Accommodation here is far superior
Actually, those were extras.
Again, again, again!
All across the industrial cities of Northern Germany
And do you, Miss Piggy,
And head back home.
And here they are,
And I said I wasn't going to do this.
And I'm ready to put our little disagreement
And I'm your man, baby.
And more good news.
And the indoor running of the bulls!
And there's no need remembering when
And to us?
Animal, pull!
Are supposed to go for this big mining number?
Are you sure you're okay?
Arrest him! Arrest that frog!
Ask who sang Rainbow Connection
Babies, meet your new boss
Because no feeling feels like that feeling
Boo.
But no, my friends, this is when
But why would he steal a bunch of old bones?
But you're still a frog!
Colonel Blood's key.
Come on!
Come on! What the...
Comrades, I'm afraid I have bad news.
Constantine, always with the jokes!
Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog,
Dance, monkey, dance
Did he just say what I thought he said?
Do it all again
Do whatever the pig wants. Keep her happy. Whatever she asks of you.
Does anybody else feel like we're traveling in circles?
Don't you know me? I'm Kermit the Frog!
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Excuse me.
Fellas, listen. Easy.
Genius, I know! Who would suspect babies of stealing Crown Jewels?
Give you anything you need
Give you anything you want Fulfill your fantasies
Go get 'em, Kermit!
Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestion
Good idea.
Good luck.
Good!
Guys?
Hand in hand we'll stay together
Has anyone seen Kermit?
He's Constantine, the world's most dangerous..
Here's a Muppet newsflash.
Here's my real badge.
Hey! Pepperoni!
Hi lo.
Hi, guys. Look, it's Kermit, just back from his afternoon stroll
I can do an Elvis impression
I can give you anything you want
I can give you what you want.
I can't believe this! After all this time,
I didn't know there was a plan
I don't care. Do whatever you want.
I don't know, man. Pig?
I don't mean to be a stickler
I don't want to talk to you, Kermit
I guess this is your family.
I haven't seen your missing art
I knew you were the only frog for me
I know you're the boss, Kermit. I wouldn't interfere with that.
I think it's time for good cop/romantic cop.
I was on stage that whole time
I won't be paid off for a review. I'm a journalist.
I'll give it to you
I'll make your dreams come true
I'll make your dreams come true
I'll make your dreams come true
I'll say
I'm gonna stop that helicopter.
I'm number two He's number one
I'm number two.
If you want the Crown Jewels, stick to the plan.
In Malibu
In the Big House
Interpol!
Is everybody here? Yeah?
It is also a rat monkey from Madagascar.
It seems your friends do not need you anymore.
It's El Muppet Show,
It's just going on
It's so needlessly spacious, I feel guilty.
It's the
It's The Muppet Show,
It's time to light the lights.
It's...
Just say "I do."
Kermie.
Kermit!
Kermit?
Kermit?
Let's get out of here!
Let's play to our strengths, because...
Let's see. Where am I seated?
Listen, I'm telling you, you've got the wrong frog!
Make yourself comfortable.
Muppet news flash.
Muppets
My alibi is watertight
Nice of him to label it
Nice try, Escapo.
No one believes in family in the Gulag, frog
No one, not one single person
No, Kermit! What are you doing?
No, literally, what is a lemur?
No, they did not
No, you've got the wrong frog.
Not stage fright, if that's what you're thinking, Number Two.
Now that we control the Muppet tour, Number Two,
Oh, dear.
Oh, Kermie.
Oh, no, you don't.
Oh, no.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay!
Okay.
Okay. Can we get down now?
One day you'll get your chance
Or 11 years
Or the number three.
Perhaps about sharing, or waiting your turn,
Please welcome our opening act, the Great Gonzo
Pull!
Quick! The freight train!
Ready to be world famous?
Row“, come here. Come here, come here.
So cool!
So...
Super positive. Five stars.
Sure. I promise.
Take Miss Piggy to be your lawfully wedded wife,
Take, take.
Teach us, Kermit.
Thank you, Dominic. Thanks.
Thank you, Piggy, no more questions
Thank you.
Thanks
That must be reverse.
That's how it's done
That's not what I'm saying.
That's what we do in Hollywood
The bear,
The chances of us committing a crime are less than .009
The day has come for us to say "I do"
The Gulag.
The lovers, the dreamers and me
The main entrance is too well guarded.
The most sophisticated security system on the planet.
The years of waiting are over.
There it is!
They couldn't.
They loved me, Kermie! They loved me!
They're suspects!
This is Russia's premier state funded hotel
This is so frustrating!
This is what you've always wanted, right?
This tuxedo is too tight.
Together again, again
Together again, again
Two priceless paintings stolen
Wait a second. Walter quit the Muppets?
Walter, you and Animal go look in the chapel
Watch it, buster.
We are gathered here today to witness the union
We can do it all again!
We can do it all again!
We do not know who did it But we know who didn't do it
We have to do something!
We need you more than ever, Kermit.
We'll catch the swine
We're here to rescue you.
We're putting our tour on hold...
We've got another go to show them
Welcome into the Big House
Well, mon ami, I guess this is where we say goodbye.
What an action sequence!
What are you doing?
What does it say about location of Blood's key?
What Godfrey the Unknown looked like.
What is happening? Why am I flying?
What is that?
What was that? What was that?
What! Code Red! Code Red!
What?
What?
What?
What...
What's it gonna be, Muppets?
When you arrive in the Big House
When your boss is a frog
Where am I?
While they wait for Tom Hanks
Why did the...
Why would I be afraid of a wall?
Would every Kermit be quiet!
Wow
Yeah, or is that the suggestion box?
Yeah, we sure spent a lot of time on it.
Yeah, well... Hey, wait a second.
Yeah, what do you got there?
Yes, of course, let's go!
Yes, we know who didn't do it
You are always right, my beautiful amphibian prince.
You can quit the Muppets?
You can. Who cares?
You complete me.
You don't need me.
You know Celine Dion, she works in Vegas.
You mean our names, right?
You try our famous gruel?
You want a diamond ring I'll give it to you
You were wrong!
You've got the wrong frog!
Your accusation's far out, man
Cockatoo Cockatoo
Good night, Prison King. Good night, Nadya.
I'm one You're one
The Tower of London! The Crown Jewels!
Well, he seems like a nice guy. Yeah
What the... Kermit!
Yeah Kangaroo
You know, I think they did it No, they didn't
'Cause no feeling feels like that feeling
"Sold out." Like we've sold out a show in 30 years.
"The Wall"?