Hannah Gadsby Soundboard Edit

An afternoon of that waving in my face. I need to express my identity through the metaphor of a nap.

And I did what I always do in a bit of conflict. I made a joke. This was my joke, I said. Instead of going on the pill, how about I have a hysterectomy?

Gosh, don't they love to dance and party? I used to sit there and watch it and go where where do the quiet guys.

He was a fucking arrogant asshole.

I don't. I don't think I'm very good at gay.

I just don't think there was enough lesbian content.

I mean, he was a qualified Dr. as well, yes, absolutely. But that is a Venn diagram with a lot of crossover.

I'm not the only one who thinks that I've. I've been getting a bit of negative feedback of late from my people, the lesbians.

I've been on stage the whole time.

It's just six very shouty, assertive colours stacked on top of each other and no rest for the eye.

It's very, very difficult to flaunt that lifestyle in a parade.

Just, gosh, don't my people love the feedback? No. Not charge.

Like, do you fellas honestly believe you'd have balls if women had been at that meeting?

My favorite sound in the whole world is the sound of a teacup finding its place on a saucer.

What a day, what a day he must have been having.

Where did the quiet guys?

Yeah, you get it. I don't know why he didn't get it. As far as jokes go, that's a classic.