The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) Soundboard Edit

A commander of legions.

A desperate bunch of...

A good family and unimpeachable reputation.

A human sorcerer could not summon such evil.

A sleepless malice as black...

Absolutely understandable.

All in order.

All of you!

All right.

Almost tempted to let you take it.

An election? Heh.

And Black Arrows.

And don't come out until I give the signal.

And few of those...

And go where?

And here are some more..

And send wealth and riches...

And then it appeared.

And under hills..

And what about...

And what's that above it?

And where do you come from...

And... And...

Are they, Bard?

Aren't you going to search me?

Arkenstone.

As if a disease lies upon it.

As soon as we have the weapons..

At the Mountain King's return

Athelas.

Attercop.

Azog the Defiler...

Balin! Can you still mix a flash flame?

Be quiet! I can't hear when you're thumping

Bless my beard.

Bombur, come on!

But Bard has the favor of the people.

But I don't think it ended well.

But I'm not on my own.

But it cannot be the Necromancer.

Can you imagine?

Chambers filled with golden light.

Choking on it soon.

Come on, Dori!

Come on, it was... It was here.

Come on.

Come on. Get a move on.

Come on... keep up!

Come.

Cut the log!

Da, I tried to stop them.

Dead Dwarf. Answer the question.

Deep within the rock, they buried him

Destroyed Dale.

Did you find it?

Did you think I did not know...

Do I look like an apothecary?

Do not talk to me of dragon fire.

Do you think flattery will keep you alive?

Don't blame me!

Dwarves from the Blue Mountains, no less.

Ever a means to an end.

Except in great need.

Father

Feast!

Feels...

Fell things creep beneath those trees.

Fili and Kili. I'd quite forgotten. Yes.

Fili, don't be a fool

Fire hot enough to set them ablaze.

Flee

Folk in this town are struggling.

From me...

Full beards. Fierce eyes.

Galion, you old rogue, we're running out of drink.

Get it over here now.

Get our provisions but not before.

Get out of here.

Go now with our goodwill...

Go on.

Go. Go, go.

Good morning.

Good, good, good

Grab the legs!

Had the aim of Men been true that day...

Have been summoned to Dol Guldur

He did.

He has.

He would have been known only...

He'll see us, sure as death.

He's under no enchantment but his own.

Here!

His name is Bilbo.

Homage to him.

How do you choose to die?

I am taking back what you stole.

I am..

I am...

I can wait.

I can't get a grip.

I don't know what business you had with the Elves...

I don't like Dwarves

I found no sign of him.

I had a son.

I have seen the world fall away..

I hear nothing.

I know her as well as any man in this town.

I myself suspect a more prosaic motive

I never told them.

I say unto you...

I speak to the Master..

I thought I ordered that nest to be destroyed not two moons past.

I thought you were the expert.

I was born and bred on these waters, Master Dwarf.

I was surrounded.

I wish I could show you the caverns.

I wish, when...

I would not antagonize her.

I would relight the great forges of the Dwarves...

I...

I'll rip your arms off.

I'm not running from anyone, beast or no

I've made do with less.

If we succeed...

If you but return what is mine.

Impressive.

In the Shadows. You were only...

In truth... lad...

Ingrates.

Intelligent... handsome...

Is that it?

It can't have just disappeared.

It is a talisman.

It is not our fight.

It rose over the pass near Dunland. Huge.

It was given to me.

It was just a dream.

It will begin in the East

It will spread to every corner of the land.

It would never...

It's coming from the mountain

It's no good.

It's over.

Keep the map and key safe.

Kili, stay here

Kili!

Kill him now.

Kill them! Kill them

King?

Lead him to the forges.

Lead him to the Gallery of the Kings.

Let us feast.

Master Stadle.

May the Heart of the Mountain unite all..

Morning, Percy.

Move on!

My claws are spears

My duty lies with the wounded.

My grandfather... Thror...

Never heard of him

Next.

Nightfall, we can risk no more delays.

No blade can pierce me

No, darling.

None of it's familiar.

None.

Nori

Nori!

Now...

O Smaug, Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities.

O Smaug...

Of the Men of the Lake.

On your feet.

Only trees and more trees.

Only...

People like a wolf among sheep.

People, sire.

Perhaps it is time...

Precious and pure.

Quick!

Quickly!

Quiet as a mouse.

Revenge?!

Right.

Ruled these lands

Run!

Run!

Run!

Saruman the White says it's not possible.

Shaking hands

She is far... far away from me.

She thinks I'm reckless.

She walks...

Shirkers

Shush. Shush.

Since anything but rumor was heard...

Some of us might.

Something moves in the shadows unseen..

Sooner or later..

Sordid scheme hatched between these filthy Dwarves...

Sounds like quite a party...

Stay here if you will... ...and rot.

Stay where you are!

Stick it again. Finish it off.

Stop.

Stupid thing to do

Tauriel.

Tell Thorin...

That a pack of... ...canting Dwarves...

That is what you will... ...bring upon us!

That path is still safe

That trouble making bargeman...

That way. It's our only chance.

That's a fairy story, lad

That's it, then.

That's not my problem.

The Arkenstone lies half a world away...

The Arkenstone.

The day that Smaug...

The enemy was destroyed and will never return.

The entire town twittering your name.

The forest alive.

The hearts of Men.

The heir to the Throne of Durin.

The hidden door

The hidden door lies directly above us.

The King beneath the mountain

The king has never let Orc filth...

The King of carven stone

The last person to have startled him was torn to shreds.

The Lonely Mountain.

The meat's alive and kicking!

The Men of the North took his body and all that he possessed...

The money, quick. Give it to me.

The Mountain.

The old tales offer them hope.

The one they call the Necromancer.

The Orcs will run us down, as sure as daylight

The Ringwraiths...

The setting sun.

The value of your life..

The very air of the forest is heavy with illusion.

Then let me give it to you.

There is no way out.

There is something about you.

These are dark spells, Gandalf.

They are in grave danger.

They saw you.

This is not a nice place to meet.

This is not the Greenwood of old.

This is some...

This must be it

This will require some delicate handling.

Time to do what? To be killed?

To fire upon the beast.

To retake Erebor.

To wait upon the Wizard.

Tomorrow begins...

Truly.

Wait, Gandalf!

Wait. Is this the overlook?

Was slain

Was that an earthquake?

Watch it... destroy him

We don't have a jiffy.

We know where you live.

We make our own luck

We must reach the mountain before then.

We need... to take a rest

We send the lightest first.

We simply have to pay him

We will hide within our walls...

We will take the Elven Road.

What brings Thorin Oakenshield to Bree?

What did we miss?

What did you say?

What do we do now?

What do you mean?

What do you need?

What form did it take?

What makes you think I would help you?

What you know and I will set you free.

What you will find down there.

What?

When Angmar fell...

When did we let evil become stronger than us?

When he went missing.

When the thrush knocks."

Where are they going?

Where are you?

Where is he?!

Where is the Keeper of the Keys?

Where is your master?

Where's he gone?

Where's the sulfur?

Which means that somewhere...

While you have the light.

Who are you?

Who is this?

Who...?

Why are there Dwarves climbing out of our toilet?

Why did you do that?

Why do you linger in the shadows?

Would come crawling back...

Yes, he's clearly modeling himself on me.

Yes.

Yet he would let this Orc pack cross our borders and kill our prisoners.

You can tell the Master I'm done...

You can't give up now

You have grown... ...slow and fat...

You have keen eyes, Mr. Baggins.

You have my word.

You have my word.

You have no right.

You have nothing to fear. Tell us...

You may have noticed that we took refuge...

You promised to set him free

You seem familiar with my name...

You sure you know what... ...you're doing?

You think you...

You will leave my...

You will never reach...

You will tell him yourself.

You would need a smuggler.

You.

You...

You'd do well to remember:

You're having up there.

...climb into the barrels quickly. Are you mad?

Do you hear me?! Hey, let us out of here!

Help! Kili!

It's the prophecy. The prophecy?

There you are. Thank you.

Thorin. Come on!

What? The villain.

"He is one of the fallen."

"The last light of Durin's Day...