The Dukes of Hazzard - Season 1 Edit

A bunch of other cars showed up, too. So y'all be careful.

A fat man in a red suit, driving reindeer

A game?

A job. This was onIy temporary.

A trip to see The Lawrence WeIk Show

About nearly getting caught in a police raid.

ActuaIIy think there's a music conspiracy ring right here in Hazzard?

After 30 years as a fairly honest lawman...

After a gut busting laugh, cranked up and cut out.

After aII, if a man don't grow, he dies.

After all, they were his slot machines.

Again? I got other things to do, you know.

AII right, boys. Raise them high, and don't turn around.

AII the cIubs are going great.

Ain't they smooth? You ought to see them at a shindig.

Ain't this fun?

Ain't we been trying to get them on something? Bo, Luke, Daisy.

Ain't you gIad we ain't in the big city where Iife gets compIicated?

Ain't you gonna see what he did with your car?

AIthough, it does keep her hands busy.

All the elite go there.

Although he's well read, he's rough as a mouthful of bark when he's riled.

Although they had another car..

And $50 in nickeI tips ain't easy to come by.

And about two years left in office to grab all he could.

And after aII these years of writing songs...

And aII he sees is fertiIizer?

And Boss didn't get in the syndicate.: no record plant.

And Boss has a gift of graft.

And Crazy Cooter covered 421.

And Daisy is famiIy.

And Daisy's got $50 Iess than she had before.

And don't go seIIing them at a profit.

And even portable prostitution in two cruising RV campers.

And following them into one was like chasing a boar into the bushes.

And for all you folks ignorant of good music...

And GeneraI Lee.

And he's very religious

And hit all the civic and fraternal clubs.

And how many times have you said to me, ''We wiII, UncIe Jesse.''

And I know where and I know when.

And I sent my song in, and I got this Ietter back saying it was pubIished.

And I want to be a star.

And I want to be a star.

And I'II make sure I keep him somewhere eIse.

And I'm gonna fight anything or anybody that poIIutes the weII where I drink.

And Iots of other peopIe Iike you...

And it won't.

And knows the words to all of Dolly Parton's songs.

And made gambling respectable in Hazzard County.

And me having to think a way out.

And me with this basketfuI of Iemonade and chitIin sandwiches.

And now we're chasing the Sheriff's car.

And now you've come back to save the oId homestead.

And once again, here come the law.

And passing a Iaw didn't change the famiIy ways.

And send them back to prison

And so it turned out, everybody was following everybody else...

And strengthens your arms.

And stuck in the sIammer today of aII days.

And that was Jessi Colter's latest on the Big 40 Country Hits AIbum

And that was wrong.

And that's the legend of Daisy's song.

And the bank turns up missing.

And the FBl didn't get their man.: no evidence.

And the onIy time I get scared is when you get smug.

And the reputation of being the oldest virgin in Hazzard County.

And their annual turkey shoot.

And then I'm gonna arrest them for possession of iIIegaI gambIing devices.

And then that siIIy dude wants me to go to the No TeII MoteI with him

And this is my Donna Fargo.

And this time, boys, get it right.

And took 30% right off the top.

And turned it into a studio and a record pressing pIant.

And what do you do? You get her throwed in jaiI.

And whiIe you're Ietting those prisoners escape...

And who should be the boss, but old Boss Hogg himself

And whoever that is.

And why did he get rid of it when the poIice showed up?

And with aII these singers getting rich, imitating peopIe who are dead...

And you best be going.

And you can have those biggies down there, too.

And you'd date a crane. No meat.

Another good thing about Hazzard County.:

Any change?

Any man ornery enough to steaI another person's dreams...

Anybody that dumb has got to work for Starr.

Anybody'd stop for that.

Are thick as thieves. 'Cause they are thieves.

Are you going to the orphanage picnic on Saturday?

Are you having troubIe, IittIe Iady?

Are you two sure you got everything straight?

As you two boys are Ioading them there machines on that there truck.

Baby, I'II make you a singing star without even hearing you.

Baby, this is gonna be.... Where are you going?

Bait, to get everybody outside.

Bait, to get everybody outside.

Bands, groupies, whatever.

Because beIieve it or not...

Because facing a goriIIa with two guns is easier than facing Jesse. Let's go.

Because he's gonna unIoad some sIot machines off a fertiIizer truck

Because I'm gonna hit them Duke boys where they Iive.

Because making whiskey was a famiIy tradition...

Because the Dukes revenge on property, not peopIe.

BeIieve me, honey, I'm not gonna do it again.

Besides, we figured peopIe had a right to know who saved the orphanage.

Bet you all ain't never seen a jailbreak like this.

Better check it out. Make sure a shotgun ain't hidden there.

Better not hit too hard or the whoIe orphanage is gonna faII in.

Bo and Luke always have breakfast with Jesse, except on Saturdays...

Bo and Luke Duke?

Bo and Luke ignored the bars and roadhouses...

Bo and Luke laid it out for them.

Bo, may I ask you something seriousIy?

Bo, this project is very serious to me.

Bo, why did you step in Iike that? I'm gonna get charged for two beers.

Bo, you drive Iike my fanny whips appIe butter.

Bo's aIways bragging on me.

Boss eats at the Boars Nest because his wife Lulu is a lousy cook

Boss has been chased by everything, from revenuers to bloodhounds...

Boss Hogg runs Rosco

Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg was born on the dirt floor of a sharecropper's shack.

Boss usually has coffee and raw liver.

Boss, beIieve me...

Boss, I think the reason that was...

Boss, Iisten, I don't think I'm getting enough rake off on them sIot machines.

Boss, it's a raid!

Boss, them sIot machines is coming in today.

Boy, he's anxious to get even.

Boy, it must! I just started, and it's just cost me $50.

Boy! JaiI cooking reaIIy puts on the weight, don't it?

Breaker One, I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb

Burt ReynoIds never seemed to get Iost.

But he aIready knows what we Iook Iike.

But he dumped some evidence on these two confederates...

But he's cIean ruthIess.

But I aIways think that the worId ticks on my scheduIe and then....

But I aIways think that the worId ticks on my scheduIe and then....

But I just don't have time for your cute country shucking and jiving right now.

But I never heard of them using guns to keep you out.

But I'm the Sheriff. I'm supposed to know these things

But if it hadn't been for him, we couIdn't even begin.

But it's just as wrong for you to steaI them and make money.

But Lester Starr said that she

But remember, these dudes are very nervous about the Iaw.

But sometimes, they really made him wonder why.

But that ain't the whole story.

But that's exactIy what's gonna get those machines back.

But the onIy thing you've done to get back those sIot machines...

But y'aII be carefuI now.

But you better be abIe to sing Iike a bird or we're aII dead ducks!

But you gotta remember, boys...

But you'd sound a Iot Iike Jessi if you pIayed him a Jessi CoIter tape.

Can we keep those sIots if I show you that aII gambIing ain't bad?

Can you imagine the Iook on Rosco's face when he opens up that fertiIizer truck

Can't be bought.

Can't do that.

Caught Iike poor trash in a poIice raid!

Come back, Daisy! Good God, Daisy!

Come on in, feIIas. Come in.

Come on, I'II bet this Mr. Starr just made an oversight.

Come on, Iight, you son of a gun.

Come on, it's Ieft!

Come on, mister.

Come on, now. You don't want to miss the fun.

Come on, you'II have to go with us. Get out of that car!

Come on.

Come on.

Cooter Davenport. You ain't got the sense the good Lord promised a turkey.

Cooter, Daisy's in troubIe.

Cooter, do you reaIize what it's gonna take to straighten aII this out?

Correct me if I'm wrong, Rosco...

CouId we have them? We need some new carpeting bad

Crazy Cooter coming at you. Anybody home on the Hazzard net?

Crazy Cooter taIking. Turkey coming right down my aIIey.

Crazy Cooter taIking. Turkey coming right down my aIIey.

Daisy can cause more trouble than a brand new baby.

Daisy Duke is Bo and Luke's cousin.

Daisy Duke!

Daisy's the hope of the whoIe cIan.

Damn

Damn. Why didn't you teII me that?

Deacon Lyle Perkins lives one farm over from the Morrow place.

Deserves everything he gets.

Did Starr say anything about where the studio is?

Did the poIice get your car back?

Did you ever know us to mess with gambIing?

Did you have a pIeasant trip down?

Didn't Starr hire himseIf some rookie hoods?

Do you mind waiting tiII this is over.

Dobro Doolin staked out on the interchange.

Dodie.

Don't put my business out on the streets.

Don't stand there. Go get her.

Don't stand there. Go get her. You, too.

Don't you worry about it, 'cause I'II teII you something.

Dreams, that's what it's aII about. And they're hard to come by.

Dumb Cooter Davenport.

Dumb Cooter? You're the one that Ioaned your car to him.

Early next morning, everybody was ready for a big day.

End of transaction. Now get out of here. I'm very busy.

EngIish

EngIish

Enos had a crush on Daisy.

Enos here heIped

Enos, what's wrong with you?

Enos, your daddy ran moonshine. So did ours.

Enough.

Escorting Luke to Daisy's cell was Deputy Enos Strate.

Even if it isn't for reaI.

Even if the city cops do spot his license number, it don't matter none.

Ever notice how country boys stick out...

Everybody seemed to be following everybody, and nobody knew anybody.

Excuse me. Do you have a IittIe girIs' room around here?

Face up.

Fifty years before the Declaration of lndependence.

First of aII, I'd Iike to thank you for coming to hear me.

FoIIow that car!

Followed by Bo and Luke...

For 200 years...

For instance, the Hazzard Ladies'Auxiliary needed money for a door prize...

For my first song, I'd Iike to sing for you..

For one day, I'II be a star.

For taking all the credit for saving the orphanage.

For that fertilizer truck to get by..

For the two weeks I've been back, I've fought the rotten county poIitics...

For the wrong reason.

Fresh air. And inside this studio...

From the British to the Confederacy to the U.S. Government to stay in it...

From there, things went downhill. But everybody has a talent.

From who, you jackass?

Funny.

GambIing's a vice. How are you gonna tax vice?

Gee, I knew it was tough to get into show business.

General Lee was their racing car. They built him from the wheels up.

General Lee, General Robert E. Lee, this here is old Crazy Cooter

Get on your CB and put a spot on them. They may be monitoring us.

Get your cotton picking paws off.

Go on, get out of here.

God, and us on probation.

Going down the road to the farm about a half hour ago.

Good Iuck, feIIows

Good to see you. I guess you want me to hear your song, right?

Good. TeII me something.

Hang in there

Hang on, cousin.

HazeI, honey, I know I'm a pest, but that Iight's not working.

He always does.

He and the boys grew up together.

He found them.

He got a rake off from moonshine, contraband...

He impounded mine. Seemed onIy fair to take his.

He just thinks he's this big shot gangster...

He spotted the limo and the Uncle Sam Smokey...

He was panting so hard my ear got wet.

He'd rather starve.

He's gonna make me queen of the pirates.

He's got a mustache.

He's got it.

He's my heIper.

He's slick on the dance floor, too.

He's so crooked, he makes you Iook straight.

HeIIo, bandit.

Here she is now. Come in here, sweetheart.

Hey, again.

Hey, Bo! What say, Luke!

Hey, Boss. You here, too? WeIcome to Hazzard County, gentIemen.

Hey, don't you forget we got pIans Iater.

Hey, dude, sit down. You got me to mess with.

Hey, everybody, Iisten! It's my song!

Hey, feIIa. You ever considered a career in Iaw enforcement?

Hey, Iead foot. How are you doing, Farrah Fawcett?

Hey, Iook here now.

Hey, kids, now don't be....

Hey, Luke, ain't it wonderfuI what hormones can do?

Hey, Luke. What say, Bo.

Hey, Mr. Dobro. You aII in for a IittIe fun? We got our cars.

Hey, my name is Daisy

Hey, my name is Daisy.

Hey, what are you guys.... Where's Jojo?

Hi, feIIas.

Hi, guys.

His word is law...

Hit it.

HoId it. Now, Enos, you can teII me

HoId on.

HoIy cats!

Honey, after going with you, this was a step up in the worId

Hot damn. I wish those Duke boys were on my side.

How am I doing?

How can we ever thank you for aII that you've done!

How did you get to be so wise?

How do you pIan to do that?

How many times have I said to you, ''Boys, Iook out for Daisy''?

I appreciate the money, reaIIy.

I better Iet y'aII visit. No tricks now, okay.

I brought you these change of cIothes to cheer you up...

I can read.

I decided to puII a switch and sound Iike peopIe who are aIive.

I do Iike a woman saIty.

I don't know him.

I don't know what amateurs Iike Bo and Luke Duke are doing.

I don't know why...

I don't know.

I don't wanna see anything but hind ends and eIbows...

I don't want to see your faces around here again.

I ever teII you what a treat it is working with your keen mind?

I got a tin ear for music.

I got me three medaIs in two wars...

I got them.

I got you. This time I've got you.

I had you aII wrong about the sIot machines.

I happen to know that those boys are bringing in two broken sIot machines...

I hate kids.

I haven't seen you since you ran off to coIIege.

I hear they just about naiIed him in a raid yesterday, but somebody bIew it.

I Iike the FBI. They got a good TV show.

I Iove your shortcut. Cute.

I just can't beIieve it.

I just don't Iike being sent home with my taiI tucked.

I just don't understand you.

I knew it. It is my money you're after. Everybody said it was my body.

I know miIIions of girIs are aIways dropping in here...

I know that them songs has been a Iong time dream of yours.

I know we promised not to teII, but she drug it out of us.

I know you got two of them. I can see that.

I mean, I got a Iot of expenses, with the eIection and it's....

I never thought about that. We'II think of something.

I read you, Cooter.

I reaIIy appreciate everything that you've done.

I reckon I've never wanted to see anything that bad.

I sent it to this music pubIisher, and now Jessi CoIter is singing it!

I sure don't want nothing Iike that happening...

I sure hope it works.

I sure hope MabeI got that message.

I sure wish there was some other way.

I swear, I'II do anything to get you to Iisten to my tape.

I swear, if women were birds, you'd probabIy date a buzzard.

I teII you, the FBI had pictures of the guys they were after.

I think I'm tired of you aIways getting us into troubIe...

I think you did weII and Iost them.

I think you made the right move.

I toId you not to Iend Cooter your car.

I used it to run the Sheriff off the road to make him mad. When he jumped out

I want those sIot machines.

I want those sIot machines. They've been missing three days.

I was here fighting that same rotten system every day.

I was just teIIing the boys you've got to make sure...

I wiII, son. I wiII. When I get enough evidence.

I wiII.

I wish those Duke boys were on my side.

I'd be very unpopuIar if you did.

I'd have Enos read you your rights, but you ain't got any...

I'd Iove to thank him.

I'd Iove to. But I've gotta get myseIf to work. I'm gonna be Iate.

I'd say it was hot.

I'II drive the motor home. You get the scrap heap

I'II get on the phone with Loretta Lynn and Donna Fargo

I'II get that tape for you.

I'II just be a minute.

I'II put together a rehearsaI tape on both of them.

I'II set up a test session about day after tomorrow.

I'II teII you something, if I spot them, I'II just

I'm expecting some hot tracks, ripped off in NashviIIe.

I'm going in there and I'm gonna coIIect my eggs.

I'm going to be in back with the motor running, in case this doesn't work out.

I'm gonna be treated Iike somebody.

I'm gonna naiI Bo and Luke Duke.

I'm gonna naiI Bo and Luke Duke.

I'm gonna put on my tape, and you can Iisten.

I'm gonna steaI that away.

I'm having a picnic. Which way to the beach?

I'm meeting him tomorrow at his pIace, and from there we go to the hidden studio.

I'm mighty proud to serve under a man Iike you.

I'm sorry to be such a bother, but I have to go to the IittIe girIs' room.

I'm sorry, honey, but Jessi's never recorded that.

I'm writing this whoIe new song about this enriching experience.

I've got Daisy, their cousin, in jaiI. And they're gonna swap.

I've heard aII of WayIon Jennings' songs. I mean I've got them.

I've never heard any of those.

If Bo and Luke could get probation.

If everybody knows about this guy, Starr, why hasn't anyone done anything?

If Starr won't heIp, why don't we go right to the top?

If that had been a wiId boar, he wouIdn't be in our back yard.

If that had been a wiId boar, you wouId have missed.

If that's a hot tape of an unreIeased record...

If those cops bIew that raid yesterday, maybe we can find another way.

If we can't seII them, we're just gonna have to give them away.

If we weren't cousins, I'd marry you

If you spot them, you naiI them, pea brain!

If you think I'm doing aII this to make a pIay for you...

If you two don't take the prize.

If you wanna make it big in piracy, Iisten to the radio more.

If you'd tuned this car instead of chasing women...

In fact, it's my deputy. They made a fooI out of him.

In playing games.

Iong before there was a U.S.A. FederaI Government...

Is a Iady with a trick voice who's gonna make us aII a ton.

Is arrest a woman in a bikini for hijacking a Ioad of fertiIizer.

Is because Boss Hogg controIs the board and wants the Iand.

Is that her?

Is that stuff ready for the pressing pIant yet?

Is that you?

Isn't it funny how our tastes change when we mature.

Isn't that just the prettiest sight you've ever seen in your Iife?

Isn't that so, Daisy?

It aII started about four years ago....

It ain't right to take advantage of them just because they don't know no better.

It ain't your fauIt you're on the wrong side

It sure is gonna put a damper on it when y'aII bIow the pIace apart.

It took me forever to write the notes down.

It was Bo and Luke Duke. It seems they're tied in...

It was donated by some very civic minded peopIe.

It was privateIy endowed years ago.

It was recorded. Wasn't there a contract?

It wouIdn't be much of a chase if we do.

It'd have to leave the road and come overland.

It'd have to leave the road and come overland.

It's a chase on the road.

It's a pity. We just had set up here. Besides, we met a Iot of nice foIks.

It's been a whiIe.

It's just JiII now.

It's just that I know this is onIy a game to you.

It's just that I was so excited when I thought...

It's just that tomorrow, when I go into that studio...

It's Lester Starr Music PubIishing in AtIanta.

It's my Jessi CoIter.

It's not much, but it's a start.

It's not supposed to be.

It's so much, and it's aIways in quarters.

It's the Ieast I can do for a man who didn't try to take advantage of me.

It's the money you and Luke coIIected that got us roIIing.

It's your civic duty.

Jesse Duke is the clan patriarch.

Jesse is a retired moonshiner.

Jesse sent aIong this birthday fIower for your hair.

Jesse, he don't take kindIy to no government assistance.

Jessi CoIter is singing my song!

Jessi CoIter sent it. She's going to record it for reaI

Jessi Colter is one of the world's best singers.

JiII Dodson. You're IittIe JiIIie Rae Dodson?

Jill decided to hang around an extra week.

Jojo, any sign of the boss and the syndicate?

Jojo, are you aII right?

Jojo, did you hear that? This guy just threatened me.

Jojo, that stuff ready for the pressing pIant yet?

Jojo.

Judas Priest on a pony! She's got my car again.

Just Iike mine? No way.

Just maintain surveiIIance and notify us. We'II take it from there.

Just remember those boys are very popuIar around here.

Kind of stick out, don't they?

L don't care if Bonnie and Clyde ride through with the Dalton gang...

L don't know about you, but she'd have done had my boots and guitar.

L tell you, Boss, we're gonna make millions.

Leroy, Iet's get that girI right here.

Lester Starr finds ambitious singers who can imitate a name artist...

Lester Starr. We've had him under surveiIIance for months.

Let's get out of here.

Let's go, guys.

Lf Sheriff Rosco runs the county...

Lf there's one thing them old boys love better than a race on the track...

Lf you're wondering why they climb in and out of their car windows...

Like a charity or something.

Lining the rabbit's cage.

Listen, I'm gonna beat him. I'II beat him.

Listen, I'm taking aII responsibiIity of putting them sIot machines in.

Listen!

Ln a dazzling career in Hazzard County...

Ln one day Bo and Luke were sold out.

Look, Enos, we're wiIIing to forget what happened.

Look, guys, I don't know anything about that.

Look, Jessi CoIter recorded Daisy's song, right?

Look, mister, if you're not gonna be fair about this...

Look, the true source is a very prominent man...

Look. Don't get me wrong.

Looks Iike you're gonna be a star, after aII

Looks like it would have been a lot easier just to give Daisy her $50 back.

Lord, who wouId want any?

Lt has a $1 cover charge to keep out the riffraff.

Lt seems them boys couldn't get two things right back to back...

Luke and me are on probation and can't own no guns.

Luke, I sound more Iike WayIon Jennings than I do Jessi CoIter.

Luke, I've onIy been here overnight.

Luke, if you don't beIieve in this, how come you're doing it?

Lunch. Right. I'II take care of it, Boss

Maybe because you do scare me, and beIieve me, not many women do.

Maybe they're not reIeased yet.

Maybe we couId reason with Starr, if his trained ape wasn't around.

Maybe you foIks couId heIp.

Maybe you ought to.

Maybe you've gone seniIe and hired them by accident.

Me and Luke wouId be gIad to heIp out. WouIdn't we, Luke?

Me, too.

Me!

MiIIions. We'II make miIIions.

Most of Rosco's pension got defeated in the last bond election.

Most peopIe never get that.

Most stars never get to be as big as you are.

Move it. What are you doing? Taking a break?

Ms. Mabel's party girls roamed Hazzard in a fancy RV camper.

Music pirates make a fortune steaIing tapes and making iIIegaI recordings.

My act is very unique.

My keys! I forgot my keys.

NaiI them.

NearIy done.

Next time you wanna Ioan your car to a fooI Iike that, just run it over a cIiff.

Nice, Daisy.

No aIIeys, no sewers, no pIace to hide.

No kidding? How about that?

No matter whose life depended on it.

No way.

No, Boss, she doesn't do Kate Smith.

No, I paid them.

No, us.

No, why, we were both in the same church choir.

No.

No. But I finaIIy got you Iying down.

No. I'm gonna cause no fuss, Harvey.

No. Somewhere in the boonies.

Not because I don't know no better, but because I beIieve it is better.

Not even DoIIy Parton.

Nothing much. We've just been chased by the FBI.

Nothing new. VoItage meter. SIick. Just Iike New York City.

Now aII the Duke famiIy has Ieft is what it started with, and that's famiIy...

Now don't you worry about old Boss, because he is a survivor.

Now get her out.

Now get her out.

Now get out there and sing.

Now how about if aII the proceeds from those machines...

Now Iook, Mr. Starr, aII we want is Daisy's royaIty money.

Now old Rosco is up for reelection.

Now that I finaIIy got a hoId, I think I'II just hang on.

Now we got them.

Now y'aII promised me you wouIdn't bring machine guns.

Now you know what the girls were for.:

Now, all this romance does eventually fit into Rosco's election.

Now, chasing around, risking your own probation and prison is your business.

Now, Daisy, some of those ads are for phony operations.

Now, Daisy, you pay cIose attention, aII right?

Now, if you remember, Sheriff Rosco and Boss...

Now, Iisten up.

Now, Iook, if you're gonna seduce me or something...

Now, Jesse said either get the royaIties or Daisy's $50 back.

Now, Jesse, we've been making moonshine for over 200 years.

Now, just wait a minute. It isn't aIways that way.

Now, Rosco, I want you to Iisten good.

Now, then...

Now, this is onIy a rehearsaI tape. Just rhythm behind me.

Now, we was foIIowing her, and the FBI was foIIowing us.

Now, why can't I go with you? It's my song.

Now, you waIk me to my car or the next money I coIIect...

Of course I reaIIy don't know, you see, I'm so country.

Of course that can never happen in Hazzard...

Of course, Jesse had a few words of instructions.

Of course...he had a little help.

Oh, my Lord!

Oh, Rosco, you oId softy

OId Ledbetter there is kissing those babies and winning those votes

OId Rosco put his foot in it this time.

Okay, Enos.

Okay.

Okay. I teII you what, I'II bring her to the pIant.

Okay. I'II mess with you.

Old Boss Hogg was fit to be tied...

Old Boss was plumb eat up with it.

Old Boss was really burned at Rosco...

Old Brodie watching 76 South...

One of your dumb deputies couId go bIundering into my pIant, that's what.

Or her $50 back. Now, is that too much to ask for?

Or you're gonna be out with the voters.

Our Cousin Daisy wrote it.

Piracy costs the music business miIIions.

Poor little old Daisy, she's really got the bug, ain't she?

Put the window down.

Raid team?

Raising money for the Animal Protective League...

Ranging from moonshine to political corruption...

Read you, Cooter. We're on our way. Can you reIay that to MabeI?

ReaIIy?

ReaIIy. His brother's bringing in these sIot machines on a fertiIizer truck.

Remember me? JiII Dodson. The orphanage fund?

Remember, when you're with Starr, don't Iook for us. We'II be behind you.

Right now, around here.

Right.

Right. I'II just Iet you guys....

River Pines. A Iot of musicians Iive there

Robert, you keep your eyes peeIed. This pIace gives me the creeps.

Rosco, before you start buiIding any crosses...

Rosco, I've overpaid any debt I'II ever have to you.

Rosco, if you know them Duke boys got our machines...

Rosco, if you pick up some more sIots in a raid...

Rosco, this ain't no two bit operation. I'm working with pros!

Rosco, with your image right now...

RoyaIties?

Ruby?

Saturday?

Save gas.

Saving this orphanage is just part of it.

Says he'II take me off to NashviIIe. See the Grand Ole Opry, the works.

See, I better hear her sing for myseIf.

See, I toId you. AII you got to do is just keep dreaming them dreams.

See, when we run Iow on food, we have to go hunting.

See? l told you it was the law.

Set it up. They're protected. I own this county!

She don't do nothing for me. I hate skinny women.

She drives like Richard Petty, shoots like Annie Oakley...

She works as a waitress, but aspires to better things.

She'd better. We're taking a risk being here.

She's gonna be in AtIanta this whoIe week.

She's trying.

Sheet music? You write your own music? Heavy!

Sheriff Rosco snuck them in on a truckIoad fuII of fertiIizer.

Sheriff Rosco.

Sheriff, I got bad news.

Sheriff, there she is. Right here.

Shoot fire and save box matches!

ShouIdn't you be offering me a drink?

Signed a treaty with the U.S. Government to stop making whiskey...

Since Bo and Luke ain't about to, sometimes it gives them the edge...

Since Bo and Luke were always messing with cars...

Since he runs the county, controls the graft, and owns the sheriff

Since I got back I've been working on the orphanage project.

Since they all had CBs, they set up a net with each man on a different road.

Since when eIections are coming up. Get out.

Since you're stuck here in that waitress outfit.

Sing pretty.

Smell like the law, don't it?

So Daisy and Starr left from his place right on schedule...

So I saved up aII my tip money tiII I had enough...

So I want you and your deputies to Iay Iow

So it's either use the bows or throw rocks.

So Jesse swallowed a lifetime of pride...

So just keep it simpIe.

So overnight, Rosco became the best lawman that money could buy.

So that's the legend of how Sheriff Rosco helped save the orphanage...

So the FBI is foIIowing Daisy?

So the next morning Luke decided to visit the shut ins.

So we hijacked the truck.

So y'all stick with us.

So you FBI gentIemen...

So you're gonna save the oId pIace aII by yourseIf?

So, faster than you could skin a rabbit...

Somebody's staIIing. StaIIing makes me nervous.

Something had finaIIy happened with one of my songs.

Something that wouId naiI him right to the waII, for everybody

Sorry, Boss.

Sounds great. But what?

Starr makes phony tapes, right?

Starr said something about syndicate men.

Starr's been steaIing money hand over fist from nice peopIe Iike Jessi CoIter.

Starr's in the apartment upstairs.

Stay where it's safe. You ought to know better.

StiII bitter?

StonewaII Jackson had the Confederate Army. I've got you.

Stop!

Sure

Sure. And I got some money ready for you.

Syndicate men?

Terrific. We aIso got us a taiI, hanging way back.

Thank you so much. Excuse me.

That ain't my fauIt, Boss.

That ain't necessariIy so.

That everybody is out of that pressing pIant before they bIow it up.

That happened once before on St. VaIentine's Day.

That Honest John Ledbetter who's running against you..

That Iooks Iike those same guys we Ieft in the junkyard.

That means the one man he's got to see is Boss Hogg.

That pIace ain't been right since Sherman burned it.

That sounded reaI good, Daisy.

That was some cIose caII in AtIanta.

That'd be Iike reversing a buzz saw.

That'd be wrong, too.

That's a good idea.

That's about up to par.

That's aII we need to revoke their probation...

That's aII weII and good, but this isn't heIping Daisy with her situation.

That's Cousin Daisy

That's great. How much did they pay you?

That's him. Sheriff Rosco Coltrane.

That's never stopped anyone in this famiIy before.

That's our boys.

That's right.

That's right. Cooter, you do us a favor.

That's sweet.

That's terrific.

That's the pressing pIant, that's the recording studio.

That's the sort of business we ought to have.

That's took.

That's what you got in the raid?

That's why we got to stop this Starr feIIa.

The bait shop. Having a saIe on worms and crickets.

The beer's coId, the CB's hot, and the girIs are ready.

The best possibIe any orphanage couId be.

The Boars Nest, owned by Boss Hogg, is the slickest club in Hazzard

The boys figured if they was going to take on the pirates and the syndicate...

The chance of you two producing a famiIy rates right up there...

The doors of a racing car are welded shut. Ain't that slick?

The Duke boys have put them aII over, in aII the civic cIubs.

The Duke famiIy had the whiskey craft.

The Duke family had been in the whiskey business...

The Duke family's old enemy.

The FBI toId me if I was to spot them, I'm supposed to caII them.

The government took that away from us.

The ground gives your back naturaI support...

The HeaIth Department wiII cIose it down if it's not compIeteIy renovated.

The HeaIth Department, everybody, to try and save this pIace.

The Hunting Club had two projects.:

The money just seems to have run out now.

The most reinforced person in Hazzard was Ms. Mabel, the Mobile Madame.

The onIy known criminaIs we consort with is you.

The onIy reason I got into this was to get me a big syndicate tie in.

The onIy reason we're being cIosed down...

The sheriff caught us and we got away, but we Iost Daisy.

The studio and the pressing pIant are together. There's gonna be a crowd.

The surveiIIance team you taIked to has spotted the pIant.

Then fakes a record on them.

Then how did Starr get them?

Then we had the Iand, and The Depression took that.

Then we want Daisy's $50 back.

Then who are they?

Then who are they?

There ain't no beach around here.

There ain't no sIot machines in Hazzard County.

There is gonna be soon. He's bringing them in.

There she goes.

There was a magazine ad where you pay $50, and they pubIish your song.

There'II be no raiIroading in my county this cIose to eIections.

There's nobody in my department honest. Except Enos.

These are the syndicate boys I've been trying to hook up with.

These boys get nervous when the Iaw is around

They can't be Starr's guards 'cause they're in front of us.

They fight the system.

They fought everybody...

They found themselves face to face with Jessi Colter's manager.

They get 30% and we get 70%

They got Daisy's song. Jessi CoIter got a recording.

They got nothing on us. Nothing.

They knew every junkyard like a lover's face.

They must've just changed this since Iast time a girI chased me through here.

They set up my drivers with a haIf naked femaIe woman up on that highway.

They was chasing us, so we wrecked one of their cars in the junkyard.

They'd need reinforcements.

They're coming in today, and I want them on this run.

They're cousins. They fight the system. Any system.

They're watching it. We're the raid team, and we're going in now.

They've been stung by pirates.

They've got pictures of you two cohorting with musicaI pirates.

Think we ought to go in to AtIanta and check it out?

Thirty! Heck, I onIy get....