A double negative huh? Then no!
A Turnip Festival
Abracadabra! Ha ha ha!
Ah, well, come on, man. That's not gonna happen.
Ahh!
Ahh! Flow of Failed Phantoms!
Ahh! Okay!
Ahhh!
Almost like hate close‐up magic or something.
Always wanted to take that smug Perfektenborg down a peg or two
And a powerful stench only a father could love
And also, turnips!
And I will not be hurt again!
And I'm running out options
And McGee slips past the wet cardboard boxes...
And not just any Saturday. I have no plans!
And now to find out which town
And now, the Ghost Council doesn't have
And that ain't changing anytime soon!
And that'll bring tourists.
And the other,
And the winner is..
And they sure don't taste like much...
And tourists will bring...
Any excuse to send me away
Are you avoiding people or something?
As long as you do not hurt them
Assistant Mayor Goldie.
At the click of a button.
Aww, anything for you, buddy!
Because it was yours.
Because we will not ask you again.
Beenado!
Book a room for next year's Turnip Fest?!
Brighton Motor Lodge
Brighton was built on the back of the mighty turnip! [chomps]
Brighton, Brighton, Brighton..
Brighton's famous Turnip Tornados?
Buddy? Will you please eat all the bees?
But a turnip? No way!
But back in the day, it was a real hit!
But Brighton could be pretty happy
But festivals are risky
But I can honestly say it wasn't my fault.
But I did find your skunk!
But I'm so tired of writing about Perfektenborg.
But it still counts!
But magicians are just con artists who trick people!
But my tastebuds don't work so well any more
But no more! The next edition of Midwest Monthly will crown
But they're ours!
But we can't beat Perfektenborg with turnips!
But, Mom, they're attacking Pete!
Can I release the bee outside? Hmm...
Can only say yes!
Can you please... release it outside?
Can you taste how the freezer burn
Care to start the trashing?
Come back here, you little stinker
Come on, we have to help!
Come on, you know you want to...
Come on! Vera!
Constantly saying "Yes" like you all the time.
Dad, Dad! The whole town's here!
Did you say "Turnip Fest"?
Do it do it do it do it do it do it!
Do nothing today?
Do you accept our invitation?
Do you want some more?
Do your worst, bees!
Enter a literary world of pure imagination.
Er..
Eva Hernandez, Midwest Monthly
Ever. For the rest of eternity.
For once
For too long, Brighton has been counted out
GâEâ No time to spell itââ Gotta go!
Geoff, this is getting serious
Geoff, you're a ghost
Get some new books,
Gonna have to close down this old place
Good to know I can always count on you
Great, then I'm gonna set a curse on us, Molly McGee!
Ha ha! I gotta go tell your mom the good news!
Ha ha! I knew you did!
Ha! [coughs]
Ha! And miss out on that new magazine smell?
Ha! Good one!
Ha! It worked!
Had their Krumcake Cookie Competition?
Has been named "Best of the Midwest"...
Has turnt up for turnips!
Hello, my favorite grandson!
Hello! Is eternity over yet?
Help! Help my baby Vera! She got out
Here I go...
Here she is: Midwest Monthly.
Here, let me help you.
Hey there, passerby!
Hey, Molly, can you not herd the bees together for me?
Hey, Scratch?
Hide until the curse wears off?
Hmm. Turnips are miserable
How very unâMollyâMcGeeâish of you
How would you feel if Brighton didn't get
I absolutely can. Just did.
I am not losing my best friend!
I can see the word working its way up!
I can't be the one to crush their dreams
I can't believe you'd use this curse against me
I decree: you are no, I am yes!
I don't like being bamboozled, Scratch!
I got too close to the turnip tornado machine!
I guess I had this comin'.
I have been waiting for this moment my entire afterlife!
I just feel bad about sabotaging the festival...
I just finished whipping up some gumbo
I know I shouldn't say this,
I know your game, prestiâdigiâfaker
I love it, McGee!
I love turnips!
I mean, if I don't find a way to stop this Fest,
I mean, not for you, but for meââ Ahh!
I mean, this place is as miserable as it gets
I see what you did there
I solved all your problems, buddy!
I will have no anti‐turnip talk in this office, McGee!
I'd like to begin with the food, then move onto the festivities,
I'll be judging "Best Fest of the Midwest
I'll give that a big yes!
I'm coming back for that pizza!
I'm gonna say‐‐ Oof.
I'm really starting to regret this whole curse
I'm sorry and I won't do it again!
I'm starting to see a loophole..
I'm too nervous. You do it
I've been cookin' up something... really miserable
I've waited four weeks for this!
If this festival is a success,
In America's Heartland
In not‐so‐Perfektborg!
In the Flow of Failed Phantoms. Forever
Is that a magazine, like, with staples?
It would be a shame if you had to join Sven
It wouldn't‐‐it wouldn't, like, crush your entire spirit, would it?
It's here! It's finally here!
It's Saturday!
It's the Flow of Failed Phantoms for me
Just chime in when you hear something you wanna do.
Just click this button and...
Just hiding from a swarm of bees in the house
Just let it out. Ooh.
Just make sure you... "turn up"!
Just, uh... taking the scenic route.
Kinda weave them in. They might look cool.
Let me help you out
Let us not...
Let's pretend. Spitballin', you know,
Look
Looks feral...
Lots of vacancies! Wide open!
Maybe saying no
Mingles with the actual burn?
Molly and Pete worked so hard
Molly! Get back! It's not safe.
Molly! Perfect timing!
Mr. Weird, or is it Larry? I don't know.
Ms. Eva Hernandez of Midwest Monthly Magazine,
Muah‐hah‐ha‐ha!
My misery numbers are gonna go through the roof!
Nice usage of "en‐happify."
Nnn...
No chores, no homework, no responsibilities!
No hurting bees!
No I will not
No worries, Scratch.
No, I'll do it. No, you do it
No!
No!
No! Don't! Geoff, wait!
No! Ha! That feels good!
No.
No. To all of that.
No... You do it
Nobody likes turnips!
Noooooo!
Not happy about eating bees, though.
Nothin' much, Grandma Nin
Now all you need to do is impress
Now excuse me, I'm needed at the Turnip Mascot contest.
Now it's time to...
Now, that's a festival I can "root" for!
Obviously, I love real magic.
Oh, but it would totally demolish Dad.
Oh, is Vera a skunk?
Oh, it's not true, Dad! Brighton's in the magazine..
Oh, Misery Levels have been on the rise in your town!
Oh, Molly, you've been asked a question
Oh, Molly! Let's switch!
Oh, Patty! Over here! Quick, before he asks me to pick a card!
Oh, Scratch, you're not in trouble
Oh, that wasn't a joke?
Oh, wow
Oh, wow. This really escalated while we were gone
Oh! [laughs]
Oh! Ahh!
Oh! Already finished?
Oh! I never get to do anything like this
Oh! Is it the ice cream truck?!
Okay, all we gotta do is win Best Fest.
Okay, I will admit the layout is very convenient.
Okay, I'll look
Okay, look, whatever I did wrong,
Okay, okay, let's test this out!
Okay, real quick: Do you want a pet skunk?
Okay, so I guess my answer is "No
Okay. But if I'm suffering, so are you‐‐
Okay. I mean, it's not gonna happen, but‐‐
Okay. Yeah. That's all right, Dad.
One of us can only say no
Oof!
Ooh, okay. Well, uh, I tried.
Ooh! Here we go!
Ooh! I think Brighton's got a real shot!
Ooh! Next we can go to the library,
Ooh! Ooh! Oh, my heels!
Ooh. Poor word choice.
Open the window!
Or "the opposite of no" all the time is too extreme
Our ad worked!
Perfect is in their name!
Perfect. Finally, we've figured out a good use for this curse!
Perfektborg wins every time!
Perhaps it was a bad idea
Pffft! That is a hard nââ
Please come.
Put your mother on!
Quick, cross the street
Rahh! Until midnight,
Remember what happened when Perfektborg
Right this way, Ms. Hernandez
Right, Assistant Mayor Goldie?
Right, Goldie? Oh, sorry.
Right, it's not gonna happen
Same. Sure would be nice to say..
Save yourselves!
Scandanavian Hospitality
Scratch, consider carefully
Scratch, do you want to..
Scratch, we need to talk.
Scratch! You caught the bee!
See, Dad? Midwest Monthly available
She's asking you if you want more
She's black and white and got a cute little fluffy tail!
She's making progress on the far turn...
So far, I'm loving this curse!
Sort of like how I..
Stay at the Brighton Motor Lodge!
Stupid turnips.
Sure
Sure, we haven't been able to fund Turnip Fest in decades,
Talk about dead in the water!
Tell me about it! We get it.
That ain't Vera.
That Brighton has ever seen!
That is not happening or my name is not
That is Peter's problem.
That Midwest Monthly reporter
That's a terrible way to go through life! Or death!
The "Best Fest in the Midwest" and it's going to be Brighton
The "Best Fest in the Midwest"?
The bee has summoned its swarm!
The Ghost Council is not playing around this time
The Motor Lodge is saved!
Their meatballs...
Then time and weatherâpermitting, the fun
There'll be food! Fun! Festivities!
They can spread joy
They may not look like much,
They win everything!
They're gonna send me to the Flow of Failed Phantoms!
They're not as perfect as you think.
Things are really turning around for Brighton!
This is it, Molly!
This weekend, celebrate Brighton's tastiest treat!
To fill the piñata with turnips.
To join the Elite Ghost Society!
Tourist money!
Trapping me in the last seconds, McGee?
Turnip Fest!
Uh, hello, the library is that a‐way?
Uh, so you're antagonizing it with a broom?
Uh, yes, well, you know, I've been..
Uhâhuh. You want to..
Uhâoh
Um, no. I think I'd get over it.
Um, we all agree that pushing the bees out with air
Very impressive work
Wait! Aren't you gonna help me find my Vera?
Wake up, Scratch!
Wanna frenchâbraid my hair?
Was a real turn down for business
We already have one.
We can't all be so positive,
We're gonna have the most Awesome Best‐Friends' Day
We're pleased with you!
We've got a bee in our home!
Well, actually, just half of Brighton..
Well, come on, Moll. Aren't you gonna eat it?
Well, I guess you'd like it then if you could only say yes?
Well, I'll just see you later, then.
Well, my eternity is ruined
Well, that was a delight.
Well, that's different, okay? Because yes is good!
Well... sure! Let me get my pen
Were a little dry this year.
What do you say? Should we go home?
What's going on?
What's going on?!
Whatcha looking for, Dad?
When did half count?
When you are right, you are right, Moll,
Which is absurd, because it is delightful.
Which is what you'd get if earwax became a vegetable.
Which is why we'd like to invite you
Which means more funds to en‐happify the town,
Whoa! Ow ow ow ow!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoo! [laughs]
Whoo! Ice cream truck?!
Whooâhoo!
Whooâhoo!
Why are they wet? We won't ask!
Will you be my tasteâtester?
Will you join the Elite Ghost Society?
Winning us even more awards!
Wipe those "perfekt" smiles off their faces!
With a colossal screw‐up isn't so bad.
With next month's magazine.
Wizards and unicorns and stuff.
Won't give us bad luck, right?
Would you care to try one of
Would you hate it if you could only say no?
Would you like to see some magic?
Y‐‐ [strains]
Yââ
Yeah, but this is a festival about turnips!
Yeah, turnips are just potatoes that went...
Yeah. It did.
Yeah. Thanks. I guess.
Yes
Yes, Geoff. You can always count on me..
Yes, I agree
Yes!
Yes! I would be happy to!
Yes! I would love it!
Yes. I will... eat it. Now.
Yes. Look at Scary Sven. He never recovered
Yes. We've seen a rather disturbing trend of rising joy
You can't sting a ghoââ
You cannot hurt bees! They are good luck!
You didn't hear it from me,
You got a better‐‐? Wait‐‐
You have to answer.
You know it feels good to do good?
You know you can read it way earlier online, right?
You know, sometimes being friends
You know, this is an Awesome Best Friends' Day!
You mean reverse the curse to the inverse? Do it
You think that sounds like fun?
You were holding that coin in your hand the whole time
You're asking me‐‐ Of course! What am I gonna say?!
You're working with the turnip,
Your misery numbers are frankly... miserable
‐ Nope! ‐♪ We're the ghost Ghost and Molly McGee ♪
‐ That's me! ‐ Well, that's she .
‐[buzzing] ‐Oh, they're everywhere!
‐[clicking] ‐[gasps]
‐[deflates] ‐No.
‐[grunts] ‐[laughs]
‐[Molly and Dad sigh] ‐Guys, you know me, I'll eat anything.
‐[Scratch sighs] ‐I knew you would.
‐[wails] ‐Aww...
‐♪ An awesome Best Friends Day ♪ ‐Ahh!
‐♪ Can't believe You're all mine ♪ ‐Uh, what?
‐♪ I'm never, ever, Ever gonna be alone again! ♪ ‐Oh, boy!
‐♪ The dream team You and me ♪ ‐ For all eternity?!
‐♪ You and me for all time ‐Ugh!
‐All right, wanna put your money where your mouth is? ‐Uh‐huh.
‐And you know what that means... ‐Don't care.
‐Dad'll squash 'em or die trying! ‐[Grandma shrieks]
‐Dirty move. ‐[chuckles] Yes it was.
‐Hey, Molly, uh, you know‐‐ ‐Yes?
‐horribly, horribly wrong! ‐[Scratch exclaims]
‐Huh. A lot of bee wings in here. ‐Ooh.
‐Hypothetically speaking, ‐Mm‐hmm?
‐Is this gumbo? ‐Not bad for a beginner, huh?
‐Mmm... ‐Don't leave the guy hanging.
‐No, I would not. ‐I bet you would, too.
‐Oh, is it? It's good? ‐[Molly] Yeah!
‐Whew! ‐[cheering]
‐Yeah, it was a bad idea. ‐[pen clicks]
‐Yeah. ‐[laughs] So you know,
‐Yes. ‐[giggles]
'Cause it's in the bag!
'cause the whole town
"Eat all the‐‐"? [sighs]
"No"? You can't say "No" to everything!
"Perfektenborg..
"Scenic route"? Weird!
"the opposite of yes" right now
"Trash the Turnip!"
[all gasp]
[all gasp]
[all laugh]
[all] Ahh!
[babbles]
[babbles]
[belches]
[blows] Presto!
[both grunt]
[both] Five... four... three..
[both] McGees never give up!
[buzzing]
[buzzsaw sound]
[cheering]
[cheering]
[chomps, gags]
[chomps, gags]
[chuckles] Wanna go watch street magic?
[closing theme plays]
[crowd oohs]
[Dad grunts]
[Dad] All we need is a festival that will draw a crowd...
[Dad] Excuse me, Mr. Mayor,
[dings]
[echoing] Yes!
[Eva] Ahh!
[exhales]
[flatulates]
[gags]
[gags]
[garbled] My mistake, I gueth you can
[gasps]
[gasps] Dad! You're doing it!
[gasps] It's working!
[gasps] The nerve!
[gasps] Wow!
[groans]
[groans]
[grunts]
[hairdryer stops]
[hairdryer whirrs]
[hairdryers whirring]
[hisses]
[kazoo sound]
[kisses] You're my smartest adviser!
[Larry] Can ya help me wrangle her?
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs] Yes!
[laughter]
[light booms]
[loud crash]
[Molly] Aww, he's so cute when he's sleeping
[Molly] Dad, we're going viral!
[Molly] Don't ask us any questions until tomorrow!
[Patty] Looks like the Turnip Fest
[phone rings]
[phone rings]
[pinball chiming]
[Scratch] Bloop‐bloop‐bloop.
[Scratch] Hi. Reality here.
[Scratch] Make sure to eat it all, Molly.
[Scratch] Oh, hey, Molly..
[Scratch] Yeah, well, just, well...
[screams gibberish]
[screeches]
[scribbling]
[sighs, grunts]
[sighs]
[skunk chitters]
[sniffs] I don't think so!
[snores]
[stomach churns]
[stomach gurgles]
[swallows, sighs]
[thunderclap]
[woman] Ahem! Excuse me!
♪ A nd watch them Feed the sharks ♪
♪ A super happy Picnic at the park ♪
♪ All the thrilling Possibilities ♪
♪ And Molly McGee
♪ Are right outside our door
♪ Awesome Best Friends Day
♪ Come on Do the Turnip Twist ♪
♪ Come on, Do the Turnip Twist ♪
♪ Do the Turnip Twist
♪ Do the Turnip Twist
♪ Don't want no rutabaga
♪ Drop down, pull A turnip from the ground ♪
♪ Even a snack ♪
♪ For all eternity!
♪ For an... ♪
♪ I've been cursed It's the worst! ♪
♪ Is there a way To hit restart? ♪
♪ It just tastes like that ♪
♪ It's a main dish side dish ♪
♪ It's Sunny I'ts Saturday ♪
♪ It's the ghost It's a ghost ♪
♪ Let's go out and make this ♪
♪ No, it isn't rotten
♪ Now you're stuck With me! ♪
♪ Shake it off And take a bite ♪
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee
♪ The Ghost And Molly McGee! ♪
♪ The Turnip Twist
♪ The Turnip Twist
♪ The Turnip Twist
♪ Then hit up the aquarium ♪
♪ Then you spin it To the right ♪
♪ There's archery, calligraphy, Ecology and more ♪
♪ Throw away your jimaca and radishes ♪
♪ Tip your turnip farmer ♪
♪ Turn your turnip To the left ♪
♪ Turnip the stereo And go like this ♪
♪ We could high five While skydiving ♪
♪ We could start out with...
♪ We're never Gonna be apart ♪
♪ What do you say? ♪
♪ Won't you join me...
â Bees? âOh, don't worry!
â[bee buzzing] â[Dad grunts]
â[beeping] âWait
â[chuckles] â[strains]
â[grunts] âWhat's your answer?
â[man] Help! â[Molly] Oh! It's Weird Larry
â[people murmur] â[Scratch giggles]
â[stomach churns] âYes
⪠And make them Walk the plank âª
⪠Come on, Scratch Let's go! âª
⪠Everybody's dancing In the produce aisle âª
⪠Human bioâengineering
⪠In a deprivation tank
⪠Look, the day is Disappearing! âª
⪠Or hunt some evil pirates âª
⪠There's a brand new craze On the radio dial âª
⪠There's auctioneering,
⪠Turnip Fest is back!
⪠Volunteering âª
⪠We could float in silence âª
âAre you impressed? Oh? [laughs] âThat didn't come from my ear
âHow could we ever repay you? â[Scratch] Ow!
âI meanââ â[screaming] Help!
âI'm not? âQuite the opposite
âNnn..
âOne, two..
âThe clock is ticking here! âOh, I heard
âUhââ [sighs] Yes. âHa ha
âWe did it, Scratch! âYou saved us!
âWha? Okay. One more time
âWhat was it? âFine! Yes! [groans]
âWho's with me?! âOoh! Me! I am! I am!