Hancock Soundboard Edit

Better not hit me with that truck.

Call me an asshole. One more time.

Call me asshole one more time #hancock #call me asshole one more time #will smith #testing patience #trolled

Call me crazy. One more time.

Do you know who I am?! #hancock #you know who i am #do you know me #im a bigshot #vip #will smith

Don't come in too hot, OK? Don't come in too boozy. And don't land on $100,000 Mercedes, right? People have to be happy that you've arrived.

Don't need you are that Japanese man.

Excuse me #excuse me #pardon me #please move #out of the way please #outta the way #will smith

Excuse me please #excuse me please #please move #please excuse me #pardon me please #will smith

Excuse me? Excuse me please.

For this, OK, you ask the questions, I answer them honestly, and then you leave La La.

Good job #hancock #good job #sarcastic #congrats #congratulations #way to go #you did it

Good Job #hancock #will smith #good job #job well done #excellent

Good Job, Really Good Job #good job #congrats #you did great #nice #good work

Good. Good. Jeff. Good burger, good job. Good job.

Gotta wonder. What kind of bastard must I have been?

Holy Shit! #hancock #holy shit #omg #shocked #will smith

I can put up with your for the last 3000 years and I am done what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about me. OK. Finally I am.

I can understand you feeling some kind of way about that #hancock #i understand how you feel #i get how you feel #will smith

I don't give a shit what you did #hancock #i dont give a shit #dont care #will smith

I don't want no trouble #hancock #i dont want no trouble #im not trying to start nothing #want no trouble #will smith

I'm not gonna judge, but if you don't pull over and give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short stic...

Imma do me and let you do you #hancock #imma do me #im going to do me #im gonna do me #ill leave you alone #give you space #give me space #will smith #you do you

Lay off him a little bit #hancock #lay off him a little bit #hes a good kid #stop bothering him #back off #will smith

Move

My bad everybody alright? #hancock #my bad #oops my bad #that was my fault #sorry #will smith

My zagnut bar versus your guy. Sorry about your window.

Oh I get it #hancock #oh i get it #ok that makes sense #makes sense #will smith

Oh now you speak english #hancock #now you speak english #now you understand me #oh now you speak english #will smith

Rockit

Shaking head not cool #hancock #shaking head #smh #shaking my head #not cool #will smith

Shut up. Do people understand I'm alive? I get to go home and see my family. I should be dead right now, right here.

So you've used the door and the building still intact. People are happy that you've arrived. They feel safe now and there's an officer there and he's done a good job. So you might wanna tell him he...

Stop crying you punk ass #hancock #stop crying you punk ass #stop crying #no more tears #will smith #jason bateman #stop complaining

That could make someone very angry #hancock #that could make someone angry #that could piss someone off #could piss someone #will smith #make angry #stop doing that

That's not my name #hancock #thats not my name #wrong name #that aint me #will smith

That's not okay #hancock #thats not okay #not cool #not acceptable #not ok #thats bad #jason bateman #will smith

What you want a cookie? #hancock #what you want a cookie #get the hell out of my face #stop bothering me #youre annoying #will smith

Who are we? God's angels. Different cultures call us by different names. Now all of a sudden it's superhero.

You and I? You and I what? We're the same. I'm stronger.

You broke my glasses. I'm sorry. Take my Raven.

You know, I see that you don't wear a bulletproof vest, security officer. And I respect your courage because bullets don't bounce off you. They bounce off me.

You sure you want to ride this train? #hancock #you sure you want to do this #you sure about that #you really want to do this #you sure you wanna do this #will smith

You're gonna stop calling me that #hancock #youre gonna stop calling me that #stop calling me that #not my nickname #will smith #knock it off