The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988) Soundboard Edit

A eunuch's life is hard

A torturer's apprentice went his merry way to work one day

Actually, it doesn't matter whether you're thrown out or stay here.

Adolphus! Gustavus!

Agreed. Give me pen and ink, and I will write to the empress immediately

All right.

And all the others?

And for another..

And left me to rot in that parrot cage, didn't you?

And nothing else

And that was only one of the many occasions where I met my death.

Ariadne.

Au revoir, my dear Baron.

Baron!

Beautiful ladies.

Blast!

Bodily activities

Bring him back!

Bucephalus!

But Roger's so difficult.

Can be most efficacious

Can I help you tiny mortals?

Certainly not!

Cheers for the baron!

Come back! There's more!

Come on!

Come on.

Constantinople.

Cut off in my prime

Do not open the gate!

Don't lose heart.

Don't shoot!

Don't you think it would be a good idea to silence those enemy cannons?

Even the magnificent Catherine the Great of Russia..

Everyone who had a talent for it..

Executioner..

Faster!

Fire!

Five percent or no increased production!

Follow me!

For you, my precious

From the imperial cellar in Vienna...

Get back! I'm warning you! Do not open those gates!

Get inside my office now!

Give us a say! Sir, look at these favorable endorsements from Europe.

Go ahead.

Greeks, Trojans, Romans, Huns.

He looks dead to me.

He's under a tree! Near Belgrade.

Hello.

Hells bells..

Her body is with the king...

Here, boy. Good boy. It's all right.

Here's the overture

Hooray!

How are we supposed to save the town from here?

How are you? Where've you been?

How do you know you're wicked?

I am responsible for, among other things..

I cut it from the top

I did.

I just said that!

I knew we could do it! All together now!

I mean, I do! Of course, I do.

I must speak with the sultan.

I must talk with my audience.

I quite understand

I shall shortly return with reinforcements.

I still can't swim

I swear that as long as I...

I tell you that, and all you can say is, "ah"?

I think you're right, aren't you? It's impossible

I was most warmly welcomed...

I will wait for you!

I, Baron Munchausen..

I'm sorry I couldn't speak with you before...

I'm sorry, you must refer to me by my complete title..

I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Jackson.

I've got to go

If you are still interested in my head, it's yours.

In the sultan's palace. Did you escape?

In the twinkling of an eye.

Is that all?

Is there a doctor in the fish?

It's Berthold!

Keep up! Steady as you go.

King of Everything...

Ladies and gentlemen, I must

Laws of hydraulics. Laws...

Leave him alone!

Let us, instead, concentrate on reaching a rational...

Lived happily ever after.

Look!

Look!

Look! The town!

My Bucephalus!

My Bucephalus.

My friends and I are looking for three men:

My hand!

My lords...

No doctors

No. The sultan's demands are still not sufficiently rational.

Not a clue.

Not killed, ducky. Suicide!

Not since I found myself.

Nothing ails me

Now!

Nowhere to run to! Nowhere to hide for you, Baron!

Of social dynamics.

Off you go.

Oh, dear.

Oh, I'm a very wicked criminal.

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my love!

Oh, no, sir! No! No, sir

Oh, no. Please let me go!

Oh, yeah

One of the king's favorites?

One, two, three!

Open the gates

Open the gates, dear friends..

Our descent, in what I take to be the volcano of Mount Etna...

Perhaps you would care for a little light entertainment while you wait.

Please

Please, Baron!

Quickly!

Radar Sneaky..

Sally, King of the Moon. Well, his head at any rate.

Shall we dance?

Shoot them!

Shoot these people at once!

Six percent!

Something beginning with "M

Somewhere in the South Seas.

Stay here! What's got into you?

Stay, Argus! I'll soon be back.

Stop it!

Surely this time there is no escape

Surrounded

Tell me!

Thanks a lot!

Thanks. I needed a trim.

That begins with "D," you klutz!

That's miles away.

The alpha and the omega of my existence.

The court of the grand Turk.

The cyclops

The game

The moon is a very insignificant part of my domain now.

The officer who risked his life..

The real Baron Munchausen.

The sultan brought me a bottle of his favorite Tokay.

The whole truth and nothing but the truth

Their heads go off for intellectual pursuits...

Then Sally.

There we go!

There you go, lovebirds.

There! I wipe everything away

There's nothing so destroys a man..

They all remind you?

They might kill you!

This is our prototype.

This way!

To his private apartments.

Watch it!

We are supposed to be professionals!

We confound surprise with confusion.

We shall receive a right royal welcome.

We won! Oh, the joy!

We're about to make off with the sultan's treasure.

We're all extremely large and strong here!

We're going down! Mayday!

We've won!

Well, so I am now part of your adventures.

What will become of the baron

What would future generations think of us?

What?

Where are the others? Albrecht!

Where were the waves?

Where you

Which will guarantee a world fit for science, progress and

Who even now are going back to work!

Work with me! Stay together!

Yes, indeed. And who, sir, may I ask are you?

Yes, why not?

Yes! I'm coming, Roger!

You can't do that when you don't got no mouth!

You can't give up! I won't let you!

You can't just stop.

You don't have to see one single one of them die.

You know about their detachable heads...

You look different. Younger.

You maniac! You've done for us!

You may have heard of me

You may take as much treasure as the strongest man can carry.

You puttana!

You really are Baron Munchausen.

You so remind me of Catherine the Great...

You take the bald one. And for you, my sweet...

You told me size don't make a difference!

You'd better do something about it.

You'll pay for this!

You're dead for a very long time

You're giving up, aren't you?

You're the little guy tried to make off with my queen the last time

2 1/2%! Take it or leave it!

Berthold! Eh?

But darling! Don't you "darling" me!

Dead! They can't all have been killed!

Good riddance! And don't come back! We won!

Hello. Hello

I don't have time for this! Farewell, Baron.

Much obliged. From the empress.

No, it won't. Of course it will.

Oh, thank you, my dear. Stop!

Oi! Have you seen Sally? No!

One day... Go on!

Sally! All right.

Thanks

There he is! Shoot him!

We need some help. No doctors

What is it? Excellency! They've taken everything!

You? Certainly not!

Your attention. Hmm? Ah, excuse me.

"Cut Off in My Prime."