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As I said.
Before the war, the humans made a virus called Fev to create the perfect man. They were successful, as you can plainly see. The Master has been the first to truly utilize the EV to its full potential.
Better. More than human. I too was once human. Like you, I was a slog, wallowing in the mud before being exposed to FEV and undergoing my glorious transformation.
Certainly we have all the time in the world, trust me.
Conditions. How delightful. Go ahead, amuse me with your condition.
Did you make the choice to be born into this ash covered world? We the Super mutants are the best prepared for the world to come. What is Free Choice? Compared to life.
Exactly. Now you see.
Excellent. I believe you understand. So you are sure you want to tell where the vault is? Torture can be so. Enjoyable.
Fate. Luck of the draw. I was the strongest of my batch to be dipped in the virus, and I have always supported the ideals of the unity and the Muster. For he is right and for my devotion. I have be...
Go ahead, ask your questions. We are in no hurry.
Going. I believe. Let me check. Why yes. I almost laughed. A wonderfully humorous. The only place you're going is the VAT, but first you'll tell me where your vault is.
Haven't you figured it out yet? You're a prime normal. Soon you'll be one of us.
He was our guide to the life giving virus and he is father to us all and he so wants to meet you. I hope you are honoured.
He's busy with the children of the cathedral. They actually consider us gods. But them? Who can blame them?
His honesty conceit. We are the next step in evolution. Through our unity, the world will survive. Where is the conceit in that?
How could I possibly refuse a request phrased like that?
How was that in a more chatty mood? Now where were we? Oh, of course. The vault.
I do so admire your will. Gods take him to his cell and prepare him for the dipping. He'll tell us where his vault is when he's one of us.
I don't believe, I offered. But I will give you my thanks for telling me where your vault is. I'm sure the master will be. Ever so grateful.
I feel much better and you now be a good little human and tell me where your vault is. This is getting most tedious.
I rather hoped you'd say that.
I thought you might see it my way. No second thoughts.
I told you.
Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer, we are highly intelligent and immune to disease. The strong survive. It is our goal to improve the human race.
Like I told you before.
Morpheus. It's quite amusing, he thinks. He's so much more than just a slug, the master recruited to head his children of the Cathedral. Nonsense. Ohh well, he too will be dipped in the vats and he...
My dear human, this is the great Procreator. Here we'll make others of the master race and ensure the unity. It's all quite glorious, I assure you.
Nothing but a device to further our plans. No matter all humans will be chosen. Or dead.
Now what do we have here? I've been told you wish to divulge information of the utmost importance. I do hope so.
Oddly enough, I do believe you do not intend to tell me. We'll have to correct that.
Ohh my you are brighter than I thought. Now you know why we need your vault.
Ohh, how commendable. Enough foolishness. Where is your fault?
Ohh, I suspect that's far above your ability to comprehend. But not to worry, soon your eyes will be open to a whole new life.
Ohh, nice for us both. Now if you please the location of your vault.
Ohh, this is excellent. You know, I actually doubted my officers when they said they'd captured a prime normal. It is so nice to see you.
Please listen closely this time. I said.
So you're from a vault and have limited exposure to this mutated virus. The original FEV and the VATS should work quite well on you.
The FEV virus was discovered by the master many years ago. It is what makes us the chosen ones. But you will soon learn that, I assure you.
The FEV was mutated by the war radiation. Those living in this desolate wasteland have been exposed to this mutant EBV, essentially inoculating them from the full effects.
The Master is father to us all.
The mind simply boggles at your intellect. Why the legions haven't bowed down at your feet by now, I'll never understand. God's take this idiot away.
The unity is our goal. It is quite simple really. Certainly even you have noticed the steady downhill slide of civilization.
The unity is the goal of all super mutants. Through the FEV virus we will bring all of humanity together in peace.
The vets are where the FEV is stored, and where you'll normals become one of us. Of course, some die horrible, excruciatingly painful deaths, but. Well, those are the breaks.
There are humans who have not been exposed to radiation. They tend to fare better in the vats than others. You are a perfect example of this.
They were constructed before the war. They are also our main source of prime normals.
We all work for the muster to uphold the glory of the unity. He was the 1st to see.
We have done extensive experiments on humans to reach this conclusion. My master has been searching for unopened vaults to prove his theories. And now you've come along. How thoughtful of you.
We shall see what we.
Well, I'm quite impressed. My spies told me you were resourceful, but they seemed to have underestimated your talents. Gods capture her.
What a splendid sense of humour. Pity I don't have one. So the location of your vault, if you please.
Why, When you become one of us, of course. I can't have a perfectly good prime normal and not make it one of the chosen ones, now can I? After you tell me where your vault is.
You know, you remind me of a cockroach I once owned. I crushed it because I was annoyed with its scurrying little noises. Remember that.
You're an annoying little human, aren't you? I'm not going to repeat it again.
Your human mind is rather under equipped to handle this, so a simple YES will suffice for now. Soon everyone in the world will be converted and peace will reign.