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Documentary Now! - Season 1 Documentary Now! is a critically acclaimed television series that parodies iconic documentaries

Documentary Now! - Season 1

Documentary Now! is a critically acclaimed television series that parodies iconic documentaries from around the world. Created by Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, Seth Meyers, and Rhys Thomas, this mockumentary series first premiered on August 20, 2015. With its exceptional attention to detail and hilarious portrayal of various real-life documentaries, Documentary Now! quickly gained a dedicated fan base.

The first season of Documentary Now! consists of a total of seven episodes, each one emulating a different documentary style. The talented cast of the show brings these parodies to life, expertly capturing the essence of the original documentaries while infusing them with their own unique comedic flair. Some of the notable cast members include:

1. Fred Armisen - Known for his work on Saturday Night Live, Armisen lends his comedic genius to Documentary Now! Playing various roles throughout the season, Armisen's incredible versatility brings each parody to life.
2. Bill Hader - Another Saturday Night Live alum, Hader's comedic timing and ability to transform into different characters make him a standout performer in the series.
3. Helen Mirren - The renowned actress narrates each episode of Documentary Now!, adding a touch of class and authenticity to the parodies.
4. Graydon Carter - A veteran journalist and editor-in-chief of Vanity Fair, Graydon Carter also makes an appearance in one of the episodes, showcasing his acting abilities alongside the cast.

The first season of Documentary Now! offers a wide range of parodies that pay homage to various facets of the documentary genre. Some of the notable episodes include:

1. "Sandy Passage" - A mockumentary taking inspiration from the 1975 documentary "Grey Gardens," this episode follows Armisen and Hader as two unconventional sisters living in a dilapidated mansion. Their eccentric behavior and crumbling living environment mirror the reality captured in the original documentary.

2. "Dronez: The Hunt for El Chingon" - In this parody of Vice documentaries, Armisen and Hader portray hipster journalists who immerse themselves in dangerous situations to uncover a drug lord. With its satirical take on Vice's immersive style of reporting, this episode is a hilarious commentary on modern journalism.

3. "Kunuk Uncovered" - A tribute to the groundbreaking 1988 documentary "Nanook of the North," this episode uses black and white cinematography and a silent film format to follow the journey of an Inuit filmmaker reimagining Eskimo culture. The attention to detail and authenticity in capturing the essence of the original documentary is truly remarkable.

4. "A Town, A Gangster, A Festival" - A parody of the 1977 documentary "The Kid Stays in the Picture," this episode tells the story of a mobster-turned-film producer and his rise to fame. With its witty writing and incredible performances, this parody is a standout of the first season.

Fans of Documentary Now! can enjoy the unique blend of comedy and homage to classic documentaries by watching the show on various streaming platforms. Additionally, the sounds and music from the series can be played and downloaded by visiting the show's official website.

In conclusion, Documentary Now! - Season 1 is a masterful parody series that pays tribute to iconic documentaries through its exceptional attention to detail and talented cast. With its witty writing, impeccable performances, and hilarious interpretations of real-life documentaries, the show is a must-watch for fans of both comedy and the documentary genre.

A car approached the young man.
A carwash sign spinner
A dog chased him up it,
A few years ago, it struck me
A gray ford jabroni and a license plate that said
A group breaking up right in front of you.
A lot of things in this city,
A man robbie's height, wearing a mask,
A panera bread corporation.
A part of this town as you or I.
A policeman, or should I say a policewoman
A prescription never calls for a handful of pills.
A small town in iceland holds a festival
A tommy gun
A town, a gangster, a festival.
About just getting dark.
About al capone?
About how the blue jean committee
About telling my story in court,
About that night in san antonio."
About the blue jean committee
About where the name comes from,
About who could get the most death penalties that year.
Actually did have a ford jabroni.
After a terrible divorce.
After Catalina my phones are just ringing off the hook.
After ten years, I know more about al capone
After three weeks, finally something is happening?
Ah, be gangstery like.
Ah, please give a very warm welcome to
Ah, this is
Ah, you need one. [chuckles]
Ah! Nice.
Aha.
Al capone!
Al capone's drink of choice.
Album cover, they look so happy together.
Album of the year.
Alcatraz.
Alfred, I think your brother's afraid of the dark.
Alfred, no!
Alfred, that's it. We got enough, right?
All at the same time.
All excited.
All of our years are important, but we are at crisis.
All recorded because some chicago knuckleheads
All right, good work, everybody. These are the finalists.
All right, hang on a second.
All right, let's that's
All right, this next song is called "catalina breeze
All right!
All right.
All right.
All right. Hey.
All right. That's enough.
All three entrants!
Almost killed me and the girl I was banging at the time.
Alvin izoff had been coming into chicago.
Am I at the right place?
And and be the sausage man who I am,
And and the fact that they came all the way from the capital
And and we were backstage, you know.
And 30 minutes later,
And all I want to do is sing along.
And all this... Stuff.
And apparently you guys are interested in talking to me
And arpeggios.
And ask yourself: Is it possible I saw a chevy boca raton?"
And beach balls and, you know, stuff like that,
And do the whole show.
And don, god bless him, he closed his eyes
And don't even get invited to the party.
And dropping the creamsicle.
And every single was great.
And for some reason, he got it into his head
And friendly service.
And gene just wouldn't stop.
And gene was happy and...
And going, you know, "holy shit.
And he had a shirt on, the kind of shirt you buy on vacation.
And he had a shirt on, the kind of shirt you buy on vacation.
And he handed me a piece of paper
And he loved me.
And he said, "be a friend; do the right thing."
And he said, "I'll only tell you if you wear a sign
And he said, "I'm gonna make you a star
And he said, "it's technically possible,"
And he says, "hey, you're in my group now."
And he says, "pick that gun up."
And he says, "who's asking?"
And he says, "you know, you better sign the statement."
And he says, "you're gonna sign it
And he says, "you're gonna sign it."
And he says, uh, "california.
And he sits down, and he says, "hi, my name's robbie."
And he tried to wrestle him to the ground.
And he turned out to be more of a kind of crooked ceo
And he would eat each chocolate
And he... and he feigned interest.
And he's singing all these ootsie tootsie songs
And here and the cigar, and maybe I win.
And his family was penniless.
And his support.
And I I just remember as a young journalist, seeing this,
And I came in,
And I came in, they said,
And I could use the company,
And I go, "I'm your next star.
And I just didn't want to turn my back
And I just stood up and screamed,
And I made an appointment.
And I mean, that's, uh, very moving,
And I pick it up, and he said,
And I put it on my favorite track,
And I really don't care if I ever see Barry again
And I said right there, I said,
And I said, "all right."
And I said, "I'm gonna write a note to the manager," and I did.
And I said, "I'm not gonna sign anything without my realtor
And I said, "well, I don't have any money;
And I said, uh, "I don't want to, you know, partake
And I say, "tell me what happened."
And I see this guy;
And I start laughing.
And I think, uh, that I would like
And I thought we got him.
And I thought,
And I thought, "uh oh.
And I thought, "well, luckily, I legally own the name
And I thought, "well, you know, I'm gonna help this guy out."
And I was blown away.
And I was going, "okay, man, these guys,
And I was so mad about that, so, you know, I
And I work in the music industry.
And I wrap them around my head.
And I'd play for everybody,
And I'd play, uh, "glad all over"
And I'm certainly not mad at clark.
And I'm doing the act out, and he starts laughing,
And I'm from chicago, illinois.
And I'm like, "what?"
And I'm very, very, uh,
And I've been carrying you too long, mother[bleep].
And if I want, I can make it a cape.
And if you were at the eau claire show,
And if your memory's confused,
And in between the guitar and the and the toaster,
And it did.
And it is really in conflict with their actual relationship,
And it says that I killed a man.
And it was it was a really good night.
And it was a total dead end.
And it was winter, and so it took us,
And it wasn't until 1986 that I was lucky enough
And it's all just american music in the end
And it's gonna explode,
And it's very, uh, very thankful for every moment
And it's, uh...
And just get that blend for us.
And kind of comment on what each filling was.
And made dozens of hit records
And maybe that means she stopped
And most of the publishing rights."
And Mother got rid of him in 15 minutes!
And my dad worked on the line.
And neeloofar pays his taxes, so he's just as much
And neeloofar shirazi!
And no one knows where Barry is.
And not, you know, love each other.
And now I guess I'm here and it's all real.
And now it's a what do you call it
And our look and everything.
And people were going nuts over the album,
And put it back in his case, close the case,
And put it back in his pocket.
And remember when you
And ride the sign like a rocket.
And robbie, the passenger, says,
And said how he really felt, it was all over.
And smell chicago and and, uh,
And snapped along, just loving it.
And so we're backstage and we're having a good time,
And talkative.
And that that became the "catalina" record.
And that happens,
And that is a fact, case closed, next subject.
And that's the last I saw the dude.
And that's what happens.
And the directors would shush me.
And the group of us got drunker than a monkey's ass.
And the guy did a wonderful job.
And the other guy just singing high
And the people that are there
And the roots of folk music and how they relate to each other,
And the sun on your skin.
And their eyes are just like lasers.
And then a car right next to him with a gun sticking out.
And then a month after the shooting,
And then he just stepped back,
And then I get a call from wolf and res miller
And then I just had to convince gene
And then I thought, "wait, this isn't a time of year
And then nina brings on a on a wooden gun, you know.
And then she blacked out.
And then suddenly he'd be eating more trail mix.
And then there's a competition,
And then this one lady walks up and says,
And then, uh, there you are talking about the music,
And then, uh, what changed everything
And there are health violations, but it's just harassment.
And there it is, larger than life on the cover,
And there was nothing about no pop sounds on that lp.
And there were many holes in the case.
And there's a plane skywriting "Big Vivvy."
And there's a plane skywriting "Big Vivvy."
And they come up to my table.
And they sang all these songs about surfing, you know?
And they say, "come with us."
And they want the bjc to close.
And they went bonkers and firebombed my apartment,
And this cop puts this confession in front of me
And this is our only copy.
And this lunatic hops in, waving a cassette tape.
And this mother and children..
And this wasn't even that fun trail mix
And this...
And those were amazing shows.
And was living in new york and traveling
And we picked up robbie wheadlan,
And we thought, "well, that's kind of of a good look.
And we were exhausted.
And we, like, went
And we're driving along,
And wh what are you gonna do, you know?
And what do you do?
And what's what's my mug doing in there?"
And when you're hungry in the music business,
And wherever would have us.
And who am I to break someone's heart?
And why would I sign something like this, you know?
And yet everything about california
And you have to remember, this was a defense witness.
And you're watching "documentary now!" season 50.
And you're watching Documentary Now!
And you're watching documentary now! Season 50
And you're watching documentary now! Season 50.
And, "oh, ooh, it's cherry!"
And, honestly, I thought it was a prank,
And, I mean, I still get recognized
And, like, when we listen to that music,
And, uh, gene went back to the sausage factory
And, uh, he didn't like that, and he turned it off.
And, uh, he's gaining weight just for the competition
And, uh, I don't know if I can make it.
And, uh, I like the california songs.
And, uh, I'm a I'm a sausage man.
And, uh, looked pretty good
And, uh, people are eating horses in it.
And, uh, some tomatoes over there
And, uh, somehow the lyrics were there too.
And, uh, that man was was don lentile.
And, uh, that was around the time
And, uh, that was the key to everything.
And, uh, think he was, uh, kind of a trouble maker.
And, uh, we knew each other from, you know,
And, uh, you know, I also want to thank this guy here.
And, uh...
And, uh...
And, uh...
And, uh...
And, uh...
And, um...
And, well, my timeline was basically a circle, you know.
And, yes, maybe that makes her a bad police officer.
And, you know, for the first time in a while I felt good.
And, you know, it's about time
And...
And... but she chases them all away, don't you?
Animals rights now?
Any idea where he might be,
Anyway, this dude pulls over, and, uh, says, "get in
Apparently chorus girls aren't supposed to talk
Are getting inducted into the hall of fame,
Are you familiar with the agent Saul Fields?
Are you hungry?
As a homicide detective,
As you can see, a policeman and gangster,
At about 9:13 that evening,
At mr. Winslow.
At the corner of 31st and alamo,
At the same time, a creamsicle truck pulled up
Back catalog.
Barry gets our groceries for us.
Barry, you could take that down into the kitchen.
Barry! Bug spray!
Barry. I'm getting eaten alive.
Barry's helped us out
Beautiful painting of Mother.
Because don lentile doesn't drive a gray ford jabroni.
Because he caught him explaining the dorothy stratten murder
Because he made a bet with a rival prosecutor
Because I can't believe what I'm hearing."
Because I distinctly saw the back of that car,
Because it is a...
Because it was strange if it was two men.
Because people as they mature,
Because she was a woman
Because that let gene,
Because the eyes don't lie.
Because the last he was seen was leaving the store
Because there was static during mama's family,
Because we're a liberal town.
Because, uh, seemed like a nice thing to do at the time,
Before I play an animal rights now rally.
Before you throw down more bread.
Believed the key to crafting a documentary
Booze.
Boy, I'd like to see that a couple times,
Boys!
Brooklyn rippers,
But anyway...
But as soon as she took the stand,
But don lentile's right hand
But don, he just had trail mix, like, in every pocket.
But every so often that instant
But father wouldn't pay to have it pressed.
But he proved to be an unusable witness.
But he still proposed.
But her ovaries kind of recoil back like a vacuum cleaner cord.
But I came in a year late.
But I do think my father did his best
But I had to come back here
But I like playing 'em here.
But I was always saying things during the shows.
But I was just glad I could help out.
But I was there for all of the trial,
But I was too tall
But I... Every boy I brought home, Mother didn't like.
But I'll tell you,
But I'm too nervous to talk.
But if not, then it's okay.
But if you take one look at him,
But in our imagination, it is his car.
But it got us thinking,
But it was so much of its of its time.
But it was wonderful anyway.
But it's from "sickily"
But it's very, very beautiful.
But maybe.
But mostly I liked playing music.
But mother and I, we know the ugly part,
But mother wouldn't allow it.
But outer space is a tiny little house
But really it was just my job to get them there.
But some people you just can't defend,
But steig, he thinks it's really important that I do it.
But still with some style."
But still, it always feels like a surprise, you know?
But that it sounds like everybody else.
But that must have been some show to see.
But then I saw that they cared deeply,
But then my husband, jim, had to kick him out,
But there was one,
But they really got it.
But they were the two dumbest mother[bleep] I ever met,
But those things, you can get in many other places.
But to respect her privacy, you know, for this,
But was unable to recall the license plate.
But we don't need to see the whole house.
But we knew he was a good kid.
But wha what the problem was, I started noticing
But what you aren't prepared for is if you see them live in 1974,
But when I hear these guys sing,
But you don't really mean it
But your septic tank is overflowing
But, I mean...
But, uh, as far as, you know,
But, uh, they're taking a lot of time.
But, um, he likes it.
But, you know, I'ma I'ma let the police sort that out.
But, you know, none of my neighbors like popcorn,
But...
By a woman
By the dave clark five.
By the time the trial rolled around,
By the time they spent watching blue jean committee.
Can you believe this?
Can you imagine where they'd be today?
Chasing a squirrel.
Chicago.
Clark and gene, ladies and gentlemen.
Clark comes into the same exact room and says,
Clark got an idea that we should camp out at terminal 3,
Clark honus of course became a gazillionaire,
Clark sold it.
Clark was fine, but something cracked inside of gene.
Clark, he holed himself up
Come this way.
Complaining that there wasn't a winner in the bunch.
Constricts my spirits.
Course I remember him.
Course I remember him.
Creates music that lasts forever.
Cutting class and shooting off bottle rockets.
Deep pan pizzas for you,
Definitely him.
Deputy.
Did he do it?
Did I startle you?
Did you bring the bug spray?
Did you enjoy your reading?
Didn't take me long to notice
Die!
Disappear so quickly.
Do you boys want to watch me eat?
Do you have my corn?
Do you know I could have gotten married?
Do you know?
Do you remember him?
Documentary Now! has presented audiences
Doing his own thing.
Don also had two alibis.
Don drove a beige chevy boca raton.
Don started eating his chocolates
Don's license plate "!Jazz!"
Don't be shy.
Don't do that.
Don't do that." Barry!
Don't feed it!
Doo wop is, uh...
Drinking and druggin'.
Due to his special style where he would spin the sign
Dupree was something to see.
Eat up, you little monster.
Eat up, you little... little jerk.
Eat up.
Eat up.
Eh, it requires a very special deep dish pan to make.
Enjoy.
Enough of that.
Especially my poison.
Even though they only made one great album.
Even though you shared the prize, it was
Every cop in town knew robbie wheadlan.
Every day I have to deal with this.
Every day I have to deal with this.
Every single filling to these chocolates,
Every song was a single,
Everybody liked him.
Everybody wants to be in business with the bjc.
Everyone talks about, like,
Everything was about california at the time
Eww. Mosquitoes everywhere.
Exactly the same weekend as ours.
Except, uh, chicago beef.
Eye witness is your best witness,
Fame is it's nice.
Filmmakers Larry and Abraham Fein
Financed it ourselves.
Fine. One more day.
First off, roberta barnsby
First time he'd said anything to me,
For a female al capone.
For everybody, my friends!
For firecrackers."
For me, neeloofar would be worrisome.
For one record.
For that time.
For the past 50 years,
For the snow to thaw.
For the urban market.
For this album that really transported people
For... for the boys?
Forget it.
Fortunate that that happened to me
From a jazz guitar album that don listened to
From everybody else,
From sausage families.
Fun fact: Robbie wheadlan
Gangster.
Gave him a concussion.
Gene completely stopped playing music altogether.
Gene completely stopped playing music altogether.
Gene created the world;
Gene had this vision
Gene!
Gene.
Gentle & soft:
George Wellfeather
George Wellfeather.
Get all of me
Get everywhere.
Get everywhere.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out, raccoon.
Get out!
Get out!
Give it up!
Give it up!
God.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good night.
Got a lot of confidence,
Got a lot of strength.
Got it all worked out.
Got my nice house.
Gunnar brynjarsson, nina karlsdottir,
Gunnar is sometimes looks like him.
Gunnar, please give me the date
Had gone vegetarian
Had robbed a convenience store of its scratch off tickets.
Had the kind of feeling
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day.
Have a room like this in their house.
He he looks a little bit like him
He asked me to pitch in for gas,
He called down to the motel front desk to complain.
He didn't have a problem, apparently,
He had been very rude.
He has two guns.
He hauled off and chucked it on the roof
He laid out how don was driven to kill
He lit into her for the whole tv static thing again.
He looked like he was down on his luck,
He most certainly did not.
He moved in with me for a while,
He passed away a few years ago,
He proposed to me from that tree.
He said, "who are you?"
He says, "guess what then.
He says, "no.
He says, "you know what?
He showed no remorse.
He tends the garden.
He wants to have sex with me.
He was a Czech count! He played violin.
He was a packer.
He was a skycap.
He was always out raising cain and causing trouble,
He was at the motel when he got home at 9:00 p.M.,
He was california music.
He was just naming off
He was trying to sign peter cetera
He was very sweet,
He was wearing a, uh a braided belt,
He was, uh, especially eager to try this case,
He wasn't into that.
He waves at them like he doesn't like it,
He's a beautiful boy.
He's in another one.
He's one of those real, you know, real guy guys.
He's spinning around one of them signs.
He's, uh he's old old guy driving the car.
Heard the shots and went after the gunman's car.
Heard this thing; it was like nothing I'd ever heard before,
Heck, sometimes I still want to be these guys.
Hello, Alfred.
Hello, Larry.
Her testimony should have been enough to acquit don,
Her top fell off while she was walking down the street...
Here I have made, like, uh, masks that you can wear,
Here we go
Here we go again.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here's a room where vinyl lives.
Here's the original edition, first pressing.
Hey, how's it goin', iceland?
Hey, next time you say that, you better bring a gun,
Hey, relax. Relax.
Hey, you want to see me do another dance?
Hi, Barry.
Hi, boys.
Hi.
His brother would bring him a box of chocolates,
His little dweeb mind of his
His mind was just shot.
Hit nothing but the inflatable carwash blow up...
Hmm, newspapers,
Hold on. Hold on.
Honoring american gangster al capone?
How do I look?
How do we know what he does with his time?
How do you know, Mother?
How do you know?
How he, you know, stands,
How sometimes soft and smooth
How the beach boys didn't surf,
How was it trying to take your sandwich?
I that's one I don't know.
I I got no beef with him at all,
I I just I knew beer and blues.
I I looked out the pawn shop window,
I I mean, I think it's an interesting analogy
I I thought, "what about the sound?"
I better see what's going on.
I bought all these guys out.
I brought them home with me.
I butchered my story.
I called him some other detectives,
I called the grocer,
I can remember faces; you know, baseball stats.
I can sing pretty high, you know?
I can't see anything. Please turn on a light
I can't see the ocean from here,
I consider myself an excellent judge of character.
I could have gotten married.
I could see that sign spinner lying on the ground
I did not like don,
I did... I... I don't know, okay?
I didn't always love these guys, personally.
I didn't realize it had fallen off.
I do not know how to play.
I don't care if I ever see Barry again.
I don't chase anyone away.
I don't even know how they chose
I don't feed it.
I don't know if you guys are all interested in jazz guitar,
I don't know what we would do without you, Barry.
I don't know why.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know... what are they looking for?
I don't like the country.
I don't stomp!
I don't stomp.
I don't think about that.
I don't want to go into it in detail,
I ever wanted to get out of chicago.
I fell through the floor again.
I forgot that one already.
I found it, the harmonies and the vibe of the whole thing,
I get up to chicago sometimes.
I go to the santa fe jazz guitar festival
I got a whole lot of work to do,
I had my forearm on his neck like that.
I had to shush my brother so we could watch mama's family.
I hadn't seen him in a long time.
I have a picture of Stephen St. Regis.
I have many suitors.
I have memories of...
I have never seen a standing ovation in the courtroom.
I have some photos for you.
I hop in the bock of my limo.
I I mean, he killed so many people,
I I take back what I said.
I introduced myself, and he seemed like a nice enough guy.
I just did!
I just met a couple that came all the way from reykjavík.
I just think that the world is, like, ready
I know it's 9:00 p.M. Because, um,
I live here.
I look over and all of a sudden
I look over at the guys,
I looked
I love him, but there's other subjects.
I love music, and I want to break down
I love that.
I made him pop out the cassette
I mean, are you joking?
I mean, every song on that record could have been a single.
I mean, fame is a good thing, you know?
I mean, he is really good.
I mean, I haven't thought about him in quite a few decades.
I mean, it was nuts.
I mean, it's a better story with seagulls.
I mean, it's not paralyzed or anything
I mean, people were happy.
I mean, that's just where the money was.
I mean, the idea that I would do something like this is...
I mean, the lawyer's caught me
I mean, there's a lot of fans out there,
I mean, these grocery boys, you can't trust them nowadays
I mean, we had nothing.
I mean, we were having as much fun as thanksgiving.
I mean, we're not making any money.
I mean, what is it, our... our... our roof not up to code?
I mean, what world am I in right now?
I mean, what would that say about us?
I mean, you know, they haven't spoken in so long.
I mean, you wouldn't think
I must be some kind of a saint.
I really could.
I really don't. I don't..
I really hope that my friend gunnar wins,
I remember the first time I heard it.
I said I said, "I know what that means."
I said,
I said, "[bleep] it, let's just fix the wardrobe."
I said, "buddy, that's the exact wrong way to deal with me."
I said, "guess what.
I said, "I don't have any kids.
I said, "I don't know what you're talking about,
I said, "I'm here to see Mr. Fields."
I said, "no!"
I said, "oh, you're gonna come to court, but, you know
I said, "okay."
I said, "what?
I said, "where the heck did this music come from?"
I said, "why don't you tell me what you know
I said, "why, kid sister wants to know what happened."
I said, "you bet I'm a threat!
I said, "you obviously have a lot of issues."
I said, uh, "does anyone have any q tips?
I said, you know, "you got
I saw him here and there,
I saw two seagulls cruising along.
I say, "thank god I thought up
I says, "who sent you? The blue jean committee?"
I spent a couple weeks with them in 1974.
I think derene berezowski blew him,
I think he thought I didn't get what that meant.
I think here, I look like al capone
I think I look like al capone.
I think it said, "resort."
I think it's more than just that I have his face.
I think it's time for a woman to win this contest,
I think maybe
I think maybe they have a future."
I think the "rolling stone" review just said "no."
I think the "rolling stone" review just said "no."
I think the eau claire show
I think the jury liked me just because I wasn't don,
I think the reason is, is because he...
I think we just, uh
I think we provided an open and shut case.
I think we should go [indistinct].
I think we wanted different things,
I think you will find that most rock journalists
I told him, if he went out there
I took out a napkin, I borrowed a pen from the waitress,
I took the wrong prescription!
I totally changed their look.
I used to be an amazing dancer.
I used to roller skate all around the rink.
I used to, uh, play with the hairnets;
I visited chicago a few years ago,
I want some action tonight
I was a little dickhead.
I was a wonderful singer.
I was always calling for rewrites.
I was driving down pch, top down,
I was just coming out of philadelphia
I was just coming out of philadelphia
I was paying for sex.
I was so happy.
I was supposed to be a chorus girl,
I was there. I saw the magic happening.
I was very happy in New York.
I was, uh, hitchhiking along route 281 in san antonio,
I will do it in a hot texas minute."
I will leave.
I will leave.
I will tell him what to do.
I won't.
I would describe it as immediately amicable.
I would go to the city. I would dance.
I would have said, "cool it with the chocolates."
I would shout, "Don't trust him!"
I wouldn't call it a brand new sound,
I wouldn't drink it, but...
I'd like to put a cap on, uh...
I'd say, uh, "oh, this one's gonna be cherry,"
I'll always love him, but it's been a long time
I'll get to the floor!
I'll have a beer.
I'll have a southside.
I'll just...
I'm always telling you.
I'm downstairs!
I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you the basement.
I'm happily divorced for 11 years."
I'm happy for you. That's good.
I'm helen mirren,
I'm helen mirren,
I'm helen mirren,
I'm Helen Mirren,
I'm making an al capone statue,
I'm not good.
I'm not senile.
I'm really terrible with dates.
I'm scarface.
I'm sorry for startling you
I'm still numb from here to here.
I'm trying to buy that guy out,
I'm using his language.
I'm very proud to be looking like al capone.
I'm walking out of bennie's
I've got a lot of good memories,
I've made it for the past seven years, at least.
I've, uh, really thought about him.
If al capone is a woman, you know...
If anybody can make this happen for us,
If I could get a good shot at him.
If I was his lawyer,
If someone that's not from here is al capone,
If you don't like it, leave.
If you don't mind I mean, I just don't...
If you listen to the records, you know about clark's voice,
If you're sitting here,
In 72 hours.
In 1975, they observed the world
In a true icelandic tradition of peace and calmness,
In about 500 lies, you know?
In chicago there wasn't a lot of places,
In fact, I wouldn't mind taking a swing at clark tonight
In his closing statement,
In his opening statement,
In how it turned out.
In Los Angeles.
In school.
In that moment, they were on top of the world.
In the $200 $300 range.
In the chicago style.
In the end, simply because I didn't care.
In the magazines I used to read and to be in 'em,
In the seminal classic, Sandy Passage.
In the size of the story.
In this anymore."
In this little apartment
In ways I can't even explain
Is 'cause you feed it.
Is crazy.
Is gene allen,
Is obstructing my view of the ocean?
Is our septic tank overflowing?
Is permanently asleep.
Is real tranquil and placid and relaxing,
Is stronger than hard.
Is the singer sings a fifth, he sings a seventh,
Is this it?
Isn't it beautiful?
Isn't she beautiful?
Isn't that gorgeous?
Isn't that lovely?
Isn't that nice?
Isn't that pretty?
It it is the same, the same honor.
It all died.
It bit into it and then shuffled backwards.
It doesn't look anything like me.
It enriched my life.
It happened very organically.
It has to be gunnar. Yes, gunnar is al capone.
It is a fuse that gets lit, and the whole place goes off.
It is at times like this that we sure miss
It is only here that you can get the al capone festival.
It meant a lot to me.
It says we are open minded and welcoming.
It summed up all our lives.
It was it was kind of too late.
It was a murder investigation.
It was a train wreck.
It was a very, uh, amicable divorce.
It was electric.
It was gonna be him.
It was like a signature sound.
It was like a signature sound.
It was like fleetwood mac "rumours."
It was like gene had flipped a switch
It was like nobody else.
It was like watching demolition derby.
It was like watching demolition derby.
It was magical.
It was not trying... How?
It was on valentine's day.
It was one of those vintage mid '70s l.A. Rock nights.
It was proven that the shooter was right handed.
It was the only place we were safe,
It was trying to take my sandwich.
It was very much fun, and
It was, uh,
It... it feels weird not knowing.
It's it's all been worth it.
It's it's almost shakespearean
It's it's not just oldies;
It's it's, you know, very beautiful chords
It's a it's a tommy gun.
It's a co sponsorship with jose cuervo.
It's a fedex kinkos now.
It's a little bit scary, but, uh, hopefully maybe.
It's a little joke.
It's a real challenge to stay together,
It's all up here.
It's always fun.
It's ancienties.
It's because you stomp.
It's because you stomp.
It's been a long time since
It's cosmic.
It's huge.
It's just a shame
It's just a shame.
It's just the perfect album
It's just with gripping things,
It's like being in outer space
It's like the biggest names in california music,
It's like...
It's my money. I bought all this.
It's not appealing to me,
It's not completely useless, just the...
It's not one of those calls you forget.
It's not over here.
It's not that hard.
It's okay. It's how she sleeps.
It's perfectly reasonable that one could confuse
It's predictable that this was going to self combust
It's really important for the town.
It's so sad
It's the first time in my life
It's unacceptable.
It's very awkward
It's very clean,
It's very enriching,
It's very, "yeah!"
It's...
Jazz.
Jesus.
Jesus.
John patrick winslow,
Joni mitchell, jackson browne,
Just come to my office."
Just get the [bleep] away from me, man.
Just hear it in your head.
Just look at don lentile.
Just starting to tour all over the world.
Just starting to tour all over the world.
Just to have a
Just very it's a very manly
Just wait.
Ladies and gentlemen, the blue jean committee.
Larry!
Larry.
Larry.
Last time, I dressed up in al capone's suit,
Let it finish a piece of bread
Let's do it. Yeah.
Let's find the copy of "catalina breeze."
Let's get away from those awful people.
Let's get out of here.
Let's put it that way.
Like a really young, very waifish small girl.
Like, 'cause we were practicing,
Like, for for display.
Like, there was love there at one point.
Like, we feel the love.
Listening to a johnny mathis record.
Literally what will happen when they meet.
Little guy
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that. Isn't she beautiful?
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look how beautiful my mother was.
Look, I don't... Could you leave us alone, please?
Looking it over first."
Looks beautiful. Looks just like you.
Looks great, David.
Loubamir, yeah.
Loubamir, yeah.
Loubamir. You remember him?
Make some noise, you jag offs!
Managed to see the car was a blue four door
Maybe me.
Maybe. That's a good question.
Me and my gals pals thought it was pretty cool, though.
Memory knows what it saw,
Mm... Don't do that.
Mom did, uh, quality control.
Mother doesn't like it at all.
Mother doesn't like it when people come into the basement.
Mother doesn't like it.
Mother had a beautiful voice.
Mother is gonna eat
Mother never believed that I have suitors.
Mother, look! It's Anthony!
Mother, why don't you sing Pitter patter
Mother!
Mount mount mount
Mount carmel in hillside, illinois.
Much to my surprise,
Must have been about 8:00, thereabouts,
My earliest memories were, uh, loving all the doo wop groups.
My knee exploded.
My name is anne severino,
My name is gene, I live in, uh, chicago,
My pop was the foreman at the old vienna beef factory
Nah, I don't know.
Named Emil LaRue.
No matter how innocent they are.
No more money.
No, no, hey come on. It's not that
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, please
No, no, no.
No, no, she doesn't know. Now, come on.
No, no.
No, that's not why we're here.
No, there was no physical evidence,
No, we are not leaving.
No, yeah, he used to deliver groceries before Barry.
No.
No... no, he wasn't. He was fine
Not a pirouette.
Not cool.
Not just in bjc, but everybody else in the game
Not this again.
Not this album.
Nothing really grows here
Nothing unique in that.
Now I feel accepted.
Now just be quiet, everybody.
Now let's talk about the roots of chicago blues.
Now would be the time to use it."
Now, I remember making a mental note of that,
Now, it was a few minutes after 9:00 p.M.
Now, of course, he was mistaken,
Now, some of you may know,
Now, this young man was very popular
Of a man who died from syphilis,
Of Big Vivvy and Little Vivvy Van Kimpton
Of clybourn and halsted,
Of clybourn and north.
Of Mother at a... at a carnival.
Of the al capone look alike competition.
Of the mafia.
Of the power of documentary
Of the st. Valentine's day massacre.
Officer barnsby, the woman,
Oh, Alfred
Oh, but, uh, we got, uh, our, uh, manager,
Oh, hello, Officers.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I looked at the card,
Oh, I love that album."
Oh, Jesus
Oh, my god, is that blood?
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god. No.
Oh, my god. That's it. Go, go, go.
Oh, my word.
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, this isn't enough proof.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
Oh, sh... Oh, god.
Oh, shit!
Oh, sure, it's... you know, it's a gorgeous town,
Oh, wow.
Oh. Do you want to see something?
Oh. Oh, here's a painting
Okay, come on.
Okay, you little monsters.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Old people and traffic ah!
On November 29, uh, I s
On the prevention of this kind of a disease?"
On the sausage community.
Once in a while...
One one one one picture for the album.
One more day, and then that's it.
One of my favorite rooms in the house.
One of the activists starts this "meat is murder" chant.
One piece of that bread, Mother
Or or maybe I said
Or "This is slow! Rewrite!"
Or as they'd be the first to tell you...
Or at least a tug job of some kind took place there.
Or you're never gonna see your wife again."
Or, you know, uh, "this one's gonna be coconut."
Others are gone in an instant.
Our debut "st. Stanislaus' matinee"...
Our mayor ragnarsson
Our other witness was don's brother.
Our songs on the radio,
Over at wabash and cullerton.
Over here.
Over on north damen.
Over on the north side, capstone studios.
Paul lentile, albuquerque, new mexico.
Pee wee state champ, 102 pound division,
People always said I was a bit of a handful,
People get very angry.
People say there should have been a mistrial,
People say, "oh, look out. There's al capone
People shouldn't go in the basement.
Perfect.
Phew.
Pkew, pkew, pkew!
Plane, plane, plane.
Plane, plane.
Planted some bean sprouts right there,
Playing for these
Playing with firecrackers."
Please enjoy tonight's film
Please enjoy tonight's film,
Please, I want to win.
Please.
Poco, david blue, america,
Pretty amazing.
Put out "221 pulaski parkway."
Reading those weren't for you.
Really light, and you can parade around with them.
Really marked the times in their life
Rest of the year, we offer beautiful vistas
Right away.
Robbie entered the store with the tickets,
Said, "I'm gonna make you a star.
Said, "stop eating that trail mix."
Saul Fields saw me walking down Fifth Avenue in New York,
Saw a hitchhiker, you know.
Schwenke's is the best.
Schwenke's sausage and rendering.
See how beautiful she is?
See what I have to deal with?
See what I have to deal with?
Set out to do in 1985
She already tells me what to do every time.
She can't really roller skate, though.
She fired six times...
She invited him to dinner,
She knows.
She then proceeded to check on mr. Winslow,
She took it real serious,
She tore her MCL.
She went all the way through.
She's on roller skates.
Shit. Larry.
Show business.
Show the cameraman.
Shows the call came in at 9:09 p.M.
Shut up. Listen to the tape."
Sicily, yes. "sickily."
Sicily.
Sicily.
Since I've, uh, really thought about him.
So a guy sent me a message,
So good to us, Barry.
So he wrote his name and number and address on a piece of paper,
So I am rooting for nina.
So I bought these pans
So I figured, you know,
So I got to knock all that out.
So I know what to do.
So I make a sign, and I put it around my neck,
So I put on my poison tape, swallow this live,
So I said, "all right. You know.
So I said, "if you have anything about this carwash shooting,
So I thought maybe some popcorn got popped,
So I thought to myself, "what better time
So I took the lp and looked at the liner notes,
So I was getting ready for don's lawyers to really lay into me,
So in 1978, I did "reborn" with my cousins,
So mean.
So no, I'm not worried about the trivia questions.
So sad.
So sad.
So that is where I learned to dance
So that was, uh, really nice,
So then I thought,
So to see you guys having so much fun...
So we dropped out of sausage school to play music.
So we start driving, and by now it must have been about 8:15.
So we went to marshall field's and we got, uh..
So we're, uh, you know, stuck on an island, in a way.
So you have no idea where he might be?
So you want to talk about the hall of fame?
So, uh, here you go, you guys.
So, uh, I booked us some studio time in this little place
So, uh, it was it was a good feeling.
So, uh, me and clark, we met at sausage school,
So, uh...
So, yeah, I chose to put the band above my personal feelings. Okay?
So, you know, this cop puts a gun on the table,
So...
Some rock bands endure for decades;
Someone said to me, "would you do it again?"
Something inside of me snapped,
Something out of a... some tuna can.
Sometimes he doesn't look like him.
Speakeasy bars.
Speed away after he heard the shots.
Stephen St
Stephen St. Regis, Alfred.
Stephen St. Regis.
Stephen St. Regis.
Stephen St. Regis. Beautiful boy.
Stephen St....
Still couldn't remember anything about the car.
Still do.
Suddenly the door flings open,
Take...
Talking about clark too much.
Tell you about the rest of the story.
Than al capone knew about himself.
Than the film that exonerates an innocent man.
Than the guys in the team,
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, al.
That all goes away,
That don was a nazi sympathizer,
That helped shape, change, and innovate
That I want to show you
That if you had been at these shows,
That makes official deep dish pizza
That name means a lot,
That only comes once in a lifetime.
That rat's dead.
That said, "don lentile."
That says 'kid sister.'"
That someone said something nice.
That the birds were pigeons, but...
That the guys with the guitars were getting more chicks
That the rock and roll hall of fame,
That the winner is...
That there's a question about
That they they are getting that level of recognition
That they can't get together one more time
That they still hate each other that much,
That this was not my kind of guy.
That was a cosmic alignment.
That was the end of that.
That was the quintessential california record.
That was what the director of the eye doesn't lie
That when a band goes into the hall of fame
That you are actually afraid of these two loons.
That, uh, we were celebrating the life
That'd be interesting to find out.
That's that's about mustaches. Uh...
That's a song for the ages.
That's all it is. It's just harassment.
That's all right.
That's Anthony!
That's big at dog tracks.
That's commitment.
That's correct!
That's correct.
That's David
That's just the catalina cooler,
That's none of my business.
That's not a pirouette.
That's one for the ages.
That's really something.
That's the delivery boy.
That's the hard part.
That's the one where the son wants to start the dry cleaner.
That's the whole reason it comes back
That's the whole reason it comes back
That's the, uh that's the showroom.
That's very good.
That's what I like about him.
That's what we're doing, if you don't know.
That's where they met.
That's who she talked about.
That's who you want to talk to.
That's why I win every year
That's why I'm hitchhiking."
That's, uh... that's... that's Loubamir.
The the yin and yang of of of
The al capone festival we have here in arborg,
The band shreveport, remember them?
The blue jean committee.
The blue jean committee."
The blue jean concoction
The california vibe just melted away.
The cat hasn't eaten
The catalina coolers for you.
The crowd it was a good crowd.
The day of the murder,
The driver proceeded to fire a .357 caliber pistol
The fantastic album of the '70s
The grand shyster himself, uh, alvin izoff,
The guy saw money, you know what I mean?
The hallways and stuff.
The look alike competition this year?
The only thing she remembered
The oven.
The pawn shop owner said he saw a gray ford jabroni
The place was packed.
The prosecutor played a long track
The story of the blue jean committee.
The thing about Anthony was, he was very sad.
The town of vogar has decided to have a jimi hendrix festival
The underbelly, and it's...
The whole california thing, however,
The whole house is gonna come down.
The whole place lit up.
The world of documentary.
The wrestling team was a great thing,
Then if you don't know, then... then we're staying.
Then in February of '72, uh,
Then we can give it a little nudge.
There there you go.
There he is.
There he is.
There he is. Look.
There is al capone everywhere,
There is perhaps no stronger evidence
There it is. You want to pop in on that?
There they are.
There's there's gene.
There's 100,000 people waiting to see you, you know?
There's a dead rat over there.
There's love there in, uh, at the bottom of it.
There's never been a duo like 'em.
There's someone I admire,
There's your cornflakes.
There's...
These guys could change history."
These sort of misunderstandings
These two policemen walk in,
They come off the stage,
They did a good job.
They didn't hit each other.
They don't like women with opinions.
They gave descriptions of Mom to the police,
They go in different directions.
They got me thinking about the ocean and the sand
They harass us because they don't agree with our politics.
They just think they can do whatever they want.
They kept saying to me, "don't you have any remorse?"
They made action figures out of us.
They said, "are you a threat?"
They seem to like it.
They shouldn't be in the movie.
They somehow captured everything we'd all been after.
They took it out on each other's limos.
They would say, "Don't do that.
They' real, you know... Real guys, you know.
They're putting together this huge L.A. Show.
They're still just sitting there.
Thingy.
Thinking about what clark is like,
This blue jean committee thing."
This has already been a very successful year.
This is a guitar that, uh,
This is a limited edition. Real nice.
This is a police sketch of Mom.
This is a sketch that someone did
This is a sketch that someone did
This is a very exciting.
This is authentic gangster pizza.
This is from a famous photographer
This is going back a long ways, you know.
This is not really al capone's car,
This is not what a mayor does.
This is not your property.
This is rhythm and blueberries.
This is the one that launched us right here.
This is the original one.
This is the wrong kind of show.
This is the wrong kind of show.
This is what bought that pool out there.
This is what I do in the fall,
This is where I first learned to dance.
This is where I like playing 'em.
This is where it all really started, right here,
This season, to celebrate our golden anniversary,
This was about being nice to cows and [bleep] pigs.
This was that real dry raisiny trail mix.
Those awful, awful people
Those guys who just really
Thought they were vegetarians.
Three years running.
Till the spring.
To a bunch of dopers on the north side.
To a packed house, right there, mike?
To be honest with you.
To be in the competition too
To bring 'em back home.
To chicago.
To deliver you groceries two weeks ago.
To discover my true passion,
To get a conviction.
To good people, and, you know, if that's true,
To have a creamsicle after she heard shots fired.
To my eight year old daughter.
To play the gig.
To present the cup this year.
To represent don lentile.
To santa fe, new mexico.
To tell us the house isn't up to code
To the blue jean committee who wrote about living in california
To the festival speaks volumes about its importance.
To the great great granddaughter of al capone!
To you, to anybody."
Tommy gun.
Tried to drink himself to death.
Trond always admits when he's wrong.
Twirl around like that..
Two tommy guns
Two, three, four!
Tyler would play the music and Mother would sing.
Uh, 2.
Uh, bowery boys,
Uh, can I go down the hall?"
Uh, fast cars, hats.
Uh, five points gang.
Uh, he did a good job.
Uh, I feel I have his essence, you know.
Uh, I'm sorry, no.
Uh, it 1929?
Uh, junior forty thieves,
Uh, me and my ex wife, we're actually very good friends.
Uh, neeloofar shirazi.
Uh, nina?
Uh, oh, we got to go.
Uh, sure.
Uh, the gangs
Uh, this is a new one,
Uh, to see how this was made.
Uh, well, he was a chicago gangster.
Uh...
Uh... Hey, everybody.
Um, it's very practical as a built in scarf.
Um, jazz.
Um, my question is is, uh, what [bleep] took you so long?
Um, this here is a skirt that I safety pin on.
Um, we actually have a very special guest
Up tempo.
Up to our eyeballs in remaindered lps.
Very good.
Very sorry about the situation with the food.
Vivvy invited us down.
Vivvy, put that away.
Vivvy, the raccoon's back.
Vivvy!
Vivvy.
Vivvy.
Vivvy.
Vivvy.
Wait. Is that... is that Anthony?
Was a major issue
Was able to come up with something,
Was meeting, uh, alvin izoff.
Was one of texas's best defense attorneys
Was open in 1967 at the corner of clybourn and halsted.
Was shooting the inflatable thingy
Was to observe, not to direct.
Was working one evening.
Wasn't till I sobered up that I realized
Watch it!"
Watch your step
We didn't know.
We don't know what we would do without Barry
We don't look in this album.
We go all the way to this, uh, interrogation room.
We got don lentile.
We got lucky.
We got this.
We got to you know, where we gonna do this thing?"
We got to you know, where we gonna do this thing?"
We had "wind off the lake" and "goodbye, dan ryan," uh...
We had enough to indict.
We had no songs and no album.
We had problems building our case.
We handed it to him and he looked at it
We have decided that this year,
We have our own stage.
We just waited.
We just wanted to be a good chicago blues band.
We kind of went by this carwash, you know,
We like to play around with words in iceland, yes.
We said, "look, why don't you take a minute
We should cut them from the movie.
We should not be playing,
We should not be playing,
We should, uh, thank here tonight.
We take a look back at the films
We were one block down on halsted and north,
We were the blue jean committee,
We... we couldn't sleep, so, uh...
We'd all tried to capture that thing,
We'd never even been there.
We'd picked up robbie in connection with a robbery.
We'll be back
We'll talk about this afterwards.
We'll we'll see you tomorrow, Vivvy.
We're gonna be a california band."
We're gonna have a meeting.
We're in a group now, starting now."
We're just stuck out there in chicago
We're not going through this again.
We're the blue jean committee
We're... we're just, uh, kind of...
Welcome to the judgment of the winner
Well, good for you.
Well, it's interesting you say that,
Well, stop feeding it!
Went out to dinner and everything in it,
Were happening with robbie all the time,
What are we gonna do?"
What are we looking at?
What are we talking about?
What are you doing now?
What are you doing?
What did you do?
What happened?
What happens when he busts that voice out live
What I thought the police wanted to hear,
What if they would have done another "catalina breeze"?
What it meant to sing harmony,
What might have happened to him?
What that sound is
What the...
What this is is that I take sweatpants,
What two guys against the world could do together,
What, till spring?
What?
When gene and I decided to become a band,
When I asked him about the killing,
When I first saw a picture of him, I said to my wife,
When I get up there.
When I heard what sounded like a a pop pop pop!
When I look at what I've got,
When I saw the most beautiful sight.
When my mother got ill to take care of her.
When you have one guy in the band doing everything
When you're interrogating a murder suspect,
When you're right, you're right, you know?
Where are you?
Where he began.
Where is it? Is it over here?
Where my brother was waiting.
Where the [bleep] are we?
Where the boston market is now.
Where was his family from?
Which is track one, intro.
Which means we're a group and we agree on things,
Which no one liked.
Which was a weird blessing in disguise
Which was extremely bombastic and and aggressive.
Which was marketing and managing the blue jean committee's
Which was on the tape
Which was probably a nice way of saying
Which was, uh, undercooked,
Which, you know, I didn't like.
While residing in chicago.
Who by that time had died.
Who had a knack for getting in trouble with the law.
Who made us a lot of money.
Who painted this, Mother?
Who worked at, uh, o'hare.
Who, uh, went to sausage school,
Why don't you pet your pet pig, you [bleep] animal.
Why is it awkward with Barry?
Why not ask if don's plates rang a bell?
Why? Did he do it?
Will they hug? Will they fight?
Wine? I don't know."
With a 12'er of old style,
With Barry.
With no food,
With robbie's license plate "I heart puss
With the catalina coolers.
With the lime.
With the pretzels and the m&ms.
With the world's most thought provoking cinema.
With you and your mother.
With, uh, some kind of half baked plan,
Wondering if we could have a word
Would you believe that every year,
Would you like to see me dance?
Would you like to see me dance?
Write music about that.
Yeah
Yeah, beautiful
Yeah, but that's still the same honor, though.
Yeah, gunnar, he's really good.
Yeah, I heard about the award,
Yeah, I I I dressed as the mistress.
Yeah, I keep winning
Yeah, I want to show you something.
Yeah, I'm not mad at clark.
Yeah, I'm okay.
Yeah, it's a glamorous job.
Yeah, just getting some extra kitchen shots.
Yeah, let me show you the garden.
Yeah, no, he was not a sissy.
Yeah, shots.
Yeah, that looks just like gene.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, the older I get, the more I'm not mad at anybody,
Yeah, we remember Anthony.
Yeah, we were the talk of the town for a few months.
Yeah, we weren't down on our own.
Yeah, we'll be right there.
Yeah, what he's saying is not a joke.
Yeah, yeah, it is
Yeah, yeah, it's it's fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.
Yeah, you should let me know.
Yeah? We like that
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. [clears throat]
Yeah. Well...
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
Yes
Yes, he does.
Yes!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
You [bleep] idiot.
You become more of yourself.
You boys look very, very handsome, very healthy today.
You can smell it from a mile out
You can tell he should be behind bars.
You can't read people the way I can.
You can't trust people these days.
You cannot tell me
You chase everybody. You go and chase people away.
You come out to l.A. At all or
You dirty rat.
You do not mess with my music.
You don't mind the camera's here, right?
You don't walk down to room 42 to check out my tv?"
You getting this?
You go, "well, you know, there's someone I admire.
You got "hibiscus."
You got floor all in my Lima beans
You guys want extra shots, I can show you something
You have to you have to talk to me after.
You just told me to do it!"
You just, you know, you say a lot,
You know what I mean?
You know what,
You know, "don't I look like him, huh?"
You know, a standard issue way
You know, because I knew there was a lot of holes and whatnot,
You know, because...
You know, especially when you order it that way."
You know, feeling the breeze and the air
You know, for me, I I just wanted to stick to my guns
You know, he starts talking about jazz and gypsy jazz
You know, he wanted to have sex with me.
You know, I got my own life.
You know, I know some people are upset
You know, I lived in New York, and I was very happy.
You know, I mean, to be honest,
You know, I was real nervous
You know, I'm so tired of this constant harassment.
You know, if I try to put a cup in it,
You know, it was it was one night, you know?
You know, it's sad.
You know, last year, it was, uh, a completely different car.
You know, looking back, maybe I changed my story a bit
You know, now their little eugene skrowaczeski
You know, old people, you know, uh
You know, once in a while.
You know, open mics and diners and pizza places
You know, right in the mouth.
You know, she made a record,
You know, some artists had been around 30 years
You know, something's wrong with my ex wife's uterus."
You know, that kind of shit, you know?
You know, that kind of thing.
You know, that's just, uh, it's like being kids again
You know, that's...
You know, the the blue jean committee.
You know, they have this saying that, uh, bad things happen
You know, they're sending the police
You know, this cop pulls a gun on me,
You know, took notice.
You know, what cincinnati red had thee most rbis?
You know, who gives a shit?
You know, will they talk?
You know, you can't make music like that
You know, you do it for the love of it.
You know?
You know?
You know?
You look really really beautiful.
You look very pretty. You look...
You might have heard it on the radio.
You pay for a motel room; you expect a tv to work.
You really are the glue that holds this whole house together.
You really are.
You recognize this man?
You should tune that up a little bit
You sound beautiful tonight.
You try to break them with no sleep,
You try to break them with no sleep,
You want something too?
You want to talk about that or no?
You would?
You wouldn't question it,
You'd have a boot up your ass real fast.
You'd think he was out of trail mix,
You're apparently the boss here."
You're just interested in clark.
You're never gonna see your kids again."
You're not allowed to have props onstage,
You're not supposed to be in there!
You're not supposed to be in there!
You're not supposed to be in there.
You're not supposed to be in there.
You're right.
Your knee didn't explode!
Yup.
100 yards up the street.
192...6?
"california," I said,
"catalina breeze,"
"catalina breeze,"
"catalina breeze."
"crawdaddy" named "catalina breeze"
"gentle & soft."
"gentle" I mean...
"montecito memories."
"satin symphony."
"walking shoes,"
[bleep] this, man.
[sighs]
♪ ah ♪
♪ and soft ♪
♪ baby, you're a dancer ♪
♪ can I get a couple of beers ♪
♪ captain tom ♪
♪ catalina ♪
♪ catalina ♪
♪ catalina breeze ♪
♪ catalina breeze ♪
♪ catalina breeze ♪
♪ catalina breeze ♪
♪ catalina breeze ♪
♪ chicago ♪
♪ chicago ♪
♪ dancer ♪
♪ freeway, ride me along ♪
♪ gentle ♪ ♪ gentle ♪
♪ gentle and soft ♪
♪ gonna strap 'em on, lace 'em up ♪
♪ hey, miss ♪
♪ into a hurdle ♪
♪ kielbasa ♪
♪ kielbasa ♪
♪ kielbasa ♪
♪ kielbasa ♪
♪ kielbasa ♪
♪ kielbasa ♪
♪ kielbasa ♪
♪ kielbasa ♪
♪ la, la, la ♪
♪ la, la, la, la ♪
♪ oh ♪
♪ oh ♪
♪ oh, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ oh, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ oh, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ ooh ♪
♪ smooth and easy ♪
♪ smooth and easy ♪
♪ smooth and easy ♪
♪ strap 'em on, lace 'em up ♪
♪ strap 'em on, lace 'em up ♪
♪ to the sun ♪
♪ when the weather gets rough ♪
♪ when the weather gets rough ♪
♪ yeah ♪
♪ yeah ♪
♪ yeah ♪
♪ yeah ♪
♪ you're a dancer ♪
30 years they haven't spoken, right?
A band like blue jean committee,
A bunch of dungarees and jeans,
A little bit stupid looking. You think?
A long and noble meat tradition.
A long and noble meat tradition.
♪ catalina ♪
♪ catalina ♪
♪ catalina ♪
♪ weather gets rough ♪
♪ yeah ♪
After the band broke up,
All career making songs.
All of the sudden,
All right, good to see you again.
All right.
All right. Come
And I needed something that distinguished me
And in chicago that's a death sentence, you know?
And it tanked, big time.
And so we so we, "we got to got to find a recording studio.
And so we had to hole up in the studio
And they were just two chicago guys
And you could see in his eyes
As sisters, you know, we love each other,
Before joni goes on,
Boy, could they sing.
Bye. Thank you.
California was the vibe
Carrying me too long?
Cigar. Cigar.
Clark had gotten a tip from a pal of ours
Come on. Great.
Come on. Okay.
Completely flattened his nose,
Cullerton.
Didn't want to let clark hear that.
Do you want to watch me eat? Uh..
Doing great. Oh, good.
Don't scream. You'll wake the neighbors.
Every song on that record is incredible.
Falsetto is a very phallic form of singing,
Fedex kinkos is one block up on halsted and clybourn.
First time I heard gene & clark,
For the two years that record was popular,
From chicago, illinois.
Gets in my face and says,
Good evening.
Good to see you. Good seeing you.
Good to see you. All right.
Great, so welcome to the, uh...The showroom.
Great. Come on.
Gunnar. Gunnar.
He had a point
He was a Czech count. He was destitute.
He was scared shitless. He's a little guy.
He was the biggest manager in the world at the time.
Hey, that was good. Yeah.
Hey, what's the matter with you?
Hey!
Hey! We're the blue jean committee!
Hi. Hi. Wow.
How are you? Miss Van Kimpton.
How happy are they? They're so happy
How you doing, brother? How you doing, man?
How you doing? I'm real good.
I don't think we should have to do the whole song
I don't chase anybody away. Who?
I don't know, I just I just kind of bare down
I don't like it. Dude, are you kidding me?
I don't think there was one moment
I gave up after about six hours.
I haven't worn a tux in, uh, a long time.
I just go ka bap.
I know. Come on. Wait. Stop.
I leave baggage claim at o'hare airport
I mean, I regret blowing up like that,
I mean, like, now it's, like,
I mean, this wasn't about dogs and cats and stuff.
I really wasn't worried about clark.
I run off, and I grab one of these little programs,
I said, "okay, we're in a group now.
I should probably
I suppose in retrospect,
I think a romantic would be disappointed
I think it hit clark pretty hard.
I wa I was never mad at clark, really.
I wanted people to to really feel chicago
I was completely blown away by that record.
I was on the wrestling team.
I went to a dark place, man.
I'd play an anti abortion rally
I'll call you up. Yeah, come by.
I'm a good dancer. Huh?
I'm all right. You okay?
I'm an amazing dancer. Dancer.
If that hadn't have broken up,
In all of the pictures and everything
In retrospect, I probably should have told the guys,
In school I'd play little assemblies and stuff,
Is she asleep? Wait.
It felt it felt pretty great
It tanked, you know, and we had, uh,
It was good seeing you.
It's good to see you.
It's like...
It's okay. Oh, no.
It's so crazy, 'cause you look at their, you know,
It's strange to have a band that big
It's, like, such an iconic image.
Just punched them,
Let's go.
Let's hear everybody.
Me and clark, we just went out and we played, uh,
Monday night we roll tape.
Morning. Morning.
My big thing was reinventing a band's image.
My knee is really... What about the floor?
My parents both worked at
Neeloofar. And nina.
Nina? Nina.
Nina. Really?
No, and then clark found his own thing.
No, he doesn't. He's attracted...
No, it was halsted and north.
No, it was right there where clybourn does that little jog.
No, no. No.
No, not a whole lot.
No, you don't let him hear that.
No. This is it.
No. This is it.
Not just the hits, but, like, the whole record.
Not now, no,
Oh, hold on. Wait.
Oh, my god, this is wrong. God, it stinks in here.
Oh, things got bad
Oh, we got this house in, uh, '98.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got to give me a call.
Oh, you're looking good and, uh...
Oh. Thank you. Tell us about your outfit
Okay!
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
People were sucking our dicks
Put me in the hospital.
Put that away. That, um...
Put that down
Sad to see.
Same size that they have every other year.
Seemed as if it was being sung
Setting up the shots. Shots.
Shots. Shots. Yeah.
Sing the song, man.
Six hit singles in 72 hours,
So one day clark finally comes up to me,
So then, uh, clark says he'll write the songs if he has to.
So these guys walk in,
So they go on...
So we cranked out two records, lickity split:
So we stroll into our first session at capstone,
So we were laying down vocal harmonies.
So when the show ends,
So, yeah, they were saying, you know,
Sure. Mother and I are gonna eat.
Tension ratchets up,
Thank you, Barry. All right.
Thank you. How we doing?
That is Anthony. Oh, god.
That's pretty incredible
The blue jean committee, I love those guys.
The fact of the matter is no one gave a shit about chicago.
The funny thing is, a couple days later,
The original capstone studios
The panera bread is at the corner
The songs just started coming.
The sonic quality of the music
Then clark called me and said that
Then my cousins caught wind of it,
Then we hit him with our vocal warm up,
There's a pretty funny story
There's not a boston market at the corner
These guys truly showed me
These three? Yeah.
They had "funny feeling."
They had such a sound, you know.
They had such a sound.
They recorded six number one hits
This is called "the freeway."
This makes no sense at all, man.
Those were amazing shows,
To retrieve it. It was awful.
Tommy guns. Mm hmm.
Uh, mom and dad didn't like the music thing.
Uh, there's a lot of people, uh,
Uh, you know, people often mention
Wabash and cermak.
Was a single.
We get invited to this concert.
We got to get out of here. What?
We like that. Yes.
We saw, uh, "easy rider,"
We shouldn't be in here. We got to be here.
We were kind of trapped in the middle, you know?
We were out of cash,
We... we need more proof. Alfred.
Well, clark wanted to do it.
Well, I'll see you.
Well, I'm chicago born and bred.
Well, it's the great "what if," you know?
Well, you know, it's so rare
What they now refer to as a canadian tuxedo, right?
What's going on, man?
When people start as kids like they did,
When they sang together,
Which I would like to reiterate was not true.
Which was not true.
Who knows what's going to happen.
Whoa. [bleep] everybody, man.
Word on the street was that me and gene
Word on the street was that me and gene
Wow, you really, uh...
Yeah, are you
Yeah, beautiful day. It is beautiful.
Yeah, but don't insult the sausage.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I thought, uh, sounded real good.
Yeah, it was all right.
Yeah, it was all right. It was all right.
Yeah, izoff, I'd call him a world class asshole for sure.
Yeah, nerve damage.
Yeah, no, it's good.
Yeah, that was a scary time.
Yeah, well, you look good.
Yeah, yeah, you too.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Every single one.
Yeah. Like, al capone and and
Yeah. Yeah, sounds good.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yep. [laughs]
You boys are up late. Yeah, we know.
You can get away with insulting
You got to remember,
You know, alvin's trying to mess with our clothes
You know, and I loved being on the wrestling team.
You know, I'm just a kid from chicago
You know, they still play
You know, what's crazy is it was so fast
You know? Yeah, okay.
You look good too.
You might remember this one.
'cause I think I I I look like
'Cause there's a painting of Mother here
'cause, see see how his telephone pole
"animal rights now."
"but I would do it a million times again.
"gonna write about?
"hills and and g****s?
"hold onto this moment. This is magic.
"I don't know what to you know, what are we
"I heart puss."
"I heart puss" was robbie's plate,
"I'm a threat to everybody!
"I'm gonna be fine."
"if I ever get a chance to screw this man over,
"it's great to know the cause means so much to you guys."
"lip service."
"look like some, you know, regular guys,
"maybe it's part of this johnny mathis track."
"maybe there's some kids outside
"Mrs. Vivvy Fein."
"nobody says '[bleep] chicago.'"
"people like you should die!"
"she's going to hollywood."
"sicago," "sicago."
"sicilay" sicily.
"someone should shoot that dude."
"teach me how to be a california pansy
"that guy sucks."
"the blue jean committee
"to educate the town
"wake up!" I wake up.
"we should wear some blue jeans,
"well, we lost gene. We don't have gene anymore.
"what are the singles on your record?"
"what cause?"
"Who the hell are you?"
"why am I drinking this?
"you got to cook everything through,
"you just pulled a gun on a cop."
"you know what we should call ourselves?
"you know, we're not even from there.
(all) al capone.
(all) we love you, al capone!
(all) we love you, al capone!
(andersson) some of us some of us like that.
(andersson) yeah, okay.
(bergannson) important year? Ah, yes
(bergannson) well, this is the most important time of the year for us.
(brekke) we are very happy to be the only place
(brynjarsson) no, I did not do well in the trivia.
(karlsdottir) I mean, why not? [laughs]
(karlsdottir) now that I am al capone,
(lentile) anyway, I go to a motel in san antonio
(lentile) he gets in.
(lentile) I told a q tip joke.
(lentile) oh, yeah, I really reamed into that woman.
(lentile) so I was driving from, uh, beaumont, texas, uh,
(lentile) so I'm eating a grand slam breakfast,
(lentile) uh, do I think robbie did it?
(lorgenson) in 1966, it was only four of us at first.
(man) even with robbie's testimony,
(man) gunnar!
(man) how do you feel about judging
(man) I'm ashamed to say, but I pulled my gun on him at one point,
(man) jeffrey ray dupree was known for his ability
(man) maybe officer barnsby had creamsicle on her gun.
(man) now, I was closing up the pawn shop that night,
(man) now, why why is this?
(man) robbie had a way of knowing about other criminal goings on,
(man) robbie wheels wheadlan was a local kid
(man) uh, what do you know
(man) when the judge said, "death,"
(man) who do you think should win the competition?
(man) who do you think the, uh the judges are going to choose?
(man) you know, don wouldn't talk,
(narfadottir) neeloofar, in which cemetery
(narfadottir) okay, the next question.
(narfadottir) the year, please.
(wheadlan) I got in the car, and the first thing I notice is
(wheadlan) I was hitchhiking through san antonio,
(woman) and the motel operator's log
(woman) each morning in court,
(woman) my father, earl yoder,
(woman) of course dad was beginning to suffer from dementia
(woman) what's this?
[air hissing]
[air rushing]
[air rushing]
[all cheer]
[all inhaling]
[applause]
[audience booing]
[audience] bjc! Bjc! Bjc!
[bleep] chicago."
[bleep] everybody here.
[bleep] you.
[bleep]!
[bluesy music]
[both laugh]
[both laugh]
[both speaking indistinctly]
[bright music]
[camera shutter clicks]
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[chuckles]
[clark singing high pitched falsetto]
[click echoes]
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[clunky, out of tune blues music]
[crowd cheering and yelling]
[crowd cheering]
[crowd cheering]
[crowd groans]
[crowd groans]
[dramatic jazzy piano music]
[dramatic music]
[dramatic organ music]
[engine revving]
[exhales sharply]
[feedback]
[gentle music]
[groaning]
[groans]
[groovy rock music]
[guitar tuning]
[guitars noodling]
[gun clicks]
[gunshots]
[gunshots]
[gunshots]
[imitates hi hat cymbals]
[imitating gunfire]
[indistinct chatter]
[indistinct chatter]
[indistinct chatter]
[inhaling]
[knocking]
[laid back guitar strumming]
[laid back jazzy music]
[laid back jazzy music]
[laid back jazzy music]
[laid back rock music]
[laid back rock music]
[laughing]
[laughs softly]
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[laughs] booze.
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[lively percussion]
[lively rock music]
[machine clicking]
[man speaking]
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[sighs]
[sighs]
[sign buzzing]
[sirens blaring]
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♪ And finger work, finger wag ♪
♪ and going to the movies ♪
♪ and then a couple of beers ♪
♪ And then they shatter ♪
♪ but I'm more of a barefoot guy ♪
♪ can I get a beer ♪
♪ Can't you see ♪
♪ catalina breeze ♪
♪ catalina breeze ♪
♪ catalina breeze ♪
♪ catalina breeze ♪
♪ catalina breeze ♪
♪ chicago ♪
♪ chicago ♪
♪ da do do do ♪
♪ do do do do ♪
♪ don't know about you ♪
♪ Dreams are dreamed ♪
♪ Dreams are dreamt ♪
♪ easy, easy ♪
♪ everybody's steamin' ♪
♪ everybody's steamin' ♪
♪ for that lip service ♪
♪ freeway, ride me along ♪
♪ freeway, riding along ♪
♪ freeway, riding along ♪
♪ from a high class magazine ♪
♪ gentle ♪
♪ gentle and soft ♪
♪ gentle and soft ♪
♪ gonna dance around the city ♪
♪ ha ♪
♪ hey, miss ♪
♪ hey, miss ♪
♪ hope this beat up mind can soon last ♪
♪ I'm headed down that rough and bumpy road ♪
♪ is not the road that you would choose ♪
♪ ka daka daka ♪
♪ ka day, ka ding ding, do do, do do ♪
♪ la, la ♪
♪ la, la, la ♪
♪ la, la, la ♪
♪ la, la, la ♪
♪ less traveled ♪
♪ lip service ♪
♪ mama, you're a dancer ♪
♪ oh, baby ♪
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ one, two, three, four ♪
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Pitter patter ♪
♪ Pitter patter ♪
♪ Pitter patter ♪
♪ Pitter patter ♪
♪ Pitter patter ♪
♪ Pitter patter ♪
♪ points his compass ♪
♪ put on my walking shoes ♪
♪ put on my walking shoes ♪
♪ put on my walking shoes ♪
♪ seems the caravan to aruba ♪
♪ Side step, side ♪
♪ sing a song just like a southern melody ♪
♪ smooth and easy ♪
♪ smooth and easy ♪
♪ smooth and easy ♪
♪ smooth and easy ♪
♪ till I'm paying my dues ♪
♪ tv says you got them high class blues ♪
♪ uptown, downtown ♪
♪ walk a mile in his shoes ♪
♪ walk a mile in his shoes ♪
♪ watch out ♪
♪ What does it matter? ♪
♪ when the going gets tough ♪
♪ when the going gets tough ♪
♪ wiseman say if you want to know a man ♪
♪ wiseman say if you want to know a man ♪
♪ with a master's degree in small talk ♪
♪ you're going to the movies ♪
♪ your philosophy's a ticket ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ And then they shatter ♪
♪ freeway, riding along ♪
♪ gentle and soft ♪
♪ in the outskirts and in the in skirts ♪
♪ It's just my heart ♪
♪ Just my..
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
♪ ra ka, ga day ♪