Snowden (2016) Soundboard Edit

A lot of people are depending on me.

About another Ed Snowden moment.

About national security that would prevent you from publishing?

Alan. Nice to see you.

Among the reforms,

An encryption key will follow.

And a job that I like, and real friends,

And by the time you go a third hop out from the original target,

And he felt it was his duty as a human being to disclose it

And I automated the backup process to run as I built the site.

And I had a stable life.

And I'm always happy to help a man

And now without any real grounding,

And ordinary people just doing their jobs, following orders

And that you're homesick

And the idea was if the day came

And the people can decide either I'm wrong

And then, the next minute, they grind your work out of existence.

And what is this?

And you were looking at other guys

Another use for Epic Shelter

Are you actually questioning that?

Are you okay, man? I think he's having a...

Are you on some kind of assignment or something?

Attack, take out Bush.

Basically I was hawking overpriced hardware for a living.

Between you and me? NTOC

Bombs won't stop terrorism, brains will,

Brazil, Austria.

Break a bad habit before it gets going.

Bro, the whole country's gone dark

But after three months, I left too. I went back to Maryland.

But he does have asylum in Russia at least.

But if you do notice something that's weird,

But the crazy thing is,

But you just keep reminding yourself,

But your colleague Charles here

But, no, I never went hunting.

Can you at least tell me where you're going?

Clearly someone is looking at my nude portraits.

CORRESPONDENT: and Michelle Obama voted this morning in Chicago.

Course we tapped the entire country anyway.

DIRECTOR CLAPPER: No, sir

Do not tell truth to power. We'll hammer you.

Do you get reposted, or...

Do you mind if I go look in the microwave?

DOCTOR: Plenty of other ways to serve your country.

Doesn't matter what you did, Snowden.

DRILL SERGEANT: Harrison? RECRUIT: Here!

DRILL SERGEANT: Snowden!

Ed Snowden

Ed, I'm up for a promotion soon.

Edward Snowden. (APPLAUSE)

End of the hall, keep going through the second set of doors

Every day of your life, you're sitting in a database

Every time I felt like I was finally letting go of all the anxiety

Everyone does.

Ewen. I'm on with Stuart.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Would you mind signing our petition, please?

FEMALE REPORTER 3: The President of Bolivia's plane

Find the terrorist in the Internet haystack. Hell of a haystack.

For which I will take a modest percentage of the credit.

Fucking touch me anymore.

GABRIEL: Optic Nerve. It's camera and mic activation.

GABRIEL: This shit is out of hand, man

GABRIEL: Yeah, her laptop's off.

Gabriel?

Glenn, I'd like to talk to Alan before we go any further.

GLENN: How you holding up?

GLENN: I understand.

GLENN: Janine is the website editor

GLENN: You have our word on that, but that's not the question. We have to ask...

Good girl! Good girl! (GROWLS)

Good to see you, too.

He and his Turkish mother are here illegally.

He did it

He offered me a new position.

He's not driving.

Hey. Let's see.

HILLARY CLINTON: I don't think he should be brought home without facing the music.

How about just calling me Corbin?

I built it

I can't go

I don't see a time stamp on any of this.

I don't see Tibbo.

I just thought, you know, the system will self correct,

I know that's important to you

I know. Mission first.

I mean, it would take you 400 years to read the emails.

I need to be on the ball all the time.

I think that, you know, folks would understand that.

I will provide our intelligence and law enforcement agencies

I wouldn't have even brought this up.

I'd rather not talk about stuff that could land us in jail.

I'll be right outside. Stay if you want

I'm gonna authorize an administrative discharge.

I'm never like this before.

I'm sorry, Glenn

I'm sorry. I won't trouble you with such matters.

I'm sorry. You just... You should...

I'm supposed to keep an eye on you CTs,

If this isn't done properly, the world isn't gonna take notice.

If you went back to Maryland for a while

In the coming months and the coming years, it'll just get worse.

Including, you know, his cousin,

Ingested everything. They were drowning in data.

INTERVIEWER: Granddad retired as an admiral and joined the FBI.

Is if you could give me a yes or no answer to the question,

It's all of your e mails, calls, texts, social media, everything.

It's believed she's in seclusion

JANINE: (OVER PHONE) Good.

JANINE: (OVER PHONE) I made it quite clear

Just as the last one was my generation's.

Just in case you're arrested, this is where you can call me.

Just ready to be looked at.

Kiss your wife, your kids, back to work the next day.

Let me help you.

Let's just stop talking about it.

Live from the Internet, Edward Snowden!

Look, I had access to the entire intelligence community.

MALE REPORTER 4: The United States Secretary of State, John Kerry,

Man, what are we doing here?

MAN: Beautiful day for it, wasn't it? Perfect weather.

MAN: Excuse me. Uh huh.

MAN: Well, is it a victory for Edward Snowden?

Maybe you could let him know for me?

Most Americans don't want freedom, they want security.

My name is Edward Joseph Snowden.

No electronic devices of any kind?

No, I can't go

No, I just, uh, I needed to know

No, Patrick, show me.

No, sir

No, you're right. Lam questioning it.

No.

No. Absolutely not! We're sitting ducks here, Janine

No. I asked them repeatedly, and they had no substantive answer

No. The Fourth Amendment prevents searches

No..

Noon. But the food's a little too spicy.

Not to mention... All right.

Not to speak out.

Nothing, sir!

Now, you're gonna be here for a few weeks,

O'BRIAN: Welcome to the U.S.

OBAMA: (ON TV) Every agency and department should know that this administration

Of American citizens.

Oh, absolutely the genuine article.

Oh, hey, man. Uh, yeah. No, I just got a derog for doing my job.

Okay, look, let's stick to family in Geneva.

Okay, smile

Okay. (LAUGHS) Thank you, sir. Uh, Corbin.

Okay. Let's see where you screwed up.

Okay. So, this is data collection

Okay. Thank you.

Okay. Thank you.

On millions or hundreds of millions of Americans?

On the dashboard. Do not exit the vehicle.

Ordinarily. But these are not ordinary times.

Perhaps, uh, collect,

POLYGRAPH ADMINISTRATOR: Have you ever committed a crime for which you weren't caught?

Poof

Pretty neat, huh?

PRISM?

Probably because you don't like hearing the truth.

RECRUITS: To driving convoys in Iraq

RECRUITS: Went from driving Cadillacs

Right now the White House is arranging a conference call

Right now.

Russian hackers. The Agency says

SECURITY GUARD: Now place your hands

See you tomorrow. Good night.

SENATOR WYDEN: It does not?

SENATOR WYDEN: Thank you, and I'll have additional questions

Sherman says you hacked the Human Resources site.

Sit down

SNOWDEN: Of course

SNOWDEN: Okay, so, uh,

SNOWDEN: Uh...

So just listen to me for a sec, okay?

So they hit him with the Espionage Act, and we were shocked.

So?

So...

So... (CLEARS THROAT) Now we have the lawyers to deal with. And no doubt the White House.

Sol, uh, broke the sequence to save time,

Someone I want you to meet.

Sometimes, the more you look, the less you see.

Stop the vehicle.

STUART: (OVER COMPUTER) In six hours

TECHNICIAN: We got 'em

Ten thousand bankers in this town.

Terrorism is the excuse.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. You won't regret this.

Thanks, Ewen.

That enable analysts to track a person's movements

That you can do the right thing,

That's been reported by the Guardian newspaper in the U. K

That's exactly right. You have done nothing!

That's gonna depend on the eye of the beholder.

That's great. Oh, good.

That's not quite the artistic critique I was going for.

That's something you're not telling me.

The Chief Justice, who's like, you know...

The kid did it!

The modern battlefield

The position is in Hawaii.

The Post says they're extracting audio,

The whole intel community

The whole kingdom, Snow White.

Then, there you go! What more do you want?

There's press swarming all over the hotel

They build up in your tibias

They could subpoena the Guardian

They wanted to see it. We refused

They're gonna come for all of you, too.

Thirty eight minutes.

This is all going kind of fast though, right? (LAUGHS)

This is my NSA badge with Booz Allen, my CIA badge with Dell,

This new contractor program they're using.

This one slide, I needed some input

This shit is so sly, the webcam light doesn't even turn on.

This way.

TIBBO: These are good people. They won't talk.

TREVOR: Okay. Get back to work, guys.

TREVOR: Talk about getting hung out to dry

U.S

Uh, I was counting, Marwan, you snuck in an extra half hour back there.

Uh...

Uh... (REPORTERS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

Unless there's another Dave Churchyard.

We have a confirmation on the GSS.

We should be protecting that principle.

We started going after their physical infrastructure.

We worked really hard to get where we're at.

What about any al Qaeda money? Anything promising?

What does that do?

What, that someone could be watching you right now?

What?

What'd you come up with? HANK: Something beautiful.

When we go back in the house, everything has to appear normal

Where? Are you sure? (CAMERA CLICKS)

Which makes me feel like the witch bringing you a poisoned apple.

Which means

Which means no warrants.

Whistleblowers and journalists, but also regular citizens.

Why did I agree to this? Good luck.

Why don't you take it easy the rest of the day?

Why?

WOLF: (ON TV) 52% for Obama, 48% for McCain.

Working around the world night and day?

Working counter cyber.

Yeah, but..

Yeah, I'm tired 'cause I have a job.

Yeah, this is the best I could do.

Yeah, yeah, you know, I'd be careful about that

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, man. It'd be my pleasure

Yes, I do

Yes, sir. Pleasure to meet you.

Yes, you can. I know you can

Yes?

You asked me, What do I have to hide?

You can act all nonchalant, but I know you were starting to root for him.

You can get all of this on a cell phone now.

You can go out and know that you're safe

You come home after work,

You didn't say we had to do it in order, sir.

You know, it's Booz Allen Hamilton,

You remember that op to own the Internet in Syria?

You watch out for him

You wouldn't know it to look at your numbers

You'll be working with Haynes

You're watching this bartender chat with her mother about Botox.

Your broke ass on my tower! You got that?

Your infrastructure up and running securely.

56% for McCain, 43% for Obama

'cause once we owned their communications systems,

(BANGING ON DOOR) DRILL SERGEANT: (SHOUTING) Rise and shine, maggots!

(BELL RINGING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(CHUCKLES)

(CLAMORING)

(COWBELL DINGS)

(DOORBELL RINGING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(LAUGHS) Moron? You mean our Commander in Chief?

(LAUGHS) Oh, I see.

(LOUD THUD) (GASPS)

(MOANING)

(PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY IN THE DISTANCE)

(PHONE RINGING)

(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

(SCANNER BEEPS)

(SHOUTS) Fuck!

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SOBS) I get fucking crushed.

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)