Tony Montana Soundboard Edit

All I have in this world is my balls and my word I don't break them for no one you understand

And listen you go out yourself go ahead go out do some things have some fun you gotta get some fun out of life

Anything beats lying around all day waiting for me to fuck you i'll tell you that!

Bad Guy

But you a man who ain't got his word is a cockroach

Come on make way for the bad guy there's a bad guy coming through! better get out of his way!

Fuck them all! i'll bury those cockroaches!

Fuck there's no laws anymore

Fuck you! what do you think I am you think I kill two kids and a woman fuck that! I don't need that shit in my life!

Get out of the way of the television!

He's the best lawyer in miami he's such a good lawyer that by tomorrow morning you gonna be working in alaska so dress warm

How do I know you're the last cop i'm gonna have to grease

How would you know bubble head

I could eat a horse okay they'll cook you a horse i'll eat it

I go low you go high I know the game this is business talk

I got fucking russian shoes my feet's coming through

I gotta sit down here I gotta watch my friend here he gonna stick his tongue out to that girl

I hope I have that problem someday

I told you man! I told you don't fuck with me!

I want you to see what a good boy i've been here's 1000 dollars for you mama

I watch the guys like humphrey bogart james cagney they teach me to talk I like those guys

I'd kill a communist for fun but for a green card I gonna carve him up real nice

I'll fly the cash myself to the bahamas come on yeah

I'm in tight with sosa

I've never fucked anybody over who didn't have it coming you got that

It's those guys man! it's the fucking bankers the politicians they're the ones that wanna make coke illegal so they can make the fucking money and then get the fucking votes!

Jesus! fucking broad she spends half her life dressing the other half undressing gotta get her in between

Let her go let her go another quaalude she gonna love me again

My kid sister don't have to work in no beauty parlor and mama she don't have to sew in no factory

Oh come on it's got a few years but it's a cream puff

Oh that's 'cause he was so smart

Oh we had some problems you know

Say hello to my little friend!

Take it easy when you talk to me okay

Talk what are we going to talk about I ain't killed nobody not lately

That fucking guy he never tells the truth that motherfucker

The booze and the concha tell him what to do

The communists they're always trying to tell you what to do

The only thing in this world that gives orders is balls you got that balls

They fighting the bad guys they're the bad guys!

They wanted to spoil my 800 dollars suit

This town's like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked

What I try to tell you this country you gotta make the money first then when you get the money you get the power then when you get the power then you get the women

What is wrong with this guy he kidding me or what

What this it's nothing i'm how do you say paranoid

What you guys doing there's a lot of dishes to be washed wash them yourself I retire!

Who you think you fucking with i'm tony montana! you fuck with me you fucking with the best!

Why do you have to talk to me like that all the time like I got to know something

Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass see if it fits

You a communist huh how'd you like it they tell you always what to do what to think what to feel

You calling me a liar frank that what you're calling me

You got a liver and they got spots on it and you're eating this fucking shit and you're looking like these rich fucking mummies in here

You gotta jump on her when she's not looking that's the best time

You just know how to hide how to lie me I don't have that problem me I always tell the truth even when I lie

You know what a chazer is frank that's a pig that don't fly straight neither do you frank

You know what capitalism is getting fucked

You need people like me

You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and say that's the bad guy

You should've kept your mouth shut anyway they'd had thought you was a horse and let you out

You stupid fuck! look at you now

You worry too much you'll have a heart attack

You're 50 you got a bag for a belly you got tits you need a bra they got hair on them

You're all a bunch of fucking assholes you know why you don't have the guts to be what you want to be

Your son made it mama he's a success

500 who do you think we are baggage handlers