Janice. Janice. Hey. Hey, Barry.
Jeez. Again?
Jesus Christ. Okay, we can... we can tell them
Jesus. Think soup.
Jesus. God damn it. Woo!
Johnson's writing the lead." That was funnier.
just 'cause I don't wanna like...
just because they're the best? No. Yes. No.
Just listen and focus. Okay.
Just look at the shelf. I can't.
just to feel the weight of it. Wow.
Just... Good night. Sure.
K PAX. K PAX.
Kilometers, please. Why does that matter?
Lentil vegetable? Yeah. That's fine.
Let me kill him. Are you deaf?
Let's go. Thank you.
Let's just... Janice, please. Barry. Barry!
Let's talk about this, please. Barry.
Like fucking her. Fucking. Motive.
Like that? Guys! Fellas. Guys.
Like, maybe there was sickness. Sickness. Yes.
Loach! Yeah?
Look at me. Answer me. No.
Look at this. Look. Oh, that's fucking crazy.
Look, I'm just looking out for the group. Are you?
Mamet? Yeah, you're gonna play Blake
Maybe a steak for your face? Thanks. No.
Maybe I deserve it. Fuck.
Me? You're a goofball.
Mm hmm? From where I'm standing,
Mm hmm. ...but I fought for you...
Mm hmm. Cool.
Mm hmm. His real name...
Mm hmm. Oh, okay, I see.
Mm hmm. Shooter was either crouching
Mm hmm. So, where are we?
Mm hmm. They did not think you were right...
Mm. Yeah, we did a scene in class from CSI
Mmm
Mmm! I don't have the time.
Mmm. And I just think this time...
Mmm. God, it must've been such a challenge
Mmm. Thinking how maybe I need a break.
Mom! Fuck!
money. Money.
most likely about the mother, like... Excuse me.
Mr. Gene Cousineau. How can I help you, Mr. Cousineau?
Mwah! Hey! Mwah! Oh. Hey. Okay.
My agent. And who's your agent?
My agent. Oh.
no one will ever know any... Wait, wait, wait!
No one will ever know..
No tienes que hacer esto! Shit.
No, I, um... This is not Cheers.
No, I... Let's do it. Okay. Yay.
No, it is. Yeah.
No, it's not okay. No, this is a good thing.
No, no, no, I'm not going... I told you to go.
No, no, no, listen. Just listen to me. I'm gonna cuff ya,
No. "No"?
No. No, I know, you don't wear pissy pants.
No. Small blinking item?
No. No, wait. I saw that one. Mm mm.
Nobody's actually from L.A., Barry. Oh, I am though,
Nope. Am I under oath?
Nope. I don't know why I just asked you that.
not do anything, lay low. No, I can't!
Nothing'll go wrong! "Nothing'll go wrong"?
Now, take the shot! Shoot him, now! Hey...
of your talking to that guy and stuff. Okay.
Oh good. Barry. Barry.
Oh my God! Who's Stovka?
Oh my gosh. It's so good... Hi.
Oh no. Yeah, so you can totally say no,
Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah?
Oh yeah. Oh God. I was totally kidding.
Oh, Curves. Right, Curves. Curves. The gym. The gym.
Oh, hey. Do you know... Oh!
Oh, I love it, yes. You know, to me,
Oh, Janice. What?
Oh, no worries. Thank you so much.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Ow! Okay. A legend! Oh! Right, right
Oh! We're going right into it? Okay. Yeah!
Oh. Come on, let's go dance.
Oh. I know,
Oh. Now, I make calls to my family,
Oh. Yeah.
Oh. I'm sorry. Sorry. Gimme a second
Oh. Um... This is a mistake.
Oh. Yeah, sure. Honey.
Okay, you need to let that go. Okay? Oh my God.
Okay? Which I happen to have on my phone too.
Okay. I followed Ryan yesterday
Okay. I get to this point
Okay. I just feel like you've got
Okay. Look, I'm in position,
Okay. Oh, I... I don't dance.
Okay. Okay? It's called being professional.
Okay. They are sending Lucky's replacement.
Okay. You know what? Just... just, well..
Okay. You know, that would ruin everything.
Okay. You're waiting. You're not listening.
Okay. Okay. Sit with Daddy, okay?
Okay. Thank you for coming. Thank you. Okay.
or an arcade or something? Yeah, totally.
or romantic entanglements? Mmm, well...
or something... Whoa, whoa, whoa, just... sit.
Orson Welles for one. Oh, for God's sake!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Question. Mm hmm?
Quien eres? Fucking Christ.
Quien eres? Fucking Christ.
Really? Yup.
remember, 'cause... Nick is from Florida.
Right on. Fuck. Oh!
Right, that's what I would do. Absolutely.
Right? Yes, it'll be fine.
Right. for sure, but mostly...
Right. You have to listen to the attitude,
Ryan would've wanted this. Hey, you know what?
Ryan, you're up! Uh...
Sally Reed. And your occupation.
Sally Reed. And your occupation.
Sally? Yes.
See how it feels. Bye.
She made him do it. So, what? So he's off the hook?
Shit! Oh shit!
Shit. ...when we're the same fucking age?
Shit. Oh, sorry. Are you all right, honey?
Simply unreal. Okay. When I was kid,
so check it for details. Thank you.
So do you. Oh, thanks.
so get to it
So he as a bad actor? Yes.
so you can stop there. Okay, the point is... the point is,
So you guys want him gone? Yes.
so, "Yo," Y O... Detective Moss.
So, what was the show? Oh, you never heard of it.
So, what's your deal? What's my deal?
So... What?
so... Yeah. All right. Cool.
Someplace else you need to be, Barry? No. No.
Something simple. Mm hmm.
Stop, stop. Mom!
Super tragic. I... Super tragic.
Take him out? Mm hmm.
Take him out? Mm hmm.
Take the shot! ***.
Thank you! You're welcome.
Thank you. Stay outta this.
Thank you. Woo!
Thanks, Hank. No, thank you, Barry.
That seems fair. Mmm. Can you drive me?
That sounds awesome. Okay.
That sounds good. All right.
That was amazing. Thanks.
That was great. You think so?
That was not the greatest chicken? Uh uh.
That'll work for me. Really?
That's cold. Oh please!
That's cool. Different.
That's great. We fucked up.
The chicken? It's all right.
The miracle of high speed Internet. Sure.
the prescription. Not Linda,
Them? The acting class
They did? Yeah.
They did? For the lead? ...18...
They saw that? Oh, yeah.
They took your statement? Yeah.
Think Ryan stashed it? Maybe
Thirst is not an emotion. No
Thirst? Thirst?
This cannot be a thing. I understand.
This guy and Ryan were working together. Okay, just slow down.
This is nice. Yes! Nice.
This is Ryan Madison.
This is the thing! Get out!
This stuff is free, right? Shut up. Come on.
To be an actress. Again!
To Ryan. Ryan
Turn it off! Come on...
Uh, grocery store. Are you asking me or you telling me?
Uh, hey, Moss. Where's my video?
Um... Alana? Yes.
Usual Suspects Did you just move here, Barry?
Vacha was... Hey.
Wait. He shot himself? Yeah, he decided
Wanna put him on my lap? Okay, yeah.
was in the window there. Mm hmm.
was Vacha's brother. Ooh. Whoa.
was... Richard Krempf.
We didn't want you to yell at us. All right.
We found 'em here. Sorry, sir. Can't come in right now.
We leave. Yes. Well, actually, no.
We love you! Gene!
We start on time. Absolutely.
We'll cross that bridge... We'll probably kill you
We'll get a deal. That's great. I love that, actually.
We're gonna crush it. Gonna set this bitch off
We're linked! Nothing about you.
We're studying to be actors. Right.
We're... we're a team. So, why you wanna leave?
Well done. Well done. Bravo!
Well, he wasn't that great. Hey, let's not...
Well, that's good, Janice. Okay.
Well, that's not a problem. You pay in cash.
Well, yeah, kinda. Do not fucking tell me what I am.
Well... This is not playtime, Barry.
What a fucking baby. Pussy.
What do you mean you don't know? I don't know.
What do you want? Fuches is here.
What does that mean? I mean, I don't recall
What the fuck do I say? Don't say anything.
What the fuck is that? It... it doesn't matter.
What the fuck was that? What? Nothing.
What the fuck, Barry? No, no, I got this.
What the fuck? It's fucking wild, right?
What the hell? I think you just locked it.
what we might become? No. It is not...
What you gonna do? Oh!
What? ...so you owe me 1700 bucks.
What? "Coors."
What? I think he did.
What? Or not.
What? Yeah, casting's fucked this year. Fucked.
What? Yeah!
What? You're already here.
What? Why? Whoa. Get outta the fucking car.
What's going on here? All right. All right.
What's that from? What?
What's this? Money, from the stash house.
What's this? Our next job.
What's this? Our next job.
What's up, dude? Said you needed more manpower
What's with the laptop? Oh, uh, this is for you.
What's wrong? This, uh...
What's your thing? Uhh...
where I have a decision to make. Mmm.
Where'd you shoot? South Africa for nine months.
Who's Zach? Pinocchio?
Whoa, whoa! Dude, dude, dude! Get outta the car now!
Whoa. Whoa. ...killing Bolivian leader. All of it.
Whose line? My line.
Why because it's cheaper, or...? Because it is smarter Barry.
Why didn't you let him call it off? I know!
Why not? Why would I work for you?
Why show footage? You are just impressed It's important for him to know.
Why? Forget about it.
Why? Someone bought it?
With me luck. Good luck.
with yourself for planting camera. I'm not
Woo hoo! Ready!
Woo! Fucking get shot!
Wouldn't it? Am I right? Yeah. Yeah. Yes! Yes, you're right.
Wow. I was, like, 18,
Yay! Is he smiling?
Yeah you will. It's about talent...
Yeah, but doesn't Macbeth have free will? Yeah.
Yeah, duh, we all would do that. Yeah, of course.
Yeah, good on you, man. Thanks.
Yeah, no, I know. Ryan was very upset.
Yeah, no, no, I... I thought you knew that.
Yeah, you know. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I do know.
Yeah! Okay!
Yeah! Woo! Come on!
Yeah? Take a picture?
Yeah? Yeah
Yeah? Yeah, it's getting there.
Yeah? Okay. Thank you, guys. Yup, you're good.
Yeah. "Incredible" or "amazing"?
Yeah. Here.
Yeah. Oh yes!
Yeah. Oh, cool.
Yeah. Oh. Okay.
Yeah. Plenty of training then?
Yeah. Weeks.
Yeah. Yeah, we just settled on that font.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You pay in advance.
Yeah. You're coming to opening night, right?
Yeah. Okay, so what time? Sevenish.
Yeah. Yeah
Yeah. Yeah, we are. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Taking a little time for that.
Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for understanding.
Yes, you're right. All right, let's take a tight five
Yes! Done.
Yes. Yeah.
Yes. Yes, I am. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's great.
You better get out of your own way. Okay.
You can tell... Gene's here!
You didn't hear? Uh uh.
You fucked him up! Yeah. Yeah. This arm is bullshit.
You gotta pay the bills, right? That's right. Fine.
You guys are assholes. FBI.
You guys want him gone? Yes.
you just would've respected that. Right.
You know I love you. Ooh. Mmm.
You know that I had to do that, right? Mmm.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
You know what? I got it. I think that's what we should do.
you know... Acting class
You left the word "out" out. Yeah. Oh shoot
You motherfucker. What?
You pay in advance. Yeah, no, I know.
You see right there? He can fix that.
You should totally do that. Or... or Brad Pitt from Fight Club.
You sure? Yeah, let's hit it.
You would not die for that chicken? Uh uh. Uh uh.
You, Goran. Yes.
You're here! Where is everybody?
You're not? No.
You're right. No. They're right.
You're... you're welcome. Okay. Thank you.
Yup. You know, I won't think less of you
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..."refer to me as...
...and he had it written into his will
...and then afterwards, you take him out.
...because I really, really, really want you to get this.
...but I'm going to put that aside for now,
...but she's been fucking lying about her age for years.
...cannot once start me.
...fly like Bug Bunny in Space Jam.
...for me, and I, in turn, could...
...from www.DHL.com,
...if Mr. Cousineau's in the office?
...in this guy's apartment, and he was like, "Dance."
...mailing bullet concept
...such films as Rashomon, famous for...
...to mold him.
...was best Chechen assassin.
...which led us to the conclusion
...you really let me have it today,
'cause I mean who wants to follow up a
'Cause I'm a cop...
'cause it looks like he got away.
'Cause it looks like, um, a thumb with arms.
'Cause it looks like, um, a thumb with arms.
'cause Ryan didn't have much life outside of these two places, right?
'Cause that's all we've ever seen in here.
'cause that's why I know when to say my lines.
'Cause that's... That's our turnoff right there.
'cause there no hope for me, right?
'Cause usually in the front of a head, there's a face.
'Cause, like, I have IBS.
"...familiar to my slaughterous thoughts
"...would at a dismal treatise,
"all the perfumes of Arabia could not sweeten
"and my fell of hair would at...
"Anybody wanna see what second prize is?
"As you all know, first prize
"Barry Block."
"Barry would notice, I mean, if someone's following him.
"Be impeccable with your word."
"Be impeccable with your word."
"but you need to make me two promises in return.
"Can you put that coffee down?
"Cannot once start me!"
"Coffee's for closers, only.
"Create account." Great.
"Dear diary, today,
"Do you mark that?"
"Do you think I'm gonna lose my leg, miss?"
"Don't make assumptions."
"Dr. Audrina Borowitz.
"Eh, you took my fucking stash house.
"From now on when you refer to me,
"From now on when you refer to me,
"Go to, go to. You... have known what you should not."
"Here's the smell of the blood still:
"Hey, I want this!" Can you tell me one thing?
"Hi. I'm from downtown. I'm from Mitch and Murray.
"I did what everybody else wanted me to do.
"I have almost forgot
"I have supped..."
"I love you"?
"I won't let you lose your leg,
"I... I know man who got away.
"is a Cadillac El Dorado.
"Is it done?" Hank, you know,
"It is same fucking moron
"just one week to regain your jobs,
"Listen, Duffy, I want you to tear out the whole front page."
"My Queen, the Lord... My... my...
"Now here is a guy who knows exactly what he wants
"Now, Listen, Duffy, I want you to tear out the whole front page.
"Oh my gosh, maybe I am only good at killing."
"Oh yeah, let's have Barry do it. He's fucking Jason Bourne!"
"Okay, we're adding a little something
"Okay. And what's the other promise?"
"One, you never stop fighting.
"One...
"Out, damned spot!
"Out, damned spot!"
"Out, I say!
"Second prize
"She has spoke what she should not, I am sure of that:
"Stand like this. Clean your gun.
"starting with tonight.
"That's what I said, the whole front page
"That's what I said, the whole front page.
"The car." What's that mean? Which car?
"the taste of fears.
"The time has been my senses would have cooled.
"They're amazing creatures."
"Third prize is you're fired,
"This team is your family, you protect his blind side".
"To hear a night shriek,
"To morrow, and to morrow...
"to this month's sales contest.
"Uh, so, you've got... All of you got
"What, will these hands ne'er be clean?
"Whole front page out. Johnson will write the lead
"Why, then, 'tis time to do't."
"You call yourself a salesman?
"You have to stop this campaign against me."
"You listen to me, soldier.
"You son of a bitch.
"You want to go fast, go it alone.
"You'll stop calling me 'miss.'
♪ A mirror up to nature, every person he played ♪
♪ A Yankee Doodle, do or die ♪
♪ And when I reached Jamaica I made a stop ♪
♪ But I'm sad to say I'm on my way ♪
♪ Down the way ♪
♪ Gonna miss this actor/personal trainer ♪
♪ He gave me five bucks to go to Del Taco ♪
♪ He used to be alive, but now he's not, yo! ♪
♪ I cannot contain this herd I'm explaining ♪
♪ I took a trip on a sailing ship ♪
♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy ♪
♪ In class, I'm Eric, but y'all can call me Unchain ♪
♪ It's absurd and insane, in rehearsals he slayed ♪
♪ My heart is down, my head is turning around ♪
♪ On the mountain top ♪
♪ This life and death phenomenon is commonplace and mundane ♪
♪ Where the nights are gay ♪
♪ Won't be back for many a day ♪
♪ I had to leave a little girl in Kingston Town ♪
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