Star Trek: Lower Decks (2020) - Season 2 Edit

A bee got in the shuttle, sir.

A bee? How did a bee get in the shuttle in space?!

A bit above the Pakleds' grade level?

A Caitian has to be... intimate once a year,

A Captain can't worry about feelings

A classic. Can't wait.

A computer tricked us into fighting each other.

A cost/benefit analysis for greater long term profits.

A couple crystalline entities getting frisky huh.

A crystalline entity consuming a rogue planet,

A dangerous creature not indigenous to this planet.

A deep relationship with numbers, Commander.

A fancy cruiser stuffed with puffy monarchs

A gas giant, couple Class Js,

A hard time remembering which regulation keeps me

A huge factor in getting a promotion

A hundred reassignments? Plus,

A hundred year war, all because

A little more specific than that?

A little part of him is still alive

A lot nicer than you'd think

A lot of civilizations blame it on the supernatural.

A lot of humans think we're all thieves and pirates.

A lot, a little? Ballpark?

A meager price to pay to get you on the throne.

A microscopic civilization brought me back to life

A mission's only as important as you make it, Mariner.

A nautilus shell, bronze pineapple, little Gorn doll.

A perfectly good storybook

A powered down viewscreen isn't going to be any help

A regenerative shield amplifier.

A remarkable creature.

A shock? There's, like, a hundred of 'em!

A simulated experience

A small price to pay for no worries

A soldier of the empire who does not spit in the face of duty.

A subspace communication number and we'll be good to go.

A ten percent gratuity on a biannual basis?

A total fraud.

A view like this makes you realize

Aah, flying orb!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah, God.

Aah! Borg Queen!

Aah! I can't believe you're touching it.

Aah! Or else what?

Aah! Thank you. This this was a great honor.

Aboard the Ladyjane too,

About the whole omniscient murder god thing, Captain.

About time, Starfleet.

About what's going on on the ship

Above the grav stabilizer's static diffusers.

Accelerated somatic mutation rate, and he's fine now.

Access protocol can you imagine?

ACD is the most degrading day of the year.

Acid punkers love singing about caves!

Actually feel the exact same way.

Actually, it is.

Actually, it's been great. I I think she respects me.

Adding me might result in a net negative for the collective.

ADDIX: Yeah, I can fix it. The trick is

ADMIRAL FREEMAN: The Laap System is fairly unassuming:

Admiral Slattery got so drunk, he commandeered a light cruiser.

After a hard day of working on the ship,

After a taste of my... excruciator!

After riding those tropical waves

After talkin' with that powder keg friend of yours.

After we drop this thing off,

After what you did to me, Becky?

AGIMUS [muffled]: Help. Help me.

AGIMUS reigns!

AGIMUS: Hey, now, this has all been a huge mistake.

AGIMUS: I could fix that.

AGIMUS: With that programming? Good luck.

AGIMUS: You are too late!

Agreed. And there was one thing she did manage

Agreed. I'm proud you're my daughter,

Ah, "Unzak and Vhila as children?"

Ah, Captain Freeman. I guess this means

Ah, damn it!

Ah, I can learn

Ah, it's nice to meet someone who understands

Ah, keep your pips on, Billups.

Ah, man, Boims would have loved this mission.

Ah, no biggie. I don't have anything else going on.

Ah, no, no. Just trust us

Ah, nothing like clawing your way up the side

Ah, okay, don't don't need the necklace.

Ah, Rumdar returns

Ah, Shaxs, you always get me.

Ah, sorry. The universal translator doesn't always...

Ah, thank you, Ensign...

Ah, thank you, friend.

Ah, we were kind of being punks all day

Ah, what a catch

Ah, what have we here? [sniffs deeply]

Ah, yeah, it wasn't designed for flippers

Ah, yeah. Not surprised you fellas need a drink

Ah, yes, Rebner, we've met several times

Ah, you heard that, huh?

Ah, Your Highness, allow me to...

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! No, no, no!

Ah! Hold on.

Ah! Ooh!

Ah.

Ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah...

Ah. Maintenance hatch 788,

Aha! Faulty resonators.

Aha! I got it.

Alien pronunciations here.

ALL [chanting]: Billups! Billups! Billups!

All costs.

All I did was stand in the back of a banquet all day.

All Ransom on the mount?

All right, all right, all right.

All right, big guy

All right, can't adjust the frequency anymore... Yoink.

All right, deck 12, follow the yellow line

All right, fan out

All right, fella, in you go. [groans]

All right, fine. You win, you win!

All right, here we go. Computer, resume program.

All right, I'll reassign him. Bummer.

All right, I'm sorry I left you on Ceti Alpha.

All right, if we split up, we can knock this out in an hour.

All right, let's get back to work

All right, let's just get this over with

All right, let's see, we've got a tetryon wormhole,

All right, look alive, people. Yeoman Ransom,

All right, pay up.

All right, who's drinking?

All right, who's next?

All right, you know what's shameful?

All right! Shots! Shots!

All right.

All right. [grunts] Here you go.

All right. Give me the bad news

All this scary stuff by using them from the start

All those life and death decisions,

All you control is the dimmer switch.

All you guys are spending warp with a bridge buddy?

All you're doing is torturing that young officer.

All your favorite places on the ship,

Allow me to introduce myself

Almost seems unfair to make them compete with us

Aloha!

Along my bottom up, my liege.

Also, don't date Barnes.

Also, I was being a jerk too,

Always warm to the touch.

Ambassador Grubdin

An anomalous energy reading nearby

And a deeper appreciation for each other.

And a glass of Thai iced tea.

And access the engineering sub conduits

And all I did was get people killed.

And an unstable planetoid right here,

And another at 38.20!

And be like, "Anybody order bottle service?"

And being horny always gets me in the mood to torture.

And being lower decks sucks!

And bury it in the clay.

And captain stuff has gotten real fuzzy.

And catching love disease and acting in plays

And collect the bridge crew's research materials

And Commander Ransom should make a full recovery.

And don't even get me started

And Dr. T'Ana hugged me!

And fewer galleries to go through means better odds.

And find a way back to your own dimension.

And free climb a radiation coolant pipe.

And freeze it so I can nano suture your dendrites by hand.

And get that number picked now!

And he doesn't want to admit it

And he'd probably be super pissed.

And he's hovering

And his calloused squire.

And honestly, I'm getting tired of you guys whining all day

And how much will that put us back?

And how.

And I can say two things:

And I can take someone along. You want to come with?

And I can't let Tom Paris go, not until he signs my plate.

And I come in..

And I didn't give up any information, either

And I don't need you messing up our score

And I don't want the crew finding out

And I hate the way you question me all the time.

And I have dad issues.

And I heard the captain's getting a promotion.

And I kind of already told her

And I like to think things out.

And I must perform the Royal Copulation.

And I should pick your brain, if that's okay.

And I wish I could say that it was because of something else,

And I won't stop until all the bile is...

And I'd be happy to share it if you help me move

And I'll be overseein' 'em I don't want any of your crew

And I'll explain everything.

And I'll stay here and guard the computer

And I'm always with Rutherford.

And I'm glad I do.

And I'm gonna go find a boulder.

And I'm so sorry for letting you down

And I'm sorry I spread a rumor

And I'm, like, a year behind being friends with you.

And if I don't make it through this,

And it totally changed her personality.

And it wasn't a good match. She didn't care that a red alert

And it worked! Thanks to you, the Cerritos crew will

And it's all because of this stupid plate!

And it's our duty to respect sentient life

And join us for a celebration with the locals

And just what do you think you're doing, Ensign Freeman?

And made me question the basic tenets of my reality

And made you feel like you weren't my equals,

And make a new friend?

And make sure not to say anything rude,

And make sure your mom doesn't get us all killed!

And maybe if you tell me how you came back,

And meeting his identical transporter clone Thomas.

And my commanding officer was from Honolulu

And my old friend Captain Sonya Gomez

And never have friends,

And no one can tell me otherwise!

And no responsibilities.

And noticed it could use some improvement.

And now he eats them all the time.

And now I am going to my quarters!

And now she decides to take off

And now they're threatening Klingons?

And now you want to adjust our current heading

And peaceful diplomatic solutions

And plus, I'll have you know,

And prepare to return to Vulcan.

And pumped full of dilithium

And release the mag clamps

And repairs are complete. Should we head back in?

And right now we're down a member.

And right now we're heading into a pile

And say what he would say. From the heart

And she is not Captain Janeway

And slower and smaller than my other officers.

And solving science mysteries instead of nonstop fighting

And something tells me we're gonna make a great team..

And that is exactly the type of outburst

And that's when we cut the strings.

And the reason you don't know much about me?

And the replicators are broken.

And the same to you.

And their genitals are sensitive to phaser fire

And then Oh, wait, you do know about the black mountain, right?

And then I will take over the Federation!

And then swim the length of the hydrotube

And then there's three squiggly lines.

And then we all applaud

And then wedge into the filter nodule

And there were a ton during the Dominion War.

And they recombined

And this is our job?

And those horses. I would never get trampled by a horse.

And those run the length of the ship

And today, he's on the Cerritos!

And try to pin it on Starfleet

And Tuvok did it when he infiltrated the Maquis.

And use it to save Spock on the Genesis planet."

And we get to go on a mission with him!

And we might do the missions nobody else wants,

And we never back down from a challenge

And we'll have a good laugh about it. [chuckles]

And we're Starfleet

And while I can assume I'll remain at your side,

And while we've been "playing captain" all day,

And you are letting us into that party!

And you can do some good for a change

And you got caught in the middle.

And you know what?

And you might want to loosen up.

And you want to maintain the illusion of command, yeah.

And you're so good at guitar and...

And you're trying to steal from my precious collection.

And you've been in tougher spots than this.

And your implant are communicating.

And, hey, I'm gonna do you a favor.

And, of course, it didn't hurt to goose the drills a bit.

And, oh, did I find a crew.

And, uh, lots of danger

And, we're at a crucial point in the negotiation.

Anderson! Okona is in there?

Andy, I'm so sorry. If there's anything I can do.

Anomalies, by definition, are strange.

Anomaly consolidation day is the worst.

Another one of those try hards who only wants to rank up

Any luck with those physicals?

Anyone hungry?

Anything for you, Mistress of the Winter Constellations.

Anything that isn't stupid.

Apologies for the delay.

Apologies, my Federation Standard is still shaky.

Apparently she stepped down because of on the job stress.

Apparently they're looking to nurture abandoned mugato

Approaching debris field, Captain.

Are any of you actually gonna do something?

Are are you sure? Because I've got

Are probably just to slow down and buy time.

Are we almost at a compromise?

Are we commandeering their ship?

Are you Have you been drinking?

Are you [bleep] kidding me?!

Are you [bleep] me?

Are you a star

Are you a Vulcan now?

Are you attempting to insult me?

Are you in need of aid?

Are you kidding? I loved it!

Are you kidding? Why even listen to Klingon

Are you ready to give us presents?

Are you saying it can't be done?

Are you sure you want to do this?

Are you sure you weren't in an air lock?

Are you talking about the D? The flagship?

Are you tired? Because you've been

ARMUS: Damn you!

ARMUS: What stuff? Stop that!

ARMUS: Who said that? Show yourself.

Arnock, at the race of Natara through my mind all night

As a mother, I can understand

As an emotional defense mechanism.

As an ensign

As any other ship in the fleet!

As awesome as everybody says?

As captain, you must infiltrate the Terran Empire

As captain, you must save your crew,

As captain, you must survive a lawless frontier town

As if Starfleet would ever hide a black ops agent

As if there weren't more important jobs for us to do.

As long as you aren't bothered by the optics,

As long as you keep a clean record, of course.

As long as your latinum's gold pressed

As Picard's or any other.

As soon as the project is complete

As such, I must call upon the aid

Assimilate. I must assimilate!

At high vibratory frequencies.

At least it's remembering that Starfleet

At least you didn't fall for that.

At least you weren't responsible for the destruction

At the Battle of Klach D'kel Brakt.

At the Daystrom Institute. Ransom?

At the top!

Attention, all decks.

Attention, all hands

Attention, everyone

Aw, boo. We never get to know the cool stuff.

Aw, but come on. How often do we get to be face to face

Aw, crap. It's the evil computer.

Aw, hey, Boimler. I didn't know you had a passion for pottery.

Aw, look at you.

Aw, man

Aw, man.

Aw, shoot, the access port's locked behind this panel

Aw, son of a...

Aw, sorry, man. No getting eaten by an arthropod today.

Aw, sugar.

Aw, thank you, Rutherford.

Aw, thanks.

Aw, what are they gonna do, suck us to death?

Aw.

Aw. Look at this little guy

Aw. Thanks, Rutherford.

Aye, Captain.

Aye, Captain. 90 seconds to spacedock.

B 9 3? That's a great moon!

Back at the Academy

Back in, uh, what was it?

Back on Deep Space 9, and I had it fixed

Back there at the compound.

Backup power cells are down

Backwards time.

Bad Dr. T'Ana. Bad!

Bad for us! I don't want a whole new captain.

Bad girls, bad gender nonbinary babes,

Ballroom Alpha? Aw, that's where all the big parties are

BARNES: Captain, we have an unknown ship

Be careful how you stand

Because as long as we were working on this,

Because I like pears?

Because I never want to work with you again.

Because I started that rumor.

Because I thought we were friends!

Because I'm a Kirk style free spirit

Because it keeps jerks away from me

Because it's a sport I can practice on my own,

Because of my heroics

Because of our experience with the Pakleds last year

Because of your combined talent and dedication

Because on every ship, I never have friends who

Because she's always getting demoted.

Because today you were the badasses.

Because you guys were in charge

Because you're right.

Because you've got a chip on your shoulder

Because, you know, resonance.

Beckett Mariner, ensign on the Cerritos

Beckett.

Before he even knew it was gone.

Before we lose comms

Before you close that, consider...

Begins on the lower decks

Behold my giant helmet!

Behold the first coming of Ransom!

Being an unstoppable mommy daughter team for a while,

Being captain is the role of a lifetime.

Being overrun with Dooplers.

Belay that order

Believe me, I know

Believe me, I know.

Bet you couldn't throw me into that control console over there.

Better.

Between us, I can't get him off the ship fast enough.

Big body Rutherford? Aw, I missed all the good stuff.

Big chunk, starboard, roughly 55.18 degrees.

Billups can calculate warp variance,

Billups doesn't need to know!

Billups is still waiting on his peach daiquiri.

Billups, tell me we're good to go.

Billups, we wouldn't get anything done!

BILLUPS: Faking your death, blowing up your own ship?

BILLUPS: No.

BILLUPS: Okay, team.

BILLUPS: Well, it's only going to get worse

Billups!

Blocking comms?!

BOIMLER [singsongy]: Come and find us.

Boimler to Cerritos

Boimler, can you hear me?

Boimler, no!

Boimler, you idiot

BOIMLER: Cap'n! Cap'n! I drew the banners!

BOIMLER: Crap! Another one!

BOIMLER: Fish people!

BOIMLER: Hey, Cap, the name Brad

BOIMLER: Hey!

BOIMLER: I mean, yes! Of course!

BOIMLER: Oh, God, they're mating

BOIMLER: Oh, no. We're in the gravity well.

BOIMLER: Oh, this could get violent if he tries

BOIMLER: Ooh,

BOIMLER: Probably her idea.

BOIMLER: They took everything that I was.

BOIMLER: They're all from moons!

Boimler!

Boimler! We did it. Hey, it's all good.

Boimler! What are you doing up here?

Boimler?

Boimler?

Boimler? [gasps] You look amazing.

Boimler. I took a little Tamarian at the Academy.

Boimler. USS Titan

Boimler's got it. Just give him time.

Boimler's my number one! Now he has to grow a beard.

Boims, don't engage. That's how they get you.

Boims! What? No. I totally thought

Boimy's got a phaser rifle. Nice.

Boo

Boom, hit by an asteroid

Bossing around tiny Boimler in the itty bitty bar.

BOTH: Aah! Patingi!

BOTH: Uh...

BOTH: We both did it.

Boy, before I lost my memory,

Brace for grabbing!

Brad... William

Bradward Boimler.

Brains are inside of our skins.

Bridge officers are always coming back from the dead.

Bright side: they're not full sized robots, right? Right?

Bury him, like Data's head

But a lot's changed since slightly earlier today

But as your cool mom,

But beware, for you are a wanted man..

But but no!

But can you try not to rat me out to Ransom this time, okay?

But Command doesn't like

But don't these guys do navigation?

But getting pissed helps them get it back

But guess what? You don't need them you've got us.

But have you ever been in a real life or death situation?

But he can't remember to tighten the lid on a jar.

But he said that you should negotiate a cease fire.

But he was dead. I...

But how could you not?

But I am authorized by the captain

But I can't argue with the profit margin.

But I can't believe you guys would ever believe that

But I can't stand sharing command with you

But I do know that in this, our darkest hour,

But I guess you have to make it all about you.

But I know for sure he saved me.

But I know it was my fault that you died.

But I love my zone. It's so comfortable

But I really am feeling way more captainy than usual.

But I really don't want you to die again!

But I really hate that Andorian.

But I think I remembered something I wasn't supposed to?

But I think maybe we work better apart

But I... I...

But I'll tell you what,

But I'm a little nervous

But I'm afraid your special family heirloom is broken.

But I'm reading transphasic energy within the perimeter.

But in seven hours, we'll be dea

But instead of getting torn, we'll be stacking.

But it might be too late.

But it says here that you haven't come in

But it was my ego that turned me...

But it's different. She's, like, so attentive.

But it's just been a big mess.

But it's Starfleet all the way.

But look at all this ionic plasma

But maybe after that, racquetball?

But no two sets are the same.

But now the only thing you're confident of

But now we're friends!

But on the Cerritos? Yeah, right.

But one of you guys has to swim down

But really give them a piece of your mind

But she can't until your drill is over.

But still, I think I should add your biological distinctiveness

But thanks, man, that's really big of you

But that means..

But that's what you're doing.

But the high ticket items in these cases?

But then it stopped working

But there's definitely something wrong with you.

But this black eye he gave me is way cooler than a signed plate.

But this ship is my home

But trust me, the real action

But we are Starfleet

But we are still Starfleet.

But we are the best at what we do.

But we should have time for a quick round.

But we're best friends!

But we're in Starfleet,

But we're not dead yet,

But what do we do?

But what if I forget her again?

But when it comes to a fight,

But who cares about that?

But why would you want me to be one? I mean, I got

But why? The biometric scan is non invasive.

But with boots on the ground, we'll find her.

But with hard work, and plenty of drills, this one is now..

But would you follow it into battle?

But you can't ask them to follow you there.

But you don't have to, 'cause guess what?

But you fix the Cerritos all the time

But you guys were right. It sucked!

But you have a warrior's spirit.

But you knew I wanted to get a promotion.

But you love the job, and I respect that

But you weren't there to make fun of them with me

But you would get arrested, too

But, like, could you, you know, just, like, juice it a bit?

But, you know, don't feel bad

But... [sighs] I have ACD.

By 1.7 degrees, because of this...

By ending the sale or slaughter of the mugato

By Hysperian law, if I lose my virginity,

By just opening up to other people.

By Klingons and Pakleds.

Caitians have a bunch of hormonal events like that.

Call themselves "collectors."

Calm down, horses love me; I'm a maverick

Calm down, Stevens. He's gonna be fine

Can I have all your codes now?

Can I power wash a couple buildings?

Can you believe that?

Can you resist your own temptations and save the ship?

Can you take my shift in Cetacean Ops

Can you, like, hurry it up?

Can't have that.

Can't wait to see the look on her face.

Can't we just warp past the debris?

Captain Carol Freeman

Captain Exley and his number one.

Captain Freeman Day's only a week away

Captain Freeman. I'm Commander Mandel

Captain Gomez is recovering nicely.

Captain on deck! Real captain.

Captain Shelby and her number one.

Captain to Transporter Room Two.

Captain wants you in her ready room.

Captain, a Varuvian explosion would emit metreon particles

Captain, ah, yes, I thank you.

Captain, both vessels are powering weapons

Captain, but I beat the Borg Queen in chess,

Captain, did you want your coffee with cream or...

Captain, his ship the hull's integrity's failing.

Captain, I ask that you reconsider.

Captain, I believe you are making an error

Captain, I... I'm afraid I must resign from Starfleet.

Captain, if we're going, we have to go now.

Captain, the Klingon ship is retreating!

Captain, the leg has been passed

Captain, the project I have been working on is

Captain, there's a giant head approaching the ship.

Captain, this is going sideways.

Captain, two escape pods just launched

Captain, we are being fired upon

Captain, we can't last much longer!

Captain, we have an incoming communication

Captain, we just received a distress call

Captain, we're being hailed.

Captain, we've reached the crystalline entity.

Captain, your targ is most impressive.

Captain! What are your orders?

Cardio, plus a little strength training.

Careful, Ruthy, he's gonna try to collect you.

Careful. Those can release a gelatinous spray

Carol, I know Cali class isn't afraid

CASEY: Boimler,

CASEY: Captain, his power is... diminishing.

CASEY: He's growing hands.

Cerritos crew, we've got to do more drills

Cerritos strong!

Cetacean Ops?

Chairman Siggi, allow me to offer my deepest condolences

Chaos on the bridge means no one's gonna notice

Cheaters don't deserve Nausicaan latinum.

Check it out. No more glitch.

Chili, gravy, chocolate sundae! Hot!

Chirp

Chirp.

Chirp.

Chirp.

Chirp.

Chirp.

Chirp.

Chirp.

Chirp.

Chirp.

Chroniton radiation stream.

Clean your public spaces, people

Clear the area!

Clear them out, fools

Clone Boimler and make sure he's cool with it. Aah!

Clone me's staying on the Titan, so here I am

Close your eyes, think about Riker,

CODY: Whoa, Shaxs is back?

Come on

Come on, Borg baby, this time you're coming with me

Come on, Brad. This is your home.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on...

Come on, I'm, like, practically escaped already, read the room.

Come on, let's go

Come on, let's go tell them they wasted their trip

Come on, Mariner, whatever you're doing up there, hurry!

Come on, we got to find the party.

Come on, who else would it be?

Come on, you're going to make it

Come on! [singsongy]: Girls' trip!

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Dr. T's grouchy, and you're great.

Come on. One little peek won't hurt.

Come on. Stay low. Follow me.

Come.

Command likes to keep a real sense of consistency

Commander level stuff is hard.

Commander Ransom said that you're

Commander, are you suggesting that I micromanage?

Commander, can you hear me?

Commander, wait. We're Starfleet officers.

COMPUTER 1: You'll do nothing of the sort,

COMPUTER 2: You both suck!

Computer, activate force field,

Computer, any food, hot, please.

Computer, birthday cake, lit candles,

Computer, deactivate force field.

Computer, emergency shutdown!

Computer, iced tea, splash of lemonade, cold.

Computer, ketchup, spicy kiwi.

Computer, locate Ensign Rutherford

Computer, open the door!

Computer, pause program.

Computer, play "Nightbird

Computer, pupusa, hot.

Computer, ramming speed!

Computer, taffy, honey, shrimp,

Computer, water, please.

COMPUTER: 83%

COMPUTER: 84%

COMPUTER: Authorization not recognized.

COMPUTER: Deviation from mission parameters

COMPUTER: Fail

COMPUTER: Fail.

COMPUTER: Klingon Encounter.

COMPUTER: Mission accomplished

COMPUTER: Personal log cannot be recorded.

COMPUTER: That is pesto

COMPUTER: The Good of the Many

COMPUTER: User not recognized.

COMPUTER: Warp core breach imminent.

Congrats, Brad. You were a real hero today.

Congratulations, Captain!

Congratulations, Ensign.

Congratulations. You got me

CONN OFFICER: Shuttle pilot's in distress

Considering there are no alternatives.

Contact the Apergosian High Leader,"

Controls are getting choppy.

Controls to help with your hot flashes!

Cool name, right? Makes us sound invincible.

Cool! Then maybe I'll tell him to boost the environmental

Cool.

Cool. Hope this isn't too high for you.

Cool. Well, welcome to the team.

Copy that, Captain. You all got the briefing

Correct. However, this region has never produced this type

Could be a nice break from our usual duties.

Could someone just [grunting]

Could you imagine serving with those biHnuchs?

Could you stop collecting for one...

Could you tell him I'm the Pakled captain?

Coward! You hide behind

Crap. The food.

Crisp air, tasty waves

Crispy lemon rock candy,

Curious. Shields to maximum power.

Cut power!

Cute speech. I'm sure it'll play great

Cybernetic implant of Ensign Rutherford is located

D'Onni, I have a piece of, uh, loot I need you to repair.

Damn it

Damn it!

Damn it! Block their communications!

Damn it! We have to get to the bridge!

Damn it. Call it

Damn, do I miss that ship

Dang it! [grunts]

Dang. That's gotta be a record.

Dangerous science trash that can't just get recycled

Dangerous situations for you

Deck Six is taking heavy damage

Did he leave the ship? Did he somehow cloak himself?

Did his kingdom come?

Did I, did I get my perfect score?

Did it feel amazing?

Did she touch a mysterious orb?

Did someone buy an alien mood altering plant

Did you eat them?

Did you get your bowl signed by Chakotay or whatever?

Did you grow up in a castle?

Did you hear something?

Did you know they have alternative pronunciations?

Did you redecorate? Something looks different

Did you see that? I berated them,

Did..

Didn't you die? How the heck did you come back to life?

Digits our grandchildren can be proud of.

Disable the Pakled ship

Ditch the attitude! A Starfleet drill instructor

Do it again

Do not speak of gagh

Do not take my action as an endorsement

Do not talk to me of honor!

Do you even understand how to play this at all?

Do you know he keeps a log about his mustache?

Do you know how embarrassing it is

Do you require assistance?

Do you still like pears?

Do you think the captain knows Mariner's undercover?

Do you think they always come here to fight?

Doc says it'll overload him.

Does Rutherford seem off to you?

Does that mean we're not going?

Does the high council know of your actions?

Doesn't really matter, Your Excellency.

Doesn't seem like that big of a deal.

Don't

Don't even get me started on Stevens.

Don't get digested!

Don't let 'em get away!

Don't listen to her. This is gonna be great.

Don't move.

Don't phaser your foot

Don't tell anyone. That's a name I left behind long ago.

Don't tell me the party was boring

Don't tell me you actually believe that bartender.

Don't work at the bar.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about me, I'm early.

Don't worry. I'm used to it.

Don't you give me orders.

Don't you wonder why

Dooplers are a species which involuntarily duplicate

Double. 50 strips.

Dr. T'Ana seemed like she wanted me to rush.

Dr. T'Ana wants to see me in her office.

Dr. T'Ana's going to know I violated her trust.

Dragon's blood. Access controls are fused.

Drink to honor!

Dude, I would never go down the stairs. [laughs]

Dude, not cool!

Dude, you're clearly Starfleet.

E Excuse me?

Each set shares a parent with the other,

Ear is where they put the implants.

Easy to fix with a few modifications.

Eat a feast and save my boss.

Edible. I think I can climb up and reach it

Eh, bridge crew always come back.

Eh, I tried,

Eh, it was a bunch of complex characters

Eh, that place did take a lot out of me.

Eh, went the wrong way again. [chuckles]

Eh. We're basically clearing out a dead dude's storage locker.

Either we're going to be dead,

Emergency transport to sickbay for Commander Ransom now.

Emissary, the last few days with you

En route to a planetary survey in the Kontaran system.

Energize

Enjoy it while you have it, Bradward

Enjoy the penal colony.

Enjoy your final mission on the Cerritos

Enough

Enough with the Titan!

Enough with this whole textbook leader routine.

Enough!

Enough! Go back to your station, Ensign

Ensign

Ensign Barnes just confirmed our date for tonight.

Ensign Beckett Mariner!

Ensign Boimler, sir?

Ensign Freeman, full thrusters, take us out.

Ensign Shaxs, what are you doing?

Ensign Tendi, get over here

Ensign Tendi, my office.

Ensign Tendi, run a long range scan for any potentially

Ensign Tendi, there was an accident on the Monaveen.

Ensign, get in here!

Ensign, set an intercept course

Ensigns, your mission is to support your commanders.

Enter the chamber and fix the warp core breach

Escher got lucky.

Escort them to the senior conference room

Evasive maneuvers!

Even better, as an apology, we're getting drinks tonight.

Even if Mariner was black ops, which she is not,

Even if we did believe you,

Even if we lower our shields,

Even these close quarters don't bother me.

Ever hear of Gary Mitchell?

Every day

Every day isn't gonna be some pristine, exploratory adventure.

Every fightin' style?

Every night with your stupid little butt

Every now and then when it seems like you've died, huh?

Every pod has a certain amount of points you can earn

Every ship in the fleet depends on officers like us

Every time I open up,

Every time I think I'm out of this thing,

Everyone else here is pretty upset

Everyone I actually like to socialize with is here.

Everyone, if you move to the back of the ship,

Everyone's score is displayed right here,

Everything about the Borg; I've got this.

Everything later. Watch out for that spray.

Everything you put your mind to

Ew, gross. Even the watcher.

Ew, we do not! Ew!

Ew. No. It'll be quick and painless this way

Exactly, and stationed at the captain's side,

Exactly. If we follow our training,

Exactly. You've read how to work in space,

Excellent, then with the threat neutralized,

Excelsior.

Excelsior. I am healed.

Excuse me

Excuse me, Captain Freeman?

Excuse me? [grunts]

Excuse me? This is a private party.

Excuse me?! Oh, you're gonna go there?

Excuse us. Sorry. Ow!

Failed to override maintenance hatch 70's

Failed!

Fall back to that tunnel!

Fascinating.

Faster than I've ever seen.

Feel free to come to me with any questions.

Feelings, instincts

Feels good, ruining a jerk's career.

Ferengi

Ferengi poachers, you are violating

Fight and have sex all over the place

Fighting fascism is a full time job!

Figured it would be fun

Fine men's clothing!

Fine, but how?

Fine. I'll try to remember you

Finish up here, and I'll be right back, and, hey, nice work.

First contact is going to be

First I get kicked off the Titan.

FIRST OFFICER: All scans nominal, Captain Gomez.

FIRST OFFICER: Hey, Enterprise

FIRST OFFICER: What are you doing?

First your opinions change,

First, you've got to fix this posture.

Five minutes until we hit atmosphere, Captain

Flogging a Vulcan.

Follow me. I used to live here.

Followed protocol and signed out your magnet boots

Following rules, you, too, would appreciate

For a minute there, we were in a little over our..

For a second or even third status report

For an honorable death

For anything other than resisting?!

For attacking members of Starfleet, so...

For centuries

For doing a good job

For further impulsivity

For I am going to annihilate the Federation!

For my incense.

For my old friend Beckett Mariner?

For one of those crystalline entities.

For our brand new head of security.

For real, man, if you don't want to work at the bar,

For real? Can you help us get out of here?

For Starfleet black ops.

For the big time only to come crawling back,

For the celebration feast because I did such a good job

For the loss of your friend.

For the manual access clamps are down there

For us to make it out of here, we're gonna have to travel

For what?

For you to apologize for weeks, you dumb jerk.

For your greed,

Forever, and now with this long haul,

Fought off a dozen mugatos barehanded.

Fragile?

FREEMAN [over comm]: What is "strange energy," Doctor?

Freeman, I can't risk this station

FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58001.2.

FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58036.4:

FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58053.9.

FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58105.1.

FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58130.6

FREEMAN: Captain's log: theCerritos is beginning a 12 hour warp,

FREEMAN: Captain's log: TheCerritos is finishing

FREEMAN: Doc, how did they deal with Gary Mitchell?

FREEMAN: Ensign Mariner, report to my quarters for hanging out

FREEMAN: Except you.

FREEMAN: Hold on.

FREEMAN: Lieutenant Billups, report to my ready room.

FREEMAN: No! Shooting from the hip is what

FREEMAN: TheCerritos is on its way

FREEMAN: We have to be a team on this.

FREEMAN: We're out of time.

FREEMAN: What?! He hasn't gotten anything, has he?

FREEMAN: Would you stop it, Beckett?

Friend, I'm worried about you.

Friends with the softest guys on the ship;

Friendship!

From a a storage unit on Qualor II.

From a distortion field that was actually a lot like...

From a tulox shifter!

From Admiral Freeman.

From from Hawaii? Oh, uh..

From his network of drones.

From Janeway all the way down to Kim! Everyone from Voy.

From kicking you to pieces.

From now on, you'll get all the drinks, you backstabber

From the away team, but, uh,

From the Bakersfield.

Full impulse!

Full stop, mister. This is my ship.

Gah, I never get to dive into unknowns.

Gah, this isn't gonna hold much longer!

Gary Mitchell was an ant, and I am a lion!

Gathering scientific rarities from around the galaxy

Geez, I was really out of control

Geez, what's gotten into you?

Get away from me, Stevens

Get back in this book! [grunting]

Get him out of there!

Get him to sickbay, have the doc check him out

Get me my PADDs!

Get me out of here! Get me out of here!

Get off my yacht! That's an order!

Get on a horse?

Get out of here, rage!

Get over here, man

Get over it. Now listen.

Get them out of there!

Get used to it!

Getting embarrassed makes them lose control,

Getting sticky appendages.

Girls' trip!

Give him to me.

Giving alien street food a chance.

Glad you're still into this. I was worried

Go clean up Air Lock 17.

Go on in

God, kid, I'm sorry. This is all my...

Going to a make a cute little ashtray

Gonna be a piece of cake

Gonna step forward, and then, like, you'd go,

Good boy!

Good day to you, Captain Boimler

Good day to you, Captain Mariner

Good God, what did you do?

Good luck, Your Majesty

Good morning, Cerritos!

Good thing safety protocols are on

Good thing the replicator's still intact.

Good!

Gosh, you've got so much to learn.

Got it

Got it!

Got it!

Got it. Hang on to something.

Got reassigned to Beta shift.

Got to keep moving.

Got too many licks and not enough comp.

Got ya. [groans weakly]

Got zapped by a ray and it turned him into a puppet!

Gotcha

Grateful to have a ship and a crew I trust with my life

Great

Great idea, Mariner.

Great.

Great. Uh, who are you?

Guess the carpet's always grayer

Guess we have to go up and over.

Guess who I get to meet today.

Guys, it's pretty cool that the captain

Guys, quick!

Guys, quick! The Ferengi are coming.

Guys, the prisoner Rumdar

H Hi, Lieutenant! Sorry to bother you,

Ha ha! Come on, come on.

Ha ha! I can see again!

Ha ha! Yeah!

Ha!

Ha! How could I hate you?

Ha! I even volunteered us for it.

Ha! No, I don't care about that.

Ha! Nobody knows the Cerritos like Bradward Boimler.

Ha! Rutherford!

Ha! We lost 'em. Never doubt me.

Ha! You dare challenge me?

Ha. That's Starfleet. But you can handle that, right?

Ha. We've been training on the holodeck at night.

Hail the Bird of Prey

Hail the Vulcans

Half the crew disappeared with no explanation.

Half the crew mysteriously vanished.

Half the time when you see someone

Hang on

Happy first first contact, Cap.

Happy to help. We'll prepare a team.

Has been undermining the captain?

Has no idea who is manipulating them

Has yet another side mission request.

Hasn't been pooped out by an alien creature?

Have been very... careful.

Have crossed the line

Have lit my uniform on fire. What a predicament

Have Stevens grab 'em. He's your little buddy.

Have you not noticed that Commander Togg

Haven't you boys ever wondered how she's able to

Haven't you ever noticed that she seems to know

Having a commander friend or being true to yourself?

Having one right now.

Hawaiianers, we're under attack!

Hay fever and acid reflux.

Hazardous anomalies in this system.

He and his pointy eared pal tried to party crash

He ate that traitor's leg, and will need to be shuffled around

He could demote me to work at a penal colony where

He deflated back into regular sized Rutherford.

He didn't sober up till he was halfway to the Delta Quadrant.

He died in an explosion saving my life.

He doesn't want to be a king

He doesn't want to wrangle centipedes?

He has issues with communal nudity.

He has to be only people who grew up on the islands

He isn't thinking about us at all.

He just ruined our museum of popular music!

He just took a photo of his own foot

He just wanted to feel.

He loves being on lists

He made the moon disappear.

He must have been so bored on the Enterprise.

He must have been so lonely.

He probably has a huge room to himself on the Titan.

He ran away from Pakled Planet to her ship

He saved my life. You know what? I'm gonna ask him.

He seems to be focusing on his bi's and tri's.

He should have come up already.

He shouldn't be wasting his life twiddling around

He took Ethics of Collecting at the Academy.

He was out there jammin' on the trombone

He was the first human to break the transwarp barrier,

He wouldn't react well.

He'd lose his mind if he knew we were using this for storage.

He'll be back to normal in an hour

He'll be fine. He's one of our best.

He'll be worth a fortune.

He'll think it was elective.

He's a manipulative supercomputer

He's been trying to get his danglies into a computer.

He's fine. Stevens hasn't left his side

He's giant and brown.

He's going on working with Riker

He's got to be having the time of his life.

He's in arrest!

He's like a pet. Yuck.

He's not good with that stuff, it freaked him out!

He's right, Mariner. Come on! I can help.

He's saying, "It hurts."

He's the DJ.

Heard a lot of buzz about your time on the Titan.

Hell yeah. Hit me. Hit me again.

Hello?

Helm, adjust course to 577 mark 6.

Helm: get us up to speed. Carefully.

Help me help you.

Help me! It's it's...

Help you, Ensign?

Help! Starfleet! I'm under attack!

Her emotional armor is weakening

Her Mushesty the queen!

Here he is, Your Majesty

Here on the Cerritos, then great.

Here, I picked a number. Just go.

Here's your "lord" AGIMUS, safely disconnected

Hey, Boimler, how often did Riker clean his trombone?

Hey, Boimler, my implant's messing up my vision

Hey, buddy, look at... look at this.

Hey, can I tell you something?

Hey, careful.

Hey, check it out.

Hey, cheer up

Hey, do you want to catch a Winger Bingston show sometime?

Hey, don't listen to her, I'm as strong as..

Hey, don't transform my constituents!

Hey, Ferengi! We've got a little somethin' for ya!

Hey, get out of my PADD.

Hey, guys. You bail on that big party?

Hey, have you guys seen my PADD? I just zinged Ransom so hard.

Hey, hey! Aloha!

Hey, I wish I could be on a ship that's exploring

Hey, I'm proud of you, Mom

Hey, just bustin' your bioducts. Here's the deal.

Hey, Mariner, I was just about to close out this drill.

Hey, maybe from now on,

Hey, maybe you aren't back in the system.

Hey, Mom

Hey, no need for all this. We're licensed businessmen.

Hey, no. Stop that. No. No one's getting fired over Jeremy, okay?

Hey, nobody deserves the recognition more than you, Mom

Hey, sorry, Billups has a new soup recipe he asked me

Hey, sweetheart. Just checking in on the mission.

Hey, Tendi. Whoa! I sure hope

Hey, that sounds like something you don't need.

Hey, we could bring one of these into the party

Hey, we've all... I mean, who among us

Hey, what the [bleep]?! Little help?

Hey!

Hey! Let let her go!

Hey! Look at this one! This one's got gravitas.

Hey! Thanks for helping out back there.

Hey! Those miners are stealing our snacks.

Hey! You're a jerk!

Hey. Boimler, right?

Hey. I I was just hiding behind a bush

Hey. It's tough being vulnerable.

Hey. Now keep your cords to yourself, or I'll have

Hey. You see those two guys back there?

Hi, everybody

Hi, Tendi. Hi, Tendi. My name is Jeremy.

Highly invasive neuro medical procedures

His collection pales in comparison to mine.

His implant is still transmitting

Hit him with photon torpedoes.

Hmm

Hmm, no. No.

Hmm, worth considering...

Hmm? I'm fine. Why?

Hmm? Oh, no, I don't write, mate

Hmm.

Hmm...

Hold it. We got a 'Led over there.

Hold on

Hold on. And now again.

Holodeck Three you should join us

Honestly, I get it

Honestly, this feels wrong.

Honus! Can we get two more?

Hope you like climbing.

Hopefully we picked up a few of your moves.

Horrible, horrible things that that happen to good people.

Horses love me. Shut up!

Hot, hot, hot, hot. [grunts]

Hot.

How about now?

How about you stop mentioning food, and we'll be even, okay?

How are you excited for giant, nightmarish centipedes?

How can we help?

How deeply insulting that is

How did we get on Doopler duty?

How did you get outside in the first place?

How did you possibly guess that?

How do I look?

How do you explain the Atlantis?

How do you know about that?

How hard it is working with her.

How is she kicking our asses so hard?

How to do that back on Bajor?

How unconcerned I am about their assessment

How was I supposed to know that?

How would they find out? Would you report me?

How you came back from the dead,

How'd it go with Dr

However, your inability to control

Huh, guess it's just me and you.

Huh, sounds like my ex.

Huh, there's something etched onto the side of the manifold.

Huh?

Huh? I I gotta hurt him?

Huh? Of course I'm alive

Huh? What do you mean?

Huh? You talking about Mariner?

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. I don't know if I've ever seen you date anyone.

Huh. I like that guy

Huh. Titan's seen a lot of action.

Humanity has a complicated relationship

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

Hysperia will be left defenseless

Hysperia..

Hysperian culture can be a bit, uh, distracting.

Hysperians renamed everything to sound like magic.

I abdicated my birthright as prince

I accessed your ship's memory bank

I agree with you at all times!

I almost forgot how easy being a lower decker is.

I almost got crushed competing with myself.

I am a skin of evil. [grunts]

I am Armus. This is my domain.

I am attached to the ship.

I am available for chess

I am Captain Carol Freeman,

I am emperor of the Pakleds.

I am filling in at the helm

I am freed.

I am going to calm him down... by blasting him.

I am going to have to "show more trust in my subordinates."

I am hungry.

I am in the system. It should be working.

I am King Pakled.

I am nearly finished

I am not a spy, guys.

I am not rebellious

I am now Pakled leader.

I am Rebner

I am recommending you for reassignment...

I am removing you from duty

I am superior to all of you!

I am sure he's got a handle on things.

I am very jealous. Respect

I appreciate it.

I believe it may help.

I bet he's living the dream.

I bet they didn't believe the rumors on the Atlantis either,

I bow. I bow before thee, sir.

I broke my back picking up a peanut

I can assure you, Rumdar's in good hands.

I can be the next Seven of Nine. AGIMUS of One!

I can do it again.

I can do you one better

I can end this with praise.

I can finally get in a real workout.

I can hear your thoughts!

I can him hear him shuffling around in there.

I can offer you one of our shuttlecrafts.

I can replicate sliders whenever I want back on the Cerritos

I can use that.

I can't it's leg day.

I can't avoid it! Brace for impact!

I can't believe there's another Hawaiian onboard!

I can't believe this.

I can't believe we all have the day off.

I can't believe we didn't even make it out of the spacedock.

I can't believe we pulled another animal control op,

I can't believe you'd even say that.

I can't pull you both up!

I can't say this is how I pictured going out,

I can't tell if she likes me

I can't tell where I end and you begin

I cannot move this overweight...

I collect all sorts of plates, and I love Voy.

I control this ship!

I could be hanging out with so many captains

I could carry you across the threshold like a bride.

I could eat.

I could use him as puppet therapy

I could whip up a sonic shower. Wouldn't that feel splendid?

I couldn't help it.

I demand assistance.

I deserve more respect. I once escorted the Enterprise

I did some great work on this thing.

I did, too

I didn't ask. Dr. T. is very private.

I didn't even know you had feelings

I didn't join Starfleet to get in phaser fights

I didn't know he even went on missions

I didn't know that

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings

I didn't realize my spine went that far.

I didn't tell you anything about our big plan

I do

I do miss the guy, but I can't blame him.

I do not believe this punishment is warranted.

I do not have a big enough helmet

I do not understand.

I do what I want!

I don't care about that old post.

I don't care what he wants

I don't care who the fake killer was

I don't even know what that is, but I don't like your tone

I don't got to answer to nobody but me.

I don't have the luxury of being your chief engineer anymore.

I don't have to write that down.

I don't know

I don't know how he was able to survive in the vacuum of space,

I don't know how much longer I can do this.

I don't know why I made such a big thing of it.

I don't know why I make an exception for you

I don't know why I turn everything into a fight.

I don't know, Boimler

I don't know, but we gotta make sure she never finds out.

I don't know, but whatever happened

I don't know, maybe, did you ever... intimidate him?

I don't know, we'll get poisoned by a mugato

I don't know. [chuckles] But if I did it once,

I don't know. I kinda like 'em. [giggles]

I don't know. Sure

I don't mind

I don't need to be saved.

I don't need you or anyone else

I don't spill these beans on my... [screams]

I don't strand people.

I don't think that Dr. T'Ana cares about being nice

I don't think you'd like it

I don't want anyone freaking out.

I don't want that stench on my bridge.

I don't want to die a liar

I don't want to die in a Hawaiian shirt

I don't want to work with her!

I even got "blown up." [laughs]

I figured it was time for a new model.

I forgot how hard it can be when you're not in the loop.

I fought alongside the Titan at the Battle of Kallah

I get bad cramps?!

I get it, yeah, no,

I get to be senior medical officer!

I get to stay on the ship!

I got a model here. Stay back!

I got a top notch menagerie.

I got into Starfleet to study moss.

I got shot out of a little hatch

I got signal lock

I got to do a personal log before I forget.

I got to get to the bar! Come on!

I got to know!

I got to work on an expensive engine,

I got transporter cloned

I gotta do something.

I grew up in Hawaii and, man, do I miss Hawaii

I guess I kick ass one way,

I guess I understand why Command was so impressed

I guess I was worried you would talk me out of it

I guess I'll just have to get used to it, you know?

I guess not.

I guess when you almost drown in whale pee,

I had a good time today

I had a gut feeling that increasing

I had to apply concentrated force to your neutral zone.

I had to suck the venom out! What lab?

I had you wrong, Jet

I hate being your sidekick.

I have another project, which is nearing culmination.

I have been crushing baktags beneath my boot

I have combat training all day

I have detected an anomalous surge of metreon particles

I have five books on mugatos.

I have for a long time now.

I have rights!

I have to admit, I'm impressed.

I have to figure out the right harmonic frequency

I have to make impossible life and death decisions

I have to randomize the voltage,

I have to show Dr. T'Ana I've got what it takes.

I have to stop you right there, Commander

I have to swim down and unclamp a thingy..

I have to, son. I'm chief engineer.

I haven't seen you since Centauri IV.

I heard Shaxs talking about it.

I heard the drill instructor's Pandronian

I heard you and Gomez,

I honestly don't know how Dr. T'Ana does it every day

I I didn't talk to her

I I do not believe so.

I I don't know,

I I guess I don't.

I I just don't understand

I I know I don't belong in sickbay

I I might have a shot at acting captain.

I I think we believed because that part made sense

I I was trying to save him?

I I'm gonna go tell Billups he should use someone else

I I'm sorry

I It's just the face that you made.

I joined up 'cause I love beaming.

I just asked if you learned how to throw pots on Bajor.

I just deleted all my manipulative subroutines.

I just don't show them to everyone

I just got my physical. I could heal you all night.

I just got that table rejotted.

I just have to get used to knowing

I just need the lowest ranking officer

I just needed him to trust me so he'd let me access his battery.

I just waited in the transporter bay

I just want to talk cease fire with whomever's in charge.

I just wanted to find a bridge buddy

I just wish I could keep both of you

I just wish I knew what information you kept secret

I keep it vague on purpose.

I kind of thought you hated me.

I knew we should have brought the skants

I know

I know a fixer on Bonestell who can repair anything.

I know another way. Because I know you,

I know I'm not supposed to ask you

I know we may not look like a lot,

I know we're Starfleet,

I know what you want: that stupid Starfleet party.

I know when I'm feeling scared, the best thing you can do

I know you really wanted to have a bridge buddy,

I know you're in there. You're gonna be okay.

I know, computer. But how am I supposed to Ow!

I know. You can't tell me because I'm just an ensign.

I led us into this mess

I like my hair. I'm a cutie. This is good hair.

I love having you here.

I love it! Hey, you like Romulan ale?

I love me an undercover op.

I love my job!

I love Starfleet.

I love that when Riker was on the Enterprise,

I love the Cerritos, too.

I love the Cerritos.

I love to hate. Whattup, Migleemo?

I made it up when I was an ensign

I maybe go out of my way

I mean, "Kill anything in her way"?

I mean, always asking what I'm doing...

I mean, curing the Captain's Terellian Death Syndrome?

I mean, he loves being an engineer!

I mean, his implant and part of his brain got ripped out

I mean, I don't have all my memories,

I mean, I guess they had to put a lot of extra room

I mean, if the locals see how good it can be,

I mean, isn't that its whole job, to deflect?

I mean, just please don't take any pictures of me.

I mean, seven years of what, exploring?

I mean, she really just wanted me

I mean, Starfleet Intelligence does it.

I mean, think of all the fun adventures

I meant if you were still on a capital ship like that,

I merely wish for you to join me in broadening

I might have finally earned her respect.

I must inform the captain.

I must ready for arrival to the station.

I need 30cc's of desalinated paviatic fluid.

I need a loyal first officer,

I need to figure out a way to impress or kill the captain

I need to see where we're going

I need to show off the fresh merchandise

I need you by my side

I need you guys to come in and safely dispose of anything

I need you to hunt them down and scan their asses.

I need you to pick up a... family heirloom

I need youse to comb through all this stuff on the floor here.

I needed those limes yesterday!

I never felt like I belonged, until I met the rest of you

I never realized how often I would be catering

I never should have authorized you to break mission parameters.

I never want to work with her again

I owe a foot up your ass

I ran out of time. That one's on you.

I really need to get on her good side.

I really need to work on my confidence.

I really thought there was life there.

I recommend we beam out now.

I said again!

I said I'm busy

I said the tractor beam!

I save three copies just in case it happens again

I saw a koala..

I saw her delete me from the system

I scrubbed half the arches,

I served there back before I was on the Quito. You know that.

I shall... I shall blind you!

I should be the one to go

I should disintegrate you for stranding me on Ceti Alpha IV,

I shouldn't have taken you for granted.

I signed up to explore,

I simply am enjoying the project and hoped to finish it today

I spot Ransom, like, all the time

I still have a better shot at it than Mr. Falls Out of His Bunk

I swear the replicated water just tasted better.

I swear, if you bring up your study abroad one more time..

I talk about my other ships all the time.

I think he might be going god like on us?

I think I have something

I think I know how to save the Archimedes.

I think I'd know if I'm healthy.

I think it was the chef,

I think it's because one time after the Academy I was in...

I think she's going to transfer me

I think she's mad at me.

I think that's more than fair.

I think we need to have a little chat.

I think we should retreat and..

I think we're being silly billies

I think we're okay over here, we were just..

I think you should just come clean

I thought a maverick like you would do anything

I thought he was ready for this.

I thought it was Tendi,

I thought we could share?

I thought we were gonna have so much fun

I thought you were good at this.

I told you not to deviate from the mission

I told you to keep your hands to yourself, Orion.

I took up rock climbing on the Titan

I tricked you

I tried! Sort of

I underestimated your intelligence.

I used to be your number one, but then Mariner took it all

I used to sneak away and do all sorts of little,

I vote we all do something together, cool?

I wanna rack up some points early so I can spend

I want to be a Starfleet officer like you!

I want to be the captain!

I want to do one last thing before we leave system.

I want to see how the shields work.

I want to shake her hand.

I wanted to...

I was a bad guest. I'm so, so...

I was assimilated. They they put implants up my...

I was counting on you to give up

I was going to tell them at the right time.

I was hoping this trip would be a way for us to bond,

I was just looking out for you.

I was so close! [groans]

I was trying to avoid conflict.

I was trying to prove something today,

I was worried that if I didn't do something,

I wasn't looking for the sales pitch.

I wasn't smarter than me!

I wasn't. That was a private thing between you and me.

I watched the playback.

I went to the bathroom

I will be the logical choice

I will conquer this lab,

I will create a race of Ransomites!

I will destroy you all!

I will gather my personal items

I will produce a whole fleet of murder drones!

I will save my friend!

I will take care of it, Captain.

I will, sir

I wish I had someone to torture.

I wish I was still on Orion!

I wish Mariner was a super soldier.

I won!

I won't feel as guilty anymore!

I won't give you the satisfaction.

I won't let you down.

I wonder why she's so wound up about this.

I would like that

I would love to, but there's no time

I would transfer all of you if I could,

I wouldn't keep that information to myself. I'm an open book!

I wouldn't want to cause any trouble.

I, uh [whimpering] Where am I?

I, uh... [stammers]

I..

I... do exist!

I'd even take real work over this, like fake pretend work

I'd have to mate with the enemy to form a new civilization..

I'd have to resign from Starfleet and take the throne

I'd love to be in a string quartet

I'd say you guys should take up a less embarrassing hobby,

I'd throw some pottery with him.

I'll be sure to put that in my report.

I'll be the only California class captain there

I'll check engineering.

I'll get to it when I get to it

I'll get you in the running for the big chair.

I'll go poke around back there and see what I can find.

I'll have a break in seven hours either way

I'll have fun after we do the job.

I'll have to get your brain out of your skull

I'll miss the Cerritos so much.

I'll never eat a pear again.

I'll send you the location. But you still owe me

I'll show you unauthorized.

I'll take a dozen horns

I'll take it in my ready room.

I'll try to come up with a plan.

I'll try, but it's...

I'll walk you right to safety.

I'm a good spy

I'm a monster. I shouldn't be your doctor.

I'm actually from the Moon

I'm afraid one of you will have to return to the Cerritos..

I'm afraid you don't have a choice

I'm almost done, just one holdout left

I'm an engineer.

I'm an important cultural sex toy from the past.

I'm as bad as the queen.

I'm authorized!

I'm beaming over with my new

I'm big beyond belief

I'm calling on every officer, no matter what

I'm Captain Carol Freeman, this is my crew,

I'm from the Third Moon of Benzar!

I'm getting tired of you guys

I'm going to destroy you... [groans]

I'm going to fight.

I'm going to get revenge. I'm...

I'm going to go change into my swimsuit.

I'm gonna get fired! Oh.

I'm gonna go grab another round.

I'm grateful

I'm here to discuss a cease fire

I'm horny all the time.

I'm in command of this mission, Ensign.

I'm in medical, he has SMD, I'm just saving his life.

I'm in the mood for a black hole.

I'm just borrowing it. I I'll give it right back.

I'm just glad Ransom's finally taking my experience to heart.

I'm just not gonna say anything.

I'm just saying, two and a half years of lessons

I'm just surprised that you'd ever trash talk a superior.

I'm just trying to step up here.

I'm moving you into senior science officer training.

I'm not afraid of a little risk.

I'm not from Hawaii

I'm not from Hawaii, either

I'm not going to argue with you, Beckett

I'm not gonna abandon you out here.

I'm not leaving the Cerritos

I'm not shooting my friend anymore.

I'm okay with this.

I'm Patingi.

I'm ready to try being good for a change.

I'm really committed to fitness

I'm really sorry

I'm really sorry.

I'm remembering from the drills.

I'm sick of you bossing me around

I'm so hungry. Ah!

I'm sorry I pushed you to go work on the Monaveen.

I'm sorry you brought me instead of Rutherford.

I'm sorry, Captain! The crowd has me now

I'm sorry, Doctor, I know you said I need to be

I'm sorry, I gotta be honest

I'm sorry. I I didn't mean to...

I'm sorry. Those strange energies

I'm sort of the unofficial leader.

I'm starting to think this jam session's

I'm supposed to find out the results

I'm sure it was just a reassignment.

I'm sure just as planned

I'm sure real Boimler had his reasons.

I'm sure that my Titan experience...

I'm sure you just love catching me with contraband,

I'm sure you're overthinking it.

I'm taking us into the anomaly.

I'm telling security I know who those disruptors belong to

I'm telling you, they made her into a killing machine

I'm the transporter clone? Boo.

I'm trapped because of a computer glitch,

I'm trying to save lives.

I'm trying to save you.

I'm turning down the transfer

I'm wondering if you know any place I could relax.

I'm worried about SMD: Synthetic Memory Degradation.

I'm your captain. I'm Captain Boimler.

I've approved some much needed R and R for the crew.

I've been studying these beautiful mooga toes for years.

I've done way worse

I've fixed stuff like this before.

I've got that covered. My friends are awesome.

I've got this.

I've heard that congratulations are in order

I've never done that before.

I've read five books on moo goes

If a piece as small as a pomegranate hit our shields,

If both sides are equally unsatisfied

If her back was against the wall

If I can't fix this little toy,

If I follow this path, I'll be on the catwalk

If I had thought for one second before I hit that stupid vacuum,

If I had to dance around everything that freaks out

If I hadn't told you to get out of your comfort zone,

If it damages the coupling,

If it is for your own good. You are clearly unstable

If it isn't punky or acidic?

If Rutherford dating someone bugs you,

If so, then he should be killed

If that means staying in engineering

If that's still the plan

If they wanted us to stack these,

If they were impressed with you before..

If we can dismantle the Terran Empire from the inside.

If we can get a tractor beam on them..

If we ever get off this planet,

If we project any sort of energy field,

If we'd gone your way, we'd have had to fight

If we're both unhappy, that means we've reached...

If we're so dumb, then how did we capture you, human?

If you guys needed a climbing partner Hi, Dr. T'Ana

If you had not been "following your instinct,"

If you keep doing Picard level peace brokering like this,

If you knew I wasn't in danger, then why were you hunting me?

If you run into any problems, just flag it for Billups.

If you see a Doopler, just smile and look away.

If you want people to treat you like one.

If you were from a moon, you'd know

If you're going to be facing danger

If you're seeing this holo message, it means I'm dead

If you're so over anomaly collection,

If'n that's her real name.

Ignore them and just get to work.

Implement the program.

Impresses me most today.

In a Federation penal colony,

In a lot of ways, taking orders is the more challenging job.

In a matter recombinator.

In a pirate outpost in this sector.

In case anybody needed to be transported.

In case your mother was up to her usual antics.

In Earth's 19th century

In five, four, three, two...

In front of much more intimidating captains.

In his pants. For his legs, I mean.

In Klingon culture, they designate those who stand

In letting others fight our battles

In my planetary exploration skills

In one of your logs.

In order to make sure I liked you?

In retrospect, it probably would have come up before.

In Section 8 of the Hysperian shipMonaveen

In some kind of slime.

In System 7743.8

In the battle against the Pakleds.

In the bio lab, with a sniper rifle

In the official records.

In the quadrant who can say they got beat up by Tom Paris.

In your quarters. [purring]

Incoming! Direct ahead!

Initiating drill

Initiating second containment beam

Instead of always losing them.

Instead of behind her back the line between mom stuff

Instead of observing non essential systems.

Instead you can load the crates.

Intel says the Pakleds' next target

Interesting.

Interesting. I'm actually going for "bad idea

Into a monster! [grunts]

Into carrying illegal cargo by your criminal friend.

Into intercourse, think again

Introducing the new and improved

Invited me to a thing on the holodeck.

Is a ship that's never sailed at all.

Is a spiritual battleground your soul goes

Is a Varuvian mining colony on Karzill IV.

Is exactly what I would have done.

Is get plugged into a shuttlecraft computer.

Is going to be testing the crew later today,

Is he asserting?

Is on a diplomatic mission to the Pakled homeworld,

Is part of the fun of Starfleet

Is requesting to come aboard

Is that everything has to be a fight.

Is that the one with the epic after party?

Is this because of us?

Is this Gik'Tal? I love that song,

Is this gym equipment?

Is this really how you want to leave things with her?

Isn't just about kicking enemy ass.

Isn't that a craft day for toddlers?

Isn't that neat and inconsistent?

Isn't that overly cautious for a planetoid?

It actually makes me really uncomfortable.

It appears to be feeding on unstable nebula radiation.

It blinded me to what I already have

It can have all sorts of physical effects

It doesn't bug you that he's back from the dead?

It doesn't matter what deck you work on.

It doesn't work like that.

It flew right in my face. Totally my fault.

It has been an honor

It has to look like it was never broken in order

It is a more time consuming effort

It is a pleasure to meet you, and I look forward to, uh

It is a vanity holiday

It is final.

It is hard to lose weight

It is if you say it is, buddy

It is illogical to ignore something

It is logical to improve our scanning capabilities,

It is logical to use it now,

It is our mine now.

It is troubling to see a proud caste of warriors

It is unlikely we would have

It is you who is dishonorable!

It makes you not sweat the small stuff anymore, you know?

It means a lot more experiments, away missions

It means we're definitely going.

It must be interfering with the transporter

It needs to have gravitas

It sounds like betrayal, but with clapping.

It sure is hard carrying this birthday cake

It was a bomb!

It was a pretty safe bet.

It was actually kind of disruptive

It was all a scam!

It was amazing. Nonstop sliders

It was an honorable movement

It was Boimler! It was Boimler!

It was fine. Just, you know, too loud in there.

It was great.

It was hard getting into the Academy.

It was kind of her to let me finish the mission.

It was like our social deflector dish.

It was sealed off months ago. Don't you remember?

It was starting to seem like we didn't

It was the worst! I hate this stupid ship.

It was, Captain! At the lowest tractor factor.

It wasn't your fault.

It wasn't your fault. You can't blame yourself for the...

It will work.

It would be, but I have implemented personal algorithms,

It would've looked great on my evaluations.

It'll be close, people;

It'll be interesting getting in trouble.

It'll be our secret. We won't even tell Boimler or Rutherford.

It'll draw the plasma right to us

It's a Caitian Libido Post.

It's a pile of snacks.

It's a pleasure to have you on my bridge, Lieutenant Paris.

It's a quick warp, then we'll head back to the Cerritos

It's a rare condition that affects cyborgs

It's a Starfleet classic. Yeehaw

It's all about the Caves of No'Mat.

It's almost as if someone erased their information

It's almost like they decided

It's always such a gamble.

It's been pretty great. Ensign Barnes is super cool.

It's been the honor of my life to serve as your captain

It's better to just keep it surface level

It's broken!

It's clearly trying to get us to fight. You know that, right?

It's everything he ever wanted.

It's fine. My scans indicate

It's going to look like a puppy.

It's gonna be a week before anyone even notices

It's got the same shielding as the Cerritos

It's headed straight for that planetoid!

It's it's just something

It's jamming this whole area

It's just a cyborg thing. I'm fine. Aah! Uh.

It's just a wall with a seam.

It's just stacking crates in storage bays.

It's just this isn't the same as actually being on the bridge

It's just, like, a wooden statue thingy?

It's like a Vulcan on Pon Farr.

It's like a whole city.

It's like I'm competing with my own ghost.

It's like we were hit with an EMP

It's like, we get it.

It's making me furious!

It's more like what our training says to do.

It's more that she always has to bring up having a symbiont.

It's my favorite.

It's my name.

It's naked time!

It's neat that after spending all this time together,

It's nice to know no matter what,

It's no problem, sir. Or should I say,

It's not a big deal.

It's not an illusion. I'm your commander.

It's not even a name,

It's not official

It's not that hard

It's not, but the illegal weapons

It's not? That's impossible.

It's nothing to do with rank, son.

It's only been a couple of months working with my mom,

It's our bosses, who have accumulated all sorts of stuff,

It's probably just a transporter pattern buffer thing.

It's real. She's going to kill us!

It's so embarrassing.

It's sort of a big part of who I am.

It's such an honor to bask in your glory.

It's the Cerritos!

It's the perfect cover

It's time to prove to my mother that I'm more than a royal stud

It's unsettling

It's usually just delicious street corn

It's very sweet, but I am losing my mind.

It's, like, are we crossing the event horizon or not?

Jack, you're an amazing pilot, a a brilliant tactician and...

Jah! This is so cool!

Janeway stays here!

Janeway, die! Janeway, die!

Jeez, what is this, commander hangout day?

Jet. What are you doing here?

John! Captain Anderson!

Junk ship will purposefully self destruct

Just "incomplete."

Just a bunch of greedy packrats.

Just because she's your daughter.

Just call me Billups. Thank you.

Just calm him down.

Just connect me to an engineering conduit.

Just don't send us to the Delta Quadrant.

Just drop me off at the Academy.

Just emitted an unpredicted flare.

Just excited to see a mugato

Just feels kind of "meh" to me now

Just fly

Just give me the knife

Just go in without me.

Just got off the comms with Starfleet.

Just got to focus on work.

Just how hard it is to do our jobs, too.

Just how I like it, backs against the wall

Just in case we get there and everyone's in a skant?

Just in time for the Command Conference.

Just let me access your computer mainframe,

Just like everybody else.

Just making sure you're as scared as you're going to get.

Just meet us outside cetacean ops.

Just messed everything up.

Just off its ecliptic

Just one day, poof, all gone.

Just plug me in.

Just set me down there, right in front of it

Just so we'd understand what the other ranks go through.

Just talk like a pirate.

Just the constant tightrope walk of protocol.

Just three systems over. Lots of time quakes.

Just wanted to catch up in the old hover boots and see

Just watch out

Just worry about your own thing.

Just... 200... more... rungs.

Kahless's sex helmet? You took it!

Kayshon, when he became a puppet

Keep him talking

Keep your hands to yourselves

Keeping up with my duty schedule.

Kerner Hauze was no friend.

Ki ya!

Kick so much ass and get away with whatever she wants?

Kick their asses!

Killed his taste buds for good.

Kirk and Spock drank here? Kirk and Spock?

Kirk smooshed him with a boulder.

Klingon blood runs as reddish pink as ever.

Klingon ship, this is

KLINGON: Captain, we're being hailed.

KLINGON: What are your orders, Captain?

Klingons do not allow someone else to fight our battles

Klingons helping Pakleds?

Klingons joining Starfleet.

Klingons typically want to die in battle

Knows of that glorious day.

Kudos. You aren't getting in

Lady, you do not look that old

Landed us here in the first place.

Lapeeria welcomes you!

Last I heard, he was still doing his drill

Last Outpost style Ferengi? You ever heard of Quark?

Last year, he didn't like pears.

Last year, I lost all my memories of Tendi

Lead to punitive spiritualism

Leader. Fighter.

Leave me alone. I don't have any horns.

Leave us alone! This isn't nice!

Leaving behind a starship full of hazardous treasures that need

Leaving the Frylon system now.

Leaving the planet's orbit.

Lemme get another..

Let the Pakleds take the final shot

Let us eat before the squirmiest gagh is devoured

Let's begin repairs

Let's get back to work

Let's get some fresh coffee on deck.

Let's give them plenty of time to scan us.

Let's hear it for Prince Andarithio

Let's hear it for the Boimlers!

Let's hit the phaser range. I need moving targets.

Let's just explain that we were tricked

Let's just say we experienced

Let's move, people!

Let's not jump to conclusions until I run some tests

Let's see how these Pakleds do with their aft hanging out.

Let's see if we can get him to tell us about their systems

Let's see, hmm, hmm, hmm... What about...

Let's send you off to Sto vo kor

Libido? Wait. Oh, is that a sex thing?

Lieutenant Junior Grade Cody, that is out of line!

Lieutenant Kayshon is the first Tamarian in Starfleet

Lieutenant Kayshon,

Lieutenant Kayshon, welcome to the Cerritos.

Lieutenant Tom Paris!

Life is all about change. I just always

Like a badass captain who knows what's up

Like how Mariner has to do with people.

Like Jadzia Dax?

Like Kor's hound

Like many of you, this one started from the bottom,

Like need to know stuff that they don't know, you know?

Like pee sometimes.

Like sitting in a centered chair all day or...?

Like slug digested scorpion, don't I?

Like the the stuff you buy with latinum,

Like us could describe it like that

Like with Binars or Klingons

Like you should know me.

Like you're better than me!

Like, a Caitian vase or something. What is this exactly?

Like, I don't care, actually. I just want you to pick one.

Like, protect us from the vacuum of space.

Like, with no last name. Like Odo.

Listen up. Some of you might have heard

Listen, I I know what you're going to say,

Listen, there's gonna be an acting captain's duty

Listen, we could really use your help...

Little ship, but a big warp core.

Live long and prosper.

Long live the wait, did you just salute me

Long live the Empire.

Long live the queen.

Long story, sir. Requesting emergency transport

Look at them, probably talking about tides and werewolves.

Look, at this point, it's pretty [bleep] clear

Look, however this rescue goes,

Look, I know we're not supposed to have interpersonal conflict,

Look, I may not know exactly what we're up against,

Look, I never asked for special treatment.

Look, I'm a hologram, okay?

Look, she might not seem like much to you,

Look, that's them right there.

Look, they've got a signal dampener

Look, we may be soft, but we're not gullible

Look. When she served on the Atlantis,

Look. Your complaints are noted.

Looking forward to it, Captain Gomez.

Looks like I'm going to have to resort to more extreme methods.

Looks like old me left some directions

Looks like we aren't the only ones to hit that anomaly.

Looks like we'll be showering together.

Looks like we're on our own

Lose their lurDech.

Lots of, lots of crystalline entities today.

Love you, Mom

Love you, too. Never disobey me again

Lover.

Low level officers will be given command of the bridge,

Luckily, this is exactly what I've been training for.

Lucky for us, they're terrible drivers.

Magnetized ionic plasma in those fragments

Make sure Mariner gets whatever she needs.

Making it look like it was never damaged.

MALE 2: We programmed that in.

MALE: What if someone asks why he has it?

MALVUS: Limited edition Commander Data bubble bath.

Malvus!

MANAGER: Honus, could you get back to work?!

MANAGER: Honus! Are you kidding me?

MARINER [disguising voice]: This way, mortals, or thou shalt be smited.

MARINER [muffled]: Commander?

Mariner and I haven't been honest,

Mariner and Tendi on a... [singsongy]: girls' trip!

Mariner has served on a lot of ships.

Mariner, don't engage. Remember?

Mariner, drop the computer.

Mariner, find me something else dangerous to scan.

Mariner, get out of there!

Mariner, get Ransom under control

Mariner, hey! Dr. T'Ana just gave me a super cool mission,

Mariner, I really need to get out of here. Like now!

MARINER: And they left us.

MARINER: Drills, what a waste of time

MARINER: On my grounds!

MARINER: So weird we haven't teamed up before now.

MARINER: We just got stopped by security.

MARINER: We're caught in an electromagnetic

MARINER: Well, lucky for us,

MARINER: Whoa!

MARINER: Wow, you are nasty!

MARINER: Yeah, we already know you're Armus, dummy.

MARINER: You haven't piloted anything in years

Mariner! Ah! That wasn't my idea!

Mariner! Mariner!

Mariner? What was I doing?

Mariner.

Mariner's record.

May have given me powers,

May make you better suited to serve with humans.

May we present...

Maybe because you're my number one

Maybe bigger, but never better

Maybe everyone feels like they should know more

Maybe he'll reveal something about the attacks

Maybe his helmet saved him?

Maybe I came down too hard on you last time.

Maybe it'll be fun.

Maybe the bridge crew's jobs are actually harder than we thought.

Maybe the old Tendi was a pushover,

Maybe they'll start cleaning up on their own.

Maybe try being honest sometime. [scoffs]

Maybe we didn't underestimate him

Maybe we shouldn't be seeing each other tonight.

Maybe you should talk to him.

Maybe you should trim your bangs and join a science vessel

Maybe you've got a death wish,

Me and a couple girls from cetacean ops are going swimming.

Me, too.

Me. Then you

Medical ethics. Chief medical officer

Medical venom!

Meeting your exact copy is never easy

Meh. I can't rely on people getting syndromes.

Might as well get the good stuff.

Mind if I give her a whirl? I hear

Mistress of the Winter Constella...?

Mm hmm

Mm, mm, mm.

Mm, she probably assumes it was children, actually

Mm, too close to my ex girlfriend's number.

Mmm

Mmm. [sighing]

Modesto is not a moon

Mogatu, mugutu, and gumato.

Mom, I don't think this is going to happen.

Mom, I feel that you are not listening to me.

Mom, I was being a jerk, I'm sorry.

Mom, you don't have to keep a trinket from every side mission

Mom, you've got to hit him. He's a god.

Mom! No way!

Momentum, plus the Lapeerian gravity well

More like suck up at Tanagra.

More Pakled battle harpies just dropped out of warp!

More power just gave him more power!

Most of the collection's further in the ship.

Most of the Federation doesn't even know you exist.

Most of the time she's napping

Most prestigious party of the year?

Most systems are down, no way to send a distress call.

Mother is the queen of Hysperia, my homeworld.

Mother, if you're planning on tricking me

Move forward with greater empathy

Move it along, lower decks

Mr

Mr

Mr. Boimler, attack pattern Delta.

Mr. Boimler! You can come out now.

Mr. Hyde, while we can't replace your ship,

Mr. Rutherford, stop our spin.

Mr. Rutherford, you're with me

Much less a friend

Mugutu venom can have latent effects,

Must be crystalline entity season or something.

My back's killing me from sleeping in those bunks.

My brain is unlocking its full potential.

My chief blacksmith is simply baffled by the loss of power,

My cousin lives there!

My cousin works in a thieves' den

My crew deals with just as much [bleep]

My dear Andarithio! Have you been eating?

My decorations have to be the best

My fur feels like it's covered in poison.

My God, when did this happen?

My instinct tells me

My meeting doesn't start for another hour.

My memory's all messed up because of my new implant.

My mom it sucks, it's like work.

My older sister got a symbiont,

My people need a leader. They need a king.

My power swells.

My royal engineers can't seem to suss out the hiccup.

My royal guards are trained from birth to skip foreplay

My ship!

My son, I'm asking you to help your people,

My sweet Andarithio, I promise, no tricks this time

My whole deal is repairing starships.

My whole life was on that ship. What have you done?

My will be done!

Myself becoming more powerful than ever before!

Nah, I used you.

Nah, just a piece of corn

Nah. Just having lunch some hot chili. [laughs]

Naked Time?

Name?

Need a drills program at all.

Negotiating a cease fire would be a huge achievement

Neither am I. None of us are

Never felt more alive!

New shift on deck. Get out of my chair!

New ships are exciting, but trust me:

Next time we have a long haul warp,

Next time, fetch your own wine. [grunts]

Next, how about we show you the, uh, high security juice bar?

Nice try. Save it for the roboticists

No

No

No biggie. [laughs nervously]

No can do.

No ego on that one.

No further communication is necessary

No hunger for victory.

No lives lost

No new implant is gonna stop me from being your friend.

No one's accessed this bin for years.

No respect for tradition.

No response, Captain

No response! Brace for impact!

No time for emotional bids, Ensign.

No way! I'm not leaving you!

No way! That's awesome! Is he still a salamander?

No way. I didn't put on underwear for nothing.

No way. I've never heard you say anything about that.

No weapons

No worries. Cerritos strong, right?

No, Captain, don't do that. I want a redo.

No, don't make me bump you down to number two

No, everyone got Kerplickian lice.

No, guys, grab a bone. Just swing on 'em.

No, I do not have time for that.

No, I don't. You're the abandoner.

No, I mean, yeah, I mean, I am homesick for Hawaii

No, I think this is a fine first job

No, I thought that the Cerritos was your first ship.

No, I'm fine.

No, I'm not and I'm pretty confident of that.

No, I'm not. Diving in is just how I work best.

No, I'm saying we have to hurry!

No, I've got this! Gimme 20cc's of space, all right?!

No, it was my call to go this way

No, it's it's fine.

No, like Spock.

No, my implant has an error message

No, no, no

No, no, no, no, no, my score!

No, no, no, no, no, you were great.

No, no, no, no, no! [inhales]

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. [yelps]

No, no, no, that's not what I meant!

No, not even close.

No, not nervous at all. This is gonna be great.

No, not really. I was just giving you an out

No, really, that was me. Look, I like having a mystique.

No, station security has a rep for being crooked.

No, Tendi, I don't remember. And that's the problem.

No, that's not... It was a celerity induced

No, the mission is great.

No, uh uh. No, no way.

No, we work in Starfleet.

No, what are you doing? No, don't do that!

No, you don't! Boimler's got this

No, you only reveal the graph at the end.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! Aah...

No! Come on, leave me be!

No! Now I want to see the warp core

No! Off my yacht!

No! We don't know the effect of [screaming]

No! You belong there as much as anyone else

No! You must use my ceremonial blade!

No. And if there was an update, I would tell you.

No. He's not ready for Dansk.

No. I have to do this

No. I I think he likes to watch.

No. No, I did not.

No. No. Okay, no. We will just have

No. Shut up, come on.

No. We have to make this work,

No. We we were outside of communication range.

Nobody is killing Rumdar.

Nobody likes unexpected guests.

Nobody wears those anymore. Don't overthink it.

None of this would have happened

None.

Nope, sorry. Luna class and above only

Nope, they go all night long

Nope.

Nope. Best to not think about it.

Nope. I mean, not from the implant

Nope. You are on time out until you stop siding with the enemy.

Nor are we Borg drones

Not all the good stuff.

Not as a prince, but as..

Not as a prince, but as... [groans]

Not going to happen, Captain:

Not if we detonate the warp core.

Not interested. Don't hail me again.

Not my problem!

Not to get too attached to your ship.

Not tried to tamp it down

Not two. Just me.

Not worth the pesto.

Nothing explodes around here

Nothing is more mortifying than dooplercating.

Nothing like some friendly Anbo jyutsu to work up a sweat.

Nothing like the feel of Hawaiian sand

Nothing relaxes me like building a smaller version of the ship.

Nothing tells you about a captain more than the officers

Nothing would make us prouder

Now get back to your stations.

Now open up a panel and start figuring out a solution.

Now post up.

Now quick, to the ship!

Now Ransom thinks I'm not cut out for the big stuff!

Now that both sides have been put through individual tests,

Now that's confidence.

Now that's impossible!

Now we just have to get the tiny deflector shields on line.

Now you know more about me than Rutherford does.

Now, a prominent collector has died,

Now, get to work

Now, how are those different from regular phasers?

Now, I'll be honest

Now, that guy can deliver a speech.

Now, we all know the score.

Now's your chance.

O Okay, yeah, I stranded you there.

Obviously our new Class M,

Obviously, I still hope one day

Of a giant, hard piece of earth to feel alive

Of a whole ship

Of anomalous energy. Does that not seem... strange?

Of course I do

Of course I'm still mad! I've been waiting

Of course I've heard of Quark!

Of course my frickin' mom'll get all the praise

Of course not! But I can't patch things up now

Of course not. I'm not even that kind of Orion.

Of course she does

Of course Starfleet Command didn't put it

Of course you did.

Of course, mates.

Of crazy dangerous space debris!

Of disgraced Klingons lamenting on stage.

Of distortion field

Of getting their nacelles dirty

Of his head and put back in, so "liking pears"

Of inside information.

Of my command evaluation today.

Of statistical significance.

Of strange energy straight to the cortex

Of the Cerritos

Of the starship Cerritos,

Of this place into more of a mugato preserve...

Of your behavior.

Of your chief engineer.

Of your relaxed attitude

Of, uh, San Francisco, so I guess I'm from a moon, too

Off the book side missions without cluing her in.

OFFICER: Captain, a team from Starfleet Command

OFFICER: Captain, we've picked up

Officially, no.

Oh

Oh

Oh ho, great! Automated defenses!

Oh, actually, no, the horses weren't rigged.

Oh, actually, you went on a date with Barnes last year

Oh, an escape sphere

Oh, and the ballroom dancing competition

Oh, and, Jack?

Oh, come on.

Oh, constantly

Oh, cool. Uh, well, if you're not partied out,

Oh, crap! Okay, guys, listen.

Oh, don't act like you're watching out for them.

Oh, fail me, fail me! Seriously,

Oh, geez Darmok and Jalad on the ocean...

Oh, go, go! Now! Go!

Oh, God

Oh, God, I can't even look at it.

Oh, God. No, no, no, no!

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, no!

Oh, great, yeah, well, I hope one of the drills

Oh, great. A pile of unlabeled crystals

Oh, great. Jennifer

Oh, hey

Oh, hey, another message from last year me.

Oh, hey, Cyborg. You're pretty rare, huh?

Oh, how much can one guy collect?

Oh, I can't. Dr. T'Ana

Oh, I dareth. I double dog dareth.

Oh, I don't have a big enough helmet to do that.

Oh, I don't know, it just seemed like a Boimler thing to happen

Oh, I feel amazing.

Oh, I had so many personal items

Oh, I hope a temporal anomaly

Oh, I knew it. That mirror universe drill was rigged.

Oh, I see what you did there

Oh, I was misinformed

Oh, I'm always dating bad boys,

Oh, I'm sure they'll turn back at any second

Oh, I'm surprised someone your age

Oh, is it because she has all the memories and experiences

Oh, is it time to go?

Oh, it is one of my favorite slaughters.

Oh, it's naked time!

Oh, it's one of those energy field books

Oh, it's security. They're pulling us over.

Oh, it's the very image of Starfleet responsibility.

Oh, it's true. All hail Ransom.

Oh, just just angle it towards the...

Oh, just kick back, man, enjoy the trip.

Oh, just shut it!

Oh, let's open it up and take a look.

Oh, listen to that thrum.

Oh, look at these claw marks.

Oh, look at these shoulders! Damn.

Oh, man, so the mom and daughter thing

Oh, man!

Oh, Mariner, wh what's happening?

Oh, Mom noticed the decorations, by the way

Oh, my God, Boimler, since the minute we crashed,

Oh, my God, I'm touching it with my bare hands.

Oh, my God, it's Boimler! It's my friend!

Oh, my God, Mariner, you got to get me out of here!

Oh, my God, really? Sir,

Oh, my, it's bigger than this one thought.

Oh, nice, the old "fake an injury" thing?

Oh, no

Oh, no way. This is a submanifold casting stone.

Oh, no, and now the candles

Oh, no, anomaly consolidation duty.

Oh, no, I bumped your toy!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no! [shouts]

Oh, no, no, no. It's going to town on the rations.

Oh, no, no, no. This can't be happening.

Oh, no, no, sir, I I wanna kill you, I..

Oh, no, this is real.

Oh, no, this is that disease that made everyone

Oh, no, you can't!

Oh, no, you won't be moving forward at all.

Oh, no. I can prep for triage, and...

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, nothing like that Hawaiian surf

Oh, of course. That's what we do

Oh, oh! With a plasma grid.

Oh, okay. Uh, Rutherford?

Oh, please, face the truth.

Oh, please, I know you hate me

Oh, please. Here. Use my battery

Oh, please. Like you would ever have the guts to...

Oh, please. You love abandoning.

Oh, really? You have a permit?

Oh, Rutherford,

Oh, save it, Orion.

Oh, shut up!

Oh, sorry. Did I catch you in the middle of something?

Oh, sorry. Please, keep going. Do the thing.

Oh, stupid Starfleet ethics

Oh, sweet, sweet Tendi, no.

Oh, thank the maker you're here. I was being attacked by these...

Oh, thank you, sir!

Oh, that is such a messed up thing to say.

Oh, that's fun. Safety first.

Oh, that's such [bleep] [bleep]!

Oh, there's no room for me to, um..

Oh, this is Federation space?

Oh, this one's gonna puke. [cries out]

Oh, uh, got to go. But I want to hear

Oh, uh, okay

Oh, uh, right, um

Oh, uh, thank you?

Oh, uh, yeah, I think I remember reading that

Oh, w will it hurt?

Oh, wait, does that make me a bad person?

Oh, wait, you're talking about the detention center?

Oh, we have to ride the horses. Okay

Oh, what, you have a better idea?

Oh, yeah, act like it's not a big deal

Oh, yeah, loosen up while carrying ordnance

Oh, yeah, no; that makes sense

Oh, yeah! That's right. Boimler's the Borg man

Oh, yeah. "Let's move to the aviary," he says.

Oh, yeah. [grunts] Looking sassy. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Feel the burn!

Oh, yeah. Three years ago,

Oh, yes, feed me your phasers. I can feel

Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes

Oh, you mean the truth?

Oh, you want to try to get through the killer ship

Oh, you would be. Just stay out of my way down there. Or else

Oh, you're right. I should be captain!

Oh, Your Majesty, what hath happened?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! [grunts]

Oh! [screams]

Oh! I should've been more mean!

Oh! Janeway turned down mushfroot.

Oh! Looks like we have a spike in the subcortical.

Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. [babbles]

Oh! Oh, okay.

Oh! Right. Cool.

Oh! The Pakleds got stuck in the door, so I..

Oh! Uh, I bet it was an Ataxian mood shifter.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. [chuckles] I just...

Oh. [chuckles] Right. I may have a concussion.

Oh. [groans]

Oh. Ah...

Oh. I don't care. Sure.

Oh. I've heard this tune before

Oh. Just warp me already

Oh. Oh, wow, that's a really long tunnel

Oh. Well, then, you're in luck, because you don't have feelings.

Oh. What's going on? Are we still stranded?

Oh..

Okay

Okay, actually, Data's head was in a cave

Okay, all right, I get it, yeah.

Okay, all right, sorry, sorry

Okay, all right. We're all having so much fun.

Okay, and I don't want to live in a castle

Okay, buddy, you heard wrong.

Okay, good. Just checking.

Okay, hold on. They're the same rank as you or me.

Okay, I'll sub you in as the navigation controls

Okay, I'm fine. The plate is fine.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, let's see what the next awesome anomalies are.

Okay, let's see. There's this dusty goggles thing

Okay, let's snag a bridge buddy.

Okay, now that I can do

Okay, people! It's go time!

Okay, remember, the effect won't last long,

Okay, screw finding an ally, let's take over the ship and see

Okay, so what's with all the disks?

Okay, that's enough existential dread

Okay, the escape pods should be down this way,

Okay, the Pakleds' shuttle is unattended. Now's our chance.

Okay, they wore themselves out.

Okay, uh, we do kind of need that to, you know,

Okay, you know what, that's fine. I've read literally

Okay? What does a centipede have?

Okay. So, death is the first thing that happens.

Okay. Sorry.

Okay. Uh... [clears throat]

Okay. Well, then I need to talk to someone with a bigger helmet

Okay...

Okie dokie!

Old West planet

On a daily basis,

On a dinky spaceship

On a personal note, my daughter

On a ship that's way cooler than the Cerritos.

On a ship with five day care centers.

On a spacewalk to answer a distress call.

On behalf of the United Federation of Planets,

On Federation trade routes.

On how soft the bridge chairs were.

On how to get the shields working.

On my mark. Mmm...

On my way, Captain.

On screen. Queen Paolana.

On the lower decks. Come on, guys.

On the other side of the system deterring the Pakleds.

On the station or something?

On the throne, but today I'm satisfied.

On the Titan, but there has to be a reason

On their shuttle.

On your own? Be my guest.

Once formalities are complete,

Once the drills have been failed,

Once they're submitted, Starfleet Command will

Once you know,

One could say I'm even... Oh, what's the word?

One day we'll all be captains.

One day, you could be captain of your own ship.

One little transporter override. Come on.

One more thing, Captain Freeman

One of his synaptic pathways

One panel at a time

One passing score will make little difference.

One slice of pizza at a time?

One time, I let Admiral Verma put a [bleep] up my [bleep].

Oof, somehow that feels worse.

Ooh, a loner crystalline entity,

Ooh, a promotion means a big party and a fancy dinner.

Ooh, a puppy.

Ooh, actually, usually Boimler leaves that one open for me.

Ooh, baby, I'm chief engineer!

Ooh, half of some sort of sword

Ooh, I cannot believe I'm saying that

Ooh, I know where we should go next.

Ooh, it says here you should be drinking more milk

Ooh, no can do. Sorry.

Ooh, ooh, do me, sir!

Ooh, ooh, does it make the lobster mac and cheese

Ooh, that sounds great!

Ooh, they've got a Quark's now.

Ooh, this is neat

Ooh, this one's about a Klingon who eats his own hand.

Ooh, you guys gonna go 'anbo? Can I get in on that?

Ooh!

Ooh! A temporal rift.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh. You're on the mission to Dansk?

Open a channel.

Or are we just gonna keep seeking out

Or at least get some crew to safety

Or blueberry muffins or..

Or he could be a future son from an alternate timeline,

Or if only we had special powers.

Or if she makes that face at everyone.

Or it'll turn into a big, brown, Pakled smear on my record.

Or maybe he got Genesis Deviced, or time ribboned.

Or maybe that wouldn't have even mattered

Or maybe they're just sparing us from knowing

Or perhaps it is I who is the glitch.

Or she's going to be on a new ship

Or the Borg rebuilt him.

Or the Lapeerians might mistake "first contact"

Or their hormones make them crazy.

Or their replicators can only make

Or we can pretend you never pulled this little stunt,

Or your brain will tune it out.

Other Klingons have tried to sabotage peace before

Our beloved Prince Andarithio has returned.

Our greatest day is yet to come

Our lives will be on the line

Our Mariner is right handed.

Our Pakled refugee appears to be more of a Pakled spy

Our sensor range may prove illuminating.

Our ship might not be the biggest,

Our warp core is twice as [bleep] fast

Over there? By that network port?

Overloaded the ship's systems

Ow! [screams]

Ow! Hot! Uh, maybe if I... Aah! Frickin' radiation.

Ow! Stupid doors.

Ow! What the hell?!

P'jok got promoted to the Ventura.

Pah, Pakleds have no honor.

Pakled did something unspeakable in there.

Pakled Planet is big and strong

PAKLED: Red alarm! Red alarm! Red alarm!

PAKLED: Red alarm. Red alarm

Pakleds have an insatiable hunger for power.

PAKLEDS: Ha ha! Ho ho ho!

Panel's free!

Patingi, are we gonna be in your next book?

People get promoted and take off.

People just say, "Computer,

People left us alone.

Per Guild rules, but I don't know

Perhaps he preferred to be alone.

Perhaps if you did not spend all of your time

Perhaps to him the silence was, uh...

Perhaps we should review our logs.

Perhaps you could look to me as your confidant

Pfft, I don't think about you at all

Picking up the trash.

Pincers and poison mandibles.

Planetary damage... it'll be catastrophic

Play me a concerto.

Please

Please don't fall for one of her deceptions.

Please don't, it's fine.

Pleasure's all mine, Captain Freeman.

Plug me into that port. I can release the doors.

Plus a prune juice spritz

Plus she hasn't even told Ransom...

Point is, this stuff always happens, even on Voy.

Points deducted

Points deducted

Practically sleep in the same bunk.

Prank call Armus? [chuckles]

Prep the hyposprays...

Prepare to cut power.

Pretty sure we'd know if she was "the perfect weapon

Primary shields are failing.

Prince Andarithio!

Privately, in in my head.

Problem with the coupling?

Protected me from getting court martialed.

Prove it. I want to talk to Rumdar.

Punching.

Put it back! put it back! Put it back!

Put it in my quarters. Private channel.

Put it in the clay, Papa Bear. Put it in the clay.

Put me back in the Western!

Put some distance between us and Mariner, and contact the ship.

Put the kid gloves on! Put the kid gloves on!

Quick thinking in the mess today, Mr. Boimler.

Quick! Have you seen a Q come through here?

Raise a glass to King Andarithio,

Ransom, is there a Pakled on my ship?

Ransom, put the Pakled refugee on the line.

Ransom, T'Ana, Shaxs, you're with me

Ransom, take us out.

RANSOM: Captain, it's okay if you want to check in

RANSOM: Not fair! Not fair!

RANSOM: Uh, actually, we've temporarily lost track of him.

RANSOM: Welcome back to theCerritos, Mr. Boimler.

Ransom's always going on fun away missions

Rapunki, when he joined the seven.

Reacting to pain can often kick neurons right back into place.

Read the sign!

Ready for final offers?

Ready to talk?

Real stickler for the rules, kind of a butt kisser.

Really? I think I know how to handle one of those.

Really? I'm impressed, Ensign

Really? Thanks, Commander

Really? There are Klingons on the other side of the hull,

Rebelution!

Recalibrate the omnidirectional restraints,

Red alarm!

Red alert! Take us in

Red alert.

Red alert. Evasive action.

Relegate and reassign this entire crew.

Religious persecution? Leading a rebellion?

Remember Becky Mariner?

Remember, it's just the Pakleds

Repairs on the Archimedes are going smoothly.

REPLICATOR: Black licorice, dry.

REPLICATOR: Black licorice. Black.

Report to your commanding officers

Report to your supervisor for immediate reassignment.

Requesting permission to stretch, Captain.

Rerouting main power

Resign? What are you talking about?

Resist the Borg.

Resistance is futile.

Resonance belt. I think we're in trouble!

Results in loss of points.

Return fire! Full spread!

Reversing the polarity

Ridiculous! We're all equals on this ship, right?

Right here on the Cerritos

Right in your ear. Come on, pal, you need a drink.

Right now you could have been enjoying a cheeseburger

Right now?

Right, but maybe we could take our skants in a bag

Right, Number One?

Right? He's great

Right. Hey.

Right. Right, right, right, right.

Right. Well, I'm actually Captain Freeman of the Cerritos

Riker to bridge

RIKER: Hang in down there. We'll figure this out

RIKER: There's a pattern

Rude. Aah! Help me, Bradward! Where is she taking me?

Rumdar could be anywhere

Rumdar was a spy

Rumdar! Rumdar!

Run!

Rutherford, check the levels of the dragonsblood flame.

Rutherford, take the puppet.

RUTHERFORD: [grunts] Aw, man, this again?

RUTHERFORD: Aw, man, I'm not cut out for this

RUTHERFORD: But there's mugatos out there!

RUTHERFORD: Hmm.

RUTHERFORD: Huh?

RUTHERFORD: I can't believe

RUTHERFORD: Okay, so you just gotta go all the way down

RUTHERFORD: She doesn't seem dangerous

RUTHERFORD: Which we wouldn't need, because we aren't even going to warp.

RUTHERFORD: You know what?

Rutherford! Were you, were you spying on us?

Rutherford?!

Rutherford. I fought my way out of the multiverse.

Ruthless alien masterminds, bad Bynars.

Save me a seat at lunch, unless I die an honorable death,

Saving you was my duty.

Say "mark"! Say "mark"! What are you waiting for?!

Saying, "Hey, peons, come pick up our trash."

Scans indicate... this ship's engines are intact!

Sealing the area

Second contact duties on Apergos.

Second contact is almost complete.

Second in command.

See, guys? We're laughing. Ha ha ha ha.

See, I have signatures from all the other bridge crew

See? You're fine.

Seeing you in your element finally makes me understand

Seeking a cease fire, theCerritos

Seems kinda like a narrow parameter for a drill

Seems like something we should investigate.

Send the bee to the brig! It's the bee's fault!

Senior staff, in my ready room. Now

Seriously? Dude, it's, like, my fifth.

Set a course for the homeworld

Setting up a whole preserve. Very noble

Shaka?

Shari Yn Yem is no longer working for Starfleet.

Shaxs has the gym in 20,

Shaxs was stung by a mugato!

Shaxs, any update on those phaser repairs?

Shaxs, our sensors indicate a storm moving in

SHAXS: Sounds like the one thing

Shaxs! Help!

She gets to dive into the unknown on a whole new ship.

She had nothing to do with this!

She has lost all control.

She is a master of Anbo jyutsu..

She knows I've got no excuse.

She says "hi" to everyone, she's a waitress.

She stranded me on Rubicon III.

She was in the right place with the right hypospray.

She's back.

She's giving us the silent treatment!

She's joking, right?

She's more into hostility

She's not cut out for Medical

She's okay. [kisses] Aah! Hot plate. Ow, my lips.

She's programmed to protect herself at all costs.

She's wearing false green! Grab her!

Shh, shh, shh, there's the bouncer

Shh! Did you hear something?

Shields are... increasing.

Shields at 17%!

Shields holding, Captain,

Shields up, take us in.

Should we be in skants for this?

Should we drop out of warp and investigate?

Should we hide?

Shouldn't be long.

Shuffling crews off California cla..

Shut up

Shut up, Ensign! Wait, my boot.

Shut up. Listen.

Shuttle craft incoming from the planet, it's..

Since before you were born!

Since lower decks are so expendable to you

Since when do I micromanage?

Since you have two bridge buddies,

Sir, are you sure this is a good idea?

Sir, I'd like to nominate myself for the acting captain position.

Sir, I'm alive! It was one of your mom's tricks.

Sir, I'm from Modesto, California

Sir, I'm reading a buildup of strange energies

Sir, it's done. There's nothing else we can do

Sir.

Sister, you got no idea.

Situations other Starfleet crews have experienced

Smear that crap on his nose

Snagged this baby from Shaxs's pile.

Snorted 'em, and acquired strange powers.

So all these notes from old me...?

So get the [bleep] out of our way.

So how about we go in and kick some ass

So I can continue with other work

So I can get on a more sinister ship.

So I could know how amazing you are

So I don't know what you can do.

So I still have a chance for him to sign it.

So I was reading up on the mugatos.

So I'll need to check on you later.

So that we can assist in her first contact of the Lapeerians

So the Cerritos has been tasked with the job.

So there's no way they can make it here in time.

So this wasn't about teamwork?

So we can set up a gift shop

So we have to remove our hull

So we need to find D'Onni quick.

So what I'm taking away from that was that you like me?

So what if I am, okay?

So what if their showers are a little cramped,

So what is happening in this game?

So whenever I make a new one,

So who knows what's gonna happen next week

So you can eat us, just like Shaxs?!

So you can have a proper goodbye.

So you can see how you stack up against your fellow crew

So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks?

So you'll really turn down working on a whole new engine?

So, get diving!

So, Kerner Hauze just lived here all alone on an automated ship?

So, that was our top secret Starfleet gift shop

So, wait. My brain's gonna melt out of my nose

So, what has you seeking asylum?

So, you guys doing anything for Captain Freeman Day?

So, you really think Boimler has a big room on the Titan?

So, you were utilizing

So, you, uh, still having flashbacks?

So, you're the muscle, huh?

So, your brains aren't going to melt?

So?

Socializing with a commander can be

Soda, corn, steak, chicken nugget,

Solving impossible problems is what I do.

Some freaks hate being reduced to a set of readings.

Some merchandise to storage.

Some mother/daughter stuff, and I've been putting it off

Some sort of sex stuff?

Someone punch me a way out.

Something about this feels off.

Sometimes it's hard to stay focused on just sickbay.

Sometimes it's work, and it sucks.

Somewhere off limits.

Son, are you saying

Son, if you can't keep making new memories, does it matter?

Sonya, no. We are staying with you

Soon Doopler duty will be a thing of the past.

Soon this one will submit your final scores

Sorry I requested anomaly consolidation duty

Sorry I've been a jerk all year.

Sorry if I say anything weird.

Sorry if that comes off all "textbook" to you.

Sorry we thought you were a secret super spy

Sorry, Commander, I forgot you were there.

Sorry, Doc. Big old bee got in the shuttle.

Sorry, Mom. I had to take matters into my own feet.

Sorry, pal, but this ain't your lucky...

Sorry, sorry, no, no, no. I know that wasn't good

Sorry, you can't come with us.

Sorry, you said "temporal rift," right?

Sorry.

Sorry. Just stretching.

Sorry. Your eyes were glowing.

Sort of busy with, you know, whatever I feel like doing.

Sort of like a glaring omission.

Sounds like a crew that could use some inspiration.

Sounds like a time loop all right.

Sounds like we did a great job.

Sounds perfect. Maximum warp.

Speaking of which...

Square jaw, all squinting, like, "Let's roll"?

Stacked 'em just the way you like

Stand down and prepare to be searched.

Stand down, Ensign. I've got this.

Stand down! What are the charges?

Starfleet Command entrusted me with this mission

Starfleet Command feels our missions are too complex

Starfleet does not prioritize aesthetics.

Starfleet royalty.

Starfleet Security.

Starfleet ship in the quadrant.

Starfleet!

Starfleet!

Stay alert, stay alive

Stay away from me. I want my brain right where it is.

Stay strong, brother. We miners shall overcome.

Stay your whip. What do you propose?

Stevens to T'Ana. Emergency transport

STEVENS: Don't lie to me!

STEVENS: Let's go, let's go! Everyone inside, quick!

STEVENS: Oh, God, is he alive?

Still nothing

Stop being careful around the Dooplers

Stop being such whiny little [bleep]!

Stop goofing around, Ensigns! The ship's under attack!

Stop her!

Stop pretending to like each other.

Stop the attack

Stop! Don't make me do this.

Stop! It's fine. You are all great.

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! We can't!

Stop. Let them do their job.

Strange how they broke off and retreated, though

Studying at Bajoran academies.

Stupid AGIMUS. Now we got nothing to eat.

Stupid me.

Succumbing to the power. [groans, grunts]

Suddenly I was just part of the ohana

Sure, sure. We'll get you there, big guy

Sure, you're authorized to proceed.

Sure! More the merrier.

Sure. I'll take off, but first,

Sure. This thing is waterproof.

System 7743.8 is beyond our scanning range.

T'ANA: Electrical phenomena with unknown properties

T'ANA: He's creating his own Jack utopia.

T'ANA: I don't need a second opinion.

T'ANA: I treat over 100 different species on this ship.

T'ANA: This isn't my first "guy got turned into a doll

T'GAI: "Feels off"?

T'Lyn, get ahold of yourself.

T'Lyn.

Tackling an emotional problem with scientific experimentation

TACTICAL OFFICER: Hasta mañana, Pakleds!

Take a break from the Redshirts, focus on my duties.

Take it! Get out of here

Take us in nice and slow.

Take your never ending bonfire of rage

Tap water, still, bubbly with lime.

Target the aft shields.

Target the Federation ship!

Teamwork? No.

Tell me more about this puppet ray

Tell me more.

Telling Voy stories for morale.

Tendi and I can override the safety protocols,

Tendi, come on! You don't have to do this!

Tendi, grab the red vial

Tendi, please! I just want to go swimming with girls!

Tendi, run!

Tendi, whoa, easy

Tendi, you got to warn me if we're gonna be meeting up

TENDI: [groans] They're all over the lift.

TENDI: Oh, my gosh.

TENDI: Okay, come on, Boimler. Come on

TENDI: Ooh, have you heard this one?

TENDI: Ooh! And then

TENDI: Whoa.

TENDI: Yeah! [laughs]

Tendi?

Tendi. Okay, Rutherford, what about you?

Tests to see if anyone on the bridge is a giant piece of..

Than from the bottom up, Captain

Than our current operation,

Than seeing you move up to bigger and better

Thank the gods whom I worship that you're alive. [chuckles]

Thank you

Thank you for de duplicating me.

Thank you for the DNA scan, Lieutenant

Thank you so much for all that information, Captain.

Thank you, Captain.

Thank you, Jack.

Thank you, Riker I mean, Mr. Captain

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, sir. It's good to be back.

Thank you. Sir, I won't let you down.

Thank you. You're very kind.

Thanks for coming to hang. I'm sorry I ruined the party

Thanks for doing a super dangerous space walk

Thanks for saving me

Thanks for the hand, Captain

Thanks, Boimler. If we're going out,

Thanks, but anyone would have done the same.

Thanks, guys. Aw, this is really nice.

Thanks, little buddy

Thanks, Mariner. It's the best job in the galaxy

Thanks, okay! Sorry, sorry, sorry!

Thanks, Tom Paris.

That a badass like you wouldn't really be friends

That barely happens anymore

That bartender said she'd only flip out

That beam turned him into a puppet!

That Borg drill should've been over hours ago.

That can shoot through walls

That could impact the mission!

That could never be replaced.

That could, you know, atomize me.

That debris is caught in the orbit, too

That displeases Ransom.

That does tend to happen a lot these days.

That drills consultant made us suffer

That got colonized by all those Ren faire types

That had built in social structures,

That I never open up.

That I was curious and accidentally broke her post.

That I was pushing you away

That I'll be a virgin for the rest of my life.

That I'm a black ops secret agent?

That is a lie. The Borg put my body into the Collective.

That is a redundant system.

That is not my style. I mean, I won't turn it down, though.

That is the worst

That is weird. You don't think she had anything to do with it?

That is what we will do to enemy petaQs.

That job is mine!

That kind of experience is super valuable.

That kind of hurt! Can you warn me next time?

That makes stories come to life

That move you pulled in the mess hall

That my mother's back on the ship.

That one was worse!

That panel is still up.

That panel's just going to have to come off on the fly.

That planetoid was stuffed with radiolytic isotopes

That promotion to the Titan.

That reduces their inhibitions

That she wants what's best for you.

That sounds like a captain

That sounds like an insult to me

That stuff may not seem as cool as what you guys do,

That stuff stays here.

That the old me was a better engineer.

That there is more for us to learn and achieve

That this was one big froggy

That trust and friendship are better than manipulation.

That used to just be an empty lot

That uses your real bridge.

That Varuvian explosion must have released an ion cloud

That was merely a suggestion

That was such a waste of reassembled proteins

That was weird.

That we haven't checked in.

That will disrupt his power cycle.

That would be my greatest greatest honor.

That would be my greatest honor, sir.

That would haunt you for the rest of your days.

That would have been crazy.

That you don't know much about my life.

That you don't like being disagreed with.

That you guys are going to want to hear.

That you left us to die in the void.

That you're being offered a promotion to a new ship,

That's a gratitude mask from when you gave root juice

That's a neat pot, Lieutenant Shaxs did you learn

That's a new one. Let's get a closer look!

That's a pile of random junk

That's always happening

That's an order!

That's an order.

That's boldly going

That's covering my vision

That's D'Onni up there.

That's different. My stories are hilarious.

That's dumb.

That's freakin' crazy, man, that's just...

That's how I got on top, that's how I'm staying on top.

That's messed up

That's my fault. I'm always so busy making everyone else happy

That's my patient.

That's my type. Well, one of my types.

That's nice to hear, but ditto.

That's not true. Right, Mom?

That's nothing. I could easily toss...

That's odd. Your storage is maxed out

That's okay this is our third date.

That's outstanding

That's super messed up. Those are your friends.

That's the actual drill here.

That's the inner hull.

That's the kind of stuff I live for

That's the ticket

That's true in your social life

That's what I call Voyager to save time.

That's what set off the ship!

That's what this has all been about.

That's when the training kicks in

That's where I'm from! Luna Bay!

That's, like, your favorite thing.

The Apergosian high leader just needs to select

The Archimedes is in stable orbit, Captain

The Archimedes needs our help

The Archimedes took a full hit. Her engines are down

The Atlantis?

The away team is awaiting your orders, Captain.

The best subspace number I've even seen.

The big helmeted Pakleds

The bigger ships always passed my drills with no problem.

The biggest, dumbest guys in here.

The bio electrical signatures on Frylon has made it difficult

The blond one did most of the drinking

The blood wine barrel runs low fetch us more.

The Borg left you with

The bridge crew brought in this crap,

The bridge crew is maybe the ones you hear about.

The bridge is wherever you are

The captain needs our support, especially from you

The captain needs to always be prepared

The captain's yacht? Mom, that's not going to work

The Cerritos can install subspace transponders

The Cerritos has rendezvoused with theArchimedes

The Cerritos is en route to Frylon IV

The Cerritos is escorting a Doopler emissary

The Cerritos will be positioned outside the system

The Cerritos won't be allowed to dock

The Collector's Guild has asked the Federation for help,

The conservation laws of Federation space

The council can decide what to do with this biHnuch

The Creator of Fair Haven, Captain Proton himself:

The crew is counting on you.

The crew owes you a debt of gratitude.

The destruction of two enemy ships

The distortion field must've...

The distortion field's reengaging

The Dooplers are exponentially duplicating,

The dragonbreath engines in our ships have been breaking down

The drills are public, Beckett.

The empire can claim the region as our own

The empire still strikes terror.

The empire used to choke the quadrant

The energy originated in a region

The engines work, but no lights.

The Enterprise has the biggest bathrooms ever,

The Federation Starship Cerritos

The Ferengi got everyone else

The high command would be most interested to learn

The high council lacks foresight.

The hull itself has magnetic shielding.

The Hysperian throne is vacant.

The Jem'Hadar? Get to battle stations!

The job will go to whoever

The least nutritious food that tastes the most like poison.

The location's always secret.

The most organized person on the ship.

The old me was better. I can't figure out his notes,

The one where you couldn't even

The only lady I love is two decks tall

The outer is an extra layer of protection...

The Pakleds appear to have Klingon weaponry.

The Pakleds continue their unprovoked attacks

The perfect weapon

The plasma levels would be completely unregulated.

The post. It's too heavy.

The primary fusion reactor.

The problem is beyond your engineering acumen?

The queen is dead.

The reaction would knock out our systems

The red alerts from that wormhole

The red shirt, but is there, like, a form I need to fill out?

The renowned biologist?

The rest of the day soaking in my commander's tub.

The royal navy is saved.

The ship tried to collect us, Captain

The shocks have to come at unexpected times.

The smaller the ship, the tougher the crew.

The Starfleet manual defines "danger" as "a force

The static right now.

The subspace field matrix should be online.

The timing for Captain Freeman Day.

The trick is staying a god.

The true test of a crew is seeing how you can

The truth is I was just wondering how...

The truth is, collecting weird space crap

The what? But the panel's outside

The whole "dive in headfirst" thing.

The wildest party in Starfleet,

The worm barrels and replenishing their blood supply

Then from now on, you can work with us, too.

Then how did you know?

Then I automatically become king

Then I don't even know who I am anymore.

Then I'll just do it myself

Then it's about time. Let's do this!

Then just let me scan you!

Then just switch to human coffee.

Then let's make sure you see her one last time. Come on.

Then sell our combadges on the black market.

Then someone else can have it

Then the Cerritos doesn't even know me anymore?

Then they ground up their mugato horns,

Then we get to line up in the hallway, right?

Then we'd have to fly through a dangerous debris field

Then why am I gonna die in a Jefferies tube?

Then why are they shaped like this?!

Then you should pass this test.

Then your brain liquifies and melts out of your nose!

There are escape pods right here.

There has to be a way to reverse it.

There has to be something we can do, right?

There is no Boimler. I am Excretus of Borg.

There is no place for that on this starship

There isn't much to unlock in there.

There may be another player involved.

There we go, nothing a little lung rejuvenation won't fix.

There, it's done. You've passed.

There!

There. This will buy us some time, but not much

There's That's the stuff.

There's a black hole feeding on a temporal rift

There's a bunch I need to do before my shift starts

There's a busted hull panel we need to release manually

There's a chance it could short out his godliness.

There's a chance you'll survive

There's a problem in the way that your hippocampus

There's a reason we don't tell anyone how we come back.

There's just so much to study on the Cerritos,

There's more?

There's no bright side! Stop trying to make this fun.

There's no need to feel embarrassed.

There's no other blokes I'd rather be with

There's no plausible reason why anyone should be purging

There's no time!

There's no way to discharge it.

There's not even a numerical score for that.

There's nothing in the logs about it.

There's so many of me.

There's still a lot of stigma around Orions.

There's too many of them!

There's unknowns to any plan.

These are not our enemies.

These crates aren't gonna stack themselves.

These hold special meaning to me.

These outbursts will not be tolerated.

These readings are within acceptable parameters.

These simulator holopods are each programed

They actually think they're going to be able

They all tried to collect Data.

They are now at 120%

They aren't gonna let us off with a warning

They do this kind of work every day.

They don't like us!

They fought the Borg. They insurrected.

They had an actual chorus

They had regular string quartets.

They left us. How much oxygen do we have?

They might give you an Enterprise

They never cleaned up after their industrial revolution.

They provide a low level shock.

They really messed you up good in that lab.

They should clean it up. I'm not their mom.

They they always tell you

They they are on, right?

They they don't like when people ask how they came back, man.

They went to different dimensions.

They were all rigged! [laughs]

They will change their minds when the battle begins.

They will write songs of me this day!

They'd kill you on the spot just for being human.

They'll coerce a confession,

They'll lead us right to their puppet master.

They're a very welcoming culture.

They're about to start a war

They're after Varuvian ore.

They're always amped up on party day.

They're caught in a temporal causality loop.

They're caught in the gravity well

They're gonna have a lot to discuss

They're gonna suck us to death!

They're gonna tell me how he came back, right?

They're harvesting these animals

They're like, from her horny great grandma! Ew! Like...

They're locking weapons!

They're really bad this time of year.

They're so mealy and bland. [bleep] pears.

They're whatever you want them to be,

They've been consolidating anomalies all day.

They've been doing real work to help the ship.

They've been running that stupid party for generations

They've chosen to have at their side.

They've got us surrounded!

They've probably been degrading all over the fleet

They've thrown the entire quadrant into discord.

Think you can handle it?

This all could have been avoided if you'd

This bar's, like, history

This could be our ticket out of here.

This could be your year to get promoted to a capital ship

This feels wrong

This has been happening all day.

This has been the most stressful week of my life.

This has not been tested.

This is a blessing in disguise.

This is a list of crew who've avoided their annual physicals.

This is a new low, Mother.

This is a personal mission. Do it fast. Keep it private.

This is a ship whose captain left four ensigns

This is all your fault, you pervert! No judgment.

This is amazing

This is amazing!

This is bad.

This is easy. Yeah. I can pretend to be evil. Ha ha ha ha!

This is Engineering

This is gonna be rich

This is highly improbable, Captain.

This is how we kick ass in the Delta Quadrant.

This is humiliating.

This is just one random mugato, we're fine

This is madness!

This is my captain's chair, um,

This is not a good look.

This is not good!

This is so awkward!

This is so embarrassing.

This is stupid. We're soaking wet

This is the last thing I need right now.

This is the longest warp of my life!

This is the most I've gotten along with her in years,

This is typically about the time you'd start asking

This is what being hands off gets me?

This is what I get for involving Starfleet.

This is what we signed up for, men:

This is where we detected a gumato life sign

This is where we watched the Trivoli pulsar.

This is your last mission here,

This isn't a drill.

This isn't a friendship. It's a starship.

This isn't a hydroscoot!

This isn't happening

This isn't like you!

This isn't work, we're playing Diplomath.

This Klingon isn't dead

This last one, it's weird

This lunacy must end

This one is Shari Yn Yem,

This one needed a crew to fall short

This one will be flipping your ranks

This one's made the drills.

This one's read all about life on starships.

This place has to be a horned heaven!

This place is massive. How are we gonna find anything?

This planet nay, this system will be mine! [laughs]

This ship is strong. I can live here now.

This should fix the harmonic... Ow!

This shouldn't be too complicated

This trip is just proving me right.

This uniform is wearing you.

This was a stolen kart or something.

This was about saving my job.

This woman is under arrest.

Those are the Mugato Twins.

Those energies weren't that strange. I'm fine

Those three are always elbow deep

Those two beautiful, nerdy men are negotiating us to safety

Those who spend their lives and fortunes

Though I don't love releasing captives.

Thought she'd kick me out of Starfleet.

Three faceless apparitions of your father.

Three months of midnight practice

Three sets of twins are lost at sea.

Through all of this crap

Through silent meditation.

Throw Boimler on that escort mission with me

Thrown into heavily serialized battles

Ticket prices, merchandise, concessions the whole gumato!

Time for shots!

Time of life, 0900

To a Starfleet vessel. Your hotheaded ways

To assert dominance.

To babysit me through my own ship. I'm fine.

To be out in space making new discoveries

To be safely catalogued.

To be something you aren't. I like you for you

To be the new first officer

To boldly go

To broadcast our voices to other planets.

To clean up or..

To diagnose her engine problem.

To do my own mission.

To escort of cargo to the Daystrom Institute"?

To force some distance, so that's on me.

To get closer to the action.

To get out of here.

To give a rousing speech, so go ahead.

To handle our jobs?

To harness the powers of my body with a tiny Dyson sphere.

To have the added complication of two identical crew members

To have to stay on the ship.

To her whims. It's getting a bit old.

To ignore it would be illogical.

To investigate the reported sighting of a mugato,

To keep them running.

To lead the Cerritos to victory.

To let you get killed? Uh, no way.

To lose a starship to lice?

To make a bug laugh. It was shameful.

To make cease fires

To make mistakes like you do.

To our own; it's kind of our thing.

To pinpoint life signs,

To plant a Varuvian bomb in the Pakled capital city

To prevent me from dooplercating.

To prove the drills were still valuable,

To reach the clamps

To rip someone off.

To run a full diagnostic from the bottom up.

To Rutherford about it constantly.

To save my life. That was pretty cool.

To save the ship

To see how the other half channels their antimatter

To see up close?

To show Dr. T'Ana that I'm ready for more, but I failed her!

To smuggle a Varuvian bomb onto Earth

To Starbase 25 for trade negotiations.

To Starfleet, and that will be the end of...

To surprise me into getting better.

To teach us today.

To the Bitrus Expanse,

To the Captain!

To the Daystrom Institute

To the engine room and disable the defenses.

To the Pakleds' attacks on these outposts.

To the Vornilians.

To trick kids into respecting authority,

To trick me into having sex

To try out and, after that, I promised Shaxs

To walk amongst them

To what do we owe this pleasure... again?

To working on the old impulse engine

To, um, uh, pheromones.

Today has been totally degrading!

Today I am tasked with scraping out

Today is a good day to be a

Today will be a day of great honor for me

Today, 0900, while you were conveniently on a mission..

Today, I'll be reading you "Nightingale Woman

Togg forgot what it means to be Klingon.

Tom Paris, can I just say that I'm a really huge fan and I have

Tom Paris. And, no, not yet.

Too bad we're gonna get crushed.

Totally.

Totally. Qualor is awesome, by the way.

Tough gig, tough gig.

Tremble at my power!

True. There's, like, only a couple of people

Try it now!

Trying to build a persona by copying other captains.

Turbolift, halt.

Twice as many collectables

Two days: work on your self control.

Two to beam up

Ugh, Collector's Guild.

Ugh, I failed every single drill

Ugh, I just really wanted to finish this job for you

Ugh, I must have sounded so stupid.

Ugh, nothing makes me hornier than torturing someone.

Ugh, this is totally going to ruin

Ugh, well, I mean,

Ugh, you're right!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh! No. Stop that. Stop now.

Ugh. Don't say "wet work." Gross.

Ugh. I don't know why I keep

Ugh. No.

Ugh. Stop!

Ugh. This is exactly why I got you reassigned.

Ugh. You sound uptighter than Boimler.

Uh oh. I think you triggered some kind of network response.

Uh, 'cause her mom's the captain and she practices kicking a lot?

Uh, actually, I think I like Jet's plan, too.

Uh, besides dying in battle.

Uh, but you don't have to bask. Uh, not really a prince.

Uh, can I get five more of these?

Uh, Captain, don't you think Starfleet

Uh, Captain, Shuttle Four is on a collision course

Uh, excuse me.

Uh, got to go kick medical butt.

Uh, how do you hit a racquetball?

Uh, how how's the empathy?

Uh, huh? Oh, God.

Uh, I don't know. All readings were nominal.

Uh, I don't know. It's not that bad.

Uh, I mean, hey, I was just joking around,

Uh, I think your friend is gonna shoot you.

Uh, I will see if it's operational

Uh, I'm okay.

Uh, I've been using your power cell to send a distress signal.

Uh, it got real weird real fast

Uh, J Jack, you're a a fine commander.

Uh, just checking. No, no. No, you got this.

Uh, Kayshon and I didn't really mesh.

Uh, look, don't be so hard on yourself.

Uh, maybe maybe put down the cube before you...

Uh, no, I just, uh, I strained this shoulder

Uh, no, I'm a miner with a heart of gold.

Uh, no, thank you.

Uh, okay.

Uh, okay.

Uh, once again, Beckett Mariner saves the day

Uh, pears? No, I hate pears.

Uh, remind me again how this was the safer option?

Uh, s sorry. What ore?

Uh, sometimes this job feels like

Uh, sorry

Uh, sorry, I can't.

Uh, Tendi, that cube's kind of...

Uh, that's that's not a door.

Uh, the, uh, elf matrix seems like it's...

Uh, they take two hands.

Uh, this booth's full, Ensign.

Uh, try manual controls. Auto is out.

Uh, um... The Salty Dog?

Uh, wait. What deceptions?

Uh, we got sci fi stuff happening over here!

Uh, we've got a plasma grid and a temporal rift.

Uh, well, it would be nice

Uh, what am I supposed to speech about?

Uh, whatever.

Uh, when you said heirloom, I thought it was going to be,

Uh, why are you talking like that?

Uh, yeah, you know, it's probably best

Uh, yeah. That's right.

Uh, yes, it is!

Uh, yes, sir.

Uh, you know it.

Uh..

Uh..

Uh..

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... [grunts]

Uh... [whimpers]

Uh... Come on.

Uh... wait.

Um, aloha!

Um, attention, crew. Um,

Um, have you ever been on a Klingon ship?

Um...

Unbelievable. Boimler's cozying up

Under the authority of Starfleet Command, you..

Under the bubble bath are.

Unite as a single team.

Unless I'm the one blowing it up

Unless we figure something out,

Unless you don't miss the islands?

Unlock parts of the brain, even endow god like powers

Unstable, huh?

Until it passes, or he will have gas.

Until it was too late, and they were all...

Until she gives Rumdar back,

Until we know more.

Until you change our score.

Until you free up some space

Until you sort this out.

Up for grabs later today. Only us Redshirts know about it.

Us crashing into that planet

Us Starfleet officers are trained to...

User not recognized.

User not recognized.

Using the power of math.

Usually on us.

Various temperatures

Varuvian. Contains minerals which become volatile

Very excited

Voice authorization: Freeman

Vulcans! Vulcans! Vulcans!

W You're not mad?

Wait

Wait a minute

Wait a minute, I'm getting the same distress call again.

Wait, bro, Earth's moon?

Wait, Jack, no!

Wait, like, to work on the bridge?

Wait, shut up, the drills aren't over.

Wait, that sounds familiar.

Wait, wait, shut up, shut up. The Titan's

Wait, wait, wait, wait, did you find out

Wait, wait, wait, wait! I can come with you!

Wait, we do. I mean, maybe not here, but here.

Wait, what's happening?

Wait, you guys aren't seriously talking about

Wait, you you looked up my records?

Wait! That's what someone says

Wait.

Wait.

Wait. How much pain? Aah!

Wait. If we can't nullify his powers,

Wait. Is this about Ensign Escher?

Wait. Me? Not Rutherford?

Waiting to take me to the brig, isn't there?

Want me to head it up?

Want to join?

Warp core critical.

Warp core's off line

Was all an act.

Was all your silver linings

Was feeling great until you started shocking me.

Was she eating Shaxs?

Was she our friend? Or were we just cover for..

Wasn't he the one who tried to collect Data?

Watch it. Mugato trap.

Way above, which is why Starfleet Command believes

Way I see it, you can either pay for your crimes

We all beamed off

We all wear this. It's a uniform.

We already used it

We always stopped at the warp core,

We are Borg. Resistance is futile.

We are fortunate that your shield program worked

We are just as good as any other [bleep] class!

We are not Klingon

We are strong. We take your mine.

We are the crew!

We are your family!

We are..

We aren't allowed on the station?!

We can do this

We can escape through the maintenance hatch.

We can help you, just tell us what's...

We can just be silent.

We can still get to our party

We can't leave anything up to chance.

We could end up with some weirdo with a riding crop.

We could help you with that.

We could redirect the ship,

We could sing a song about it, if

We did this kind of wet work all the time.

We didn't miss it, did we?

We do not have to blindly follow orders

We do together. What even is this?

We don't get to know everything bridge crew does.

We don't have time.

We don't need to be heroes today, people.

We get out of here alive. All of us.

We get pesto?!

We got a lot to do. You might want to focus.

We got to do something.

We got to get to higher ground. [grunting]

We got to get, like, five slushies.

We got to hang out without anyone bugging us.

We got your signal. How were you able to..

We have been working together for over a year, Beckett.

We have no idea why

We have proof that you colluded with Klingon extremists

We have the truth on our side.

We have to drop our defenses,

We have to get him to sickbay!

We have to get this warrior an honorable death, stat!

We have to pack it up and send it to a facility.

We have to stun him, or he could sound

We have to take out that ship!

We have to trust each other.

We have to work together

We help each other land promotions.

We hit a gravimetric shear.

We just don't want multiple ships approaching at once,

We just need to survive.

We just wanted to be friends with you, sir

We know there's life here, which means there's got to be water

We know what you really are.

We made contact with a group of

We might be California class,

We might have been coworkers this morning,

We might not have to die!

We must drink!

We need a barricade.

We need a hand!

We need all the help we can get.

We need all volatiles deeper in the ship

We need another boomer

We need to brief Starfleet Command

We need to find somewhere to finish the model.

We need to fire a graviton pulse to punch a hole out.

We need to get all this dung out of here

We need to get out of range of their signal dampeners,

We need to hit the door with the saw!

We never should have underestimated him

We never wanted peace

We only do some side missions together

We really shouldn't.

We should boost them.

We should have fed off your enthusiasm,

We should mutiny

We should switch it up more often.

We spend all of our time with Mariner

We still have one more hull plate.

We still love science.

We tricked you, Janeway

We updated this one with most of the senior officer menu codes.

We wanted to test it on a big asteroid,

We were able to assimilate it.

We were doing a copy thing

We were so stupid

We will add your biological distinctiveness to our own.

We will always be there for you,

We will discuss our transaction in person.

We will kill Rumdar.

We won't let you get away with this.

We work for the mugatos

We worked together and managed to revert

We would be left unprotected.

We would need an auxiliary power source to open it

We'd better hurry. Warp me.

We'd take a serious beating, but, Captain, this can work

We'll be sure to look out for that

We'll embed an away team there disguised as miners

We'll get to Starbase 25

We'll grab some Okinawa ramen and...

We'll have to turn in Mariner, won't we?

We'll just tell them we lost the shuttle in a black hole.

We'll see if you're so cavalier

We'll see you in the Laap system, Captain Freeman.

We'll spray 'em down. You can still have your wet work.

We're [bleep] stacking for what reason?

We're all in it together.

We're all moon buddies?

We're blown!

We're doing it. We're inspiring the crew.

We're drinking at Kirk's old bar.

We're going to be docked right outside

We're going to be rich

We're going to die. Stop that!

We're going to have to do this the old fashioned way

We're going to have to release this one manually.

We're gonna get out of this

We're having a spot of engine trouble here on theMonaveen.

We're helping a traveler in need.

We're here for the captain's party

We're hitting the beach this afternoon

We're just people who work together.

We're not buying it.

We're not exactly dealing with the Tal Shiar here

We're not supposed to interact with it.

We're on our way back. The package is completely intact

We're probably getting arrested instead.

We're really good pals

We're sparing you dark truths about scientific depravity

We're talking rare antiques.

We're touching your stuff.

We're your away team, reporting for duty.

We've been walking on eggshells the entire trip.

We've dealt with Pakleds before

We've entered the system

We've got this little club where we help each other rank up,

We've got this Tom Paris thing later,

We've got to warn Billups!

We've had some reports of a scam being run in that sector

We've lost our way.

We've wasted enough time on this. Come on

Weird. That should've come up in our initial scan.

Welcome to the Laap system.

Welcome to the Pakled spaceship, Pakled

Welcome, Captain Janeway

Well done, Bradward. My thanks

Well done, Mr. Boimler

Well played. That was actually kinda quick.

Well put.

Well, actually, these are Excalbian bones

Well, actually, time is of the essence, and..

Well, as head of medical, I'm not supposed to do any harm

Well, as long as we're back on time.

Well, at least when I'm gone

Well, can you inflate the numbers?

Well, don't apologize.

Well, don't worry. I'm sure you're the doc's top priority

Well, good news. It's a breathable atmosphere,

Well, how was I supposed to know this was all gonna go

Well, I don't see a better option

Well, I guess I'll head off.

Well, I guess now we know how they got all those weapons

Well, I guess we have similar taste.

Well, I'm not him, and he's not here.

Well, I'm supposed to auction off his things,

Well, if raktajino makes you all jumpy,

Well, isn't he a ton of fun? Assess the damage

Well, it doesn't matter.

Well, it seems like everything's back to normal.

Well, it's all worth it.

Well, never again!

Well, probably just an error in the system

Well, Shaka, when the walls fell

Well, since you're a new Rutherford,

Well, sounds like your basic tag and bag.

Well, strange energies doesn't

Well, technically we really should be apprehending you

Well, that was kind of a lie. It's just a regular black hole.

Well, that's always been the problem, but today

Well, that's weird, because I talk

Well, then, let's give the Pakleds

Well, then, maybe we shouldn't be friends.

Well, there's no better way to evaluate a crew's readiness

Well, these are bad Orions.

Well, this has been quite an adventure.

Well, this is the first I'm hearing about it.

Well, uh, I I I have the shirt and, uh, you know, the boots

Well, we'll see about that.

Well, what about the explosion?

Well, what if I don't sound like an Orion, though?

Well, when you're cured,

Well, why?

Well, yes, you are amazing

Well, you changed your opinion on so many things,

Well, you just focus on getting better.

Well, you know, I could have fixed your replicator

Well, you've got 12 hours, why don't you rub some elbows

Well...

Wh What did you say?

Wha Put a tractor beam on that ship.

What 50? Where are we supposed to find that much latinum?

What a surprise.

What about Barnes? Three dates?

What about reserves?

What am I doing wrong?

What are they doing?

What are you Why are you squatting?

What are you doing? Get the hell off me!

What are you doing? We can't afford that.

What are you doing? We don't have time to shop.

What are you talking about?

What are you trying to prove?

What did you just say?

What did you learn, spy?

What do you mean, "good"?

What do you think of "William" Boimler?

What do you want, Jennifer?

What does that even mean?!

What does that mean?

What good would a new ship be

What I meant was, uh,

What I needed was the box.

What if I told you you could earn 150% more latinum

What in the name of...

What is he doing now?

What is she laughing about?

What is that supposed to mean?

What is the name of the boat?

What kind of dangerous items he might have been hoarding.

What now? [gasps]

What should we do? Strategema tournament?

What Starfleet Command said in my evaluation.

What the Emergency transport, now!

What the The Pakleds again?

What the hell are you two doing?!

What the hell is going on here?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is happening down there?

What the hell were you thinking?

What the lower decks have been eating,

What up? We doing sci fi stuff today?

What was it you wanted to ask?

What was that cube?

What was the deal with T'Pol's hair for that one year?

What were you thinking?

What what were you doing on Deep Space 9?

What, are you and Rutherford dating?

What, for going to the Titan?

What, you think I'm trying to be like Ransom up in here?

What?

What?

What? D D Did she know it was me?

What? Did that thing tell you that?

What? He's not even Starfleet.

What? I haven't even done anything creative

What? I just want to know if you encountered our away team.

What? It was work, it was wet. It it it was fine.

What? It worked? Was it the guitar thing?

What? No way! That's crazy!

What? No, one Varuvian bomb is enough

What? No, we must have.

What? No, you don't cut off my badass plan.

What? No!

What? No! In my drill, you're never supposed to...

What? No. It was a cube.

What? Oh

What? Okay, you got to do this on the Cerritos.

What? Rutherford, you have it all wrong.

What? Well, I do...

What? Wh What are you talking about?

What? You guys pretended to be from Hawaii!

What?!

What?!

What?! No! Billups loves his virginity

What?! Shields up! Red alert!

What?! Why didn't you say something before?

What'd you do, stop to debate the human rights of a robot?

What's an SMD?

What's the other thing?

What's the rush? We don't have to report 'till 0800.

Whatever. I earned that promotion,

Whatever. There's, like, a million other things to do

Whatever. You can't cure it like getting rid of hiccups.

When I agreed to give her more autonomy,

When I find you, I'm gonna kill you

When I joined Starfleet,

When I picked you for this job,

When I'm boldly going and you're not.

When it comes to a decision like this.

When that is outside of your duties?

When we are finished with our second duty shift?

When you can replicate any food you want!

When you need to be like this.

When you say that, what I hear is

When you were gone, we tightened security protocols.

When you're done fooling around, walk my targ.

Where could he be?

Where do I belong? [cries]: Aw.

Where everything evolved all weird

Where he played all of Jupiter's moons?

Where is that tri bodied little trickster?

Where teens would make mistakes.

Where they sing over the wails of the dishonored.

Where'd he go? Computer, locate Pakled refugee.

Where'd you come from?

Where's Boimler? He lives for this kind of spread

Where's Kayshon?

Wherever we are.

Whew! Today must have sealed the deal

Which always ended in mind blowing twists

Which has never experienced a comparable phenomenon.

Which I'll have you know is much worse than Ceti Alpha V.

Which increase our long range sensors.

Which is a totally cool thing to do.

Which is exactly why my mom is always trying

Which led to my decision.

Which should take several hours

Which they call Pakled Planet.

Which we could use to cut through the wall paneling

Which you would have known if you weren't

Which you would know if you knew anything about me or Orions.

While I get to wrangle giant centipedes.

While putting an investment in the conversion

While senior officers will be placed on the lower decks!

While the captain walks off the ship for the last time.

While you were gone 'cause of the Pakled attacks.

Whining all day!

Who are looking for their next number one.

Who are under the influence of a virus

Who are you?

Who at this very moment is destroying his virginity!

Who controlled a planet

Who dareth bump into me?!

Who get our asses kicked together.

Who kicks butt and it super intimidates people.

Who knows what you'll find under all this soot?

Who needs to be at the coolest,

Who only cares about the team, but...

Who rerouted power through the harmonic dampeners?

Who rushes a family heirloom? It'll be fine.

Who said I'm taking you with me?

Who the [bleep] is that? I don't know who that is.

Who wants to dive into the unknown

Who was ready to kill us, by the way.

Who will ask the fewest questions.

Who's the evil computer now, huh?

Whoa

Whoa, big fella. This is just the first room.

Whoa, check out Mr. Humble Confidence.

Whoa, I've never been on a station this old.

Whoa, new replicator?

Whoa, no. No, no, no, no

Whoa, really? Good for her.

Whoa, Rutherford, you're blowing up

Whoa, she's crazy hot! Are you nervous?

Whoa, slow to impulse: you love the Cerritos.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I gotta see this for myself

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! [grunts]

Whoa! [screaming]

Whoa! Did you get double promoted? Congrats!

Whoa! Manhaver to Cerritos, come in.

Whoa! Mr. Billups..

Whoa! Now that's tropical.

Whoa! Uh, what's going on?

Whoa.

Whoa. Baby Bear. What's the matter?

Whoa. I never knew the ancient ones decorated these buildings

Whoa. Tendi, I..

Whoa. Uh, sensors say

Whoa. Well, your secret's safe with me.

Whoa. What? Stop. You're into Klingon acid punk?

Whoever Ransom picks, remember to keep your cool.

Why are you doing this, Jack? Stand down.

Why are you so good at martial arts?

Why bring him with? We could just, like,

Why couldn't they leave Data alone?

Why did we ever rank up again?

Why didn't you bring it up before?

Why didn't you just tell them you're not from Hawaii?

Why didn't you tell us?

Why do you act like this?

Why do you keep saying "Voy"?

Why don't you just do

Why is that lucky? [screams]

Why is there a chef? That's just shady

Why is this drill still going? Fail me

Why not?

Why the hell would we do that?

Why the hell wouldn't you take your number one?

Why would you modify already adequate long range sensors,

Why would you tell an entire shift

Why would you want people to think that?

Why you love this Starfleet.

Why? AGIMUS can get us into this one. It's right here.

Will bring me much glory.

Will have to be postponed

Will let me transfer my senior staff?

Will no longer control us!

Will you stop it?

William's invite is just sitting there.

Wipes out any record of your existence!

With a flake of my power!

With a nonruined post for T'Ana.

With a racket.

With a sexy bad boy.

With all this bean slime on my..

With California class?

With enough friction, they break down and become acidic

With fear, power, but now?

With guys like us

With individualized drills based on

With little to do in this vacant stretch of space,

With live mugatos rather than dead ones?

With new implants.

With one another as cha'DIch

With organized religion

With pet dragons and all the mutton I can eat.

With the breaded top?

With the dang torpedoes already!

With the Federation destabilized,

With the goal of planting a tracking device

With the Klingon high council

With the negotiation, you can close the deal!

With the weapons and information I've armed them with,

With the wrong amount of pips around here,

With these tiny terrors?

With this ship's materials,

With those brownnosers to get out of trash day?

With your left hand?

With your showdown with the Pakleds.

With zero protection, all in 11 hours.

Without saying goodbye.

Without the best crew in the fleet?

Woo hoo!

Woo hoo!

Woo hoo!

Words can hurt just as much as torture equipment, all right?

Workin' the bar, I hear a lot

Working around the clock to remove that many panels.

Works for me! Tell me, tell me!

Works for me. My partner's even better than I am.

Would anyone care for a game of chess

Would frown on that?

Wouldn't be the first.

Wow

Wow

Wow, even Dr

Wow, everyone's very slick and sliding around

Wow, flinch much? Hey, work later.

Wow, I didn't even take in the hair.

Wow, sir. You're recalibrating those plasma injectors

Wow, the detail on this is amazing.

Wow, this really shouldn't be that hard.

Wow, would you look at that?

Wow. No, if anything, you're my number one

Wow. Sir, is that you?

Wow. That does actually save a ton of time.

Wow. Then you need to drink more water.

Y Yeah?

Yea, it definitely isn't that. They're just jerks.

Yeah

Yeah, 'cause we have replicators

Yeah, 'cause you know what I realized?

Yeah, always. Why?

Yeah, and then we'd both be in the same cell

Yeah, and you stabbed him and licked his blood.

Yeah, and your crimson force field, too

Yeah, as far as I know there's only a few of us in Starfleet.

Yeah, but That's all it took is a lucky catch?

Yeah, but she's in here!

Yeah, but the control node

Yeah, but the Titan's such a big deal.

Yeah, but this is different

Yeah, but this is huge for your mom.

Yeah, for a moment I was worried

Yeah, glad to help. Sure.

Yeah, he's probably so excited about serving with Riker

Yeah, I don't care

Yeah, I guess more time to enjoy...

Yeah, I I guess we just...

Yeah, I mean what's really more important:

Yeah, I mean, there's always one that slips through the cracks

Yeah, I saw them perform that live on Akstin.

Yeah, I was there. Thank you for the update.

Yeah, I'm beginning to school your ugly ass.

Yeah, I'm not gonna fall for Oh, [bleep]!

Yeah, I've heard the rumors

Yeah, it doesn't work on angry mobs.

Yeah, it just sounds less risky?

Yeah, it's great, but it kind of smells

Yeah, it's probably huge.

Yeah, lady, everybody knows that, keep up!

Yeah, like, what are we gonna do?

Yeah, man, I get it. Context clues.

Yeah, maybe with some pain reliever mixed in?

Yeah, my stupid transporter clone William is probably going.

Yeah, no biggie.

Yeah, no kidding, it's always our life or death

Yeah, no. Of course, yeah, love to be a team.

Yeah, okay, Jet, get out of here.

Yeah, one of the perks of being a commander

Yeah, or a restored katra, or a mirror universe switcheroo,

Yeah, or make him extra vengeful.

Yeah, play it!

Yeah, right

Yeah, right, more black ops lies.

Yeah, right. No, we'll try that ship over there.

Yeah, right...

Yeah, Shari Bing Bang is trying to screw us,

Yeah, so I was on the station...

Yeah, soon we'll just be people

Yeah, sorry I lied and stunned you.

Yeah, that's an okey dokey from me.

Yeah, these drills were secretly about team building.

Yeah, they beefed up security around here

Yeah, Thomas Riker he was created

Yeah, turns out this is the best party in the quadrant.

Yeah, uh, let's just get moving. [chuckles]

Yeah, we work in Starfleet. I mean, slime's a given.

Yeah, well, apparently,

Yeah, well, he did it first.

Yeah, well, I don't know about that.

Yeah, well, I'm sure right now they're finding out

Yeah, well, maybe a little too hard

Yeah, yeah, I get it. Trapped in cowboy land

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hit me

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we should be.

Yeah, yeah. You're right

Yeah, you do.

Yeah, you know what? The best anomaly today

Yeah, you know, I think when I like people,

Yeah, you wouldn't want the guy getting pincered.

Yeah!

Yeah. I mean, it's pretty clear.

Yeah. No, I accidentally ran over Worf's mek'leth

Yeah. Only thing missing is Boimler.

Yeah. That's what she says.

Yeah. The smell of adventure

Yeah... shut up.

Yell at them. Call them spineless punks

Yelling at me isn't going to help!

Yep, small galaxy, huh?

Yes, a permit to whip you!

Yes, but a life of mythical adventure can't compare

Yes, Doctor.

Yes, fine commander. Yes, so yoked.

Yes, I can bring it on line. I just need access

Yes, it does. I watched it happen.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Is this a new drill?

Yes, sirree

Yes, we can. We just need to find

Yes, yes, right.

Yes, yes!

Yes!

Yes! [yells]

Yes! Go!

Yes! He's gonna be okay!

Yes! I can't believe she got promoted over me. I do way more.

Yes! Thank you for this opportunity.

Yes. So we remove the hull.

Yes. Wait, no!

Yes. You can hate me.

Yo, it's pretty clear we're going in the right direction

Yo, Shari Yingo Yango,

Yo, what's up? Talking about bridge crew stuff?

You already got the [bleep] promotion.

You always get paired with Boimler,

You always pick the chef

You and me have never done a mission together.

You are a true Klingon.

You are an extremely bad person.

You are behaving like a child

You are helping them?

You are just a naive little...

You are not yourself, T'Lyn

You are smart.

You are so going to the brig for this.

You are working instead of meditating

You aren't the only Federation spy I'm interrogating today.

You call yourselves Redshirts?

You came in to make us appreciate each other more.

You can count on me

You can exit the drill now.

You can get any drink in the form of a slushie.

You can lose a whole day to that cycle.

You can never go back to being the man you were before.

You can only use it once!

You can pose as your clone, and I can be your plus one.

You can run your full diagnostic

You can still improve yourself

You can still learn something about a friend.

You can tell from the occipital bone

You can't appeal to his ego forever.

You can't blackmail me at the expense of your crew.

You can't even handle mind games from a hundred year old router.

You can't go in there!

You can't just bully your way into whatever you want.

You can't just keep attacking me and trying

You can't kill Rumdar. Rumdar is our prisoner.

You claimed you were only a beginner.

You could just replicate. You guys are dumb.

You could lose a couple pounds anyway.

You could tell the captain was bummed

You couldn't lend a frickin' tentacle?

You dare mock AGIMUS?!

You dare set foot on this station

You dare spit lies on my ship?!

You didn't bring any gear?

You didn't think twice about taking

You do? She did?

You don't carry yourself like a leader.

You don't even know my first name?

You don't have SMD,

You don't have Synthetic Memory Degradation.

You don't have to..

You don't need authorization in an emergency!

You don't think the admiralty

You don't think this alert will mess with my work, do you?

You don't understand what being an evil computer even is!

You dumb face jerk!

You ever see his one man show

You feeling okay?

You fool! You trusted me! [laughs]

You get the door, I'll watch him.

You getting "Bazminti when he pulled back the veil" vibes

You gonna give us a passing grade,

You got a whole new pip right there

You got authorization?

You got it! And may I just say I am so honored to...

You got this. You're a king.

You got what it takes?

You guys are right

You guys are so weird sometimes

You guys are wasting your time on this Redshirt stuff.

You guys are what, some creepy throwback

You guys don't understand my family..

You guys were always sad that we don't go on cool missions.

You guys, you thought I was an undercover killer?

You had no choice.

You had no right to get me reassigned!

You had us move lots of things!

You hate working together!

You have a thing for bad boys?

You have a Voyager plate?

You have been spoken to about this before, T'Lyn.

You have to be the black ops super spies

You have to drop your defenses and make some allies.

You haven't even asked for one yet.

You haven't even met him, but trust me, he's so annoying.

You haven't had any recent ship accidents, have you?

You here for the feast?

You idiots need to shut up and stop being sniveling babies!

You just beat Captain Janeway!

You just couldn't wait to leave me,

You just keep that to yourself

You just know he'll have crazy anomalies we can check out

You know he'd rather have boots on the ground.

You know that, that's why you've always

You know they can split their bodies into three parts?

You know what? I am glad

You know what? I do.

You know what? I'll do it

You know what? This worked out pretty well.

You know what? You didn't have to tell Malvus I abandoned you.

You know who my best friend is now?

You know you guys can just replicate stuff, right?

You know you've already lost, right?

You know your rebellions will only

You know, back on the Titan,

You know, Carol Bear, you impressed some important people

You know, I was a little skeptical at first,

You know, if that was a rock wall, you would have had it

You know, it was cool

You know, some people say Modesto is like the moon

You know, someplace calm.

You know, with what you went through?

You know, your communication number

You know, your ship?

You love sliders

You may be smaller and weaker

You might decide you didn't like me anymore, too.

You might want to take off the kid gloves.

You mortals tire me!

You must help me kill myself

You must start eating eggs.

You need to accept the fact

You need to get outside your comfort zone

You need to look like a leader

You needed me, Captain?

You okay?

You plugged me into the navigation console!

You pulled me off the Dansk mission?!

You really showed me something today, kid.

You really wanted to be covered in centipedes right now?

You refuse to honor my culture?!

You saved the day, kept it together..

You saved the ship!

You seeing this?

You served with Riker.

You should eat.

You should rest. You've been up forever

You should self destruct, if you even can.

You should work wherever you want.

You shouldn't be here. If the Syndicate catches me

You shouldn't be treating phaser burns.

You shouldn't have started that rumor

You showed some real leadership.

You snuck off in the middle of my shift

You sure did. A hundred percent.

You sure this thing can still fly?

You sure you're up for that?

You targeted us for failure?

You tell us Riker stuff today,

You think Ransom might be willing to move it up?

You think we'll ever see him again?

You two go look for it,

You two have shown me

You used it?! On what? Why?

You usually seem to be with Boimler.

You want a rotten mushfroot?

You want everyone to see you as this big, brave hero

You want me to see a doctor? I am the doctor!

You want to check it out?

You want to finish this game, you do it with proxies.

You want to see our top secret defensive schematics?

You were on duty!

You were purchasing illegal horns.

You were right, Dr. T

You were siding with this thing.

You were too busy scheming to notice. You've been Boim'ed.

You were trying to eat the ship, sir.

You will be assimilated.

You will be locked out

You will now be part of my collection!

You will spend the next two days in meditation.

You won't have anyone pissing you off around here.

You would be right about that!

You wouldn't know a reecon converter

You you have?

You, uh, you look like a big bag of crap.

You! Why did you steal Rumdar?

You... [stammers]

You'd be guaranteed an invite to this party.

You'd still be alive and comfortable

You'll give up this nonsense, but I see now

You'll have other opportunities

You'll miss your crew

You'll regret this!

You're a great officer, Jack.

You're a really good person.

You're a true Lower Decker, man

You're abandoning your fellow officer?

You're all from Hawaii?

You're always telling people embarrassing stories about me.

You're back on the Cerritos.

You're both fakers! And now you'll pay the ultimate price!

You're gonna have to make some tearful goodbyes

You're in my house now!

You're in phenomenal shape.

You're just desperate to be seen as some kind of renegade hero.

You're just jealous 'cause you pulled a boring cargo trip

You're just mad because you don't want her to leave

You're just using them to prop yourself up.

You're leaving because of me.

You're like this

You're locked out.

You're lucky I'm so spiritually centered or I'd snap!

You're my best friends

You're not a Kirk. Kirk was confident.

You're not exactly rewarding creativity.

You're not in there! That's so unfair.

You're not! Well, at at least not yet.

You're on a California Class ship.

You're right where you belong.

You're right, you don't

You're right. Thanks, guys.

You're right. The crew depends on us.

You're still mad about the Titan?

You're still on the Cerritos, Mr. Boimler.

You're supposed to be my mentor.

You're supposed to keep stuff like this in a lab

You're telling me!

You're telling the whole ship about us?!

You're the last holdout?

You're the one who wanted to do a girls' trip.

You're the one with the act.

You're too late

You're under arrest for the destruction of Pakled Planet

You're wasting away. And what happened

You're welcome.

You're, like, the nicest person in sickbay

You've been working so hard for this

You've earned yourself a trip to the brig.

You've got a deal.

You've got great hair,

You've got less than 22 minutes

You've gotta get me out of here so...

You've had a good trip with your Doopler guest.

You've saved mine plenty of times.

You've still got ten minutes.

Your 'stache is so regal.

Your "bossing everyone around" voice again?

Your assignment was to monitor tertiary impulse systems.

Your boyfriend has it right.

Your captain is your mother?

Your commander took you off the Dansk mission?

Your commanding officers have to know any medical issues

Your definition of how to synthesize data

Your design very nearly passes as human.

Your drills scores are well below failing.

Your emotions is a liability

Your friend is a specially trained secret agent

Your friendly Starfleet drill administrator

Your hair patchy, your skin pimply.

Your hands are super soft and clean.

Your hospitality is appreciated, Captain, as are your efforts

Your last drill will be a joint exercise:

Your long term revenue streams will come to include

Your mission: navigate a paralyzed Klingon's request

Your pagh is weak, and it disgusts me!

Your partner is not what she seems

Your perceived victory today will only serve as fuel

Your plan sucks. New plan.

Your score is 79%

Your score is already in the top ten..

Your skin is a mess.

Your usual duties are

Your validation feels so good.

Yup, right there.

Yup. Another class M for my planetary review log.

20 hours until impact

79? No, no, no, no, no, I can do better than that

2260 something

a taste of their own mushfroot

A what? We can use it

Aah! MARINER: Whoa!

Aah! We're not supposed to be here! Shut up.

Acting Captain, you have the conn. [door whooshes open]

Ah, I can drink that. Oh, my God, random liquid

Ah, so good! Yeah, friggin' pigs, dude! [whoops]

Ah! Whoa.

Ah... Hey, cheer up.

All right, let's get into it. [knuckles crack]

Also, I'm not from Hawaii

and I love you. Aw!

and I taught her empathy. Just stay in that drill!

And that skull thing. Aw, thanks, guys

and that's what you had to show for it? [groans]

and then we'd start over again. Why?

And you're the one that abandoned me. What?

and, you know, went all scorpion. Don't apologize

Are you crazy? You're right. I now realize that was crazy.

as much as it is on the bridge. Oh. [scoffs]

At my expense. [Mariner chuckles]

Aw, crates. Wait, hold on. What's in them?

back on the station

Barbershop! [screams]

Be your own captains. [Casey chuckles]

BILLUPS: Yes! RUTHERFORD: All right!

BOIMLER: Casino! [shouting]

but he's totally fine. Uh, Pakleds are strong

But if you're not interested... [exhales]

But Mom... Captain...

But... What is your deal, okay?

Can I restart? If you score below passing,

Can't these two do it? [chittering loudly]

Captain, I believe that I could modify the Beliefs,

Captain, it's all down. But..

Captain, we have completed the... PAOLOANA: Ah!

Come on, girl. Last one. You got this

Come on. [Rutherford grunts]

Come on. Even you have to admit that. No

Damn. Don't worry, Commander.

Dang it. I can contact help!

definitely learn how to curtsy

Don't do that. Sorry.

DOOPLER: Oh, no! [grunts, screams]

Everyone has noticed

Evil computers are so chatty. Tell you what.

Excuse me! Oh, no! We're in the way!

Finally. It is an honor to meet you, sir. [door opens]

Finish them! No!

for a "first invasion." Of course

Forget the model! Are you crazy?! RUTHERFORD: Got it!

FREEMAN: Beckett, I am speaking! [explosion]

From Medical? No! Off the ship!

from their missions. It's trash day.

from this guy? Oh, yeah

full molecular engorgement in a matter of seconds! [panting]

Get me 300cc's of any type of poison

gets to negotiate peace, right? Uh, yeah.

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! [both slurping]

Guys? I, um, I think I'm gonna

He did? Yeah, he says you're great,

He is strong. [Freeman groans]

He is? None of you are the best.

Hello, Mother. Are you taking your vitamins?

Hey. Hey.

How dare you? I am a guest!

How is that even a secret? [Boimler sighs]

Huh? I'm the best candidate

Huh? Yeah, uh, yeah, that's me. Well, I've been having trouble

Huzzah! Huzzah! Thank you.

I am human. Oh!

I can't take it anymore. Hey! Hey!

I don't know. CASEY: It's awesome that you served

I finally got a perfect... FREEMAN: Don't you finish that drill, Ensign.

I got a big ole body

I got it, too. So did I.

I guess I... You know I...

I guess you did? Ow.

I hope it's fajitas. Ooh. Ooh, ooh,

I liked your speech, Captain. [groans]

I really admire your work! Let's talk duties.

I smell adventure. [Mariner sighs]

I think that deserves a drink. Count me in.

I thought I was a triple threat. Ugh

I went on a date here once. Avians!

I'll just strap him up. Wait

I'm in. Let's do this. [laughs]

I'm sure she's thinking the same thing. [PADDs chime]

I'm your mentor. [scoffs] Nice try

I've never been sent to the brig. [alert beeping]

If the drills aren't finished... Our scores aren't final!

Isn't that what you wanted? Yeah, but what if Ransom finds out I lied?

It is not a... Don't touch me!

It just wasn't fun. Hmm

It was an accident. We were just having fun.

It was exhausting. [door whooshes open]

it wasn't their fight

It worked! [laughs] Yeah, he just..

It'll mess you up. Damn it, the Nanobots.

It's altering his biomatrix! [distorted]: Whoa, whoa!

It's Boimler! How?

It's pretty cool, right? No, not cool.

Just gotta find the saloon..

Just stay calm. Yeah. Yeah. Uh...

Just you and me. All right, all right

Look at those phase inverters. I like mini Mariner

MALE: Aah! Oh, sorry!

Mariner, we kind of do have to find water soon. I know, yeah

MARINER: Hmm. [Boimler screams]

Mariner. What? I know

Maybe we just put it away. No, I have to finish this.

Mom! Beckett!

My friend was in trouble. You made a fool of yourself

No, I think we'll be okay

No, no, no, no, no. Oh, do we not talk about Bajor?

No, you're my sidekick from now on. I am not.

Not anymore. [door whooshes open]

Not enough famous admirals? There were,

Not you. This is Beckett Mariner

Now you have to start living like one, too. Oh, you mean,

Oh, God! Oh, God! No, no, no, no! [Mariner whoops]

Oh, he just dooplercated. Don't look at me!

Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? D'Vana?

Oh, no

Oh, no. I dooplercated!

Oh, they're with me

Oh, yes! RUTHERFORD: Ugh.

Oh, you go. No, no, no, you.

Oh! [all laugh]

Oh! Watch out! [grunts] Hot, hot, hot, hot. [growls]

Oh. [giggles] Ooh

Okay, yeah. An oldie but a goodie.

Okay. Well, then, it's an honor to m... [Pakleds shouting]

Okay. Works for me. Oh, great idea

Okey dokey

Old you never finished it, either. What do you mean?

on a station this big. But this is the best thing,

On behalf of the crew... [crew gasping]

On it

on the other side of the ship. Big time.

One is still active. What? Which one?

onto the Pakled vessel. Yes, Captain

Ooh, did Riker modify his uniform? What? No.

Ooh, that sounds so good. [sizzles]

Ooh, yes. Uh

Ooh! And the holodecks... Okay.

or not? What?

Or should I say, Ensign? [cheering]

Other ships may come to investigate

Out of my way, horse! [neighing]

out of Spacedock, damn it. Oh, I hear you.

Pakled! Oh, hi.

Pineapple or coffee? Both?

Proud? I'll only be proud once you take my place

proves you don't belong in the Redshirts. Hey.

Q is on the ship? Forget I said anything.

Really? Yes

Report. The Lapeerian sun

Right? AGIMUS: Tell you what

right? Fine.

Run! He's not kidding! Aah!

Rutherford! Hey!

Rutherford?! Hey, Tendi!

Seems pretty beat up. AGIMUS: Yes

SHAXS: This is ridiculous! RANSOM: Are you saying..

She is Captain Freeman! [Pakleds gasp]

She's my plus one

Shields holding at 80%

Shut up! [scoffs]

So am I! You used to be.

so I can get it fixed? Sorry, I can't

Some friend. [Mariner groans]

Sorry! Hey, we're not people!

squiggly line"? All right, clear out.

Stop moving around

Storage Bay Seven. I can't believe

stripping the ship. It would take the whole crew

Stupid targ! [targ squeals]

Such a great call. More trash for the rest of us.

survived that encounter. I concur

tall guy, big legs. Oh, my God, your hair.

TENDI: Sorry. COMPUTER: Fail.

Tendi! Ugh! Okay, we just got to find the right hypospray

Thank you so much! [yowls]

Thanks, Tendi. Let's never finish this one.

That doesn't matter. It's about to.

That is for a tribunal to decide. I'll kill you!

That job is mine! [whining, grumbling]

that traps you in this... MARINER: Yeah.

That's a great idea. Ow!

That's an affirmative, Captain. [thudding]

That's it! BOTH: Whoa!

That's like the most culturally insensitive [all shout]

That's new. Now, this outfit? Oof.

That's one of my faves

That's what I've been telling you

The captain literally wears the same thing, and she's... Right now

the name of I hide behind nothing!

The what? Sorry.

They failed. I will not.

They work for Starfleet. [Mariner grunts]

They'll be bringing on someone new

This area is being used for emergency Doopler holding. [babbling]

This is gonna be great. Sir

This is outrageous. Maybe we should go.

This prince remains dry! Yeah!

to end up in here after striking out

to get our scores up. It's too late.

Tyco City! My sister went to Tyco City Prep!

Ugh. Not my boyfriend.

Ugh. [grunts] [shrieks]

Uh huh. Carol, you're the closest

Uh, I'm not sure..

Uh, the Voyager D. Mm

Uh, they sleep in a hallway. Oh

Uh, uh... Ha! [shrieking]

Uh..

Um... The man is so emotionally fragile.

W What do you mean? Let's go visit

Wait, didn't you say you're from a vineyard? Uh...

Wait, what are we..

Wait, you did? Why?

Warp four. Aye aye, Captain!

Was I too late? No! I needed more time to warm up!

we figured you out, girl. You did?

We know. [Casey clears throat]

We think he's requesting asylum. GRUBDIN: No!

We'll pull some strings, get you out of it. Uh...

We've already done that. It goes by force of personality

Well, now you have. On what grounds?

What are we doing next? Crate stacking.

What do you mean? Oh, she's been bugging me to do

What happened? Don't worry about it. Get to work.

What is that? No way

What? But Captain,

What? This is not our fight

What? Come on. Come on. Faster. Kill me

What? No way. That's what the Redshirts do.

What's anomaly consolidation? You get to go around the ship

What's that good for? [chuckles]

when there is a reason to be embarrassed! [exclaiming]

which causes or tends to cause harm." It is in times of doubt...

Whoa! [crackling]

Why?! We're gonna keep doing this

Yeah, assuming you survived. What was that?

Yeah! Boom! Hold on

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, sir. [laughs]

Yes! Yes, please!

You aren't? So you are leaving?

You don't have to do sex! What?

You guys are really missing out! MARINER: Mm hmm

You guys heard about that? You're a legend. Listen,

You have a broken arm. It's fractured

You have to know where it is. Of course I do.

You know it! Cool!

You stranded yourself. [scoffs] What about on Axilus?

You sure this isn't a Lore? Meh, a couple might be Lores.

You will not be returning to Vulcan. Curious.

you wish you were still on the Titan. It was amazing.

You, uh, think that's a good idea? Hmm

You're [bleep] crazy! Mark!

You're alive! [grunts]

You're not on the list

You're still Samanthan Rutherford. Am I?

"Becky"? Oh, get over it, Malvus.

"Oh, I should be the one to go." Nah. I'm good to stay

[alarm blares] [gasps]

[alarm blaring] Ow! What the [bleep]?!

[all gasp] SHAXS: Oh.

[all gasp] This... this might be

[all grunt] MARINER: Mom,

[all grunt] MARINER: Shoot him

[applause] CASEY: Now,

[babbling] Ooh. Oh

[back cracks] [groans] Oh, wow.

[beeping] Hmm

[beeps] There.

[blowing] Ooh.

[Boimler groans] Shut up. Look

[Boimler screams] [alarm sounding]

[Boimler screams] [Mariner grunts] [tires screech]

[Boimler whimpers] Uh... [roaring]

[Boimler yells] [groans]

[Boimler yells] [Mariner groans]

[bone cracks] [groans] Ugh. Just?

[bone cracks] Oh, God, my hip!

[boots sputtering] [shouting]

[both crying out] [punches landing]

[both gasp] Whoa! You guys see that?

[both laugh] When are you back on duty?

[both sigh] What's got you so jumpy?

[both yell] Go!

[buzzes] Huh?

[bystanders screaming] [tires squealing]

[cackling] What are you

[chanting]: Lower Decks! Lower Decks! RUTHERFORD and TENDI: Ha ha!

[cheering, whooping] [groans]

[cheering] RUTHERFORD: The Cerritos, I love you!

[cheering] MAN: Yeah!

[cheering] Yeah!

[chittering] [roaring]

[choking] [laughing]

[chuckles] Is that right?

[chuckles] You okay? Yeah

[computer blipping] [opera playing]

[coughing] Boimler! Talk to me

[coughing] [groaning]

[cries out] [bones cracking]

[cries out] [zapping]

[Doopler grunts] [gasps]

[Dooplers exclaiming] [Freeman screams]

[door bangs open] ♪

[door whooshes open, shut] [Ransom and Shaxs sigh]

[door whooshes open, shut] Oh, hello.

[door whooshes open] Put those on my tab

[door whooshes shut] Oh, Rutherford, did you ever find out how Shaxs came back?

[drone beeps] Oh, God, get out of here. Stupid vacuum.

[excited chatter] TENDI: Oh, yeah! This rules!

[exclaiming] Run!

[exclaiming] That's even worse!

[explosions] [screaming]

[fanfare playing] [cheering] [chanting]: Rumdar! Rumdar!

[game chiming] Dabo!

[gasps] Fail.

[gasps] If I can navigate through the debris..

[gasps] Oh!

[gasps] [overlapping shouting]

[gasps] I won? [crowd cheering]

[gasps] Take my card.

[gasps] Thanks, Boimler! Mariner, no.

[groaning] [grunts]

[groaning] What up, Boimler? Need help with that door, buddy?

[groans] Uh, maybe I should lead the way.

[groans] Get Billups to put you back in the system.

[groans] Just great.

[growling] [Boimler gasps]

[growling] Shh!

[growls] [Mariner grunts]

[grumbling] Aw, son of a..

[grumbling] Oh, come on!

[grunting] Hey, hey!

[grunting] [Ransom groaning]

[grunting] [whooshing]

[grunts loudly] [shouts]

[grunts, sighs] Oh, come on, friends.

[grunts] COMPUTER [high pitched]: Ejecting warp core

[grunts] FREEMAN: Okay,

[grunts] I bet right now

[grunts] T'ANA: Holy [bleep]

[grunts] [crowd shouts]

[grunts] [gasps]

[grunts] Guards!

[grunts] Ow! [shouts]

[grunts] Please tell me he's alive!

[grunts] RANSOM: Ow!

[grunts] RANSOM: Uh, Captain?

[grunts] She's so happy.

[gulps] Nope, thank you.

[hissing, crackling] [crowd clamoring]

[horn honks] MARINER: Get out... What?

[indistinct chatter] [groans]

[Jet grunts] [alarm blares]

[laughing] What the hell is he doing?

[laughs] Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

[laughs] Whoa!

[laughs] [groaning]

[laughs] [indistinct chatter]

[laughs] Please deliver me to Dr. T'Ana so I...

[laughs] Die! [screams]

[laughs] Logical! [laughter]

[laughter, chatter] T'ANA: Do they know what "stacked" means?

[laughter] Come, M'ach

[laughter] "Logical"?

[loud bang] [cries out]

[loud banging] Aah!

[loud pounding] PAKLED: Get the saw!

[loud whooshing] [gasping]

[louder whirring] Ooh! Ha ha! Fine with me.

[lute playing] [gasps]

[Mariner and Tendi panting] False green! False green!

[Mariner gasps] [Tendi screams]

[Mariner groans] Oh! Aw. Aah!

[Mariner grunting] I can't stop

[Mariner grunting] [Boimler screams]

[Mariner laughing] TENDI: Whoa! Yeah!

[Mariner whimpers] TENDI: No, no, no, no, no!

[Mariner whoops] [bystanders screaming]

[metallic trilling] [groans]

[mewling] [groans] My arm!

[muffled screaming] Uh, hang tight, Tendi!

[music grows louder] Whoa.

[neighs] [grunts] Whoa! Aah!

[normal voice]: Ugh

[overlapping speeches] A ship that encounters no rough wind

[PADD beeps] Okey dokey!

[Pakled shouting] Stay back

[panting] [whirring]

[partygoers screaming] [Dooplers exclaiming]

[puppet squeaks] Tendi, target the hinge.

[Ransom grunts] [Tendi roars]

[Ransom screams] [Kayshon gasps]

[roaring] [buzzing]

[roaring] [crying out]

[roaring] [screaming]

[rumbling] [grunts]

[rumbling] [shouting]

[Rutherford grunts] [Tendi coughs]

[Rutherford panting] [Tendi grunts]

[screaming] Lieutenant Kayshon!

[screams] I'm glad you're feeling better.

[screams] Oh!

[screams] [Rutherford grunting]

[screams] Don't let go!

[screams] Grab it!

[screams] Shields at 30%! Red alert!

[screeches] Yikes.

[screeching, mewling] Get back here!

[shouts] Dude, my Mai Tai

[shouts] Don't do it, Bradward!

[shouts] Tendi, no!

[shrieks] No!

[sighs] [door chirps]

[sighs] From now on,

[sighs] You're right. Thank you.

[siren wailing] MARINER: Cool, the aviary.

[siren wailing] Ooh, crap, crap, crap.

[siren wailing] [horn honking]

[siren wailing] [screams]

[sizzles] Ow!

[sniffs] [grunts]

[snoring] [grunting]

[snoring] [grunts]

[sobs] You master

[sparking] [yelling, gasping]

[squeals] [screams]

[squeals] Ah..

[straining] [grunting]

[surprised gasps] Ah ah ah.

[Tendi continues laughing] [gasps] It's working

[Tendi gasps] [Jet grunts]

[Tendi laughing] [Boimler groans]

[Tendi roaring] [Boimler panting]

[Tendi roars] We got a scorpion here!

[tires screech] [Mariner and Boimler grunt]

[twig snaps] Ah!

[whirring growing louder] [both grunting]

[whirring grows louder] [screaming, gasping]

[whirring grows louder] Uh, that's a little high, don't you think?

[whispering]: Can it see us? I don't know. Just don't move.

[whooshing] Uh, what was that?

[yells, grunts] Ooh, so close

[yelps] COMPUTER: Access denied.

[zapping] [gasping]

94%. Again.

A gift? Yes, gift. Sorry.

a plate for you... [screams] [shouts]

♪ [both panting]

Ah, you know me so well

Ah! Ah!

Ah. [gasps]

Allergies. [normal voice]: Yeah, I'm allergic

and ingenuity down there. BOTH: Thank you, sir

and it does it automatically. Well, Apergosians have

and you guys do it another. Thanks, Mariner.

and... Hurry!

Are you okay? I didn't mean... I'm great.

Are you sick? [Boimler sighs]

Aw, guys, I... Oh, crap

because your bones are so weak

before it's too late! [grunts] [gasps]

Boimler! Ah

Borg Encounter. Uh, could you be

BOTH: A compromise! Compromise.

Brace for gluonic disruption. Gluonic what?!

Brains, right. It's our brains.

but it's too weak... [growling]

But not my killer serve. [laughs] [Billups laughs]

But what about them? [Tendi and Rutherford grunt]

But what was that nod? I don't know, I just thought

but... MARINER: Totally my fault.

Clearly, you should be the captain... Yeah.

Comms are blocked. We've got to get out of here! Now!

Computer, manual override. COMPUTER: Request denied.

COMPUTER: Mirror Universe Encounter. Mirror universe?

COMPUTER: No Pakled detected. What?

COMPUTER: User not recognized. Please, just anything!

Corridor 755. [grunts]

Cutting the strings. You don't have to write that down.

Damn! Damn!

Deck 15. Wait!

Did you check Boimler's bunk? [chuckles]

Drinks don't replicate themselves. Okay, okay, I'm going

eco friendly Ferengi. Really?

Eh, I don't like it. I guess I can live with that.

Ew, that is so messed up. What? I don't know. You guys

for your annual physical? Uh, I'm pretty busy

Fresh. Tangy

from the collector's ship. What?! On screen

Get her! [crowd clamoring]

Get them out of there. I can't, sir

Get your lousy hands off me. [Tendi gasps]

Girls' trip. TENDI: Girls' trip.

Great job, everyone. That's a wrap. [quiet whimpering]

Ha ha ha. Shut up, Honus! Yeah, right, okay, man

Ha ha! Pay up

He does art forgeries. Uh, and he's hot?

He is not! Here's those PADDs, sir.

He might be able to help us out. Uh, okay.

He's not supposed to like her. Tendi?

Help! Help! Help! Crabs

Hey! Migleemo! Yeah?

Hey! What'd I say about... Whoa! [grunts]

Hi! Aah! Run!

Hi. I'm Tendi. We're friends. Nice to meet you.

His heart

Hmm

Hmm, this could work to our advantage. Oh

Hmm. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Holy crap, who are you right now? It's an Orion thing.

How dare you! Hey! No fighting.

Huh? All right, works for me

I am a little worried about the fumes in here though. [coughs]

I can swim all night. Great.

I can't tell you when I'm... [yells]

I could go higher. [beeping]

I don't know. We're Lower Decks.

I know you got, like, a shared history and stuff... Oh, man, so much to tell you

I mean, it works for me. [sighs]

I say go for it. [Ransom clears throat]

I think I'm clean! Yeah, I'm good!

I thought we were partners. RANSOM: Lies.

I told you to stand down. You stand down. Uh...

I'm late for my date. But your brain!

I'm losing him

I'm with the hunk. You don't get a vote.

I've got him. TENDI: Guys!

If I do have this LSD thing... SMD.

in the factor of five, six, seven..

In the Nexus, it's always Christmas. [screams]

into the belly of the beast. Quiet. I've got a safer plan.

is finally gonna pay off. [both laugh]

Is she an imposter? Shut up and do your job!

It doesn't. Paris is on a handshake tour,

It was just a mistake. I don't get

it was like you were a ninja. ...might catch the tricorder..

it's just a serial number. Ah

It's like, old, right? Yeah, I I guess you're right.

it's no "beast at Tanagra." [chuckles]: Oh!

It's too late. Hide

Just a little? [gasps] Mariner!

Just keep Borging! I'm on it.

Keep cutting! [grunts]

kept me up half the night. Oh, I know.

Latinum! [Nausicaans growl]

Let's move

Like on the D? Exactly

Like what? Oh, an old model sailing ship,

Man, Patingi rules

MARINER: Hey, Armus! Shut up, shut up. [others laugh]

MARINER: I've got him. JET: No,

MARINER: Mugato stampede! Take cover!

Mm, maybe just a quick girls' peek. Girls' peek!

Mm. Dude, I'm talking

more assertive, I just... Okay, okay, whatever.

Mr

Mugato dung

No, help me build. Don't listen to him.

No, no, no. Not at all. I... Because that is

No! Power down weapons. But Captain!

No. [yelling]

Nope

Not even Boimler would... Shh. He's gone.

Not for me! This is my favorite!

Not the plate! [cackling]

Not the post! [screams]

not to see it. Wait.

notice. It's the face!

Nuh uh, not just the two of us. Well, shoot, girl.

Of course you do. The capital city is filthy.

of her past lives in her head? Meh.

Oh

Oh, crap. D'Vana, what is this?

Oh, I hear you. [metal clanging]

Oh, I thought you just..

Oh, man, it's just gallery after gallery. We need to get

Oh, my gosh, that sounds awesome! It was.

Oh, stop being such a... [nearby trilling]

Oh, that's nice. Which one? I hate pears again.

Oh, you're the best, Patingi! I know.

Oh. TENDI: What,

Oh. I'll let you all catch up

On it. Uh, technically,

on Lieutenant Kayshon. No, no, no, no

on one of their own ships. Yeah.

One occupant. Hail them.

Or he was trapped in the Nexus. Nexus, time ribbon, same thing.

Our skin! Our brains.

ours. What? That's not possible

Out of my way. Hey! Let's go.

Photon torpedoes locked and ready. Fire!

Really? Yeah.

Requesting transport. Could be a Pakled trap

Resistance is futile. Mirror, mirror, mirror.

RIKER [over radio]: Boimler? [grunts]

RIKER: Riker to away team. Go ahead

Rutherford, Tendi

RUTHERFORD: Huh? TENDI: Whoa.

Rutherford. Sir.

See? I'm like one of their own

Shaxs is alive? Yeah, guess so.

She lacks your vision. [sighs]

Stand down, Mariner. You stand down.

Take a shot. [Tendi sighs]

talking to... [grunts] You'll do what I tell you to do,

Tendi, what are you doing?! Sorry to interrupt,

TENDI: More like a puddle of [bleep]. [others laughing]

TENDI: Not really. Cousin?

Thank you, Doctor. But this isn't your patient,

That guy's so full of it. Yeah, right?

That's a compromise! Oh, boy.

the alarm. But our orders are to avoid...

Then give me your brain! No!

these Cali class engines can purr. Of course.

They keep showing me lights. No, I am still mad at you.

This can't be happening! Well, maybe she won't

to do for abandoning me

to that mustache? It is thinning. [sighs]

Tom Paris! A Kazon!

Uh, no, nothing here. Okay, good

Uh, the what now? The black mountain

Uh... It was no transporter accident.

Uh... Uh..

Unauthorized personnel. [groans] Let me through!

Unknown. Zinda, his eyes red.

Wait

Want some? Sure

was your appetite. [laughter]

We just did a mission on a collector's ship

We two? I I don't know, this isn't really my..

We're both about to lose! Why is that good?

We're gonna drown. Come on, come on

Well, I'm not into that. But don't worry, I have a plan.

Well, now you're just showing off. You don't know me at all.

Well, you don't know me. Hey! You don't have allergies!

What are you doing here!? You're supposed to be on the Titan!

What are you doing? Buckle up, D'Vana.

What can I get you, Mariner? Three of the same.

What do we do?! I don't know! Where's Shaxs?!

What up?! BOTH: Ah!

What? It's not a statue.

What? No, shut up! No, no, no! Mariner?

What?! So, was the Titan

What?! We saw it, Mariner.

What's up? Check this out.

Who to do with what? [both scream]

Whoa! Oh, yeah

Whoa! Yeah, go get 'em

Whoa! Whoa! Rutherford!

Whoa. Whoa.

Why not? That position is filled.

Why the hell not? There's some sort

with the ship. FREEMAN: What?

Wow, how unique! Whatever.

Wow, what a rush. [all but Boimler laughing]

Wow! Dr. T'Ana, I'm honored! Ah, don't be.

Yeah, what do you do? Uh, yoga.

Yeah, who messes with ketchup? [gasps]

Yeah! [chanting]: Dom jot! Dom jot!

Yes! Really?

Yes. Yes! [both grunting]

Yo, Jack, do me a solid

You always this fun? We're on the clock.

You aren't even hiding it?! Section 31!

You did good. Go boldly out there, mate

You gonna finish that muffin? But how?

You know, since you're talking to a plate. [grunts]

You must've moved something. What?!

You'll never escape! Right?

🎵 [grunting]

..

...an engineer

...guacamole

'Cause he's tall. You know what they say:

'cause I'm your captain

'Cause, like, his clone's here. We'll see him every day

"Avoid death, and cower

"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war

"D'Vana"? Is that some other weird title you've got?

"Ensign Boimler, report for reassignment

"Field distortion amplifier 88."

"Gre'thor Paradise."

"instinct."

"It is my honor, Captain."

"It'll be so quiet," he says.

"Kahless' fornication helmet."

"Karno, in the forest with... Mira."

"Kimarnt, her head cloudy"?

"Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end

"Poisonous, carnivorous, strength of ten men."

"Shield emitters equal sign

"Steal the Cerritos from spacedock

"Temba, his arms open." [sighs]

"The Crystalline Entity" is drill number 89.

"Working with you"?

"Zinda, his eyes red!"

[alarm blaring]

[alarm sounding]

[alarm sounding]

[alarm wailing]

[alert blaring]

[all breathing heavily]

[all clamoring]

[all clamoring]

[all exhale]

[all gasp]

[all grumbling]

[all grunt]

[all grunt]

[all grunt]

[all grunt]

[all grunting, roaring]

[all grunting]

[all grunting]

[all laugh]

[all laugh]

[all scream]

[all screaming]

[all shivering]

[all sigh]

[all sigh]

[babbles]

[beep]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeps]

[belches]

[bellows deeply]

[Billups muttering]

[birds chirping]

[birds squawking]

[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] you [bleep] face!

[bleep] it. I'm gonna blast him.

[bleep] They have giant hearts, so many backup organs

[Boimler and Rutherford groaning]

[Boimler gasps]

[Boimler groaning]

[Boimler groans]

[Boimler grunting, straining]

[Boimler grunts, creature growls]

[Boimler grunts]

[Boimler grunts]

[Boimler grunts]

[Boimler panting]

[Boimler screams]

[Boimler screams]

[Boimler sighs]

[Boimler whooping]

[both crying out]

[both crying out]

[both grunt]

[both grunt]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both gulping and groaning]

[both laugh]

[both panting, gasping]

[both panting]

[both scream]

[both scream]

[both screaming]

[both shouting]

[both sigh]

[both whimpering]

[both yelling]

[both yelling]

[breathes deeply]

[breathes deeply]

[breathes deeply]

[breathing heavily]

[British accent]: Ain't weaponizing Varuvian ore

[buzzer blares]

[buzzing, crackling]

[cackles]

[cackles]

[cackling echoes]

[cackling]

[cackling]

[chanting]:

[chanting]: Billups! Billups! Billups!

[cheeping excitedly]

[cheeping]

[cheering, whooping]

[cheering, whooping]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Can't believe the captain has a transporter clone.

[chuckles] Ended up right here

[chuckles] Honestly, we could've bypassed

[chuckles] I can assure you, we did no such thing

[chuckles] I'll tell sickbay to brace for hangovers

[chuckles] Kinda tickles.

[chuckles] Rumdar is, uh, in the bathroom.

[chuckles] Those terrorists tried to use it to blow up Starbase 58.

[chuckles] Uh, no, not a good look.

[chuckles]: Anomaly duty? No sweat.

[chuckles]: Badass like Riker,

[chuckles]: Hey, you made it.

[chuckles]: I can be a hands off captain

[chuckles]: No, too late. You're my number one now.

[chuckles]: Oh, Rumdar, you truly are a master spy

[chuckles]: Oh, uh, Ensign Casey. Hi.

[chuckles]: Oh, uh, uh...

[chuckles]: Oh, you're gonna love this.

[chuckles]: Okona. How are you?

[chuckles]: Thank you. The Redshirts gave me a makeover.

[chuckles]: We can't have two captains.

[chuckles]: Well, I don't know about that

[chuckles]: Yes! Thank you.

[chuckles]: You're not. You are Brad Boimler.

[chuckling]: Oh, the Cerritos?

[chuckling]: Oh. Oh, you almost got me.

[clapping]

[clears throat] Long live the Empire.

[clears throat] Well, I'm sure that's true.

[clicking tongue] Mm mm mm

[crackling]

[creaking]

[cries out, grunts]

[cries]

[crowd clamoring]

[crying out]

[crying out]

[crying]: Just go.

[dance music playing]

[dance music playing]

[deep whirring]

[device trilling]

[device trilling]

[dialogue inaudible]

[ding, rapid whirring]

[distorted]: So Ensign Genius over here

[distortion breaks up scream]

[Dooplers exclaiming]

[Dooplers exclaiming]

[Dooplers exclaiming]

[Dooplers exclaiming]

[Dooplers grunting]

[Dooplers shouting]

[door whooshes open]

[doors opening, closing]

[echoing voice]: Now unhand me

[echoing]: Do you?!

[electrical humming]

[electronic whirring]

[exclaiming]

[exclaiming]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales] Ah, my plate. Okay.

[exhales] Almost to the bridge. Don't worry, plate.

[exhales] Come on. Focus.

[exhales] I need to learn to blow something brass

[exhales] It really was

[exhales] Lieutenant Kayshon is an accomplished officer.

[exhales] Thanks for saving my ass back there.

[exhales] That was fast. Permission granted

[exhales] Yes.

[exhales] You got this, Boims?

[fading]: ...the surviving father makes you eat your heart...

[fanfare playing]

[fanfare playing]

[fanfare sounds]

[fierce yelling]

[fierce yelling]

[Freeman clears throat]

[Freeman screams]

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps] Acting captain? Like, l like on the bridge?

[gasps] All right, undercover op.

[gasps] Biceps.

[gasps] Cap'n! Cap'n! I drew the banners!

[gasps] Captain Kirk drank here?

[gasps] Ensign?

[gasps] Klingon disruptors.

[gasps] Mariner? Mariner?

[gasps] Maybe that's why it's off limits

[gasps] No, she won't.

[gasps] Ooh, it comes with an Ezri and a Jadzia.

[gasps] Rutherford, I... I can't

[gasps] That number

[gasps] The rubber ducky room?

[gasps] What's in those hyposprays?

[gasps] Whoa, is that a Retroovian flask?

[gasps] Whoa, this is so cool!

[gasps] You're right.

[gasps] You're right. Just to be safe, I'll call

[glass clinking]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning] It's easy to become a god.

[groans loudly]

[groans weakly]

[groans, grunts]

[groans, pants]

[groans, screams]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans] Aw.

[groans] Damage report?

[groans] Damn it.

[groans] Hmm

[groans] Huh?

[groans] I can do better

[groans] I can't let it go.

[groans] I wish I served on a ship

[groans] I'm "with the captain" today.

[groans] I'm okay. It's just a fracture.

[groans] It tastes like black licorice, too?!

[groans] Look, all I meant was that

[groans] Mom, hit that head with everything you've got.

[groans] Personal log. [sniffles]

[groans] Still alive.

[groans] Tendi, this stuff is eating my fingerprints.

[groans] They're not letting me in.

[groans] This is Dorg

[groans] This was supposed to be my chance

[groans] Uh..

[groans] Well, it has to!

[groans] What are you doing?

[growling, roaring]

[growling, sniffing]

[growling]

[growls in frustration]

[growls, grunts]

[growls]

[growls] Cheater!

[grumbles] Force of habit.

[grunting, growling]

[grunting, panting]

[grunting, sniffles]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting] I got it.

[grunting] Ow, ow, ow!

[grunts, groans]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts] Come here!

[grunts] Don't worry about it.

[grunts] Got another old disintegrator here.

[grunts] Help! Aah! Ow! Bad horse

[grunts] Huh? Where's Billups?

[grunts] I'm sorry I can't finish the model.

[grunts] I've got to stop Billups from doing the do!

[grunts] I've never been treated like this in my entire life

[grunts] Just break the rules

[grunts] Not now, not now!

[grunts] Remove this.

[grunts] Target their weapons!

[grunts] There, this should buy us some time.

[grunts] We can forget about the party, because guess what.

[grunts] What? But the temporal black hole...

[grunts] You think I had time

[grunts] You, madam,

[grunts] You're just mad because I'm finally catching up to you

[hardcore Klingon music playing]

[high pitched]: Thank you. I could feel myself

[hisses]

[hissing]

[humming]

[humming]

[humming]

[hushed chatter]

[Hyde sighs]

[imitating mugato noises]

[imitating mugato noises]

[imitating pirate]: Arr, how ye be doing today, me fellow Orion?

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct shouting]

[Jet grunts]

[kick lands]

[Klingon punk music playing]

[laughing, whooping]

[laughing]

[laughing]: It's Ensign Boimler. Come on.

[laughing]: Oh, no.

[laughing]: Yeah.

[laughs breathlessly]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] Appreciate that, baby

[laughs] Are you kidding me?

[laughs] Buddy, we're not even near the nav console.

[laughs] Even cowards and fools have their uses.

[laughs] Ew.

[laughs] Get him out of here

[laughs] I'm turning down the promotion

[laughs] No, to hang out!

[laughs] Wait, are you being serious?

[laughs] Which is exactly why the Federation

[laughs] Yeah, I I guess there's just gonna be times

[laughs] Yes, the honor is palpable

[laughs] Yes!

[laughs] You're not the first two

[laughs]: What? Ew, no! What?

[laughter, overlapping chatter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[male breathing heavily]

[man imitates weapons firing]

[man imitates weapons firing]

[man imitates weapons firing]

[man imitates weapons firing]

[man imitates weapons firing]

[man imitates weapons firing]

[man imitates weapons firing]

[man imitates weapons firing]

[man imitates weapons firing]

[man imitates weapons firing]

[Mariner and Boimler laugh]

[Mariner and Boimler scream]

[Mariner and Rutherford scream]

[Mariner and Rutherford sigh]

[Mariner and Tendi grunt]

[Mariner crying out]

[Mariner groans]

[Mariner groans]

[Mariner groans]

[Mariner grunts]

[Mariner pants, Boimler groans]

[Mariner screams, grunts]

[Mariner whoops]

[metallic trilling]

[metallic trilling]

[metallic trilling]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[muffled grunting]

[muffled]: where you have to fight

[mugato sniffing]

[mugatos grunting, moaning]

[muttering]: That's fine. I...

[nearby trilling]

[neighs loudly]

[others continue chanting]

[overlapping arguing]

[overlapping computer chatter]

[pained groaning]

[Pakleds cheer, snarl]

[Pakleds grunting]

[Pakleds screaming]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting] Computer, big bowl of beans,

[panting] Get out of here. Get out of here. Get, get

[panting] Tendi,

[panting] Was I too much trouble?

[panting] What happened?

[pants, shouts]

[Patingi imitating mugato noises]

[people whimpering]

[playing repetitious melody]

[pounding continues]

[pounding, grunting]

[purring, meows]

[purring]

[quietly]: Quick. In there

[Ransom groans]

[Ransom roaring]

[retches]

[retches] I barfed up bubble bath.

[roaring]

[roaring]

[roaring]

[roars]

[rolls "R"]: Rouse them.

[rumbling]

[Rutherford and Tendi grunting]

[Rutherford gasps]

[Rutherford grunts]

[sadly]: The Cerritos is ready for warp, Captain

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs] An Orion? She will use her pheromones to cheat us.

[scoffs] Bathroom.

[scoffs] I'm done listening to youse.

[scoffs] You are always trying to change me.

[scoffs] You think Riker did that?

[scooter beeping]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screams, gasps]

[screams, grunts]

[screams, grunts]

[screams, moaning]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams] Inorganic matter compactor!

[screams] Is that Tendi?

[screams] Oh.

[screeching]

[Shari screaming]

[Shaxs grunting]

[Shaxs grunts]

[shouting, groaning]

[shouting]

[shouting]

[shouting]

[shouts]

[shouts]

[shouts]

[shouts]

[shouts] I'm gonna die

[shrieks]

[shrieks] Get her!

[shushes] Easy, mates. You're safe with me.

[sighs, groans]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] And it's a big one.

[sighs] Dr. T'Ana, I'm so sorry,

[sighs] Fine. Mariner, could you grab me some more PADDs?

[sighs] He's right.

[sighs] Huh?

[sighs] I get it, you're still upset.

[sighs] I have to reason with him.

[sighs] I need more options.

[sighs] I'm sorry I left for the Titan the way I did

[sighs] Ignoring protocol

[sighs] It hurts me to say this, but...

[sighs] Look, he's throwing out

[sighs] Man, am I going to miss those nacelles

[sighs] Maybe just a trim?

[sighs] Mmm.

[sighs] Nothing ruins breakfast like a work assignment.

[sighs] There's a team

[sighs] This is how I die.

[sighs] What are you gonna tell the doc?

[sighs] Yep, I could get used to this easy life.

[sighs] You know, it's been so long since I've been an ensign,

[singsongy]: Thanks, Jack!

[singsongy]: to get a head.

[siren wailing]

[siren wails]

[slurping]

[slurring]: Oh, thank you, Jack.

[snarls]

[snickers] Okay, Commander Protocol.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[sniffles]

[sniffling]

[sniffling] You're right.

[sniffs]

[sniffs] Oh, I still smell

[snores]

[snoring]

[sobbing]

[squawking]

[squeaking]

[squealing]

[stammers] They've been warping around the quadrant

[stammers] You guys didn't have to pretend

[Stevens gasps]

[straining]

[strains]

[sucks in air] Oh, no.

[Tendi and Boimler laugh]

[Tendi and Rutherford scream]

[Tendi chuckles]

[Tendi grunting]

[Tendi grunts]

[Tendi laughing]

[through clenched teeth]: I could do this all day!

[thunder rumbling]

[tires screeching]

[tires screeching]

[tires squeal]

[tires squealing]

[trilling]

[trilling]

[trilling]

[trilling]

[under breath]: Yeah, right, I bet you dream about me

[unintelligible victory cry]

[weapons firing]

[wheezes]

[whimpering]

[whimpering]

[whimpering]

[whimpering]

[whimpers, coughs] You were right.

[whimpers]

[whimpers]

[whimpers] Don't go down the stairs!

[whimpers] Mariner, are you seeing this?

[whimpers] Yeah. Uh huh. Uh huh.

[whirring stops]

[whoops] We could do this all day, lady!

[whooshing]

[yawns] I'm so zonked.

[yelling]

[yells]

[yells]

[yelps] Fine. You want to play it that way, Cerritos?

[yowling]

[yowls] Where the hell are you, Ensign?

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