Transparent - Season 3 Edit

A bang I can play with.

A Beverly Hills housewife, you know?

A big reunion with what?

A blonde, a brunette, an Asian, whatever.

A camera from Sarah and Len.

A client for, like, one session.

A dreamy place. It's relaxing.

A few years ago, but still...

A J, Dr. Gunderson, a J.

A letter from someone who has a PhD in psychology

A lot more than you did in seminary.

A lot, and I don't like having to pretend,

A new shape, but, uh,

A post game on our fucking.

A reason, or it's beshert.

A sleazy banker look on you.

A sleazy banker to me.

A waffle is just a delivery system

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Oh, God!

Aah.

Aah.

Aah. Oh, my God, ow.

About how I needed, you know, my own space,

About me joining the board, by the way.

About your surgery?

Actually, I changed my mind,

Actually, I don't know.

Actually, I ****d my hand with some weird chick's vagina.

Actually, you're not.

After dinner.

Again.

Against that ever happening again, right?

Ah, this show's the best.

Ah!

Ah. I'll see you tomorrow.

Ah. Uh, The Rainbow, Enuf, Suicide...

Ahem. Just...

Ahem. Well, I always say that there is a difference

Ahh, there she is.

Ahh. Is it working for you?

Alexandra, I'm so glad you're here with us today.

Ali and I decided that we were going to do this

Ali texted and said she's a maybe.

Ali, he's going in my room.

Ali, please. Ali, open wide.

All are welcome here, okay?

All bright eyed and bushy tailed.

All for myself because it's too much.

All for the doctor to say I'm not old enough,

All my girlfriends told me not to bother with bottom surgery,

All right now. Okay, okay!

All right, all right,

All right, all right, all right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, here we go.

All right, here we go. Let's go. Drop, drop.

All right, I'll go.

All right, Jerry, let's get some runs out there!

All right, just breathe in through your nostrils

All right, just say whatever comes to your head.

All right, look, all I mean to say

All right, man. Well, return my email, all right?

All right, okay, okay, okay.

All right, ready? Go!

All right, well, now that Vicky and I are through,

All right?

All right? And that... There'll be no malpractice. Okay?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I'll load it up.

All right. I'm nervous.

All right. Let me ask all the guys

All right. See ya later.

All right. Um, I was on the deck of this ship,

All right. What do you do? You just grab 'em?

All the Boymelgreen men, they want to be women.

All the way from the airport

All these points are good for travel.

All those in favor?

All you have to do is create a space...

Always in the back of his mind, he's like,

Always the most crowded place at the party?

Always. So anyway, is there something

Am I, like, the hottest shit that that temple has ever seen?

Am I?

And a place where we can all...

And accept Jesus into their heart?

And Ali... Ali Pfefferman.

And all of mankind in His own image.

And also, Zacky pooped all by himself on a play date.

And breathe out through your mouth, okay?

And can you change the M, please?

And can you come get the Squatty Potty after school?

And could I get a couple of those tacos?

And do you accept Jesus Christ

And don't forget, there's one in silver, too.

And eat ice cream sandwiches all day.

And enter the rest of our week.

And everyone chooses, like, a particular, like, avatar,

And everyone is working collectively,

And eyes like that

And feminist dystopia.

And from that place, I feel like I can love.

And fucking diagnose me?

And give it ritual and community

And goyische lights.

And guide us in Your ways.

And hate me or murder me or something.

And he could have done something,

And he didn't do it

And he thinks it's strong enough

And he was mine, by the way

And he... he's just spent thousands of dollars on equipment you don't need.

And headphones in, please?

And her name was, uh, Rita Holt.

And I almost have enough points with everything we've got.

And I already put out my emails,

And I am so grateful to be celebrating my 70th birthday

And I can tell people about it?

And I can tell you're still not flossing.

And I do not want to die

And I don't think surgery can do anything to help that.

And I don't think you're gonna be a very pretty woman,

And I don't want to max them out and pay a lot of interest.

And I don't want to, and I just... I...

And I encouraged him to come.

And I feel like I'm...

And I found this little gem.

And I got older.

And I had trouble keeping up with the bills.

And I have been thinking about this a lot.

And I have to go off hormones, which I've done,

And I imagined how deep it would go,

And I just feel safe with him.

And I just left the door open while I drove?

And I just want to gather together in a circle

And I just wanted the best for her,

And I knew you were gonna ask me about it so I...

And I know that.

And I know there's gonna be, like, hard days and stuff,

And I need my fuckin' foster parents

And I picture them wrapping me up like a...

And I remember I couldn't stop.

And I talked to the school already,

And I think Dr. Levin will recommend going off of the hormones,

And I thought of everything.

And I thought, you know, you should have something of hers.

And I took the bus all the way across town

And I totally appreciate your rejection of...

And I waited for five hours

And I was looking out at the vastness of the ocean,

And I will be looking forward

And I worked through a lot of feelings when I got back...

And I would love your support,

And I would play with crayons.

And I... and I agree, and, um...

And I... I feel like you could ride it better

And I'd like him brought in on this case.

And I'll just flog the shit out of you.

And I'll just hold it for you.

And I'll just retrieve it and I'll...

And I'm going to go this way.

And I'm going to indulge myself.

And I'm here to make everything smooth,

And I'm not going to get in trouble for violating hospital rules.

And I'm not gonna work at home today.

And I'm not in the system,

And I'm stuck with it?

And I'm supposed to go meet Raquel at the temple.

And I'm telling you, nothing's...

And I'm the old him.

And I'm, you know, I'm not in great shape.

And I'm... this... this is fucking it up.

And if he wants to splash around in some holy water,

And if I'm being completely honest with you, I...

And if that's what you need, then I don't...

And if you do get it,

And in our first breath,

And in sexual ways.

And it had... it had a graphic...

And it might have been suicide,

And it pretty much eliminates any chance

And it said, brother, you gotta understand.

And it was a school thing, and it was good.

And it was normal and weird, but normal,

And it was overwhelming,

And it's the last night of Passover,

And it's wonderful

And it's, like, kind of a mess.

And it's, uh... it's nice.

And ******* women do whatever the fuck they want.

And just before our 20th anniversary,

And just have one moment of being connected.

And keeping an eye on this for six months or so.

And let go at the same time.

And like, you know, hang out, set up, and kind of just...

And mark this tradition of our people,

And my chosen family.

And my mom gave me crayons

And my Moppa's Xanax.

And no one ever wanted me?

And now I don't even know what or who I want anymore.

And now I think I'm...

And now Raquel's MIA. And Pony's gone.

And Ntozake Shange's For Colored Girls.

And of course it would go on forever.

And on.

And on.

And on.

And out through your nose.

And out your own asshole and calling it a journey.

And Rabbi Raquel and... and Rita, you know?

And restricted and confined!

And she just got totally called out

And she looked just like you,

And she said she swapped. I don't know.

And she was in a great mood.

And she was so concerned about how she looked,

And she'll eat.

And she's black.

And she's... she's great.

And slap you a little?

And tell them that you're family, that you're connected.

And that could not be more true."

And that in between the time she jumped and hit the shopping mall floor,

And that it's gonna be okay, we're gonna be...

And that makes me feel rotten.

And that prevents people like you

And that stuff at the grocery store.

And that, let me tell you, is contagious.

And that'll just be $2.

And that's really important, you know,

And that's why He cares about us...

And the boys went off to war.

And the fifteen from the other day

And the manager used to run around going,

And the seven from whenever

And the size of my fear.

And the war went on.

And the way we find our way back to Him,

And then he can just eliminate. It's better for you.

And then I just sort of get the vastness of the ocean...

And then my goddess, slash game show host, slash dentist,

And then right in the center, we have the...

And then that fuckface says he wants me off hormones.

And then there were four.

And then we do a little liposuction around the neck.

And then we never had another Seder after that. Why not?

And then we return the stuff, keep the points.

And then you end up on La Brea,

And then, when we're, you know, on vacations like this,

And then, you know, afterwards, he'll just

And then, you know, then my hand was in her pants.

And then...

And then...

And there is a little whoop Dee doo

And there is significant recovery time on that.

And there's a little whoop Dee doo

And there's inflatable bean bags all around in a circle,

And there's really nothing to worry about,

And there's something, um...

And there's, like, you know,

And these tacos are delicious.

And they said we can have the space as long as we get,

And this guy I was playing with the other day, he was a dragon.

And this is the perfect suite to luxuriate.

And this... Is this... Hey, is this yours, too?

And three 3's is 9, and you double that and have 18,

And to choose not to eat?

And to my feminine shapewear.

And to Shel and to Shel and to Shel and back.

And told me everything is what it's supposed to be,

And two 18's is 36. 36.

And using them as markers,

And vociferously

And we ask You to hold up my birth mother, Rita,

And we put this nasty pink sauce in everything.

And we're all going to be safe.

And we're going to name this moment

And we're in a bit of a shock.

And we've got nine jars of pickles,

And wh... where does my chin go?

And what I feel like I can bring to that,

And what if that otherness were the Messiah?

And when I came to, she was gone.

And when you look at each piece...

And worse... no, no, no, no, worse,

And you also came to Overland Park

And you brought him here?

And you can just answer yes or no. How about that?

And you can walk on marshmallow clouds.

And you don't even know how you got there.

And you guys are really lucky. Thank you for having me.

And you guys really enjoy each other's company.

And you know what else? You're cheap.

And you should recuse yourself

And you side... You side with her?

And you sing also?

And you start driving and you just let your mind wander,

And you tell them...

And you're a terrible tipper.

And you're going to be wonderful

And you've got to dust. I mean, it's a full time fucking job.

And your finger gonna get stuck together like this.

And, I mean, we get our needs met elsewhere

And, like, feel weird?

And, like, probably not give me HIV. Okay?

And, uh, I mean, I feel like the, you know,

And, uh, I, of course, live with him now.

And, uh, my kids are doing great.

And, uh, my... my vagina? Is that...

And, uh, my... my vagina? Is that...

And, uh, Rabbi, this is not the traditional way to go at Havdalah,

And, uh, she fell.

And, uh, some of us just heard about it today,

And, um, just be grateful

And, um, you were... you were young, too.

And, you know be together.

And, you know, you don't have to beat me.

And... and creating this sort of...

And... and now breathe out through your mouth.

And... and we got, like, the taco guy over there.

Antlers? That's interesting.

Anybody else?

Anything at all."

Anything, honey?

Anyway, I auditioned my one woman show for Trevor,

Anyway, I don't have anyone to do my "thang."

Anyway, I love hearing about how fucked up I am from you.

Anyway, I say this because I have a trans parent,

Anyway, we've sold, like, 68 tickets.

Apparently, if you're my age

Are there nightmares you want to tell me about?

Are they tearing down the gym?

Are we why Zacky's not pooping.

Are you afraid you're going to be a disappointment

Are you good? You're good.

Are you having trouble falling asleep at night?

Are you jealous?

Are you mad?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? Can I get you anything?

Are you planning to meet here?

Are you seeing this?

Are you serious?

Are you sure that's how you inflate 'em?

Are you walking?

Are you, like, from child services or something?

Are you, like, starting a spy operation?

Are, like, best friends or something,

Aren't you coming with us?

Around all this Jewy stuff, like, there's this sexy

As bi.

As Bryna will tell you, repeatedly.

As I look at this, uh, table

As if we might be one.

As opposed to bullet points.

As the holy other.

As you run, you listen for the voice of the divine.

As your Lord and savior?

At Cedars Sinai,

At first, I couldn't sleep at all.

At home before we leave,

At me? Why?

At St. Christopher's, the clinic.

Aw. You, too, loser.

Babe, could you spot me a ten?

Babe, this is an investment in you.

Babe, you should write that down for the show.

Babe, you're becoming a thing.

Baby, baby, what?

Barry Manilow has played there.

Based on my brand, "To Shell N Back."

Based on their... their personal life.

Battle and battle to keep safe.

Beautiful and free.

Beautiful.

Beautiful. Beautiful.

Because a bunch of people were staring at me on a stage.

Because he felt that things were still a little complicated.

Because he loved us first.

Because I can totally back off.

Because I can't possibly keep up with his needs.

Because I could never focus on the TV,

Because I just don't need all this.

Because I shouldn't... I'm...

Because I'm afraid that I'm going to get in trouble.

Because I'm not getting anything done,

Because I'm zebroilzled.

Because if I eat it...

Because if you tell anyone, it just voids the work.

Because it g... it gutted me.

Because it's kind of a sad story.

Because Mom would actually die if we didn't.

Because of the arrangement...

Because of the heavenly father...

Because Pesach and Seder were always Aunt Bryna's.

Because that's just gonna tense him right back up.

Because that's... that's what money is.

Because there'll be ex students

Because we all know how short our time here on earth is.

Because you got inside of my head.

Because you just wrecked the binary

Because you took her side.

Because you're afraid I might be on to you.

Because you're in a lawsuit about a patent.

Because your mother and your grandmother

Before an audience of all these people

Before it closes.

Before it's too late.

Before we extinguish the candle,

Before your zayde comes home.

Behind you is your past.

Being on a cruise is the perfect thing

Berlin between the two world wars

Best doctors in Los Angeles,

Best medicine in the world.

Between hide and seek and sardines?

Between thinking and overthinking.

Big news, right?

Bill, what have we got?

Birthday girl is here.

Birthday girl present.

Birthday, birthday. Hey.

Biscuit and a small drink.

Blossie's a great cook.

Blue. You like?

Brave like boulders battling the sun each day.

Bryna, are you okay?

Bryna?

Bryna.

Bueller?

Bunched up in the ass!

But B and T never really get their due,

But because it feels unnecessary."

But everything's not okay.

But for the surgery, we still require

But honestly, kid, I...

But I already have a dad.

But I can "resched."

But I did want to say that

But I didn't want to go under again.

But I don't think this is a matter of postponing something.

But I just have to tell you that I'm HIV positive.

But I just...

But I really am committed to my family.

But I think I know where it is.

But I thought Grandma Rose was giving me the stamp collection.

But I was just trying to explain to you that,

But I would prefer Helvetica.

But I...

But I'm actually living with my husband...

But I'm excited to learn about that whole world.

But I'm here representing both of us.

But I'm just worried they might be a little bit...

But I'm not *******.

But I'm not living.

But if she jumped, then she's not gonna get into heaven.

But if when you do, you can't make a big deal out of it, though.

But if you can't, I totally understand,

But if you don't mind, I would like to offer a kaddish for her.

But if you have time to watch television,

But it is so worth it.

But it just... to be honest, Lisa,

But it wasn't it.

But it's a lame joke.

But it's filled with air.

But maybe there's a...

But she was always beautiful to me.

But she's fine. I mean, I think she's almost about to be released.

But she's in a lot of trouble.

But that? Like, Len?

But that? Like, Len?

But that... That's assuming that

But the waiting was a nightmare.

But the way my mom and my daddy would talk about it,

But the word has too many syllables:

But then I met Trevor.

But these people, they're Nazis.

But this, this is just... just shaving.

But today was really fuckin' hard.

But until then...

But wait for 180 seconds.

But wants to know Jesus as their personal Lord and savior...

But we may have some Scotch tape.

But what I will not accept

But why does he get to be the dragon?

But you all treated me so horribly that I decided not to.

But you don't have to be *******

But you guys keep slammin' it on me.

But you have to get your seat by 6:45.

But you hear nothing.

But you know where they took her? They took her to County.

But you know, Josh, seeing Colton preach in person

But you're not

But, like, it's on Facebook,

But, like, wholesome vibe going on.

But, like, with you, it's like...

But, Shel...

But, uh, you've racked up a lot of electronics

But, you know, carpe fucking Diem, Bry.

But, you know, I have 126 followers.

But, you know, if I've told her once,

But, you know, you need like three of them for them to fill you up.

Buzzy, it's fine. I'm fine, actually. I'm fine.

Buzzy, sweetheart, I don't want to be a noodge,

By crawling through your belly button

By the service or the propaganda?

By the way, they take that shit seriously, so...

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Enjoy your massage.

Bye. Thanks.

C, to the O, to the L T O N.

Cabbie?

Call me before you go running all over town.

Called the lamedvavniks.

Can eyeballs really melt?

Can I ask you something?

Can I get you a drink, or did you wanna see the...

Can I have a printout of that?

Can I have one too, please? Please don't do this.

Can I have, um...

Can I just ask you something?

Can I just say that I have really enjoyed

Can I say them out loud before I forget them?

Can I use the thing in the bathroom with the big horns?

Can I, uh, can I talk to you for a minute?

Can we call you Grammie?

Can we just... Can I just be me and you be you?

Can you clarify for me really fast

Can you do me a favor? Can you breathe?

Can you do standby for cheap? Is that a thing?

Can you give me the keys, please?

Can you help me?

Can you just stop for a second?

Can you keep a secret?

Can you make me understand something?

Can you make me... Thank you.

Can you make space?

Can you not? Can you put that away?

Can you put those in the center of that one right there?

Can you see? You made an exit ramp for Nacho.

Can you stretch your mind just a little bit there?

Can you?

Can you... Can you help me?

Can... I need to get... Can I get down?

Can't imagine what you went through.

Can't sleep without the fan on ever since I was little.

Can't you ditch work?

Cancer.

Chasin' me?

Chicken tenders meal, uh huh.

Chocolate? We got what, 60 bars of chocolate.

Claire Strausskleiner, Hyman Glook,

Climb that hill, mama.

Closed door emoji.

Clucking about my sex life.

Coffee cart?

Coffee mugs in there.

Colton and I have going to this really cool park nearby.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Back this way.

Come here. It's okay. Sweetheart, come here.

Come here. Let me take a picture.

Come here. You want to know

Come however you want, baby,

Come in.

Come on in. Can't believe you drove all the way out here just to see me.

Come on in. Come on, come on

Come on up.

Come on, are you gonna pull out the DSM now,

Come on, come on.

Come on, kids, follow me!

Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Come on, let's play it again. Yay!

Come on, you cannot tell me you don't have something going with him.

Come on, you guys probably sit in swivel chairs,

Come on, you need to bone him, Raquel.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Look, you're a great writer.

Come on. Pull your pants up.

Come on. You could help me carry these things back.

Come on. You got a hundred non observant ****

Come to bed.

Come with me on the journey

Come with me on the journey to Shel and back.

Come with me on the journey to Shel...

Come with me on the journey to Shell and Back.

Come with me on the journey to Shell and Back.

Coming over your head.

Congratulations. We popped their cherry.

Cool.

Copy. I read ya. Okay, no worries.

Cornflakes.

Could you please be fast?

County's asked us to stop bringing in 51 50s.

Coyotes and I don't know, bear shit.

Crap his brains out,

Cruise tickets for the entire family.

Cults, like, create vegetarians and stuff.

Cunt!

Cut him some slack.

Dad's pussy.

Dad's pussy.

Daddy, where have you been?

Damn, girl.

Damn, I wanted some curl.

Damn, what happened to your shoe?

Dayenu!

Dear Jesus, we pray

Definitely don't have no duct tape, um,

Definitely take the Jenner side.

Definitely.

Deliver us from feeling...

Demo's a thing. ******* men don't do demo.

Dentists and the number 36, Ali.

Denver airport, please?

Deservsies?

Did you call 9 1 1?

Did you ever hear back from Maura and Vic?

Did you figure out what you're gonna wear yet?

Did you get a gay with your room?

Did you hear that?

Did you know that Rita and I...

Did you know we were having sex back then?

Did you notice that there's a huge hole out there?

Did you raise all the kids here?

Did you say "in this iteration"?

Did you see? I used Roman numerals.

Did you send out those emails when you had your sex change?

Did you show her how to put her tampon in?

Did you sing?

Did you slap her across the face

Didn't you at least vote for me?

Difficult. That's a good fuckin' word for it.

Dig into that part of you that yearns to feel powerful,

Do I really need to go under,

Do it, do it, do it.

Do it.

Do not post my picture on that machine

Do something a little different today.

Do you believe that?

Do you feel it all the time?

Do you guys care if I leave?

Do you hate my penis?

Do you have kids?

Do you have, um... Is your mom around?

Do you know anything about her?

Do you know how lucky you are

Do you know how to play sardines?

Do you know why Rita killed herself?

Do you need help with money?

Do you remember how I used to try out for everything

Do you remember I talked to you about Sarah?

Do you remember the week before Zachy was born?

Do you renounce Satan?

Do you sing?

Do you think I'm weird?

Do you think maybe we should write the translation

Do you think that's a good idea? I mean, are you gonna do that?

Do you think the state of Israel has a right to exist?

Do you understand?

Do you wanna go for a walk?

Do you wanna go? You wanna come with me?

Do you want a backrub or something?

Do you want a barren womb?

Do you want coffee or anything?

Do you want some gas, a little bit of gas?

Do you want to be my emergency contact?

Do you want to go?

Do you want to listen to them or...

Do you want... Yeah, I want the sprinkles.

Does anybody want some orzo?

Does he pay rent?

Does it really matter how I feel?

Does Mom have a bunker at work?

Doesn't matter. Let's let it go.

Doesn't mean that you can't have a happy life.

Doesn't she look fantastic?

Doing some plyometrics. Trying to bulk him up.

Don't be mad at me.

Don't be sorry.

Don't do that in front of them, okay?

Don't listen to him. Please don't leave.

Don't look at Bryna. Your sister can't help you.

Don't move.

Don't worry about me holding a grudge or anything like that.

Don't worry.

Don't you ever worry about him getting botched surgery?

Don't you worry.

Don't... You're fine, it's fine.

Done with this farshtinkener phone.

Dr. Benoit says I have to get yet another note...

Drive, like, automotive vehicles?

Dropping off or picking up?

Dude.

Dude.

During our session we had?

Earthly pleasures will keep us sane, Yetta.

Eh, Lucy, I'm home.

Elizah?

Elizah?

Elizah.

Equal rights for lettuce and tomato!

Especially the food.

Especially when there's literally

Even have a name for it.

Even the 36 don't know.

Even when we've lost our way.

Eventually, she's going to get hungry enough,

Every feeling you've ever felt, and...

Every morning, she told me how happy I made her.

Every time somebody checks in, and the sheets.

Everybody get unpacked and meet for dinner at 6.

Everybody, face the pool area.

Everything okay?

Everything okay?

Everything on this board is wrong, dude.

Everything that happened, you know, with me and you

Everything that you thought you knew.

Everything you came from.

Everything's fine.

Everything's great. Vicki loves me.

Eww. Don't say that.

Except that Jesus is his personal something

Excuse me?

Excuse me. Can I ask you a question?

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Just to be clear,

Excuse me. You must be Sarah's parents.

Expects us to fix her meshuggeneh kid.

Fabulous, and easy for you and Mr. Rachlis.

Face the ocean and raise your arms.