Funny Local News Soundboard Edit

Caught off guard #caught off guard #repoter #surprised #shocked #shocking #exciting #awe #unexpected #scared #not ready #live news

Getting wet #wet #getting wet #soaked #tsunami #water #live news #drenched #storm #rained on #stay indoors

He stared crying like a little baby #whiner #little baby #wimp #fragile #emotional #cry baby #waaaa #crying

I am tired #tired #sleepy #drowsy #groggy #yawn #flossie dickey

I feel it's really good to come #cum

I got scared

I'm supposed to feel sorry for that b*tch? #savage #no sympathy #tough love #brutal #no fucks given #enemy #hater

It's like a petty wound, I aint even trippin tho #petty wound #flesh wound #scratch #no big deal #aint even trippin #boo boo #injury #toughness

Lottery money = hookers and cocaine #hookers #cocaine #lottery #powerball

Mispronounced #labia #news blooper #not amused

Not excited for party #party pooper #introvert #antisocial #flossie dickey

Parking ticket dispute #fuzzy math #bad math #parking ticket #parking meter

Shocked #shocked #reaction #stunned #jaw drop #no way #disbelief #whoa

Take a nap many times as I can #nap #tired #sleepy #nap time #flossie dickey

Well I just got done feedin my chickens #hillbilly #chicken farmer #feeding chickens #hick