💬 Pete Davidson Soundboard

And I'm like, you're a fucking disgrace.

And I've seen Chevy Chase speak to an intern.

Because I went to an all Boy Catholic school. Which is like an educational cock block that should.

Hey yo, fuck you. You.

I had an AIDS scare this year.

I look like I make vape juice in a bathtub.

I'm 140 pound. I have a problem with wind. Got it.

I'm very French Montana of comedy.

It doesn't hurt my feelings. It would hurt my feelings if I saw like Bill Burr at Sunday service.

Jimmy Carr is here. When I first met Jimmy Carr, I thought, wow, Jeff Dunham's puppets are getting amazing.

My favorite rapper is Coolio. I love Coolio.

No, Kanye told me I had aids.

Shit is catchy. She is very catchy. You're gonna have a rough eight months. I'm sorry, but sorry. I actually happen to like the song. I'm sorry.

Woman ****s 3 kids. It is 13 and 17 in the woods. And like Mom, I'm going camping.

Pete Davidson Soundboard
Davidson co-wrote and starred in the semi-autobiographical comedy-drama film The King of Staten Island (2020) He released his comedy specials Pete Davidson SMD and Pete Davidson Alive from New York. See also: Pete Davidson (song), The King of Staten Island, Bodies Bodies Bodies, Peter Davidson, Meet Cute (film), and Bupkis (TV series).
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