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A prophecy foretold the coming of a bucket that would force the restoration of balance, or restore the force to the balance, or maybe even balance the restoration of forces that you see. Not even t...

Alright, time for the ultimate and revelation. Standoffs, cliffhangers and whatnot. But Are you sure you're ready to meet the dark bucket? Maybe you should stop right here. Let it be an unsolved my...

As the new age of buckets dawned, we rebuilt civilization from scratch in our own image and averted a near disastrous confrontation with the brooms who just couldn't resist butting in.

Black hole. These nasty things are somewhat heavier compared to the next thing you can imagine as being quite a challenge to pick U. This includes the bully that roughed you up in high school. Clic...

Black holes are quite detrimental to the well-being of existence and trust us, you do not exit to a fantastic new dimension. If you stumble upon one, grab a pair of our cool boots to avoid them.

Bomb you touch it and it's game over. Pretty unhealthy for your well manicured fingertips if you ask us. We advise you to immediately pick up the Band-Aid power upright after sadly we didn't put it...

Brick minions? Yeah boy, these spoiled creatures have invaded our cool little game, trying to hijack it into breakout territory. Double click or disco ball. They're bricky little behinds.

Buckets became self-aware on August 29th in the year 2097. Nobody is entirely sure how and why. It happened two days after the dumbbells followed suit and started a huge racket about a name change....

But the piece was short lived, and a dispute over who has the most carrying capacity led to rivalries among the plastic and wooden buckets and quickly escalated out of control. When the metallic bu...

By that time, in comparison to the human race, everything had become smarter, and not just the phones. When the faithful day came when pizza boxes delivered themselves, 3 billion pizza delivery guy...

Coin toss 1/2 an ancient oath forbids us from disclosing the secrets of this one, but do click on it, especially if you're married. You'll understand what it does almost immediately, or the next ti...

Coin toss times two. This one does what it says and you'll score double for a little while. Wouldn't it be nice if this thing actually dropped on your head while you're in a test or a bar?

Crying your heart out every time a bucket gets crushed. If you train them well, it'll stop being a problem. We have a wide variety of dumbbells in the shop.

Dark buckets. Minions. Little is known about these shapeshifting creatures, except the fact that they will do anything to stop you from completing the game and getting your moneys worth. We don't e...

Disco ball click this and take a trip down memory lane along with some cheesy pop classics. The upside is that dark buckets minions will probably leave the scene for a more quality establishment wi...

Done with the cloudy dreamscapes? Well, you still have to defeat Sleepwalker first. FYI, if there ever was a convention for boss characters, this one would have a hard time getting in. See for your...

Fake gift box be careful, the stuff that comes out of it can blow you all the way to next Christmas.

Fake helium balloon. I'll let this one be a surprise for you, but here's a little hint up, up and away.

Fake items are by far the worst threat faced by buckets. Only an artifact of great power can nullify the effects, and we just happen to have the perfect one for you in the shop.

Fake object minions carefully disguised as items. These minions will transform your buckets into a fake bucket and who knows what will happen. Then avoid them at all costs.

Fake pocket watch. Click this enough times and you'll zip forward in time to buckets 12 layer of the teacher or the game over screen. I have a feeling it's the latter.

Fake power ups can be difficult to distinguish, especially for the color blind and, well, the blind. That's where the evil eye upgrades come into play. You can find eyes of varying evil stature in ...

Fake power ups? That's a shame really. You know those handful of power ups that actually do something good? Well, from now on, watch it, because they can be minions in disguise.

Five star review. The only power up you will ever need? Pick it up. Rate the game with five stars, and we promise you you'll feel better about yourself, your family, and the gaming community. It's ...

Give box buckets. Love them gifts, as do we all. But these shiny boxes can conceal anything from an aircraft carrier to a hamster who just loves to wake up at night and stretch his little legs in h...

Head over to buckets.net to submit your own buckets design for a chance to be included as a character in upcoming major episode of Buckets.

Heavyweight minions and bouncers share one trade in common. If you see them approaching at high velocity, things are going to get messy. Get a shrink ray and ZAP their overdeveloped muscular struct...

Heavyweight minions now. This is what happens when a minion works out daily and swims in protein supplements. Toss them away before they can impact your buckets.

Helium balloons. Not only do buckets get a kick out of inhaling these little cuties, but they also get a load off of holding on to them. Automatically attaches helium balloons to the bucket with th...

I feel bad for you every time you click on a bomb. Really, I do. But we have just what you need in the shop. If you're tired of being routinely disintegrated, that is.

I see that you're getting quite good at this, but I'm sensing the dark buckets not done with you yet. Prepare for more nasty surprises in the upcoming level pack.

If you find yourself losing balance more times than you'd like, head over to the shop and grab a lucky charm upgrade. You'll see an increase in the powerups throne. It'll help you with those near s...

If you know your sci-fi, you also know that to defeat aliens you need a virus of some kind. Well we have a selection of the filthiest virus infested, alien ridden canisters in the shop and they're ...

It was a telemarketing company that, for all practical purposes, ended the human civilization rather abruptly. In 2050, they released a product that was everything anybody could ever possibly want ...

It was the year 2099 when the aliens came and kidnapped the brains of half the world's human population. Interestingly, the other half didn't notice anything was off.

Keeping your balance is quite important in this game. Why don't you also upgrade the Yin Yang power up while you're at it? It'll improve the effect time of all Yin Yang powerups.

Movie night's Level Pack is where it gets quite a bit hairy, what with fake powerups flying around and all. You'll need to upgrade your buckets, and fast.

Ooh, a boss level simple really. Just click the boss away. Actually it's more like click click click click click click click click click click click him away.

Ooh, looks like you're well on your way to actually completing the game. What can I say? I'm speechless and I will remain speechless for a couple of more loading screens if that's alright with you.

Peg minions. These things are more stubborn than some lipsticks out on the market today. Double click em or escort them out with some sweet pop tunes.

Pixel art. There's a theory that all video game characters came from a single tiny pixel at the beginning of time. If you close your eyes, you can still see this pixel. And you just tried that, did...

Pocket watch grants you super speed in real life, so the game seems to slow down to a crawl. No kidding. And do not blame us if your friends call you a blur wannabe freak from here on out.

Santa's authentic gear is up for grabs in the shop. With this upgrade, not only will you look a whole lot more cuddly, but you'll be able to collect more bucks inside those gift boxes as well.

Saw minions? These nasty things must have stumbled in from those horror movies with way too many sequels. Click them away before they shred the innards of your device.

Smoke grenade. This may be the perfect way to approach your target in a club, but in game your screen will get quite foggy and your morale will take a nosedive for five seconds. We suggest you medi...

So do. Dumb dumb dumb dumb. Hey.

Some people couldn't care less if they pass a level with zero stars. But that's not you, is it? Now you're gonna need those rigged coins to help you with your final scorecard.

Somewhat used chewing gum. Who doesn't love stepping on these babies and walking a mile with one foot feeling like it's on Jupiter? Collect them all if you want your screen to look a mess. And you ...

That's when a common foe appeared, the mysterious dark bucket, sending its minions and henchman to do its bidding. Everything was in chaos, and all bucket nations had to unite to face this dire thr...

The disco ball power up keeps the minions at Bay and lets you enjoy a more tranquil, stashing experience if you want to upgrade its duration to a ridiculous level, visit the shop for more info.

The year 2058 will forever be remembered as the year of the last think that was the year when the last person on Earth actually thought about anything. And then he ordered 2 quadruple cheeseburgers...

UFO's and you thought buckets were suddenly only popular among humans? Aliens have refused to shell out to iTunes and decided to abduct the buckets instead, unidentified these flying objects before...

Umbrella. Who said buckets don't have ultra defensive measures at their disposal? Click this and watch a random bucket open an umbrella, making it impossible to stash items inside. Last five second...

Visit our shop. We have all sorts of interesting upgrades that can help your game and for you. Well, we'll even throw in a foot massage if you mail us your foot.

We had a huge run in around that time with some apes who were waving around copies of some old DVD's trying to declare it was their planet. Now, Needless to say, we sorted that problem out.

Welcome to buckets. The goal of the game is simple. Catch and stash items, keep the balance. That's easy, right? App.

What's the point of your super cool retina display if you can't even see through the haze of a smoke grenade? Get some cool shades and reclaim those precious pixels.

Wishing you could one shot Minions and hit bosses harder? Don't sweat it. With our selection of martial arts gear, you'll be making them sorry they were ever designed.

World War Three was fought on consoles and it was a huge success. The sequels also panned out until the much detested World War 16, when people started complaining the series was starting to repeat...

Yin Yang. The perfect symbol of harmony and balance. But actually, if you look real close, it's too orca whales cuddling. We're betting your parents didn't tell you about this. Click this icon and ...

You can double the duration of pocket watch with upgrades. Handy if you want to finish that burger on the side.

You can replay a level as much as you like to improve your score and grab more bucks. It's a different experience every time.

You get a better, more profitable bonus level if you finish the game with three stars. Your chances of hitting jackpot are also significantly higher.

You got kind of hectic there for a while, right? Anyway, you made it to the far end only to be greeted by this guy bucket Stein. If you want to launch your buckets into space, you'll have to dissec...

You may have noticed by now that juggling items above the screen is no longer an option, but better yet, you can now park them anywhere you like. Just be careful not to park them where a saw minion...

You must be wondering by now how buckets came to be the dominant species on planet Earth. Why the heck we're always sitting on a scale, chatting away? Why is everything flying? Who is this dark buc...

You see, by that time the brain had become as redundant an organ as the appendix. If your spinal column couldn't handle it, you were generally shunned as a sore loser.

You've witnessed the rise of buckets. How it all turns out is in your hands. Now get ready for the next step. Highly evolved, and I swear I didn't make any of that up. You can trust me.