British Memes Soundboard Edit

Date is Christmas Day, traditionally celebrated each year. Wednesday.

Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money, but I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum because you have all th...

Good morning, Glenn. You tell us something your mum doesn't know. Yeah. Ohh.

Hello, I've got a parcel for your next door neighbour. You've got the wrong fucking house there, mate.

Hey. What the fuck? You walk in a fucking astudio daft cunt? It's an interview.

I'm in Telford, Shropshire and I'm about to meet one of the fattest families I've met in my life. I'm here in the Peak District and about to meet two right massive fatty siblings who, at the peak o...

ITV News at 10 with Mark Austin and Julie Etchingham. Good evening, paedophiles.

No, I'm aiming for quite a solid match at this stage, but I still need a bit of milk full fat, which I've warmed in the microwave.

Pussio. You are pussio.

Riding round in a Rover, if I see option is over, I'll send man straight to Jehovah when I take shots like M Sharapova doing up tennis. Cool man Dennis, I'm a menace. Doing up olives in Venice. Big...

Sorry to bother you. Can we just ask you how happy you're feeling right now? I'm bloody miserable, actually. What do you expect?

Sweet. The time she never she.

They don't put too much weight on it, right? Sweet. He's dead. Ohh you don't do what the for 5 minutes you're fucking wank stain. Don't don't shut the fuck you told. I kind of problem we only fucking.

Well, you did try very hard and you nearly got there. Just a little bit too thick. That's unnecessary nil. What do you say to that? Your waistline is a little bit too thick. You know it's.

You call these things chips instead of crispy, crunchy, munchy, crackerjack, snacker, nibbler, snap and crack pop. Western Pool, Chestershire share Queens lovely jubbly delights that's rather bit c...