Jim Young (The Boiler Room) Soundboard Edit

Become an employee of this firm. You will make your first million within three years.

Come on, let's go schleprock out.

Get the fuck out of here.

Good for you. You can get out too.

I am a millionaire. It's a weird thing to hear, right?

I'm not here to waste your time, OK? And I certainly hope not here to waste mine. So I'm going to keep this short.

Lucky for me, I happen to be very fucking good at my job or I'd be out of 1.

Now you all look money hungry. And that's good.

OK, before we get started, I have one question. Has anyone here passed the Series 7 exam?

OK. Here's the deal.

That's it, skippy. Pack your shit. Let's go.

The sperm is entirely comprised of people your age, not mine.

There is no question as to whether or not you'll become a millionaire working here. The only question is how many times over.

We don't hire brokers here, we try new ones.

You guys are the new blood. You're gonna go home with the case?

You know what that makes me here? A fucking senior citizen.

You think I'm joking? I'm not joking.